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    In James Cameron's original ending, old Rose receives a savage beating. Aired 01/09/99
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  • @gregoryambres1897
    @gregoryambres1897 2 роки тому +95

    1:44 "I've been busting my butt in Pizza Hut for the last six years while you're sitting on twenty million bucks?!" 🤣

  • @YankeesFan0620
    @YankeesFan0620 Рік тому +885

    Kudos to Bill Paxton and James Cameron for being apart of this skit. Class acts

    • @oscarkoop2548
      @oscarkoop2548 Рік тому +34

      It's a shame we lost bill with such a young age, twister It's still one of my favorite movies

    • @NunyaBizzybone
      @NunyaBizzybone Рік тому +9

      @@oscarkoop2548 wait what bill paxson is dead???

    • @ctixu4dicy
      @ctixu4dicy Рік тому +8

      ​@@NunyaBizzybone Has been for some years now

    • @danijelujcic8644
      @danijelujcic8644 Рік тому +11

      apart =/= a part

    • @NunyaBizzybone
      @NunyaBizzybone Рік тому +4

      @@ctixu4dicy 😪 wow I honestly didn't know at all

  • @razieltalos
    @razieltalos 3 роки тому +443

    you have to love when someone is willing to parody themselves, Paxton was the man

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Рік тому

      Yeah, you love kissing their ass

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland Рік тому +5

      He became famous for his parodies!
      Space 'Marine' Hudson.
      Outrageous John Doe Punk who gets murdered by Terminatah Arnhuld
      Gung Ho military older brother in 'Weird Science' (a mysoginist).

    • @razieltalos
      @razieltalos Рік тому

      @AudieHolland never was proven the Terminator killed him, he got punched I'm the face and that was it

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland Рік тому

      @@razieltalos He still was an Outrageous John Doe Punk whether he got killed or not.
      ENGLISH MF
      DO YOU SPEAK IT

    • @ziggytonumaa
      @ziggytonumaa 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@razieltalos in any case, Arnold finished him in True Lies 😃
      Also, he was the coast guard cameo in Commando 🙂

  • @twinktoiletsbestfriendsmomscan
    @twinktoiletsbestfriendsmomscan Рік тому +962

    *The fact that they got the real Bill Paxton and James Cameron to do this makes it 100x more funny than if they just used two random dongs to play them.*

    • @JuanWayTrips
      @JuanWayTrips Рік тому +45

      At first I was like "Wow, that actor really nailed Bill Paxton's voice" until I realized it was him lol.

    • @aubrey1633
      @aubrey1633 Рік тому +10

      ​@@JuanWayTripslol yeah he was the host for this episode

    • @Glum1964
      @Glum1964 Рік тому +5

      Where was James Cameron?

    • @Epiclydumb
      @Epiclydumb Рік тому +1

      ​@@Glum19644:07

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Рік тому

      No, it's not.
      Only morons think that a joke is funny, simply because the actual person tells it.
      It's 100X funnier when they MOCK the real person with a double, and make them look really stupid.

  • @seththomas9105
    @seththomas9105 3 роки тому +212

    I know a guy that worked on "Twister" when they filmed in Iowa and he said Bill Paxton was a cool dude that hung out with the film crew and went to local bars and shit. Said he was a good, common fella.

    • @fleetwood7538
      @fleetwood7538 2 роки тому +2

      They filmed it on Oklahoma.

    • @seththomas9105
      @seththomas9105 2 роки тому +5

      @@fleetwood7538 Yeah. and Iowa around the towns of Boone, Pilot Mound, Ridgeport, Ogden and Eldora.

    • @fleetwood7538
      @fleetwood7538 2 роки тому

      Nope. Oklahoma. Tulsa, and central state area.

    • @seththomas9105
      @seththomas9105 2 роки тому +5

      @@fleetwood7538 Yes. Ok. They filmed it in Oklahoma, AND Iowa in the areas stated.

    • @seththomas9105
      @seththomas9105 2 роки тому

      @Duane Barry 😄

  • @AllenMacCannell
    @AllenMacCannell 8 років тому +2572

    Come to think of it, Rose was hurting her children and grandchildren by dropping that stone into the ocean like that. Only in the movies.

    • @siamesecatful
      @siamesecatful 6 років тому +210

      yeh she should sell it ,i don't understand why she keep it all this time.it's not from jack but from her fiance who didn't even love

    • @gd9123
      @gd9123 3 роки тому +21

      Facts!

    • @gabygabytoy5612
      @gabygabytoy5612 3 роки тому +31

      No she wasn’t... they lived with out it their entire lives. It was hers to do what ever she wanted

    • @Eric_1991
      @Eric_1991 3 роки тому +68

      @@siamesecatful I read the reason why was as a reminder, and also she didn’t want to essentially depend on Cal’s money

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 3 роки тому +33

      @@gabygabytoy5612 So give it to a charity, and let them maybe feed the world for a few years. Jesus, what a stupid fucking thing to do.

  • @nakostyfoon
    @nakostyfoon 7 років тому +1510

    R.I.P. amazing Bill Paxton

    • @AnthonyChinaski
      @AnthonyChinaski 3 роки тому +12

      Bill Paxton sucked at acting. RIP Bill for Bill

    • @lawrencemoore3863
      @lawrencemoore3863 3 роки тому +10

      @@AnthonyChinaski and that's what made him great,especially in Aliens

    • @DatGrA2b
      @DatGrA2b 3 роки тому +17

      @@alexandramarberry1023 thats not Bill Paxton thats Bill Pullman Bill Paxton is in Tombstone

    • @LucaBrasi0
      @LucaBrasi0 3 роки тому +12

      @@alexandramarberry1023 Wrong again. That gentleman is Bill Murray. Lost son of Bill Clinton.

    • @Amy-gn6zw
      @Amy-gn6zw 3 роки тому +7

      Gone too soon. ☹️

  • @shawnuel
    @shawnuel 3 роки тому +856

    Even playing a feeble 90 year old lady, Cheri Oteri can still find a way to chew the scenery.

    • @muunhead
      @muunhead 2 роки тому +21

      I swear I thought it was Jimmy Fallon with a mask and vocal sfx. I'm not even kidding

    • @CHRISRepAZ
      @CHRISRepAZ 2 роки тому

      @@muunhead 😂

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 2 роки тому +10

      @@muunhead 🤣💀that's so funny I also thought Billy Zane was gonna come out and start man handling her like in the movie

    • @aarondigby9859
      @aarondigby9859 2 роки тому +13

      CHERI OTERI IS A BEAST.

    • @aarondigby9859
      @aarondigby9859 2 роки тому +4

      @@muunhead layoff the meds or take them exactly as prescribed.

  • @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317
    @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317 3 роки тому +352

    Was expecting the ghost of jack dawson to ask rose why she let him freeze his ass off.

    • @lindahandley5267
      @lindahandley5267 3 роки тому +17

      That would have been a good one!

    • @Danbo22987
      @Danbo22987 3 роки тому +8

      TBF, Jack was the one who chose not to keep trying to get on the debris.

    • @tamiwatchesstuff
      @tamiwatchesstuff Рік тому +8

      That would’ve been hilarious if SNL got Leo di’Caprio to tell her to hand the necklace over to them.

    • @smalltowngirlbigcityheart3724
      @smalltowngirlbigcityheart3724 7 місяців тому +7

      I think we ALL want to know why she let Jack die! We all could see, there was more than plenty of enough room on that damn door for the both of ‘em!

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 7 місяців тому +5

      Even if Jack had survived and married Rose, he would stop seeing her after she reached 25. (You know, because Jack and Leonardo only want to be with younger women.)

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 3 роки тому +1684

    I wanted one of them to ask her why’d she’s let Jack freeze to death when there was plenty of room on that door.

    • @daedalus_20v
      @daedalus_20v 3 роки тому +178

      It's not how much _room_ was on the door... it was the _buoyancy_ of the door (or lack thereof). Wood floats, yes, but it's not magic! The problem is the door didn't have enough buoyancy to hold both of them up at the same time, which defeats the purpose of him climbing aboard... they would both have presumably died instead of him alone. As it is, she barely survives because she's already soaking wet and freezing to death while waiting for rescue.
      While I think actually _showing_ this happening in the film would have been a better choice (the door sinking/capsizing and the two characters realize their dilemma), the logic still holds up - it's not the big plot hole everybody seems to think it is.

    • @elviakerlick1163
      @elviakerlick1163 3 роки тому +35

      I dunno... Kate Winslet was pretty hefty back then. I know that DiCaprio was relatively skinny, but unless those were French doors, or double doors, I don't think it was doable.

    • @tangiechapman6219
      @tangiechapman6219 3 роки тому +56

      @@elviakerlick1163 she was not fat she had a woman body dose not look like a boy thanks GOD

    • @yourbuddy6556
      @yourbuddy6556 3 роки тому +29

      Jack : If only they cast Kate Moss, instead of Winslet.

    • @Universitysandwich
      @Universitysandwich 3 роки тому +3

      Ikr thank you

  • @Daniel-fq5vq
    @Daniel-fq5vq 3 роки тому +196

    Bill Paxton, my heart goes to you and your family. You were a marquee actor of my childhood. Thank you brother

    • @russellj.s.257
      @russellj.s.257 2 роки тому +4

      Forever Big Brother Chet

    • @williamgullett8071
      @williamgullett8071 2 роки тому +4

      @@russellj.s.257 How about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

    • @smpiano6605
      @smpiano6605 6 місяців тому +1

      You mean your Heart Will Go On to him and his family?

    • @Daniel-fq5vq
      @Daniel-fq5vq 6 місяців тому

      @@smpiano6605 lmao, yes clever friend

    • @TheJayblaze3
      @TheJayblaze3 3 місяці тому

      Did you like Tresspass?

  • @allsetcreationsvacationsbyDT
    @allsetcreationsvacationsbyDT 2 роки тому +152

    Cheri Oteri kills every skit. So underrated!

    • @katiecase6821
      @katiecase6821 Рік тому

      Sketch. Theyre sketches. Not fucking skits

    • @robtru84
      @robtru84 Рік тому

      She's on Saturday Night Live

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 Рік тому +9

      Cheri is the female Martin Short.

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 6 років тому +153

    R.I.P Bill. He looks so handsome here💔

  • @trainstorm1225
    @trainstorm1225 2 роки тому +173

    The fact that they got Jim Cameron in this is the icing on the cake.

    • @scribe570
      @scribe570 5 місяців тому +1

      Yes, so unique to have a topper on a skit. SNL skits don't end that way. They just fade out with music.

  • @thebrain7065
    @thebrain7065 3 роки тому +45

    Darrell Hammonds "Bob Seger slap" had me on the floor..😆

  • @garylynch9206
    @garylynch9206 3 роки тому +740

    I think those characters hitting Rose represent all of us, who wanted to strangle her for dumping the necklace into the ocean. Hilarious.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 3 роки тому +37

      Also, for letting Jack die.

    • @TheBuri00
      @TheBuri00 3 роки тому +5

      @@jondunmore4268 agreed lol

    • @bronxlords
      @bronxlords 3 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @bronxlords
      @bronxlords 3 роки тому +8

      @Gold Rose yes it was they could've taken turns, bet yet there was room for both of them on the door.

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 3 роки тому +8

      @Gold Rose Exactly! It wasn't the SIZE of the door and that it could hold both of them. It was the buoyancy. That door never would have stayed afloat with like 270 pounds on it.

  • @ImmortalChaos
    @ImmortalChaos 3 роки тому +527

    Molly Shannon looks gorgeous here.

    • @laland5752
      @laland5752 3 роки тому +22

      Yes! Blonde is beautiful on her.

    • @Reese2279
      @Reese2279 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah like Segourney Weaver in that goofy sci fi comedy

    • @will.a.benjamin
      @will.a.benjamin 3 роки тому +8

      She's one of the best looking women to be on SNL. I love her smile.

    • @michaelmcdonald8452
      @michaelmcdonald8452 3 роки тому +5

      You don’t think of MS as “hot” but she is

    • @christopherminjares7429
      @christopherminjares7429 3 роки тому +9

      I think Cheri Oteri looks gorgeous in that makeup here. 😄

  • @kenbear64
    @kenbear64 3 роки тому +135

    My favorite line: "Bob Seger was NOT on the Titanic!"

    • @RSEFX
      @RSEFX 3 роки тому +1

      Indeed! Hilarious.

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 3 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @soranraina4391
      @soranraina4391 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @derossetmyers47
      @derossetmyers47 Рік тому

      I didn't understand that part. Was he one of the actors in the movie?

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 Рік тому +2

      @@derossetmyers47 Really? Do you know who Bob Seger is? They were making fun of the fact that Rose kept wasting their time with lies about being on the big boat.

  • @erabbitgamingofficial1
    @erabbitgamingofficial1 3 роки тому +47

    *Bill: I was just talking to Jack and he wants you tell me where the necklace is so the two of you can be together!* 🤣😂🤣😂 RIP Bill Paxton 🙏

  • @ZhangtheGreat
    @ZhangtheGreat 3 роки тому +176

    Well, there we go: confirmed by James Cameron himself to be the actual intended ending

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 3 роки тому +9

      I want it re-released with this as the ending

    • @JustPippaNY
      @JustPippaNY 3 роки тому +8

      Funny thing is, it's not that far off from the actual alternate ending where Bill Paxton and his crew learn that she did have the diamond.

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 2 роки тому +2

      For those that don't know, there really is a deleted ending where they freak out on Rose about the necklace, and there is a really tense stand off about her throwing it in the ocean. It did in fact lead to disastrous test screenings, and that is why James was in on the joke, because he very nearly ruined one of the most successful films of all time. Here is a link to the original ending. ua-cam.com/video/9uXa1R2e4a8/v-deo.html

    • @bristoled93
      @bristoled93 2 роки тому

      @@blootooth00 Video is blocked in my country.

  • @joannewilson1021
    @joannewilson1021 10 років тому +521

    That got pretty dark pretty quickly.

    • @dzenacs2011
      @dzenacs2011 6 років тому +2

      wow omments full of sjw fucks

    • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
      @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow 3 роки тому +17

      This was dark af

    • @jay108jayakrsna5
      @jay108jayakrsna5 3 роки тому +10

      Reality when money is involved

    • @dorourke105
      @dorourke105 3 роки тому +3

      @@dzenacs2011 and even more Comments filled with thugs and trolls

    • @alexhale2696
      @alexhale2696 3 роки тому +3

      Not as dark as how deep that jewel went in at the end of the movie. 😅

  • @TralfazConstruction
    @TralfazConstruction 3 роки тому +74

    1:48 "A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets." She really sells that line among others.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 3 роки тому +379

    The fact they made a funny sketch is great.
    The fact they got Paxton to do this is awesome (and not dressing up one of their people).
    The fact James Cameron appeared, made jokes, has a sense of humor, and did it all for an SNL skit is totally awesome!

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 2 роки тому +14

      Well, he was in the area filming his second most successful film, Lasercats 6 with Sigourney Weaver, so it makes sense that he would stop by 30 Rock for this sketch.

    • @bicknell67
      @bicknell67 2 роки тому +7

      Bill was the host

    • @abrahamesparza01
      @abrahamesparza01 Рік тому +5

      He was the host

  • @macnerd93
    @macnerd93 6 років тому +401

    funny thing is if Heart of the Ocean had been real, it would be worth closer to 350 million not 20 lol.

    • @camgeorge6222
      @camgeorge6222 3 роки тому +27

      Ok beat that old hag's ass for that diamond.

    • @xxhalfemptyxx7713
      @xxhalfemptyxx7713 3 роки тому +12

      bruh that diamond was unlucky as heck

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 3 роки тому

      @Salvaged History REALLLY?! THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP.

    • @GilliganKrueger0829
      @GilliganKrueger0829 3 роки тому +5

      Would that have been in 1912 or in modern day? Because with inflation it would probably cost EVEN MORE...

    • @macnerd93
      @macnerd93 3 роки тому +4

      @@GilliganKrueger0829 that was just the general value if it had existed in real life today

  • @scottvelardo700
    @scottvelardo700 3 роки тому +111

    At moments I’m not sure if that’s Cheri Oteri or Martin Short.

  • @LifeInPink999
    @LifeInPink999 6 років тому +671

    This ending that’s how I would have reacted being her granddaughter. Seriously throw away 20 millions to the ocean it hurt me more than that old couple dying holding hands while the room filed with water.

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah, always struck me as a cunt move...selfish as fuck.

    • @xxhalfemptyxx7713
      @xxhalfemptyxx7713 3 роки тому +13

      bruh that crystal was unlucky as heck

    • @tompecena8573
      @tompecena8573 3 роки тому +18

      Isadore & Ida Straus.....he was the owner of Macys....Wiki him, very interesting. A lot more to the movie when you know they were real people.

    • @kristinbagani2811
      @kristinbagani2811 3 роки тому +14

      I know. I never really understood it. She knows they’re looking for the diamond, and yet she still threw it into the ocean after keeping it all this long. 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @teekay698
      @teekay698 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah... there are people who would do anything for money.

  • @WinslowLeach1974
    @WinslowLeach1974 3 роки тому +330

    The funny thing is, if you see the deleted scenes from Titanic where old Rose throws the necklace back into the ocean, it really does make you want to beat her up.

    • @rosethornil
      @rosethornil 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah, I thought that was a really stupid move. Wealthy people have options. Options are good.

    • @gazzalenbrick6381
      @gazzalenbrick6381 3 роки тому +9

      Ya it’s like jack bought her it..her crazy ex did

    • @gazzalenbrick6381
      @gazzalenbrick6381 3 роки тому +1

      Not like

    • @Lexman509
      @Lexman509 3 роки тому +11

      My favorite quote from that scene "That really sucked, Lady!"

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 3 роки тому +20

      I never thought that way. It was never really hers. Cal showed her the diamond and even put it around her neck, but he never actually GAVE it to her to keep. He kept it locked in his safe. And he never intended her to have it. He put it in his coat pocket when they were trying to leave the ship and he put the coat on Rose but forgot to take the diamond first.

  • @rasnac
    @rasnac 5 місяців тому +6

    I was about to feel sorry for the old lady, then I remembered there was plenty of room on the door.

  • @Flandersned08
    @Flandersned08 10 років тому +310

    Lighting a cigarette with money is a perfect ending to this sketch. I respect how honest James Cameron is

    • @anthonygordon9483
      @anthonygordon9483 2 роки тому +5

      Everything the man every touched , turned into gold. Except for The Abyss.

    • @kendallevans4079
      @kendallevans4079 2 роки тому

      The common theme is he's an @zzhole....Even Linda Hamilton, his ex-wife says so....

    • @lomarsweed6604
      @lomarsweed6604 Рік тому

      @@jonesy_mcpants How do you know? Are you some kind of scientist or something?

    • @gospelofrye6881
      @gospelofrye6881 Рік тому +3

      @@anthonygordon9483 The Abyss is still awesome as a movie though. Piranha 2? Not so much.

  • @2taggs2
    @2taggs2 3 роки тому +22

    LOL "Alright, this hag's going overboard!"

  • @GGSLM
    @GGSLM 10 років тому +1234

    I felt like she really was an old woman being hit. I felt sad.

  • @theyearwas1473
    @theyearwas1473 3 роки тому +117

    Bill Paxton, fought acid blood alien xenomorphs, fought hunter predator aliens, fought a time traveling humanoid terminator, fought a cow throwing Helen Hunt tossing tornado, fought a really old boat sinking necklace tossing lady.Legend.

    • @theyearwas1473
      @theyearwas1473 3 роки тому

      @Former Auror added. My mistake

    • @EdmxndDantes
      @EdmxndDantes 2 роки тому +3

      Chet in Weird Science

    • @TheRichNewnes
      @TheRichNewnes 2 роки тому +4

      @@EdmxndDantes Loved him in A Simple Plan. Gut-wrenching movie with great performances, especially Paxton and Billy Bob Thornton.

    • @VintageRose75
      @VintageRose75 2 роки тому +3

      Don't forget he fought the Hatfields, as the Patriarch of the McCoys! 😏

    • @GabrielRodriguez-ox6cw
      @GabrielRodriguez-ox6cw 2 роки тому +5

      AND!!!! HE FOUGHT AT THE OK CORRAL!!!! IN TOMBSTONE!!!

  • @sparky10142
    @sparky10142 9 років тому +174

    Was that actually bill Paxton

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 4 роки тому +6

      That was your father

    • @Dizzydawne
      @Dizzydawne 3 роки тому +2

      @@iche9373 I’m your papa

    • @clownman9184
      @clownman9184 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, that’s Bill Paxton

    • @boy-re8ii
      @boy-re8ii 3 роки тому +2

      @@clownman9184 he looks so different! The way his face looks changed over the course of 4 years. The movie was filmed in 1996-97 and this was January 1999!

    • @clownman9184
      @clownman9184 3 роки тому

      @@boy-re8ii well, that was Bill Paxton for ya

  • @primepm8861
    @primepm8861 3 роки тому +42

    I loved this one so much. The fact Jimmy showed up at the end was awesome.

  • @Luixmai
    @Luixmai 4 роки тому +58

    The beating scene, is basically a parody of the " Calm Down!" scene from Airplane!

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 3 роки тому +111

    I still can’t get over the fact that James Cameron calls himself “Jim”

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 3 роки тому +14

      well "Jim" and "Jimmy" are popular nicknames of James so that's why.

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 3 роки тому +4

      @@benzaiten933 lol yeah I know its just that James Cameron is such a big name in Hollywood that I can’t imagine anyone calling him anything else

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 3 роки тому +1

      @Kim Lake mood

    • @RSEFX
      @RSEFX 3 роки тому +2

      @@imtryingmybest673 No one who knows him---including himself---calls him "James". A lot of people go to the most proper form of their names as authors of books, movies etc, and, especially as actors. James Stewart was always "Jimmy" in real life...etc. But I think I may be stating the obvious.

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 3 роки тому

      @@RSEFX right, no I get that, but like Jimmy Stewart presents himself as Jimmy Stewart, yk? But since James Cameron presents himself as James, it’s just different to hear him or other people call him anything else

  • @kimberlyyoung458
    @kimberlyyoung458 3 роки тому +61

    This was glorious! That slap from Darryl Hammond was in itself Titanic! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 3 роки тому +7

      That slap upside the head was epic!

  • @NYKLOGISTIK
    @NYKLOGISTIK 5 місяців тому +4

    All the gen z who cant take a joke. This is slapstick humor at its finest.

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 2 місяці тому +1

      Exactly! People are too sensitive these days! 😂

  • @stringsnthings866
    @stringsnthings866 3 роки тому +75

    God bless Bill Paxton. One of America's best actors, RIP.

  • @daniellepreyar
    @daniellepreyar Рік тому +11

    I can't stop laughing. This is a wild skit. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @gurujr
    @gurujr 3 роки тому +31

    Cheri Oteri did a lot of underrated characters on SNL. Still her best and most well known was Barbara Walters.

    • @aarondigby9859
      @aarondigby9859 2 роки тому +1

      BABA WAWA, HER AND GILDA RADNER. THE BEST TWO BABA WAWA !!!!

  • @libra42ful
    @libra42ful 2 роки тому +15

    I'm going to say one of the best skits ever... because if you have a sense of humor, then this is a snort from laughter, from the pure genius of it, parody...😂

  • @julieplusmusic
    @julieplusmusic 10 років тому +564

    Don't know how to laugh at an old lady being hit like that

    • @cristianchelaru8053
      @cristianchelaru8053 7 років тому +23

      it is a parody ! and it is an younger actor not an old lady! god!

    • @AshishSharma-nm5eo
      @AshishSharma-nm5eo 6 років тому +12

      Julie Wint it's not an old lady, it's a young lady with make up,
      Now watch.

    • @dzenacs2011
      @dzenacs2011 6 років тому +5

      wow omments full of sjw fucks

    • @djpuntog
      @djpuntog 6 років тому

      jimmy fallon is that

    • @samueldaddo8182
      @samueldaddo8182 4 роки тому +7

      Cuz it’s not actually an old lady being beaten up and it was so over the top.

  • @mikkifarmer9626
    @mikkifarmer9626 3 роки тому +88

    R.I.P to the legendary Bill Paxton.

    • @robtru84
      @robtru84 Рік тому

      It's too bad he's not here to watch his movies or act

  • @SubzeroCage
    @SubzeroCage 2 роки тому +17

    Wow Molly looks great with blonde hair! Also could you imagine it really ended like this at the end that would have been hilarious

    • @davidleonard7439
      @davidleonard7439 Рік тому +2

      She's banging with blonde hair. I almost didn't even recognize her

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 2 місяці тому

      That ending would have been too damn funny! 😂

  • @joepesci43
    @joepesci43 3 роки тому +171

    This is hilarious. Why is everyone acting like this is real? It’s a sketch with “actors” on SNL.

  • @VintageRose75
    @VintageRose75 2 роки тому +57

    In high school and college, I remember writing many papers for English classes. Often, after reading a novel, we would have to analyze the story, and what the author was trying to achieve.
    This is my take on it, and I have quite literally seen it dozens of times.
    First, of all, in real life, there is no way the necklace would have stayed in her pocket that long, after they landed in the water. Unless, it were tied somehow. And, in real life, she and the rest of the inner circle of the cast did not exist, and were a type of historical fiction characters.
    But, if Rose had brought recognition to the fact that she still had the diamond, she would have risked Cal (and her mother) knowing that she survived. She does state that Cal committed suicide almost 20 years later, after the stock market crashed. She would have been roughly 40 years old, and had probably carved out the best life she could after meeting Jack. Her mother would have been roughly sixty or seventy at that time. Why not bring it out after her mother might have passed and she herself was an older woman?
    Being how turned off she was to the idea of riches: not wanting to marry Cal, hated the societal restraints and norms, was not arrogant and proud, admired the personality traits of "poor" Jack, etc. she certainly would not sell it to bring upon herself more of what she hated. She wanted to remain the free spirit Jack had helped bring out in her.
    If she hated it that much, then why not anonymously give it to a charity or museum? If that had happened, it might take away from the wreck and it's most valuable loss--human life. When she spoke of the sinking, she had a great deal of sorrow and respect for the people who lost their lives.
    I think the reason she kept the diamond al those years, instead of just burying it somewhere, was because maybe it had come to represent to her, her love for those lost lives...but especially Jack. It was suppose to be a symbol of extravagant wealth from Cal. But, "The Heart of the Ocean" was a symbol of her heart's oceans of secret love.
    When she tossed it overboard, she was not just discarding it. It was a way for her to: honor her love for Jack, honor the other lives lost, etc., similar to when you put flowers on a grave.
    You could also say it was her way of "letting go", because she was ready to go be with Jack, since he said, "You'll die an old woman asleep in your bed...not here, not this night." The deep breath and sigh of relief and slight smile all reflected this, as you gather she is so proud of herself for keeping her promises to Jack.
    The symbolism is outstanding and incredible.

    • @jerryn.1823
      @jerryn.1823 Рік тому +3

      Yes, Rose & Jack, Rose's mother and Jack's friends were all just fictional characters. But in my humble opinion the script for this Titanic movie is just a bad script. I just think that the real 1st class women passengers aboard the Titanic and the other passenger ships of that time period of 1912, would not have had any interest in starting a relationship with a poor guy in steerage. Then James Cameron had his fictional character Rose based on a real life woman named Beatrice Wood who was a young woman at the time of the Titanic's tragic maiden voyage but she had nothing to do with the Titanic. There are much better movies about the Titanic out there like A Night to Remember which was first released in 1958.

    • @FBI.Open.Up.
      @FBI.Open.Up. Рік тому

      He titanic ahs some plot holes
      Why was the necklace called the heart of the ocean? She could've bought another one and used thr riches to help poor kids or her grandkids. Without alerting Cal or her mother that she survived. And bought a cheaper heart of the ocean that she let go in the water, when she was ready to let go and fulfilled her promise to Jack

    • @jeffreyjeziorski1480
      @jeffreyjeziorski1480 8 місяців тому +1

      Kept her promise to Jack?? Like "I'll never let go"???

    • @barbraseville8984
      @barbraseville8984 5 місяців тому +1

      You must be a ton of fun at parties

  • @christianmendez8299
    @christianmendez8299 2 роки тому +13

    Thank you James Cameron for making me feel better today.

  • @johndaugherty7465
    @johndaugherty7465 3 роки тому +30

    Almost as good as the alternative ending to "It's a Wonderful Life."

    • @dawnochs2018
      @dawnochs2018 3 роки тому +8

      I truly wish that had been the ending. Old man Potter was a piece of crap!

    • @RSEFX
      @RSEFX 3 роки тому +3

      Ha! Great. I loved that alternate ending, SNL-style! Thanks for reminding me!

  • @anthonycobuccio6841
    @anthonycobuccio6841 3 роки тому +18

    Cheri O'Teri looks like Martin Short in this

    • @RSEFX
      @RSEFX 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, she does! I wondered if anyone else thought that. ;-)

    • @dreamercross
      @dreamercross 3 роки тому

      @@RSEFX scrolled through the comments just to see if it's martin short

  • @idkybily
    @idkybily 3 роки тому +51

    Did none of you notice how from Cheri being serious in the beginning people were laughing? THIS IS CLASSIC CHERI! I grew up loving this!!!

  • @texanperry
    @texanperry 6 місяців тому +2

    1:25 I just saw Chet from Weird Science! This skit is too funny!

  • @ivorytower99
    @ivorytower99 2 роки тому +4

    *At **1:55** - the bit about the 2x4... I spit-up my tea, laughing!*

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 2 роки тому +7

    James Cameron smoking using a lit hundred dollar bill and talking about how great it would be to beat up an old lady is just flawless😂

  • @UniqueGeekFreak
    @UniqueGeekFreak 10 років тому +38

    I think we all imagined an ending like this LOOOL XD
    James Cameron just grew in my eyes haha awesome!!

  • @michaelgatti4038
    @michaelgatti4038 2 роки тому +32

    RIP Paxton. This episode was awesome. Loved his Carrie opening. ❤️

  • @louisdeangelis2535
    @louisdeangelis2535 3 роки тому +40

    Please bring back Cheri Oteri... Simply a fantastic actor. Great in all of her invented parts. Please at least have her host a new 2021 show...

    • @robtru84
      @robtru84 Рік тому

      She's on Saturday Night Live

  • @Larry_Ibarra
    @Larry_Ibarra 3 роки тому +72

    Lol at all the people complaining about the old woman getting beat up. It's a younger woman in old age makeup and her performance (as well as everyone else's here) is exaggerated through the roof. It's not elder abuse NOR does it promote elder abuse. You've seriously never heard of dark humor?

    • @claudehauper7629
      @claudehauper7629 3 роки тому +1

      Internet trolls are stupid and suck.

    • @genjibenkei
      @genjibenkei 3 роки тому +6

      No, we live in a post-joke world now 🤷🏻‍♂️ sad.

    • @codeblue8922
      @codeblue8922 3 роки тому +3

      I was offended that they didn’t go further with it. I was hoping they would waterboard her lol that woulda been funny as hell.

    • @Gamergirl-.-
      @Gamergirl-.- 3 роки тому

      Ehh I like dark humor, I just didn’t find this funny. Maybe if they used the young rose instead it would’ve been funnier.

    • @Larry_Ibarra
      @Larry_Ibarra 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gamergirl-.- It wouldn't have made sense for Brock and his crew to beat up young Rose.

  • @kevinbergin9971
    @kevinbergin9971 3 роки тому +14

    The hole in her story that I recall when I saw the film is that she (Rose) would have been over 100 and no way would they have had her on a helicopter; by the way that was hundreds of miles away from shore-not a once around Manhattan trip to boot.

  • @kyleroberts3814
    @kyleroberts3814 Рік тому +27

    See, THIS is the real reason to hate Rose. Everyone always going on about how she "left him in the water" after the movie clearly showed him trying to get on too but it wouldn't hold both of their weight, so he sacrificed for her. That wasn't her fault. But holding on to a $20 million necklace instead of using it to help her family! Thank you for this skit finally setting that straight.

    • @checynhadi2815
      @checynhadi2815 Рік тому +2

      Hate her due to your greed?

    • @kyleroberts3814
      @kyleroberts3814 Рік тому +3

      @@checynhadi2815 Shucks, if not throwing away opportunities to help your family is greed, then yes.

  • @usmanalvi-awan7817
    @usmanalvi-awan7817 7 років тому +24

    RIP Bill Paxton.

  • @Spookeygurl063
    @Spookeygurl063 3 роки тому +10

    I'm dead...even the granddaughter was mad & kicking her

  • @musicisbrilliant
    @musicisbrilliant 6 місяців тому +3

    Its amazing how DIFFERENT the sense of humor on this show was back in the late 90's. Much more brutal, but in a good way. Really funny stuff.

  • @yahelisrael6958
    @yahelisrael6958 6 років тому +177

    From the comments in the sectionI feel like I'm the only person who find this funny ass hell.
    Ooh I guess not. See there are other with a Sense of Humor.

    • @69nadyacole69
      @69nadyacole69 4 роки тому +8

      hahahah yeah. People here are so SJW

    • @CodexAdrian
      @CodexAdrian 3 роки тому +11

      I mean people could have been uncomfortable by the fact that someone who looks like a defenseless old lady was being slapped and beat up so realistically ...

    • @yahelisrael6958
      @yahelisrael6958 3 роки тому +5

      @@CodexAdrian stop whining it was fake

    • @psychstudentrip
      @psychstudentrip 3 роки тому +2

      @@69nadyacole69 people here are so social justice warrior? •-•

    • @charminglady2011
      @charminglady2011 3 роки тому +3

      @@yahelisrael6958 but he wasn't whining, you are being dramatic. I did like the skit, I just didn't find it humorous. Some people don't find physical jokes funny. And violence gags, while over the top, too silly to laugh at. It is fine whether you laughed or not. It's comedy bound to have hits and misses.

  • @Miguelito1985
    @Miguelito1985 3 місяці тому +1

    I died already with " yeah that's messed up" 😂

  • @StefanSaba
    @StefanSaba 3 роки тому +11

    Lol God bless Bill Paxton giving 110% in this sketch

  • @shariemorgan1140
    @shariemorgan1140 3 роки тому +4

    Lmfaooooo 🤣. He smacked her upside her head like my mother used to do me😂

  • @michaeldepinto3562
    @michaeldepinto3562 3 роки тому +8

    I would have given this ending a Standing Ovation lol

  • @Damar158
    @Damar158 2 роки тому +1

    "I think one of my ribs is broken..."
    "This one?"
    *proceeds to gutpunch her three times*

  • @JoeyMartz
    @JoeyMartz Рік тому +3

    Rose cheated on her fiance, abandoned her husband in the afterlife and throw away a diamond that could leave her family wealthy for life.... Kind of the worst...

  • @jbw53191
    @jbw53191 5 місяців тому +2

    Titanic: a whole movie about having a one-night stand with a homeless guy and then becoming a jewel thief

  • @baboona2326
    @baboona2326 10 років тому +7

    I remember Sheri Oteri playing this same character with Julianne Moore as the host of SNL. I would love to see that clip.

  • @jaushuagray4640
    @jaushuagray4640 3 роки тому +46

    People getting angry : This came out in 1997 / 1998 . Context folks

    • @captaincrunch8333
      @captaincrunch8333 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, those were the days..
      I miss them mightily.
      When we took our anger out on the aged.
      Why else would they stick around?
      Certainly not to enjoy themselves?
      ;()

  • @charbel2750
    @charbel2750 9 років тому +435

    Am I the only one who thought that sketch was kinda f***ed up?

  • @MsTota77
    @MsTota77 7 років тому +21

    RIP Bill Baxton😞

  • @jonathanjonzz975
    @jonathanjonzz975 10 років тому +39

    James Cameron, the last man on earth with a sense of humor, I salute you :). To all the people not amused by this, ITS COMEDY!!!
    Any adult knows you don't beat up elderly people (or any one if we are really being honest) but the absurdity of of an elderly person being treated like that is hilarious.

    • @maranatha_777
      @maranatha_777 10 років тому +8

      Well, I´m a geriatric nurse and I saw families abusing their elders, so this really is not funny for me. But I don´t see any fun in watching anyone being beaten, child, adults, animals. Even comedy has its limits.

    • @sakandax2340
      @sakandax2340 10 років тому +4

      Michaela Eirelover
      nurses are the worst

    • @thatmanckid
      @thatmanckid 9 років тому +5

      Michaela Eirelover This is the thing, it doesn't. The ideal of comedy cannot behold limitation, as it itself does not attain to limit or not. The way in which you receive comedy may push your own idea of limits, the level of it that you see as acceptable or non-acceptable, but comedy itself is basically an unfinished paint job on a picket fence. It becomes and stays as nothing. It's impartial, it has no effect on anything unless you the viewer, you the receiver choose to splash that last lick of creamy white and give it meaning, give it purpose. The fact you are offended means you chose to perceive this as some sort of reality, instead of the reality in which is actually lies which is; a multitude of actors on a set somewhere in LA, probably, just doing their job, pretending to hit a woman who has dressed up as elderly for the sake of comic relief. Use this as your new agenda when reading the news, watching other UA-cam videos or even simply just going outside.

    • @allentsai9083
      @allentsai9083 9 років тому +4

      James Hodson I'm mostly just offended by how unfunny this is. Comedy and offensiveness do not have to go hand in hand. It seems like this skit just took the idea of adults beating up an old lady and relied on the shock value to carry across the humor, something that SNL does all the time, it seems. There is no clever spin or twist to this video. How disappointing.

    • @thatmanckid
      @thatmanckid 9 років тому

      ***** I know I agree, I haven't laughed at anything SNL have done since like the Oteri plus 2 of the 90s, and the only resounding success of the past like even 2 years has been getting Kyle Mooney on as a recurring cast member
      I agree with the whole hinging on it's one action shot, replayed over and over to become the skit's USP.
      To be honest, I just agree

  • @FishoD
    @FishoD 8 років тому +94

    God the moralists. This is a comedy sketch a fantasy comedy sketch, about fantasy characters.
    1. the made up woman threw away 20 million dollar necklace like a lunatic
    2. the dudes beat up a defenseless old lady
    both *IMAGINARY* scenarios are hilarious.

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 8 років тому +4

      +Fisho D How is the 2nd one funny? The fact that she lied for attention and acted confused to get out of being caught in the lie maybe...not the beating though, at least to me.

    • @clorox903
      @clorox903 8 років тому +1

      She threw the necklace "Heart of the Ocean" so that his boy could find and have the necklace.

    • @kristitaylor123
      @kristitaylor123 6 років тому +1

      Thank you ! Someone gets it !

    • @LakshmiSNair-cc9mz
      @LakshmiSNair-cc9mz 5 років тому +2

      What the hell is hilarious in this

  • @titanic..freackk923
    @titanic..freackk923 Рік тому +3

    OMG THIS IS AMAZING?? AND THEY ALL LOOK SO ALIKE THOUGH

  • @canadapainter658
    @canadapainter658 2 місяці тому

    3;21 is a CLASSIC...OMG.... they way her hair was flying just made me going...

  • @christianmartinezsolis2894
    @christianmartinezsolis2894 Рік тому +4

    Now I cannot watch movie without thinking Rose's granddaughter worked at Pizza Hut

  • @DavidLS1
    @DavidLS1 5 місяців тому +1

    If you're too young to remember, Merrill Stubing was the captain of the Love Boat.

  • @pf5658
    @pf5658 3 роки тому +7

    Best part was see the real JC himself at the end. Totally didn’t expect that.

  • @msrainbowbrite
    @msrainbowbrite 7 років тому +12

    R.I.P Bill Paxton

  • @IslanderloverBKK
    @IslanderloverBKK Рік тому +3

    This suddenly popped out after watching something about the Titan's implosion. Algorithm at it again!😂

  • @LuisHuerta77711
    @LuisHuerta77711 Рік тому +1

    Ive been eating pizza while ur azz its Being sitting on 20 million bucks? I lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Titan52berg
    @Titan52berg 3 роки тому +4

    This sketch is included on the Special Edition BluRay. On the triple-disc DVD edition a few years ago, it was one of the 'hidden Easter eggs.'

  • @sauronindian6169
    @sauronindian6169 7 років тому +2

    lol when they start beating rose
    i died laughing

  • @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
    @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht 3 роки тому +29

    Dammit, Bill Paxton, come back to us, already! I'll trade the entire Trump Administration!

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 3 роки тому +1

      That's such a lopsided trade. You'd be stealing Bill Paxton!

    • @dangallagher256
      @dangallagher256 3 роки тому +1

      You ever fart in a blender

    • @riandraegon556
      @riandraegon556 3 роки тому +1

      I’d trade that administration for the ghost of Lassie.

    • @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
      @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht 3 роки тому

      @@riandraegon556 Yes!!! Lassie does more than they ever did and actually solves problems!

  • @drakestoke4506
    @drakestoke4506 6 місяців тому +1

    Just discovered this in 2024😂. Bill Paxton in full getup for the skit.. great stuff 😂

  • @onlyvincesantos
    @onlyvincesantos 3 роки тому +5

    “And Bob Seger was NOT on the Titanic!” 💀

    • @kdohertygizbur
      @kdohertygizbur 2 роки тому +2

      The smack was perfect when he said that

  • @ritparent7239
    @ritparent7239 6 місяців тому +1

    At 3:40 when she said "I just wanted to ride in a helicopter before I died..." they should have cut to a helicopter pitching a dummy dressed as Rose into the ocean. I'll wait for your call, Lorne.

    • @goodrich2424
      @goodrich2424 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @metalgrinch
    @metalgrinch 3 роки тому +8

    Why so many dislikes? This is HYSTERICAL! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @thibod07
    @thibod07 11 місяців тому +1

    No wonder SNL is the best! Having James Cameron commenting on the film ending is more precious than the heart necklace! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MisterGoofy
    @MisterGoofy 8 років тому +35

    sarcastic humor is not meant to be nice and cheerful guys, deal with it ... and it is just a parody with actors ...

  • @kingdongmclong9795
    @kingdongmclong9795 6 років тому +1

    R.I.P. Bill Paxton!! Game Never Over Man!!!!! Game Never Over!!!! Live on in our hearts through our DVD/BluRay/Netflix collection............

  • @Dylan00
    @Dylan00 8 років тому +5

    well this is 90s comedy for you XD i actually found it funny

  • @schmactor
    @schmactor 8 місяців тому +2

    Bill Paxton went full Chet in this sketch.

  • @user-zh5xx8wd8l
    @user-zh5xx8wd8l 10 років тому +5

    that seriously got dark super fast hahahha XD thats so me when i'm older

  • @notsure1277
    @notsure1277 3 роки тому +2

    Hahaha. Hilarious!
    "Have you ever seen such cruelty?"

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch 9 років тому +47

    OK, I feel like everyone needs to calm down a bit. OK, it wasn't even that funny of a bit and they should have made it shorter. But Cheri Oteri was great in this (she's not an actual granny as you may have found out) and I did feel that the old lady in Titanic was a bit annoying.
    And it is quite funny when you think about this, because Paxton plays some kind of treasure hunter and he still listens to her three-hour story only to learn that the Heart of the Ocean was lost forever, when you think about it, his reaction in the bit may have been more realistic than the one he had in the movie.