Everything Wrong With Kung Fu Panda In 15 Minutes Or Less

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  • @billbill997
    @billbill997 5 років тому +5826

    Cinemasins on bad movies: Talks about actual mistakes of the movie
    Cinemasins on good movies: *R H I N O N I P P L E S*

    • @billbill997
      @billbill997 5 років тому +190

      @Thor Odinson I hope you are trolling

    • @adamsiegel2719
      @adamsiegel2719 4 роки тому +113

      Now that he said that, I can’t look away from them...

    • @szabok1999
      @szabok1999 4 роки тому +77

      @@billbill997 Why do you care? He is either trolling, or has shitty taste.

    • @mjthehitman2365
      @mjthehitman2365 4 роки тому +50

      @Thor Odinson bruh this movie G.O.A.T

    • @notme5501
      @notme5501 4 роки тому +27

      Gotta sin even if it makes no sense and isn't worth a sin

  • @ecka5407
    @ecka5407 5 років тому +3929

    Movie: *Has Intro*
    CinemaSins: STOP, YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 5 років тому +21

      XD

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 5 років тому +75

      "Pay with your blood"

    • @C.R.J.Productions
      @C.R.J.Productions 5 років тому +6

      I love the fact that your icon is spinel

    • @kirstyrowe5062
      @kirstyrowe5062 5 років тому +6

      True

    • @aarong5675
      @aarong5675 4 роки тому +8

      Movie: has narraration
      Cinemasins: What you have done has made God very unhappy

  • @lilymorton1408
    @lilymorton1408 4 роки тому +3969

    I’m confused of why he didn’t take a sin off for...
    “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.”

    • @Allyoungblood
      @Allyoungblood 4 роки тому +41

      Why is that a sin

    • @agento4313
      @agento4313 4 роки тому +132

      He should have taken all sins of

    • @agento4313
      @agento4313 4 роки тому +96

      This is the greatest movie ever

    • @nimcie8377
      @nimcie8377 4 роки тому +20

      Agent O I like KFP 2 more, but they’re both amazing

    • @agento4313
      @agento4313 4 роки тому +24

      Chocolate juice yeah all 3 are amazing films and the inner peace fireballs scene was probably one of the coolest scenes ever

  • @spikespiegel1000
    @spikespiegel1000 5 років тому +2858

    Sins to Oogway ascending? Who hurt you that much in the past?!

    • @VinodhBallout6711
      @VinodhBallout6711 4 роки тому +162

      Fr bro. I mean he’s a good critic but sinning oogway dying is just low.

    • @fusionart4377
      @fusionart4377 4 роки тому +141

      Vinodh Ramesh Ehhh, I wouldn’t say he’s a good critic. I mean, often the things he criticizes are completely out of context and aren’t sin worthy, however he is pretty funny about it. An ok critic, but a good comedian

    • @AshamanJames
      @AshamanJames 4 роки тому +40

      It's a super cliche moment, even though it's done well. Hence why he sins.

    • @khangelanisilo3114
      @khangelanisilo3114 4 роки тому +9

      Am pretty sure you just said will not affect the cinemasins crew, in fact it that deserves a sin and am going to go ahead and add five more sins on this Kung Fu Panda movie because of the comments

    • @howtonotbasic1383
      @howtonotbasic1383 4 роки тому +2

      Because that's a movie cliches.

  • @LionManatic
    @LionManatic 5 років тому +969

    The reason it shows Oogway just blowing out the candles instead of doing a wind thing like Shifu did, is because it shows the difference in the two masters. Oogway is patient and has inner peace, while Shifu is impatient, because he has yet to master inner peace.
    And the reason why Tai Lung let the five live, is so that he could strike as much fear as he can, before arriving. Basically mind games, showing that five of their best is not enough to beat him. While Po, despite him being one panda, he has learned to use the opponent's strengths against him... that and having too much fat to be affected by the nerve attacks.

  • @asdfoifhvjbkaos
    @asdfoifhvjbkaos 3 роки тому +185

    6:01 I love the subtlety here. It's just a regular peach tree, but since Oogway calls it "The Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom", it's suddenly important. This follows the central theme that you only need to *believe* that something is special.

  • @sunny9430
    @sunny9430 6 років тому +5899

    Complains that Jackie Chan doesn't speak enough.
    *Sins every time Jackie Chan speaks.*

    • @cesarangeles1204
      @cesarangeles1204 6 років тому +419

      ...because he didn’t speak enough.

    • @ethanpreis413
      @ethanpreis413 6 років тому +330

      It's more of a sin about how unused potential he had

    • @fumikagetokoyami8597
      @fumikagetokoyami8597 6 років тому +15

      sunny ooF

    • @noahdavis9359
      @noahdavis9359 6 років тому +5

      @@fumikagetokoyami8597 666

    • @TheSewDew
      @TheSewDew 6 років тому +11

      666 likes ILL CHANGE THAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH

  • @aliyahpulido953
    @aliyahpulido953 4 роки тому +316

    4:17 Viper's little tongue flick is kinda cute to me here. She's the member of the Furious Five who shows the most concern for Po, as she's the gentlest one. Snakes often use their tongues to smell the air, and they can sense things like pheromones that indicate how whoever they can smell is feeling. Viper is trying to see and smell if Po is ok, since his pheromones would indicate if he was afraid or internally damaged, or if she could smell any blood, she'd know he was exteriorly wounded.

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 3 роки тому +43

      Thank you for enlightening me. I love learning about snakes

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 3 роки тому +35

      that's an awesome attention to detail and I love this comment

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 2 роки тому +5

      Wonderful observation. 👌🏻

    • @Phi_Lix
      @Phi_Lix 2 роки тому +5

      Viper was already my favorite character in Kung Fu Panda and now I love her even more

    • @BarryHart-xo1oy
      @BarryHart-xo1oy Рік тому +1

      Thank you for letting us know this.

  • @TheYeetusLord
    @TheYeetusLord 6 років тому +4342

    Tai Lung is a Snow Leopard.. there is only 1 tiger in this entire franchise. If there were more it would make Tigress unrecognisable (except from her martial art skills). CinemaSins earns a sin for not knowing the difference between a tiger and a freakin LEOPARD

    • @JS-hi3oo
      @JS-hi3oo 6 років тому +93

      Harry Pike he does call him a leopard later on.. .

    • @TheYeetusLord
      @TheYeetusLord 6 років тому +148

      BixZter Z my point still stands. Don’t ruin this for me😂

    • @uglyfense7754
      @uglyfense7754 6 років тому +51

      One sin for Harry Pike. He called Tai Lung a snow leopard once and a leopard the second time.

    • @TheYeetusLord
      @TheYeetusLord 6 років тому +44

      @@uglyfense7754 One sin for Ugly Fense. A Snow Leopard is a subspecies of Leopard so just because I didn't include the word 'snow' in at the end, that does not mean that calling Tai Lung a leopard (after already establishing what subspecies of leopard he is) is wrong. It's like defining a siberian tiger/bengal tiger/sumatran tiger, a tiger. They're all subspecies of the same family of big cat. :)

    • @dinohall2595
      @dinohall2595 6 років тому +21

      @@TheYeetusLord Two more sins for Harry Pike. The word "snow" comes at the beginning, not the end, of the word "leopard" in "snow leopard," and snow leopards are genetically unrelated to leopards.

  • @rilestin14
    @rilestin14 9 років тому +4331

    A lot of the sins given to this movie can be excused by the answer "because kung-fu"

    • @rilestin14
      @rilestin14 9 років тому +261

      There's no magic. There is only kung-fu.

    • @Epicburst
      @Epicburst 9 років тому +72

      +Riley Riley Kung-fu is God, Kung-fu is life

    • @intricatedesign3559
      @intricatedesign3559 9 років тому +31

      +Riley Riley Yep! And a lot of sins can be excused because "it is a kid's cartoon".

    • @rilestin14
      @rilestin14 9 років тому +48

      IntricateDesign Take that back. Kung-fu Panda is the most sophisticated adult movie of this generation.

    • @YouTube_Staff
      @YouTube_Staff 9 років тому

      True

  • @CouchTfilms
    @CouchTfilms 9 років тому +8312

    I was surprised how much I ended up liking this movie and the sequel

    • @espada1607
      @espada1607 9 років тому +149

      Same tbh

    • @Tea_Noire
      @Tea_Noire 9 років тому +262

      The sequel is my spirit animal.

    • @Ashutoshlakra
      @Ashutoshlakra 9 років тому +12

      +Buizelstar agreed!

    • @aneesahfazal9987
      @aneesahfazal9987 9 років тому +147

      same they usually make really bad sequels I hope they don't ruin the third one

    • @frosts1956
      @frosts1956 9 років тому +17

      +Couch Tomato cant wait for the 3rd

  • @matejdrobny2025
    @matejdrobny2025 5 років тому +894

    9:09 Everyone keeps picking on Po for being fat, but pandas are fat!
    Po:

  • @guttstring
    @guttstring 6 років тому +5060

    This film is a masterpiece, deduct all sins

    • @xlnukB0y
      @xlnukB0y 6 років тому +224

      “No movie is without a sin”

    • @AceNeyros
      @AceNeyros 6 років тому +200

      They're not reviewers. They're assholes.

    • @theguh728
      @theguh728 6 років тому +77

      Валерий Нейров What is the difference?

    • @hermesthegreek5247
      @hermesthegreek5247 6 років тому +52

      This has the same energy as "no u"

    • @Zimmy_1981
      @Zimmy_1981 6 років тому +38

      It was decent but not what I would call a masterpiece. No offense

  • @annas.8103
    @annas.8103 5 років тому +909

    "Escaping the prison is impossible"
    They said that about Azkaban. Yet here we are.

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 5 років тому +76

      Yeah, but you have to be super Sirius to get out of there.

    • @notactuallyacat.
      @notactuallyacat. 4 роки тому +22

      Rosie Johnson You’re my new favorite person for today

    • @tombeats7179
      @tombeats7179 4 роки тому +13

      Azkaban had a WAY higher number of prisoners compared to guards. And Sirius, not to undersell him AT ALL, but I never figured he was one of the best at magic. Yes, he was able to transfigurate, but that was due to help from 2 other people. As well, he had the pure will of murder fueling him during his escape.

    • @yitkahnorton8561
      @yitkahnorton8561 4 роки тому +10

      @@tombeats7179 In the books James and Sirius were considered Transfiguration proteges, they turned themselves and Peter into animaguses at the age of 15 with no outside help something full-grown wizards sometimes messed up and got themselves stuck half transformed

    • @kk_cats6072
      @kk_cats6072 4 роки тому +2

      Harry Stickmin-

  • @haley7571
    @haley7571 7 років тому +865

    “Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles. You are to concerned with both what’s, and what will be.”
    This was my senior quote...

    • @nikis1254
      @nikis1254 6 років тому +42

      Haley I hope you spelled it correctly back then

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 6 років тому +2

      Noodles

    • @mank89
      @mank89 6 років тому +3

      'Too'

    • @cliffhanngerr
      @cliffhanngerr 5 років тому +2

      My school dont have quotes that we can put

    • @millerblaylock
      @millerblaylock 5 років тому +1

      I hope you aren't a senior yet because it's the wrong "to"

  • @monsterislandtales5788
    @monsterislandtales5788 5 років тому +730

    Old turtle: there are no accident
    Me: uhhh... the emoji movie

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 5 років тому +66

      Unfortunately, that was on purpose.

    • @holup4990
      @holup4990 4 роки тому +48

      @@LadyOnikara then it's like this
      "There's no such thing as bad news"
      *The Emoji Movie*
      "...that is bad news"

    • @RayyanAbbasii
      @RayyanAbbasii 4 роки тому +32

      That isn't an accident, it's a mistake

    • @fallen_vague28
      @fallen_vague28 4 роки тому +9

      It's master Oogway

    • @shefine9057
      @shefine9057 4 роки тому +7

      That was a mistake

  • @Stephano217
    @Stephano217 9 років тому +737

    calling tai lung a tiger when he so very obviously has spots and not stripes. I don't expect you to know it's a snow leopard but tiger is incorrect every which way to sunday. *ding* 6:35

    • @niamhislonely
      @niamhislonely 9 років тому +2

      +werewolf914 That comment made my day! XD

    • @KitsuneSparks123
      @KitsuneSparks123 9 років тому +40

      +Stephano Brizzio Yea and he also called Po's dad a duck, even though he is clearly a goose.

    • @derekrichardson7853
      @derekrichardson7853 9 років тому +4

      You beat me to it. I was gonna "DING" him for calling an obvious Snow Leopard, a tiger.

    • @Rhekon
      @Rhekon 9 років тому +1

      +werewolf914 it was pretty silly that he missed that bit, sarcasm aside. That maybe says more about the coloration and shading, or he just very seriously focused on the sins. The latter would be somewhat ironic.

    • @RadicalEn010
      @RadicalEn010 9 років тому +8

      Inception 2: Nitpicking inside Nitpicking

  • @2551987ezio
    @2551987ezio 8 років тому +415

    "Quit..dont quit...noodle...dont noodle" was the best line in the movie

  • @longtoney
    @longtoney 9 років тому +669

    6:35
    Tiger? What? Clearly a snow leopard dude. I'm not hating or anything; it could have just been a slip of the tongue, but it is quite tricky to make that mistake.

    • @lanceoakes9688
      @lanceoakes9688 9 років тому +1

      He is a tiger man...

    • @Coolguysup
      @Coolguysup 9 років тому +1

      +GoldenWolf tiger

    • @joshbodner4778
      @joshbodner4778 9 років тому +167

      It's a sheep you fucking idiots.

    • @enishi4ty5
      @enishi4ty5 9 років тому +36

      Probs an accident. When they fight on a bridge, he says he can suspend disbelief for tigers and leopards fighting, so he probably didnt catch the slip

    • @MsLoopyLoops
      @MsLoopyLoops 9 років тому +10

      snow leopard

  • @hannahvossler3212
    @hannahvossler3212 4 роки тому +225

    shifu: you will never be the dragon warrior until you learn the secret of-
    ad: DaWn DiSh DeTeRgEnT sPrAy

    • @Hstone-wq1tl
      @Hstone-wq1tl 4 роки тому +15

      I mean, who doesn't want to learn that

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 роки тому +5

      The secret ingredient is *crime*

    • @craigforsyth4588
      @craigforsyth4588 3 роки тому +4

      But seriously, how did Shifu put out all those candles, is he an airbender or something? and how did he get the Dragon Scroll down from into place just by moving his staff up and back to make petals go on it. Someone needs to explain all these things.

    • @afairlyboringfemale7783
      @afairlyboringfemale7783 2 роки тому +1

      @@craigforsyth4588 There's no such thing as physics in Kung fu pandamonium

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @eveningdim7167
    @eveningdim7167 8 років тому +557

    You missed the sin "there are no accidents, but apparently adopting the snow leopard was wrong"
    Also, you get a sin for calling him a tiger.

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 8 років тому +32

      There's a difference between accidents and mistakes.

    • @eveningdim7167
      @eveningdim7167 8 років тому +3

      Mettaton Ex ...On the movies he criticizes, accidents are counted as mistakes.

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 8 років тому +7

      Aubren My point is, adopting the snow leopard was a mistake, not an accident. Shi Fu new what he was doing when he took in Tai Lung. It was a mistake because of the turn-out.

    • @ILikeCHEEZ9
      @ILikeCHEEZ9 8 років тому +1

      huh, actually yea i can see where Mettaton is coming from. an accident is something out of your control. It was no accident that they adopted Tai Lung and he became evil because e could sense it and he was meant to become the villain

    • @nicklaskent3289
      @nicklaskent3289 8 років тому +7

      Actually shi fu adopting Tai Lung is destiny because it led to the discovery of the Dragon Warrior and thus was tied in to po's destiny.

  • @HummingLantern27
    @HummingLantern27 6 років тому +448

    There used to be rhinos in China, now they're all dead. In case that question got you wondering, you know?

  • @MiDuWay
    @MiDuWay 9 років тому +1274

    "Rhino nipple" Is now my favorite sin.

  • @theyankeedoodler
    @theyankeedoodler 4 роки тому +55

    2:43 of course Master Oogway can blow out the candles in 2 seconds, because Shifu can. The difference between Oogway taking time and being in the moment and Shifu angrily attempting to control all he can is a massive recurring theme.

    • @shyfoxfeatherhere6446
      @shyfoxfeatherhere6446 3 роки тому +6

      He also calls Oogway magic when there's no magic shown. It is even explained to us that Oogway used a nerve attack.
      Later he even acknowledges the nerve attack but doesn't call it magic.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 6 років тому +504

    "We should hang out."
    "Or even SEE his toes."
    "But he will."
    "Tigress, you must try this".
    " It`s Shifu!"
    "Po?"
    "We got this! Help her!"
    "He`s too fast! Sorry, Po!"
    "Come, little one. Gets go find your mamma."
    Yeah, that`s how you underuse Jackie Chan. But I wasn't bothered with that much actually.

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 4 роки тому +18

      @Anouk Etyemezian Before the film though, I kind of expected that NONE of the Five apart from Tigress were going to speak. I knew Tigress was going to speak because of a TV spot where she actually says something.

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 4 роки тому +15

      @Anouk EtyemezianCrane at least had plenty to say.

    • @ObjectRecording
      @ObjectRecording 3 роки тому +18

      Don't Forget "Good Morning Master" .

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 3 роки тому +9

      @@ObjectRecording Oh yeah. Yeah

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 2 роки тому

      So that's 9 lines, not 7.
      Edit : 10, counting "Good morning, master."

  • @samstrohmyer2403
    @samstrohmyer2403 6 років тому +130

    "No one gives the snake any shit about not having any arms...?" had me dying. (9:00)

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 2 роки тому

      Your timestamp is a little off, but I agree with you.

  • @adewin1955
    @adewin1955 6 років тому +2409

    "there are no accidents" well sir my birth disagrees with you.

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 6 років тому +138

      Correction, your birth was not accident. Your conception was. =)

    • @mikip282
      @mikip282 6 років тому +17

      MEEEEEEEEE

    • @magnetic_5oh194
      @magnetic_5oh194 6 років тому +13

      Adey Tube underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @CinnabarCereal
      @CinnabarCereal 6 років тому +7

      Adey Tube same

    • @sunny_sunson
      @sunny_sunson 6 років тому +8

      I was thinking that too lol

  • @notactuallyacat.
    @notactuallyacat. 5 років тому +261

    “It would be impossible if he was dead.”
    *Meanwhile, in Kung Fu Panda 3*

  • @TrickyTrickyFox
    @TrickyTrickyFox 9 років тому +574

    Also, Tai Lung is a snow leopard and Poes dad is a goose, not a duck -___-

    • @TheDragonstorm1993YT
      @TheDragonstorm1993YT 9 років тому +11

      true

    • @TrickyTrickyFox
      @TrickyTrickyFox 9 років тому

      ***** o/

    • @Loopycoon
      @Loopycoon 9 років тому +3

      We all have to die someday, it's natural like eating or sleeping that's why I don't go to funerals cuz getting sad won't help anything it'll just make u worse.
      (Tokyo ghoul reference)

    • @AdilKhan-vb4bq
      @AdilKhan-vb4bq 9 років тому +3

      +VegasGamingHD I agree. Imagine not going to your parents funeral. it just sounds so disrespectful

    • @TrickyTrickyFox
      @TrickyTrickyFox 9 років тому

      ***** I'm shaved now, don't worry

  • @johnfemaledeer9477
    @johnfemaledeer9477 6 років тому +353

    Ducks actually will hatch and raise any bird's egg they can sit on.

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 5 років тому +44

      Pandas don't hatch from eggs.

    • @markneillmusic9082
      @markneillmusic9082 5 років тому +61

      Rosie Johnson it’s a representation of the paternal instinct of ducks

    • @iadd2568
      @iadd2568 4 роки тому +26

      @Rosie Johnson well dang, there goes my science project.

    • @theRealPlaidRabbit
      @theRealPlaidRabbit 4 роки тому +6

      Ducks are actually pretty stupid.

    • @lillianbradshaw3277
      @lillianbradshaw3277 4 роки тому +9

      that explains why ugly duckling is a thing I always wondered about that

  • @thedragonballguy7570
    @thedragonballguy7570 7 років тому +189

    There was an actual point to 23, Oogway was testing Shifu's patience. If he had waited long enough, Oogway would have told him nothing was wrong and then Shifu wouldn't have taken preventative measures for Tai Lung's foretold prison break, which ultimately set him free. "One often meets his destiny on the path he takes to avoid it" - Oogway
    So not really a sin, if you understand the backstory and motivations of the characters.

    • @GirlYouDontKnow-rx3lm
      @GirlYouDontKnow-rx3lm 6 років тому +6

      Thank you for that.

    • @instantchaos2385
      @instantchaos2385 2 роки тому

      yea but why do that?

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 2 роки тому +5

      So basically if blowing all those out took days, even year, Oogway would have stalled long enough. And Tai Lung would still be in prison.

    • @williamwright4813
      @williamwright4813 2 роки тому +2

      Hot dang...I never thought of that...Oogway was even more of a genius than I thought!

    • @tamas9554
      @tamas9554 Рік тому

      So Oogway just let Tai Lung kill a thousand warriors? :D
      That doesn't fit into his character, based on the info given in the film, your theory has little proof

  • @acsintealecsandra8994
    @acsintealecsandra8994 3 роки тому +62

    "One often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it"... LOVE this line...and perfect to describe what happened..Shifu freaking out and sending the goose to tell the rhino to double the guards and make sure Tai Lung does NOT escape...is ultimately what gave Tai Lung the chance TO escape...absolute beatiful line

  • @raychela.6799
    @raychela.6799 8 років тому +73

    "No one seems the slightest but concerned that Crane's neck is visibly broken." Why am I cracking up about this?!

    • @Ultrakrill2411
      @Ultrakrill2411 7 років тому

      Its funny because of the deadpan delivery and the technical way he says it

  • @calakipmar5351
    @calakipmar5351 6 років тому +942

    9:35
    Oogway dies in infinity war

    • @soratriforce2877
      @soratriforce2877 6 років тому +62

      "Shifu, it was the only way..."

    • @athenaromanov2177
      @athenaromanov2177 6 років тому +2

      Calakipmar leave

    • @calakipmar5351
      @calakipmar5351 6 років тому +6

      Athenas Randomness What might you mean by leave
      I'm just commenting on my own comment

    • @athenaromanov2177
      @athenaromanov2177 6 років тому +1

      Calakipmar sorry
      Still upset about infinity war and that is something my friends and I say to people who mention sadness.
      I apologize if I sounded rude.

    • @calakipmar5351
      @calakipmar5351 6 років тому +2

      Athenas Randomness oh ok sorry for the misunderstanding

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 8 років тому +1052

    Well, if the villain supposedly had a thousand guards, and the Thousand Tongues of Fire only had 43 rockets, does that mean the villain only had 43 guards?

  • @daringspino3446
    @daringspino3446 5 років тому +50

    0:28 dude, you are sinning inside a freaking IMAGINATION. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

  • @samtankersley98
    @samtankersley98 8 років тому +618

    Oh wait I didn't see the mantis...that's racist

  • @Cheeseanonioncrisps
    @Cheeseanonioncrisps 8 років тому +712

    Cinemasins sin:
    Tai-Lung is not a tiger, he's a snow leopard.

  • @StarstormAnimations
    @StarstormAnimations 8 років тому +88

    You missed a sin, when the rhinos accidentally shoot the shackel on Tai Long's arm and his arm is freed, he should have been dragged off of the pillar by the giant boulder chained to his OTHER arm, since the two boulders were the only thing keeping him down and balanced

    • @StarstormAnimations
      @StarstormAnimations 8 років тому +1

      Also, you pointed out that it took the 5 a long time to get to the prison, but when they made a tv series of this, the characters visit the prison multiple times under different circumstances and it takes well under a day to get there

    • @zzz9952
      @zzz9952 8 років тому +8

      Well, that sin doesn't really count, since CinemaSins focuses solely on the movie and ignores source material and spin-offs, so they wouldn't have taken the TV show into account. Your first sin is pretty on-point though, so... ding!

    • @TheGamingTurret
      @TheGamingTurret 8 років тому +3

      strength can't really defy those kinda physics though.
      when will cinema learn that knowing martial arts does not make you a god r-r

    • @StarstormAnimations
      @StarstormAnimations 6 років тому

      Exactly, easy solution. Dude practically boned himself

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 2 роки тому

      Good point. I never noticed. 😂😂

  • @gembly3237
    @gembly3237 4 роки тому +75

    Film: has 0.0001 seconds of intro
    CinemaSins: yeah, 5 sins for that

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 3 роки тому +1

      also every sin for logos. calling that "obligatory logo sin" and the bonus "obligatory Comcast sin"

  • @leethompson-kolar6333
    @leethompson-kolar6333 8 років тому +611

    "We should hang out."
    "Tigress, you've got to try this."
    "He's too fast... Sorry, Pop!"
    "Come, little one. Let's find your mama."
    8:21 Jackie Chan said at least four complete sentences. *ding*

    • @imjustlucy_29
      @imjustlucy_29 8 років тому +24

      Lee Thompson-Kolar you forgot the "if he can even look at his feet" line

    • @leethompson-kolar6333
      @leethompson-kolar6333 8 років тому +5

      Lucy The Freak That's more of a sentence fragment, really.

    • @imjustlucy_29
      @imjustlucy_29 8 років тому +1

      Lee Thompson-Kolar aww.. ( ._.)

    • @epicmichael525
      @epicmichael525 8 років тому +18

      Lee Thompson-Kolar Actually, he said,"He's too fast! Sorry, Po.

    • @cliffturbo2146
      @cliffturbo2146 8 років тому +5

      Also "Good morning, Master.

  • @somethinganimations4005
    @somethinganimations4005 4 роки тому +51

    4:04
    The mantis is a type of Kung fu, that’s why he is there,
    And so is snake, monkey, crane, tiger and dragon (dragon warrior).

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 роки тому +4

      @Anouk Etyemezian Panda isn't a kind of animalistic Kung Fu

  • @Lee-eo2by
    @Lee-eo2by 4 роки тому +69

    8:08 okay I know Jeremy is kidding but as someone who did martial arts for several years, yeah you definitely wanna respond quickly to your master as a sign of respect. Also, if they think you're "being lazy" you have to run laps/stay after class/help clean the studio

    • @instantchaos2385
      @instantchaos2385 2 роки тому

      i mean respect is good and all, but as a talented student you're supposed to question everything because your master is not some god who knows absolutely everything, he can be sometimes wrong too and u would need to correct him and resolve the issues

    • @instantchaos2385
      @instantchaos2385 2 роки тому

      - Also, if they think you're "being lazy" you have to run laps/stay after class/help clean the studio
      also how is that a good thing? if you're being lazy that means u don't have enough motivation and that is what your master needs to fix, making u run laps is just a dirty hack to fix the problem temporarily

    • @adriob7520
      @adriob7520 2 роки тому +1

      yeah, that was obviously about discipline, not hurry

    • @stephenyarrington1871
      @stephenyarrington1871 Рік тому +1

      @@instantchaos2385shifu is Confucius though so everything is about order discipline and hierarchy

    • @instantchaos2385
      @instantchaos2385 Рік тому

      @@stephenyarrington1871 well and here i was thinking that guy must've been smart if everyone praised him....

  • @Pashmotatoe
    @Pashmotatoe 5 років тому +214

    Kung Fu Panda *gets sinned*
    Oogway: My time has come.

    • @forstaken2254
      @forstaken2254 3 роки тому +3

      Cinema Sins: **Makes a video about everything wrong with Kung Fu Panda**
      Everyone: **Loads shotgun with spiritual intent**

  • @MarlonMacielBrando
    @MarlonMacielBrando 9 років тому +587

    "Bruce Lee was a badass, but against four other badasses, he'd have lost, dog"
    Well someone needs to see the movie where he defeats an entire school of karatekas. Unless you're speaking with real life in mind. If that's the case, disregard this comment.

    • @bondjames8225
      @bondjames8225 9 років тому +54

      +MarlonMacielBrando I think he was talking with real life in mind. His general point was that Bruce Lee was as skilled as you can get, but even he couldn't overcome numbers.

    • @SchrosDinger
      @SchrosDinger 9 років тому +5

      +bond james
      Not that we'd ever know, 'cause everyone was scared out of their gourds by Brucie. With *good* reason.

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 9 років тому +30

      +bond james IF the numbers were filled with those close to his skill.
      I could kick the crap out of 100 drunken idiots. But 4 bouncers and my new bed for the night is the back alley they leave me in.
      Same thing. the entire school of karatekas was no match for Bruce Lee. But what about 4 dudes and/or dudettes who are as or almost as skilled as him.
      Its all a numbers game. Think of weaklings like pennies and Bruce Lee is a dollar. 100 pennies equals a dollar. Or 4 quarters.

    • @bondjames8225
      @bondjames8225 9 років тому +4

      Chrono Mitsurugi Oh i completely agree and i am familiar with bruce lee and his story and background. But in this movie, it was four people with similar skills to the one person they were ganging up on. Plus once it gets to be four or five guys if they all attack at once, i dont care how good you are, it becomes a problem.

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 9 років тому +1

      bond james so true

  • @walkerkombat2783
    @walkerkombat2783 8 років тому +970

    So tai lung escaped because the messengers feather? So technically if the turtle never told Shi fu that tai lung will return then tai lung would have never returned because if the turtle never told Shi fu then Shi fu would have never sent the messenger therefore nothing would have happened so it's called the turtles fault

    • @Birthnote
      @Birthnote 8 років тому +124

      Yup. He knew what he was doing. The villains from 2 and 3 prove there was worse coming, so the turtle had to get the ball rolling.

    • @-RandomPlayer56-
      @-RandomPlayer56- 8 років тому +20

      but that stupid turtle did so this movie can exists but its still a good movie

    • @ihbanna
      @ihbanna 8 років тому +89

      Oogway warned Shifu that "One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it,". But Shifu did it anyway, so it's totally Shifu's fault.

    • @nottuska1732
      @nottuska1732 8 років тому +23

      The third movie is the only one not driven by a self-fulfilling prophecy.

    • @watermelonaxe
      @watermelonaxe 8 років тому +15

      Guys if the messenger feather never reached tai lung, he would of gotten out another way, it was destined to happen

  • @starwolfanimations2811
    @starwolfanimations2811 8 років тому +437

    Don't noodles will be my senior quote

    • @squash6506
      @squash6506 8 років тому +25

      StarWolf Animations I'm choosing "Skadoosh" as mine XD

    • @katiepemberton3104
      @katiepemberton3104 7 років тому +1

      StarWolf Animations yep me to

    • @shishi1103
      @shishi1103 7 років тому +7

      "Laughed so hrd" will be mine.

    • @agentcritter9366
      @agentcritter9366 7 років тому +1

      Tango Kabocha mine will be "Because I'm Batman!"

    • @agentcritter9366
      @agentcritter9366 7 років тому

      Or "Pudding!"

  • @kirbydude2523
    @kirbydude2523 5 років тому +41

    2:08 In the next movie, Ping actually serves tofu.

  • @sdb87149
    @sdb87149 8 років тому +586

    Po's dad is a goose not a duck

    • @supertan2227
      @supertan2227 8 років тому +87

      *DING!*

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 8 років тому +29

      And Tai Lung is a Snow leopard,not a tiger.

    • @williambarwick3433
      @williambarwick3433 8 років тому +9

      First he mistakes a duck 🦆 for a goose then he mistakes a tiger for a snowlepord

    • @fishyfists1621
      @fishyfists1621 8 років тому +2

      William Barwick
      It's spelt leopard

    • @ericatrent89
      @ericatrent89 8 років тому +9

      Steven B nah he's a chica

  • @lunyf2165
    @lunyf2165 6 років тому +410

    the energy thing is actually not magic but real because there IS a technique (respectively, a whole martial art) called "dim mak" that relies on hitting nerve points in a way that the opponent is either hurt, paralysed (if only for a short term) or killed. (it's also the technique ty lee from ATLA (avatar: the last airbender) uses.) so, that would work. and since it requires a LOT of knowledge about the system of the body and how it is built and THEN learning how to exactly hit the spots (which I'm sure takes a long time of training and exercise) it is also logic that only masters (which Tai Lung is, seeing how he was trained and that he had a natural gift) are able to use this in a fight.

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 6 років тому +28

      Good point, but pressure point martial arts doesn't give your fists gold rings or blue fire.

    • @lunyf2165
      @lunyf2165 6 років тому +72

      of course it doesn't, you're right there. but I think it serves as a visualization of the power it has. it's much cooler for kids like that.

    • @weepingwillow_
      @weepingwillow_ 6 років тому +7

      @@JohnPerry27 he got the fire because of the made fire from the destruction of the jade palace..

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 6 років тому +1

      @@weepingwillow_ He also used it on Po without the sparks.

    • @somebat8888
      @somebat8888 5 років тому +1

      Ya but it also doesn't work punching and kicking people seems more effective

  • @bobstuffguy3708
    @bobstuffguy3708 8 років тому +46

    "No one seems the slightest bit concerned that Crane's neck is visibly broken"
    I died XD

  • @stevent5229
    @stevent5229 5 років тому +218

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    No plant or animal that has ever walked this earth:
    Cinema Sins: *Narration*

  • @Zz-qr3mv
    @Zz-qr3mv 8 років тому +320

    It also bothered the hell out of me that they were all eating PLAIN noodles!!

    • @oreospeedwagon811
      @oreospeedwagon811 8 років тому +55

      David L Right? At least throw some sause on that bitch!

    • @BloodyBrawler92
      @BloodyBrawler92 8 років тому +26

      David L Ikr, noodles aren't noodles without soy sauce.

    • @marsayde1237
      @marsayde1237 7 років тому +5

      It’s cuz they don’t noodles.

  • @nathanielschwartz425
    @nathanielschwartz425 7 років тому +503

    Throughout the whole movie Jackie Chan has about 5 lines and says exactly 32 words. I kept track.

    • @Ultrakrill2411
      @Ultrakrill2411 7 років тому +2

      Why?

    • @makenziekrenz2323
      @makenziekrenz2323 6 років тому +1

      No it’s six lines

    • @jlizarraga6727
      @jlizarraga6727 6 років тому +1

      Can u use it in a sentence

    • @packrat2004
      @packrat2004 2 роки тому

      Actually, no. He has seven lines. Five sentence fragments and two full sentences. Jeremy literally says that in this video.

  • @AvalynTheAccursed
    @AvalynTheAccursed 8 років тому +455

    It wasn't until the third movie that I realized Oogway actually had a strategy when he kept pointing at Po.. He noticed Po was trying to dodge being pointed at by his finger, and was doing well at it, and then he started testing his reflexes and was impressed.. Makes a lot more sense now..

    • @MissMadCherry
      @MissMadCherry 7 років тому +7

      Oooh! That makes sense now!

    • @Fif0l
      @Fif0l 7 років тому +40

      Well, no. Right when poe flew through the wall for the first time, Oogway said "I sense the dragon warrior among us"

    • @yeahkeen2905
      @yeahkeen2905 7 років тому

      When did that happen.

    • @clau9689
      @clau9689 6 років тому +1

      Ohhhhhhh, thanks for telling me, I was always kind of confused with “WHY”

    • @TheExecutioner21
      @TheExecutioner21 6 років тому +2

      just rewatched that scene and no, he only moves two inches just to confirm he was being pointed at

  • @CallicoJackracham
    @CallicoJackracham 5 років тому +64

    Cinemasins: Implies dead characters can't return
    Me: *Laughs in Kai*

    • @jamalpitts3601
      @jamalpitts3601 3 роки тому +1

      Dragon Ball Z Kai?

    • @CallicoJackracham
      @CallicoJackracham 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamalpitts3601 No, Kung Fu Panda 3 Kai.

    • @nutriit
      @nutriit 3 роки тому +1

      Speaking of, look at 0:59 there's a kai picture on po's wall

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 2 роки тому

      @@nutriit That's probably a different kung-fu bull like Master Ox. Not only does that drawing look different from Kai, the third movie repeatedly establishes that almost no one knows about the latter.

    • @bmt4628
      @bmt4628 9 місяців тому

      Well well

  • @LoudToon99
    @LoudToon99 9 років тому +511

    Now that you have sinned 2 of Dreamworks biggest franchises, next time you do Dreamworks, please do Shrek next. I would LOVE to see how the Shrek fandom would react to that. XD

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 9 років тому +14

      Then sin the 2001 hit movie Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

    • @HeronLikesStuff
      @HeronLikesStuff 9 років тому

      Lysander already did it. Look it up.

    • @RadicalEn010
      @RadicalEn010 9 років тому +20

      Shrek is a spoof of normal fairy tale stories. Sinning it would be like praising it.

    • @lrba5524
      @lrba5524 9 років тому +1

      the shrek fandom? You need to internet more

    • @lord_leprechaun2989
      @lord_leprechaun2989 9 років тому +1

      +Alex Ramirez I'm pretty sure Shriek is reserved the same way the lion king was

  • @TheApoke
    @TheApoke 8 років тому +65

    1:10 they explain later that Po's real parents were pandas, and that his duck dad found him.

    • @quintencraeghs6128
      @quintencraeghs6128 8 років тому +10

      spoilers dude spoilers

    • @Viralskeptic-d3z
      @Viralskeptic-d3z 8 років тому +7

      TheApoke i never caught that, i just thought that they assumed the kids wouldn't care that his father was a duck instead of another panda. the kids don't know that each animal usually gives birth to the same type of animal because they are too young, right?

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 8 років тому +1

      Super Gamer but you knew that when you watched the video.

    • @Sheol02
      @Sheol02 8 років тому

      +Super Gamer
      Spoiler? Really?
      +Nathan Chip
      In the end the adults were the dumb ones to even assume such a thing.

    • @Viralskeptic-d3z
      @Viralskeptic-d3z 8 років тому

      No, one of my parents caught that when watching. I knew adoption was the only way it was possible, so i told her that's probably what it was.

  • @julianpagano1659
    @julianpagano1659 8 років тому +2129

    "Three cheers for Jackie Chan fourth line!" Hahahaha XD

    • @hyerrrvawesome6744
      @hyerrrvawesome6744 8 років тому +5

      dinosaur kids

    • @elijaha2246
      @elijaha2246 7 років тому +5

      it should be 4 cheers

    • @penapvp2230
      @penapvp2230 7 років тому +2

      (ง◉ᴥ◉)ง

    • @kennyallison967
      @kennyallison967 6 років тому

      Oogway lied because Tai Lung wasn't already going to escape prison, but he just escaped because he said so.

    • @kennyallison967
      @kennyallison967 6 років тому

      I hate plots where the oracle says that something, that wasn't already going to happen, will happen, because that means the oracle lied.

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 3 роки тому +55

    The Kung Fu Panda trilogy is one of the strongest trilogies ever. And Tai Lung and Shen are some of the strongest written antagonists not only in Dreamworks history, but cinema history all together.

    • @Phi_Lix
      @Phi_Lix 2 роки тому +4

      Shen is one of my favorite villains of all time. Tai Lung is good too but I think Shen has better scenes, especially comedic ones

  • @kylehumphries6283
    @kylehumphries6283 9 років тому +354

    Another settlement needs our help. Here I'll mark it on your map.

    • @neon1321
      @neon1321 9 років тому +16

      THERE IS NO ESCAPE

    • @spenkick7581
      @spenkick7581 9 років тому +18

      Gravy pls...I already have 5 other settlements to help...

    • @thewolvesofunity7758
      @thewolvesofunity7758 9 років тому +5

      Oh you mean the settlements I let die, ha

    • @StephySon
      @StephySon 9 років тому +2

      Dammit Garvey!!!

    • @mylkwagon
      @mylkwagon 9 років тому

      +Preston Garvey I am glad I completely avoid you.

  • @destroy141
    @destroy141 9 років тому +311

    dude you learn the magic thru kung-fu

    • @JaleelBeig
      @JaleelBeig 9 років тому +10

      so harry potter UK is actually China?

    • @destroy141
      @destroy141 9 років тому +7

      yes yes it is

    • @Bodge18
      @Bodge18 9 років тому

      So if I learn to fight I can learn magic? Count me in!

    • @SurrealKeenan
      @SurrealKeenan 9 років тому +6

      +Destry Soule yup. chi is a big thing in kung fu and that stuff works a lot like magic

    • @Bodge18
      @Bodge18 9 років тому

      SurrealKeenan Yeah but... it's not real...

  • @GeorgeMonet
    @GeorgeMonet 8 років тому +172

    Wait, the only qualification for being a noodle chef is having a dream about noodle making, and the only people who grow up to make noodles are those who have noodle dreams, but from the sound of the dialogue, Po's father did not have a noodle dream and instead had a dream about making Tofu. So why does Po's father believe that there is a thing called a noodle dream when he himself had a tofu dream and not a noodle dream. If Po's father believed that dreams were tied to profession, then he would be making tofu.

    • @caydenblue
      @caydenblue 8 років тому +27

      Maybe he had a Noodle and a Tofu dream separate? You know 99.9% of people tend to have more then 1 dream in their entire life right?

    • @myohmy9000
      @myohmy9000 8 років тому +5

      +GeorgeMonet *five dings appear on the sin counter*

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 8 років тому +1

      Oogway: this leaf is the dragon warrior😊

    • @MrLaryece
      @MrLaryece 8 років тому +1

      You would be excellent at CinemaSins.

    • @oneofthe12sionmains70
      @oneofthe12sionmains70 8 років тому +12

      Ping: Po, you must undertake a deep process to be a noodle chef.
      Ping: First, a question: Did you have the noodle dream?
      Po: Yes.
      Ping: YOURE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!!!!!!
      Anyone? XD

  • @The90210Officer
    @The90210Officer 10 місяців тому +1

    3:38 I'm willing to bet that Crane just flew them up high, since he does carry all of them back to the Jade Palace later in the movie. Plus, carries Po with only slight difficulty in the sequel, so carrying the rest of the Furious Five doesn't seem like it would be too hard in comparison.
    Edit: However, I did a bit of research and if the characters were the average weight of the animal they're based on, Tigress alone is 4 times heavier than Po.

  • @BishtrainerTai16
    @BishtrainerTai16 9 років тому +235

    Considering Po kills Tai Lung, seems like this movie teaches kids its best to execute your enemies.

    • @donchan6464
      @donchan6464 9 років тому +33

      Would you want a kung-fu master trying to kill you? No, you kill him and all his family, like a normal person.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 9 років тому +3

      +BishtrainerTai16 To be fair, one can argue that Po brought peace to Tai Lung. Notice that there's all that gold stuff everywhere.

    • @zetton1374
      @zetton1374 9 років тому +4

      +BishtrainerTai16 I mean... Do people not know that already? Why the fuck would you keep an enemy alive, there is literally no merit for it.

    • @FaticusDolphinius
      @FaticusDolphinius 9 років тому +2

      +jacoblgames those are pieces of him :D

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 9 років тому

      Faticus Dolphinius Lies. There isn't enough of him to cover that much.

  • @Comboowo
    @Comboowo 6 років тому +530

    8:55 Pro tip: you can tOtAllY make someone faint by tapping their chest like you are unlocking an iPhone. Totally legit life hack for iPhone users lolXD!!1!

    • @ethanedwards3357
      @ethanedwards3357 6 років тому +38

      Pressure point. Try that on someone.

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 6 років тому +55

      Pro tip: Don't do that

    • @MrPtrgun
      @MrPtrgun 6 років тому +8

      Do not know where this myth started but it IS a myth. Straight up B. S. .
      Try it. Really, nothing will happen but a sore finger.

    • @ethanedwards3357
      @ethanedwards3357 6 років тому

      @@MrPtrgun Oh really?

    • @MrPtrgun
      @MrPtrgun 6 років тому +1

      Ethan Edwards
      Yes Ethan, really. Try it. I am telling you that it is b.s.

  • @SPRWinchester
    @SPRWinchester 7 років тому +244

    Notice whenever the teacher/master says there is darkness in their student, it becomes true because of the statement...

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 7 років тому +16

      SPR Winchester tho any smart person wouldn’t believe in fate or destiny and would train the person until either the darkness is their weapon or until they pick the light over darkness

    • @SgtSupaman
      @SgtSupaman 7 років тому +18

      Both very good points, but I think the master is saying that they sense who the student is within. As many believe, people don't change. It doesn't matter how much you fake being a good, nice person, if you are actually hiding a cruel jerk underneath, that will eventually work its way out (like someone who has been abusive in relationships in the past trying to be sweet and loving but eventually falls back into being abusive). So, they don't want to train someone like that and make them stronger and more powerful just for them to later use that power in evil ways. I mean wouldn't you feel bad if you got a really bad vibe from someone but ignored it and went ahead and taught them how to be an unstoppable fighter only for them to use that knowledge and those skills to go on a killing spree? The student might be the monster, but you created him. So it might not be that "it becomes true because of the statement" but instead that darkness is coming to the surface, just like the master knew it would.

    • @BansheeKing22
      @BansheeKing22 6 років тому +6

      No I wouldn't feel bad. I'd still train the person. Then we could dominate the world and end the pathetic existence of the weak foolish humans.

    • @jampubharadwaj6930
      @jampubharadwaj6930 6 років тому +6

      @SgtSupaman Not quite true, people do change. Tell me this. If a person has restrained himself for his whole life after having been abusive in relationships in the past, even if someone reminds him of his past and even he remembers it himself, yet he knows he was a monster once and does nothing in the present or the future to bring it out, do you think that the person has not changed? What would you classify as change then? That he completely forgets the past and live as if it never happened. You should give people a chance, many chances in fact. Getting a bad vibe is subjective. Some people think they know everything they need to know about another person and judge them and conjure up misconstrued feelings. How wise are such people truly? And in the end, if he's someone not as bad as the first person thought to be, he/she is letting go of a good person assuming he was bad due to buried past and some bad vibes. That for me, is more the first person's fault than the second one's. That for me, is someone who lacked the courage to trust in a potentially good person and who was quick to judge because he/she think themselves to be self-righteous while in reality they are wrong.
      One a side note, all the pain that starts in this world starts from rejection or not finding someone who accept or agree with you. But there are certain criteria, if a few people say you are wrong, maybe you are in the wrong place. If more people say you are wrong, maybe you are with the wrong people. If many say you are wrong, maybe you are in the wrong yourself. But if everyone says you are wrong, you are either a brilliant genius or a clueless fool. The brilliant genius would be true if people at a later time agree with you. And the clueless fool would be true when people never agree with you.

    • @pelonp3691
      @pelonp3691 6 років тому +1

      There’s darkness in everyone, so it’s also a dumb point

  • @justsomeguy5390
    @justsomeguy5390 5 років тому +17

    When you get fender bender’d
    Other guy: sorry man it was an accident
    You: *THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS*

  • @RetroWorkShop773
    @RetroWorkShop773 9 років тому +320

    How did you not sin the "Skadoosh"?

    • @culturehub2628
      @culturehub2628 9 років тому +2

      +Pvt Taggart "L" nigga

    • @user-is5tv2mc3p
      @user-is5tv2mc3p 9 років тому +12

      +Rafael Johnson you called

    • @name-zh5tq
      @name-zh5tq 9 років тому

      +L LMAO

    • @duelverse8410
      @duelverse8410 9 років тому +29

      Why would you sin that?

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 9 років тому +46

      +Duel Verse
      1. the fact that its a life threatening pinkie hold.
      2. the fact you could easily get outta that.
      3. the fact that Po literally disintegrated a fool.
      4. more magic
      5. also deus ex machina
      6. seriously why would you *not* sin that?

  • @Lolwutfordawin
    @Lolwutfordawin 9 років тому +108

    I have the Wilhelm scream as my phones notification sound, 7:28 really confused me xD

    • @Pemj2k
      @Pemj2k 9 років тому

      +Lolwutfordawin I hope you have an equally awesome ringtone.

    • @Lolwutfordawin
      @Lolwutfordawin 9 років тому

      Pemj2k My ringtone is the space taxi song from the german comedy (T)Raumschiff Surprise. I'd say it's rather amazing, especially 'cause I find myself singing along. ;D

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 9 років тому

      +Lolwutfordawin great, now I'm singing along, and that song didn't even play! *claps hands twice* space taxi to the skyyyy...

    • @Lolwutfordawin
      @Lolwutfordawin 9 років тому

      +Me (No, not Ashildr, I had the name before Doctor Who, and I'm not changing it!) you know that movie? it's amazing :D

    • @TSFHGW2
      @TSFHGW2 9 років тому

      +Lolwutfordawin Well you just gave me an idea...

  • @MoonLoonie69
    @MoonLoonie69 7 років тому +1002

    Sin: Tai-Lung is not a tiger, he's a snow leopard. Tigers have stripes, genius.

    • @coopgaming1514
      @coopgaming1514 6 років тому +37

      NickyVendetta you know I never knew what he was

    • @claylilac
      @claylilac 6 років тому +53

      If this sin is based on his name sounding somewhat like tiger, then it's invalid as "Tai-Lung" is one letter off from
      Tai Long, which would most likely translate to Great Dragon.

    • @triune_blades
      @triune_blades 6 років тому +25

      He said leopard @ 11:38.

    • @vaughnshinkus4178
      @vaughnshinkus4178 6 років тому +27

      Nicky Vendetta Ahh... there's nothing better than when a pretentious person uses the comment section to demonstrate there knowledge on a particular subject while acting like they're superior for having said knowledge.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 6 років тому +79

      Vaughn Ryan Shinkus You're nitpicking about a guy who nitpicks about a guy whose job is nitpicking. Sin added

  • @idiot345
    @idiot345 5 років тому +34

    I know this is old, but in one of the first few scenes, the duck is holding a leek. Which in China and Japan is seen as far fetched, and is like some sort of symbol of luck. This is also where the Pokémon came from.

  • @SwitchbackCh
    @SwitchbackCh 8 років тому +460

    I want to know who else googled "Does China have rhinos".

  • @joshuavis2736
    @joshuavis2736 6 років тому +47

    Oogway: Tai Lung will return
    Shifu: that’s impossible, he is only on the second season of game of thrones

  • @game_rocks6443
    @game_rocks6443 9 років тому +145

    isnt a jackie chan line when he say po's name on the brige with tai lung?

    • @Rybellious
      @Rybellious 9 років тому

      +GAME_ROCKS I don't think one word counts as a whole line.

    • @game_rocks6443
      @game_rocks6443 9 років тому

      just say XD

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 9 років тому +7

      +RybelliousGaming Technically, it does.

    • @Rybellious
      @Rybellious 9 років тому

      jacoblgames
      Not really no. A line is a whole sentence. One word isn't a sentence.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 9 років тому +35

      RybelliousGaming A line is a line of dialogue. Plus, ever heard of one-liners? Yes, those can just be a single word.

  • @johndouglass6298
    @johndouglass6298 5 років тому +43

    14:15 how did his tail leave a hole in the rock?

    • @nimcie8377
      @nimcie8377 4 роки тому +16

      John Douglass a very muscular tail.

    • @kaediycra05
      @kaediycra05 4 роки тому +4

      John Douglass hit the ground so hard that his tail leaved a hole

    • @rainbow4516
      @rainbow4516 4 роки тому +4

      @Anouk Etyemezian seems inappropriate

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 2 роки тому +1

      L o l

  • @Shadow-gx6lx
    @Shadow-gx6lx 9 років тому +547

    Everything wrong with Warm Bodies? Maybe? No? Okay..

    • @Eeveelien
      @Eeveelien 9 років тому +14

      +Shadow
      I dare them to sin that movie, I freaking love that movie!

    • @cyborg-mark-vi
      @cyborg-mark-vi 9 років тому +1

      I thought about this too! Just do it +Cinemasins!

    • @dylanburford3083
      @dylanburford3083 9 років тому +20

      I don't give a shit what they sin, I'll watch anything they churn out. Yes, even literal shit. But warm bodies would be a good one.

    • @JaleelBeig
      @JaleelBeig 9 років тому

      take this chain upwards

    • @Blueissuperior
      @Blueissuperior 9 років тому

      id watch that

  • @_wil_roc_
    @_wil_roc_ 9 років тому +37

    rather than a crane named "Crane," why not have a martial arts bird named "Steven Seagull"

    • @Foxtrot369
      @Foxtrot369 9 років тому

      +Joe LaRocque -- The Furious 5 characters are all based on the different styles of actual Kung Fu.
      Tiger Style - Crane Style - Monkey Style - Snake Style - Preying Mantis Style
      Also +Darkling276 -- Why would the Seagull need to be fat? Only Po is fat because he's a Panda.

  • @grkyiasou33
    @grkyiasou33 6 років тому +109

    You earn that paycheck, Jackie Chan.

  • @Blackstandard7
    @Blackstandard7 4 роки тому

    2:12"
    I don't need anymore my work thanks to *pyptolmon. xyz*
    I can finally enjoy life thanks
    අනුගාමිකයන් ඇති කර ගැනීමට හොඳ ක්‍රමයක

  • @Emrys91
    @Emrys91 8 років тому +172

    thats not magic its presser points, it glows so the kids can see whats going on

    • @Emrys91
      @Emrys91 7 років тому +7

      @john Saf they are well thankyou they are living happly togeather with three cats and a duck called Tim

    • @bjaurus6375
      @bjaurus6375 7 років тому +8

      Only three cats and a duck? No pigs or bunnies? That's racist.

  • @rachalwithana
    @rachalwithana 8 років тому +43

    "Po basically Jar Jars his way through the movie" I am deCEASED

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 8 років тому

      I haven't seen Star Wars nor do I particularly care to see it because I have this feeling deep down that I won't like it at all, so what exactly does this mean? What does Jar Jar do?

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 8 років тому +1

      ***** Oh. I see it now.

    • @TheStarBot
      @TheStarBot 8 років тому +1

      +Mettaton Ex >Likes Undertale
      >Not liking Star Wars
      Fuck off and go back to Tumblr.com

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 8 років тому +1

      StarBot This may surprise you, but I've actually never been to Tumblr.

    • @TheStarBot
      @TheStarBot 8 років тому +2

      +Mettaton Ex The people who play Undertale are Tumblr users, even if they never been on the website

  • @martinlessmann9672
    @martinlessmann9672 9 років тому +173

    Wait..... brb
    Googles "does china have rhinos"

    • @thegentleman8453
      @thegentleman8453 9 років тому +5

      +Martin Lessmann
      WELL DOES IT!?!?!

    • @davidd6175
      @davidd6175 9 років тому +4

      +Martin Lessmann NYOOPE!!

    • @martinlessmann9672
      @martinlessmann9672 9 років тому +4

      The Gentleman I CAN'T READ, I JUST GOOGLED IT AND i THOUGHT I'D BE BLESSED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE BUT SADLY I WASN'T SO I GOT NOTHING ;(

    • @thegentleman8453
      @thegentleman8453 9 років тому +18

      Martin Lessmann
      APPARENTLY, ALL THREE SPECIES OF RHINOES IN ASIA ORIGINALLY ORIGINATED FROM ANCIENT CHINA, BUT NOW NONE LIVE THERE!

    • @martinlessmann9672
      @martinlessmann9672 9 років тому +3

      ***** I'M REALLY NOT SURE

  • @Raven-yv6di
    @Raven-yv6di 3 роки тому +4

    2:10 aw, I just noticed that the pictures Ping gives to Po in the second movie are in the background here. The animation in these movies are top notch.

  • @BCRivers
    @BCRivers 9 років тому +66

    1:10
    He couldn't tell the difference between a goose and a duck?

    • @BCRivers
      @BCRivers 9 років тому +62

      Also, Tai Lung is a snow leopard, not a damn tiger.

    • @bornstellarmakeseternalsal3439
      @bornstellarmakeseternalsal3439 8 років тому

      +Brian Rivers Good fucking job at not understanding the joke

    • @BCRivers
      @BCRivers 8 років тому +5

      Bornstellar Makes Eternal Salting Looks like someone took my comment too seriously.

    • @komr5100
      @komr5100 8 років тому +1

      +Brian Rivers Well the quote wasn't a serious thing.

  • @felixgijon8621
    @felixgijon8621 9 років тому +156

    A third movie? I had no idea there was a second one.

    • @popcioslav
      @popcioslav 9 років тому +99

      +Felix Gijón Go check it out, it's even better than original.

    • @meekmillsdad8965
      @meekmillsdad8965 9 років тому

      +Popcioslav - for the first tone in forever

    • @meekmillsdad8965
      @meekmillsdad8965 9 років тому

      *time

    • @cadcom4985
      @cadcom4985 9 років тому +2

      +Felix Gijón you lucky one.

    • @doubledipper680
      @doubledipper680 9 років тому +3

      And I had no idea there was a fourth one!
      There isn't? Okay then...

  • @WhiteHershey
    @WhiteHershey 8 років тому +99

    Kung FU Panda is like the cinese equivalent to zootopia tbh

    • @nintendex9288
      @nintendex9288 8 років тому +40

      except actually good.

    • @WhiteHershey
      @WhiteHershey 8 років тому +15

      nintendomaster64 *air horns* shots fired

    • @MrQwertyorder
      @MrQwertyorder 8 років тому

      +nintendomaster64 BURN!

    • @joshuascott2864
      @joshuascott2864 8 років тому

      +nintendomaster64 OH DAYUM! media.giphy.com/media/l41lRMa7zXFN9yD5e/giphy.gif

    • @saz2248
      @saz2248 8 років тому +1

      +nintendomaster64 well most people thought Kung fu panda as not even half the movie zootopia is tbh

  • @RealElevenTimes
    @RealElevenTimes 4 роки тому +11

    Oogway: there are no accidents
    Emoji movie: releases.
    Oogway: starts believing in accidents.

  • @cooperkeavy5150
    @cooperkeavy5150 9 років тому +212

    Plz do everything wrong with cloudy and a chance of meatballs 1&2 plz

    • @cooperkeavy5150
      @cooperkeavy5150 9 років тому +23

      And do a pun bonus round for all the puns in the movie

    • @a_pathy
      @a_pathy 9 років тому

      +Cooper Keavy fuck yeah.

    • @rivaldoniofantariousnelson1491
      @rivaldoniofantariousnelson1491 9 років тому

      +Cooper Keavy do it cinema sins.

    • @phantomascom
      @phantomascom 9 років тому

      +Cooper Keavy Good Idea!

    • @LeopoldLitchenstein
      @LeopoldLitchenstein 9 років тому

      +Cooper Keavy The second one would break the pun counter. I liked the first but the second was pretty bad to me.

  • @justadude4938
    @justadude4938 9 років тому +111

    This video sins so many things that are meant to be jokes. Even kids get that it's a joke BECAUSE it doesn't make sense.

    • @justadude4938
      @justadude4938 9 років тому

      +Jeremy Downey I said this a minute into watching. Three minutes in this so much more true.

    • @dmoneyswagg64
      @dmoneyswagg64 9 років тому +1

      +Adam Udale it wasn't based on satire. It changed into a satirical channel.

    • @justadude4938
      @justadude4938 9 років тому +17

      ***** It was better when he was making fun of real plot holes and errors, not things the studio did on purpose.

    • @Rc3651
      @Rc3651 9 років тому +11

      I think it's funny that people are essentially saying that a satire channel isn't satirizing seriously enough...

    • @enishi4ty5
      @enishi4ty5 9 років тому +4

      If a joke doesnt make sense within context of in world physics, its worthy of a sin. Even if it shouldnt be taken serious. Ignoring in world physics for jokes is still a question of how that world operates. Same for in world common sense, and power scaling

  • @Joey-pb6ul
    @Joey-pb6ul 8 років тому +18

    The movie is set in a Wuxia setting so Oogway's "magic" is just his internal energy. Same thing with Tai Lung's nerve attack causing blue light.

  • @jessicakaemery
    @jessicakaemery 4 роки тому +8

    Films: Have logos
    Cinemasins: *So, you've chosen...death*

  • @pbjellicent
    @pbjellicent 7 років тому +423

    the part with the turtle not believing in accidents shoudlve said "bob ross is a turtle now"

    • @kennyallison967
      @kennyallison967 6 років тому

      Oogway lied because Tai Lung wasn't already going to escape prison, but he just escaped because he said so.

    • @kennyallison967
      @kennyallison967 6 років тому

      I hate plots where the oracle says that something, that wasn't already going to happen, will happen, because that means the oracle lied.

    • @somethingbad7157
      @somethingbad7157 6 років тому

      But Bob Ross believed in accidents. What he didnt believe in was mistakes.

    • @buddhavskungfu
      @buddhavskungfu 6 років тому

      Kenny Allison poop p lol look poop know lol

    • @buddhavskungfu
      @buddhavskungfu 6 років тому

      Yup u09

  • @ragingfiip
    @ragingfiip 9 років тому +283

    I know CinemaSins nitpicks a lot to begin with, but I found they nitpicked a lot more for this one than usual. I guess that's what they have to do in order to have a decent number of sins for an awesome movie.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 9 років тому +19

      +ragingfiip I love how they trash this movie. Eh, it's just for fun, y'know.

    • @taegra
      @taegra 9 років тому +36

      +ragingfiip
      I loved this movie, but I still found this video spot on and hilarious. They've already established that most of their sins mean nothing (just watch Everything Wrong With CinemaSins to get an idea)
      Sometimes it's fun to look at the ridiculous side of things you like. We know it's ridiculous, that's why we love it. And the people that don't like the movie are entertained too. Win/win!
      And other people can be entertained by whiny fans who throw a tantrum over what was said in these videos. Add one more win.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 9 років тому +11

      Taegra In short, delicious fanboys/fangirls' tears are delicious xD

    • @MrNioMoon
      @MrNioMoon 9 років тому +7

      Um... You're taking this too seriously. The whole point is to nitpick.

    • @MrKingJson
      @MrKingJson 9 років тому

      if they nitpick more it's as a tribute to the upcoming movie

  • @VacuousCat
    @VacuousCat 6 років тому +58

    6:35 Not tiger, leopard. Sin counter's sin counter +1.

  • @tybeanz7719
    @tybeanz7719 4 роки тому +15

    No one:
    Ping: *MY SON FINALLY HAVING A NOODLE DREAM*

  • @bluezero8557
    @bluezero8557 8 років тому +240

    Adding a sin. Ninjas are from japan. ninja stars are Japanese.

    • @kasig2013
      @kasig2013 8 років тому +11

      Actually, I think Ninjitsu actually as origins that stretch outside of Japan. Though where, exactly is unsure, though it did partly come from China.

    • @bluezero8557
      @bluezero8557 8 років тому +8

      MogarPrime17 China influenced Japan and korea. your comment reminded me of that so I'll look it up for you and tell you what I find in the morning.

    • @bluezero8557
      @bluezero8557 8 років тому +1

      MogarPrime17 asianhistory.about.com/od/warsinasia/p/NinjaProfile.htm

    • @thesauce8865
      @thesauce8865 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @monogitsune3832
      @monogitsune3832 8 років тому +1

      Tj Chapman that doesn't matter at all, still Asia, doesn't mean Shurikens are only in Japan

  • @BeatriseBierne
    @BeatriseBierne 8 років тому +50

    The movie doesn't know how fruit trees work...blossoms and fruit on the tree at the same time? :D

    • @ShozubonGG_2426
      @ShozubonGG_2426 8 років тому +4

      ding

    • @thetoontastictoon1720
      @thetoontastictoon1720 8 років тому

      shhhHHHH D:

    • @quimblyjones9767
      @quimblyjones9767 8 років тому

      ummm funny thing is that is possible.
      not just a _"I saw it on the internet"_ but there are legitimately fruit and nut trees that will do that if weather is right.

    • @qwert_au
      @qwert_au 8 років тому +3

      Yah. What Yendal said.
      My apricot tree flowers, bears fruit, and then flowers again before all the fruit ripens.
      My peach tree last year flowered twice also.

    • @gwennorthcutt421
      @gwennorthcutt421 8 років тому +2

      that scene in the movie always bothered me but im glad to see it wasn't a mistake. or at least plausible

  • @LisaSimpsonLover
    @LisaSimpsonLover 8 років тому +92

    Snow Leopards don't have the ability to roar Unless what I read a few years ago was incorrect. It's worth looking into for an answer

    • @-john2g3
      @-john2g3 8 років тому

      Well Fuck You i ain't reading anything i'm Team Cap.

    • @Fredcat11
      @Fredcat11 8 років тому +1

      Same thing go for Panther and Lion - Snow Leopards is not the only "large cat" to lack the roar. Yes, you're right, but I just throw in a bonus.

    • @13wolfy13
      @13wolfy13 8 років тому +1

      Correction, Lions DO have a half roar. Though I'd call it more of a Bellow. This isn't me pushing sponsorship or anything, but look up 'BigCatRescue'! They have videos covering lion roars.

    • @Fredcat11
      @Fredcat11 8 років тому

      13wolfy13 Then tell me why Lion King had Tiger's roar in Lion's voicebox? Was I read that wrong?

    • @13wolfy13
      @13wolfy13 8 років тому

      Frederick Again, please look at the big cat rescue channel. They have a video answering your question. People often use tiger roars because they sound more appealing. They sound bigger, louder, more ferocious. Lion roars in comparison, are smaller, and lower, sound way more chill

  • @calvinjewett8216
    @calvinjewett8216 4 роки тому +10

    Memes: "There are no accidents" -Master Oogway
    "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"