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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024
  • #commando #commentary #valverde
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 113

  • @K_Bomaye
    @K_Bomaye 5 років тому +25

    Duncans impression is great because he doesnt use regular Arnold lines to get it across like alot of people do, he can say any dialogue and get it down and make it funny.

    • @darkhall8227
      @darkhall8227 5 років тому

      i like the lewis gilbert impressions. also the video specials were great to the generation x and spider-man ones were really funny go fuck yourself lol

  • @garydarnell3117
    @garydarnell3117 5 років тому +22

    I'm mainly watching this because I know it will be full of great Arnie impressions.

  • @christopherthorne8133
    @christopherthorne8133 5 років тому +7

    1:05:12
    'The Bonds make a man eat a toilet' may be the greatest sketch never made. I was crying with laughter. Cheers for making this dissertation less stressful lads lol

  • @richardwilkinson1396
    @richardwilkinson1396 5 років тому +11

    James Bond making a man eat a toilet! I'm on pain with laughter. You guys are brilliant!😂

    • @Legitcar117
      @Legitcar117 5 років тому

      Richard Wilkinson 1:5:10

  • @christianconyers5660
    @christianconyers5660 5 років тому +16

    Another awesome commentary......not listened to the other channel since these guys left.......

    • @geordiebatt
      @geordiebatt 5 років тому +2

      I'm the same, i thought i'd be fine to subscribe to both but since the lads left that other channel has become way too serious. I unsubscribed too dull for me.
      Viva Val Verde!!

    • @Frellyouall
      @Frellyouall 5 років тому +1

      I unsubbed after the split.

    • @Frellyouall
      @Frellyouall 5 років тому

      @@darknessviking oh, they are.

  • @RobHopkins-b9u
    @RobHopkins-b9u 3 місяці тому

    Been listening to these guys since they were on the 'other' channel. They deserve a much bigger subscription amount because its one of the funniest, genuine and insiteful channels on UA-cam. I regularly rewatch/listen to their videos as they're brilliant. Nearly spat out water listening to this one 😂 Hope you carry on chaps!

  • @ovisatma
    @ovisatma 2 роки тому +4

    I think I listened to this 100 times.

  • @Paul91-
    @Paul91- 5 років тому +6

    As usual. Duncan's impressions are brilliant.

  • @Newmie13
    @Newmie13 4 роки тому +4

    Just found out yesterday you both made this channel. Glad to see you two are making new content and commentaries still, hilarious stuff and great work!

    • @ValVerdeBroadcasting
      @ValVerdeBroadcasting  4 роки тому +1

      Hi Jim, welcome aboard - it's good to have you! Come along to pur livestream tomorrow if you can!
      All the best,
      Richard

  • @danielmacgregor8721
    @danielmacgregor8721 5 років тому +5

    I think we all knew what this would descend into..... was not disappointed. Keep up the good work lads

  • @Thewingkongexchange
    @Thewingkongexchange 5 років тому +11

    Commentary/Review wishlist:
    - 'The Predator'
    - 'The Rock'
    - 'Sudden Death'
    - 'Twins'
    - Continue with MCU
    - 'Suicide Squad'
    - Any John Carpenter film
    - Die Hard series (yes, all of them)
    - Indiana Jones series (yes, all of them)

    • @Sam_Montgomery
      @Sam_Montgomery 5 років тому +3

      Jaws 3&4 and Godzilla 1998

    • @neilhutchinson4545
      @neilhutchinson4545 5 років тому +2

      Some quality(?) Statham film's wouldn't go amiss.
      Crank 1&2, perhaps

    • @jameslyddall
      @jameslyddall 4 роки тому

      Signs I always thought would be good

  • @stitcha123
    @stitcha123 5 років тому +8

    Wooooah. Commando Commentary? Sorry Dad, I’ll visit you post-chemo now.

  • @kenchun24
    @kenchun24 5 років тому +3

    "We fight for lo-ove!"
    "Some where!"
    "Some how!"
    "Some one's gonna pay for this mooovie!"
    *that was the MAAD magazine Commando spoof issue "Commandope" song lyrics.
    And Richard you're right, Sherman Oaks Galleria is the same mall in Commando & T2 (though I think the exterior shots of T2 are the Glendale Galleria mall, both were staples of '80s '90s SoCal "Valley Culture").

    • @Legitcar117
      @Legitcar117 5 років тому

      kenchun24 and it’s not gonna be me!

  • @TheBlop123456789
    @TheBlop123456789 5 років тому +10

    A world where Liam Neeson and Arnie swap careers would make Love Actually a million times better

  • @bobilly
    @bobilly 5 років тому +5

    Neeson as Terminator had me rolling

  • @Thewingkongexchange
    @Thewingkongexchange 5 років тому +10

    49:00 - call me immature but I had to stop listening because I was literally in tears of laughter.

  • @Bleste011
    @Bleste011 5 років тому +7

    May not be Arnie's best film i would have to say that Commando is the quintessential Schwarzenegger film. If you want to show only one film that defines what Schwarzenegger is about this is the film to watch.

  • @Legitcar117
    @Legitcar117 5 років тому +5

    Arnold was 37 or 38 here, he was 43 during terminator 2

  • @danliles4239
    @danliles4239 5 років тому +2

    Very informative.

  • @LoganWood121
    @LoganWood121 5 років тому +1

    Speaking about the score and use of steel drums the film you really want to check out is 48 Hours, also scored by James Horner. Many cues in that score are expanded and repeated in Commando. Cheers.

  • @1dbanner
    @1dbanner 5 років тому +5

    A commentary that won't hit you between the eyes, but between the balls

    • @neilhutchinson4545
      @neilhutchinson4545 5 років тому +3

      Let off some steam, Eric.

    • @Legitcar117
      @Legitcar117 5 років тому +1

      Eric Peeper put deh video on...and see what’s going on in there when you watch it...

  • @aussie518
    @aussie518 5 років тому +1

    Commando commentary.. hits like before it even fucking starts

  • @gocsa
    @gocsa 5 років тому +2

    Richard! The tagline "Nothing is more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose" was for Collateral Damage, not this one :) It's fitting for that one since he loses his family in it.

  • @McSuperfly101
    @McSuperfly101 5 років тому +2

    I just spotted A Fistful of Lead on sale in HMV for £6.99 (New & Trending no less), would’ve been rude not to pick up a copy.

  • @Chilliconcarnage
    @Chilliconcarnage 5 років тому

    This was gift enough but bringing in Alan and Lyn? Absolute Gold.

  • @Thewingkongexchange
    @Thewingkongexchange 5 років тому +1

    Bill Duke is the worst assassin ever. He noisily guns down a guy in a suburban street( in broad daylight); he relies on the showroom owner not stepping to either side (in broad daylight again); he stands in a smart suit at the docks (in broad dayligh...) with a giant radio detonator.

  • @gutz1981
    @gutz1981 5 років тому +2

    What is even worse is that what Vernon Wells is wearing is not even chainmail. Its grey knitted fabric. And you don't even have to be told by some close ups, cause if it was chainmail, then there is no way that pipe in the end could ever go through him. Not that it realistically could anyway.

    • @neilhutchinson4545
      @neilhutchinson4545 5 років тому

      How would we take the piss out of stuff if it was realistic?

  • @Thewingkongexchange
    @Thewingkongexchange 5 років тому +1

    I have an Austrailian copy of the Director's Cut, which just has a little more dialogue about Matrix's family and a couple of extra injury shots during the shed sequence.

    • @neilhutchinson4545
      @neilhutchinson4545 5 років тому +2

      Thankfully, one of the soldiers outside the shed was slightly h-armless.
      I'll get me coat.

  • @neilhutchinson4545
    @neilhutchinson4545 5 років тому

    At 1:24:48 I believe you were thinking of 'Somewhere, somehow, someone's going to pay,' which links into the song We Fight For Love by The Power Station.

  • @laszloszegedi5465
    @laszloszegedi5465 5 років тому +2

    Duncan

  • @nightmaster5593
    @nightmaster5593 2 роки тому

    "What happened to Sully?"
    "I dropped him off over there, and put a baby in him"

  • @RighteousBrother
    @RighteousBrother 5 років тому +1

    Saw this on VhS in the mid 80s, never felt the need to return to it. More of a Sly guy. Maybe this commentary will make me change my mind!.

  • @lungfulldrummer8921
    @lungfulldrummer8921 5 років тому +1

    Ya know I smelled this coming. ;)

  • @Mrbradburton
    @Mrbradburton 4 роки тому

    Listening to this on my lunch break trying
    Not to laugh 😆

  • @darkhall8227
    @darkhall8227 5 років тому +2

    you guys are really funny

  • @LoganWood121
    @LoganWood121 5 років тому

    "Dehh.. filmed infond of eh live studio audience.." Still got it Duncan.

  • @davydredd9162
    @davydredd9162 5 років тому

    David Patrick Kelly 'Sully' also appeared in 48HRS (1982) & THE CROW (1994)

  • @woody8060
    @woody8060 5 років тому

    That fucking Michael Cain impression!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lancelindqvist8848
    @lancelindqvist8848 4 роки тому

    Awesome

  • @Thewingkongexchange
    @Thewingkongexchange 4 роки тому

    @8:05 - The TV edit I grew up watching cut the title overlay out (when Jenny does that elbow move) and replaced it with one from the trailer. I guess because they didn't want kids imitating the moves???

  • @HoustonSoto
    @HoustonSoto 5 років тому

    This is one of the main quoted films of my friends. We worship Vernon Wells’s potbellied homoerotic Mr Slave precursor because he’s just so ridiculous in all the best ways. And Mel Horowitz from Clueless as the Noriega dictator lmao. Also I live in LA only a few miles away from the mall where Arnold throws all 29 security guards off of him in one thrust.

  • @peteashford3992
    @peteashford3992 5 років тому +7

    Why was Bennett's outfit styled on a post apocalyptic Freddy Mercury?

    • @neilhutchinson4545
      @neilhutchinson4545 5 років тому

      Maybe it was Vernon Wells alternative outfit for Mad Max Road Warrior, but he preferred the shoulder pads and the Mohawk hairstyle.

  • @christopherthorne8133
    @christopherthorne8133 5 років тому

    Aw shit, when the fuck did you two start a channel? Chuffed to hear new stuff lads, keep it up!
    EDIT
    Still chatting utter shit between trivia and observations mind you....I love it lol

  • @thebeerbaron01
    @thebeerbaron01 5 років тому

    Great commentary guys.
    Will you perhaps do a commentary on all the dead series?

  • @neilhutchinson4545
    @neilhutchinson4545 5 років тому +1

    Richard, David Patrick Kelly was the boss of the clean up crew in John Wick.

    • @1987Liono
      @1987Liono 2 роки тому +1

      He was also T-Bird in the Crow

    • @neilhutchinson4545
      @neilhutchinson4545 2 роки тому

      @@1987Liono It's been so long since I've watched it that I had to look up Google images just check that you were correct. Cheers for the info.

  • @l.thomascater5580
    @l.thomascater5580 5 років тому +2

    I don't think commando rips off Rambo at all, I think its intentionally satirising it. It's completely self aware, something the Rambo sequels definitely aren't.

  • @matthewpollock9685
    @matthewpollock9685 5 років тому

    1:03:11 In addition I'd like to submit the following to the list of items oft busted at the time:
    - Moves
    - Caps
    - A nut (though perhaps the latter gained popularity with Snoop Dogg's 1993 release of DoggyStyle)

  • @garydarnell3117
    @garydarnell3117 5 років тому +1

    "Get to the chopper" shit wrong movie my bad.

  • @ovisatma
    @ovisatma 5 років тому

    Hats of to using a Romanian football commentator at the beginning of the video ;)

  • @fillervision3
    @fillervision3 5 років тому

    I know you guys probably have a list of commentaries you want to do, but I'm really curious about your guy's views on Toys since mentioning it in the Batman Forever commentary. Keep up the great work and hilarious content.

  • @YINGYANGPOLARBEAR
    @YINGYANGPOLARBEAR 3 роки тому +1

    I think I might be gay John! 😂🤣

  • @Sam_Montgomery
    @Sam_Montgomery 5 років тому +1

    Let’s party!

  • @andymc96
    @andymc96 5 років тому +1

    Class of 1999 just got re released

    • @neilhutchinson4545
      @neilhutchinson4545 5 років тому

      I just looked it up to check that it was the film I thought it was. Haven't seen it in years, but I do specifically remember the actor John P. Ryan(R.I.P.) being in it. He was probably the best shouty actor in the business. Also very good in Runaway Train with John Voight and Eric Roberts.

  • @collinmclane7318
    @collinmclane7318 5 років тому +2

    Well, you now know you must do a commentary to Predator and Die Hard 2 for featuring your glorious country! It'd be heresy not to!!

    • @neilhutchinson4545
      @neilhutchinson4545 5 років тому +1

      COLLIN! You Son of a Bitch!
      I like the way you think.

  • @Frellyouall
    @Frellyouall 5 років тому

    If RoboCop was a mall cop. Would they make him stand outside Mankind?

  • @RebornRockerVids
    @RebornRockerVids 5 років тому +3

    48hrs had a lot of steel drums

    • @neilhutchinson4545
      @neilhutchinson4545 5 років тому +1

      48hrs also has a score composed by James Horner. I think there's a bit of it in Arnie's Red Heat, which is another of Horner's works.

    • @Thewingkongexchange
      @Thewingkongexchange 5 років тому +1

      David Patrick Kelly aka Sully was also in that film

    • @neilhutchinson4545
      @neilhutchinson4545 5 років тому +1

      @@Thewingkongexchange I just remembered that Sonny Landham played James Remar's friend in that film. Sod all to do with this movie, but I just thought I'd mention it.

  • @EP3mentalist
    @EP3mentalist 5 років тому

    What's all that quave malarkey about?

  • @MitchellHammond
    @MitchellHammond 5 років тому

    I'm surprised you guys didn't mention that Arnold's last name is Schwarzenegger.

    • @chumpey
      @chumpey 5 років тому +3

      Did I mention that the tank, is a tank?

  • @1dbanner
    @1dbanner 5 років тому

    Fun fact: the frontman for Power Station was Joe Pancake

  • @TheBeird
    @TheBeird 5 років тому

    I thought this would be a more sombre commentary, considering this a Hollywoodised dramatisation of one of your country’s darkest moments in history

  • @RM_VFX
    @RM_VFX 5 років тому

    Inventor of the Uzi = Uziel Gal

  • @lancelindqvist8848
    @lancelindqvist8848 5 років тому

    More Arnold commentaries please

  • @djtforever1414
    @djtforever1414 5 років тому

    Are you still doing commentaries with Oliver Harper?

    • @ValVerdeBroadcasting
      @ValVerdeBroadcasting  5 років тому +1

      We are not and never will again, sorry! He chose not to inform his audience on UA-cam about this so a lot of people are still discovering our channel - glad you found us!
      -R

  • @terryshakespeare4915
    @terryshakespeare4915 5 років тому

    I didn't get a notification fucking UA-cam

  • @supaG-1.0
    @supaG-1.0 5 років тому

    1:22:00 I had to stop what I was doing.

  • @floyd75dylan
    @floyd75dylan 5 років тому

    This website tells you what’s in the directors cut.
    I absolutely love this film and have watched it many many times back in the 80s with my dad, as well as my teenage years, in fact I think I watch it in my adult years about once a year.
    It is such a fantastic film, that in reality would have sent him & Chong’s character to prison for a very very long time.
    What Rambo did in that small town pales in comparison to what them two did in California, plus Rambo had an excuse, he suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder, they didn’t.
    www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=4373

  • @joeman8523
    @joeman8523 5 років тому

    Funny as fuck...lol

  • @RainBird88x
    @RainBird88x 5 років тому

    Bloody Bosch, they spoil video games for Europe as well.

  • @TheRoyalFlush-ym3gv
    @TheRoyalFlush-ym3gv 5 років тому

    Call me a loon, but were alcoholic beverages involved in the recording of this?

    • @chumpey
      @chumpey 5 років тому

      The Royal Flush 1778 nope

  • @codybartel2728
    @codybartel2728 Рік тому

    51:42

  • @andrewk2250
    @andrewk2250 5 років тому

    1:28:12

  • @deany53
    @deany53 9 місяців тому

    funny guys

  • @Frellyouall
    @Frellyouall 5 років тому

    No Steam sale joke. Hmmmm

  • @Legitcar117
    @Legitcar117 11 місяців тому

    49:39