"Have you been hanging around the garden tools again Nerevar? None of those words make sense. None of this honours the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned." - Dagoth Ur
As a middle school teacher this is my daily life. It's like every conversation is filled with nothing but verbal diarrhea and random soundbytes from TikTok.
I like how previous generations would just shake their head disapprovingly at the slang of 'kid's these days" But current gen slang is so ridiculous everyone just laughs at them. XD
@vladdracul5072 speak for yourself I don't want to be a miserable little fuck who depends on others for intelligence so I'm not affected by such trivial things
The funny thing is that canonically, all Aedra have no gender, but can choose to be either gender they wish, so Azura can absolutely say “ya boi” and actually be one.
The weirdest thing is, is that this reminds me of old Shakespearean English. Many descriptors with unclear meaning unless previously versed in their meaning, sentence structure that is overly verbose, and an overtly dramatic tone. I wonder, if in a couple decades time, people will see this as a masterpiece of literature too, just like we do with many pieces of ancient writings.
20 years ago I imagined we gonna have begin of flying to space, quantum computers and futuristic tech and I remember playing Morrowind as kid. Well, sure computers and phones got way more advanced but I didn't expect rise of idiocracy as kid... Eh...
At least brainrot grants immunity to witbane. No wits to banish under brainrot. Ash woe blight can still be contracted, but nobody will notice any difference in behavior.
This was ony my playlist and I was half dreaming and dude I don't know what kind of fever dream i thought i had but i woke up to this. My mind was shattered.
Skibidi on down to the subscribe button, no cap.
Fr on God?
@@mattasticmattattack8546 on God, no cap
based
@@UdderlyEvelyn you are the goat. 🐐
Goated
This is your brain, this is you brain on skooma
Oh my mog, yeet it back fr no cap
@@gp.5989 any questions?
@@ФедорВорохов Skooma rehab for you, then.
Skoomadi toilet
If the the skooma was cooked up by Sheogorath
I am taking psychic damage.
Not even barbarians can survive this
Fr
Imagine an entire playthrough of this.. I think you'll achieve reverse CHIM.
You'll achieve... Mich?
Isn't the reverse of CHIM Zero-Sum?
@@Alex_YJ_Reed The reverse of CHIM is MICH indeed. Zero-sum is when you reach out for the Royalty, but you be caught lacking fr no cap.
@@miruneverdies This is how the SHARMAT was made.
If they can make mods like Catwind & Everything Dagoth Ur, then anything is possible 😌
This is the timeline in which we know why the Dwemer disappeared.
And this is why
They got fanum taxxed out of reality
They died of brainrot
I understood everything only because I've memorized Morrowind's start to the letter long time ago. It felt like reading Rosetta Stone.
Need a shrine to recover all that damaged intelligence from the spell you just cast.
Undid all those Fortify Intelligence potions I spent months making and drinking
Thank the Nine I'm an alchemist😂
"You have contracted Brain Rot."
I'm ok with an asteroid wiping out the Earth
It would be a mercy.
This was me on the Skyrim Zoomer video lol
you would love "if Elvis had brainrot" yt short
You mean if an asteroid yeeted earth?
Bro wants Baar Dau to crash on skibidi rizz toilet 💀
This is so painful it could fall under YT harassment guidelines. I need a drink after this.
Nonsense, you've not get maxed out all of your rizz meter of painmaxxing.
Catch up fam because I'm *LOCKED IN* now 😎😈👌
Real
Reported it for terrorism.
Thats just racist. 😂
I need another tankard of Sujamma after this
"Have you been hanging around the garden tools again Nerevar? None of those words make sense. None of this honours the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned." - Dagoth Ur
that felt way longer that 2 minutes
I'm telling Todd Howard on you.
Yeah? He will see this, see it's great business idea and "remaster" Morrowind. You want that? Do you? DO YOU?
@@mariuszmoraw3571 i would love that
On god*
Please don't. You'll give him ideas. x'D
What a terrible day to have hearing and the ability to read.
A horrible day to understand the english language
And when the neraverine had beaten dagoth-ur he proclaimed, "this how we do tings in valenwood, trust me fam, you're moist blud." 😂
I have never heard most of these words and my brain cannot even comprehend what the fuck is happening
True brainrot, I can't even finish it.
The NPCs speaking brainrot makes me think of the “I speak jive” scene from Airplane. Lol
ah yes i get to play as my favourite protagonist, the Nerevarizz, maybe get to meet the living gods, Skibidivec, Fanumtaxia and Sigma Sil
Localization for 2020's coming along nicely
my brain hurts
my brain is unharmed, numbingly in joy right now.
After decades hearing multiple eras of what was once called Jive Talking, I understood 80% of this (the other 20% was misused in this)
@@dragonmaster613 Ya know, there is some similarity between modern slang and jive come to think of it.
Jive turkey's replaced with rizzing chuds.
@@planescaped is that a derogatory? I (think I) know Jive Turkey is.
I want off this ride so much bros.
Sheeeeeeeeesh!
As a middle school teacher this is my daily life. It's like every conversation is filled with nothing but verbal diarrhea and random soundbytes from TikTok.
After this, I can no longer read ABC for Barbarians, my INT got damaged too much :(
We've just peered into what the timeline would be like if Molag Bal succeeded in the plane meld.
No this is more of sheogorath's doing
This turned me into a boomer, my god...
We need to get belt. Right now. It's still not too late, man!
This is it, this is the exact moment I became old.
I like how previous generations would just shake their head disapprovingly at the slang of 'kid's these days"
But current gen slang is so ridiculous everyone just laughs at them. XD
I think we're already past laughing; the future holds only pain.
I'm of this generation and I say kids these days
@vladdracul5072 speak for yourself I don't want to be a miserable little fuck who depends on others for intelligence so I'm not affected by such trivial things
Sheeesh, what can change the nature of a GOAT, no cap?
This may be the most cursed content you've uploaded, "Rizz Master".
"What a fool you are ong. I'm a gyatt. How can you kill a gyatt? Fr, what a grand and intoxicating skibidence."
"Coom, Nerevar. Sigma or beta, coom. Coom and goon upon the Heart, and Ohiolakhan. And bring Wraithgyatt... I have need of it."
Vex not, for ya boi is watchful.
Holy shit my sides, this is amazing!
@@SGTBizarro azura is a boy?
I died in this part, fr fr
The funny thing is that canonically, all Aedra have no gender, but can choose to be either gender they wish, so Azura can absolutely say “ya boi” and actually be one.
I used to be happy morrowind was gaining popularity in memes
that tribunal do be yappin loud af tho
This video has dealt me a mortal wound.
this melted my brain so bad it made me start another morrowind playthrough
Need a full game like this, itll be harder to decipher the speech than to play on max difficulty
Maybe Red Mounting erupting wouldn't be such a bad thing right now..
This made me physically violent
"Vex not, for ya boi is watchful"
Is a cold ass bar.
5-0? The looped back around to speaking Boomer XD
Ah, the anticipated Bethesda remaster.
It just works.
Morrowind holds a special place in my heart, and to see it defiled and violated like this hurts.
Reported for terrorism
"What a beta you iz. I'm a gyatt! How is you slaying a gyatt, no cap? What a bussin and L rizz brainrot."- Dankoth-Ur
My love for Morrowind overcomes the cringe of the brainrot.
lmaoo. the "sheesh"
Sounds like some gangsta rapper exclamation.
The weirdest thing is, is that this reminds me of old Shakespearean English. Many descriptors with unclear meaning unless previously versed in their meaning, sentence structure that is overly verbose, and an overtly dramatic tone. I wonder, if in a couple decades time, people will see this as a masterpiece of literature too, just like we do with many pieces of ancient writings.
Sheesh ya boy finally be arriving. 😂
20 years ago I imagined we gonna have begin of flying to space, quantum computers and futuristic tech and I remember playing Morrowind as kid. Well, sure computers and phones got way more advanced but I didn't expect rise of idiocracy as kid... Eh...
I remember well over 2 decades ago , doing this same thing with Valley speech and Shakespeare for a 9th grade English assignment.
fr?
"Vex not, for ya boi is watchful."
You are the GOAT. 🐐
At least brainrot grants immunity to witbane. No wits to banish under brainrot. Ash woe blight can still be contracted, but nobody will notice any difference in behavior.
Still an improvement over current Bethesda dialogue
Yes
No
sarcasm
Homestuck pfp
@@THEFabianValenzuela you're goddamn right
If I had kids, and they came home from school talking like this, the belt would come off.
Missing a few "Bruhs" "Bro literally ________" and "Skull emojis."
this explains alot! what I thought was nonsense gibberish were actually words of power! It only sounds like that to us non-magically attuned.
To those without magic, just drink skooma. It has electrolytes!
Yeah, they do... uh... mental damage.
2:07 The 9 be praised this man speaks the Emperor's tongue, finally someone I can understand.
Oh no... never mind.
Morrowind turnt Morrowrot
By Azura by Azura ... I caught the blight.
Sheo?
Where the hell is that asteroid?
Do it faster dammit!
"Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?"
-Dagoth Ur.
I feel my IQ dropping every second someone speaks in this
"The taxes say you've been rizzed up with a certain GOAT, which GOAT you be vibing' with?"
A goat? 🐐
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!THATS WHY HES THE MVP,THATS WHY HES THE GOAT!!!THE GOAT!!!!
Lord have mercy, getting sick with Corprus is way ahead from the beginning
Why have you afflicted me with Serpiginous Dementia?!
Seeing gaming industry nowadays makes it certain that's what elder scrolls 6 is going to look like.
I must have had 1 too many sujama before watching this
I'm glad i was already on drugs or i would have been damaged irreversibly and most my ability to use the language part of my brain.
as a purist im not too sure about some of the changes theyve been adding to openMW
This should be a mod, for skooma enthusiasts. 😂
This is heinous. I'm reporting you to the police for cyber crimes.
Best Anti-Skooma ad ever made
This is unconstitutional
- What's your pronouns?
I lost it
"Rizz yourself up on deck and let's keep this as civs, for real, no capping." 💀
STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
"Five-Zero"
Immersion ruined.
My brain
IT TREMBLES
So sad to see Morrowind getting hit with a Chills epidemic.
I can feel my int stat decreasing in real time. Amazing 😂
This was ony my playlist and I was half dreaming and dude I don't know what kind of fever dream i thought i had but i woke up to this. My mind was shattered.
Baar Dau needs to just take Morrowind out of it's misery
This video will be mentioned in my suicide note.
Gave up reading that gibberish
A Brainrot edition of Socucius Ergalla's questions would honestly be peak.
This is how the dreamers should speak
I hate this on so many levels. Good work.
My soul hurts.
Sheesh! Ye boy be finally arriving, but our records be straight up lackin😭🙏
Wulf wasn't kidding when he said the Empire isn't what it used to be
Jesus, I feel like I need to reload my previous save to undo the damage my braincells just ate up.
This gave me corprus
The fact people actually talk like this is terrifying lmao
You hurt me today. I don't think I can forgive you.
"Ay good yapping at you Nerevar, but to this place where vibes are made. But why have you been caught lacking?"-Dagoth Ur with Brainblight
If I could understand single sentence...
Maybe we should let Dagoth Ur spread the blight after all...
This will just be the world in 15 years