😵💫come to Myrtle Beach SC😵💫 College and tourist and lots of locals… 4?-5? Theaters/ venues ans a HOB (if people still perform there) AND (at least) 2 actual comedy clubs… eh? you know you wanna…
I think the need to add information to the phrase "I was on the bus" might be the most American thing I can think of; in my country that just means you were going somewhere that didn't require storage, aka 90% of traveling.
This was so real that it hurt. It makes me think that as a long time writer of the show, Josh is only on screen now as a way to secure work even if there’s another strike? Or maybe, because he was a writer only before, during the writers strike, he got into a lot of debt? That would explain his need to do a tour! Poor guy!
Sometimes it is like a limo! Yesterday I took it to go get some needed groceries and it was empty except for 1 other passenger. I got to sit all the way at the back, by myself, enjoying the ride.
Animal agriculture is the leading cause of every aspect of climate change. Greenhouse gas emissions, soil erosion, water table depletion, habitat loss, aquifer pollution, desertification, biodiversity loss, everything. According to the UN Council on Climate Change, switching to a plant-based diet is the biggest impact any individual can make on climate change, more than all other impacts combined.
There's no way that Josh isn't genius level intelligent. Most comedians take quite a while, on quite a few different stages, to work out a set and still have to bring notes on stage to remember where they're going next. This man is coming out with brand new 20-30 min sets every week and just performing them flawlessly. I can't even begin to comprehend how he does it. He certainly is the voice we need right now. Can we get this man the millions of subscribers he deserves, please?!
Josh can do this because he does standup the same way I do, he goes in with a general idea of what he wants to talk about then just fireballs it, he rarely repeats jokes for this reason
He says he studies all current news stories in his free time to prepare for his next set. I don't think he writes and memorizes jokes, he just collects topics and stories to talk about and is naturally funny at delivering his knowledge/view of them.
@@Cripplified I think he does both. He definitely had set jokes. I've seen him in person twice around the same time on his tour to CA alone, then opening for Trevor Noah and they were pretty much the same jokes. I still laughed bc I love his jokes lol. However, I think his standup is a mix of both written/memorized and fireballing it.
I was arguing with a cousin of mine about reproductive rights, and I said "Third Trimester abortions are so rare they're basically a rounding error!" He said "What's a trimester?" He's got two kids 😭😭😭😭😭
There are a few UA-cam channels uploading Josh’s videos and they need to be called out for it when they do. This dude works hard to put out new content on a weekly basis so if I watch it anywhere it’s going to be on his official channel only.
It’s an epidemic, esp. w- Gen-Z & Alpha. They have no concept of ownership. If it’s online, it’s "free" to them. UA-cam/etc could easily automate removal of re-posts, but they choose not to cuz it adds to their bottom line. Keep reporting them & calling them out in the comments, but 😔
@@KatSauceUpreally loved how you tied it to the first cheater. PS I would want to ask follow up questions if I was on the bus.. is she selling herself on the marketplace, just want free decor, or just like a stylish man?
I just love this channel. My Husband passed away 8 months ago and tonight for the first time I actually belly laughed. Keep up the good work. Warm (actually cold as it is winter here) regards from South Africa
I am battling a rare stage 4 cancer called paraganglioma. Josh, thank you for the laughter and actual educational, research based, critical thinking comedy. I'm also going to steal "The People's Limousine" and "Community Uber" line, so thank you for that. 😅😅😂😂
The sexting was similar in Houston, TX post-Hurricane Beryl. Except we went for several days with no power so the sexting was more like, “I got lights at my crib, what’s up?” Trust me, lights was a huge flex 2 weeks ago in Houston.
And its smart. Because he can give internet people what they want, give small theater people new shit, and then save his super polished shows for big arenas where none of his jokes have been ruined or leaked. It takes a lot of work and dedication.
The dying in bed joke was GENIUS. It's like you can literally see the way he's playing the audience's emotions like a fiddle, like magic was coming out his fingers! They wondering if they're supposed to be respectful, then the choking when the punchline came 😂 I screamed making lunch
Honestly it's like people don't think in those situation. It's so sweet he died in bed with his wife. But what about the wife waking up next to her dead husband? What's sweat about it?
I sweet talk my thermostat… give her a lil pat when I walk by. When the computers take over, you want HVAC unit to remember you as nice and appreciative…
I remember when my friend had her first apartment in brooklyn, we would set up something in the living room that we called the "fan zone". But the bathroom was down the hallway, so you had to leave the living room, go out of the apartment, into the hallway, and down to the bathroom. You had to leave the "fan Zone"
My house has a ground floor and a basement, with no air con whatsoever. The ground floor is currently unbearably hot, and you need to wear layers to spend more than a minute in the basement; the only pleasant part of the house is halfway down the damn stairs! 😄
No lie, that; I have never been so on top of basic maintenance on my central air in my entire life as I have been over the last 18 months. If I thought for a moment that my system would like to watch something, believe that I'd move my television into its line of sight.
my understanding is that most comedians tours are the same or very similar sets in each location but Josh is out here not only giving us these shows here, but really doing new stellar material each time? Absolutely fantastic, as usual
Some conversations I overheard on the people's limousine were wilder than any reality show. Thankful if it's someone on their phone, not 2 people going at it nearby!
@@splendidcolors as long as it's not next to me or in front of me, I just ignore that. The things that are bad are fights because if they get physical I want no part. I watched people egg stuff on, not smart when you're unable to get out of the way🤯
That's some real people in the crowd, they having flashbacks from riding the "people's limousine"! You are helping us get through this summer, Josh! 💜✊
As young as he is, Josh Johnson is already a Master Craftsmen. Five minutes into this video and I'm already amazed at how Josh is still getting better, he got me again! So beautifully crafted that it makes it hard to figure out how he's able to come up with so much funny material yet so quickly hone & memorize another new set. He's got other jobs too, so his productivity level is unbelievable. I have the ultimate respect for his skill & craftmanship.
I remember in like 2009 when my city broke the record for consecutive days over 100F at like 12 days and it being news! Now it seems like its all of July, August, and September every year.
Because it literally wasn't that hot, so next time idiots say global warming isn't real, just know in your sweaty little heart that it is, in fact, real, lol
"If you want you want to be with somebody for the rest of your life, you have to know and accept that the first year is l*st, the next 10 years are love, and everything else after that is spite."-Josh Johnson
I literally just almost fainted trying to get a burrito. This shit has to stop, it’s far too fucking hot outside. I was at weinershnizle and there were no pigeons… no bees, no flys, nothing because it’s too god damn hot outside.
I had to drag my dog inside at 8am because it was already in the high 80's. She wanted to go on a walk, but I'm sorry, the walk can wait until the sun goes down. The humidity attached to this heat is oppressive.
@@simoneanne01 i was 2 months pregnant and kept having negative pregnancy test ( i have PCOS) i told the navy dr blood test me. Lo and behold i was pregnant. I was pregnant for at least 10 months. No joke my daughter talked her first day. She said agoo, agaa, agee.
My mom’s parents were married for 59 years. My grandmother passed away first, and she died on Father’s Day. We’re convinced that was on purpose, to ruin the one holiday he had that she couldn’t make about her.
when I was 14, during the 60s, most of the granny generation were still married "for life". We went with my cousins, aunt, uncle to visit relatives from my aunt;s extended family that I'd never met nor heard of before. They'd been married 40 or 50 years or something & once everyone get settled in there were 2 separate conversations, husband on one END of their couch & wife on the other.END -- as far apart as they could get. We were split between the2 each of them with half of us in front of them, but there were 2 SEPARATE conversations, or rather 2 separate monologues -- him telling ways she pissed him off & she's telling ways he pissed her off, & the whole time we can all hear both, & so can they. The whole time they're talking they've both got rabbit ears about what the other is saying about them, so they can get in their tag backs. Rumor was they hadn't said anything directly to each other in several years. But still living together. Kinda made me feel different about the stat for marriages that end up in divorce crossing the 50% line during my teen years. Like this is a GOOD thing, not a bad thing.
Besides the immense talent, there's something really refreshing about Josh's shows: he doesn't swear! Every other word is not "f*ck". I cannot, for the life of me, understand why otherwise intelligent people think swearing gives them style or personality...
Swearing can often be a very powerful form of punctuation, but you gotta put it in the right spot to really nail the impact. Also, he does swear, just not profusely.
I ain't never met that ice cream truck child, but i am already intensely proud of them! I am also intensely impressed at Josh because i would have fallen over laughing immediately upon hearing them sass the ice cream truck!
I don’t understand how you aren’t A list yet, but baby you’re headed there! Your wit is incredible and I see your commitment to be out performing what feels like every day.
This man literally inspired me to start writing comedy bits and i hear his cadence in my own writing and even just conversation thank you for being a good chill up-to-date in-the-middle comedian and giving it to us just straight w both facts and then hitting the punch every time 🫡🫡
It's definitely cooler here in the PNW & we're grateful... now just hoping for some serious rain across the state to help reduce the chance of fires 🤞🏽 🌧️
@mirny1509 😔 the sanctuary rescued a few cows a few years back, to keep the grasses low in the meadows at the top of the mountain, so that it if another fire comes close to them, it'll still be farther away from last time. And the fired dept ust visited and ran a check last week. Stay safe
I only found Josh yesterday and he’s already my favourite comedian. But the more I watch him, the more I can see how intelligent, articulate and NICE he is. And he has the most beautiful and genuine smile. I hope he never changes and becomes someone else. And using “community Uber” has the advantage of giving a lot of comedic material. 😊
Real talk, Josh as host of the Daily Show *sounds* like a fantastic pairing, but Josh's sense of humor is at his best when he's in control of what to say and about what topics, and I worry the Daily Show would force him to do certain shit he wouldn't want to do or didn't think was funny or shoot down jokes. I am hugely pro-Josh Johnson, which is why I'm a little "anti-Josh Johnson for host of Daily Show".
Josh is on TDS now and speaks his truth...so...what are you speaking of??? Don't wish something for this amazing, wonderful, truthful man that he doesn't want for himself. You don't know him like that.
@@datgrrl_official There is a huge difference between writing and doing small pieces on camera and being the host. The last few haven't exactly been quiet about how much they hated it. I don't want that for Josh. Lastly, Josh has said himself that the Internet is all gas no brakes, and they can push you into doing things you'd rather not.
🤣🤣🤣 and I'm in a corner of the Netherlands still waiting for the summer to begin after a rainy cold winter and spring! I don't think winter or spring has left the area🫡 Thank you for making me laugh anyways and I can't wait to see this one! 🙌🏾💗💕
Jealous. I'm just happy to be on the West Coast US, which hasn't yet hit 40° c, even if yesterday it passed 39. The East Coast of the US, however, is baking. The global average temperature hit 17.09° c yesterday. That's over 2/10 of a degree higher than it's ever been.
@@alhen9023 for the rest of the world, that is 40° c, and it's really freaking hot. Edit: My dad grew up in Red Bluff... I can't imagine living there today.
Well, here in Belgium, when I moved about 15 years ago, I was promised rainy summers. It delivered the first years, but lately, it can get so hot we start to complain and miss winter. And winter is sometimes so mild that my vegetables get confused thinking it's spring or smth.
Watching this premiere while I’m on a bus in Singapore🤣🤣🤣 but the bus culture here is different, people are generally quiet and mind their own businesses 😅
There are Express buses in New York from the outskirts such as where my friends live in the Bronx, and you're not supposed to be on your phone when you're on that bus
Ready to laugh with you. I appreciate you. Listening to your podcast right now; one of the times you were "poisoned" by food. Lost count of how many times. Be careful eating out there; especially in the heat. 😊
Mesa AZ, just moved from Florida., the sun here is viscous! FL not Sunshine State, that would be AZ. Finally getting down to 110 degrees and close to 88 at night.
Saw him do the bus bit in Calgary! Lined up to meet him afterwards - I said he was the first famous person I've met. He hit me back with "aw... nah". Super humble guy!
I rarely comment. But you Sir are so worth the effort. How amazing to be on the front lines of watching the next Dave Chappelle being brought forth. You are so on your way to Greatness. How amazing.
I moved into a new apartment…and I don’t know WHAT this building is made out of but the heat does not get in. I don’t even turn on the AC! It’s not insane hot outside, we’re usually at 28-32 Celsius (which is normal hot for Ontario now) but in my old building I had AC on 24/7 bc that heat got IN. this new building is scary I didn’t even have to turn on the AC when we hit 36! I’m probably in trouble come Canadian winter lmao. Though admittedly, last winter we barely dropped below 0 degrees. Hahaha. Ha. It’s only going to get hotter
Nice! That apartment is a keeper! I can't imagine where else I want to live than here because of the weather. I don't think we've hit 90 yet this summer, and it barely snows. I might have to shovel snow once or twice a year
I am an Irish/German descendant born and raised in NY, currently living in SC. I dated a Puerto Rican that kept her room at over 87° using a small work heater. The amount of times I had to say “Nah, babe, not tonight. You keep the blankets to yourself, I’ll be a piece of beef jerky in the morning.”
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Hi Friends, make sure to subscribe. Goal is 600k on July 31
😵💫come to Myrtle Beach SC😵💫
College and tourist and lots of locals… 4?-5? Theaters/ venues ans a HOB (if people still perform there) AND (at least) 2 actual comedy clubs… eh? you know you wanna…
pls come to sa tx for my dad
This did it, I subscribed 🙌
Y u still in a hoodie tho?! Honey, do we need to donate t-shirts? Because we will donate t-shirts!
Dude, you are my favorite comic. Your humor is on point, smart, and insightful. I think you're going to be crazy famous really soon.
"I was on the bus, cause life ain't goin the way you think" is _so fucking funny_
That was real talk. TDS, pay this man better!
I think the need to add information to the phrase "I was on the bus" might be the most American thing I can think of; in my country that just means you were going somewhere that didn't require storage, aka 90% of traveling.
100% savage and honest...
Omg yesss😂
This was so real that it hurt. It makes me think that as a long time writer of the show, Josh is only on screen now as a way to secure work even if there’s another strike? Or maybe, because he was a writer only before, during the writers strike, he got into a lot of debt? That would explain his need to do a tour! Poor guy!
Calling the bus "the people's limousine" is hilarious as fuck!!!
"The community Uber " 😂😂😂
@@SpideySensei72 Ikr...🏆
@@sadievirtue1636 👍🏾🤣😂🤣😂
You rock dude!
Sometimes it is like a limo! Yesterday I took it to go get some needed groceries and it was empty except for 1 other passenger. I got to sit all the way at the back, by myself, enjoying the ride.
Life in Australia has been absolutely brutal recently. Record rains, record cold, record heat, ALL IN THE SAME YEAR.
Animal agriculture is the leading cause of every aspect of climate change. Greenhouse gas emissions, soil erosion, water table depletion, habitat loss, aquifer pollution, desertification, biodiversity loss, everything. According to the UN Council on Climate Change, switching to a plant-based diet is the biggest impact any individual can make on climate change, more than all other impacts combined.
@@THICCTHICCTHICC WOW!!! 😱
Record cold? Where was that? I need to be there OMG bc this winter has been STEAMY in QLD
Record rains but we still can't get water out to the parts of Australia let alone same state!?
@@Aimztasticdarwin wearing a jumper atm😂
There's no way that Josh isn't genius level intelligent. Most comedians take quite a while, on quite a few different stages, to work out a set and still have to bring notes on stage to remember where they're going next. This man is coming out with brand new 20-30 min sets every week and just performing them flawlessly. I can't even begin to comprehend how he does it. He certainly is the voice we need right now. Can we get this man the millions of subscribers he deserves, please?!
Josh can do this because he does standup the same way I do, he goes in with a general idea of what he wants to talk about then just fireballs it, he rarely repeats jokes for this reason
He says he studies all current news stories in his free time to prepare for his next set. I don't think he writes and memorizes jokes, he just collects topics and stories to talk about and is naturally funny at delivering his knowledge/view of them.
@@apollomommy7364 I’ll check out some of your comedy
@@Cripplified I think he does both. He definitely had set jokes. I've seen him in person twice around the same time on his tour to CA alone, then opening for Trevor Noah and they were pretty much the same jokes. I still laughed bc I love his jokes lol. However, I think his standup is a mix of both written/memorized and fireballing it.
Nope sry
My husband just said,
"This is the coldest summer for the rest of your life..."
...😮
I agree
it's been pretty chill here in chicago
(edit: I'm just saying that because I expected this year to be hotter for us, I'm not denying anything lol)
It's so sad that he's probably right.
Great, one city on earth isn't too bad. @@carstarsarstenstesenn
That’s too close to the truth
I was arguing with a cousin of mine about reproductive rights, and I said "Third Trimester abortions are so rare they're basically a rounding error!" He said "What's a trimester?"
He's got two kids 😭😭😭😭😭
😮
He must be good looking. ...😅
Woooooooow
Don't argue about reproductive rights if you don't know what a trimester is. We need to include this in the constitution.
FAMILY, huh!!
There are a few UA-cam channels uploading Josh’s videos and they need to be called out for it when they do.
This dude works hard to put out new content on a weekly basis so if I watch it anywhere it’s going to be on his official channel only.
Yep! Tried posting it to threads and tagged Josh but I don't know if he saw it
They do the same with Trae Crowder
It’s an epidemic, esp. w- Gen-Z & Alpha. They have no concept of ownership. If it’s online, it’s "free" to them. UA-cam/etc could easily automate removal of re-posts, but they choose not to cuz it adds to their bottom line. Keep reporting them & calling them out in the comments, but 😔
I agree...I almost clicked on some one else's site because it was his pic and so close to the way his looks...how do I report it?
Absolutely! And I never skip the ads on his channel either!
"overhearing a stranger's problem is always fascinating" and that's why I love the subreddit AITA and Am I the Devil😂😂
Best of Redditor Updates gives you closure if you want a whole reading moment
You know they are all fabricated by kids online right.
Reddit is basically kids cosplaying as adults across the board.
@benbarzotelli3005 often times! That doesn't make it less fun to read.
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Just overheard some siblings complaining about their toxic narcissistic mom in a fast casual restaurant, it was more riveting than modern television 😂
"the people's limousine" and "community Uber" are top notch slogan level jokes. Simply INCREDIBLE. 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
“Everybody cheats. She’s gonna stop….probably.” 😆🤣😭
Until she hits up FB Marketplace 😂
That's that I'm not about to lose on your relationship friendship advice😂
@@KatSauceUpreally loved how you tied it to the first cheater.
PS I would want to ask follow up questions if I was on the bus.. is she selling herself on the marketplace, just want free decor, or just like a stylish man?
I just adore the one aunty who accidentally stole the show for a sec because her laughter at the community Uber joke was so infectious lmao 🤣
Finally found the comment I was looking for 👀 😂😂😂
630ish for those reading and wondering
Right 😂😂😂😂
I don't know if it's just me but she laughs like Ursula
when you scroll to that part the video says “most replayed”😂
I just love this channel. My Husband passed away 8 months ago and tonight for the first time I actually belly laughed. Keep up the good work. Warm (actually cold as it is winter here) regards from South Africa
I'm sorry for your loss 😢
Deepest condolences
Sorry for your loss my heart goes out to you it’s a good thing you found Josh you deserve to laugh and smile
Sending love and hugs
❤
I'm 76. I love this boy. I so love him.
70. Me too.
@@nmb803 remember his set about how his friends grandmother has a crush on him. im thinkin about that rn. i think she onto somthing
Ah shit! 😅😅😅😅😅😅
He has great potential, I really like Josh and Ralph Barbosa , those two young men are the future of comedy and with them it’s in good hands.
Creepy
The way Josh tells layered jokes within a longer joke is genius 😂😂😂
dude on it
It's epic
Sign of a great comedian
It's a very unusual style but it's really clever.
I wasn't expecting the Facebook Marketplace 😂😂😂😂😂
ya never do
i can't even trust her to get a lamp!😂😂
Not This Comment Appeared Right As He Nailed That Joke 😂😂
LOL Ikr?! Can't even trust her to pick up a lamp?! 😂😂 Josh is the best! Love this guy!
“Life ain’t goin’ the way you think” - I feel this statement on a spiritual level.
I am battling a rare stage 4 cancer called paraganglioma. Josh, thank you for the laughter and actual educational, research based, critical thinking comedy. I'm also going to steal "The People's Limousine" and "Community Uber" line, so thank you for that. 😅😅😂😂
❤️❤️❤️❤️
sending as much love as possible, you got this.
Great taste 🫶🏽
Hope you are ok 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Prayers for your healing
"Hey, if you give me a dollar, I'll let you sit on my ice" 🤣😂🤣😂
"I got _popsicles"_ did it for me
@@samuelmellars7855 in my basement ✨️👋🏽😉🌄👏🏽🤭
6:40 I love it when one contagious laugh can brighten up an entire room 😂
That joke really smashed their funny bone! I was laughing at their laughing as much as the joke 😂😂😂
I’m often that person…
It's the best
The sexting was similar in Houston, TX post-Hurricane Beryl. Except we went for several days with no power so the sexting was more like, “I got lights at my crib, what’s up?” Trust me, lights was a huge flex 2 weeks ago in Houston.
the speed at which josh makes new 20+ minute sets is really admirable, dude really is one of the best right now
easily!! Along with That Mexican ot it's a good time for some celeberties
And its smart. Because he can give internet people what they want, give small theater people new shit, and then save his super polished shows for big arenas where none of his jokes have been ruined or leaked. It takes a lot of work and dedication.
@@shantayedincsoy1611 Being a writer at TDS has really made him disciplined.
Bro for real. Comedians and UA-camrs alike can’t keep up.
Josh is rocking T Swift energy & vibes. A truly gifted artist busting their ass to entertain us. I’m supporting him as much as possible
The dying in bed joke was GENIUS. It's like you can literally see the way he's playing the audience's emotions like a fiddle, like magic was coming out his fingers! They wondering if they're supposed to be respectful, then the choking when the punchline came 😂 I screamed making lunch
amen
Honestly it's like people don't think in those situation. It's so sweet he died in bed with his wife. But what about the wife waking up next to her dead husband? What's sweat about it?
@@kellharris2491 lots of things are kind of gross when you actually stop to think about them. Then they're sweet *and* gross
George Carlin would have absolutely loved him . Comedic soul brothers.
Josh Johnson finds the humor in the absurdity of life today. He has the common touch. People can relate. 💕💌
I'm in a DEEP COMMITTED relationship with my central air!!! ☺️
I sweet talk my thermostat… give her a lil pat when I walk by. When the computers take over, you want HVAC unit to remember you as nice and appreciative…
I remember when my friend had her first apartment in brooklyn, we would set up something in the living room that we called the "fan zone". But the bathroom was down the hallway, so you had to leave the living room, go out of the apartment, into the hallway, and down to the bathroom. You had to leave the "fan Zone"
My house has a ground floor and a basement, with no air con whatsoever. The ground floor is currently unbearably hot, and you need to wear layers to spend more than a minute in the basement; the only pleasant part of the house is halfway down the damn stairs! 😄
@@ThestuffthatSaralikes😂😂😂😂yooo
No lie, that; I have never been so on top of basic maintenance on my central air in my entire life as I have been over the last 18 months. If I thought for a moment that my system would like to watch something, believe that I'd move my television into its line of sight.
when your eyes get a little manic and that smile creeps out then disappears then reappears, its gonna be a good set
right??? as soon as he does that i know i’m about to absolutely crack up
I love that you're talking about how hot it is while wearing jeans and a sweatshirt 😂
A soldier must respect his uniform
Honestly I love that he has the whole “comedian wears basically the same thing” shtick worked out perfectly.
"Im not the advice friend "...so true and hilarious 😆
This dude is dropping 20-30 mins every week. Josh is a machine.
the "blink and you'll miss it" close up, when you were reenacting the dead body *perfection*
🗣️ UUUUGH
Love Josh's smile...his quietly laughing at his own jokes.....very witty , smart dude!
Josh may actually be able to submit to Thesaurus synonyms for Bus = Community Uber or People's Limousine.
my understanding is that most comedians tours are the same or very similar sets in each location but Josh is out here not only giving us these shows here, but really doing new stellar material each time? Absolutely fantastic, as usual
You're a great story teller. The mark of a great comedian. Rock on and thanks for the laughs.
Best story teller of his generation
Get yourself a partner that loves you like Josh loves all of us.
Dude you truly are the after business hours therapy I need. You know what the people want. I appreciate your demeanor. Truly awesome comedian.
Thank you so much I really appreciate that ❤️
Some conversations I overheard on the people's limousine were wilder than any reality show. Thankful if it's someone on their phone, not 2 people going at it nearby!
Oh, I've heard of stories about the Hwy 17 Express going back to Santa Cruz at 11 PM and people getting freaky in the back of the bus.
@@splendidcolors as long as it's not next to me or in front of me, I just ignore that. The things that are bad are fights because if they get physical I want no part. I watched people egg stuff on, not smart when you're unable to get out of the way🤯
When I was a teen my friends and I used to make up stories for people who liked to listen in. Hope we made the ride better for them.😅
“I can’t even trust her to go get a lamp” 😂😂
I DIED!!!
That's some real people in the crowd, they having flashbacks from riding the "people's limousine"!
You are helping us get through this summer, Josh! 💜✊
July 2024 check in. Because this man will be a superstar one day.
omg why was the little sound effect of a person on the phone so funny. I busted out laughing just from that!
Josh has been a writer on the Daily Show for years now. That’s how I first discovered him
I'm legit mind boggled at the amount of output you have, and still maintain quality content!
I love the low-key delivery. The jokes just sneak up on you.
I need to hear Josh giving people advice on a regular basis. Can he maybe include an “Ask Josh About Your Problems” portion in all of his sets?
That is such a great idea😊
As young as he is, Josh Johnson is already a Master Craftsmen. Five minutes into this video and I'm already amazed at how Josh is still getting better, he got me again! So beautifully crafted that it makes it hard to figure out how he's able to come up with so much funny material yet so quickly hone & memorize another new set. He's got other jobs too, so his productivity level is unbelievable. I have the ultimate respect for his skill & craftmanship.
I don’t ever remember it being this hot growin up in the 80’s and 90’s
Cuz it wasn't bro 😭
I remember in like 2009 when my city broke the record for consecutive days over 100F at like 12 days and it being news! Now it seems like its all of July, August, and September every year.
@@bobfallena fellow Phoenician, I'm guessing? 😂
Because it literally wasn't that hot, so next time idiots say global warming isn't real, just know in your sweaty little heart that it is, in fact, real, lol
Global warming, baby. Get used to it, cuz it's only gonna keep getting worse.
"If you want you want to be with somebody for the rest of your life, you have to know and accept that the first year is l*st, the next 10 years are love, and everything else after that is spite."-Josh Johnson
Did the libs make lust a bad word now???
This beautiful human being is GIVING away GOLD here! Much love, keep it going, stay safe!
Life hack: don’t invite Josh to a destination wedding
Not the rabid, sociopathic eye stare at the “let you sit on my ice”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
People’s limousine and Community Uber just CRACKED ME UP 😂😂😂😂😂
I literally just almost fainted trying to get a burrito. This shit has to stop, it’s far too fucking hot outside. I was at weinershnizle and there were no pigeons… no bees, no flys, nothing because it’s too god damn hot outside.
This makes me stay where I am. I don't think we've hit 90 yet this year (though we have 100% humidity), and it barely snows
Come to Florida, you'll have plenty of bugs lining up you bite you regardless of how hot it is.
It's too hot to eat any food that's not already in my house.
@@MrEazyE357 fuck me, omg yes. I feel like I’m getting back at my land lord by using the AC to keep my dog and my wife alive. Not in that order.
I had to drag my dog inside at 8am because it was already in the high 80's. She wanted to go on a walk, but I'm sorry, the walk can wait until the sun goes down. The humidity attached to this heat is oppressive.
"Gurl, I'll drop the central air a few extra degrees for you. Turn all the ceiling fans on together. And a fresh box of cicles. Whatcha say? Hmm?"
This guy is a keeper!
Dude, put a NSFW warning next time! 😄
I like the way you talk🥵
I'm down
Netflix and literally chill.
The bus guy whose girlfriend was 11 months pregnant was pure gold.
10 months is believable to me because my niece was born after 10 months. But 11 months!? 😅😅
@@simoneanne01 i was 2 months pregnant and kept having negative pregnancy test ( i have PCOS) i told the navy dr blood test me. Lo and behold i was pregnant. I was pregnant for at least 10 months.
No joke my daughter talked her first day. She said agoo, agaa, agee.
"Welcome to the hottest summer of your life so far and coolest summer for the rest of your life"
My mom’s parents were married for 59 years. My grandmother passed away first, and she died on Father’s Day. We’re convinced that was on purpose, to ruin the one holiday he had that she couldn’t make about her.
I can honestly relate to your comment sadly
when I was 14, during the 60s, most of the granny generation were still married "for life".
We went with my cousins, aunt, uncle to visit relatives from my aunt;s extended family
that I'd never met nor heard of before.
They'd been married 40 or 50 years or something & once everyone get settled in there were
2 separate conversations, husband on one END of their couch & wife on the other.END -- as
far apart as they could get. We were split between the2 each of them with half of us in front
of them, but there were 2 SEPARATE conversations, or rather 2 separate monologues -- him telling ways she pissed him off & she's telling ways he pissed her off, & the whole time we can all hear both, & so can they. The whole time they're talking they've both got rabbit ears
about what the other is saying about them, so they can get in their tag backs. Rumor was
they hadn't said anything directly to each other in several years. But still living together.
Kinda made me feel different about the stat for marriages that end up in divorce crossing
the 50% line during my teen years. Like this is a GOOD thing, not a bad thing.
Talking about people coming to you with “boring” problems……omg, I’m dying . Frfr 😂😂😂😂
Thank you for doing what you do, we need it right now more than ever.
That community Uber line really killed. That's wild
Anyone else notice the camera work evolving? 🤔 The zoom ins are really giving that official vibe. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Besides the immense talent, there's something really refreshing about Josh's shows: he doesn't swear! Every other word is not "f*ck". I cannot, for the life of me, understand why otherwise intelligent people think swearing gives them style or personality...
Swearing can often be a very powerful form of punctuation, but you gotta put it in the right spot to really nail the impact.
Also, he does swear, just not profusely.
I ain't never met that ice cream truck child, but i am already intensely proud of them!
I am also intensely impressed at Josh because i would have fallen over laughing immediately upon hearing them sass the ice cream truck!
I don’t understand how you aren’t A list yet, but baby you’re headed there! Your wit is incredible and I see your commitment to be out performing what feels like every day.
This man literally inspired me to start writing comedy bits and i hear his cadence in my own writing and even just conversation thank you for being a good chill up-to-date in-the-middle comedian and giving it to us just straight w both facts and then hitting the punch every time 🫡🫡
“Come through and get chilly.”😂
It's definitely cooler here in the PNW & we're grateful... now just hoping for some serious rain across the state to help reduce the chance of fires 🤞🏽 🌧️
Portland’s had a couple of heat waves already.
Ugh. August is going to be horrific. 🥵
I follow an animal sanctuary in WA, I'll pray for that rain, too
We already have a few fires in eastern WA 😢 and there is a dry thunderstorm where I am. So perfect recipe for more fire.
@mirny1509 😔 the sanctuary rescued a few cows a few years back, to keep the grasses low in the meadows at the top of the mountain, so that it if another fire comes close to them, it'll still be farther away from last time. And the fired dept ust visited and ran a check last week.
Stay safe
Chance? We're on fire already. WA, OR, MT. All eyes, people.
8:41 That was a perfect Animal Crossing villager sound
Haha 😂 yes!!!
I only found Josh yesterday and he’s already my favourite comedian.
But the more I watch him, the more I can see how intelligent, articulate and NICE he is.
And he has the most beautiful and genuine smile.
I hope he never changes and becomes someone else.
And using “community Uber” has the advantage of giving a lot of comedic material. 😊
Real talk, Josh as host of the Daily Show *sounds* like a fantastic pairing, but Josh's sense of humor is at his best when he's in control of what to say and about what topics, and I worry the Daily Show would force him to do certain shit he wouldn't want to do or didn't think was funny or shoot down jokes.
I am hugely pro-Josh Johnson, which is why I'm a little "anti-Josh Johnson for host of Daily Show".
Josh is on TDS now and speaks his truth...so...what are you speaking of??? Don't wish something for this amazing, wonderful, truthful man that he doesn't want for himself. You don't know him like that.
You know that he’s been a writer on the Daily Show since 2017. So I wouldn’t worry too much about him. Both versions of himself are great.
Josh has been a writer on tds for years. I'm sure he writes whatever he does.
Same here. I know he already IS part of the show, but for him to become the main host... since he hasn't yet, perhaps it's just not his "thing" 🤷♀️
@@datgrrl_official There is a huge difference between writing and doing small pieces on camera and being the host.
The last few haven't exactly been quiet about how much they hated it. I don't want that for Josh.
Lastly, Josh has said himself that the Internet is all gas no brakes, and they can push you into doing things you'd rather not.
Facebook Marketplace is INSANE 😂😂
I was not expecting that at all 😂😂
On this episode: how many different ways can Josh Johnson say "city bus"
Thanks!
15:30 loved the audible reaction to the vitamix
The man dead in his wife’s bed, and she complains, ‘and I told him to take out the trash, and he didn’t do it’ was too perfect. Thanks, Josh.
I am so excited to see Josh in NYC. Got my tickets within an hour of drop. Dude is so consistently killer. Does not miss
🤣🤣🤣 and I'm in a corner of the Netherlands still waiting for the summer to begin after a rainy cold winter and spring! I don't think winter or spring has left the area🫡
Thank you for making me laugh anyways and I can't wait to see this one! 🙌🏾💗💕
Jealous. I'm just happy to be on the West Coast US, which hasn't yet hit 40° c, even if yesterday it passed 39. The East Coast of the US, however, is baking.
The global average temperature hit 17.09° c yesterday. That's over 2/10 of a degree higher than it's ever been.
@edwardallenthree shoot, it's been 104 to 108 degrees F in the central California for the past month and a half lol. Been loving it for my trade
@@alhen9023 Do you sell water or air conditioning?
@@alhen9023 for the rest of the world, that is 40° c, and it's really freaking hot.
Edit: My dad grew up in Red Bluff... I can't imagine living there today.
Well, here in Belgium, when I moved about 15 years ago, I was promised rainy summers.
It delivered the first years, but lately, it can get so hot we start to complain and miss winter.
And winter is sometimes so mild that my vegetables get confused thinking it's spring or smth.
Josh is one of the best stand ups out right now.
Clubs AC must be exceptional as he's wearing jeans and a zipped up hoodie.
Watching this premiere while I’m on a bus in Singapore🤣🤣🤣 but the bus culture here is different, people are generally quiet and mind their own businesses 😅
There are Express buses in New York from the outskirts such as where my friends live in the Bronx, and you're not supposed to be on your phone when you're on that bus
@@LindaC616 oh, that sounds interesting😄
Haha, I'd miss my stop, too. Such a funny man.❤😊
❤ this set is pure gold. Relatable king. 👑
We (Earth) had “THE hottest day EVER” on Monday apparently… so. yeah. that happened.
😳😲😱
It`´s really uncomfortable to watch somebody in a hoodie talk about how hot it is.
I'm sure we'll top it soon enough!
hottrst day m the last 27 trilli years
I love your shows but can we all agree that hearing certain people laugh just gets me 😂
Constantly coming up with new and relevant material.
And it's hilarious
Ready to laugh with you. I appreciate you. Listening to your podcast right now; one of the times you were "poisoned" by food. Lost count of how many times. Be careful eating out there; especially in the heat. 😊
Mesa AZ, just moved from Florida., the sun here is viscous!
FL not Sunshine State, that would be AZ. Finally getting down to 110 degrees and close to 88 at night.
Real excited. I look forward to these all week.
meanwhile in the southern hemisphere we hitting colds i didn’t think were possible
Saw him do the bus bit in Calgary! Lined up to meet him afterwards - I said he was the first famous person I've met. He hit me back with "aw... nah". Super humble guy!
Josh Johnson is a very good storyteller, my ribs hurt. This has to be one of his best.
I'm still laughing at the grandmother's initial response!!Josh, thank you for being you. Long time fan. Love seeing you in person on TDS.
Josh’s timing is true perfection.
5:49 the bus. Aka The People's Limousine!!! Priceless...or...$1 a ride for seniors.
I rarely comment. But you Sir are so worth the effort. How amazing to be on the front lines of watching the next Dave Chappelle being brought forth. You are so on your way to Greatness. How amazing.
This guy is brilliant. I just know he is going to wildly succeed.
Yesterday was the hottest day ever recorded. On Earth. Ever.
Yet we waste away and do absolutely nothing about it. But everything's fine apparently.
unreal. it's like hotter than the last. recorded. hottest. on earth. ever. weird how records work o.o
It’s sad that we’ve been duped into politicizing our environment and are behaving like the frogs in a boiling pot.
It's what keeps me where I am. I don't think it broke 90 here.and it barely shows in the winter
Hottest day ever SO FAR 😎
I moved into a new apartment…and I don’t know WHAT this building is made out of but the heat does not get in. I don’t even turn on the AC! It’s not insane hot outside, we’re usually at 28-32 Celsius (which is normal hot for Ontario now) but in my old building I had AC on 24/7 bc that heat got IN. this new building is scary I didn’t even have to turn on the AC when we hit 36! I’m probably in trouble come Canadian winter lmao. Though admittedly, last winter we barely dropped below 0 degrees. Hahaha. Ha.
It’s only going to get hotter
Nice! That apartment is a keeper!
I can't imagine where else I want to live than here because of the weather. I don't think we've hit 90 yet this summer, and it barely snows. I might have to shovel snow once or twice a year
I am an Irish/German descendant born and raised in NY, currently living in SC. I dated a Puerto Rican that kept her room at over 87° using a small work heater. The amount of times I had to say “Nah, babe, not tonight. You keep the blankets to yourself, I’ll be a piece of beef jerky in the morning.”
Sir, you were dating a lizard.
🤭🤭🤭✨️🫡🥂🌅👋🏽😉
I thought I liked it hot
Yes! Tuesdays With Josh! Let's do this!❤