I think it'd be a good idea to share some of your videos in Reddit to help your channel grow. The r/ParadoxExtra community would love your content. I can share it for you in case you don't have an account.
@@sabinamartinez7058 1. No, they aren't on your side. 2. No really, he is not on your side. 4. Now you died because you trusted the fanatic purifiers when they said they would ally with you.
Slaves when they see their oppressors get taken down : "Hooray ! Freedom at last, we're saved !" Their "saviors" : "I wouldn't say saved, more like ..... under new management"
I remember trying a Slaver empire only for my neighbor to be a much more powerful Slaver Empire and I could feel it making eyes at me. and I got boxed in by a Federation meaning that I needed to try my luck taking either of them on and I didn’t like my odds
So you're the one who left murder geckos bubbled up in my backyard! To be fair, maybe I should have resealed instead of letting my curiosity get the best of me
-Area Teenagers Declare Support for Galactic Menace -Galaxy to roll out Anti-Contingency Captcha Software -Breaking: Situation Log Updated -Ancient Empire falls, can't get up -Local Construction ship crew still waiting for orders 96 years later -Slaver Empire enslaves neighboring Slaver Empire, Enslaving Slavers
There's one question - do they like salad? We have so much delicious salad from our salad bar that we're running out of room to store it. 100% brain slugs for free, guaranteed.
It really does seem to almost ALWAYS be the cute ones, right? Like, are those portraits flagged to appear more often with that type, or am I just lucky?
jokes on you, I actually use the Kingmaker mod in a combo with Planet-States mod. I then build a shitload of habitats in a system on the galaxy outskirts, and put 2 pops of each species I destroy onto a habitat, 1 habitat per species. I release the habitats as Planet-State Vassals, and rename the system they´re in to "Pariah Terminus." Satisfying as fuck.
They're adorable. They're warlike. They hate me with the same passion that I hate them. I can think of no greater enemy. I shall ensure that when all the other species are subjugated, or purified, they will remain last. They above all others, are worthy to struggle against.
Clearly, Stellaris exists in the same universe as 'Humans are Space Orks', because this is the type of silly galactic community I would expect to see in one of those stories.
I made my Fanatic Purifier the bird with the really long neck. Because if any species would dedicate itself to eradicating all sapient life from the Galaxy, it would be geese
(quietly eradicates all the fanatic purifier empire while the galactic council is occupied with something else) "we bloody our hands so others may remain pure"
Of course while watching this I'm playing and get the save or let die abandoned ship event so I help them and WHAT DO YOU KNOW...Fanatical Purifying CUTE LIZARDS
I get lucky somehow. Sadly those species seem to end up being between two massive empires which are an entire 2 war-waging xenophobic imperialist empires away from me so its almost impossible to ever reach their territory without having my fleets destroyed by some weird ancient alien tiny sun thing which keeps attacking my fleets when I try and go there or I end up angering one of the crazy factions
Who would've known that in the far future, a based God deity dispensing advice on how to pick up girls would turn into a humanoid bird and become a news anchor. Weird times indeed.
I've seen these videos before in my feed, but am only now watching them, and I have to say, they're quite funny, despite my playing less than an hour in Stellaris. Great work, I wonder if you have any ideas in mind for other videos now that Nemesis is out. Or possibly branching off to other games... The Endless games are turn based, but they've got some delightfully wierd factions that could be fertile ground. Like cyborg bugs that are incapable of being at peace with others. Or invisible space wraiths that spirit away other empire's population. Though Stellaris does seem to have a lot already...
What if we go in to space and it turns out by galactic standards we are cute but we would not unite and instead several corporations fly out and just start enslaving aliens left and right I do not think we will be very nice in space
Knowing the Blorgs "Friendship-Industrial Complex", they're probably going to boop their homeworld with an asteroid in case they destroy any potential friends
"Awwwww, they are so cute! What's your name little guy?" 😍 "You are impure, unclean, and unworthy of our greatness. We shall purify the galaxy of your taint and eradicate you like the filth you are!" "I.... what?" 😅
A fun species to add to a established multi species sci-fi IP. Cute fluffy killing machines in Star Wars, or a object lesson metaphor about not trusting appearances in Star Trek.
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I’m interested in that colony ship tape project.
@@Lettucem3n i want mobile habitats and i will pay my prettiest penny for it
I’m triggered by you pronouncing it “rattling,” instead of rat-ling
I think it'd be a good idea to share some of your videos in Reddit to help your channel grow. The r/ParadoxExtra community would love your content.
I can share it for you in case you don't have an account.
Rule 3 of Stellaris: If it look adorable, then to them, you look deplorable.
My Avali don't do that here
Rule 1 and 2?
@@sabinamartinez7058
1 .Slaanesh is our lord and savior
2. Hail Slaanesh!
@@sabinamartinez7058 1. No, they aren't on your side.
2. No really, he is not on your side.
4. Now you died because you trusted the fanatic purifiers when they said they would ally with you.
@@blacklightredlight2945 tanks
“Slaver empire enslaves neighboring slaver empire, enslaving slavers”
Stellaris AI: “I will use the slavers to destroy the slavers!”
I believe that is called recycling
Slaves when they see their oppressors get taken down : "Hooray ! Freedom at last, we're saved !"
Their "saviors" : "I wouldn't say saved, more like ..... under new management"
In way they are fighting slavery, with slavery
@@StegoAqua Fighting fire with fire
I remember trying a Slaver empire only for my neighbor to be a much more powerful Slaver Empire and I could feel it making eyes at me. and I got boxed in by a Federation meaning that I needed to try my luck taking either of them on and I didn’t like my odds
I'll preserve them by using global pacification
Nonononono don't
*Shit*.
Welp guess they're someone else's problem.
So you're the one who left murder geckos bubbled up in my backyard! To be fair, maybe I should have resealed instead of letting my curiosity get the best of me
@@thomaslacroix6011 mine just sort of exploded.
@@wayneellis7297 Really? Mine just kind of melted, I suppose stray neutrons will do that to you.
If they are appearing in mid or late then there is no need for that.
"Local construction ship crew still waiting for orders 96 years later". Been watching my playthroughs?
-Area Teenagers Declare Support for Galactic Menace
-Galaxy to roll out Anti-Contingency Captcha Software
-Breaking: Situation Log Updated
-Ancient Empire falls, can't get up
-Local Construction ship crew still waiting for orders 96 years later
-Slaver Empire enslaves neighboring Slaver Empire, Enslaving Slavers
My favorite one is the construction ship.
Pretty sure that’s my construction ship…
I’ve just invented one that should’ve been there: Earth man arrested, enslaved for trying to insult powerful UNE ally
@@badpiggies988 What the fuck is an “earth”, why are there men there, and how can we remove them?
You missed the very last one: Area Empire Running 2-5 Days Behind
"They're so cute!"
*"We will not rest until the galaxy has been purged of all other species"*
"Awwww"
Well if they are recently found in mid or late game then yes that is cute.
But in early game as overwhelming raider empire that's not cute.
There's one question - do they like salad? We have so much delicious salad from our salad bar that we're running out of room to store it. 100% brain slugs for free, guaranteed.
This comment has layers
@@LezbionestHere Much like a good salad.
Make sure you include some toxic kelp.
@@XenonionNews Or an onion.
Wait, did you say brain slug free, or brain slugs _for_ free? Ah who am I kidding, I’m a devouring swarm, I can’t turn down free food!
They’re almost as cute as the butterfly terravores
Are you implying a Butterfly styled Lithoid?!
I didn’t know there where more lithoid species to play as.
@@slimeinabox Somehow I forgot that terravores are exclusive to lithoids
@@ashleyberkowitz8772 well, with xeno-compatibility, anything's possible!
@@ashleyberkowitz8772
Oh
Ok
I got really excited and thought of a prismatic crystal version of the butterfly arthropod.
It’s ok though.
@@slimeinabox make the mod.
Fanatical Cutifiers are more than a meme. They're a universal law.
Terrans: The xeno threat must be eliminated,even the adorable ones.
*especially the adorableones.
yes
Hail Slaanesh
The problem is that you can't survive with a genocidal attitude if you're not adorable, and humans really aren't.
@@hedgehog3180 shut up xenophile you're a traitor to the human race
Xenonion News is the only news source I trust.
How's that brain chip of yours working out? Mine short circuits a lot...it's very painful.
It really does seem to almost ALWAYS be the cute ones, right? Like, are those portraits flagged to appear more often with that type, or am I just lucky?
There's one or two events that are hard-coded to make cute-portrait fanatic purifiers mid-game. (the Prikki-ti!)
@@sotek2784 Ha! I've had them once or twice. Always fun.
I like to think that's intentional; the cute one's being the most dangerous
Never played Stelaris. Just happy I finally found some reliable news for once
last time I was this early humanity was building pyramids
Trap them in 1 system and keep them as pets.
jokes on you, I actually use the Kingmaker mod in a combo with Planet-States mod. I then build a shitload of habitats in a system on the galaxy outskirts, and put 2 pops of each species I destroy onto a habitat, 1 habitat per species. I release the habitats as Planet-State Vassals, and rename the system they´re in to "Pariah Terminus."
Satisfying as fuck.
They're adorable. They're warlike. They hate me with the same passion that I hate them. I can think of no greater enemy. I shall ensure that when all the other species are subjugated, or purified, they will remain last. They above all others, are worthy to struggle against.
"by re-educating and reintegrating the native population... Into the fucking soil" - Seth
They must have the most ADORABLE spine piles in the galaxy!
I watch the videos twice.
1. For the video itself
2. For the little text at the bottom
Clearly, Stellaris exists in the same universe as 'Humans are Space Orks', because this is the type of silly galactic community I would expect to see in one of those stories.
0:42
Greetings to you too
I made my Fanatic Purifier the bird with the really long neck. Because if any species would dedicate itself to eradicating all sapient life from the Galaxy, it would be geese
I made a species called the Booplesnoots using that specific appearance XD
Sadly, they were not Fanatic Purifiers
Their snouts are not optimized for receiving BOOPS! Can he be more clear, people!?
"Local construction ship still waiting for orders 96 years later"
1.4K Likes and 0 Dislikes.
Holy Sh*t, I have never seen ratios like that.
*DAMMIT!* IT WENT ON FOR 2 DAYS.
My favorite thing to do with adorable fanatic purifiers is to . . . export xenophilic freedom . . . too them.
It's great, it's like "You will learn to love us by force."
man i wish i can just tape 6 colony ships to make a habitat.
Warm welcome: hehe how nice of them!
On a pyre: hehe, this is surely some welcoming tradition. Right?? RIGHT????
This is legit a cool idea tho. A civilization so powerful that even rabid genocidal empires don't phase them
This New’s channel just appeared in my recommended and this is something I didn’t know I needed.
*sigh* "Ok roll out the planet bubbling machine"
Imagine the first contact.
"Aw how cute"
" *Tremble in fear, xeno scum* "
Omg love this. my favorite fanatic purifying race has to be either the butterfly Pervade or the Escargot empire.
(quietly eradicates all the fanatic purifier empire while the galactic council is occupied with something else)
"we bloody our hands so others may remain pure"
I like to imagine all stellaris games are in the same galaxy, and after 2500 they get access to this feed
Why is this always the case! I had a species of yellow peacocks be the galactic hoard in my recent play through
We have to dust off and _boop their adworabwle wittle snouts_ from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
i like how at 1:52 there is just a fanatical purifier prikki in the background chilling
Of course while watching this I'm playing and get the save or let die abandoned ship event so I help them and WHAT DO YOU KNOW...Fanatical Purifying CUTE LIZARDS
Well that escalated sideways quickly
Deadly cuteness
its always the cute ones that are horrifying.
I get lucky somehow. Sadly those species seem to end up being between two massive empires which are an entire 2 war-waging xenophobic imperialist empires away from me so its almost impossible to ever reach their territory without having my fleets destroyed by some weird ancient alien tiny sun thing which keeps attacking my fleets when I try and go there or I end up angering one of the crazy factions
Another cute species to add to my zoo world.
Oh goodness, this is the QUALITY CONTENT I blink twice for, with my ocular psionic implants.
I lost it when he said their leader's name was Raticate.
It's always the cute ones...
Who would've known that in the far future, a based God deity dispensing advice on how to pick up girls would turn into a humanoid bird and become a news anchor.
Weird times indeed.
Love the classic "Take a closer look at that snout" joke an oldie right there!
I love how there's one of the fanatic purifier species in the part scene.
Literally riding my stationary bike right now. 😂
Kiliing with the power of being cute
Say, how strong are they? We’ve been short on sla- interns.
This one hits an extra note of humor for me, that's the species appearance I use for my slaver empire.
If they are, their world would make for a good mining world. If not maybe just a farming world
I just realized that the three species actively trying to kill them are in the background...
Aww
Indeed
So far the geckos and ratlings have only been traveling merchants for me
I remember the fanatic purifiers on my galaxy are the cute slugs
Awwwww so adorable
There is no stopping them, the long-snooted mice will soon be here.
These are my favorite species
-Fallen ancient empire bored, constructs new ring world to alleviate boredom
this is frickin GOLD
Its like the onion, but stellaris.. this is amazing
Fanatic purifier campaigns have less late game lag.
Therefore fanatic purifiers are the good guys bottom text
thanks youtube, never knew i needed this
That econ hub was great. Only one explosive decompression. I suggest the stellar salted Racket kebabs.
This says a lot about our society.
I'll take 2 please!
1:25 Isn't that the guy, who voices that riddle channel?
Did I miss something or was there a Bruva Alfabusa reference?
Take their pictures. It will last longer.
Their snoots and not optimized for boops
So this was on my recommended to me and now I'm following
I was recognized! Praise be!!
I've seen these videos before in my feed, but am only now watching them, and I have to say, they're quite funny, despite my playing less than an hour in Stellaris. Great work, I wonder if you have any ideas in mind for other videos now that Nemesis is out. Or possibly branching off to other games... The Endless games are turn based, but they've got some delightfully wierd factions that could be fertile ground. Like cyborg bugs that are incapable of being at peace with others. Or invisible space wraiths that spirit away other empire's population. Though Stellaris does seem to have a lot already...
Damn, this galaxy is HUGE! As in, about the size of an actual real galaxy
This is comfortingly well made
I love the adorable purifiers. I don't feel so bad when bombing their worlds
1:40 the bright side voice is it?
I just got this channels name… xeno and onion… like “The Onion” news
wait, this channel is still a thing? jesus, i watched these videos like 2 years ago
"Kill no-furs, yes yes!"
1:45 ROFLcopter
Perfection
i always love xenonion's chyron
...You will bow before Spode!
You boop snoots, not snouts! :O
I... I just realized after watching 10 of these videos. Xenonion. Xeno-Onion. It's the Onion in space.
I am very smart. 🤦
Starfish: EARTH SHALL BURN
What if we go in to space and it turns out by galactic standards we are cute but we would not unite and instead several corporations fly out and just start enslaving aliens left and right I do not think we will be very nice in space
The collective shall assimilate your cuteness to be able to assmilate the races otherwise terrified of the Borg. The resistance is futile.
Knowing the Blorgs "Friendship-Industrial Complex", they're probably going to boop their homeworld with an asteroid in case they destroy any potential friends
Stellaris either purposely or unknowingly programmed cute portraits to be fanatical purifiers... But its became a meme either way
Poor Bubbles! Will we ever find them?
this channel is so underrated
"Awwwww, they are so cute! What's your name little guy?" 😍
"You are impure, unclean, and unworthy of our greatness. We shall purify the galaxy of your taint and eradicate you like the filth you are!"
"I.... what?" 😅
Ha, just started playing Stellaris about 3 weeks back
A fun species to add to a established multi species sci-fi IP.
Cute fluffy killing machines in Star Wars, or a object lesson metaphor about not trusting appearances in Star Trek.
I love every single one of these.
I just found this channel and OMG that is brilliant!