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    Hi, I'm Charlotte Dobre. I'm an actor, reactor, singer and sometimes (not really) comedian. On this channel I do reactions, commentary and occasionally I crack a joke or two. I upload daily, usually 7 days a week, unless life gets crazy or I get lazy. Come hang out, it's a good time.
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  • @lillyvaughn5398
    @lillyvaughn5398 Рік тому +2087

    I can’t remember why but I told my son he needed Jesus, his response was “he has a restraining order against me” 🤣

  • @joshuagarrelts731
    @joshuagarrelts731 Рік тому +956

    Hey just wanted to let you know I'm naming my Daughter Charlotte she's due November 2nd 😁 I've always loved the name Charlotte it's a character in a book of mine that I read years ago and I think it's just a beautiful name and you being named Charlotte just adds to the awesomeness of the name 😁

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 Рік тому +86

      Congratulations on your little bundle of joy!!!! (Forgot to include that the first time.😳😔)
      Does your wife know you’re naming your daughter after your internet crush? 😉

    • @aphiwegumede1335
      @aphiwegumede1335 Рік тому +51

      @@davidguidry657 😅🤣 “he needs jesus”

    • @mamabajahanna
      @mamabajahanna Рік тому +11

      nice 👍🏻

    • @Kneecolelee
      @Kneecolelee Рік тому +16

      Congratulations!

    • @CharlotteDobre
      @CharlotteDobre  Рік тому +294

      Omg thank you Joshua what an honor! And congratulations! ❤️

  • @bryellebernard2653
    @bryellebernard2653 Рік тому +386

    I actually had a bf who's friend said I was cheating on him, the thing is, this friend was just mad because I wouldn't sleep with him so he decided to lie lmao.

    • @aphiwegumede1335
      @aphiwegumede1335 Рік тому +18

      oh my goodness 😂 so petty!
      This reminds me of my high school ex’s friend, who too *LIED* about seeing me with another guy to my BF at the time. When it was actually my female friend and we just took a walk to the mall after school together to buy a few things lol. My BF and I were so confused as to like why?? Why did he lie 😂🤣 - so pett! 🤌

    • @alessandrajackson3768
      @alessandrajackson3768 Рік тому +30

      I had the exact same thing. Ironically my bf they asked when it happened, his friend told him the night before (when my bf and I were in a hotel together)

    • @lilalaune4202
      @lilalaune4202 Рік тому +5

      Same. My bf then shunned me and his actual affair took my place, she became basically part of the family. Wish I could have seen her face when she found out

    • @juliewhite8274
      @juliewhite8274 Рік тому +6

      Same thing happened to me; turned out my bf’s ex slept with his best friend in exchange for him telling my bf that to break us up. His best friend did want to sleep with me but I DID NOT WITH HIM. We were all just kids at the time. I was a virgin so truly sad because it did break us up.

    • @smji5269
      @smji5269 Рік тому +2

      I had something similar but it was a mutual friend, she told me her friend saw my bf cheating. Then she told him that he's better off without me and started trying to be besties with him and told everyone he has a huge crush on her. He doesn't, we all agree she's attractive physically but too rude and entitled for anyone to have a crush on her after knowing her for as long we knew her.

  • @tEclevia33
    @tEclevia33 Рік тому +48

    The “pancakes with a side of infidelity” got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimberlylott1459
    @kimberlylott1459 Рік тому +208

    When I was a teenager my BF was going to a different school. He literally found a girl so like me she even had my initials and voice. We didn’t know about each other until I found out. After meeting her we became best friends and are still in touch 40 years later 🤣 we have no idea what happened to him past the year we met. We did mess with him at first because he didn’t know we knew about each other so we would both be on the phone to him both talking at different times and he didn’t even figure it out. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @colorcutie97
      @colorcutie97 Рік тому +13

      That is extreme and awesome. Especially you guys being friends still and the best part, talking to him and him not knowing. What a weirdo, he deserved to get tricked and dumped and all the other things.

    • @tatianabuchanan3627
      @tatianabuchanan3627 Рік тому +2

      Love this! 💜🤣

    • @railroad5024
      @railroad5024 Рік тому +5

      I really really REALLY wish Vine, IG or Tiktok was around when this happened 😂😂😂

  • @candicemonique5927
    @candicemonique5927 Рік тому +243

    I was almost a Sugar Baby. When I was 25, I dated a man that was 50. I met him at the gym, he was fine and young looking. I figured he was older, but I didn’t realize he was that much older. We had fun and I really liked him. He was rich and spoiled me, but he got mad when I bought him things and he realized I was richer than him. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @carinjansenvanvuuren8988
      @carinjansenvanvuuren8988 Рік тому +59

      LOL! His poor ego

    • @OrontesRM
      @OrontesRM Рік тому +52

      lol you stabbed his narcissism in the back

    • @ghostface8671
      @ghostface8671 Рік тому +66

      I mean.. clearly he was on a weird power trip to buy younger women stuff lol but honestly, I dont see a problem with being mutually rich enough to buy things for eachother. That sounds rather nice 😂

    • @znab7610
      @znab7610 Рік тому +3

      I LOVE THIS

    • @metametameta69
      @metametameta69 Рік тому +9

      so you're saying you need a sugar baby? :)

  • @katiegail9761
    @katiegail9761 Рік тому +40

    I use a Jenna Marbles quote often “ya nasty and ya need Jesus” the full quote is “ya nasty and need Jesus I’m saving myself for marriage” 😂 it’s my favorite thing

    • @skybug1706
      @skybug1706 Рік тому +1

      and then Julien immediately laughs right at her 😏😂 incidentally they're married now haha! 🎉

    • @katiegail9761
      @katiegail9761 Рік тому

      @@skybug1706 so glad you pointed this out 😂 love that

  • @alainanorzagaray5266
    @alainanorzagaray5266 Рік тому +63

    I know we aren't supposed to focus on the superficial, but Charlotte, you look stunning today. Like the ponytail and everything is just *chef's kiss*

  • @SummersPsycheDelicates
    @SummersPsycheDelicates Рік тому +45

    The last two guys I dated told me they were feminists for years.... They acted like it until I found out they were cheating on me and then they shit on feminism because I was holding them accountable and leaving them instead of forgiving the cheating and disrespect 🤦

  • @chloerhodes1127
    @chloerhodes1127 Рік тому +27

    I used to have a crush on my bully, He used to bully me for being weird ( i am still weird), but when he found out i liked him (and i hit puberty before all the other girls) he started being civil towards me. He flashed me once with his beautiful abs to get a rise out of me and it is my favourite memory of him. He's ugly now so it is ok.

  • @jackierosas9593
    @jackierosas9593 Рік тому +243

    It’s funny, I think I just learned where the term “sugar daddy” came from.
    It’s a long story so cut to the end for the simple shit.
    Before Alma met her husband, she grew up in poverty in San Francisco. She worked at her family’s laundry/bakery/massage parlor. She quit school at 14 to work full time only to then study painting at the Mark Hopkins Art Institute, where she became the talk of the town as a nude model.
    Anyway, a rumor spread that Alma was the model for the Dewy Monument by Robert Aiken in Union Square, super big deal the thing was in honor of a Spanish- American War General and dedicated by Teddy Roosevelt, and its 9ft tall and of the goddess Nike. It was one of many entries considered . Anyhoo, one man on the committee, Mr. Adolph Spreckels, took one look at that sweet sweet Nike and said, humph, who’s that chick? This is our statue, boys!
    Now Sprecks was rich. Not a little rich, but like sugar rich. Actually SUGAR rich. He was head honcho at the Spreckels Sugar Company, see where this is going? He was 24 yrs older than Alma, and they courted for 5 yrs before he decided, hmmmm, I’m gonna put a ring on it. And they had 3 kids and lived happily ever after, spending money on museums and art and shit until Adolph died of syphilis.
    P.S. Alma is considered the Great Grandmother of San Francisco, she’s kinda a badass.
    Anyhoo, nude model/art student Alma referred to Adolph as her “sugar daddy” bc he was super wealthy from the sugar cane industry.
    The End

  • @violetsanddragons
    @violetsanddragons Рік тому +43

    One time my brother and I explained to my nana that she has to stop calling our papa(grandfather) daddy in front of us and she said "he can't be my sugar daddy because he's broke." And we were like "NANA"

    • @smokeytaboo
      @smokeytaboo Рік тому

      Bahaha. Omg recently, my bf’s mom was visiting and she was sitting in the back seat whilst my bf was driving and she innocently called him daddy, like pretending she was a child in the back and he immediately was like “don’t call me that”. We both looked at each other and laughed. I still don’t think she gets it 😂😂

  • @HollieAndApollo
    @HollieAndApollo Рік тому +162

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to bust guys out in the past for claiming to have slept with me to “look cool” in front of their buddies while I was bartending.. it’s incredibly frustrating having people claim they’ve slept with you when they haven’t… I’ve never even had a one night stand (no offense to those who have..) And I’ve only been with not even a handful of people in the past 20+ years lol because I was with my ex for 7 years and my now husband for over 15.. so… yea.. lol

    • @michellevi7315
      @michellevi7315 Рік тому +23

      LITERAL SAME. and somehow I ended up being a "sl*t" even though I can still literally count on two hands at almost 40 yrs old. Love that sl*t stuff for women... super lame...

    • @michellevi7315
      @michellevi7315 Рік тому +5

      And same, no judgement whatsoever just so ridiculous....

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner Рік тому +1

      Good for you and that's not okay that they did that!

    • @steviemichelle7271
      @steviemichelle7271 Рік тому +4

      Same. A married, much older coworker was telling people at our (very messy) company that I was “one of his girls”. We work as medics at the same ambulance company, so literally everyone knows everyone else. I was only 18 years old at the time, and at 37, I am STILL correcting people who thought it was true. I’ve been judged and called some really nasty things over the years because of his little “brag”. It’s pretty messed up

  • @davidguidry657
    @davidguidry657 Рік тому +16

    “Hey Miss Charlotte! 👋🏼”

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 Рік тому +1

      Hi bestie!! I see you changed your Pic!! Looking good!!!

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 Рік тому

      @@erikarussell1142 hi!!!!!! I sure did! Updated with the photo taken last week at the brunch for my 50th birthday. Loads of fun and was tired of feeling anonymous on line. As I don’t have a spirit animal (like your penguins), I decided to assault the community with my mug instead. 😉

  • @tallouse2146
    @tallouse2146 Рік тому +7

    I was married for 25 years ( prior to the internet dating and social media) fast forward to now. Dating is impossible, everyone I meet acts kind and interested but then shows they just want a hook up and dirty pictures. They get mad that I won’t send them. What the heck has happened to people. I finally have come to terms with being alone forever.

  • @amethystkorn
    @amethystkorn Рік тому +11

    Can’t lie, for the longest time I had a small crush on my grade school bully. Neat thing, years after we ran into each other in a bar as adults. When I told him who I was, he gave me a hug, apologised for being my bully & bought me a shot. We are still friends on Facebook to this day.

    • @aubreycarter7624
      @aubreycarter7624 Рік тому +1

      That's honestly sweet and wholesome! Glad he apologized! That takes guts, even if it's been awhile.

    • @smokeytaboo
      @smokeytaboo Рік тому +1

      This is similar to a situation of mine. I started at a small catholic school in5th grade where the graduating class is 18 and the students are with the same kids each year, so they all grew up with each other. No one liked me and I was left out of everything/bullied. I had a crush on this one kid cause I couldn’t help it. Fast forward to when I was like 22 ish? I was at a wedding and he showed up and apologised for bullying me and for everyone being mean and he now works with children. It was wholesome and unexpected.

  • @sia7051
    @sia7051 Рік тому +41

    The pettiest thing I've ever done was when I finally distanced myself from a very unhealthy friendship. This guy walked away with almost £3k of my own money and was an all-around manipulative dude.
    So for the first 6 months every time I went somewhere with public wifi I signed up using his email checking the "id like to receive offers" box. I know its only something small but its annoying and that was good enough for me.

  • @kristenveit5517
    @kristenveit5517 Рік тому +12

    I just had to comment and say how beautiful our petty queen’s hair looks in this video! We are living for it!

  • @jenn8179
    @jenn8179 Рік тому +6

    "do you think Jesus was petty?" 🤣 That is not something I would have ever expected to hear!

  • @davidguidry657
    @davidguidry657 Рік тому +8

    Oh I like this one! But that’s probably because I too need Jesus! 😂🤣

  • @ghjgme
    @ghjgme Рік тому +15

    Its a common trope, especially in media, often in same sex relationships, that the bully and their victim end up together or dating at some point.

  • @Onyx-qd9tl
    @Onyx-qd9tl Рік тому +13

    You are free to make whatever decisions you wish to in this life… You are not free from the repercussions. These people may need a moral compass, but what they really need exposure to are natural consequences…

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 Рік тому +8

    First one right out the gate.... not even a second into her reading. "She definitely needs Jesus.".

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 Рік тому +3

      Right?! “So I have my husband drop me off at my side piece…” 🤦🏻‍♂️🙏🏻

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 Рік тому +1

      @@davidguidry657 lmao I did the sign of the cross... oh holy Jesus!!

  • @seanmaury7844
    @seanmaury7844 Рік тому +20

    An oldy but a goody: girl: will you respect me in the morning? Guy: Geez, I don't respect you now! Honesty is important😅

  • @Zaddy-Lu
    @Zaddy-Lu Рік тому +86

    "Do you think Jesus was petty?"
    Well, he was walking and got hungry. He found a fig tree that didn't have fruit (even though it was in season) and he cursed the tree to die, and it did. Yes, Jesus was petty.

    • @CharlotteDobre
      @CharlotteDobre  Рік тому +33

      I thought he was all about forgiveness 😂😉

    • @lise7538
      @lise7538 Рік тому +25

      @@CharlotteDobre He is...unless you are a fig tree apparently

    • @Floraa152
      @Floraa152 Рік тому +3

      ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Zaddy-Lu
      @Zaddy-Lu Рік тому +26

      @@CharlotteDobre He is all about forgiveness, not fig-giveness🤣

    • @koaluanabunnies
      @koaluanabunnies Рік тому +12

      "fuck this one tree in particular"

  • @reemezz2775
    @reemezz2775 Рік тому +10

    I never heard Jesus's name so many times in my life and i lived next to a church for like a year 😂😂

  • @DarkbutNotsinister
    @DarkbutNotsinister Рік тому +3

    Charlotte is up & dressed. Now I have to get up & get dressed. She does this to me almost every day.

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 Рік тому +1

      Well, the alternative would result in an OnlyFans so…

    • @DarkbutNotsinister
      @DarkbutNotsinister Рік тому +3

      @@davidguidry657 This made me laugh out loud. Not lol, actually laugh! Thanks!!

    • @davidguidry657
      @davidguidry657 Рік тому +1

      @@DarkbutNotsinister happy to help Tater Tot. 😉

  • @condar419
    @condar419 Рік тому +7

    Wow, you really had fun with that one, Charlotte! It was so much fun watching you laughing and reacting .

  • @marieknight9385
    @marieknight9385 Рік тому +26

    The crazy part about bullies is that they usually have a crush on the person they’re bullying but they lack any emotional ability to express that in any way other than being a bully, and they’re often mean in public but will occasionally confuse the shit of the person by being nice in secret and making some excuse for why they act they way they do when other people are around.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch Рік тому +11

      I was married to one for 15 years, just didn't know he was a bully until later. If a person has a crush on someone who has been cruel to them, they don't need Jesus, they need therapy to help their self-esteem issues.

    • @marieknight9385
      @marieknight9385 Рік тому +5

      @@LazyIRanch I agree this is a very toxic dynamic that is also encouraged by both men and women too

    • @dhf161
      @dhf161 Рік тому +2

      Perfect example: Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold!

    • @marieknight9385
      @marieknight9385 Рік тому

      @@dhf161 yep, Juno had a bully that had a crush on her, Welcome to the Dollhouse had a similar dynamic too with Dawn Weiner’s bully too

    • @eee_baek
      @eee_baek Рік тому

      I think they act mean in like a defensive way. Idk how to explain, they are too nervous to act nice because they like the person and too nervous to even talk to the person in a normal way because they don’t want to make it look like they’re awkward and have a crush on that person I guess they’re bullying. So they act mean in like a way to defend the fact or hide the fact that they like them!

  • @toyyatoy
    @toyyatoy Рік тому +4

    I actually had a crush on a bully, he was always horrible to me but I thought he was just being playful not truthful… partly this was my dads fault for teaching me at a young age that a boy treating you badly means he likes you. And also my family having never treated me like I was worth the food they deigned to give me. Now I see how stupid it was.

    • @villanelle3011
      @villanelle3011 Рік тому +2

      My family told me the same thing! If a boy teases you it means he likes you. It may have been true in some circumstances. But certainly not all, I know that for a fact!

  • @kata7628
    @kata7628 Рік тому +8

    Anyone else still sing the song to themselves at the end? I miss it! “I got something that you might liiiike, so turn up the bass and turn down the liiiights”…why is it gone? Whyyyyy

    • @cheesecakemousetrap
      @cheesecakemousetrap Рік тому +1

      Also, not having the song lessens the “Subscribe!” Impact at the end…it’s telegraphed by the suggested videos.

  • @MariposaAzul2004
    @MariposaAzul2004 Рік тому +16

    From watching “The Chosen” (which is of course a film maker’s best guess of what Jesus was like between the Bible and what we know of first century Jewish culture)…I wouldn’t say He was “petty” but He’s very good and verbally putting people in their place when they need it and doing it with a smile. 😅

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner Рік тому +1

      Yeah he was a little snarky sometimes but not in a bad way.

    • @thetardyowlvg9155
      @thetardyowlvg9155 Рік тому +2

      Definitely not petty lol but WWJD (What Would Jesus Do? for anyone unfamiliar) takes on a different perspective when you find out He flipped tables and chased money lenders out of the temple with a whip He made *right there*.
      After learning that, I realized that WWJD didn't just mean giving until it hurt. I clearly had options for situational reactions lol

    • @MariposaAzul2004
      @MariposaAzul2004 Рік тому

      @@thetardyowlvg9155 interesting fact I recently learned: the materials described in the whip-making would mean that it took Him several hours to make the whip. He didn’t just lash out; He saw what was happening and had plenty of time to “calm down” and still decide that these people that were using a place of worship for financial exploitation needed to be dealt with!
      Can you imagine being one of His followers and watching Him sit there making the whip (knowing it’s cultural purpose but not how He intended to use it??)? Like “Uh…Jesus? You…you need anything from me…?”

    • @thetardyowlvg9155
      @thetardyowlvg9155 Рік тому +2

      @@MariposaAzul2004 Exactly! I mean, literally watching God gear up for some righteous wrath... That must've been scary

  • @kriistyyanne
    @kriistyyanne Рік тому +10

    Love the look today Charlotte 🥰 and your hair is so shiny

  • @KateesAdvice
    @KateesAdvice Рік тому +5

    Never miss a video! Was watching an older video of yours when this one popped up! 😂😂😂 here I am ❤️

  • @zenluvsfun
    @zenluvsfun Рік тому +29

    I had a friend who asked me to lie for her to cover her cheating. Ok. Then her husband calls me and ask me if she cheating and I trot out agreed upon lie, and then friend jumps on the phone and cursed me out for lying, blamed me for enabling her cheating, and told me I need Jesus. Apparently she felt guilty and confessed and he didn’t believe her. 🤨

    • @cosmicrae
      @cosmicrae Рік тому +1

      That is not your friend

  • @jessica8471
    @jessica8471 Рік тому +6

    I feel bad for Jesus he’s just trying to chill and then hears this ish just face palming 😂

  • @randomrandom450
    @randomrandom450 Рік тому +140

    The thing about "cant stop from dating his more succesful friends" kind of makes sense tbh.
    I was once set up by my brother's ex with one of her friends. So I exchanged a couple of words with her online and she suggested a kind of "double date" with one of her friend and some other guy the friend would "date" with, it was not much, just hanging out at a park or something.
    I went there and had fun, but that other dude bailed pretty quickly, so I pretty much spent the evening with both of them and I just connected more with the other girl. She was the fun one and the girl I was technically on a date with was just... like the boring one. That was a Friday, I decided to see the girl "I was assigned" alone to see how it would go on the Sunday, we just hanged out, hanged around and she would pop a cigarette every 30 min, was very boring and just... I don't know, there was nothing. She was good enough looking, so it's not just me being superficial, so on the Tuesday, I told her online that it would not work, I did not make it last longer than it should and I did not ghost her.
    That being said, I tried out with the other one, the one I was actually interested with, we kind of hanged out together for a couple months, I was a young pathetic loser who didn't know how to get things going, so she was into me, I was into her, and I just wouldnt do the move (I mean we slept, like actual sleeping, together in my bed, with her in my arms and I was still not doing a move haha), so at some point she faded away and nothing happened between us. That being said, about 2 years later, I'm less of dork, had some relationships in between, the second girl invite me and my friends to some party she was doing and I happen to bounce into the first girl. And she made it appear like I played her, made her waste her time, made her think like I was interested when I wasnt, that I basically wronged her. We went out twice, both were boring, I ended it 2 days later, all that in less than a week... I'm sorry, but I wont force things just because someone matched us, I met them both the same night, I liked the other one better, I don't know why I should feel guilty about that.

    • @excelself
      @excelself Рік тому +23

      Nah, you did the adult thing.
      You are not the AITA.

    • @mahoganysqueeze
      @mahoganysqueeze Рік тому +12

      I don't think you did anything wrong.

    • @celerispaghetti7495
      @celerispaghetti7495 Рік тому +7

      You did the mature thing. Women are just less used to rejection and tend to take it worse than men who usually go through that a lot more

    • @FredRated1967
      @FredRated1967 Рік тому +2

      That's called hypergamy.

    • @MissShiniSato
      @MissShiniSato Рік тому +11

      Don’t feel guilty she wasn’t putting in effort and you wasn’t feeling it.
      She needs to grow up and get over herself.

  • @Apo0
    @Apo0 Рік тому +6

    This applies to ALL politicians and church people, cause they ain't acting like they know Jesus.

  • @1NikkinZ1
    @1NikkinZ1 Рік тому +5

    What a lovely smile at the end. :) Every single day at work when lunch time rolls around I look forward to watching your videos. Now on the weekends when the same time rolls around no matter where I am I'm watching them.. Even if I have to ignore some folks or force them to watch with me. Thanks Charlotte!

  • @angiepants9219
    @angiepants9219 Рік тому +21

    My old housemate who was completely crazy knew her fiancee who also lived there was cheating on her and would hit on me constantly but I kept telling him to fuck off because he's creepy and in a relationship.
    I took screenshots of everything and saved them for when I moved out gave them to a mural friend who was the only person she would listen to and told her to show her once I was out she did and all she did was yell and kick him out of the house for 2 days after he admitted to sleeping with his ex girlfriend a few months prior. They got married because she's desperate and he's too spineless to leave her because she's also abusive.
    He still cheats and she pretends not to know he has 4 seperate Tinder accounts and still sleeps with his ex, but she refuses to acknowledge it because it would mean she's not perfect (she isn't at all not even a little)
    They're both horrible to be honest and deserve each other she was horrible to me when I lived with them and would constantly rip me off so I don't feel bad that she saw all the screenshots after he deleted his copies to try and hide it all.

  • @DanielSelk
    @DanielSelk Рік тому +9

    It's weird how we can hate our bullies but still want them to like us.

    • @EstherHulst-Artist
      @EstherHulst-Artist Рік тому

      I actually had a small crush on a bully of mine multiple times one actually ended up threatening with violence after actually kissing me in secret scared I would tell people

    • @omegasage777
      @omegasage777 Рік тому

      @@EstherHulst-Artist Why would you kiss your bully???

    • @EstherHulst-Artist
      @EstherHulst-Artist Рік тому

      @@omegasage777 he didn't directly bully me until then, at least it seemed he wasn't part of the group that did.

  • @Tarzilee
    @Tarzilee Рік тому +6

    Yay!!! New day new Charlotte vid to entertain me. Thank you for always making my mornings petty yet positive ✌🏼💜😜

  • @alicewilloughby4318
    @alicewilloughby4318 Рік тому +6

    0:03 - I really like your hair that way, Charlotte!
    7:02 - Jesus was human, so probably even he had is petty moments. (Not many, we can hope.)
    9:04 - What kind of emotional damage does it take to have a crush on your bully?!

  • @GisforGabi
    @GisforGabi Рік тому +5

    Gdi Charlotte I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes over your blonde Italian boy story. Every time I think I’m over the story I end up wheezing with laughter because I think about the puking sound and my belly HURTS 💀

  • @faundavies1331
    @faundavies1331 Рік тому +3

    I love you you bring me meaning to my life with these videos but for a real min I used to be depressed and your videos help me a lot so thank you 🙏🏽❤️

  • @metalcatmom5891
    @metalcatmom5891 Рік тому +17

    I'm just mad because I didn't think to take on a Sugar Daddy while I was in college 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @WiLDCHiLD.
    @WiLDCHiLD. Рік тому

    You always make me smile and cackle like a witch when I'm feeling down. Thanks, Charlotte! You're the best, and I can't wait to watch your 1 Million Subs party! Love ya! 🤩🥰💖 #StayPetty

  • @jenniferruvalcaba2788
    @jenniferruvalcaba2788 Рік тому

    Always great content. Off topic but just wanted to say that the pic you posted the other day of you with petty reflected in the glasses was so dope.

  • @addidunbar6421
    @addidunbar6421 Рік тому +9

    Hi I love you so much you make my days so much better and you’ve helped me get through my hardest things in life!!!

    • @hottubtimemachine1200
      @hottubtimemachine1200 Рік тому +1

      Was having a crappy day and Charlotte puts up a new video and I get to smile. First have to fix makeup from laughing so hard I probably look like Alice Cooper! Just remember you ain’t the only one keep your head up and smile.

  • @sweett2924
    @sweett2924 Рік тому +3

    Loving the Genie pony! Your gorgeous.

  • @kiddykat
    @kiddykat Рік тому +15

    "do you think Jesus was petty"
    Dude spent like 1-3 days making a whip out of "small cords" with which to drive sheep and oxen out of the temple before overturning tables and yeeting the money changers out
    The man was petty af

    • @fairyspunfibers9098
      @fairyspunfibers9098 Рік тому

      Um...where does it say it took him 1 to 3 DAYS to make a whip?! Hun, it takes under an hour. Plus...the Temple was His Father's House, where the Spirit of God rested upon the Ark of the Covenant, for His Peoples' sake. Ever hear of the "Holy of Holies"? Yeah. That. It was a House of Adoration. In that small space, which could be entered only 1 time a year...only by the elected High Priest. Anything beyond that was a death sentence - NOT brought about by human action. It was an actual Thing and happened more than once, how few fools. Yet, His own priests had begun to allow money changers to set up shop there...and cheat the people blind. That ain't "petty"... it's Justice. 😅

    • @fairyspunfibers9098
      @fairyspunfibers9098 Рік тому

      * to a few fools, not "how few fools"! Stupid autocorrect!

  • @kristakees6897
    @kristakees6897 Рік тому

    Girllllll... you look amazing with your hair like that! SLAY GIRL🔥🔥🔥

  • @bubbapuddles
    @bubbapuddles Рік тому +3

    Jesus wasn't petty, but he did curse (calling people dogs, "you brood of vipers", etc.) and get angry. 🤣

  • @dinasilva9263
    @dinasilva9263 Рік тому +4

    I need health, family, friends, love and money. And Charlotte's Channel😂❤️

  • @JaimieGonzalezAH
    @JaimieGonzalezAH Рік тому

    Omg all of Charlotte's comment sections are fire! 🔥 the comments are as good as the videos

  • @vkphoto2245
    @vkphoto2245 Рік тому +1

    Charlotte, you are the friend we all need!

  • @rheaobinque1101
    @rheaobinque1101 Рік тому +67

    Back in College, my gay friend had a sugar daddy who did not know he was a guy pretending to be a girl. He would go on dates with SD but the both of us would show up with me pretending to be him and my friend being my "chaperone". We split the "profit" 50-50. 😁

    • @undomiel466
      @undomiel466 Рік тому +2

      I realize now that I'm confused about what sugar babies actually do

    • @user-hj8vc2ix7p
      @user-hj8vc2ix7p Рік тому +6

      @@undomiel466 depends, some just want the companionship

    • @rosalee477
      @rosalee477 Рік тому

      Soo he pimped you out, but with extra steps

  • @EricaGamet
    @EricaGamet Рік тому +56

    Bullies who bully queer folk are often dealing with their own internalized homophobia... so that whole "get a crush/hook up with my bully" thing happens more than you'd think, in that scenario. Allegedly.

    • @dieterkoch6563
      @dieterkoch6563 Рік тому +2

      It is a variation of Stockholm Syndrome where you fall in love with your kidnapper.

    • @egalitarian2207
      @egalitarian2207 Рік тому +2

      Oh
      I think the way you said this just made me realize more things than I expected about the way I was bullied lol

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet Рік тому +1

      @@egalitarian2207 Uhhhhh... glad I could help? But, yeah, it's a gut-punch sometimes (not literally... well, maybe).

    • @egalitarian2207
      @egalitarian2207 Рік тому

      @@EricaGamet yeah when I read your comment I felt that feeling of when you know something, but you don’t really really internalize it even after hearing it 300 times until someone else says it the right way to hit your brain (like you did haha)

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner Рік тому

      Or maybe the gay teen who liked their bully isn't in a healthy frame of mind?

  • @y0shimoshi
    @y0shimoshi Рік тому +2

    This hairstyle 😍 😊❤️✨️

  • @mylesbellott5676
    @mylesbellott5676 Рік тому +1

    Awww loving the hair choice for this video Charlotte. ❤️ also I haven’t watched your videos in a while and I have been binge watching and saw your at last have a boyfriend, whoop whoop you go girl 😂 happy for you. x

  • @S0mia
    @S0mia Рік тому +3

    I need a miracle love your video's

  • @gachaluna2708
    @gachaluna2708 Рік тому +41

    I have had The Misfortune of going through that several times of having to tell friends that their boyfriends or husbands were cheating or freaking doing some shady crap that they didn't know about when I was in my early twenties my then best friends husband hit on me really frequently and actually even made comments to her about me and how hot he thought I was he also was physically abusive to her and every time I would say something about the situation or comments he had made or things he had done she would stop talking to me and tell me that I was trying to ruin her marriage this has actually happened with several friends where I caught the guys cheating or other things or they even would hit on me and every time I tell them I'm somehow the bad guy not their nasty boyfriend or husband

    • @jenn8179
      @jenn8179 Рік тому +1

      people always want to shoot the messenger

    • @gachaluna2708
      @gachaluna2708 Рік тому +5

      @@jenn8179 so true. Everyone says they want the truth until you tell the truth...

    • @ShannaHart-PaintoPolish
      @ShannaHart-PaintoPolish Рік тому +3

      I usually say something along the lines of "I'm telling you this cuz I'd want you to tell me but it's up to you what you do with it, no judgment. " I think people worry you'll start telling everyone and they might want to stay. Part of them usually knows already or has an idea.

    • @gachaluna2708
      @gachaluna2708 Рік тому +2

      @@ShannaHart-PaintoPolish no I always did the same. I made it clear it wasn't my business or place to tell anyone else anything. O just wanted then to know so they weren't looking stupid or getting blind sided. They still get mad so screw it. Now I keep my mouth shut

    • @JamieM470
      @JamieM470 Рік тому

      @@gachaluna2708 Yeah, the top two ways of ending a friendship are telling them the truth and loaning them money.

  • @nener5441
    @nener5441 Рік тому +1

    That ‘I simply cannot’ at 7:54 sounded very South African 🇿🇦 love it!

  • @LeeLeesBanter
    @LeeLeesBanter Рік тому +1

    Love Ya, Charlotte 🥰 Thanks for all tha funny!

  • @maahi1830
    @maahi1830 Рік тому +3

    Absolutely love you Gorgeous! 🌺

  • @eboniclarke177
    @eboniclarke177 Рік тому +32

    Yep we definitely NEED Jesus, Lord knows how messed up this world has become.😔🙏

    • @NZKiwi87
      @NZKiwi87 Рік тому

      Bruh, you take my portion 😂 I don’t need fairytales but you go ham 👍

    • @sarahketchum4868
      @sarahketchum4868 Рік тому

      @@NZKiwi87 your comment wasn’t necessary. You could’ve just kept moving along. You don’t need to show how atheist you are. Thanks. Have a great day

    • @NZKiwi87
      @NZKiwi87 Рік тому

      @@sarahketchum4868 hey genius, ditto! 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @dayshaedwards1159
    @dayshaedwards1159 Рік тому

    Congrats on the 1 million!!!!!

  • @shawpay6987
    @shawpay6987 Рік тому

    Gurl, love your videos and the up due. Keep up the great vibes

  • @elspeth108
    @elspeth108 Рік тому +7

    Your videos always cheer me up! Thank you, Charlotte! :)

  • @barneytaylor9338
    @barneytaylor9338 Рік тому +3

    When a man says "I am a feminist" it's a huge red flag.

  • @AJManol
    @AJManol Рік тому +2

    Eyeliner is on POINT today, Sis!🙌🏻

  • @aratighosh2878
    @aratighosh2878 Рік тому +2

    I think I need Jesus 😂
    I got a heart for first time 😄

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Рік тому +9

    Anybody else loves Charlotte's one night

  • @Tronlucpicard
    @Tronlucpicard Рік тому +3

    Found out my now recent ex boyfriend has been cheating on me with his friends that I had uncomfortable vibes and he always says he's a super feminist.

  • @candicemonique5927
    @candicemonique5927 Рік тому +2

    Made from starch? And Phobia of ovens? 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @cynthiamerritt7077
    @cynthiamerritt7077 Рік тому +1

    My grandma told me I needed Jesus. I told her exactly this "Jesus has multiple restraining orders on me, his timbers are shivered because of me. No thanks. I love you grandma." She laughed and handed me a beer.

  • @Autumn-eg2nj
    @Autumn-eg2nj Рік тому +16

    Thank you so much Charlotte fore taking out the ending song. I never wanted to ask you to get rid of it because that would rude obviously lol but it was always just so much louder than the video and your voice and always kinda shocked my ears so I would stop the video as you said subscribe! But I wanted to letcha know I noticed you took it out and I appreciate you! 🧡

    • @kitarrah1422
      @kitarrah1422 Рік тому +2

      I liked it. I'll miss it.

    • @omegasage777
      @omegasage777 Рік тому +1

      @@kitarrah1422 Yeah honestly I kind of miss hearing it

  • @imshinycaptain
    @imshinycaptain Рік тому +4

    Honestly, I feel like a lot of problems could be solved if people stopped trying to force more Jesus on others.

  • @livasmith.
    @livasmith. Рік тому +1

    Your hair looks amazing today!! Love the style!

  • @Julief4417
    @Julief4417 Рік тому

    You have the best stories, LOL. That beach one is fantastic

  • @robinknight2251
    @robinknight2251 Рік тому +8

    In high school I had a girl beat me up because her boyfriend saidwe boned. I was untouched at the time. Flash forward a year and I was no longer a v and she had a new boyfriend, who happened to be my ex... for YEARS, I hooked up with him. Everyone knew that he was in love with me and she had to be nice to me because I was polyamourus and dating 2 of her friends. Revenge tastes sweet.

  • @toyyatoy
    @toyyatoy Рік тому +3

    My boss invited me to go to a drag show with her and her friends… one friend and I kinda flirted throughout the evening and towards the end shared a kiss. Come the next several days friend shows up at work everyday to hangout (workplace is not a professional place at all, this is common) and I had been already planning a proper date and courting timeline shall we say… but they kept pressuring me to ask her out so I bumped up the timeline and asked her out properly. Spent over a hundred bucks, got her flowers, chocolate, got a spiffy hair cut, reserved tickets etc. everything was set and my boss was going to be babysitter for her kid…. Come the day of, about a month after first kiss, just a few hours before the date… she cancels… stating babysitting issue…. I was at work…my boss was also at work and was as confused as I was as to why she was canceling and how there is a babysitter problem when my boss thought she was still babysitting that night. So I went anyways, gave the female bartender the presents and watched the movie with the bartenders friend that was hanging out there. Was a really good night and I’m still friends with the guy I watched the movie with. Girls wonder why guys don’t like to spend money on em though…. 100 down the drain for bs.

    • @OrontesRM
      @OrontesRM Рік тому

      I always refused when guys wanted to spend money "on me" and paid mine - Guys still don't get it through their head that it's not mandatory huh

    • @toyyatoy
      @toyyatoy Рік тому

      @@OrontesRM doesn’t mean you gotta refuse, it can go both ways, doesn’t have to go no ways.

  • @teresasmith4711
    @teresasmith4711 Рік тому +1

    CHARLOTTE!!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @dakotaoakley6483
    @dakotaoakley6483 Рік тому

    You're videos always make my day so much better❤️

  • @babymama406
    @babymama406 Рік тому +6

    I really don’t understand how being a sugar baby is different than being a prostitute. You’re trading your “goods” for tuition, rent, or whatever else. Sounds transactional to me. Just because you don’t get the money in cash doesn’t change the reality of it.

    • @Birdbike719
      @Birdbike719 Рік тому

      Better health care?

    • @omegasage777
      @omegasage777 Рік тому

      It's definitely in the same career family LOL. Though if you're a non-sexual sugar baby I guess you run less of a risk of contracting STIs?

  • @dodgermutt
    @dodgermutt Рік тому +4

    According to the bible Jesus may have indeed been petty. According to the good book Jesus was hungry and saw a fig tree and got mad when the tree did not have any fruit for him despite being out of season so he cursed the tree so it would never bear fruit again.

  • @jenyakolpakova9180
    @jenyakolpakova9180 Рік тому

    Love you Charlotte!!! U are amazing!!!😍😍😍

  • @mzbobcat4418
    @mzbobcat4418 Рік тому +2

    Love you Charlotte!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @waybul00x
    @waybul00x Рік тому +3

    Charlotte: “Was Jesus petty?”
    Jesus: “okay my dudes, how about to avoid being tempted to look at women, other than your own wives, you should just gouge out your eyes 🙂”

  • @franhunne8929
    @franhunne8929 Рік тому +1

    Learned a new word - copacetic .. thanks Charlotte, you are really educational.

  • @lyssagames4311
    @lyssagames4311 Рік тому

    Thank you charlotte, I needed this 😂

  • @scarletspidernz
    @scarletspidernz Рік тому

    7:04 Yes, he flooded the world didn't he 🤣

  • @kaegraeber4832
    @kaegraeber4832 Рік тому

    You really make me laugh… I honestly go on you tube just to see your videos! Your awesome!

  • @stephanielewis1006
    @stephanielewis1006 Рік тому

    I am obsessed with your hair!

  • @stonermountin4881
    @stonermountin4881 Рік тому +1

    One sentence in "you already need jesus" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sagittariusblu5701
    @sagittariusblu5701 Рік тому +1

    Charlotte, girl you enjoyed this waaaay too much. 🤣

  • @landofjennay
    @landofjennay Рік тому

    This was a lot funnier than I anticipated. You need to do more of these.

  • @lynnkearns5009
    @lynnkearns5009 Рік тому

    ‘You are subletting your relationships’ 😆😆😆

  • @christinakyleloves
    @christinakyleloves Рік тому +1

    Love you Charlotte!!!

  • @JustStopOkay
    @JustStopOkay Рік тому

    Thanks for another great video!