How Medieval Kings Would See Today
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- Medieval kings are transported 1000 years into the future. What do they think of our world?
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He would look at the tallest building in New York City and say
"What an ugly church."
A guide would tell him,
"Oh that's the one world trade center!"
To which he would respond in,
"YOU'VE DEDICATED THE TALLEST BUILDING TO THE MERCHANTS?!"
Don't tell him about the Burj Khalifa...
@@garret1930 *Fifth Crusade Starts*
How come I totally read this as a Monty Python skit
Ya everything is dedicated to the “merchants” these days
@@ronjayrose9706 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine a medieval King, just knowing about the internet and how it communicates to the whole world, uses this chance to voice his disgust about the modern world, about religion and democracy and gets trash talked by a 11 year old
1v1 me on Robloc you royal blob!
lol
immediately gets "ok boomer"-ed
Arssomnia ok medieval-era’d
"How old are you, knave?
"I'm 14, so shut up!" (Lies)
"Ah, my apologies. I didn't know you were middle-aged"
"Young lad, i would like to meet this so called Kings of Burgers"
"King of burgers and the queen of dairy"
"take me to their court at once!"
"hey *chewing gum* whatd'ya want"
Dead
Yes my lord.. And also... This so called wendy is mocking not just the said king of burgers but everyone as well...
Ohh?? What a bold woman she is... I would be honored to meet her...
I would suggest not... My king, she is a monster who wears the face of an innocent woman... She defies the law of patties, she makes SQUARES!
Idk why that made die😂
Yes master tis the king of the burgers shall meet you at his palace at the street corner the king of burgers says I will make you a royal burger with a pearl milkshake
The oldest woman in my community is 101. She briefly discribed to me the first time she saw a banana. She saw a classmate peel and eat it. She ran home, and told her mother that her classmate had had a strange type of corn. She had taken off the corn and eaten the cob! Her mother had to explain what a banana was. The food section of the video reminder me of that story.
When Vasco da Gama landed in a kingdom in south India in the 1400s, he had a similar reaction to bananas. "A yellow fruit that you peel and eat, and it tastes very good"
I can't like the comment. It's on 101 count
if someone sees a starfruit and doesnt know what it is, it might be thought of as some kind of banana.
ayy I can like noww
@@aguywhodoesstuff1116 You mean carambola? Its DELICIOUS.
Medieval monarch looks at average person's spice pantry:
*Mind literally blows to chunks*
*American South* : “Hold my cousin”
Uhhhhm... no, no more incest pls
My pantry has salt and pepper. Also sea salt.
Might be some chili powder. ;(
Literaly starts a war. Witch will go down in history. War of the pantry
"Except saffron. That's still expensive."
Genghis Khan: *Sees Mongolia* "Look at how they massacred my boy."
Genghis Khan: "I am sorry, I have HOW many descendants?!?"
Scientist: "35 million just as right now."
Genghis Khan: "Tell me more about this Fathers Day you speak of..."
@@Amadeus8484 so many presents lol
@@tylersoto7465 Enough to rebuild his army hehe
@@Amadeus8484 lol
Vytautas, the Great: "First time?" *Shows Lithuania*
Imagine dropping the guy off during Halloween.
"BY GOD! THE DEAD HAVE RISEN!
And then proceed to kill them out of fear and getting arrested
@@alvinvalentino5797 I'm sure he would be familiar with costuming. Likely the default assumption would be that we were some savages participating in a pagan ritual. And we actually kinda are concerning the latter.
As for the former, savage has typically been the default title applied to those that are culturally different.
Well ain't that ironic.
AND ONE IS DRESSED LIKE SPIDERMAN!
@@lemieux4825 how would they know who spiderman is though
Imagine a medieval king getting trashed talked online by an 11 year old.
King: hand me that eggs head!
"Thou art a scoundrel, ye who beds thy own mother"
Lol imagine a king playing COD with a 12 year old
@@tsclew2073 "can anyone tell me who the general is? I must speak with him at haste!"
11 year olds scare me, I encountered one online and it was the most traumatizing experience of my life
"OH MY LORD THERE'S A PERSON TRAPPED IN A BOX!"
"That's a tv sir."
BakedPotato THERES IS ANOTHER ONE, IN A INVISIBLE BOX THIS TIME!!
That is a mime sir, a type of clown.
@@TheAussief1 fascinating those this clown use magic of some sort
There is a green monster painting
Thats a pepe My lord. The kings of All kings
@@TheAussief1 a movie on this would be great
John Saunders
And why are the harlots’ eyes so large?
"So you mean to tell me that rulers gain power by smiling a lot and saying things that made peasants feel nice?"
Pretty much
Yup
medival king : splendid o shall do that in this world
Caster Gil deep
Similar to how the original kings gained power. It does all boil down to the masses being willing to abide. Charlemagne would likely be familiar with this concept, while his successors centuries later may have a different view since power was more often inherited than gained through action.
People are mentally trapped in the black mirror
King Alfred: You say my little kingdom grew to be a globe spanning empire encompassing almost a fifth of the entire planet?! And then it was all lost in the course of two wars? Both of which we won?
i might be stupid but......
which wars
@@aristocat3012 ww1&2
Englishman: "Sorry, your majesty, but those wars bankrupted us. Oh, and we're now the vassal of one of our former colonies that turned into a monarch-hating Republic."
King Alfred: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
@@themelon_1785 thank you
@@HolyknightVader999 but we have some of our colonies like Cyprus and Australia and northern Ireland and the Caribbean. Alfred what lands are you talking about?
I think one of the biggest culture shocks would be the French kings, Paris would be nearly unreconizable from it's Medieval incarnation, with maybe Nortre Dame being one of the few familiar landmarks, and the Louvre has changed from a castle to a fancy museum full of tourists
I wonder how much Notre Dame has changed though, no building truly stays the same as time marches forward (heck, there was a structural fire that broke out in the roof space in 2019) and new installations are added. Will the interior be recognizable?
The guy would be disgusted at the current state of the country. Letting people riot like that and be violent for no reason?
@@w花b Well, it's not for no reason, is it. One just has to explain to the king that this is the result of white supremacy and the rioters are just marginalized victims of oppression, institutionalized racism, colonial past, traumatized refugees.
I would really pay to see the face of that king then ;)
@@w花b“for no reason“ yeah right bud
@@w花bbro rioting and rebellions are a traditional French pastime at this point dating back to the 1300s and probably older lmao
So by this "internet" you all have easy, and relatively cheap access to basically all knowledge gathered by mankind and you're using it mostly to watch cats and naked womens ?
I do both.
Well did you?
Person: "yes"
King: "well, at least I know this is the same species"
"Yup"
I'll have you know I use it to watch moving Oriental paintings!
But the craziest thing about this is that *even Charlemagne would find flat Earthers weird*
Charlemagne had an asbestos handkerchief, that he used to cast into the fireplace and retrieve without burning himself, as a party trick.
his court tought water clock and elephant from the abbasids are witchworks
@@sulthonalaufa3882 Take everything that mentions the Abbasid caliphate with a grain of salt, marxist historians use them to undermine the Western civilization heritage.
I've seen a German documentary that went as far as crediting them for the Fleur-de-Lys symbol. We also know that a lot of their miniatures are doctored by art dealers to increase their value.
@@TheZapan99 WTF???
@@sulthonalaufa3882 There is zero evidence to confirm such thing. They knew what clocks were but i am not surprised if elephants would fascinate them, they knew about Hannibal after all.
"What are these numbers and letters? Is this a secret message?"
"No my king. That thing is, according to the people of this time, a 'link'. They've said that when you click it with this 'mouse' thing ,that isn't an actual one, it opens a new small dimension."
"Hmm? Let's see..."
...
...
"...Why is this guy saying that he's never gonna give me up?"
*r i c k r o l l e d*
NEVWR GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You just rick rolled Henry the great
@@MartinLeong25 NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
@The Pshycho Pathnever gonna say goodbyeeee
It would be kinda funny to unite the English, French and Italian monarchs in horror about how the British "oopsing" a colony led to the creation of a military power capable of destroying the collective military forces of Europe and Turkey. Also, just the idea of a nuke, effectively being a weapon that is a small, synthetic, sun that can be dropped on an enemy, would be completely unthinkable to any of them.
My god you’re delusional
It's not a sun, and it is, in fact, the opposite of a sun in a certain perspective, since stars do fusion, while nukes do fission
@@Happyli_Incimpetont So it's an anti-sun?
Sounds way cooler anyway.
@@JakeBaldwin1 Indeed it does, but, well, I have this compultion to correct. It's a sickness, really
@@Happyli_Incimpetontwell it is fusion with hydrogen bombs but not with pre-hydrogen bombs.
Even someone as educated and literate as George Washington would eventually have a nervous breakdown trying to comprehend the modern world.
People seriously underestimate how drastically the Western world has changed in the last 150 years.
I mean... Look at how Steve Rogers reacted to the world after the iceberg incident, take that n multiply it
Having someone born in the 50's and instantly transported here would still probably have his mind completely blown
I think these guys wouldn't get to see the modern world if we didn't know they were coming. They'd get put in mental hospitals or jails or be homeless.
Jebu911 uhhhh my pap was born in the 40s and my mom in the 60s that isn’t something you need to do there are people from that time alive
@@Bamiyanbigasf But they have experienced the passage of time and the updates to technology. Try taking someone from 1955 and instantly dropping them here in 2020. No aging, no watching tech change and evolve. Just here now.
All of these Kings would definitely be furious at how little governing power their descendants have.
So basically, everyone?
technically they would have thousands to millions of descendants and so its highly likely that their descendants would be indeed in government positions.
Provided you can even trace lineage that far or their descendants didn't die.
They'd probably pretty rapidly figure out that power isn't generally where it appears to be. Power is all about organization and control structure, and the basic methods and mechanisms are largely unchanging.
His descendants bare more Governing power than they’d have you believe.. times have changed, and politicians have only gotten better at lying to the masses!
This is always a fun thought experiment. I’d personally show them that salt, a commodity that wars were fought over, is now commonly used in decorative lamps.
Grin Reaper Of Trolls I want to show Caesar the world
@Zion Zed Ccccaaaeeeessssssaaaarrrrrr
which is?
@Zion Zed the word seizure is based off ceaser as ceaser was epileptic plus csection because he was born that way
@@sinon7000 actually, his name was based of the caesarian operation.
I would definitely caution anyone from our era to not underestimate the intellectual speed and capabilities of someone from ancient or mediaeval times. I think that they would shock you with their intelligence. I think that simply the necessities of their day-to-day lives required far more intellectual capability just in order to survive then what our daily lives require of us today. And if they were freed of their Necessities by modern technology I think that you be surprised with how fast the world would have developed just that much earlier in time
considering their lack of school they would not even be able to understand a basic maths question i dont see your point
@@chiefpanda7040if you can't apply math in practice, it's worthless. if you can apply tactics in practice, you can use that for many situations that do not involve war.
basic math questions can be learned with INTELLIGENCE. They for sure were pretty intelligent people, they would learn the stuff no problem
@@chiefpanda7040that's just another form of literacy, not intelligence.
People also fear what they don't understand, though. You had people who lived through the industrial revolution who spent the rest of their lives misunderstanding how electricity worked & what the actual dangers were. I kind of fear getting anyone from the past who was Christian or Muslim into the present, they would be terrified for a time then enthralled for a little bit, but would quickly come to resent & fear everyone & everything, assume you are some kind of Satanic trick plaguing them & become extremely hostile. More ancient Pagans might be more likely to just find stuff that isn't like their own cultures amusing, but it's hard to say. Modern movies would eff them up, as we're all desensitized from it. They told similar kinds of stories, but hearing about something & seeing it are two different things. Remember that movies from pre-1990 that have laughably bad effects don't bother us now, but shocked, awed & terrified people at the time. Imagine jumping an ancient person directly into a modern film with violence or horror or gore.
*In the supermarket*
King: So much food here! This season's harvest must have- God! What is that!?
Me: The spice aisle?
King: AN ENTIRE AISLE OF SPICES!?
He would probably be amazed by flushable toilets and bidets.
Puddington there are no bidets in America.
@@torinmorris6648 I'm sure he'll visit Europe at some point.
😂😂
@@momentary_ Even Americans are amazed by bidets
“So you mean to tell me that your healers created a potion that prevents illness, and yet some people have decided not to use them?”
Well you see sire they have a condition called "small brain." it severely hinders their critical thinking skills and leaves them vulnerable to quack doctors to trick them into purchasing their books and non functional potions.
"Yes, Your Grace, it seems that many of them believe the potion to be a kind if witchcraft, meant to poison them."
"God's blood, you still have witches in this time?"
"No. Well, yes, but they're mostly harmless teens and young adults. The people who are afraid of witchcraft are usually just anti-semites."
@@Narokkurai Actual witches do exist tho. They just don't have brooms and are scattered all over Eastern Europe, Africa, and Asia. Although the African and Asian ones are called shamans I think, at least majority of them.
“I mean, yeah. They don’t have the wit.”
@Julian Monette "well my lord, the Jewry has many times been attacked upon and people find that they have earned a century where that doesn't happen"
All I can think of now is a medieval king pushing about a shopping cart full of spices in a supermarket.
I like to think they would experiment a lot with food.
Stonks
@@plebisMaximus imagine them on a cooking show with gordon ramsey lol
"HAAHAH NOW I MAY FINALLY TRADE WITH CHINA!"
"that'll be 10.65"
"ill trade you a cart of gold and an ox"
T H E S P I C E M U S T F L O W
Ancient people actually had an incredible understanding of the stars and how the sky relates to the seasons, weather, etc. I mean how else would they know what day of the year it is? There’s star charts from 30,000 years ago, so I’m pretty sure if humans could make detailed maps of the stars from Earth’s perspective 30,000 years ago, they had a pretty good understanding 1,000 years ago.
Very much so absolutely correctly right on ! As far of begin as 30 thousand years ago that's called " NEATHERLUAND" THE CAVEMAN! It's still big surprises me big enough all those different tribes of the world's blew my minds of all that's so suddenly the DNA just came outs as for real ! As be an " Scotland Highlights" as NOBLEMAN! also Wales too blew my mind big enough hard to believe now I do accept that's " God's gifts" now I know who I am ! That's the best efforts of the best of all of that ! Smile! Be sensible and more thinks positively and moves on with it ! Smile cheers for all brothers and sisters as loves their's neighbors! So be it !
Imagine how shocked they would be at how its normal for us to simply not have stars at night
Highly doubt there are any star charts from 30 000 years ago. There wasn't writing until 5000 years ago, and as you should know from your school experience, chart creation is on a higher skill level than writing.
Thus if they had the higher skill of chart creation 30k years ago, where is the lower skill of writing from 30k years ago?
Just because a guy in a white lab coat says that something is from 30k years ago, doesn't mean that it is so.
It's possible that the rock the star chart is on is from 30k years ago, but that doesn't mean that the engraving is from 30k years ago. The engraving is at best only 5000 years old.
It also means that not everything from school that's spoonfed to you is correct, Mr@@aaronkingston3444
@@aaronkingston3444thank you. I’ve been running exactly that through my brain when they say how old these things are. Look at this 30.000 year old hand axe. Is the ax or the rock it’s carved from that old
All of them: "Excuse me, *WHO* owns Jerusalem?!"
Would they be shocked or relieved hearing the jews own it currently?
Most of the Medieval European kings would probably be relieved. Some of the lower nobility and peasantry from Central Europe, on the other hand...
@@Splifflp
Shocked and then pissed off to absolutely no end. Louis IX, particularly would be absolutely disgusted, as he was the king of France when Christians found out that the Talmud was a thing and how it was filled to the brim with some of the most disgusting blasphemies and insults to non-Jews ever compiled.
@@diarradunlap9337 no. No Christian would EVER condone the existence of a Jewish state. Louis IX himself was one of the foremost defenders of Christianity against the Jews.
@@Splifflp probably shocked, considering Jewish-Christian relations at the time.
i imagine they would be shocked at how our drinks are cold.
This is the most random comment i'd seen so far!
When they see homeless people:
“So these are the common peasants? They don’t seem so common...”
“The common person has a house and furniture and money. These people are not common, just unlucky.”
Oh even better when they learn the new laws of today:
“So your power as king can be overthrown when you do something bad by a rule in an old sheet of writing substance?”
“Technically yes, but somehow, they always exploit loopholes so they can stay in power.”
“What sort of sorcery do they use to do that?”
“Money.”
“Oh no....”
Wells and some rivers were and are cold so maybe not so much
“WITCHCRAFT!!!” The medieval king screams, pointing his shaking finger at the confused bystander who just snapped a picture of the weird cosplayer now yelling at them.
That would be terrifying
People in Asia actually thought that cameras would steal their souls when they were introduced.
Jacob Friedman O-o what
@DriftFromReality - Only some, If I have to make a best guess.
And then he fucking murders them
"You sicken me, killing people on this so called 'Television' for entertainment?!"
"My lord, it's called CGI, props, and acting."
I mean, witha bit of explaining they'd understand. Let's not forget that theater and acting have existed since the old greeks. So you'd mainly have to explain that it's acting and that they use dyed liquids and such to simulate blood
Also medieval kings: would host tournaments of real people fighting right in front of them possibly to their death for their entertainment
@@garrettclements3111 that's actually not true that never really happened there fights were usualyy like wwe
Not really, they killed people in gladiators in roman empire for entertainment
Not enough blood fit for a King's vision
I'd totally watch a TV series about a beleaguered historian to explain modernity to two medieval monarchs.
Me too. Especially the part where they first experience a shower. And also have the shower explained to them (how to operate it, shampoo, conditioner, etc.) Maybe that's just me. :)
getting some "beverly hillbillies" vibes
Well if I got a TV series about a historian trying to bring a historical figure up to speed with the modern world, I'm all for it
Yes
title?
Fun fact about spanish history: Most of the cities in Spain wich had running water during roman times, wouldn't ever have running water again until the 20th century.
Muslims love their clean water.
@@dictatorbargo3689 not even them.
Insert the "what did the Romans ever do for us?" meme
@@dictatorbargo3689 Not even they had running water like that. And "even" they is a bit of a misguided notion, as Islamic Spain was, for the most part, no more advanced than the Christian parts, especially after Cordoba was retaken. Honestly, outside of a few cities for short periods of time, there was very little if any technological difference.
Lying is bad for you
Imagine one of these guys in a relationship
“Babe you never treat my like a princess”
“Oh you want me to treat you like a princess?”
*sells her off to France to strengthen the alliance*
Nice 🤘🏻
Lmfaooo
WHOLESOME
Wahahaha
Nah, France would be way too good for her. Send her to that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.
Medieval King: "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
Medival King: "You mean to tell me that this ginger BRED this man???"
@@sirtopoftheworldegg😭😭
@@sirtopoftheworldeggNOOOOOOOOOO
"How does that carriage made of pure metal could move without horses?"
"Engines..."
*sees flying metal bird*
*starts violently shaking*
Abraham Girt, *Laughs in canal boat*
"THE DRAGONS OF LEGEND HAVE BEEN REVIVED! Its impenetrable scales look alot smoother than I imagined."
Johnny rednblack, Stop hitting my Toyota!
@@paladinboyd1228 "You *tamed* this vile beast? I shall have you in my royal gaurd, be honored uh peasant?nobleman?
No matter."
Johnny rednblack, Technically I’m a lord and I would be honoured to.
Ivan The Terrible: “You gave Russia to the peasants?!?”
Saladin: “Where is the Caliph?!?”
William Wallace: “YOU SOLD OUT SCOTLAND TO THE ENGLISH?!?!”
Well, there is still a Caliph, but I wonder what Saladin would think of how he hides away and only really attacks other muslims.
Pedro II of Brazil : OH NO, WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE DONE TO MY COUNTRY?
Actually England sold out to Scotland when Queen Elizabeth I died without any children and the throne was given to King James VI of Scotland and he became King James I of England
@@plebisMaximus there isnt. ataturk finished it
Emperor Jimmu: "What is a waifu?"
"This beverage, it smites thine tongue like LIGHTNING!"
"It's just mcdonalds sprite, my king"
tempest lmao
tempest 🤣🤣🤣
That said.
How do we know that thunder is that feeling?
We know that eletricity does that and lighting bolt are eletricity,but would a medieval king know that?Since you know,people hit,would like,die.
@@zedantXiang I meen like static electricity
@@enslavedfunni1330 Yes but medieval people wouldnt know they are the same process ,therefore deducing sprite would "smite our toungue like lighting"
“Young man, what goblet of gold is this?”
“Its a plastic cup, your majesty.”
Gold
"What is this, Plastic thou speak of?"
If you got transported back to medival times, unable to return. How could you make yourself a god amongst men, without being burned at the stake? It's a weird dream I have.
Bring alot of guns and explosives and say its from China
I think people who are experts in modern trade, good knowledge in history, and charismatic would do extremely well.
But everyone else probably not so fortunate
@@TomAndersonn but how would you speak peoples common tounge
betrthnu I meant to leave this reply on this comment but for some reason it went to another comment...
If you’re a skilled martial artist you’d likely be more than capable of beating any warrior of past unless they were outrageously larger and stronger.. however even then you would stand a good chance as 1000 years ago they just did not have anywhere near the level of hand to hand combat prowess that a well rounded modern day martial artist would possess.
You probably wouldn’t be treated like a god, but you’d certainly be treated like royalty and would likely have a cozy position teaching royals how to fight extremely well
betrthnu easy go to america and then pick one of the native tribes
and give them guns cars and armer to take over the other tribes
Random girl: _"Oh sooo you're a king, huh? That's pretty hot."_
King: _"Begone harlot."_
What is hot? Do you have a problem with temperature in the future?
Hahahahahaha.......
Some Kings would probably actually say that
@@rogeriopenna9014 man, that's heavy!
@@449JaneDrive Stop saying that? And did you jump ship? What's up with the life preserver jacket?
I must meet with this 'Fresh Prince.'
I require his armies.
Damn this is actually an underrated comment.
Nice reference LOL!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Hahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
From the kingdom of Philadelphia
There is a Russian film, that Czar Ivan Grozny, who is commonly known as Ivan the Terrible, came back to modern Moscow by a scientist, who invented a time machine and a thief and the Caretaker of the Housing Complex, went to that historical period by mistake.
What’s it called?
The film name is Иван василевич меняет профессию,idk if it have eng dubs but try find@@thegodofsoapkekcario1970
@@thegodofsoapkekcario1970 I found it! It's called Ivan Vasilievich changes profession. It's even on youtube with english subtitles!
Ah a timeless classic
Иван Васильевич меняет профессию
imagine this:
king: so where are all the peasants
you: we don't have peasants anymore
*walk past homeless person*
king: ahh! there is a peasant!
homeless person:
king:
Homeless person:
king: do you have smallpox?
That's what I thought at first lol🤣
@RABBI Shekel Russia too, at the VECTOR institute.
This is joke at it finest
Our homeless are pretty well off...imagine if they couldn't dumpster dive for food...not to mention everyone in our nursing homes would be dead because nobody even wants to see those people let alone pay for their care.
Are you by chance a descendent of the monty pithons :v ?
Imagine trying to explain 2020 to someone in 2019. They would think you're crazy.
And then think about explaining modern era to someone from XIX or early XX century.
And then think about a medieval king....
bwahahaha.. this comment deserves gold
"... WW3 almost started while australia was on fire and then the riots started and spread globally while the pandemic got worse, and it made most places shut down again, and then Lebanons capital exploded with an explosion 1/5 the power of a nuke... "
To be fair, I'm here in 2020 myself now and think its crazy.
Moe Lester only people alive in august 2020 know this , everyone else may never know the truth
Imagine the kings reaction if they saw movies and video games based on medieval Era.
so unreal thu cool as you sey
medieval total war 2
Soulsborne gonna go hard 🥶
Reverse-Isekai anime about Medieval Kings being brought into the present day and guided around by the protagonist.
"The Devil is a part timer" is something like this.
@@sleepfgc That premise sounds fucking stupid... im in
@@sleepfgc Too bad they skip the funpart of the concept completely after the first episode by making them suddenly understand everything. They really missed out on possibilities there.
Read Thermae Romae and Olympia Kyklos
Fate series is kinda that.
So...instead of watching warriors fighting lions and other warriors you make stadiums to watch people kicking a ball??
Yes, and these teams pay the equivalent of a king's entire fortune to get the best players to join their side.
That isn't the best part. Wait until one of the team loses and you can sit back and enjoy the wonders of a Football Riot.
did they not have something like a sport in that time?
DemoNik Tusk they did, Soccer for example was played so much, that it was banned so kids in England could practice archery (This is part of the reason why England had so many archers in the 100 years war iirc). Plenty of modern sports have origins that go back thousands of years.
@@saintroddy Well I mean considering the inflation that kings fortune would be quite a lot.
Im ninety percent sure that they would get epileptic seizures without even having epilepsy.
lul
they would basically act like your average Death Grips song.
There's so many TV shows in China with this subject it's become a trope lol
@michelle kings in modern times
Wouldn't those just be Seizures?
It is both a blessing and a curse that I came across this video after watching "The Last Kingdom". Now all I can imagine is David Dawson's King Alfred in New York, wondering what on earth happened to Old York and how we've managed to have so few Danes but so many heathens
Actually Pizza is a dish that Richard the Lion Heart may have been familiar with as it was an old Roman dish that was still being made in his time. Granted Roman Pizza was just bread and cheese. And considering that he marched through the Italian Peninsula it's possible he even ate one of these Roman Pizza. Yes modern pizza he'd be a little puzzled by at least the tomato sauce part but the bread and cheese parts he'd recognize.
@array s Pizza is technically just a type of flatbread with some toppings, and that has been around for about 7000 years already, so yes, middle age people would have been familiar with it.
The type of topping has always varied throughout history, and still does, depending on region, taste and so on. There are tons of pizza variants that don't use tomatoes or cheese. Many use olive oil or some other type of fat, and toppings are stuff like herbs, garlic, olives, fish and so on.
@@sleepysera yes, I heard that it was also the same thing with cookies. In latin, cookie is biscoctus, which means 'twice cooked' as in a bread that passed 3+ days with no one eating it, it was mushed with water, flattened and then cooked again.
So roman pizza is just cheese melted on bread? So cheese on toast? Pizza. Cheese bagel? Pizza. Cheese and crackers? Pizza.
*real* italian pizza is rolled up and eaten as a tortilla, americanized pizza would be weird
@@sleepysera it always amazes me when people say italian cuisine would be nothing without the americas, they can't think of those foods... simply without the new ingredients.
3019: “How would the United States President view our modern Galactic Empire?”
Great without Galexicans
Aight, *zoomer*
"So those Jedi were kinda scumbags, huh?"
@Vayne Carudas Solidor You know the only people that have ever been to another world were American... Right?
@Vayne Carudas SolidorIs that a Warframe reference?
“YOUNG MAN! It would seem I once again require your assistance!”
“*sigh*, yes Charlemagne?”
“I flipped the so called ‘light-switch’ you have taught me, but the lanterns didn’t light! And then the... oh what is it, ‘sink’ growled at me!”
“That’s not a light switch, that’s called the garbage disposal.”
“The ‘garbage disposal’? But you told me that waste is typically disposed of in the bin of trash?”
“Yes, usually. However, for some foods you pour it down the sink. The garbage disposal chops up the food so it doesn’t clog the pipes.”
“So it spins a blade in this hole?”
“Yes.”
“And if I were to, say, put the head of a horrid Englishman in this hole-“
“You will do no such thing.”
This would make a great tv show
This is still weird to me, a modern Brit. We don't have blender bins in the kitchen sink. Then again, we have proper teakettles, so pros and cons and suchforth.
@@clockworkkirlia7475 the shade thrown over tea by Brits against Americans continues to amuse me
@@laurathecool6381 Better to throw shade than throw it in the harbour... ;)
But thy is royalty!!! You can't order thy around!
Not anymore bitch!
I appreciate how you portrayed the views of the people of the past without undermining them. I've seen too many historians belittle and disrespect the past.
True
Medieval King goes to broadway
“Why are *women* performing?”
Barreethoven this is 2019
"Ok Boomer."
@@Willparker04 c'mon I'm a woman and I found that funny 🤣
“My these men make quite the convincing woman on stage. Your marvelous technologies have let them appear so feminine - how do they do it?”
“Honey-“
*Informs him the bankers made it pretty much necessary for women to work (their own fault for not considering what consequences "liberation" might have, but still), and that it's better than them spreading their legs for all comers*
"How could the banks be allowed to do this, who is in charge of them‽"
*Explains about the Rothschilds, and other bankers, as well as wall street executives*
"You Let WHO Take Control Of The Banks‽‽‽"
I wonder how they'd react to the fact that people tend to _gain_ weight during the winter
Not if your from n.korea
Not if your from north Korea
And througout the rest of the year
Hey bro thanks for inventing algorithms :)
@@MRBIMF No problem
"Is electricity a form of magic?"
"What is this "Made in China" label?"
"Is Canada a new star have you discovered?"
"Is communism a new religion?"
1 : electricity is the same energy as the energy of lightning. We just manage to harness it, create it and use it at our advantage.
2 : This "Made in china" label says that this contraptions are made from a far-eastern nation named "the people's republic of china". Once known for it's silk and spices, now known for it's many cheap products bought by commoners.
3 : Canada is a land that exist in the north of America, a continent which is beyond the Atlantic. It is a country that was once land of the britons.
4 : Communism is an idea where wealth is supposedly equally redistributed to every one and where there is no social classes. While this idea seems good, it has lead to the death of many people, the ruining of the state and many other odds.
I hope that those questions are satisfactory for you, my liege.
4: perhaps
2. "This is obviously not made in China, and is just the work of some German charlatan"
2b. "Why would I get a shoddy German carriage over an exotic Chinese carriage?"
2c. "This Chinese carriage has no jade or porcelain. I am telling you, it is the work of a German charlatan"
2d. "German porcelain? Don't lie to me, I know you got that off a Venetian merchant"
@@cettechaineestcloture.1351 Bravo
1 : Depends, do you consider clockwork as a form of magic?
2 : That "Made in China" label means that it's crafted by only the finest slaves.
3 : Metaphorically speaking, yes.
4 : _Kinda_
“I would like to try this so called “cheese burger”, where would I find them?”
“At Burger King, your grace”
“They have a King of Burgers?”
“No, your grace”
Wait until he hears of the Queen of Dairy.
Burger King, King from the depths!
Richard: So I can reclaim Jerusalem by playing this game you call Medieval 2 Total War
Me:yup
Richard: Deus Vult it is
Be interesting to use monarchs as historical advisers for games like this.
Do you image that they would plan his attacks all the days in that videogame? Maybe when they return back to the medieval era they would make a german America!
Lmao they already did that with hoi4
@Caster Gil come on, what's the worse that would happen
@Caster Gil just don't let them go back and since they have already dissapeared it already change history
Medieval King: Thinks his life is the pinnacle of comfort
Me: has air conditioning
You cant execute everyone you dislike can you?
@@baranjan6969 not with that attitude
but honestly those feasts looking kinda good
Dang I still have no AC, does that make me a person in medieval?
Asheza Main you have a refrigerator, so no.
The idea of a confused Charlemagne live streaming was the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Can you even imagine how much the internet would love these guys?
That was Louis IX, I think
@@maximsavage It was.
@@celconviction451 oh good lord please no
All fun and games until someone sends them two girls, one cup
Hey it's your boy Charlemagne.Back with my series,Power over Pope and Popes Power Over Me
I would really love to see their thoughts on modern art (digital internet art, animation, ameteur art, etc)
depending on what you use to get them first, they'd act like a chud/boomer about it.
If it's Furry art, considering... there's Reynard the fox that appears in Mediaeval French, English, Dutch fables. And few human animal art that appears in the Mediaeval period. I think they're at least familiar with the concept of Anthropomorphic Animals.
@@Phuajunwei :3
Believe me, he would be disturbed as fck
“you mean to tell me _EVERYONE_ can read!?”
"Not _EVERYONE_ , there _are_ a few million illiterate people left, but yes."
Moondust2365 mainly those under 5
And some of them various languages
King John signed the Magna Carta (1215) with an "X". He didn't care one bit, because look who he was.
King: Shit know how I am gonna manipulate and write stuff in the bible to force my subjects into obeying the government...
Imagine getting these midevil kings together and having them play D&D
Hank Hill dangit why did I read that in the voice of hank hill.
Charlemagne is definitely going to be a bard since he already liked fucking with people.
I AM PHOENIX I kept reading your comment in the same voice
"I have rolled the Score Die and hath rolled a dozen and three! Adding my ranged attacking modifier of but four, I am one short of a full score! Do I hit the scoundrel true, or does his armour confound me?"
"Yep, his AC's only sixteen. Roll damage."
"Aha! Splendid! This fiend shall rue the day he disputed the archery skills of Harald the Barbarous, he of the Rose-Health Cheeks and Bloody Greataxe, Vanquisher of Goblins and Breaker of Doorframes... Ah, that's an Eight."
"Great. Rich, you're up next, if you want to intervene..."
Imagine them playing ck2
There should be a movie about a medieval king in the modern days
There is some movie like that but I don't remember it's name.
Black knight..........
Lol
I saw a scene of Van Gogh in an art museum seeing the influence his work had in modern day on Dr Who one time
It was actually quite emotional. I saw it on UA-cam and some people in the comments just started tearing up but it was worthy of tears.
@@jompangilinan6642 No that's the opposite. It was a French movie.
I think one of the best things to introduce to a medieval king to is our modern interpretation of medieval times in things such as films, RPGs, renaissance faires, etc.
"Do _bandits_ ever raid these kitchens, I wonder?"
"I- I guess sometimes they do, yes, unfortunately."
The writing in this video is genius lmao.
A double-digit percentage of modern banditry incidents occur In drive-thrus and restaurant lobbies.
*raccoons promptly scurry put of the trash can*
King: "Even in these times, people would raid these kitchens to steal food supplies."
"Well, mostly, they'd raid them to force the employees to hand over money to them."
Flat earthers: finally, a person of authority that agrees with us
Middle age kings: I pray that thou thinkest again, peasent
Round earth was a common knowledge from ancient times. Greeks even proved it mathematically. About 2000 years ago. There is every possibility a medival king would be aware of round earth.
@@arijitpalit2756 Yes but why do you have to explain the joke
@@arijitpalit2756 And any medieval sailor.
Arijit Palit r/thatsthejoke
I’ve heard that even some Egyptians knew the earth was round
kings: in modern world
their kingdoms without them: panic
maybe it was nothing but a long dream that somehow happened during sleep
Not exactly. As stated by the doctor.:
Time is a big Ball of timey-whimey stuff.
@@med.ismailmouline7094 "THAT'S NOT HOW TIME TRAVEL WORK!" -Antman probably
"who the hell are you?"
"HOW DARE THY TONGUE SPEAK SUCH HERETICS WITHOUT THINE MOUTH SETTING ABLAZE?? A WITCH, MAY THOU BE SMITED, FOR THOU IS A WITCH!"
"Even children drank ale"
13 year old king Richard II goes to the local wine shop
"We need to see your ID"
"My what?"
"How old are you?"
"13 years"
"You can't buy this it is against the law"
"I AM YOUR LORD! I AM YOUR KING! NO ONE RULES YOU BUT ME! GIVE ME WINE PEASANT!"
*Proceeds to kicking his ass out*
Richard II: "Well, that's rude."
Ah, they instead sent me a nice chariot with pretty spinning blue lights as amends for my outburst. Wait, what?
@@bcs2em625 GET IN THE CAR DIRTBAG
You stuped kid get out of here and dont yell at me like a 5 yeal old girl!
"Ho there, good commoner of this time period. I demand ye escort me to the nearest White Castle as proclaimed on the side of yonder highway, that I mayest seek an audience with the local Burger Monarch and partake of the fabled Big Mac sandwiche."
This is platinum...
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad?
well over 70 years
Yeah unless we're talking Roman emperors
SHIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pit Zagufull r/unexpectedjojo
@@josethethinket9819 I expect it because that's what always happens
something i loved from bill and teds adventure movie was napoleon at the water park bc it’s exactly how i’d picture any old warlord/king/emperor would react at a water/theme park just pushing in queues, being absolutely terrified but going on the rides over and over and over. also seeing as theyre not allowed to be barbaric anymore i’m sure they’d love war/horror movies
They might get depressed
Mostly because most of their empires are gone......
Rip.
kings to fast food workers. must be depressing
Yep
Mostly the Byzantine, even more depressed because all turks basically hate the Byzantine Empire
I think they'd understand that nations rise and fall. They'd probably be thrilled to learn the core of their kingdoms survive in some form.
Me: and this is queen Elizabeth. King from the 1400s: ah I see shes still doing well, I met her when she was only a child.
Me: *_wait what_*
@@caradog1081 Queen Elizabeth 1
@@plant5875 I hate to say it but... Whoooosh
@@plant5875 the joke about the queen living for a long time
My grandma's mom is older than her
Vlad the Impaler watching Dracula:
I hate this movie
Fate apocrypha
hellsing:.......
Lmao. Awesome
The Bela Lugosi's version or the Twilight version?
Vlad the Impaler watching Hotel Transylvania
To be able to point to the moon and say to a medieval king "we sent people there, wasn't much to do" and watch their face would be amazing
People who claimed to have traveled to the moon existed in the Middle Ages, too
Lol true
"No Charlemagne, no! You can't just eat cheetos for breakfast!....Because they're not good for you, you need to eat real food....Well, we still eat them because they taste good....Whatever, c'mon, I gotta show you what a car is, we're going to McDonalds....No, it's a restaurant, not a farm....Well a restaurant is- nevermind, c'mon. There's food there....Well no, it's not healthy either, and neither is Wendy's. Or Burger King....Wow, we really don't eat very well do we?....No you can't get wine at McDonalds."
That's sound like a comedy but why would you just don't let him free.
@@alexandrub8786 Ok, a medieval king, alone,not having any basic knowlegde in the morden world, again alone
Where do you get off...
Whereee the hell do you get off, not making a burger King joke...
How DARE you.
“Let’s eat real food” 2 seconds later *IM TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS*
At McDonalds
He walks up to the counter "Salutations young squires may you please delight your king with a old accustomed feast we may dine on the finest of boar and fowl with gallons of wine"
And the cashier guy just stares
Imagine a king goes to the library and reads about.... Himself
Edit: now i change this comment to include any historic figure, not just kings!
"Ah yes, yes, I was great in that battle wasn't I" *smug laugh*
"that dude was an **hole" - he'd be like: "heeeey!"
Henry the 8th: Ummmmm.......
Henry the 8th reads that a baby’s sex is determined by the man ..... whoopsies
Imagine someone teach them about video games and they ended up trying some medieval games or something, like Age of Empires for example.
Chinese Emperor: "What do you mean Japan makes better stuff than we do?"
Shogun: "Don't look at me, I am as surprised as you are."
The Shoguns would be dangerous cuz they are trained soldiers
@@stellakurogane4095 Nobility were trained soldiers in EVERY country.
@@Amadeus8484 True,but these Shoguns wont even ask whats going on. They might even start killing them.
Also Thanks for the info bro
“Why is their a women being violated by tentacles?”-Shogun
@@stunner9005 Oh that's normal, your Majesty. Its called tentacle porn and its a blessing
Chinese emperor: amazing how our civilisation has grown, now remind me what name of this dynasty is again?
Me: it’s complicated
The CCP is just an non-hereditary dynasty tbh
The Chinese emperor will be shocked when he realize that ccp do not have the mandate of heaven.
Imagine the A Chinese emperor from long time ago went to modern day China
"One of your generals overthrew you, and then there was a civil war. One of them wanted a republic, but then another guy wanted communism and he won out after the japanese invaded but were driven out by russia and USA."
"..."
"...."
"Is communism a new religion?"
"Um... yes, actually."
"Is communism the reason why they got buildings made of glass?"
"Not really, sorta, but not really... it's complicated."
The Pooh dynasty
"What if someone from x era saw our current tech" is my favorite thought experiment. I regularly imagine giving a colonist from the 1600s, or an astronaut from the late 60s who just came back from the moon, a tour of our modern world.
I probably have a problem.
You're not alone!
Lol same here 😂
Me too
I do the same! I'd definitely start with food. A gas stove is definitely explainable to a reasonably open-minded historical person and one could (with some difficulty) work up from there once you got the basics of a generator out of the way.
If you have a problem, then so do I.
Few days later:
“Heavens, a what is this. Seems to be a small bear.”
“That’s a Pomeranian your majesty.”
“Ah I see. What is this? What did this little creature do to deserve being Hung to Death??”
“That’s a leash, it’s meant to keep the Puppy from going to far from it’s owner.”
“Wait, you use Dogs as peasants now!?”
They had rudimentary leashes 1000 years ago. Even during the time of Caesar they had leashes.
King: That is a cute dog though.
Even ancient egiptians had dog leashes 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ and all sorts of collars!! Even the spikey collars
They had dogs back then...
Tj Taflinger Pomeranians were bred to look the way they do, there wasn’t wild Pomeranians lol.
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable to magic”
-Arthur C Clarke
Emil Edlund i was thinking about a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court during this whole video
It's not entirely incorrect to call certain science and technology people "wizards." Programming is basically just digital spellcrafting: learning a set of arcane languages to communicate with an inhuman entity instructing or requesting it to alter the world in some form.
@@angeldude101 How poetic you made it sound, i love it!
"We are dreamers, shapers, singers and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocations of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things."
@@angeldude101 I just love how you made it sound!! Plz can you do it for other professions as well?
There's an anime that's pretty good and informative about south-east asian history. It's called: "Ya Boy Kongming!" and it's about an historical chinese war tactician being transported into modern day tokyo. He applies his strategic knowledge to the party and music scene.
im bored as fuck, so im going to go watch it
*Refrigeration exists*
Monarch: My Realm must possess this secret at all costs
It's a good choice as preserving food back in the day is too time and resource consuming
@@AViewCado69420 ...
@@pierreo33 ?
"I can have my cheesebread-and-meats preserved when I have eaten my fill!"
"Yes, m'lord."
"Miraculous! But... it will be cold? Is it not served hot from the stone??"
"There is something absolutely wonderful about pizza that you must find out in the morning, m'lord."
People used to bury chunks of ice in the ground and cover it with hay to store food! It will usually last until mid summer! You can do that in your basement!
Gengis Khan: i cannot wait to see how my huge empire is now. Oh, i bet we took that pathetic little island called zipangu, and i bet we control at least half of Asia, and my people still has taste for blood and conquest!
*Two hours later*
Gengis Khan: oh........
England: *laughs in Navy*
skybattler 262 Irish laugh in revolt
"At least the huge metallic statue of me in my homecountry looks great I guess."
On the bright side, you have a REALLY big extended family to visit
@@kraniumkrack look on the bright side brother, mongolia still has theHu
Modern English: *chilling and being spoken by people around the world*
Medieval king: Thy doēš spæck Üngłīś, būt hwät œs thou šæÿing?
is it bad i can read this
i like the w and the h swap in what, because that actually existed!
@@WebContractor7407 fr? wow
@@Oddity2994 no, I can too even though I don't understand old english lol.
@@Oddity2994 Because reading a language is WAY easier than speaking it. If you speak english, written dutch, dannish and german is at least understandable.
Just imagine their reaction to video games.
"I say, did that little jester just turn himself into a scythe?!"
Deltarune
Jevil reference
I always wondered how Ancient Romans would see the modern world...
And Egyptians
Anita Ares if you are a good martial artist, you’d outclass every single warrior Alive at the time, even an amateur cage fighter or modern day jui jitsu practitioner would likely be a far better combatant than anyone else you’d encounter at the time.
@@markasmaclean420 That's an awfully bold claim to make.
markas maclean maybe if you have an excellent diet and a built body
@@nickm5521 Nah its not, BJJ is the most efficient method of fighting a human being pound for pound. If you had basic weapons skills and got a hold of someone you could check them to death quite easily.
So when is this new hit comedy movie coming out?
There was a french film about a feudal knight and his squire in the modern world. Pretty funny lol
There is a Russian movie like that.
Bill and Ted meets Encino Man
@@jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901 Wasn't it called Just Visiting or something?
I contacted Steven Spielberg, just waiting on a response. Anyyy day now.
NOTE: NOT ALL OF THEM WERE KINGS
Richard Lionheart: WHO OWNS THE HOLY LAND?
Charlemagne: What do you mean broke apart?
Alfred The Great: What do you mean invaded by Normandy?
William Wallace: What do you mean by United Kingdom?
Henry VIII: You can divorce anyone whenever you want? WONDERFUL!
Justinian I: CONSTANTINOPLE DID WHAT?!?
William I the Conqueror: FRANCE OWNS NORMANDY?!?!
William Shakespeare: My plays survived the test of time? Hold on, Gnomeo and Juliet, what is that?
Leif Eriksson: They forgot about me? Christopher Columbus?
Vlad the Impaler: Count Dracula? Blah Blah Blah? Whoever thought of this should be impaled!
Leonardo Da Vinci: Lol, I already knew about this, I INVENTED IT!
every russian tsar: My empire broke apart by a mob of peasants thanks to "comu-what"
Bismarck: DID GERMANY LOSES TWO WORLD WORLD WARS AND GOT ULTIMATELY DIVIDED?
Victoria, Napoleon 3, king Leopold and whilhem 2 : Did my colonial empire got dismantled by colonial subjects and fellow countryman alike ?!
leif eriksson, looking at sweden: GIVE AN AXE AND A SHIELD AND I WILL CLEAN THIS COUNTRY!!!
Ok who the fuck released all these prisoners in Australia!
Genhis Khan :My Empire!
Henry VIII: What do you mean she gets half my kingdom!?
By describing the machinery off as Automata, it would make explaining much of the world easier to understand. We tend to think they were primitive back then, however in some areas it could be comparable to modern times. It was just a different methodology. The history of Automata opens peoples eyes of what some advancements happened back then and even before that. It's a common belief that the modern age seemed to appear from nowhere but actually it came from a buildup of ideas that were finally put into practice. Ironically some of Davinci's ideas are being used in modern Robotics/Automata today because they work better. Some automata types of practices have been traced back 3000 years to run forges with waterwheels. Some evidence is scarce in between but some does exist. It's likely existed as long as forging has existed but even still gears were made from wheels and wooden pegs so it wasn't entirely necessary.
I wonder, how many people today are actually able to explain how all this technology works. I'm not talking about professional scientists, engineers, and teachers, but the regular laymen. Most take it for granted and neither care nor know how it works.
Even professionals today are limited by their area of expertise. There was a time where it was conveivable for one renaissance man to be knowledgeable in art, alchemy, astronomy, mathematics, history, ancient languages, and all other fields of knowledge. In the present, sciences have developed and grown to such an extent that few have the time, passion or intellect to become total experts in more than two areas.
@@peterp.9327 Im about halfway to being an engineer, and I can describe how much of the tech we use works but only if given the time to do so. To a modern person it is easy to describe what electricity is because we learn about what atoms are when we are 4-6 years old. Try explaining computers fully if you can't even get past electrons.
@@garret1930 For me theoretically is easy to explain. Practically not so much. And I think the second part is more important, because first part can be regarded as “crazy talk” without actual effect to be seen. My every hypothetical scenario with coming back in time trying to recreate civilization with electricity, always stops with first step, creating electricity.
I mean I looked few articles on wikipedia about taking wire, taking magnet and start rotating. But then I’m like, how to get magnet. Oh, right, magnet can be created with electricity when … oh right, that’s the thing I want to created.
But at least when I was looking at it I find out why black outs are such big problem, because electric plant needs electricity to start working. More I look at these things, the less I believe I would be able to do single thing in middle ages without modern technology to to begin with, and more I look how fragile our modern society is, because in many ways we lost ability to recreate it if something went wrong.
@@stafer3 Magnetite ore exists even if it's both rare and weak. I know of a couple ways to make magnets without electricity:
- take a lodestone and rub it against a chunk of iron.
- suspend a hot iron rod vertically and beat the shit out of it with a hammer
If you think about it, all you need to do is induce the electrons in your material to align their spins, since the presence of a magnetic field will do this for you, you can either rely on the field of other magnets, rely on the field of the earth itself, or rely on the magnetic field generated by electricity passing through a wire.
Most people in fact would be able to say that a computer is a thing thau uses electricity that moves through cables which varie dependin on what you want it to do and at the en each combination gives a different response
It's very brutish but the fact is that people know how their stuff generally works
“Who is this “dairy queen” you speak of?”
“The wife of Burger King m’dude.”
@@msmity63 I shipped two fast food chains as a child...
@@Oddity2994 You say that like it's a bad thing.
OMG LOL
get a milk shake from dairy queen. A moist burger from burger king. And fries from Sonic. And that is the shit.
“wait you said WHO owns Constantinople?”
“and WHO OWNS JERUSALEM!?!”
The most underrated comment.
They would immediately burn both the cities to the ground lol
"I mean hey! We still have safe passage to those places!.....sort of.
"the Muslims muh' lord"
" the Jews muh' lord"
@@alphaundpinsel2431 'its still undecided muh lord'
Lol
One of the kings seeing Queen liz on the tv “Oh there is Elizabeth, I use to go fishing with her back in 1239!”
Maybe math class is due 😅😅😅😅
"Dear God, everyone is so clean!"
“What is this” *Tastes it* “Stop eating my soap my lord”
Stan Torren and whats this in this large ceramic rectangle
thats a toilet and please dont eat that
Them freaking out over shower
showers. Why do you invite the plauge.
“Dear god, Everything is so clean!
Wait, what do you mean by "wiping your arse"?
“Are telling me that people talk to strangers on the other side of the world more often than they talk to their own neighbours?”
Edit: I don’t think like this, i don’t talk to my neighbours either, I’m just imagining what they would be thinking
"The problem being 'The Neighbours' are insular untrusting assholes. Most people are, really. It's easier to be friendly to people you don't have to live near."
My neighbor calls the tow truck on anyone that parks in the visitors parking for longer than 24h..even though it’s a condo
Uh oh big boomer
barbara ravenni no I don’t think this, im just imagining what they would be thinking
But it's actually true for many that we speak to people on the other side of the world - or anyways, far from us, rather than the people around us.
Imagine showing them pictures of the earth or outer space and how confused and amazed they will be.
If it was a medieval witch or prophets, they dont
they will call you heretic and off to the stake
King: sees world map
Also king: Why is Britain so small
For King Alfred they actually see bigger, for Queen Victoria though, you are right.