Being a Time Traveler in the Middle Ages - Probably Sucks!

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  • Time travel is awesome in movies and games. But would you really turn into this indomitable hero of knowledge and superior technology? Or would it rather be a dangerous and miserable experience?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 17 тис.

  • @maiqtheliar789
    @maiqtheliar789 6 років тому +19783

    I swore off time travel ever since I accidentally killed an Austrian Archduke, and then blamed it on the Serbs.

    • @bruhmoment1196
      @bruhmoment1196 6 років тому +2019

      M'aiq The Liar get back to Tamriel you piece of shit

    • @johnnydont1257
      @johnnydont1257 6 років тому +939

      best comment award goes to you

    • @macroshaft5517
      @macroshaft5517 6 років тому +936

      M'aiq wishes he'd remembered to speak in the third person during his confession.

    • @Blunderbussy
      @Blunderbussy 6 років тому +329

      Lazy nords, leave M'aiq alone

    • @sudhish2272
      @sudhish2272 6 років тому +144

      M'aiq The Liar, fucking WWI* is too confusing for meh...

  • @the_soggster3464
    @the_soggster3464 5 років тому +5585

    I bet a 15th century knight out there thought to himself "man if I could travel back in time 400 years with my kickass plate aromor those peasants wouldn't be able to touch me."

    • @dreamsong83210
      @dreamsong83210 5 років тому +509

      So underrated

    • @mr.tiddles1779
      @mr.tiddles1779 5 років тому +124

      Agreed lol

    • @the_soggster3464
      @the_soggster3464 5 років тому +313

      @@NerdyNEET Yeah but wealthy knights were probally pretty cocky and full of themselves with their social status so it seens like the majority would think that. And yeah they wouldn't have a massaive advantage but still a pretty good one unless a gang of bandits rolled up to the club with maces.

    • @rey_nemaattori
      @rey_nemaattori 5 років тому +71

      @@NerdyNEET Precisely! The Industrial Revolution gave us more improvements in technology, comfort, travel ability, quality of food and life expectancy than all the improvements in the milennia before that since the dawn of agriculture.
      A blue collar worker who slaves off 50+ hrs day nowadays in a factory, still has better education, food, life expectancy, hygiene, clothing, chance his children will live and better(although probably not bigger) housing than even the richest kings end emperors in the history of mankind prior to the industrial revolution. It's mind-boggling how good we have it nowadays.

    • @R-Lee-
      @R-Lee- 5 років тому

      Doubt it.

  • @carlacruz893
    @carlacruz893 5 років тому +3648

    Me in the middle ages:
    “How much money would you trade for this eolic mystical artefact “
    *shows a fidget spinner*

    • @estrofago
      @estrofago 5 років тому +451

      *they kill u because u are a witch*

    • @punonn6792
      @punonn6792 5 років тому +162

      pablo el tio perez they'd be like
      " what kind of sorcery is this?!"

    • @MrJorge3010
      @MrJorge3010 5 років тому +210

      I'd definitely bring a bunch of useless crap to trade 😂

    • @doubleuglysaedfg
      @doubleuglysaedfg 5 років тому +60

      Witchcraft! Get him!

    • @betterfly7398
      @betterfly7398 5 років тому +8

      What does it do?!

  • @allwell06
    @allwell06 3 роки тому +1335

    Imagine shooting a guy in the Middle Ages, then you just dissolve in thin air because u killed your great great great great great grandfather

    • @potatochip1201
      @potatochip1201 3 роки тому +131

      With my luck
      It would probably be like that

    • @exiusagron6660
      @exiusagron6660 3 роки тому +169

      Yeah but that would create a paradox because how could you shoot them if you didn't exist to shoot them? Time travel is way too tricky to wrap your head around.

    • @malachi4838
      @malachi4838 3 роки тому +18

      @ohgas I think you would still kill your ancestor but then if you used king crimson before you disappeared then you should stay alive. In the jojo universe your ancestor would have been fated to die by your hand and cause you to also die but if you use king crimson then he will still die but you can negate fate and live on.
      In conclusion just use king crimson as you kill your ancestor or immediately after and then you shouldn’t disappear

    • @finalcam1740
      @finalcam1740 3 роки тому +30

      What if you dissolve into thick air instead?

    • @uandresbrito5685
      @uandresbrito5685 3 роки тому +4

      @@finalcam1740 That's a good one

  • @lennertvandyck5185
    @lennertvandyck5185 4 роки тому +2518

    "Doctor! Doctor! I have a scratch on my finger."
    *Doctor takes rusty saw*
    *Doctor amputates your arm*
    *Also the other arm, just to be sure*

    • @nathanb9396
      @nathanb9396 4 роки тому +78

      Lennert Van Dyck you have that coming if you visit the doctor all alarmed like that over a scratched finger

    • @DamonNomad82
      @DamonNomad82 4 роки тому +52

      The doctor seems to have quite the...disarming...bedside manner!

    • @theoriginaldanster
      @theoriginaldanster 4 роки тому +16

      Can confirm this is how I lost my practice

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 4 роки тому +2

      @@DamonNomad82 Lol!!! Thanks No Mad! :D

    • @ducx23
      @ducx23 4 роки тому +10

      that other arm and a leg is to pay the doctor

  • @doppelminds1040
    @doppelminds1040 6 років тому +3901

    Don't be a fool, we're in 2018... just go with your laptop and hack their security systems and transfer all of their gold and horses to your account.

    • @chip-lol
      @chip-lol 6 років тому +120

      The Chronomancer
      * inhales
      Nvm

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 6 років тому +65

      Yeah, you right The Chronomancer, we could also take their horses and put them in the capot of our cars, we gonna pass from 50 horssepower to 150! They would look us awfully how we try to add the horses inside the car! LMAO

    • @lightninglj
      @lightninglj 6 років тому +85

      just say you represent a germanic prince that has been held captive and you need gold to secure his release and in return he'll triple the investment
      OR
      "Your Swedish uncle has died and left you 1,000,000,000 gold that is currently being held in a treasury and they should give some you 45 gold to cover the treasury fee to secure its release"

    • @watchling
      @watchling 6 років тому +47

      Remember to bring your bitcoin wallet so you can pay for the electricity when laptop needs recharging

    • @DANKUSH7
      @DANKUSH7 6 років тому +2

      I'm dying 😂

  • @GONZOMAF
    @GONZOMAF 5 років тому +3280

    Goes back in time: *kills random guy*
    *disappears because that guy was your ancestor*

    • @stevenwieland3810
      @stevenwieland3810 5 років тому +506

      but then you couldnt even go back to kill him in the first place. U call it ''Grandfather Paradox''

    • @ryjak955
      @ryjak955 5 років тому +183

      Steven Wieland Fuck. My head hurts now.

    • @loremipsumdolorsitamet9542
      @loremipsumdolorsitamet9542 5 років тому +116

      As Stephen hawking points out in his short story of time you won't be able to travel into the past because you can't overcome the speed of light. You will only be able to travel into the future.

    • @loremipsumdolorsitamet9542
      @loremipsumdolorsitamet9542 5 років тому +29

      @W Winterheart jep, the multivers theorem is the only possibility you could travel back in time without any paradoxes. But as stated before would a timetravel just be possible into the future and not into the past. (if corse based on our current knowledge of time and space.)

    • @MlokLik
      @MlokLik 5 років тому +8

      what if you could enter a black hole with some special suit and watch as the universe reversed in time, going backwards, rather than forward, due to its near infinite gravity, able to pull things FTL...... then, just get out of the blackhole somehow and experience the past?

  • @thesenate5913
    @thesenate5913 3 роки тому +2077

    Expectation: people kneeling to you because guns
    Reality: gets burnt at the stake for witchcraft and heresy

  • @muhammadlee-
    @muhammadlee- 5 років тому +1475

    Just pickpocket everything, if you get caught just load to your last save.

    • @thesauceguy1809
      @thesauceguy1809 5 років тому +95

      Stop! You have violated the law.

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 4 роки тому +51

      Pay the court a fine or serve your sentace.

    • @ted903
      @ted903 4 роки тому +44

      > Resist arrest
      THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 4 роки тому +30

      (You're making a mistake...)
      There's no mistake. You're a wanted man... and it's time to pay for your crimes.

    • @THX--nn5bu
      @THX--nn5bu 4 роки тому +5

      Thats fine but what ever you do dont kill the villagers chicken.

  • @paladinpv8460
    @paladinpv8460 5 років тому +1365

    *brings back a 20$ fantasy sword,
    Sells it for huge stacks of gold
    Me: *STONKS*

    • @whade62000
      @whade62000 4 роки тому +158

      Thing is give how advanced modern smelting is in comparison that may actually be a legitimate way
      That is, until you try to sell it for too much and it turns out you can't say where you got it and get accused and jailed for stealing from a noble

    • @pkbjorn35
      @pkbjorn35 4 роки тому +76

      They would kill you after you sold them a cheap chinese cast iron POS sword

    • @lgnd2k3
      @lgnd2k3 4 роки тому +1

      @@pkbjorn35 lol

    • @Opachki69420
      @Opachki69420 4 роки тому +18

      @@pkbjorn35 they would be dead because someone with a proper sword would just break it with a hard swing and kill them

    • @georgemuller3998
      @georgemuller3998 4 роки тому +7

      @@pkbjorn35 Chinese weapons were considered of higher value during a gap of time.

  • @DenterNu
    @DenterNu 4 роки тому +3506

    Me: uses flamethrower in medival ages.
    Every knight: "Imma kill this dragon"
    Edit: I am aware of greek fire but this is a joke.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 3 роки тому +743

    "Roleplayers hate him!"
    "Discover how this man destroyed the concept of time travel in one simple video"

    • @malachi4838
      @malachi4838 3 роки тому +14

      I mean I’m sure if you time traveled to the americas instead they would praise you like a god if you wore an elaborate outfit or something

    • @zesargeantwinter5939
      @zesargeantwinter5939 3 роки тому +44

      @@malachi4838 then you realize it’s sacrificial robes

    • @mariam-eq2fy
      @mariam-eq2fy 3 роки тому +4

      Or go to ancient egypt

    • @RespectAllGenerations
      @RespectAllGenerations 3 роки тому

      he didn't

    • @strongman5243
      @strongman5243 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @nroke1684
    @nroke1684 5 років тому +513

    1. Travel to the future
    2. Aquire iron man armor and a nuclear fusion reactor in exchange for a firsthand account of history
    3. Go to medieval times
    4. Get immediately burned at the stake as a witch
    5. Profit

    • @whoooshifg5830
      @whoooshifg5830 5 років тому +9

      Self distruct and nuke em

    • @Alexander99602
      @Alexander99602 5 років тому +18

      Unknown point. Observe how the future people look perplexed at you as someone from the past has a time travel machine

    • @StefanCreates
      @StefanCreates 5 років тому +9

      Why would they trade iron man armour and a reactor for a firsthand account of history if they clearly have time machines too since they're in the future?

    • @narrenitsuwaru8052
      @narrenitsuwaru8052 4 роки тому +3

      Stefan
      Well, what if they don’t? What if the time machines eventually became too difficult to manufacture, and so eventually the means by which to build one became lost. At that point, you could exchange that information for a massive sum.

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 4 роки тому +2

      @@narrenitsuwaru8052 But things like that just don't happen without _some_ cause; a technology that could once be made wouldn't just stop being manufacturable in the preservation of a robust scientific and technological society. For this to be the case one must imply that a massive deficit in our technological abilities ("became too difficult to manufacture") _must_ have occurred between the future date being travelled to and now, either in terms of material wealth and/or scientific learning. Both of which, given our current trajectories, would imply a massive and likely abrupt economic and societal downturn (nuclear war, pandemic, climate change, etc.) has taken place, and if that were so then yes, your knowledge of the present would be valuable, *but they would have nothing to offer you* (like a powersuit and micro-fusion) in return, making the point kind of moot as there would be no advantage to going to the future before going to the past anymore.

  • @82Hooper
    @82Hooper 5 років тому +3212

    I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a 7.62 round to the knee....

    • @skortana3760
      @skortana3760 5 років тому +51

      This comment is underrated

    • @quentinking1188
      @quentinking1188 5 років тому +24

      Right? Got a little shrapmetal myself

    • @michaelmiller2835
      @michaelmiller2835 5 років тому +14

      Time traveler our you trying to tell us the September 20th raid was a failure

    • @johnqpublic2718
      @johnqpublic2718 5 років тому

      @@quentinking1188 shrapmetal? do you mean shrapnel?

    • @johnqpublic2718
      @johnqpublic2718 5 років тому +1

      I took a round to the wrist a little over 2 years ago now. I have just recently been able to get back to doing basic exercising and playing my 6-string. I feel your pain. At least I didn't get hit in the knee... damn.

  • @GruntyGame
    @GruntyGame 4 роки тому +1736

    "I hail from New South Wales."
    "So you're a Welshman?"
    "No, it's a region in the British colony of Australia."
    "Austria?"

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 4 роки тому +127

      You mean The Kingdoms and Lands Represented in the Imperial Council and the Lands of the Crown of St. Stephen (that was the full name)

    • @GruntyGame
      @GruntyGame 4 роки тому +48

      @@foty8679 I'm glad we have more marketable names for places now.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 роки тому +5

      @@foty8679 the full name of wales,south wales or new south wales

    • @henriquetolentino1055
      @henriquetolentino1055 4 роки тому +3

      @@Bruh-hq1hx he said "imperial" so probably new south wales i guess

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 роки тому +2

      @@henriquetolentino1055 what about new north wales or zealand

  • @robertcorbell1006
    @robertcorbell1006 3 роки тому +142

    Sci-fi and fantasy author Poul Anderson actually wrote a short story called "The Man Who Came Early" about a US Army officer and MP who went back in time with a 1911 Colt.45 to Viking Era Iceland during the pagan period. He expected to save the day and get the girl but ended up instead being accused of being a sorcerer because of his "magic tool" and sparking a blood feud when he used the gun to cheat during holmgaang. He dies being hacked to pieces by a hoard of warriors after he runs out of ammo. They're shown to believe that his magic has failed him because the gods have answered their prayers. It also has a very clever workaround for the language barrier with him being trained in Icelandic as he was to be stationed there in the modern-day, allowing him to actually understand Old Norse due to how similar the languages are even now. This whole video reminds me of that story.

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 2 роки тому +6

      Reminds me of the story of usa vs caesar

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 2 роки тому +24

      ...Ends up being hacked to pieces when he ran out of ammo. Lmao THIS. Relying on a loaded gun for protection actually sucks as a time travel strategy because you'd be forced to use it on a person or object to prove its superiority but doing this would immediately make the locals hostile towards you.

    • @JosephLift
      @JosephLift Рік тому +5

      @@babyramses5066What’s also interesting is now you’re left with a useless weapon while everyone else has a weapon they’ve basically mastered.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean Рік тому +24

      Probably not even really magic in their eyes. I know we like to think of medieval people as being of unparalleled levels of superstitious but people aren't idiots just because they lack modern tech. Once they examined the gun and the bullets they'd probably realize it's just some really intricate type of weapon and machinery.
      The Aztecs didn't think Spanish cannons were some sort of insane magic, they knew they could just run around them entirely.
      People are still people and they know how to connect dots.

    • @pdxthomas
      @pdxthomas 8 місяців тому +2

      So cool to see this story referenced! Though it truly is a short story, it remains one of my favorite time travel yarns.
      Highly recommended!

  • @marcedrichacedera9689
    @marcedrichacedera9689 5 років тому +3765

    Me: Brings a gun
    *Shoots*
    _Sorry this only works in later versions please update_

    • @ncrtrooper8786
      @ncrtrooper8786 5 років тому +56

      MarcYTz underrated

    • @marcedrichacedera9689
      @marcedrichacedera9689 5 років тому +11

      @@td9250 I meant that in a good way bruvvv :/

    • @marcedrichacedera9689
      @marcedrichacedera9689 5 років тому +10

      Like "Shutt uuup" but in a good way cmon man im not that big of an a hole

    • @YogoBites
      @YogoBites 5 років тому +6

      Dammit hate it when that happens

    • @RegalCobra097
      @RegalCobra097 5 років тому +18

      Or it turns out to be a DLC you have to buy.

  • @chrisedwards3866
    @chrisedwards3866 6 років тому +524

    A gun is probably one of the worst things to take with you - the moment anyone realizes what it is, they will recognize you as an unusual threat, not a good friend. You're only taking one gun, so you obviously don't intend to share it.
    I'd bring a bag of cheap solar-powered calculators. Maybe even a few sliderules (with instruction booklets so I can figure them out), which they would be able to reproduce. Add some solar powered calipers, a few micrometers, and maybe even some thermometers.
    But most important of all, I'd bring a bunch of wristwatches, preferably both solar-powered and self-winding mechanical.
    With accurate timekeeping, you can measure longitude. And if you can measure longitude, you can sail with far more accuracy than any person ever before. The cheapest Timex of today would be worth (literally) a king's ransom in the medieval era.

    • @elizabethmcwhorter3445
      @elizabethmcwhorter3445 6 років тому +85

      wow, that's a really interesting perspective.

    • @biblicallyaccuratecockroach
      @biblicallyaccuratecockroach 6 років тому +96

      In regards to the watches thingy, your comment reminded me of a little curiosity I saw on a documentary years ago: the guy who made The Most Accurate Mechanical Clock Ever (TM), around early Rennaissance, precisely for the navigation issue, had to rebuild his clocks like four or five times because no one would believe that a clock could be so accurate, and it took his entire life for them to be convinced that yes, this clock can really be this accurate, can you pay me now for the clock YOU ordered fourty years ago that you specifically asked to be the most accurate ever, and start using his damn clocks XD

    • @darius_sanguna
      @darius_sanguna 6 років тому +9

      Solarpanels, battery bank, laptop and an external hard drive filled with the accumulated knowledge of humanity, maybe even a few tools and stuff, and from there you can work your way up.

    • @Dozornui
      @Dozornui 6 років тому +25

      Dude, if you can't make those things and some other things to improve your own life, you'll be wasting your time, 'cause all that scrap can be broken any time and you'll be not able to fix it or to make a new one. Also, for medieval time simple good old abacus is much better any computer stuff, because no one will be going to kill you for "talking with demons by ringing weird plate with buttons"

    • @ihl0700677525
      @ihl0700677525 6 років тому +15

      Chris Edwards I would bring metallurgy, paper making, printing press and basic knowledge about magnetism. Also couple books about those subjects.
      When I first arrived, I would keep my head down. Work for a local shop or farm for a month or two, then go find and ask a blacksmith to be his apprentice, and then toiling for a few years. After that I would open my own printing workshop and start making books for the rich and also open a school to teach local people (i.e. commoners) how to read and write.
      Hopefully, a local noble or some rich merchants will notice my effort and become my patron. From that I would probably start a guild and spreading my knowledge in earnest (but not too radical as to attract church's attention).
      If local people are proved to be smart enough to learn my 'modern' metallurgy (i.e. 19th century metallurgy), I would introduce to them a modern gear mechanism, escapement design, electro magnetism, and steam engine.
      Otherwise I would just pursue merchant's life. Start selling bonds to people (and possibly founded the first stock exchange), fund an expedition to the Americas and Asia, selling my fine metalwares for spices, tea, and silk.

  • @GardenFootCreature
    @GardenFootCreature 6 років тому +1898

    *Pulls gun* "Give me all of your gold"
    *Mercenaries pull pommels* "Whomst'dve thou be knave"
    *drops gun*

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 6 років тому +450

      *Pulls out Blunderbuss shotgun capable of launching pommels*
      "Whomst'dve indeed."

    • @mspencer243
      @mspencer243 6 років тому +16

      Idiots

    • @dynomite463
      @dynomite463 6 років тому +113

      Just take out the butt stock
      Welcome to the future.

    • @bobbobbington6245
      @bobbobbington6245 6 років тому +52

      The future is now, old man

    • @mspencer243
      @mspencer243 6 років тому +43

      Who needs pommels if you have buttstocks? Its 2017 kids.

  • @jkee9760
    @jkee9760 3 роки тому +510

    "And so that's called electricty"
    "So how do you make this electricity work?"
    "..."

    • @joshuaespinoza8325
      @joshuaespinoza8325 3 роки тому +55

      COPPER COILS SPINNING

    • @samaurel6619
      @samaurel6619 3 роки тому +45

      A form of energy. In nature you see it as lightning.
      Moving magnets near metal coils.

    • @reaganharder1480
      @reaganharder1480 3 роки тому +56

      And then you've got a host of equations to teach them to actually make the electricity useful, and actually you probably have to teach them pretty well all modern math beyond like a 3rd grade level, and industrialization of manufacturing would likely be necessary to make enough wire to actually do much of anything with the electricity, and good grief this has become a very large project indeed...

    • @saintlucus2359
      @saintlucus2359 3 роки тому +11

      Hohoho, you see, I have watched Doctor Stone

    • @Friemelkubus
      @Friemelkubus 3 роки тому +27

      Jokes on you, I can make batteries myself. All I'd need is a bit of aluminium foil and f- I want back.

  • @AgressivePigeon
    @AgressivePigeon 5 років тому +4885

    * goes back to ancient Greece *
    Whats up?
    Socrates: What IS up?

    • @tlotpwist3417
      @tlotpwist3417 5 років тому +704

      I'll do you a better one:
      WHY is up?

    • @thatguyjayce4467
      @thatguyjayce4467 5 років тому +269

      @@tlotpwist3417 why is up, "UP"?

    • @oceanusprocellarum6853
      @oceanusprocellarum6853 5 років тому +347

      *VSauce music starts playing

    • @levk6688
      @levk6688 5 років тому +164

      @@tlotpwist3417 I'll do you one better WHO is up?

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 5 років тому +101

      When is up?

  • @thishandleisntavailable42069
    @thishandleisntavailable42069 6 років тому +1722

    "I have a modern gun, I am invincible!"
    Rifles don't have pommels.

    • @DeepRuffian
      @DeepRuffian 6 років тому +79

      Bloody Heretic guns are useless you can't end them rightly

    • @lightningandcloud
      @lightningandcloud 6 років тому +44

      but all my glock mags have pommel base plates helps with tactical and speed reloads. pommel has weight so mag drops easily, is a pommel shape easy to grip from glock or mag holsters, added weight steadier aim less felt recoil, pistol whipping is much improved all kinds of benefits or at least they outweigh some negatives. :)

    • @DeepRuffian
      @DeepRuffian 6 років тому +15

      lightningandcloud i don't count that as a pommel. The pommel has to be a part of the weapon. Its better to throw the slide as an improvised pommel.

    • @theeviciousbear8263
      @theeviciousbear8263 6 років тому +6

      No but I guess explosive rounds will do the trick

    • @aldor9357
      @aldor9357 6 років тому +17

      You still can pommel with the butt of a stock

  • @hardishwan3668
    @hardishwan3668 4 роки тому +2075

    Bro I would just bring a bucket of purple colour 🤔🤔🤔

    • @AWP_Luka_H
      @AWP_Luka_H 4 роки тому +71

      Yes

    • @Baalslegion07
      @Baalslegion07 4 роки тому +238

      An incredibly well thought out plan! You would be filthy rich in no time!

    • @ivonahumpalot538
      @ivonahumpalot538 4 роки тому +30

      I don't get it?

    • @julk1732
      @julk1732 4 роки тому +302

      @@ivonahumpalot538 purple is the colour of the wealthy, bc it is expensive as hell, so it would sell for much!

    • @flupsdarups3897
      @flupsdarups3897 4 роки тому +65

      50000 iq and just say its purpur

  • @gattzflappa6306
    @gattzflappa6306 3 роки тому +285

    You shoot the evil King and every one starts shouting "king slayer" and you head ends up on a spike.
    Because being a king slayer was super frowned upon throughout much of history.

    • @chrisw3164
      @chrisw3164 3 роки тому +27

      Welp, time to get the MP5 out

    • @patrickmartin2202
      @patrickmartin2202 3 роки тому +27

      Unless you're Roman.

    • @patrickmartin2202
      @patrickmartin2202 3 роки тому +11

      Well ya they'd frown but only frown the Roman's just took the country.

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 роки тому +2

      ChrisW good plan until the king’s fleet of archers pick you off when you go to reload.

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 3 роки тому +3

      He killed one king and everyone started calling him Stoneface the kingslayer, it's not like it was a hobby!

  • @viany9557
    @viany9557 5 років тому +810

    “It’s England, just walk up and talk to people.”
    The Irish: Observe.

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 5 років тому +9

      there are no comments to the 138 likes this has. can someone please explain?

    • @Marc-jq7nc
      @Marc-jq7nc 5 років тому +21

      David Linn No, I don’t think I will

    • @lagseeing8341
      @lagseeing8341 5 років тому +4

      @@DavidLinn we are all irish

    • @yspy_1801
      @yspy_1801 5 років тому +1

      Im Irish... Northen

    • @MaxTheLegoBrick
      @MaxTheLegoBrick 5 років тому +6

      Some Irish scents are so different from common British English that they sound like a different language.

  • @agentgumby4418
    @agentgumby4418 5 років тому +730

    *sees king's horsemen charging*
    *downs a 5 hour energy and Flintstones vitamin*
    It's Nerf...or nothin.

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 3 роки тому +1380

    But I already memorized my "This is my Boomstick!" speech.

  • @Baconbits16
    @Baconbits16 3 роки тому +87

    A lot of these challenges sound like a great idea for a video game or DnD campaign.
    Showing up as a powerful mysterious nobody; making difficult decisions and connections to survive. Careful planning because all you have and do could just as easily kill you as elevate you. Scouring the world for resources and companions to repair, replace, or alter your equipment. Gradually becoming someone prominent and trying to figure out how to get back home or make a new one.

  • @cassiapalladium2921
    @cassiapalladium2921 6 років тому +1290

    Why do you need a first aid kit when you can buy health potions?

    • @Phantom-el6oe
      @Phantom-el6oe 6 років тому +110

      Becose you dont have HP bar to fill. Maybe ask admins for some mods to fix that, time travel update wasnt planed back in those times

    • @ubermenschmexa
      @ubermenschmexa 6 років тому +75

      Because the fucking Potion Seller won't sell anything, even if you're going into battle.

    • @glanni
      @glanni 6 років тому +49

      The real issue is that the vendors then had a reputation blockade which didn't enable trade until you were at least on "unsuspicious".
      That took a shit ton of grinding though, and the grinding quests were really shit, compared to nowadays.
      The other problem was that for new players on the server, without a guild the npc's were all on "unfriendly"; if you were 'lucky'.
      And even if you would manage to survive until you reached "unsuspicious" you still would pay ridiculously high prices.

    • @smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69
      @smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69 6 років тому +24

      Marcel Monroe why would you buy health potions if you can just heal yourself with a spell ?
      Get some mana potions

    • @thestrangecaseofharryhinde9473
      @thestrangecaseofharryhinde9473 6 років тому +10

      Same problem as health potion vendors.

  • @lordaniolist
    @lordaniolist 5 років тому +1225

    "Doctor I have a paper cut, can you mend me?"
    *Hacks off arm*

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 5 років тому +119

      @Lics Norgi or you'd get tortured for witchery

    • @gamergrill4933
      @gamergrill4933 5 років тому +30

      My head hurts
      Solution: hit it with the hamer
      Im not joking that's true midle ages method

    • @lordaniolist
      @lordaniolist 5 років тому +4

      @@gamergrill4933 It'll definitely stop the headache.... eeeeeeh!!!

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 5 років тому

      @@gamergrill4933 pls tell me you're being sarcastic.

    • @gamergrill4933
      @gamergrill4933 5 років тому +1

      @@tahabashir3779 nope it's not a joke, for example if you was left hand writing guy, they would burn you alive for beeing 'satanist'

  • @BillyViBritannia
    @BillyViBritannia 5 років тому +1700

    just grow a beard, hit the gym and cosplay Zeus in ancient Greece with a camera flash mounted on your gun. You wouldn;t need to throw more than a dozen "lightning bolts" hopefully to convince people.

    • @sociopathic_mc66
      @sociopathic_mc66 5 років тому +135

      Highly underrated comment

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 5 років тому +18

      hopefully

    • @ikjjaajjajaja5882
      @ikjjaajjajaja5882 5 років тому +115

      *Gun flashes*
      Peasants:FAST LIGHTNING!

    • @JinoJiwan_Jari_Pensil
      @JinoJiwan_Jari_Pensil 5 років тому +31

      You need to be white too

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 5 років тому +121

      @@JinoJiwan_Jari_Pensil IDK, it would help, but Zeus was a shapeshifter so you could just claimed that you had decided to spice things up.

  • @bradenpotts
    @bradenpotts 3 роки тому +105

    My French professor was very adamant that we could go back farther in history knowing French than knowing English as it has seen less change than what English has over time.

    • @GOTOHELL57331
      @GOTOHELL57331 3 роки тому +15

      Not so. Old French was pronounced very differently to modern Parisian French. It sounded a lot closer to how it's spelled, just like with Middle English.

    • @denispopescu913
      @denispopescu913 3 роки тому +11

      Scrisoarea lui Neacșu (Neacșu's letter) - 1521 is "the oldest preserved document, written in Romanian . It was discovered in 1894 by Friedrich Stenner in the National Archives of Brașov County, where it is still preserved today. The original paper document, with seals applied on the back, refers to the Ottoman military movements on the Danube and the passage of Mohammed-Beg through Wallachia." The language is still understandable to a Romanian speaker of today.

    • @bradenpotts
      @bradenpotts 3 роки тому +1

      @@denispopescu913 wow awesome

    • @wtalkie
      @wtalkie 2 роки тому +3

      @@denispopescu913 Interesting. It always fascinates me the idea that we can understand ancient documents. As an Arabic speaker, I can read inscriptions and documents from 1500 years ago with complete comprehension mostly because of the Quran and Hadith that most of us memorize. It preserved the old Arabic language that we now call Fusha (the most eloquent).

    • @denispopescu913
      @denispopescu913 2 роки тому +2

      @@wtalkie Fascinating, isn't it? It brings a sense of continuity and belonging hardly to be achieved by other languages. Especially languages which have suffered from major changes until they reached their present day form

  • @pigletsquid7718
    @pigletsquid7718 5 років тому +672

    Step 1: Travel to the future
    Step 2: Obtain a lightsaber
    Step 3: Travel to the Middle Ages
    Step 4: No further instructions required

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 5 років тому +153

      The time police are now following you.

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 5 років тому +41

      *bold of you to assume that i would be smart enough to have a plan like that*

    • @lancehandy6648
      @lancehandy6648 5 років тому +8

      Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4

    • @evangelineirene6994
      @evangelineirene6994 5 років тому +11

      Plot twist, In the future they use light pomel.

    • @peterkradolfer1
      @peterkradolfer1 5 років тому +26

      Star Wars was a long time ago in a Galaxy far away... So still go back in time

  • @wesleyng3045
    @wesleyng3045 5 років тому +1979

    "People traveled in groups"
    Me : laughs in 3000 rounds per minute

    • @gordordf1091
      @gordordf1091 5 років тому +94

      hahahahah laughed so hard when i read your comment. Pretty clear they couldn't win an argument against that many bullets :D

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 5 років тому +91

      There's nothing like good ol' fashion brrrrrrrrrt - until you run out of ammunition and then fuel.

    • @porkyminch1640
      @porkyminch1640 5 років тому +145

      It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 5 років тому +52

      It costs $0 to eat this sandvich for 4 seconds
      *gets backstabbed by a spy*

    • @yspy_1801
      @yspy_1801 5 років тому +48

      Ur Gun runs out of amo, suddenly 5 arrows are coming in Hot
      You : Cries

  • @MestisTheManiac
    @MestisTheManiac 6 років тому +839

    >Arrive in the Finnish peninsula somewhere around mid-10th century
    >Language is still mostly mutually intelligible with modern Finnish dialects
    >Befriend a village blacksmith, telling him you're a smith journeyman looking for a master to work under
    >"invent" crucible steel with said blacksmith
    >Gift steel items to the local freesire (baron)
    >Get funded by the nobility to produce steel
    >Leave your blacksmith master in charge of operations and hiring apprentices as labor force, you're a mere journeyman after all
    >Use your funds to found a paper mill, claiming your skills as an engineer for "inventing" crucible steel
    >Create a written language for Finnish hundreds of years before its time and introduce it to the court
    >Start a grand pilgrimage to meet sages and ask them to embark their wisdom onto you as you write it down, hundreds of years before Elias Lönnrot
    >Basically write a version of Kalevala with no Christian influence
    >Witness your liege freesire rise in wealth and eventually become a count or even a petty king (equal in power to a duke), due to immense wealth and steel weaponry
    >As you return from your paganic pilgrimage, tell your liege of a prophecy where he must unite the Finnic tribes and make the Empire of Kalevala
    >Tell him you were divinely inspired by the thunder god Ukko to create pipes that spit fire and iron
    >"invent" rudimentary hand cannons out of your crucible steel
    >Create early artillery out of the same crucible steel
    >Witness as Finland unifies a millennium early and actually becomes a world power
    >Gradually popularize the written word in the courts of the newly formed empire, which would probably look like Greater Finland plus Estonia and Ingria
    >Reform the formerly scattered paganic faith into an organized religion with holy scripture
    >Laugh as Sweden and Novgorod never get to conquer Finnish/Karelian lands
    >Laugh as Christians can't convert the organized and formalized faith
    >Laugh as Finnish/Karelian paganism survives into the modern age
    >Laugh as you'll be remembered as a great inventor and a national icon
    >Die of an infection after you stub your toe
    I've been playing too much Crusader Kings 2

    • @gasman5555
      @gasman5555 6 років тому +88

      *B O N U S R O U N D*
      -after creating paper and general literacy found scientific theory
      -using greater crucible power create the lens. both found new ideas in germ theory and astronomy.
      -invent everything up to calculus
      -create theory of gravity and be shunned
      -return from being shunned by introducing electricity
      -prove further that gravity works by showing mathematically the link between gravity, magnets, electricity, light
      -invent modern day flux and concrete
      -invent modern day perspective drawing. (SUPER EASY if you have taken any art classes)
      -cure scurvy, create vaccines, teach the dangers of mercury and lead, teach about antibiotics, create pagan Harvard
      -hire assistance to run experiments for you, after teaching about germ theory in pagan harvard and becoming the font of all knowledge teach genetics
      -Permanently blind yourself and tie a blindfold around your head to become the blind oracle.
      -end your days publishing half truths and prophecies written by your assistants and die comfortably in your 60s
      *E D I T*
      -found idea of evolution (which you changed to support pagan beliefs)
      -Teach that the Finnish are a superior race and invent Eugenics

    • @sotijas
      @sotijas 6 років тому +8

      kirkkojen katolla alkumuna ristin siasta

    • @orokushi5953
      @orokushi5953 6 років тому +32

      -flood foreign market with cheep books written in finish

    • @Red-sm5so
      @Red-sm5so 6 років тому

      Mestis what about fucking? I know I know.. people back then were full of diseases but not all of them.

    • @PaperiLiidokki
      @PaperiLiidokki 6 років тому +4

      Dude i would watch this lets play.

  • @Diegossdelarosa
    @Diegossdelarosa 3 роки тому +156

    3021: "Being a time travel in the digital ages - probably sucks!"

    • @Ditidos
      @Ditidos 3 роки тому +32

      I mean, possibly. After all, if you are accustomed to low gravity enviroments and telephatic comunication (thanks to brain chips), it's going to feel very clunky going to the early 2000s, that said maybe having augmentations could solve that and make your life in the information age not as bad.

  • @ColdNorth0628
    @ColdNorth0628 6 років тому +259

    I will just wear purple and strut on in.

    • @themightiestofbooshes9443
      @themightiestofbooshes9443 6 років тому +66

      this man gets it

    • @noldyn8930
      @noldyn8930 6 років тому +31

      carlos conde You'll probably get fucked up for your clothes

    • @themightiestofbooshes9443
      @themightiestofbooshes9443 6 років тому +67

      The thing about purple dye back then was, it was so expensive to dye clothes purple that it was impractical. Only if you had about all the money in the world could you possibly afford purple dye.
      That's why red was more common. You still had to be incredibly wealthy, but it wasn't too expensive that it was impractical as a dye.
      Wearing purple is a sign of your immense wealth and status.

    • @swallowxx
      @swallowxx 6 років тому +15

      That's why byzantine emperors used to wear purple clothes and stuff. It was extremely expensive.

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 6 років тому +18

      no. wealth dictates power. if you brought a whole lot of that purple dye you got yourself an army.

  • @hmmmooops
    @hmmmooops 6 років тому +437

    Once you are out of ammo, remove the stock AND END THEM RIGHTLY

    • @keeganmc0073
      @keeganmc0073 6 років тому +16

      Alex Dagos end them rightly in the modern way

    • @umarmars47
      @umarmars47 6 років тому +6

      Alex Dagos Underrated comment!!!!

    • @thomaskwei9119
      @thomaskwei9119 6 років тому +4

      So, I’ll take the grip off my AR and throw it at them?

    • @tobicalitz9988
      @tobicalitz9988 6 років тому

      Certified Map Staring Expert (Chaos Titan approaches) Commisair "A fix bayonettes!!!"

    • @Rickuo
      @Rickuo 6 років тому +1

      Bad Idea. You'll very likely kill one of your ancestors.

  • @arandomperson5434
    @arandomperson5434 4 роки тому +1047

    Knight: my armour is the most quality and impenetrable by most arrows.
    50.BMG: *WHAT ARMOUR?*

  • @thetayterminator1436
    @thetayterminator1436 3 роки тому +209

    The language barrier is what always kills this fantasy, so unless you take guns and a small armed militia, you really couldnt take anything into that timeline that would make you wealthy because you would be a stranger to them in their lands, unable to really communicate. Any lords in the area that were alerted to your presence would most likely think you were a theif, trying to sell your previous score of stolen goods and they would most likely cut your off hands, just to be safe, even if you were trying to tell them you you were a priest the whole time lol, without a way to communicate, you wouldnt get very far in those times.
    But if you do want to make money and stay safe, Than you go with lots of guns, ammo and a well armed militia to protect you and eachother with and you find the richest lord or king to be a Mercenary for. At least until you can speak the language
    Just be careful, cause they'll kill you when you sleep to get those guns, but then if they reneg on any deal like that, then you just kill the lord, or hell kill the king, and sit on his throne, if you and your militia storm the castle they could never get you out. You could stay until you ran out of bullets, and then your .
    …..Royally Fucked! Lol Pun intended!

    • @generaldurchbruchmuller7284
      @generaldurchbruchmuller7284 3 роки тому +11

      So, the langugae barriere, i am from Bavaria, the Bavarian Dialect didnt changed much in the last few hundrets years, i think it would be totaly possible to somehow talk and try to look like a merchant from far lands

    • @Chosen_Ash
      @Chosen_Ash 3 роки тому +1

      I would go in the with and mg42 and just shoot people that were dicks

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 3 роки тому +6

      The reality is that bringing something back to the past is only as worthwhile as how much you can do with it. With a gun and crew you can kill people and force yourself into places sure, but if you don't have any sort of long term plan you'll eventually devolve to just being like other people in an era without toilet paper, at which point you lose. Knowledge on more industrious topics (chemistry, medicine, engineering) and how to apply them in the place you're going o would earn you a lot more than roleplaying as a lightning bolt for the local lord to throw at his enemies.

    • @thetayterminator1436
      @thetayterminator1436 3 роки тому +6

      @@DuckieMcduck exactly, thats where you could really have fun being a man from the future. If you could go back and build the first machining platform that can cut metals to exact dimensions, then from there you can build the first factory that builds machining equipment and you could start the industrial revolution on a dime within 10 to 15 years the world would look nothing like it did when you got there. Of course the other things you take with you are a few biology and chemistry books, and instructions on how to make antibiotics and other medications, and how to break down raw Oil into all the difference Petroleum Products; kerosene, lubricant, Motor Oil, Gasoline, Diesel etc.
      The reason you need to build a machining factory as soon as you get here is because without it, you cant really build machines that could run on those fossil fuels because a blacksmith cant build exact precision and duplicate it over and over, to try to make something like a piston.
      Me personally, I think it would be cool to go back to a time when resources were abundant and people were used to something like building a house taking a long-time. Well what if you introduced them to some modern tools. You might be able to eradicate homelessness for once in the history of this damn planet.

    • @paulallen8109
      @paulallen8109 3 роки тому +4

      ​@@DuckieMcduck "Knowledge on more industrious topics (chemistry, medicine, engineering) and how to apply them in the place" And therein lies the problem. You lack the foundations in the society to apply that knowledge. Most of what you need as a foundation to build upon won't be around until the 1850's.
      Suppose you know how an internal combustion engine works in detail and manage to explain this to a Medieval scholar. You still can't manufacture even the engine block much less smaller, more complex parts such as a carburetor, fuel pumps and spark plugs. Casting processes are awfully crude and milling machines are still centuries into the future. How will you even manage to create a crude steam machine without the ability to make the parts?
      Do you want to show them how to make a steel bridge or steel building? Good luck, without a huge blast furnace you can't even produce steel in sufficient quantities. Do you even know how the chemical process of a modern blast furnace works? How will you be able to build a strong enough furnace which can take the very high smelting temperatures?
      Want to "invent" concrete for them? Good luck. You need aggregate cement first. Do you know what it consists of? They have crude concrete in the Middle Ages but none of that will be very useful for you. Also, concrete structures crumble fast without steel bars - which you don't possess in the quantities needed unless you invented the Bessemere process some 500 years ahead of time (and also solved the blast furnace problem).
      As for chemistry. Sigh. Aside from alcohol what could you possibly make? You need a whole chemistry industry just to make anti-septics.
      Medicine? The only thing you can possibly teach them is that wounds should be kept clean and that there is something called germs which we can't see but still exist and spread from people to people.
      Let me give you an example of how the manufacturing of certain products and goods are impossible once you reach a certain time period. Imagine if a computer designed from 2021 brought a modern laptop to the 1950's. Explaining how an integrated circuit and microprocessor works to 1950's computer scientists is the easy part. Unfortunately they lack the tools and technology to manufacture 21st century integrated circuits.
      There was somebody who suggested what a F-16 fighter traveling back to 1917 in WWI could do. Somebody more knowledgeable in technology stated that they simply can't reverse-engineer a F-16 in 1917 eve with technicians explaining to 1917 aviation designers how it works. Here's the funny part. They couldn't even replicate the RUBBER used in the wheels of the landing gear in 1917 much less manufacture composite materials for which advanced machines are required.
      There's a sci-fi novel called "The Man Who Came too Early" (1956) a 20th century American engineer somehow time-travels back to Iceland during the Viking Age. He was stationed at the American base on Iceland and speaks Icelandic which has changed little from the Viking age. While trying to implement his modern day engineering knowledge and theories for modern bridges and such he quickly realizes there's no practical way for him to build any of that with the crude tools and smithy they have. One viking observer retells one of the many failures of this American to his friends and says:"This man says that he lacks the tools to create the tools he needs."
      Like I said. Unless you just plan on demonstrating the most crude manufacturing methods which are possible with the "technology" they have in the Medieval era, your vast knowledge of modern medicine, engineering etc is useless.

  • @mrmacedon
    @mrmacedon 4 роки тому +3875

    Bruh i would buy their whole Castle and troops with 20kg bag of salt

    • @Krawurxus
      @Krawurxus 4 роки тому +707

      People tend to overestimate the price of salt in the Middle Ages.
      Consider that salt wasn't just used in cooking but also in preserving food, and for that you need a lot of it. To get it you can just mine it or boil sea water. Every household but the very poorest would've always had salt on hand.
      Try bringing stuff that's either extremely difficult or impossible to make or something that requires long and dangerous transportation routes. Clean cooking oil, cinnamon, pepper, clear glass or even just ordinary household sugar would be great trade goods. Anything made from aluminum would be priceless. You can bring a bag of your old plastic bottles or jugs and cooks as well as housewives and anyone who travels would kill each other over them since they had no storage vessels that could form an airtight seal and were sturdy and light at the same time.
      Wheat flour was relatively rare and highly sought after as well - most households lived on rye or barley breads and gruel and even those who could afford it would reserve white bread for special occasions, and you could sell it way under the local asking price because of how cheap it is for us.
      I mean shit, bring a box of good quality paper notebooks, some bottles of ink and a fountain pen to sell to a monastery and you might actually be able to afford that castle.
      I spend way too much of my time at work thinking about these things ;)

    • @MrKrusten
      @MrKrusten 4 роки тому +233

      ​@@Krawurxus I heard pepper was so valueable in certain times, you could pay your debts with it.
      I would also like the idea that you could teleport back and forth in time to bring stuff and experiment with certain goods. You could bring quality steel with you. Heck you could buy burgers from burgerking. I bet the would sell for alot in the middle ages considering how "otherwordly" it would taste and look like. It might become a food for kings and nobles. And unlike skallagrim i wouldnt advise bringing a sniper or hunting rifle with you. I would take a semi or fully auto rifle with 100 round mags. It makes the difference between fighting off a few people and being able to decimate 20 charging cavalry. And if you arrive with serious armor like those "juggernauts", a 100 round mag you could spread so much fear and terror among people no bandit would dare coming near you when the word spreads there is some kind of demon who can kill 20 horsemen with ease and eat arrows like they are flies. I think it some point you would have to take over a small village or a "fort". Where you can rest and be safe when you are not wearing your combat armor. And with the money you made you could pay to have guards or even befriend someone.
      I agree its really exciting to think about this scenario

    • @Krawurxus
      @Krawurxus 4 роки тому +94

      @@MrKrusten Sure, traveling back and forth at a whim would be great and make the whole thing much safer and more convenient.
      The price for pepper was heavily dependent on availability, especially before sea routes to China and the Middle East were discovered because getting it meant months of overland travel through unfamiliar terrain with a caravan full of valuable goods. Same for cinnamon, saffron etc. but generally it'd fetch a good price, certainly at the quality you could deliver.
      We have no way of knowing how well received a modern burger would be in the Middle Ages. Chances are pretty well if you leave out the mustard and ketchup which people wouldn't be used to, and people would certainly appreciate the quality and the fact that it contains meat at all. Medieval people would be on a vegetarian diet most of the time, partly because you were only allowed to eat meat on some days due to religious reasons (lent and such) and because most people would only slaughter an animal if it stopped producing milk or laying eggs, which were a much more valuable and reliable food source. Hunting required a permit which people without either money or influence weren't granted. So having meat just because you feel like it was a display of wealth, showing you didn't really need that chicken or that cow or were allowed to go hunting. Meat is also highly perishable so unless you were gonna cook and eat the whole animal at once you had to either prepare preservation measures or get some others on board to quickly sell off the surplus. Also, some may have preferred to sell an animal for slaughter and just pocket the money, covering part of the cost for a new one.
      People also like to think they'd have to fight off armored knights constantly, but in day-to-day life you'd never even see anyone wearing armor. That's like expecting a modern soldier wearing full combat gear every day. Of course they only do that on deployment and even then only when they know they're gonna see action.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 4 роки тому +54

      @@Krawurxus why travel back and forth. Pepper comes from plants, and given the right kind of knowledge, you can grow them in virtually any climate. A modern day horticulturist would make a killing in the Middle Ages, as they would know what plants to sell where, and what to tell the locals about those plants. Not to mention the poisons and drugs that can be made from plants.

    • @Krawurxus
      @Krawurxus 4 роки тому +81

      @@ccvcharger It'd be easier to just get whatever supplies you need from the present. And maybe you'd just want to take a shower.
      Stranding yourself in the 12th century isn't nearly as fun as you might think, no matter how well prepared you are. Supplies run out and unexpected situations arise. So a week or two might make for an interesting vacation, anything beyond that quickly becomes an ordeal.
      To hammer that point home: Compared to people in the Middle Ages we don't live like kings - we live like gods. No matter their resources, no king could have had the kind of lifestyle we enjoy:
      We make light appear with a wave of our hand or the press of a button or a spoken word, have multile places in our house where clean, potable hot and cold water flows at our whim. Our surroundings are kepte at a stable, comfortable temperature even in the coldest winter. We can directly talk to anyone on earth whenever we want and be anywhere on earth in a matter of hours. We can access the wealth of all of humanitys knowledge in seconds. Almost any goods we want are delivered to us in a few days at most and we need not fear a bad harvest and starvation because we just go and buy what we want without a second thought. Our food is kept fresh for days, even weeks and of the highest quality. Our surroundings are absurdly clean to Medieval people, and we have medicines that easily and reliably cure most diseases that would condemn any of them to a lifetime of suffering and an early death.
      Going back to a completely medieval life with no option to return to the present would suck a lot.
      BTW: Pepper needs a pretty hot climate to grow and can't tolerate frost at all so most of Europe is out for cultivating it 😉

  • @georgesears934
    @georgesears934 6 років тому +392

    I'd argue that wearing funny clothes and speaking modern English is actually your best bet for blending in. If you show up dressed in a rough approximation of what the locals were dressed in with a broken accent and no connections they'd probably think you were some kind of spy or an insane person. Meanwhile if you show up in a hoodie and loose fitting sweat pants while speaking in a completely unintelligible language and haggling with alien coinage (no paper money since that wouldn't catch on until the late renaissance) they'd probably just assume you're some foreigner from the east, maybe a trader or a merchant if you're carrying around a lot of exotic modern produce and strange money. Going out of your way to not blend in may be a better alternative than trying to act like one of them since you'd probably end up falling into the uncanny valley while attempting to fit in, whereas just not bothering could make them drop their guard. So long as you don't do anything that would make you look like a witch or a sorcerer (bringing electronics, for instance).

    • @Kurainuz
      @Kurainuz 6 років тому +102

      also modern colors were very expensive at the times so even more to the trader facade

    • @The_Legend27
      @The_Legend27 6 років тому +160

      Erik Gonzalez And getting an audience with a noble would be easy, just bring a shitload of purple bathrobes with you.

    • @Didacmmv
      @Didacmmv 6 років тому +36

      Trustory, as long as you fix the security issue, I very much doubt any trader would walk with his goods and no mercenaries.

    • @georgesears934
      @georgesears934 6 років тому +69

      +Dídac Mateu Martínez de valdivieso
      Well naturally that's when you whip out your assault rifle while blasting Metallica on your portable speaker! Or alternatively just invite a few friends on your time travel expedition to act as your guards, have them bring modern but slightly exotic reproduction weapons (Chinese Daos, Persian Shamshirs, etc) so that none of the locals could tell that they weren't authentic. Some of them (mostly craftsmen and smiths) may be able to tell that a reproduction English longsword is "off", but I doubt anyone who's never seen an eastern sword in person and has only heard about them through rumors and secondhand accounts would be able to tell that your buddy's talwar wasn't the real deal.

    • @Didacmmv
      @Didacmmv 6 років тому +21

      I still think a singing box would be pretty satan like to them, even the hellish noise making metalic sculpture like things that kill people instantly without trace other than a hole, I vote for the reproduction swords, complete "immersion" and social engineering

  • @gilishaky8434
    @gilishaky8434 4 роки тому +424

    I wish this was the plot of game. Like just imagine how fun this would be, seeing how long you can survive and just fucking around.

    • @dkb115
      @dkb115 4 роки тому +14

      If i ever make a game, Im gonna do this

    • @LolLol-lb6iu
      @LolLol-lb6iu 4 роки тому +44

      @@dkb115 just imagine, like you start in our times, and you can bring some things with you, and then people will react to you depending on what you brought, as a variant you could have different times (Roman Republic's fall, 100 years war, Ottoman Empire's rise, Mongolian invasion, Spanish colonization, the Great Northern War, 7 Years War, American War of Independence, Austro-Prussian war, Franko-Prussian War, pre WW1 and its first part, same for WW2). Just imagine speaking to Caesar, Genghis Khan, George Washington, Bismarck, or even kill baby Hitler.
      So, pretty much Assassin's Creed))

    • @Noelciaaa
      @Noelciaaa 4 роки тому +12

      @@LolLol-lb6iu i think different times would be either new installments in the series or at least dlcs. it would be too much content for one game. it would be complex enough with programming all the thousands chain reactions and combinations of results bringing in and dealing with different stuff could cause. but yeah it would be mad fun. probably become my fave game of all time. and i like the most realistic approach which would actually make speaking to these historical figures almost impossible, and not /really/ the main drive for playing, it would be mostly fueled by the joy of experimenting and just trying to first survive at all, then live a decent life, only then try to go further and do grand things

    • @dej00r
      @dej00r 4 роки тому +2

      This idea is amazing!

    • @redacted6592
      @redacted6592 3 роки тому

      @@dkb115 same.

  • @doctorockzo
    @doctorockzo Рік тому +25

    The book Timeline by Michael Crichton presents this issue beautifully. The researchers in the book spent their whole lives researching medieval culture, and prepped for months prior to their expedition, and were still HORRIBLY unprepared for almost all of the reasons mentioned in this video.

  • @akd16180
    @akd16180 6 років тому +164

    i think the old west would be a bit easier and just better than the middle ages
    1: You don't have to learn a new language
    2: You can bring more reliable firearms than what they had at the time and still find ammo. For example some modern Smith & Wesson revolvers take .45 colt rounds, of which they had in the old west.
    3: better living conditions (arguably)
    4: Getting money would be easier
    5 You easily could dress less conspicuous
    6: Bulletproof vests would work
    It may not be quite as exciting but it would be more practical

    • @Cin9999
      @Cin9999 6 років тому +27

      Aidan Donahue
      well but your fighting advantage would also be very small unless you are some 400lbs steroided out MMA fighter in a juggernaut-suit with a flame thrower

    • @GoldBold563
      @GoldBold563 6 років тому +9

      John Constantin You know not everyone was the hulk back then right? While the average person would have been stronger back then it was due to the fact that people had jobs that consisted of some pretty intense physical labor. Some time in the gym and a nutricius diet and you could easily be stronger than them.

    • @Cin9999
      @Cin9999 6 років тому +4

      DRwarnclif
      I said the 400lbs mma thing because only than you would be at this huge advantage only a modern person on steroids with modern martial arts could have
      People back than probably would be pretty pathetic because of mal nutrition all short, small, weak bones etc.
      average hight was like 5'6
      but if you are not a big trained guy 2 of them ll still fuck you up

    • @GoldBold563
      @GoldBold563 6 років тому +9

      John Constantin short and weak doesn't matter when they have a colt peacemaker pressed to the back of your head. I get your saying though!

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 6 років тому +9

      But the damage is already done
      The farther back in the past you go, the more you can change things for the better
      Preventing the decline of the Akkadian Empire and revitalizing it with better technology and knowledge could have allowed humanity to reach the Moon by 1850 BC!
      This does removes 99% of known religions through the butterfly effect...
      ...and probably introduces the modern concepts of secularism, progressiveness, transhumanism and atheism

  • @GothamClive
    @GothamClive 3 роки тому +2117

    To overcome the language problem you should learn Latin. This way you could pretend to be an educated foreigner and the local social and scientific elite could communicate with you.

    • @bradenpotts
      @bradenpotts 3 роки тому +304

      This is probably the best plan I have heard, there is still the matter of how you would dress and an excuse of where you are from. I’ve thought of wearing maybe pants with just a button and no zipper, and a button up trench coat with possible fir lining or something and try to tell them I am from the East like the Ural Mountains or something, somewhere far and most importantly foreign to the place I am going. I had heard someone say something about learning Byzantine Greek and pretending to be a Greek scholar before but that could be a hit or miss especially with how much the Catholic Church disliked Greek orthodoxy and discouraged the learning of Greek except for by very few people

    • @seanmcloughlin5983
      @seanmcloughlin5983 3 роки тому +121

      That’s possible, but that means you could only talk to people of the church or high born nobles since merchants and peasants didn’t have education so wouldn’t speak Latin either.

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT 3 роки тому +170

      Maybe not, but they'd sure as hell understand you were speaking Latin when they hear it & bring you to someone who can understand you.

    • @atcera8714
      @atcera8714 3 роки тому +53

      People today can read and say sentences, no one can actually 'speak' Latin, it's close to being a dead language

    • @seanmcloughlin5983
      @seanmcloughlin5983 3 роки тому +101

      @@atcera8714 kinda
      But people in the Catholic Church still can “speak” it as many big sermons are still held in Latin.

  • @nikos731
    @nikos731 4 роки тому +842

    "The Pope might decide that you are in league with the Devil and you 'll have a bunch of crusaders after you". Sorry but this sounds immersely epic and awsome.

    • @julian-vanilla8379
      @julian-vanilla8379 4 роки тому +33

      nikos731 now get a speaker and play some epic music as you smite the enemy

    • @forkrolls
      @forkrolls 4 роки тому +18

      this is basically Shield Hero

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 4 роки тому +20

      Having a bunch of people trying to kill you sounds awesome to you?

    • @forkrolls
      @forkrolls 4 роки тому +16

      @@2MeterLP Yes

    • @englishdicktionary1611
      @englishdicktionary1611 4 роки тому +3

      @@forkrolls until they pierce your heart that is.

  • @nullskull-everything5495
    @nullskull-everything5495 3 роки тому +38

    Bring multiple friends who also are well versed on the Middle Ages with rare salts like pink salt or Even sea salt, you could also bring dye, cloth, leather, grain, meat, and if you and multiple people act like traders and bring some coin you might just pass as people with expensive wares.

  • @Cam-jm9lk
    @Cam-jm9lk 5 років тому +599

    I would just show up and not do anything substantial. I would act normal enough to talk to but tell them vague things about the future in the form of phrases like "Where I come from..." or "Back in my homeland." I would then sneak off and head back to the future, disappearing without explanation. When I get back to the present I'll do some research to see if there are any legends about me.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 5 років тому +91

      "A legend tells of the mysterious figure who appeared as mysteriously and tracelessly as he disappeared"
      It'd probably go along those lines or something
      It'd probably be vague depending on how much of an effect you have on the world though

    • @gulgunsatr4589
      @gulgunsatr4589 5 років тому +110

      When you come back you find a new religion and unhappened industrial revolution

    • @SahiPie
      @SahiPie 5 років тому +11

      Cam That sounds like that one European aristocrat.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 років тому +4

      @@SahiPie It would seem someone's already ahead of us.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 5 років тому +5

      Just use "Where I come from..." and "Back in my homeland..." on a daily business, or whenever you do something weird.

  • @madmannn9576
    @madmannn9576 4 роки тому +226

    Me in the middle ages: You guys take this gun from 2020, do research and speed up human intelligence and when I go back home it better be looking like motherfuckin Star Wars

    • @bestgameplay831
      @bestgameplay831 4 роки тому +7

      @Klaudia haha if they are then why don't they know how to use a computer?

    • @arianaxdr7399
      @arianaxdr7399 4 роки тому +16

      better give them antibiotics, how to generate electricity and chemistry, the big problem is the mentality of the people of that time everything strange is something of the devil, we change when we begin to know where things come from

    • @thanasis-_-
      @thanasis-_- 4 роки тому

      Human intelligence hasn't changed for the last 1800 years

    • @arianaxdr7399
      @arianaxdr7399 4 роки тому +10

      @@thanasis-_- we probably have the same number of neurons for thousands of years, but education made us 1000% more smarter

    • @thanasis-_-
      @thanasis-_- 4 роки тому

      @@arianaxdr7399 this is research and knowledge not intelligence

  • @Threetails
    @Threetails 5 років тому +511

    Honestly, the best way to survive time travel in the Middle Ages:
    Learn to read and write Latin in the correct hand for the era you're traveling to.
    Learn the vernacular of the era.
    Get an exacting replica of the sort of outfit a well-heeled pilgrim would wear.
    Tell them you're an earl from a made-up kingdom on your way to see the shrine of a major saint in the area.
    Travel with an "entourage" of trusted people from your own time who are trained in HEMA and first aid.
    Stay in abbeys and use pilgrim accommodations at inns.
    That's the only way you could arrive in some place with no connections and not seem suspicious. Also, you would have to leave the gun at home because they'd probably guess what it was if it's after about 1350 and if some rogue knight heard there was a traveler with a most exquisite sort of handgonne that could fire multiple times without reloading nearby, he'd be so eager to get his hands on it he'd get a couple of his lackies to hunt you and your party down. You'd have to be lucky a dozen times, but Sir Wants-Your-Gun only has to be lucky once.

    • @Origami84
      @Origami84 4 роки тому +87

      Not bad. I think i can beat this, though:
      Copy your points 1 and 2, but travel as a low-quality art merchant. You have a small cart, or donkey, filled with small pictures of saints, religious scenery etc. Say you are the painter, and you are travelling like this searching for a noble patron, selling your practice.works as a way to feed yourself. You would be seen as 1) a good christian 2) reasonably welloff, but not so much that they would have to kill you, only enough to pay its bill 3) someone that the local noble would be interested into meeting.

    • @bleeksbentbits3150
      @bleeksbentbits3150 4 роки тому +4

      Sounds like you've trodden the mysterious corridors of L-space a few times yourself....

    • @maxxyang3723
      @maxxyang3723 4 роки тому +11

      Sir Wants-Your-Gun only has one chance to be lucky

    • @CaptainWobbs
      @CaptainWobbs 4 роки тому +25

      This is also true: Machine guns are really good at killing multiple people. If you and your squad are equipped, I’d bet my money on the more well-equipped contenders. And if word also gets out that the person who came to try and take your weapon was completely obliterated along with his whole posse, I’d wager people would be less eager to pick a fight trying to nab anything. Even more so with any subsequent victories in similar situations.
      I admit it would be dangerous, but from my understanding, good quality full plate armor made you nearly invincible to most weapons back in the medieval period. And as for the few that could still pose a threat, aside from something totally overkill like a ballista, you could probably take said weapon’s wielder out at a very safe distance with minimal effort when considering your own choice in weaponry.
      But hey, this is just my brain trying to logic out a solution based on what knowledge I do have. I’m certainly no expert, and if humans are one thing, it’s unpredictable.

    • @sicthemutt
      @sicthemutt 4 роки тому +1

      Dude chill

  • @drew8520
    @drew8520 3 роки тому +8

    Essential list of things for medieval time travel:
    Speak Latin.
    Wear traditional medieval armor like Brigantine and gambeson.
    Learn medieval combat (swords and bows). You don't want to stand out too much
    Bring a handgun or two and ammo. You can easily carry that without drawing attention and it's good for emergencies.
    Carry medical supplies. Like a lot. General antibiotics are great, since bacteria was less resistant back then. But make sure you have specific tratements for common illnesses. Also know how to make medicines (you can make penicillin with moldy bread for example).
    Have a good cover story

  • @mattj790
    @mattj790 6 років тому +553

    But imagine your K/D ratio

    • @puppy3908
      @puppy3908 6 років тому +21

      well if it take 2 or 3 bullets to kill each person on average if you bring 500 bullets you could kill around 200 people.

    • @filipovixx
      @filipovixx 6 років тому +1

      Suicidal Puppy infinite bullets!!!!!!

    • @connorstaggs1691
      @connorstaggs1691 6 років тому +38

      Suicidal Puppy not back then pal, think about their medicinal practices they would die after 1 bullet each

    • @nathanaelgodson3994
      @nathanaelgodson3994 6 років тому +3

      #noreload

    • @panquecacomcafe3120
      @panquecacomcafe3120 6 років тому +35

      Matt J imagine if you accidentally killed your ancestors

  • @user-vb1rv2lz5l
    @user-vb1rv2lz5l 4 роки тому +357

    Step.1 get a cold
    Step.2 cough on a pesant
    Step.3 destroy the world

    • @samuraimedi4061
      @samuraimedi4061 4 роки тому +31

      Shoot just breathing would destroy humans, we carry so much they would not be immune to.

    • @Tuckerscreator
      @Tuckerscreator 3 роки тому +35

      Stop, don't turn 1020 into 2020.

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 3 роки тому +13

      Works both ways, they had pathogens that no longer exists that we do not neccesarily have resistance to. Black plague still shows up every now and then, the only way infected have a chance to live is early identification and immediate medical treatment.

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 3 роки тому +2

      People please don't compare covid to some other pandemics along history, it is sad and ignorant, from both perspectives

    • @CodexQuinn
      @CodexQuinn 3 роки тому +8

      @@goncalobaia1574 When did anyone say anything about covid...

  • @substance7443
    @substance7443 4 роки тому +294

    Skalla: you can only do so much with guns
    Me: Brings a tank and more people

  • @MrHenhen5
    @MrHenhen5 3 роки тому +21

    This must be a common thought, I had a dream I was a sniper who was up on a hill far away sniping archers whilst a siege is occurring, then I remember calling in air support and an attack helicopter strafed the castle...
    Then I realised I might have played too much CoD

  • @ledlg1676
    @ledlg1676 4 роки тому +706

    You should bring a flashbang. When you timetravel into powerful Christian court you can throw it, and afterwards pretend the blinding light was heaven breaking open, and you coming out. You might get a long way if you sell it well.

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 3 роки тому +82

      yeah but i think pretending that youre god is big big deadly sin

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar3808
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar3808 3 роки тому +174

      @@swolzer Just pretend you're an angel then, ezpz

    • @janicnevim3969
      @janicnevim3969 3 роки тому +67

      damn, this idea deservers more attention, it could really work, if you did this and proclaim yourself some sort of messiah.

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup 3 роки тому +8

      @@janicnevim3969
      just start a cult ezpz

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 3 роки тому +28

      @@swolzer who cares lmfao not like theyll find out anytime soon

  • @VladiSSius
    @VladiSSius 6 років тому +584

    A Crusader coming right at you!
    What are you gonna do?
    A : Shot him with your gun.
    B : Run.
    C : Surrender.
    D : Ask to join to retake Jerusalem.

  • @emmanuelglazer1247
    @emmanuelglazer1247 6 років тому +434

    I would just bring my double barrel and explain
    "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK"

    • @ninponighthawk
      @ninponighthawk 6 років тому +27

      Emmanuel Glazer but do you remember the sequence of words for the necronomicon is the real question

    • @emmanuelglazer1247
      @emmanuelglazer1247 6 років тому +24

      Archangel Gaming klatu verata nectar oh wait

    • @danbardos3498
      @danbardos3498 6 років тому +10

      Emmanuel Glazer All the time I spent scrolling to see if someone said this yet... and you guys made it totally worth it. :D

    • @1squeamishneophyte
      @1squeamishneophyte 6 років тому +3

      Gimme some sugar, baby.

    • @marekogarek6329
      @marekogarek6329 6 років тому

      Have fun dying in your sleep or hiding in a forest to sleep and still dying in your sleep because a hunter followed you out of sight or closing yourself in a room and dying from a poison or closing yourself in a room at night alone, refusing food and dying from hnger.

  • @jsihavealotofplaylists
    @jsihavealotofplaylists 3 роки тому +7

    Something nobody ever goes into depth about is... how much time do you have to prepare, can you go back and forth in time, how much are you allowed to take etc.

  • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
    @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 5 років тому +510

    Just wear purple clothes, look healthy well groomed, maybe wear some gold and people will assume that you're royalty.

    • @tzimiscelord8483
      @tzimiscelord8483 5 років тому +54

      Having longer hair helps for this approach

    • @roughsharkangular2034
      @roughsharkangular2034 5 років тому +41

      Can i wear my fedora?

    • @NotSoProishNoob
      @NotSoProishNoob 5 років тому +231

      Just imagining a weeb cosplayer being worshipped by locals who don't know better.

    • @Mirthfultale
      @Mirthfultale 5 років тому +43

      And get jumped

    • @yoyobros99
      @yoyobros99 5 років тому +7

      Tzimisce Lord Just get some fake hair: nobody had fake hair back then

  • @kkonstantinosss2
    @kkonstantinosss2 6 років тому +963

    All you need to do is travel back in time to 2009 and mine bitcoin.

    • @jasonhatt4295
      @jasonhatt4295 6 років тому +75

      Or travel back in time to 2008 and invent bitcoin!

    • @e.eriksson8191
      @e.eriksson8191 6 років тому +112

      Or buy bitcoin when it's starting out. In 2010, 1 bitcoin was valued at 0,06 USD.
      Now it's 18000 dollars.
      AAAAAAAAAA.

    • @soundninja99
      @soundninja99 6 років тому +25

      Money can help change the future in a much more predictable way than changing the past. I'd much rather have resources in present times than go back in time.

    • @ethanbolt10
      @ethanbolt10 6 років тому +2

      I second what Arnold says

    • @q1w2e3621
      @q1w2e3621 6 років тому

      1996

  • @zeanomourph1
    @zeanomourph1 3 роки тому +635

    "even worse, if a higher ranking individual has some kind of issue with you and they accuse you of something"...
    So anyway, I started blasting

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 3 роки тому +43

      AK-47 noises intensify

    • @jassys8334
      @jassys8334 3 роки тому +6

      Indeed

    • @seanmcloughlin5983
      @seanmcloughlin5983 3 роки тому +13

      Then all their friends swarm you because your one guy against their entire retinue.

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 3 роки тому +21

      @@Aliyah_666 drum fed 300 round 50 bmg machine gun.

    • @Omen_Burrito
      @Omen_Burrito 3 роки тому +24

      @@seanmcloughlin5983 dude, they tried that on all the beaches in ww2. And they had guns of their own. What makes you think people with swords and inadequate cover and armor is gonna be any better?

  • @zarpherokfowlfeather6243
    @zarpherokfowlfeather6243 3 роки тому +70

    If aliens came down to modern day: Boring
    If aliens came down to middle ages: THE WITCHES ARE ATTACKING

    • @strongman5243
      @strongman5243 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina Рік тому

      I wonder if there are any "alien invasion in medieval times" stories out there.

    • @Okijuben
      @Okijuben 9 місяців тому +1

      @@LendriMujina "Outlander" Starring Jim Caviezel is about an alien crash landing during the Viking era. Not exactly an invasion, but he does bring another alien monster with him.

  • @nikolaihel8106
    @nikolaihel8106 4 роки тому +169

    Funny how everyone fantasizes about going back in time just to mow down our great great great great great great great grandparents with modern weapons.

    • @benyaminyaphiliandro2032
      @benyaminyaphiliandro2032 3 роки тому +4

      Well but if time travel work like avanger endgame then we technically wont gone,necuase its another reality

    • @mythrillmeyhem8998
      @mythrillmeyhem8998 3 роки тому +10

      @@benyaminyaphiliandro2032 are you basing the idea of time travel off of movies
      I forget how it was actually said in endgame but you know the scene I’m quoting right?

    • @ladymercy5275
      @ladymercy5275 3 роки тому +1

      @@mythrillmeyhem8998 No, that's not what the word "if" means.

    • @mythrillmeyhem8998
      @mythrillmeyhem8998 3 роки тому

      @@ladymercy5275 ?

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x 3 роки тому +1

      @@mythrillmeyhem8998 Benyamin was saying *if* it works as depicted in that film.
      Supposing you've taken them seriously, note that that is simply one idea for how time travel might work (so they are not basing it on movies but considering one idea that has happened to be featured in a film).

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 6 років тому +704

    You have to go forward first, get a personal shield system and a good laser blaster with solar recharging cells, and a universal translator. THEN go back and conquer the period of your choice.

    • @wayutakemura919
      @wayutakemura919 6 років тому +69

      We have a genius over here. Just bring a lot of historical record with you for the future WWIII might just have ended and they lost a lot of info.

    • @Exodus26.13Pi
      @Exodus26.13Pi 6 років тому +4

      Your commentary is most excellent and with a little more expounding you would do verh well.

    • @3rdreichball525
      @3rdreichball525 6 років тому +27

      Dont go without robot minions either. I would develop advanced nanotech to inject in people like the borg. Once i have assimilated my rag tag band of viking warriors ill invade the rest of Europe until i have turned all kingdoms into cybernetic minions to do my bidding.

    • @setha.4283
      @setha.4283 6 років тому +7

      This would make a great book.

    • @chicomendes3268
      @chicomendes3268 6 років тому +6

      Yeah let me quickly reanimate myself into the terminator (with my own conscience), and take along a couple armoured turreted bears.

  • @yaboiyaboy9980
    @yaboiyaboy9980 6 років тому +266

    Maybe someone already went back in time and wrote the throw the pommel thing in that fencing treatise to mess with us. Maybe the reason why that joke never dies or gets old is because it's actually a temporal paradox created by this time traveler.
    Maybe he also brought back future bacteria and created the black plague....
    Maybe it was Scholagradiatora...

    • @joaosimao6325
      @joaosimao6325 6 років тому +22

      Ok this is getting pretty deep now. Please coontinue

    • @kristofferp5480
      @kristofferp5480 6 років тому +3

      Matt Easton that rascal! Should've suspected this!

    • @whisperingbardasmr6569
      @whisperingbardasmr6569 6 років тому +1

      I had a dream that I time traveled with Skall to the Middle Ages then we got attacked by bandits so I unscrewed the pommel of my sword and ended them rightly then someone wrote about it in a manuscript.

    • @whisperingbardasmr6569
      @whisperingbardasmr6569 6 років тому

      I had a dream that I time traveled with Skall to the Middle Ages then we got attacked by bandits so I unscrewed the pommel of my sword and ended them rightly then someone wrote about it in a manuscript.

  • @Sn0wjunk1e
    @Sn0wjunk1e 3 роки тому +9

    alternative scenario: a master chemist going back to the early middle ages posing as a master alchemist.

  • @54356776
    @54356776 4 роки тому +821

    I would just leave stories about the modern era and come back to the present to watch historians desperately trying to figure it out. 😂
    "Who was Count Noob Slayer ? And where was the province of Memetopia located ?"

    • @joshjones6072
      @joshjones6072 4 роки тому +23

      Lool

    • @penetratorx6496
      @penetratorx6496 4 роки тому +9

      Nice comment

    • @SUSHlMII
      @SUSHlMII 4 роки тому +7

      didnt saw that coming LOL

    • @prometheus9096
      @prometheus9096 4 роки тому +50

      the guy that started to paint all those snails across medieval books :D

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 4 роки тому +9

      And the peasants did lol at the musings of this strange traveler.

  • @darthimperious1594
    @darthimperious1594 4 роки тому +794

    Step 1: Learn Latin.
    Step 2: Learn how to make Penicillin (or as many different antibiotics that can be made, in however crude a fashion, with medieval materials).
    Step 3: Go back to Contstantinople, 530 AD.
    Step 4: Ask to see a priest and say that you were sent by God to aid Justinian in his holy quest of reconquering the Roman Empire.
    Step 5: Offer your "divine knowledge" and work with the alchemists and priests to make antibiotics in time for the Plague of Justinian (541 AD).
    Step 6: See what happens when you have a resurgent Roman Empire that doesn't suffer the death of over 50% of it's population right at the peak of it's military successes.
    Step 7: Forewarn the Romans about the coming of "a great evil from the Arabian Desert" around 600 AD.
    Congratulations, you've butterflied away the two most damaging events in the Eastern Roman Empire's history. Sure, they may still overextend themselves and collapse anyways. But damn, history is going to be different.
    Optional step: Learn and teach them the Bessemer process for making high quality steel. They already know the steam cycle, so combined with this, you just started the industrial revolution in Medieval Rome. Railways anyone?

    • @SteaksOnSpear
      @SteaksOnSpear 4 роки тому +73

      based

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 4 роки тому +50

      Eddriic Floor and Tea no Probably not. You gave them the tech, sure. But now you got to teach them how to operate it, maintain it, etc. And how are they going to make more of that tech when they don’t have the means to do it?

    • @empiredirt6530
      @empiredirt6530 4 роки тому +16

      I'd rather destroy the Roman Republic before they fuck up Europe forever with their ego-mania

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 4 роки тому +6

      empireDirt As in, to cinders? Scorched Earth? Along with all of the knowledge they possessed?

    • @hejalll
      @hejalll 4 роки тому +15

      Overextended ?
      *Britain left the chat*

  • @Vidar_Odinson
    @Vidar_Odinson 6 років тому +299

    This... Is my BOOM STICK!

  • @bostaffandbrains6234
    @bostaffandbrains6234 3 роки тому +19

    I like to think that if we ever actually figured out how to travel into the past, and if it's even possible, by that point we would have armored time traveling mech-suits and stuff designed to counter the issues you bring up :-P
    Also, I may be late to the party, but I'm so happy I recently and finally found your videos. Keep up the great work.

  • @justingould2020
    @justingould2020 4 роки тому +549

    Step one: Travel forward and pick up an iron man suit. Step two: middle ages.

    • @obiwankenobi1608
      @obiwankenobi1608 4 роки тому +16

      But no power supply after wards.

    • @leonardjustinjsering7197
      @leonardjustinjsering7197 4 роки тому +33

      Step three: go back in 2020 teak a Tsar bomba
      Step four: go back in middle ages
      Step five: LET THERE BE LIGHT!

    • @vdmur7952
      @vdmur7952 4 роки тому +7

      @Leonardjustin Jsering are you 12 years old or generally stupid?

    • @krystopherjohnson4548
      @krystopherjohnson4548 4 роки тому +12

      @@obiwankenobi1608 that depends on which iron Man suit. Some of his suits could basically generate their own power. And if you think about it what's to stop someone from getting an iron Man suit that converts solar energy efficiently?

    • @illagerplaysminecraft9309
      @illagerplaysminecraft9309 4 роки тому +6

      @@krystopherjohnson4548 I think the small surface area on the suit will be quite a restriction for solar energy to work on an iron man suit. But who know ...

  • @ncrtrooper8786
    @ncrtrooper8786 5 років тому +232

    This man is the secretly a time traveler from the Viking days

    • @kukifitte7357
      @kukifitte7357 4 роки тому +7

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @insertnamehere8099
      @insertnamehere8099 4 роки тому +1

      NCR Trooper secretly? Nah

    • @SvenDzahov
      @SvenDzahov 4 роки тому +1

      I found out I'm a descendant of Harold Hardrada and lost my shit, I wish I could bring great great great grandpa to the modern age and show him how wealthy Norway is now

  • @tomshotton4737
    @tomshotton4737 4 роки тому +324

    If I can build a time machine, I would just build a iron man suit while I was at it

    • @MrSidney9
      @MrSidney9 4 роки тому +34

      More than that, your time machine must be really reliable. Like 99.9% reliable, so that you can travel back home quickly when shit hits the fan as it inevitably will.

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrSidney9 Portable time machine

    • @MrSidney9
      @MrSidney9 3 роки тому +3

      @nathaniel gray someon has been watching too many scifi. What you suggest here is just one of the theories that are proposed to deal with time travel paradoxes.

  • @jayturbo3844
    @jayturbo3844 3 роки тому +31

    If I got sucked into a time portal to medieval Europe I’d do my best to recite Latin prayers to at least try and stave off suspicion of being a demon

  • @Gun_Talk
    @Gun_Talk 5 років тому +317

    Why would i care about all the weight I'm carrying when I can buy endurance potions and strength potions?

    • @duikmans
      @duikmans 5 років тому +3

      I would sell them EPO, amphetamins, steroids...

    • @michaelmiller2835
      @michaelmiller2835 5 років тому +2

      Dragon shout = shotgun?

  • @philipped.r.6385
    @philipped.r.6385 4 роки тому +611

    So, in conclusion, if you want to time travel to the Middle Ages, you need to:
    1. Take medieval language classes at your local university.
    2. Learn about medieval customs, culture, social structures and cultural taboos.
    3. Bring a lot of medical supplies.
    4. Take your HEMA classes very seriously, practice the real techniques for armored combat and spar a lot.
    5. Ask armorer to make you a well fitted accurate reproduction of a suit of armor used in that time.
    6. Take classes in equitation in case you ever get your hands on a horse (which is highly unlikely).
    7. Have a profession that would be useful in the Middle Ages, but that wouldn't make you branded as an heretic or a witch (civil engineering by example).
    8. Hope you won't get arrested for vagrancy or be taken for a routier, écorcheur or any kind of highway bandit.
    It's probaly safer to go to living history events.

    • @vejovis1248
      @vejovis1248 3 роки тому +47

      Or you could defeat an entire medieval army by an AR-15 and a couple of rounds, let some survivors go, claiming "I'm Jesus, k*ll your blasphemous king and worship my return". When they figure out that a single man has defeated them, I can assure you, they'll be scared af and will trust your claims for sure.

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 3 роки тому +58

      @@vejovis1248 ah yes an entire medieval army will mobilize for one jackass with a gun loaded with a few rounds in the middle of nowhere.

    • @deeznuts-kw6yv
      @deeznuts-kw6yv 3 роки тому +15

      @Eitra Ardania and _maybe_ have a small sidearm just in case shit hits the industrial sized fan

    • @InternetDweller009
      @InternetDweller009 3 роки тому +17

      @Eitra Ardania what about ammo problems? I mean even if you bring a boat-load of them, sooner or later you'll run out of ammo, and plus you need a place to store that boat-load of ammo.
      Given that if you know how to make ammo for specific types of guns, that would last you...for a while.
      Problem is you need to know the georgraphic of those resources and secure them, then you need the tools to process and make them, tho hiring a merchant to do that for you could work i guess.
      Dont forget about Gun maintenance, Guns tend to jam and tear down over-time, and you'll need to be somesort of Gun-repair man to atleast make your gun working as intended again.
      And theres other stuff i haven't talked about like language barrier for interacting,living area (tho i guess a cabin in the woods could work),diesease and sickness, ect.
      Anyway thinking about all of this possibilities is so much fun, and i hope you don't take my comment as an insult, i just love imagining and working out all of this possibilities about the thought of "Bringing Guns in the medieval era" i mean God the infinite ideas and theories you could do with a gun in a medieval era is exciting already for me.
      Anyway have a good day 👋

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 3 роки тому +2

      @@deeznuts-kw6yv or the trusty HK21

  • @sullivannix4509
    @sullivannix4509 5 років тому +372

    I think a lot of the commenters don’t realize the affect of gunpowder weapons. When the Aztecs faced the Spaniards, they were so bewildered that they fled in chaos. It’s not like a medieval person would hear the loud bang, see his comrade fall for some reason, then NOT be shocked. Just something to think about

    • @somaliking4207
      @somaliking4207 5 років тому +36

      True but after a while they will get used to it

    • @vonfaustien3957
      @vonfaustien3957 5 років тому +29

      thing is eroupe had trade ties with china and gun powder albiet a really crude version was a thing in 850ad with refrences going back as far as 150 ad in alchemical textbooks as was greek fire existed. fire arrows which were crude gun powder rockets were employed in the mid 900's and other crude explosives and incendiary devices did exist this isnt the aztecs where its an utterly alien concept for them sure peasants might be scared but nobles, the church and anyone with an education would likely be able to figure out more or less what your using as even if it wasnt employed in eroupe at the time its something they would have likely heard about

    • @mazrimtaim3107
      @mazrimtaim3107 5 років тому +48

      @@somaliking4207 They will get used to it? Geez buddy, how many people do ya plan to kill on your time-trip? Lmao

    • @bigfella2111
      @bigfella2111 5 років тому +3

      Also of there were time machines you would think they would have advanced armor as well even if they only found out how to make 1 inch titanium armor you'll still be damn near invincible just don't go near walls bring yourself an Al or are 15 with an Alice pack fill of 100 or 75 round drum or beta c mags with attachments on the guns to help along with then falling out of no where and there arowes bouncing off of your armor will surely make them run away or surrender

    • @banjobill8420
      @banjobill8420 5 років тому +7

      Shooting a musket ball is vastly different than shooting a modern super sonic rifle round. While armor was able to resist medieval guns, modern ammo would rip through steel like a hot knife through frozen butter. It would be terrifying to them because the projectile is not only moving significantly faster, but modern cartridges are smokeless and can be quieted with a suppressor.

  • @yuzhonglu
    @yuzhonglu Рік тому +6

    The best strategy is to bring 80 kgs of penicillin and 50 kgs of modern medical books, save the most powerful noblemen you can find of dysentry, and as a boon ask for his protection in return for your service.

    • @justalonesoul5825
      @justalonesoul5825 11 місяців тому

      My extra tip : penicillin is great but take out a few kgs and throw in a med/surgery kit to make more of that pile of books 😄

  • @RealMiniLink
    @RealMiniLink 6 років тому +314

    Just go with a cold, you'll topple an entire kingdom in days

    • @kingpotato7183
      @kingpotato7183 6 років тому +23

      Mini Link
      Probably the opposite would happen
      THE BLACK PLAGUE

    • @RealMiniLink
      @RealMiniLink 6 років тому +26

      king potato nah, they'll be dealing with the black plague AND whatever sickness you bring, you just have to sneeze on one person and peace out

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod 6 років тому +25

      The rhino virus (aka the common cold) existed back then. You would be more likely to die from their diseases. Dysentery was a huge killer for people who traveled.

    • @bladesnmore9526
      @bladesnmore9526 6 років тому

      Mini Link ha! People back then we're sick!

    • @RealMiniLink
      @RealMiniLink 6 років тому

      Novusod I mean, dysentary is something that you would catch from living there, your just going there for a little bit, we've built up all of these immunities and been vaccinated for so much shit, we fucking breath on them and boom, mega aids or super flu

  • @AFCAWorldBodybuildingArchive
    @AFCAWorldBodybuildingArchive 6 років тому +584

    Damn, I never thought weight was such a big deal back then. My Morrowind character carries around a full Daedra armor, about 12 swords, 40L Skooma, 3 alchemy ovens aand enough random stuff to pimp every house in Balmora and he's completely fine :)
    It's a good leg and calves workout after all

    • @Elliot_I_hate_this_feature
      @Elliot_I_hate_this_feature 6 років тому +21

      AFCA - World Bodybuilding Archive that is nothing, I carried ~9000 in Dwemer scrap and another 500 in iron to level my smithing

    • @Chronically_ChiII
      @Chronically_ChiII 6 років тому +4

      AFCA - World Bodybuilding Archive Calves workout is best workout.

    • @JohnGrahamDoe
      @JohnGrahamDoe 6 років тому +29

      That's all fine and dandy--
      --until you take an arrow to the knee

    • @callumunga5253
      @callumunga5253 6 років тому +13

      +Elliot Smith
      What is this Smithing witchcraft of which you speak?
      There is no such skill on the isle of Vvardenfell!

    • @soopahfly6692
      @soopahfly6692 6 років тому +5

      You're the resident pusher, aren't ya? that's a lot of skooma

  • @joshuamaxwell8376
    @joshuamaxwell8376 4 роки тому +189

    The last time I time traveled, I had my rifle aimed at this German soldier. I realized he was just an unarmed runner so I lowered my weapon.

  • @chrisw3164
    @chrisw3164 3 роки тому +15

    A pistol might not be recognised as a weapon though, as far as they know it's just a piece of metal in a funny shape wich would be highly innefective compared to swords and stuff

    • @robertcorbell1006
      @robertcorbell1006 3 роки тому +2

      Read the short story "The Man Who Came Early" by Poul Anderson. A guy who is an MP in the US Army stationed in modern Iceland is transported back in time with only a loaded 1911 Colt.45 pistol to the age of the Vikings. He's seen as a dark sorcerer who has to be taken down after he pulls a Raiders of the Lost Ark during a duel. The story is pretty much a piece-by-piece deconstruction of the notion of time-travelers attempting to change the past without any prior knowledge of a certain period. The author cleverly gets around the language issue by having him know Icelandic per his military training, which is the closest living language to Old Norse and has changed little in over a thousand years.

    • @Gtmann
      @Gtmann 3 роки тому +1

      Well if you were in a fight with some soldiers and you shot at them with your Glock 19 after a while they would understand it

    • @Fl4kFire
      @Fl4kFire 3 роки тому +1

      @@robertcorbell1006 thank you

    • @robertcorbell1006
      @robertcorbell1006 3 роки тому +5

      @@Fl4kFire You're quite welcome. The Vikings in the story see his military haircut and note his strange dialect (modern Icelandic which is mostly intelligible) and assume he is a runaway slave. They ignore the pistol as it's assumed to be a religious talisman. He's put to work pumping the bellows for the local blacksmith forge and screws even a simple task like that up. He tries romancing a local woman, but her betrothed challenges him to a duel. He beats the Norseman to a pulp, dishonoring him by being defeated in the manner of slaves. He pulls a sword only for the soldier to shoot him. He then ends up on the run as a feared dark sorcerer until he runs out of bullets and is taken down by arrow and spear. They fear the wrath of the gods if they don't give a seeming master of "clever-craft" a proper burial. His body is unearthed in the 60s by an archeological team who are puzzled by a piece of rusty metal that resembles a pistol. Great story. Google it.

    • @Fl4kFire
      @Fl4kFire 3 роки тому +1

      @@robertcorbell1006 true i read it

  • @johno1544
    @johno1544 6 років тому +240

    Doc Brown said it best in Back to the Future III. He said he was happy he didn't land in the Middle Ages because he would probably be burned at the stake for witchcraft.

    • @Charizardlison
      @Charizardlison 6 років тому +33

      witches were actually burned in the early modern period.. not the middle ages;)

    • @jasonsexton8869
      @jasonsexton8869 6 років тому +7

      A heretic, but yeah, it wouldn't have been pleasant for Emmet Brown :).

    • @Masterwar15
      @Masterwar15 6 років тому +7

      Klaus Hermann And you think that would stop them from BURNING THE WITCH!?

    • @johno1544
      @johno1544 6 років тому +3

      Heretic not witch your right :) man I have to watch that movie again.

    • @RandomAllen
      @RandomAllen 6 років тому +10

      Yeah but it all depends if Doc Brown weighs as much as a duck?

  • @mercury6800
    @mercury6800 6 років тому +108

    Just bring a tank
    You can live in it
    Store your items in it
    Destroy castles and armies

    • @ggpl8117
      @ggpl8117 6 років тому +52

      torch Plays what about fuel?

    • @ahmh8411
      @ahmh8411 6 років тому +25

      There will be no repair parts and you would need to trade for food with the locals. So being a one man army isn't that convenient.

    • @plenkman
      @plenkman 6 років тому +28

      Magwitch Who said you need to trade with locals to get food? Who said you were gonna be a one man army? Tanks have three crewmen at all times, and I doubt a giant loud metal boom boom thing would attract hostile attention. Arrows or ballistae will not do much against a couple of millimeters of steel, so you wouldn't need much repair parts. As for fuel however, you are screwed.

    • @skyewaybright4293
      @skyewaybright4293 6 років тому +5

      qubeman, yep, oil wasn't around until the mid 1850's, you're dead.

    • @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer
      @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer 6 років тому +26

      You people clearly never watched Those Who Hunt Elves. The Mitsubishi Type 74 Main Battle Tank fixes all your medieval fantasy problems. When you run out of fuel, just have it be possesed by a friendly cat spirit.
      Also, number one rule of medieval time travel: Give your technology epic names for the locals to fear. Obviously, you have to call your shotgun: "MY BOOMSTICK!". And the Type 74 MBT shall be called the "Cannon of Miracles"!

  • @Saviliana
    @Saviliana 5 років тому +193

    Time traveled:
    Day 1, you pee and poop somewhere in a village
    Day 2, people near the place you had release your No.2 start getting weird sickness
    Day 3, the local church and crowmen guild start to catch the same sickness too
    Day 4, the whole village caught sickness, you heard the near by towns start having this mystries sickness
    Day 7, the whole region had catch this ill, no one able to know what it was or the cause
    Day 10, people starts drop dead in their works, you had release the pladge.
    Day 40, the whole europe had been reduce into lifeless ruins, its spreading to africa, asia would be next, and autaum is coming, birds are flying to the west.....You had a hench that America would soon follow.....
    Day 100, you are maybe the last human on earth, good luck surviving the long night.
    Kids, don't forget you had carrying countless virus with you even if you were "healthy". Once you release your storage into their time, there is no return

    • @vajoynus
      @vajoynus 5 років тому +8

      You're such a buzz kill.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 5 років тому +8

      That was dark

    • @Saviliana
      @Saviliana 5 років тому +6

      @@vajoynus Because I had been the buzz kill. I said what I know.

    • @rachupranger9306
      @rachupranger9306 5 років тому +15

      Lol reminded me of this one episode of the Simpsons where homer time traveled back to the age of dinosaurs and accidentally sneezed in front of a T-Rex . This caused his germs to kill all of the prehistoric life lol.

    • @multifreak4154
      @multifreak4154 5 років тому +9

      Plague Inc. : Time Traveled

  • @tranquilotl3335
    @tranquilotl3335 3 роки тому +4

    If I could time travel, assuming I could go back and forward in time, I would do a couple things.
    1: print and/or download and/or memorize information such as how to create modern medicine, the basic levels of science and math, etc.
    2: Study the oldest language I can find and become fluent.
    3: Travel back to when that language was earliest being used.
    4: Descend on them claiming in their native tongue to be a god, using my knowledge and technology I brought with me to show them ‘miracles’ such as summoning fire, illusions, controlling weather (I will actually be predicting it with a barometer and other equipment if necessary).
    5: Instruct them to develop their society and assist them in the beginning phases, warning them about global warming and establishing a democracy and time traveling forward in increments of 100 years until they reach a society equivalent to the 1900s or so.
    6: Instruct them to develop anti-aging technology as their primary priority.
    7: Time travel in increments of 100 years until they develop the technology.
    8: Become an immortal and explain to the modern people that I am a time-traveler.
    9: Live a happy immortal life

  • @miquelvegamolina9032
    @miquelvegamolina9032 6 років тому +278

    Just bring a smartphone with a solar charged and a full list of latin cristianic chorus and tell them that God send you, get the favor of the church and you're done.

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 6 років тому +52

      Yeah, a completely normal bum who haven't done shit walks into a church then proceed to call himself the second coming of Jesus Christ, of course they'd think you're crazy, dumbass, bringing any kind of modern electronics, even a toaster, is like magic to people in the 1800s, now try bringing them to the 1500s where the best tech they have is a sharpened stick made of metal, you'd be a god to them.

    • @thedotgamer9592
      @thedotgamer9592 6 років тому +5

      This is Patrick They did have cannons...

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 6 років тому +33

      TheDotGamer GD But they don't have weird glowy boxes with people in them, or ultra accurate hand cannons. Anything technological that we take for granted today would be magical to them. You'd either be praised as their new god-king or burned as a witch whom trap people inside handheld boxes.

    • @thedotgamer9592
      @thedotgamer9592 6 років тому +3

      This is Patrick Yes, but they did have better technology than swords

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 6 років тому +2

      TheDotGamer GD That was an exaggeration, of course they have better tech than bladed weapons.

  • @ThorsteinnMemeson
    @ThorsteinnMemeson 6 років тому +491

    On the subject of trading valuables.
    Bring aluminium.
    In the middle ages it was incredebly rare and precious. Aluminium is very hard to mine and extract without modern tools, so you could potentially carry around something thats worth more than gold and weighs much less.

    • @lucasoparowski6911
      @lucasoparowski6911 6 років тому +16

      Hell just bring AR500 that would be wayyy better quality than anything they have.

    • @clonemarine1
      @clonemarine1 6 років тому +80

      Aluminum was not properly discovered until 1825. At that point, yes, it was a luxury metal. But that's post Napoleonic-Period. Maybe you could trick them into thinking it was ultra-light silver or something.

    • @novadjsau
      @novadjsau 6 років тому +55

      Thorstein Memeson except like he mentioned in the video. Being alone with no connections and having something of high value on you. Would make you a very attractive target for lots of the locals

    • @ThorsteinnMemeson
      @ThorsteinnMemeson 6 років тому +24

      Hmm yeah, some weird stranger walking around with lots of a weird valuable metal would be very suspecious, as well as a prime target for robbers.
      It was just a shower thought. And yes alluminium was only discovered in 18th century, kinda forgot that.
      Dont know if that would make aluminium worth more or less in the medeival era though...

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 6 років тому +27

      Thorstein Memeson they would put the aluminum on a scale, see it wasnt silver and detain you for trying to fool them.

  • @TomatoBreadOrgasm
    @TomatoBreadOrgasm 6 років тому +2998

    My fantasy regarding this is simple: bring a smartphone, several battery packs and a load of loud bluetooth speakers. Place the speakers in discrete locations in the largest church I can find, and become the voice of GOD.

    • @dearcastiel4667
      @dearcastiel4667 6 років тому +557

      Chances are, the pope will just declare you an instrument of the devil. If what "God" is saying isn't going the same way as the churche of the time, you can be pretty sure they just won't let you be.
      It may work for churches and stuff like that tho. Just stay away from the highter ranking members.

    • @TomatoBreadOrgasm
      @TomatoBreadOrgasm 6 років тому +681

      No, let's be serious here: who are the congregation going to believe: the pontiff, or *the voice literally coming from the sky from all angles?* I think we both know the answer.

    • @MeTaLISaWeSoMe95
      @MeTaLISaWeSoMe95 6 років тому +349

      Better yet, get multiple phones (just in case) and multiple batteries plus one of those solar chargers. Bam... endless amount of energy!

    • @aldor9357
      @aldor9357 6 років тому +201

      Isekai wa Smartphone is pretty shitty animu tho

    • @Masterwar15
      @Masterwar15 6 років тому +88

      TomatoBreadOrgasm And that presents itself inside a big church that's supposed to be sacred home of God.

  • @whasthedeal8698
    @whasthedeal8698 3 роки тому +10

    Bring multiple time travelers with important sets of skills, bring hella guns and books. Bring a lot of purple paint. Bam . Take over the world

    • @headofsecurity1478
      @headofsecurity1478 3 роки тому

      Get countries to turn on you
      Run out of ammo
      Get absolutely fucked by a swarm of plated, well-trained knights
      You do realize tower and kite shields exist, those things aren't exactly light
      why do so many people wanna massacre the medieval era in general, the best bet is to integrate yourself in them and live a life of Luxury and knowledge

    • @popsicleman8816
      @popsicleman8816 3 роки тому +1

      Bring loads of medical supply. Medical supply runs out after some time, or goes bad. Bam, everyone dies. (not to mention how you probably introduced some new disease like covid-19 and messed with the universe)

    • @Freakmaster480
      @Freakmaster480 3 роки тому

      Best bet is to become incredibly educated on useful skills and knowlege that could be reasonably applied to the time. Learn basic physics and chemistry, learn how to make basic antibiotics, learn basic metalurgy, learn a reasonable ammount of medical practice and first aid, learn latin, ect. This kind of stuff is quite easy to learn with acess to the internet and would assist you greatly. You take this knowlege back with you and a small group and integrate into society. Carve your group a place and over time gain prominence by making better steel, or solving simple problems in a believeable way.

  • @glengraham7080
    @glengraham7080 5 років тому +283

    ...and everyone has B.O, bad breath, intestinal worms and fleas. You can keep the "good old days" - I like living in a world of electronics, antibiotics and modern sanitation.

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 5 років тому +28

      Not to mention that it was not uncommon for people to act like children with their emotions.

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 5 років тому +34

      @@tappajaav
      All the ages have that problem, no exception.

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 5 років тому +7

      That's true, but to much greater degree than in present.

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 5 років тому +16

      Yeah.. look at the whole leftist movement. Enough said.

    • @neriv9131
      @neriv9131 5 років тому

      Umm.... Freaky.... Sex

  • @scratchy996
    @scratchy996 6 років тому +266

    If people notice you speak with a funny accent, you just tell them you are Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein, from Gelderland.

    • @EthanHall7276.
      @EthanHall7276. 6 років тому +14

      Maxawe Some A man can change his stars.

    • @melelconquistador
      @melelconquistador 6 років тому +8

      lol gelderland

    • @HighMinds010
      @HighMinds010 6 років тому +4

      where did i hear this before

    • @Fuzzycat16
      @Fuzzycat16 6 років тому +1

      just come up with noble bs and act noble...

    • @surmatise
      @surmatise 6 років тому +1

      and you spent a year in silence to better understand the sound of a whisper.

  • @GamingCinematicsPH
    @GamingCinematicsPH 5 років тому +430

    15th century knight dreaming of conquering the stone age.

    • @sneakytaze5336
      @sneakytaze5336 5 років тому +4

      Nah, probs Rome first.

    • @ion_force
      @ion_force 5 років тому +14

      That's literally what happened to the aztecs/maya when cortez rocked up on the shore with his bois

    • @MrAlepedroza
      @MrAlepedroza 5 років тому +1

      @Dreymon Green r/whooosh

    • @gachibass8630
      @gachibass8630 5 років тому

      @@MrAlepedroza r/comedycemetery

    • @InsertFilmGroupName
      @InsertFilmGroupName 5 років тому +2

      Ian Fadie It was moreso the huge sums of enslaved tribes under the Aztecs rebelling against their crazy human sacrificey oppressors when meeting the Spanish. Just to find themselves under a new conqueror.

  • @Nickle_King
    @Nickle_King 3 роки тому +8

    My favorite thing is people saying they'd be worshiped as a god if they brought a gun. Sure, you might impress some people, but if you REALLY wanted to shock them, bring an IPod full of music made with instruments of the time and a speaker with you. You will blow their minds.
    Also, this reminds me of a debate I had with someone about Dungeons and Dragons. They were complaining on the Weight system, mostly about food rations. Now, if all that ration was was a dozen sticks of jerky and a few carrots, I'd understand, but that's not what your carrying. You are an adventuring party burning calories faster than a snowball in the Saharan sun. This is salted meats and dried vegetables and probably a metal cooking pot and stand. That gets pretty dang heavy in bulk, kinda like how people forget that Ammo gets pretty dang heavy in bulk.

    • @cultmecca
      @cultmecca 8 місяців тому

      Anything that attracts a lot of attention to you is bad. iPod would be bad bad. People would see it as a magical item which they probably wouldn’t initially care about, but if something weird happened in town shortly after you came, you could get blamed as putting a magical spell on someone. Also bandits and thieves would want the magical item and that’s attention you don’t want

  • @ghosturiel
    @ghosturiel 6 років тому +208

    Are you trying to imply Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was not an accurate portrayal of what time travel would be like?

    • @raidermaxx2324
      @raidermaxx2324 6 років тому

      i was thinking of a Evil Dead 3, Army of Darkness...

    • @geckoo9190
      @geckoo9190 6 років тому

      What is that?, anopther parody of a yankee in king arthur's court?

    • @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle
      @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle 6 років тому

      You should try "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" by Mark Twain

  • @jasonnotter6582
    @jasonnotter6582 6 років тому +84

    Most of the issues brought up would be mitigated by bringing a team.

    • @musicalneptunian
      @musicalneptunian 6 років тому +1

      Not necessarily. With a team more supplies are needed.

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 6 років тому +20

      Bring a team AND supplies. Also science books.

    • @WarpedMindFilm
      @WarpedMindFilm 6 років тому +8

      There was a post on reddit years ago about a Marine Amphibious Brigade during the Roman Legion era. Yes the Marines did well in the beginning but as replacement parts and supplies dry up the tables turn quickly against them.

    • @MrBombastic799
      @MrBombastic799 6 років тому +3

      The ideal situation would be literally to bring an entire military base like RAF High Wycombe or HMNB Clyde. You'd most likely be safest out on the water.

    • @grugnotice7746
      @grugnotice7746 6 років тому +25

      Just bring an entire country's worth of people along with supplied and an industrial base, slaughter the locals, and take advantage of the non-depleted natural resources to build a more powerful civilization.

  • @mfp5431
    @mfp5431 4 роки тому +292

    I would go back in Time, and write spoilers for Avengers endgame on to stones, and paper.
    This would confuse the entire population of the 21. century.

    • @matthewfredericks1640
      @matthewfredericks1640 4 роки тому +28

      No write spoilers for every marvel movie

    • @debildebilov7504
      @debildebilov7504 3 роки тому +62

      @Yo Momma imagine people praying to ironman because he died in ENDGAME

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 3 роки тому +11

      @@debildebilov7504 im fucking dead lmfao

    • @blakeallen1057
      @blakeallen1057 3 роки тому +8

      Some men just want to watch the world burn

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, it's not as if a Marvel story surrounding Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet _was in some kind of comic book_ before the movie came out...

  • @TD-ug4mg
    @TD-ug4mg 3 роки тому +4

    Its super nice of you to give both metric and imperial units. The reasons why the US still uses the imperial system is super interesting, one of which is its actually better in many applications because its built off factors of four rather than base ten math like metric. This is less useful in our very current time, but even going back as little as 80 years it makes a very big difference.

    • @laisphinto6372
      @laisphinto6372 Рік тому

      nice cope Americans who still use the old british system that even they abondan because its shit