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Hi friends,
This week I’m sharing my thoughts on the presidential debate. Democrats have been in crisis mode ever since whether it is Gavin Newsom and other pundits trying to assure that President Biden just “had a bad night” or others like Andrew Yang saying the president should step aside with some even calling for him to step down.
Meanwhile Trump’s performance was less than stellar with many easily tact checkable lies being told like Biden inherited no inflation or that Trump’s own tax reform isn’t to blame for a large portion of the massive economic inequality we see today.
Things that have been pain points for the GOP were largely ignored and many issues voters have with Biden’s administration that Trump could have easily exploited were side stepped for lies and hyperbole that could easily be disproven.
There is still time before the DNC with a few people praying that the delegates will back someone else with enough vigor to strike back at Trump and inspire voters.
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Proud to be part of this
I love that there are still parts of American culture so unified that you can say “you know those math problems” and everyone knows it’s either a) so much fruit or b) two vehicles of transportation on a collision course
Not just an American thing though
It's not about culture... anywhere people learn math those kinds of math problems popup
@@friedpizza262 💯
bro thinks you gotta be american to know that the mitochrondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Yesssssssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳
I fucking KNEW the two men colliding in wheelchairs was going to lead into the debate and you did it so perfect lmao
❤
I appreciate how hard that lead-in is. Josh is talented.
Lol i got so drawn into the story I forgot, i got got by josh and i loved it😂
I too read the title 😂😂
@@yannmondehard4171 It would have been so easy for Josh to start there, but he found a way to connect it to another story.
The transition from two old people on a wheel chair colliding to the debates was genius!!!!!
Chapelle did it with the lengthy story about Jim Carey as Andy Kaufman to make an anti-trans joke.
That is the way you prep for talking about that debate.
Absolutely stuck the landing. The timing was perfect
@@Rhythmicons well damn.
We all sat here intently listening to a story about two men in wheelchairs, so committed to the entire thing for it to just be turned over and revealed as an allegory for our failing democracy
why, among so many millions of people in the states, are these the only candidates they can come up with?? It's painful.
It's rigged. We need to collectively find a viable independent party candidate
@@cheesecurd100s like you said, it's rigged. The electoral college does not allow independents to do well. Ross Perot got about 20% of the popular vote, but got zero electoral votes. The electoral college is very anti-democratic in my opinion. Do away with the electoral college, add ranked voting, and allow open primaries and this extremism will go away
Sane, good people, don’t want to join that gladiator event. Only a special kinda ego runs for president of the US 😂
@@aaronbrooks4091 Hard this!!!
money
Americans have two choices:
a president who is FACING a sentence, and a president who cannot FINISH a sentence 😂
Best line ever. I love it.
Well delivered 😂❤
Lol damn.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Bazinga.
I mean, I liked the video already, 4 hrs before the release, cause, yea, there is no way it will not be great. The comedy writes itself… 😂
There’s no way he doesn’t mention the golf game 😂
top kek
I was grinning ear to ear through the whole wheelchair story cause I just knew where it was going, so good
Lmfaoo - this is a PRE "lmfaooo" before I even watch it. I'm officially starting now at 0:14 here's my time stamp. I'll let my future self make the next comment.
And Josh makes it better lol😂
“We’re not crazy, THEYRE crazy” EXACTLY!!!! This!!!! Like a toxic f*cking ex. Exactly.
You can blame the other side but we are all a lot more similar than we let on. Very. Similar.
@@_hi_pwr That wasn't "blaming the other side". That was blaming the pundits, the media, and other talking heads.
@@driggs2109they’re on our side?
@@Yazarastsu What? My comment was in direct response to the one immediately above mine, part of which reads, "You can blame the other side..."
@@driggs2109 the pundits, media, etc were a part of the other side that comment was referring to.
I feel like we have been in a forced, abusive relationship since 2016 & the abuse is about to escalate, & there is no way out
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😎🙇♀️🙏🏼😇
😂😂😅😅😅🥺😩😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Interesting...some say the 75+ million aborted since 1963 is an abusive relationship...
I was doing pretty darned well 2016 to 2020. It's been way downhill since then
Well put! The whole country is in an abusive relationship with a sociopathic, malignant narcassist. More than half of us know it and want it to stop. The others are like the abused wife who makes excuses for the abuse and continues to believe the lies and they stay because they somehow think they are better with that person and that's the best they'll ever do.
people say that comedy should be fast and dynamic and then Josh comes up with the best punchline after 6! minutes. You are incredible sir.
So as a wheelchair user. It is fast and unsettling to suddenly be going a new speed that you don't control. It happens to me when my friend pushes my chair. 😂
I second that gravity is republican. It hates me.
So true! I just got a new chair that moves differently and it feels weird lol.
i usually use a manual, and when i used an electric scooter at the zoo and it felt like fucking nascar!
Except for the fact that Republicans aren't the ones filled with hate & misery 👍🏽😂
Yeah we really only feel acceleration and de-acceleration (I'm not disabled, I just mean all of us as people). Moving at the same speed all the time doesn't really feel like moving at all, so I could easily see getting in something that is consistently faster than you're used to is gonna feel crazy fast or vice versa.
I've noticed this myself when I'm on the highway for hours and get off and the speed limit is 30 and it feels like I'm crawling so I catch myself speeding because I think I'm going slower than I am.
@@soldiaz7261😂 not NASCAR tho 🛵 🏎️😂😂😂
“That red, republican elephant-ass gravity” 😂
My fave part. 😂😂😂
"gravity is a republican" 😂
Brilliant.
Cacklinggg
Thank you, Josh. The late night comedians are all on break just when we need them the most. Thanks for stepping up to help us out of this depression.
"Gravity is a Republican." I am dying. I cuss at gravity a lot, every time I drop something. This explains a lot.
That red republican elephant ass gravity!
There's a perfect balance between education and entertainment.
“Fast lies beat slow truths” that cut deep.
Unintelligible truth 😅
There was no truth on that stage
Dustiness occurs when one's age is also an FM frequency.
You deserve millions of likes for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!
Best comment - sounds like a Josh joke in fact 😂
Bravo! That was golden! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 my lungs
Lol then you can call granpa "Music, money, fun, 97.1!"
Best line : “A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth”
Biden was NOT truthful
This is a snake oil salesman problem. How do you beat that when the old elephants failed and the newer ones bought all the snake oil and platformed the salesman?
i literally told my friend this exact thing the other night. the fact that someone else made the same point is chilling
@@bakingbola this is the "the lie gets around the world before the truth gets its pants on" line perfected _and_ made better by being tailored to the situation
They’re both a couple of liars, but I can’t, in good conscience vote for Biden. Or any democrat at this point because their policies are horrible now. They’ve lost their fucking minds. I’m politically homeless now.
Hearing "it's not our fault!" is strangely comforting in a time like this, in these circumstances, with these candidates 😅😭
It may be comforting, but it's just a comforting lie. It is, in fact, your fault.
I have seen people say since Biden's first election he was already senile THEN. You didn't listen.
Tulsi Gabbard has been a Democratic candidate for 2 elections before Biden got elected. You didn't listen.
Robert Kennedy Jr did a "debate" answering the same questions during the debate. You didn't listen.
You have been told about everything that's wrong going on RIGHT. NOW. Have you listened? At least once? Just once I mean.
You still voted for Biden even you knew he has senile for years (assuming you personally did go to the trouble of voting). You probably don't even know who Gabbard is. You probably didn't even knew RFK Jr was in the race.
Bro is such a good writer. The transitions, delivery, just on point.
If we can't have Roy Wood, Jr., give this man the daily show.
He's already there as a correspondent 😅
@@BiancaRadtke Yes. Make him the host.
He's the guy. He's indoctrinated and black. You all hate whitey. And it looks good to your viewership
Hasan seems such a great pick, though. We're getting so spoiled with Josh's stand-up sets, and hopefully, we'll continue so.
“How do you not listen when it’s EVERYBODY saying it?” 💀
..... So i live in a red state and at the 4th it was all Trump flags. There is a section of the population that feels wronged and wants to burn everything down. Im convinced they're deeply unhappy and LOVE the drama.
The lamestream media wasn’t saying it. They said he was sharp as ever behind closed doors.
@@user-pi5xo4og9d In 2020 there were people literally burning things down and people excused it by saying “they have insurance”
@@user-pi5xo4og9dI’m so sorry
This dude broke down the Kendrick/Drake beef perfectly, so I knew he was fit for this job
Kendrick and Drake are rappers, for those of you who might not know 😉
Josh and Roland Martin delivered cultural literacy on the Boat Dock Brawl.
“You know those math problems?”
EVERYONE got it. Absolutely amazing.
Love love love that transition.
24:20 ~. That’s amazing he actually called it out and it ended up that way 😮
100%
Honest to god, I watched the debate, and one of the first things I said when it was over was “I cannot wait to see what Josh writes about this”
if my "off night" made me glitch so hard someone like trump shows something similar to concern for the first time in his life, that'd be my cue to step down tbh
For real 😭
The long set up before the “that’s how I felt watching the debate” punchline was so good. 🤣
America collectively felt pain debate night.
Our first moment of solidarity in how long...was pain.
Ooof!
dunno...crashed m wheelchair w Joe's "you got the morals of an alleycat".
@@nothingworksworks3511 😂😂😂
@@TragoudistrosMPH Right!
If only everyone felt pain. Some people felt like they had some kind of victory.
“This man has had the nerve to fall everyday….” 😂
You’re telling me we have a choice of a nominee with dementia and another on the verge who’s a 34 time felon!? These people can’t let go of power 😂
😂 but his record is gonna get cleaned once he is in office 😂
@@stevenbrown2285 at this point it don’t even matter bro. We can’t get new opponents under 80 to run😂
The felon is also dementia ridden, I ain't forgot this guys term when he wasn't making a lick of sense for whole DAYS at a time, sweating lips powder on his nostrils, his fake tan leaking, him going off on tangents and slurring every other word
@@cliffordjohnson943America is BROKEN, if you don't have close to a billion or access to that amount in donorships you LITERALLY can't run for POTUS
10 years ago it wouldn't have even been that bad. It'd be like when the choice was between Kerry and Bush. The time when South Park made the 'Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich' episode, where both options weren't good. But, worst case scenario there was we'd just have a few years of politicians trying things we didn't like, but nothing too crazy. Now, however, one of the candidates is openly saying they want to terminate the Consitution, change when or if elections happen, and they've stacked the Supreme Court which granted him immunity for any criminal acts he commits while in office while big groups of people who want to enact large-scale cruelty and use governmental violence in order to reverse the entire civil rights movement, ban unions, and abandon most of the fundamental principles that make the USA worth fighting for. They'll still call it the USA, but what's special about the US has never been the patch of dirt its on. It has always been those philosophical principles of aspiring to equality, democracy, checks and balances, no kings, no one above the law, etc. All that kind of stuff simply was not on the table at all prior to Trump. No one would have even dreamed of questioning it. Now we're faced with existential threat, not just 'oh next 4 years are gonna suck'.
You didn't say Donald Jail Trump, Josh!!!😅
He genuinely was concerned, and that was actually terrifying 😂
Yeah, I think Josh did a valiant job but it was pretty hard to find the humor in this situation. I already was kind of concerned that the momentum swing was going to go back Republican and we're going to have Trump in the office again.. now I'm even more worried.
@@retrohipster1060Worried??? Understatement 😢😢😢
@@retrohipster1060worried?! Vote blue. Just vote blue!
@@itkahsramal4983there are more than two parties friend
Nah, real concern is not in his DNA. All his handlers said: whatever you do, you *cannot look mean*. It doesn’t play well
Other than that, he did way worse on the substance. Biden answered a bunch of questions accurately, in between the Rascal crashes. Trump just made ish up, and most of the time couldn’t stay on the topic of the question asked. We’re just so used to him lying and being random that he got a big fat pass. Also we might’ve had a bigger reaction to Biden‘s issues because we *hoped* he’d do well
Either way, I’d vote for a marmot 🦫before Donald
Josh is just the best comedian hitting the stage right now. I’ve been loving his material since his first stand-up special. Just cranking out the good stuff again and again.
That was a 6 min setup for that punchline and it paid off.
💰🎰😊💰
That Rascal story as a lead in to the debate was brilliant.
It was good don't get me wrong but it was a bit on the nose
"We all know, gravity is a Republican" I DIED 🤣🤣🤣
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As a 37year old who uses a mobility scooter as my main mode of transport,and has dry AF skin from medication😑this had me Dying!!!👌🏼🤷♂️😂😂😂
Hope you feel better friend 💕🍉
He's pretty good. Comedy without a lot of cussing is almost a lost art.
Little cussing and i dont’ remember him ever been crude either.
You're the only comedian I know who has found the perfect midpoint between regular YT uploads _(in both senses)_ and actual special-level releases & it genuinely kind of blows my mind - it's so brilliant to watch
Your stuff is so consistently high-quality that it honestly kind of smooths my brain over and makes me into that type of _"profoundly-dumb but pleasant"_ person that gets to enjoy life and comedy to its fullest without the constant overthinking and worrying lol
Fuck I edited the comment for a stupid formatting reason and it deleted the heart - be careful guys, turns out the brain-smoothing effect is permanent 🤦
@jaycielle but at least YOU know the heart happened!
@@hopeo-w5961 you're absolutely right
petition for Josh Johnson to reheart it ❤❤❤
@@munchiekins dear god please no, I don't wanna be a ReMake-A-Wish kid - a huge part of why I love what he's doing is because it feels like him & his team° are fully focused on making these vids as good as they can be, not being distracted by nutritionless BS like being asked to re-validate a compliment I already gave and expected no validation from in the first place _(it was fucking dope though tbf, I screenshotted that shit immediately so I already have that shit forever lol)_
°or just him, which if it _is_ just him setting up these cams and editing & posting these _and_ booking & promoting all these gigs solo while getting this level of quality shit out would make him my actual GOAT - if he does reheart, I'll delete this and just try and style it out lol
It honestly kills me that they don't do live fact checking during the debate. Not that it would have mattered to a certain group.
I mean it’s just not feasible. There were so many lies that to fact check live they would have needed to pause every sentence and spend several minutes explaining why it’s wrong.
Because the fact checking is often wrong or biased. Both of them lied constantly, but some of bidens lies were hard to even fact check because you weren't sure if he actually meant to say that or if his brain malfunctioning. Most of Trumps lies were embellishments or hyperbole which is Trumps style of speaking.
Yep, both candidates either embellished or lied every other sentence or you arent even sure if they meant to say that. @VetinariClone
Trump is the best
It wouldn’t have mattered to anyone because they both lied like crazy…also why would anybody believe the fact checkers have any better grasp on reality? Party Politics has almost nothing to do with facts. It’s WWE for Adults.
In humans, when they reach the age of late 70s through their 80s, the blood-brain barrier becomes permeable as it was when they were newborns. That means that infections, medications, cross the blood brain barrier and impact the brain in various ways. I have seen pneumonia cause hallucinations in my 80-year-old. Bladder infections cause sudden and profound mental confusion. This is a physical reality. It is one reason the torch should be gracefully passed to the next generation, especially for positions of power which affect millions of people.
The BBB is thinner in elderly because it becomes more permeable as a result of reduced strength of the collagen component if the vascular wall. While elderly are more likely to have urosepsis and altered mental status from an illness the physical symptoms would present prior to that onset (high fever, faster HR, rapid breathing). Hallucinations from severe illness can also occur but i have only ever seen that in ICU patients. the physical symptoms that qualify someone for ICU care would not permit someone to just be walking around and talking.
@@SnooperSwizzle0728 I have observed differently in the elders I have cared for. Especially urinary tract infections. The mental and emotional change was the first obvious symptom oftentimes.
Who else watching this now that Biden has stepped down from the campaign and endorsed Harris? Josh just out here prophesying!!!! 23:54
Thank you Josh for helping us heal past the pain of the cringe that was the debate. Everything else just made us angry... We needed this.
🎤
Who's us and we? You're crazy!
Jill Stein 2024
@@leapinglizzard7125 a protest vote won't win!
Been there, done that, in '80s and 90s. Held my nose to vote Hillary 2016; wasn't enough in Missouri
I may vote Green again if we get ranked choice voting.
@@Roberta-q1q I'm from MN, where "protest voting" worked and gave us Governor Jesse Ventura (for better or worse, lol). "Protest votes" can and have worked, and you just said yourself that voting for Hillary in 2016 didn't do anything in your state...meaning that you could have just voted your conscience in 2016, right? It doesn't matter to me if I'm the only person voting for Jill Stein in November -- I absolutely can't, in good conscience, vote for a genocidal pedo rapist who will bring about WWIII, be they Team Red or Team Blue.
How does he come up with such funny & wise comedy, from utterly tragic events, so rapidly, and then! he delivers it with style - like your best friend hanging w/ you on the porch, telling simple stories and yet making you wheeze from laughter. Josh is saving lives.
A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth. How I’m sposed to know? JJ loves America
This is such a 🔥 joke.
More like unintelligible lies 😂
Bro got fact checked during debate and gave a live action surprise pikachu face 😆
@@SS-lz6cb I think a lot of people missed that Ol' Joe told more than a handful of lies because they were all so stunned that he physically looked not alive, and a lot of his answers made no sense.
@@SS-lz6cbnow I’m curious
I knew it, I knew it all along. Gravity is a Republican!
Cold feet a year ahead is the most accurate take i have heard . And im locked in.
"A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth" should be the slogan for the 2024 presidential election.
I just find it so weird that everyone has decided Joe Bidens a Truth Teller just cause he's running against Trump when he literally had to drop out of a previous campaign for plagiarizing someone's life story and pretending it was his 😂
Have you guys seen a single thing Bidens said about Gaza? I don't think he's told the truth a single time. 😅
It should be printed on our money
Everyone is not dusty at 90+, some people are dusty in their twenties. Keeping it real. 😊
Every time I find a good moisturizer it gets discontinued 😅
@@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
😃😃😃😃 Sorry, for laughing.,but this comment made me laugh. (laughing from crying) 🤣🤣🤣
I know a man right now who don’t eat vegetables and looks like he don’t drink water dusty as fu€k
I use body butter that is actually for pregnant women to moisturize their bellies…I recommend it actually😆 it’s from Burt’s Bees
You merely adopted the dusty. I was born in it, molded by it.
“A fast lie will beat an unintelligible truth” sums up the political feelings I didn’t even know I had right now 😂
Here after Biden dropped from the race, and ur conspiracy theory bit at the end feels more plausible now
That might be one of the best set ups, followed by some of the best observations and comments about what's going on in politics and America today. "Gravity is a Republican," I mean it's gold. Also, thanks for confirming that we're not crazy because it's starting to feel like I'm in a bad dream I can't wake up from.
'Is that MF alright ?' 😂😂😂😂
Oh Josh ! I needed this today!🫶🏾
😂
"Donald Jail Trump" is crazy😂
Honey, you are doing the lord's work with this comedy 😂
Great video, My relationship of 5 years ended a month ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really love her so much I can’t stop thinking about her, I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her
wow, please how did you get a spiritual adviser, and how do i reach her?
Thank you for this valuable information, i just looked her up now online. impressive
Pay some of her bills and door dash some food to her. Let her reach out to thank you and repair it. Unless you cheated it can be fixed
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We're watching the rise of one of the greats. 4 years in on your journey, and I'm proud of you, Josh👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Thank you for undoing the gaslighting they do. You're right. We're NOT crazy.
They're the candidates none of us (sane people) want. It's 2016 all over again! We're so screwed.
More screwed with the cureent supreme court amd project 2025.
Its literally a cant lose election but people are not smart and vote or dont vote for the dumbest reasons imaginable.
That's just you, Boo. I'm okay with Biden/ Harris.
@DennisMoore664
You speak nothing but truth!
@@TheSocratease Well, apparently not _just_ me. I'd be more okay with Harris/Somebody else, but I don't know if enough of the rest of the voters out there would be. I also hope I'm wrong because more than anything I don't want the adjudicated rapist and convicted felon back in the White House.
@@TheSocrateaseno. No, it's not just them... boo. 🙅🏽♀️✌🏽
I can’t keep going to sleep at 2AM. This is going to be part of my morning coffee-joint-shower routine of campions.
hold up you cambions or champions
I don't know if you meant to do that or not because I make typos all the time that I don't catch before posting too, but either way - that's funny.
Get your rest youll thank yourself in the morning
"We're not crazy! They're crazy!" We need more 'influential' people saying this. The American people genuinely need this. Because we feel like we are losing our God damn minds. But it isn't us who has lost our minds, or our soul. It's them! Those people are crazy. 99% of us feel this way. It's the 1% who are acting confused. We are not crazy! Thank you!
😂😂😂True
When he said that it felt like a revelation no matter how obvious it is
Because spending all this time trying to puzzle which one would do the "least damage"
Takeing a breath and realizing this is f up, its just is
19:25 - "I WAS *THEN* DX!!" Had the MOST aggression of a not proper but valid sentence i have ever heard 🤣 i don't even think THIS makes sense!
Ngl Trump was lying so damn confidentially that I didn't even think twice when he said, MULTIPLE TIMES, that people were doing abortions after 9 months. It wasn't until I checked Twitter during the ad break and saw "AFTER BIRTH" trending that I was like "...Hey yeah wait---"
@@minki46664 There's no such thing as a "late term abortion" for a baby that could live outside the mother's body. It's not even a valid medical term, it's something that describes an abortion that happens at or after 21 weeks. It's a boogieman myth invented by hysterical anti-choice advocates. There is literally nowhere where a woman can and does get an abortion moments before birth. Abortions that happen later than usual (but STILL NOT UP TO BIRTH) happen for tragic reasons that pretty much always involve birth defects that aren't compatible with life.
@@minki46664I can tell you how they're similar. They are both imaginary problems. 98.9% of abortions occur before TWENTY weeks. 93.1% happen before 13 weeks and 80% happen before 9 weeks. Source: The CDC.
Can you define a "late-term" abortion? Because late-term abortion is not a medical term. "Late-term" in the medical field refers to woman who remains pregnant past the 'full term" 40 weeks. Do you have any links or sources showing huge amounts of women aborting children at 41 weeks?
Less than 1% of abortions occur in the third trimester. No one is aborting kids at birth. Stick to talking about real issues like the border and maybe people will start taking the right seriously.
@@minki46664
That's nonsense. Late terms abortions (which are almost never performed) are radically different from birthing a baby and then killing it.
You should do a little of "your own research" as your people like to say about when and why late term abortions are ever performed.
Except, your algorithms will only give you propaganda and nonsense.
@@minki46664 one is done on a foetus, the other on a baby. There's a reason they have different names.
Also in 2019 there was some governor (Virginia or West Virginia) who was advocating that babies who survived failed abortions shouldn't be given necessary/lifesaving care if the mom doesn't want...I'm assuming Trump was referring to that, but he should have clarified
“Guys… I thought we were RHYMING”
You suggesting a Kendrick and Drake tv debate? My money would be on Kendrick. He's already blasted Drake so hard I'm surprised he can stand.
@@tiffanymichaels2429 "FALL!"
@@BiggusNickus 😂
you know it’s gonna be good because it’s A) trump and biden’s absolute buffoonery of a debate and B) josh johnson.
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Bruh predicted the future 😂
"a level of ashy that is time" omfg
“I wAS tHeN”🤣😂
I was just about to comment this!!! I’m totally taking this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We're NOT crazy. We're not crazy. We're not crazy. ..
Thank you. Very much.
To be honest, I saw the look on Trumo's face too...like he was concerned. Somehow.
He was probably concerned that if Biden dropped, he might be hit with another charge.
He'd been going on about how Biden was on performance enhancing drugs and preparing to lose the debate, so he could claim it was unfair. Then Biden turns up so out of it he can't form a sentence. Had him confused.
He's a germaphobe. He was scared he could catch something
"A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth..." Josh is killing it
24:00 hitting real different today 😅
The only breakdown over the debate is the one we're all having in fear for our country.
Right
I miss Roy Wood Jr. But you ease the pain of his absence.
Is he a similar comedian?
@@ganbaroteam6547 there's episodes of this is not happening thats on YT that he hosts. The older ones are done by Ari Shaffir the original owner of the channel.
@@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951it was best when it was Ari
What happened to Roy?
🤣Roy is straight up comedy!!
Josh is the only person I can hear the news from anymore!
Same! 🙌
and Jon Stewart!
If I had to pick one stand up comedian to watch live, it would be you. Give it up, for Josh Johnson!!!
To have this amount of high level material 2 hours after the debate is special.
Obviously this young man is incredibly smart and very hard working.
And most importantly, funny as hell. Great work!
Josh's stand up is the only way I can digest the news these days. ❤
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result
Like trying to teach democrats a lesson by doing a protest vote by voting 3rd party. Yeah, that sure taught them, they sure learned a valuable lesson.
Or we could've just kept postponing the inevitable Republican fascist takeover by electing democrat after democrat every election. Any time we take a single step forward with dems, republicans take over and force us 10 steps back. The way to not keep repeating these mistakes is to turn purple districts blue, and we do that by showing up every election, big and small (we are the majority).
Progressives have much less of a shot in purple states because during the primaries, voters and the party are worried about appealing to the centrists during the general. If every progressive in those areas showed up to vote, even if it's a centrist we're voting for, we can work at primarying the centrist. But we can't do that if we're not all coming out in droves voting like the old fart republicans do. If we show how blue the majority of places are, we could've had a chance by making ourselves believe we had a chance.
And maybe progressives would actually be able to get things done by evening the playing field with centrists, rather than having to bow their heads to centrists because there's like 10 progressives in a congress with 435 members. Maybe we could've shown America what it's been missing, leading people to not wanna go back. That's how we stop repeating the same mistakes over and over again.
If our policies bare great fruit and people love it, we celebrate it and say this is what progressive policies are capable of. If other progressive policy gets shot down by centrist dems, we can point to them and say they're the reason we're not getting these great policies, we need to primary them to get our healthcare, free/cheap college and shit.
Doesn't have to be that way. Liberals are the majority. The reason progressives have a hard time winning is because we don't show up enough, showing that places are safely blue enough to run a progressive. And progressives can't get anything done because there's like 10 in all of congress. If we got the ball rolling and showed what great progressive policy is capable of and people love it like they do everywhere else in the world, then we can primary centrists who voted against it and similar proposals.
So what do you call copying pasting this old ass quote that you don't even understand repeatedly all over random videos?
@@ZHZhuull😂😂😂
How have you not hosted SNL yet?
He deserves it!
That was not a look of concern. That was a predator sensing weakness. "Mumble mumble, we beat Medicare..." Trump- "Yeah you beat it to death."
17:43 “Ya ever get cold feet a YEAR before the wedding?” That was gold!
25:40 couldn’t agree more
Seriously wondered where that story was going almost fell out of my chair when it became obvious 😂.
‘A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth’😂
This fine young man is the future of comedy. Keep it up, Josh, you're amazing.
Watch your back Dave Chappell. No shade to Dave because he is the GOAT right now
I’m a therapist and I thought I was losing my mind when I watched it. I thought words didn’t make sense. I had to think back like, “did I drink? No. Is this me losing my mind?!?” Terrifying.
Congrats on the Daily Show gig!!!
Until next week, my friend. I could listen to you and your perspective of everything for hours it soothes my overactive mind and I can keep up/ focus on the present. Big hugs. I’ll miss you til then! 😊
New set tomorrow at 8pm est
@@JoshJohnsonComedy the way I just gasped lol see you tomorrow then! 🤭
I thought it was the story before the debate discussion until I started to realize....he IS talking about the debate 😂👍🏻✌🏻 You are the GOAT of the news Josh!
This is the definition of giving the people what they want. I'm excited to hear it
There's a real need for this. People are tuned out and we're walking into disaster 😮
I just know bro is cooking rn w the recent events lmao
The whole "You know when ur friend tells you a story you told him" thing reminded me of that bit from Key & Peele
Everybody talking about the transition was smooth... I was invested in the wheelchair debacle
OMG, what an insane set up to the debate lol! This.guy. WOW 😂😂😂😂
Josh Johnson is becoming my main source of news 😂
The brilliance of Josh Johnson is that he doesn’t have routines-it’s all observational, and his observations are brutally funny!
I am calling him Donald Jail Trump from now on 😂😂 mark my words I will see this comedic GENIUS live in person ❤❤ It’s been a very long time since I’ve made a point to watch everything thing this man puts on yt. Absolutely brilliant 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Man...we are fucked.
Great set though!
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE SET UP/SEGWAY 🤣🤣🤣
Segue
@@freshsolutions1733 Segway works as a pun though 😂😂
Your delivery is so clever because it's so conversational, so you don't belabor every detail leading up to the punchline, but you still signpost *just enough* that it feels off-the-cuff without getting disjointed.
I've been to a lot of open mics and house shows so I've seen some folks, trying to keep the joke conversational, take stories so far off the rails that no one had any idea what was going on.
It's a really subtle style, and, even though I have a lot of friends who are comics, I've never seen anyone really nail it this well.
My guess is you must either have a baller memory or be using some kind of memory palace technique 👌
Nobody over 60 should be allowed to run for office...
My 17yo said the exact same thing
@@sassybdiy7565 smart kid
Errm your conspiracy theory came true 😅