All villains: Part 1: I reject my humanity Part 2: I will become the ultimate life form Part 3:I will rule the world Part 4:I just want to live in peace Part 5:I have to remove of traces of my past Part 6:I have to reset the universe for my god Part 7:I have to make my country prosper Part 8:...Wait am I the villain or are you the villain?
What truly defines Valentine as a villain for me is the fact that the power he seeks is able to redirect misfortune, but not negate it. We get a taste of this in the Love Train fight where all of Johnny's attempts to kill Valentine fail, but someone else in the world is killed instead. Imagine that kind of power spread across a country of ocer 300 million people and the effects that would have. Not just deaths, but every possible misfortune throughout the United States being redirected at random innocent people across the world to seemingly no end. The result is nothing short of cosmic horror.
True, but that only follows if you can't choose where you redirect the misfortune. It's never been stated that the wielder of the corpse cannot control whom the misfortune gets redirected to(assuming I remember the manga correctly). Assuming valentine wanted to wield the corpse in the most moral manner possible, he would've probably redirected it towards criminals or people attempting to commit crimes accross the globe. Of course, you could argue that the manga contradicts the previous arguement by showing Valentine causing misfortune to befall random people. However, you do have to remember that Johnny and his alliers were trying to kill Valentine so Valentine had no time to properly think through his actions and was acting nearly on instinct. Also, I don't think the corpse was literally powerful enough to redirect all the misfortune in the US to other places around the globe and I think Valentine overestimated the corpse's ability considering johnny was able to break through lovetrain despite Valentine presumably directing all of the planets misfortune at johnny. After all, if johnny had the entire worlds misfortune placed on him, then he should've logically gotten a sudden stroke and died.
@@billzhao1346no Valintine said that he would rederect the misfortune to "the other side of the world" so that strongly implies it to be random. Also Valentine did indeed say ALL misfortune would be rederected wich, as far as we see, does seem to be what happens. Yes Johnny is able to get misfortune through the shield but that is stand shenanigans so it doesn't really count. Also if I remember correctly Valentine does not direct all the misfortune of the world onto Johnny (more evidence that he can't control where the misfortune goes), not sure where you got that from
He only exists because Funny Valentine had to leave our universe to go do something so he found a random guy to replace him. That random guy was Benjamin Harrison.
I also find it kinda cool how Valentine and Johnny have opposing color schemes. Johnny’s main color is blue and his stand is mainly pink whereas Valentine’s main color is pink and his stand is mainly blue.
Love steel ball run, especially the napkin philosophy, how actions have influence and will reinforce themselves upon others. From the way Valentine's father decision shape Happy Valentine, Gyro and Johnny influence each other, to how readers perspectives change by taking the character philosophy into themself.
I actually liked him until he was like "LMAO I JUST KILLED YOUR FRIEND THAT YOU'VE SPENT SO MUCH TIME WITH BUT I CAN BRING SOME FAKE ASS NIGGA THAT LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE HIM XDDDD PLS SPARE MY LYFE LOL".
I was thinking about that not too long ago: it makes sense that, since he couldn't beat Johnny himself, he had to find another way to "win." Diego, though not exactly like Valentine, was probably the best immediate choice he had. I mean, think about it. Because of Diego's past, he wants absolute power and to tower over everyone. And because he wants that power, he would not only make sure the source of his power (the corpse and presidency) would never fall (therefore protecting America), he'd also strive to expand America even more. It was a risky compromise, but it was the smartest risk to take.
@@vibea7019 that's probably right but remember this is deigo Brando he probably would have just used it for himself to control the world and he could probably have done that easily because he had the world
"The cause doesn't justify the means" is a very important quote in life to help us distinguish villains from heroes and it summerises why funny valentine is and always will be considered a villain. To consider him a hero would be like considering Hitler one just because he thinks he is doing what he is doing for his county or considering robbers and assassins heroes and doing nothing wrong because they are going to use that money to help someone. Or considering relegious fanatics right to murder people because it is some noble cause to purify the earth. If we look at valantine do from a bigger enough perspective he is selfish. Because selflessness would suggest sacrificing YOURSELF for others. Valantine isn't sacrificing himself he is sacrificing OTHERS for his people. Just like a dictator stealing money from his country to benefit his family. In both these cases someone hurt a large percentage of people to benefit a small group of people. I am pretty sure if valantine was not American this image of him would have been clearer Edit : there is a quote from empirio in part 6 which says something along the lines of "the worst type of evil is the evil who believes he is doing the right thing" that is how all villains nowadays are represented. Great motivation but terrible actions and if we ever live in a world that thinks that his cause gives him some right to do all terrible stuff to others just to satisfy the needs his specific minority (group). That world would be a hell
Small correction: He does sacrifice himself as he has died so many times for his cause. While D4C does bring another Valentine from another universe people forget that there are differences between each Valentines and that while they're the same person they're the not identical so when one dies they're dead forever with a different Valentine taking over. Edit: Damn typo.
Not even close. Hitlers actions are evil as is his goal. He wanted to genocide an entire race of innocent people because he scapegoated them, and tried to forcibly take over the world and remake it in his image all while creating a cult that literally worshipped him... Objectively evil shit. Funny Valentine literally just wants the citizens of his country to live peaceful, happy, and fulfilling lives. He's just willing to do heinous things if anyone gets in the way of that. He doesn't even give a shit about other countries, they can do whatever they want.
While I still have Kira as my favourite villain, Valentine's my second favourite and you described why really well. Only thing I disagree with is "he didn't do anything wrong"(even though there are already thousands of people arguing about that). Valentine was evil, he knew that part of what he was doing was evil, and he has reasons to believe that his cause is good. It doesn't make him good. After all, all evil people believe they're at least half right, now I understand that wars were large back then, with Valentine having trauma from his dad's war accounts and his own experience in the civil war and WW1 being right around the corner he would be worried. But simply saying "For America" to the harm(both mental and physical) of millions of innocents(both by love train, Valentine himself, side effects from the Steel Ball run;etc) is not entirely ethical for a country that was already in good shape.
if he managed to get the corpse part in the vault he would've left the world a luckless cesspool because there is a set amount of luck in jojo plus America is a big country thats alot of misfortune to redirect
@@kassidyryzer2909 😭 but in all realness going by recent stuff like golden wind premiering in 2018 and ending like a year ago and now stone ocean premiering in 2021 I’d say steel ball rn would premiere maybe 2024-2025 if we going by recent adaptations
I don't think so,there was no reason for jhonny and gyro to go after the corpse.Jhonny just wanted his legs back and gyro wants 50 million dollars so Gyro seriously did not need the corpse and jhonny wanted it for a very selfish reason.Funny Valentine wanted it for his country and he got what he wanted with dio being able to put the corpse in a safe place before dying for no reason.
Funny Valentine: I must collect all of the corpse parts of the holy saint so I can keep my country in a well state as a president! Yoshikage Kira: hand
6:45 I think that the part of "dirt cheap" is more beacuse the acts of funny valentine (such as corruption, killing, etc...)for him, is a small price to pay in comparison of the achievement of his goal
i think that at the end when valentine breaks his vow and attempts to kill johnny, that is the proof that he is actually selfish and only seeks power, although he loes to himself about it
Funny Valentine: I must obtain the corpse parts in order to insure that my country can prosper! I'll die as many times as I have to to achieve this goal! Johnny: i just want legs, man Edit: How was *this* comment the winner? It has more likes than Xforts own comment! Thanks :D
@@gork4035 Well it makes him Float a little but i wouldn't say walk and even the super spin, spins his whole body not his legs making him Fly impossible. Even gyro says that he can't fix his paraplegic problem even with all his spin knowledge.
@@dwaynethewokjohnson6646 nahhh fam I didn’t even like trump but the media kept on going after him him and Obama did do a lot of fucked up shit that people gloss over so ima keep at it sainted it triggers you
What's funny about Funny Valentine is he's the hypernationalist president of the United States of America but his stand is named after an Australian band's song.
its important to acknowledge (I'm surprised you didn't in this video) that Valentine represents the faults of patriotism in that He is willing to bring good fortune to America at the cost of sending all bad fortune away to other people around the world who are not involved. while he is making America happy he is making the world at large a worse place and I think that's truly what makes him a villain and ultimately i think Araki's conclusion was that no one person or country should be allowed to get all the good fortune to themselves and let the rest of the world suffer the consequences was morally correct.
That Napkin thing always intrigued me, i actually tested it when i was in italy, i took one first and everyone else picked the same one, but i wanted to see the opisite thing, so the next time we went to dinner everyone picked the "Left" napkin and it was strange cause i actually had to force my mind to pick the "right" napkin, it was a weird feeling
Maybe because the napkin thing has already been established before, so everyone else already adapt to that tradition. From what I understand napkin theory only applied when the tradition was never there to begin with.
This is an obvious lie tho. The point of the napkins is that if someone takes the one on their left there is no longer one on your right. So if you take the left everyone else is forced to take their left cause their right is gone and it just goes like that.
4:21 protagonist does not mean "good guy". it means the character the story follows. protagonists can be evil or whatever, but most writers jsut don't do it this way. funny valentine is the antagonist because he opposes the guys that the story follows.
Part 1: Narcissistic Blonde Vampire Part 2: ancient being Part 3: Casanova Vampire Part 4: Peace seeker hand fetishist Part 5: Mafia Lord suffering from split personality Disorder Part 6: Ghae Priest Part 7: Patriotic President Part 8: U needun to knoun
The good deeds and public face of Valentine are put front and center, while his misdeeds are shoved to the side. The way the manga panels are arranged adds to his hypnotic charisma.
Legendmilkgamer She disguised herself as his wife of whom died because of her. Kinda her fault. She had it coming. Karma is a bitch. Valentine really did nothing wrong.
i love valentines backstory i literally cried over it i dont see ppl talk abt it that much its such a beautiful but depressing back story and its one of the reasons hes my fav sbr characters and one of my fav jojo villains besides dio and pucci
Funny Valentine and D4C are my 2 favorite characters and stand purely from looks but the lore behind them is also awesome. I wish he wasn’t the villain he’s such a dope character and D4C is too cool. That dimension hop is so 100000/10
Except for Pucci his goal was fueled by another man’s blind hate towards a family who opened their home to him. I like DIO due to his charismatic nature, Araki showed that no mattter who the person was(man, woman, ancient Egyptian Deity etc) they will fall to his knees. They feared him without even seeing the true nature of his stand or physical prowess. Pucci fell for everything DIO told him and even after DIO was defeated by Jotaro he still continued to pursue the goal of heaven.
@@illegalbuildingtechnique6807 recesive genes man my father was black and my mother white, my great grandmother was blonde with blue eyes but when i was little i was blonde baby, sometimes happens.
I love how menacing he was, we always thought we were 1 step ahead then BAM he makes eye contact with us, I don’t like how he won that one fight in the water again best boy because of luck
Tooru's blind pursuit of rock human superiority really mirrors Valentine's pursuit of American superiority. It almost feels like Araki made Jojolion to really hammer home the point to fans that "no, Valentine really *was* kinda a bad dude"
honestly towards the end there Johnny keeps shooting at the shimmer despite seeing that it just deflects and hits innocent people, it isn't a leap of logic to say Johnny spends the seconds to last arc of part 7 killing innocent people.
knew boo, how can you get his so wrong? It's pretty obvious that he was attempting to obtain the power of the infinite spin, but failing each and every shot, until the last one
Funny Valentine: *Literally has done every wrong act possible* Community: *”Funny Valentine is the real hero because he wants to bring succes to america”*
@@CrimesForDimes Part 1:a vampire who kills coz why not? Part 2:some guy who isn't a human who wants to be the ultimate life form Part 3: same as part 1 but with a stand Part 4:some guy with a hand fetish Part 5: **MAFIA** part 6: the boyfriend of the part 1 villian but he wants to have a perfect universe withouth suffering Part 7: i dunno anithing about this one Part 8: * doesn't has a villain *
The thing about johnny is while his goal was more selfish, it would only affect himself. While valentine would affect billions, and most of those would be affected for the worst
valentine is my favourite villain but I kinda wish that there was more of a fight between him and Johnny rather than just Johnny shooting him with the infinite spin and having the fight pretty much end there
I never cared about either of them. With Johnny I couldn't have cared less about his goal of being able to walk again. And when I saw Gyro was a Zeppeli I immediately stopped caring because I knew he was going to die. Also his jokes weren't funny, and they weren't even so bad they were funny, they were just a waste of time.
I mean, we can pretend Valentine is a paragon of virtue that follows his code of honor, but on top of attempting to rape Lucy, he also tried to shoot Johnny after swearing on his father's handkerchief that he wouldn't.
both Scarlet and Valentine were horrible to Lucy, not mentioning his FV's other things.. the thing, which made me so upset was the gun scene.. but however, i admire his ambition and his father is a great guy, it made me tear up, ngl
Lucy is an impostor that time, but still, Funny didn't care who the impostor was. But when he found out that it was Lucy, his motives changed and instead of impregnating her, he follow her because he knew that Gyro gave the eye of the corpes to her.
When he realized she was not his wife he said he liked her and continued BUT LUCY FREAKED OUT AND HER SKIN STUFF ALL GOT OVER VALENTINE and Valentine was like oh shi- YOU ARE THAT OLD DUDE'S WIFE WTF im sure in that moment he realized he fucked up even more... cuz its not a random women... its a young girl--- i just wanna imagine him getting away from her after he realized it was Lucy if he didnt got..... stabed.
i’m a diamond/jojolion fanboy but i really enjoyed sbr. i do like how if you read it from valentines pov he is the protagonist and johnny is the antagonist and vise versa
I do think Funny is the best villain in jojo, but his goal still means dispensing all misfortune to people not in the united states. He's a political leader that doesn't care how many people he kills outside of his country, Gyro refused to use the corpse to dispense his wounds because sees how that's a horrible action to do.
Garbodor Appologist Pretty much it. That's not the "greater good", it's just harming some people to save other, while keeping the total number still. While understandable, I wouldn't call it " right", to, for example, murder another family so yours can live on, which is pretty similar to what Funny was doing
Burning Blitz It could not, since the total amount of suffering is the same. So, if there were no others to redirect the pain, the holy corpse would stop working, or perhaps it would limit his range to only a city or something like that
Don't take the title of the video too serious, everyone has their own opinion and I will respect whoever you consider your favorite Villain in JoJo! 💖
サンク・ユー・フォー・スティール・ボール・ラン
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MY funny valentine!!! Sweet comic valentine!!! You make me smile with my HEART!!!
xForts bro FUNNY IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS!
xForts good work this was an amazingly funny video
I will just leave now
Funny Valentine: I must collect the corpse parts to ensure my country is safe and prospers!
Diavolo: condom broke
Kira: *h a n d s*
part 8 villlain:
Laggy Lagiacrus Kars:I want rok.
All villains:
Part 1: I reject my humanity
Part 2: I will become the ultimate life form
Part 3:I will rule the world
Part 4:I just want to live in peace
Part 5:I have to remove of traces of my past
Part 6:I have to reset the universe for my god
Part 7:I have to make my country prosper
Part 8:...Wait am I the villain or are you the villain?
Pucci: ghey to false god
Valentine: pink dude with a blue stand
Johnny: blue dude with a pink stand
MR. BRONZO OH MY GOD
Im seeing a connection here
Bettina and D'Bugelites BL connection between Valentine and Johnny? Lol
What if Johnny and Valentine were once gay partners but broke up cause they liked their color schemes but backwards, ahhhh
Pierre Jecroi what the fuck
Ah yes, my favorite Stand User:
Comedic February, and his stand
*M o n e y 4 B a d*
I see
@@totallynotdio1311 nothing wrong
@@slothteamsix6646 killing an entire village?
More like small money 4 bad
Quite Despicable Performances Accomplished For Low Monetary Value
What truly defines Valentine as a villain for me is the fact that the power he seeks is able to redirect misfortune, but not negate it. We get a taste of this in the Love Train fight where all of Johnny's attempts to kill Valentine fail, but someone else in the world is killed instead. Imagine that kind of power spread across a country of ocer 300 million people and the effects that would have. Not just deaths, but every possible misfortune throughout the United States being redirected at random innocent people across the world to seemingly no end. The result is nothing short of cosmic horror.
True, but that only follows if you can't choose where you redirect the misfortune. It's never been stated that the wielder of the corpse cannot control whom the misfortune gets redirected to(assuming I remember the manga correctly). Assuming valentine wanted to wield the corpse in the most moral manner possible, he would've probably redirected it towards criminals or people attempting to commit crimes accross the globe. Of course, you could argue that the manga contradicts the previous arguement by showing Valentine causing misfortune to befall random people. However, you do have to remember that Johnny and his alliers were trying to kill Valentine so Valentine had no time to properly think through his actions and was acting nearly on instinct.
Also, I don't think the corpse was literally powerful enough to redirect all the misfortune in the US to other places around the globe and I think Valentine overestimated the corpse's ability considering johnny was able to break through lovetrain despite Valentine presumably directing all of the planets misfortune at johnny. After all, if johnny had the entire worlds misfortune placed on him, then he should've logically gotten a sudden stroke and died.
@@billzhao1346no Valintine said that he would rederect the misfortune to "the other side of the world" so that strongly implies it to be random. Also Valentine did indeed say ALL misfortune would be rederected wich, as far as we see, does seem to be what happens. Yes Johnny is able to get misfortune through the shield but that is stand shenanigans so it doesn't really count. Also if I remember correctly Valentine does not direct all the misfortune of the world onto Johnny (more evidence that he can't control where the misfortune goes), not sure where you got that from
The misfortunes are all hitting me guys, don't worry, I got y'all's back.
@@DeadliermlgGod is with you, remember that.
@@randell3306 Obviously
「F I L T H Y A C T S A T A R E A S O N A B L E P R I C E」
FA3RP
Nasty Works At A Reasonable Price
John Little Disgusting Villainy for a Small Fare
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Benjamin Harrison was such an unremarkable president that Funny Valentine replaced him.
Be honest, you looked who the helll the 23rd president was just so you could make this comment lol
@@ianlawvoiceover1056 funny valentine is actually the 23th President
He only exists because Funny Valentine had to leave our universe to go do something so he found a random guy to replace him. That random guy was Benjamin Harrison.
FAKER
who?
I also find it kinda cool how Valentine and Johnny have opposing color schemes. Johnny’s main color is blue and his stand is mainly pink whereas Valentine’s main color is pink and his stand is mainly blue.
My mind has been blown
Love steel ball run, especially the napkin philosophy, how actions have influence and will reinforce themselves upon others.
From the way Valentine's father decision shape Happy Valentine, Gyro and Johnny influence each other, to how readers perspectives change by taking the character philosophy into themself.
SBR is undeniably the best Jojo part
it’s the best and it’s not even close imo
Funny how the area 51 raid is on funny valentine's birthday
That means we'll find the corpse parts there.
@@pbrn2533 we will make America lucky again
Funny Funny Valentine
Mr.LegendsXD Posting Funnier Valentine
are u telling me one of my best friends has the same birthday as funny valentine??
I like the fact that he turned extremely hot when his stand is revealed
ido damari I know like did he switch himself for a valentine from another world who was more attractive
Cream Starter’s flesh came from Valentine
Katkrasherpb he actually did something like that
SKELLY_menace 44 no. Araki has literally stated it’s just an artstyle change
he was a fatass then became a hot model
Araki really did write the greatest deuteragonist AND the antagonist in the same story like it was nothing
Valentine is that character that makes you want to think long and hard about an alternate universe where these powers actually exist...
Valentine: "We can't let the corpse parts fall into the wrong hands"
Also Valentine: GiVeS tHe CoRpSe To DiEgO.
I actually liked him until he was like "LMAO I JUST KILLED YOUR FRIEND THAT YOU'VE SPENT SO MUCH TIME WITH BUT I CAN BRING SOME FAKE ASS NIGGA THAT LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE HIM XDDDD PLS SPARE MY LYFE LOL".
friendly neighborhood merc didn’t Johnny want that? Plus, he was gonna kill Johnny anyways
@@FridayEmpireOfCorpses And Johnny was actually good with that deal! All Valentine had to do was just not be a dick but nooo
I was thinking about that not too long ago: it makes sense that, since he couldn't beat Johnny himself, he had to find another way to "win." Diego, though not exactly like Valentine, was probably the best immediate choice he had.
I mean, think about it. Because of Diego's past, he wants absolute power and to tower over everyone. And because he wants that power, he would not only make sure the source of his power (the corpse and presidency) would never fall (therefore protecting America), he'd also strive to expand America even more.
It was a risky compromise, but it was the smartest risk to take.
@@vibea7019 that's probably right but remember this is deigo Brando he probably would have just used it for himself to control the world and he could probably have done that easily because he had the world
Funny Valentine: is 23rd president
Benjamin Harrison: Am i a joke to you?
yes
uh who?
Pretty much...
Benjamin Valentine*
For all those saying "who?", Benjamin Harrison is the 23rd president of USA in real life.
"The cause doesn't justify the means" is a very important quote in life to help us distinguish villains from heroes and it summerises why funny valentine is and always will be considered a villain.
To consider him a hero would be like considering Hitler one just because he thinks he is doing what he is doing for his county or considering robbers and assassins heroes and doing nothing wrong because they are going to use that money to help someone. Or considering relegious fanatics right to murder people because it is some noble cause to purify the earth.
If we look at valantine do from a bigger enough perspective he is selfish. Because selflessness would suggest sacrificing YOURSELF for others. Valantine isn't sacrificing himself he is sacrificing OTHERS for his people. Just like a dictator stealing money from his country to benefit his family. In both these cases someone hurt a large percentage of people to benefit a small group of people. I am pretty sure if valantine was not American this image of him would have been clearer
Edit : there is a quote from empirio in part 6 which says something along the lines of "the worst type of evil is the evil who believes he is doing the right thing" that is how all villains nowadays are represented. Great motivation but terrible actions and if we ever live in a world that thinks that his cause gives him some right to do all terrible stuff to others just to satisfy the needs his specific minority (group). That world would be a hell
logical choice vs moral choice empirio's quote
That was actually Weather's quote but yeah it still stands
Small correction: He does sacrifice himself as he has died so many times for his cause. While D4C does bring another Valentine from another universe people forget that there are differences between each Valentines and that while they're the same person they're the not identical so when one dies they're dead forever with a different Valentine taking over.
Edit: Damn typo.
Not even close. Hitlers actions are evil as is his goal. He wanted to genocide an entire race of innocent people because he scapegoated them, and tried to forcibly take over the world and remake it in his image all while creating a cult that literally worshipped him... Objectively evil shit.
Funny Valentine literally just wants the citizens of his country to live peaceful, happy, and fulfilling lives. He's just willing to do heinous things if anyone gets in the way of that.
He doesn't even give a shit about other countries, they can do whatever they want.
but it DOES. In real life we constantly use it.
While I still have Kira as my favourite villain, Valentine's my second favourite and you described why really well. Only thing I disagree with is "he didn't do anything wrong"(even though there are already thousands of people arguing about that). Valentine was evil, he knew that part of what he was doing was evil, and he has reasons to believe that his cause is good. It doesn't make him good. After all, all evil people believe they're at least half right, now I understand that wars were large back then, with Valentine having trauma from his dad's war accounts and his own experience in the civil war and WW1 being right around the corner he would be worried. But simply saying "For America" to the harm(both mental and physical) of millions of innocents(both by love train, Valentine himself, side effects from the Steel Ball run;etc) is not entirely ethical for a country that was already in good shape.
The taking the napkin first scene gave me more braincells.
#funnyvalentine2020
@@Cha0s_jewelz yes
Same and it's a legit philosophy aswell
You have mista rolling in his grave
@@acedefective1491 it's more like a metaphor of a philosophy
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" *PATRIOTISM LIKE THAT TURNS ME ON* "
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Sounds. Like something funny valentine might say
A man of culture
The first time I saw the stars and stripes... how do I say this... I got a BONER
"VALENTINE DID NOTHING WRONG!"
that one train engineer: well yes but actually no
That man was basically deemed to die simply because Valentine decided so. And there are still people who think he isn't villain.
not to mention lucy. TWICE BTW
if he managed to get the corpse part in the vault he would've left the world a luckless cesspool because there is a set amount of luck in jojo plus America is a big country thats alot of misfortune to redirect
Can’t wait till this gets animated
We'll all be like 200 by time it finishes airing 😂
@@kassidyryzer2909 😭 but in all realness going by recent stuff like golden wind premiering in 2018 and ending like a year ago and now stone ocean premiering in 2021 I’d say steel ball rn would premiere maybe 2024-2025 if we going by recent adaptations
Valentine shows heroism in his motivation, but Johnny shows heroism in his actions
Beatiful.
like how? he only wants his legs healed
@@Sputin he was willing to abandon that to save gyro
I don't think so,there was no reason for jhonny and gyro to go after the corpse.Jhonny just wanted his legs back and gyro wants 50 million dollars so Gyro seriously did not need the corpse and jhonny wanted it for a very selfish reason.Funny Valentine wanted it for his country and he got what he wanted with dio being able to put the corpse in a safe place before dying for no reason.
@Bumblebee gamer202 freind
Funny Valentine: I must collect all of the corpse parts of the holy saint so I can keep my country in a well state as a president!
Yoshikage Kira: hand
H a n d
Kira and okuyasu need to switch stands
@@LethalMonarch nah m8, okuyasu migth blow up his house or something
@@LethalMonarch that would be worse for okuyasu lmao
Saiyan Nopal OI JOSUKE I JUST EXPLODED MY HOUSE CAN YOU FIX IT FOR ME
I like that nobody talks about that the whip that gave him the scars must have been shaped like an American flag
it's natural for everybody to shush about it 👀
You can just shut up pls, ty.
And the fact that his hair is rolled like an American colonist
brotherman's never heard of hitting more than one time
6:45 I think that the part of "dirt cheap" is more beacuse the acts of funny valentine (such as corruption, killing, etc...)for him, is a small price to pay in comparison of the achievement of his goal
He’s a pretty nice Stand Master too. Good hours and 2 days off a week.
Ok
@Diego Brando you are a scalie bruh
@Diego Brando n a n i
Tell me about it.
Thank d4c
Part 7 and 8 gray morality is what makes them really interesting.
Gadlight
Although I would love that Jojolion could have a Antagonist already :’(
@@luisenrique7240 Right????
@@luisenrique7240 Jobin Higashikata isn't the antagonist?
Jean Claude Van Dame
Eeeeeeeeem it’s complicated
@@luisenrique7240 bUt mAIn AnTaGonIstS eVentUallY gEt BORinG
i think that at the end when valentine breaks his vow and attempts to kill johnny, that is the proof that he is actually selfish and only seeks power, although he loes to himself about it
Just gonna point it out - why is every Jojo villain so damn cool and well written? Dio, Kars, Kira, Diavolo, Pucci, Funny Valentine, Tooru
Funny Valentine: I must obtain the corpse parts in order to insure that my country can prosper! I'll die as many times as I have to to achieve this goal!
Johnny: i just want legs, man
Edit: How was *this* comment the winner? It has more likes than Xforts own comment! Thanks :D
thezombie baron
Yep, that’s basically the two in a nutshell.
@@gork4035 Well it makes him Float a little but i wouldn't say walk and even the super spin, spins his whole body not his legs making him Fly impossible.
Even gyro says that he can't fix his paraplegic problem even with all his spin knowledge.
@@mat8791 explain him walking in the Diego fight and part 8
@@myassispixelated4942 because he can walk again, not due to the spin
Johnny: “Just let me get my legs back.”
Valentine: “No.”
Johnny: “Please?”
Napkin symbolism.
leave me alone :(
og dragonball krillin probs couldn't but saiyan saga krillin definitely can
Stands which would be obliged to punch him to win couldn't, but the ones with powers like D4C could beat any DB characters
way to get baited, although he's not wrong
+ILyk2Sip you have to be stupid or trolling lol
"Well, actually Valentine is good because he wants to bring prosperity to the US".
The rest of the world:
NO NO NO NO
Fr Obama bombed Yemenis doesn’t mean that mf is right
Fuck the rest of the world
@@dwaynethewokjohnson6646 according to the left Obama did nothing wrong
@@jesusllanas9318 man shut up with the left and shit
@@dwaynethewokjohnson6646 nahhh fam I didn’t even like trump but the media kept on going after him him and Obama did do a lot of fucked up shit that people gloss over so ima keep at it sainted it triggers you
Valentine is so great, he nearly convinced Johnny to join his side
I love how Araki low key uses one of the most ridiculous parts of the mythology of Mormonism in SBR, that being that Jesus Christ travelled to America
Steel Ball Run is basically Mormon Divine Comedy
but jesus was supposed to live in the old world, no wonder mormons are so annoying
Wait I’m a Mormon I didn’t know that
This comment has 666 likes rn
wrong, we don't think tha jesus travelled to america, he appeared there after being resurrected to meet and teach them
But he did the one of most unforgivable thing he killed Gyro.
*The most
@@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast I mean if a character has Zeppeli as his surname you can sort of expect what happens to them..
@@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast ok, just.
man you know you deserve to get spoiled, I mean wtf are you doing in this video if you haven't finished SBR?
@@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast u are the one who watched the vid....what did u expect if u didnt finish SBR
population of America's future's being free of hardship > gyro's life. Valentine did nothing wrong.
What's funny about Funny Valentine is he's the hypernationalist president of the United States of America but his stand is named after an Australian band's song.
its important to acknowledge (I'm surprised you didn't in this video) that Valentine represents the faults of patriotism in that He is willing to bring good fortune to America at the cost of sending all bad fortune away to other people around the world who are not involved. while he is making America happy he is making the world at large a worse place and I think that's truly what makes him a villain and ultimately i think Araki's conclusion was that no one person or country should be allowed to get all the good fortune to themselves and let the rest of the world suffer the consequences was morally correct.
"Forcing himself on a 15 yrs old"
Typical American politician lol
typical politician lol
typical human
Rudy Guiliani
biden
@@guhuhhuh3539 also trump lol
That Napkin thing always intrigued me, i actually tested it when i was in italy, i took one first and everyone else picked the same one, but i wanted to see the opisite thing, so the next time we went to dinner everyone picked the "Left" napkin and it was strange cause i actually had to force my mind to pick the "right" napkin, it was a weird feeling
Daaaaamn
Maybe because the napkin thing has already been established before, so everyone else already adapt to that tradition. From what I understand napkin theory only applied when the tradition was never there to begin with.
This is an obvious lie tho. The point of the napkins is that if someone takes the one on their left there is no longer one on your right. So if you take the left everyone else is forced to take their left cause their right is gone and it just goes like that.
@@ilchsm6330 take all the napkins no one else deserves the napkins they are weak
Just put the napkin in front of everyone instead of the left or the right, problem solved, many Asian countries do this.
I felt the smile you had when you first said "... which awakened his stand ability....
DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP"
4:21 protagonist does not mean "good guy". it means the character the story follows. protagonists can be evil or whatever, but most writers jsut don't do it this way. funny valentine is the antagonist because he opposes the guys that the story follows.
He's not a hero or protagonist either.
Part 1: Narcissistic Blonde Vampire
Part 2: ancient being
Part 3: Casanova Vampire
Part 4: Peace seeker hand fetishist
Part 5: Mafia Lord suffering from split personality Disorder
Part 6: Ghae Priest
Part 7: Patriotic President
Part 8: U needun to knoun
Lol ghae priest
Part 2:Aztec Gods Of Fitness
Part 8: Guard rail
Part 8: Ex-boyfriend who's also a rock human
Part 8: Bee Hive man
the fact he didn’t mention his “dojyaaaaannnn” in this video makes me upset
Derti Didzu Dan Darto Chipu
@@jotarojoestar514 it is not your universe, what are you doing here?
@@justaperson3706 D4C Bought me here
@@jotarojoestar514 go back then, your daughter will miss you a lot
@@justaperson3706 i dont have a daughter?
The good deeds and public face of Valentine are put front and center, while his misdeeds are shoved to the side. The way the manga panels are arranged adds to his hypnotic charisma.
gotta love your music selections for this video, they're all sick!
“Valentine did nothing wrong”
3 mins later:
*he forced himself on a 15 year old girl*
She looked like his wife
Legendmilkgamer She disguised herself as his wife of whom died because of her. Kinda her fault. She had it coming. Karma is a bitch. Valentine really did nothing wrong.
Lord Darklight after it was revealed to be lucy he still tried
Aye it was legal back then so he can't be judged for that
@@reinwise7017 but she didn't consent
I would agree with that sentiment...
But I refuse
Justin Y. Ayy yo im glad your a JoJo fan I'll keep your comment up
durr you are everywhere hurr
Hey babe
Justin Y. You are my hero Justin!
Ha ha funny joke XDXDXXDXDXD 😂 😂 😂
0:37 *cough* chapter 61 and 62 *cough*
i love valentines backstory i literally cried over it i dont see ppl talk abt it that much its such a beautiful but depressing back story and its one of the reasons hes my fav sbr characters and one of my fav jojo villains besides dio and pucci
I like him cuz in eyes he was the only antagonist who was against heaven ascended dio
he’s cute
Ur cute
Wtf
Man got Dojayn'd out of existence
@@jebuscrust4507 F
I love how every new Funny Valentine we see looks more beautiful than the last one. Showing that we fight a new Valentine every time.
Funny Valentine and D4C are my 2 favorite characters and stand purely from looks but the lore behind them is also awesome. I wish he wasn’t the villain he’s such a dope character and D4C is too cool. That dimension hop is so 100000/10
All jojo villains, are unique in their own way.
WRYYYYYYY
Part 3 Dio is great man
Except for Pucci his goal was fueled by another man’s blind hate towards a family who opened their home to him. I like DIO due to his charismatic nature, Araki showed that no mattter who the person was(man, woman, ancient Egyptian Deity etc) they will fall to his knees. They feared him without even seeing the true nature of his stand or physical prowess. Pucci fell for everything DIO told him and even after DIO was defeated by Jotaro he still continued to pursue the goal of heaven.
kingkay14 that still makes him unique. Name another jojo main antagonist who lived for someone else even after their death.
*their
Mother: Has black hair
Father: Has black hair
Son: Has blond hair
Funny Valentine's mother has got some explaining to do.
Think about it, a war widow cheating? Wouldn’t be the first time.
It would be funnier ( no pun intended ) if the guy that tells valentine about his father's death had a blonde hair
@@petefabio1530 oh boy
@@illegalbuildingtechnique6807 recesive genes man my father was black and my mother white, my great grandmother was blonde with blue eyes but when i was little i was blonde baby, sometimes happens.
there’s no canon colour for JoJo, so maybe they had blonde hair
Watching this during 4th of July
Mista doesn't celebrate Independence day...
He's Italian lol
Zolag it’s cause it’s the 4th of July and he hates 4 but that too
Did you know that he's Italian?
Well he only celebrates Italian reunification
Dam he must’ve hated April 4th 2004
Funny Valentine's localisation name is probably Hilarious Lover.
I know you are making a joke, but someone has to be that guy. The song My Funny Valentine is public domain so there will be no localization name.
More like, "Laughing February".
@@musardus8395 ok good lol
He doesn’t have one
More like "Lol Cupid
I love how menacing he was, we always thought we were 1 step ahead then BAM he makes eye contact with us, I don’t like how he won that one fight in the water again best boy because of luck
Tooru's blind pursuit of rock human superiority really mirrors Valentine's pursuit of American superiority. It almost feels like Araki made Jojolion to really hammer home the point to fans that "no, Valentine really *was* kinda a bad dude"
8:52 "We're supposed to be rooting for Johnny Joestar"
Are we? I thought we were supposed to be rooting for Gyro?
honestly towards the end there Johnny keeps shooting at the shimmer despite seeing that it just deflects and hits innocent people, it isn't a leap of logic to say Johnny spends the seconds to last arc of part 7 killing innocent people.
Gungywimp
I had the same feeling in Vento Aureo with Buccierati and Giorno haha
And to think Johnny is supposed to be the recreation of Johnathan...
Gungywimp Screw that, I’m cheering for Wekapipo.
knew boo, how can you get his so wrong? It's pretty obvious that he was attempting to obtain the power of the infinite spin, but failing each and every shot, until the last one
"Why funny valentine is the best villain in jojo"
the reason: *DOJYAAAAAAAAAAN*
yes yes yes YES
@MC BALCONY JUAN ok *juan* .
@@qwer31asd26 ok jose
Because he plays the guitar with his feet too
@@FunnyValentine-zs6gb Y E S
The fact he's not corrupt politician but Patriotic Politicians is very terrifying, he do anything to make his country strongest
What a coincidence. Its the fourth of july
Valentine: No! You can't destroy love train!
Johnny: My name is Johnny Joestar,you killed my boyfriend,prepare to die
I will steal your Chi Mi-Meme!
@@3plus3plus3die more like chi- meme
MIKAYLO ANDZA that’s just the joke he made but worse.
@@ronandoogan8977 lmao
@@Maritsun bro it's chi mi meme, the way you pronounce meme is not me me lmao
Funny Valentine: *Literally has done every wrong act possible*
Community: *”Funny Valentine is the real hero because he wants to bring succes to america”*
We don’t talk about... Literally everything he’s done...
He's the only decent villain out of the rest
Compared him to the rest of the villains and you'll see why
@@CrimesForDimes
Part 1:a vampire who kills coz why not?
Part 2:some guy who isn't a human who wants to be the ultimate life form
Part 3: same as part 1 but with a stand
Part 4:some guy with a hand fetish
Part 5: **MAFIA**
part 6: the boyfriend of the part 1 villian but he wants to have a perfect universe withouth suffering
Part 7: i dunno anithing about this one
Part 8: * doesn't has a villain *
@@cibo889 thanks
The thing about johnny is while his goal was more selfish, it would only affect himself. While valentine would affect billions, and most of those would be affected for the worst
One word: yes
Funny Valentine did nothing wrong
Lucy: “hold my non-alcoholic beer”
Remember alcohol (and drùgs) was/were legal (and used in/as medicine) for children back then
I feel sad for Lucy because of her past but I feel even sadder knowing that someone out there is lewding Lucy
@@johnnyjoestar1909 Giorno Giovanna and the Bucci gang wants to know your location
@@moderncrusader1150 right she was only 14 yet she went through so much, she should’ve been able to enjoy her childhood ://
@@jiovek she experienced something a child should never experience.. im just glad stepehen isnt a pervert and actually cares about her
Japanese have the best American politicians, just look at funny valentine, Senator Armstrong, and the President from MWC
CORPSE PARTS, SON.
@@thegreatkingdedede7391 You can't take a napkin without making a mess and I'm taking the mother of all napkins Johnny!
Mike Haggar from Final Fight
The first black mayor of Georgia: SMOKEY
What's MWC
valentine is my favourite villain but I kinda wish that there was more of a fight between him and Johnny rather than just Johnny shooting him with the infinite spin and having the fight pretty much end there
Funny Valentine: 👁👄👁
hes mom:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Happy big america jesus corpse spinny ripple cripple spaghetti western italiano man spinner day
Horse Race with Jesus
"Italiano Man."
Spinny ripple cripple
Italiano Fidget Man Spinner*
Ya know the entire conflict of SBR could've been avoided if Funny just recruited Johnny and Gyro early on.
ngl that statement make me realized that phantom blood wont happen if the joestar have a good carriage’s driver
MonoChromaTics All of JoJo probably wouldn’t have happened. Well, maybe something would’ve come up eventually with Dio, but still.
@demonslayer2005 :D dio probably would've become heaven ascended if he became a stand user and figured out how to achieve it. So no?
If I ever get to write a book report in school it will be about jojo part 7
Funny valentine when he picks up a napkin: we live in a society
The characters in this part in general are so well written imo gyro/johnny are the best duo of all time
I never cared about either of them. With Johnny I couldn't have cared less about his goal of being able to walk again. And when I saw Gyro was a Zeppeli I immediately stopped caring because I knew he was going to die. Also his jokes weren't funny, and they weren't even so bad they were funny, they were just a waste of time.
Leevi Piittala in my opinion gryo had only one good joke but what makes the rest of gryos jokes good are just Johnny's reaction to them
Leevi Piittala gyro's joke was made cringe and not funny on purpose, it just for johnny reaction to be more interesting
True out of the two Gyro was my favourite Johnny was okay but he was no Jonathan, Jotaro, Joesph or Josuke but he was unique.
Valentine: *kills someone
Americans: oh no, he did a bad
Valentine: *has an American flag
Americans: no wait, he's good
@Hunter Bidens Crackpipe agreed
This offended me but also made me laugh lol
Yah you right
MURICANS
Sweet home America
Funny valentine as a villain really works given how many audiences actually excuse him
amazing 3 years later
I mean, we can pretend Valentine is a paragon of virtue that follows his code of honor, but on top of attempting to rape Lucy, he also tried to shoot Johnny after swearing on his father's handkerchief that he wouldn't.
Lucy disguised as Scarlet and she also murdered Scarlet.
All for 'Murica.
@@Krugster He literally says he doesn't care about Scarlet's death and he found out. Reread the chapter
both Scarlet and Valentine were horrible to Lucy, not mentioning his FV's other things.. the thing, which made me so upset was the gun scene.. but however, i admire his ambition and his father is a great guy, it made me tear up, ngl
Lucy is an impostor that time, but still, Funny didn't care who the impostor was. But when he found out that it was Lucy, his motives changed and instead of impregnating her, he follow her because he knew that Gyro gave the eye of the corpes to her.
When he realized she was not his wife he said he liked her and continued BUT LUCY FREAKED OUT AND HER SKIN STUFF ALL GOT OVER VALENTINE and Valentine was like oh shi- YOU ARE THAT OLD DUDE'S WIFE WTF im sure in that moment he realized he fucked up even more... cuz its not a random women... its a young girl--- i just wanna imagine him getting away from her after he realized it was Lucy if he didnt got..... stabed.
Funny Valintime for President 2020
Profile pic source pls
Dat profile pic tho...
Look at my username
@@mr.cuddlesworth3144 profile pic source?
Still stuck underground tho
They should've made Funny Valentine's birthday 4th of July lol
Watching on 4th of july
Next up is “why hot pants is the best girl”
You've misspelled yasuho hirose.
Uriah Apparatus. No, he spelled Hot Pants right, you typed it wrong.
Why do none of you know how to spell Narancia?
Jhon Adams You gonna spell it in jail, nigga
The reverse trap?
*That's So Valentine*
Wednesdays at 10/9c only on Disney Channel.
if you see into future
Follow’s by Life With Diego
Follow’s by Life With Diego
Devoted Vanilla 😂😂😂😂😂
7:47 If u look up "Funny Valentine" Now u will Find Funny Valentine from JJBA the most.
i’m a diamond/jojolion fanboy but i really enjoyed sbr. i do like how if you read it from valentines pov he is the protagonist and johnny is the antagonist and vise versa
Wow. Such incredible writing. Araki is a master of his craft.
facts
Part 7 is really where Araki's writing coukd improve thanks to monthly schedules instead of weekly.
I do think Funny is the best villain in jojo, but his goal still means dispensing all misfortune to people not in the united states. He's a political leader that doesn't care how many people he kills outside of his country, Gyro refused to use the corpse to dispense his wounds because sees how that's a horrible action to do.
Garbodor Appologist Pretty much it. That's not the "greater good", it's just harming some people to save other, while keeping the total number still. While understandable, I wouldn't call it " right", to, for example, murder another family so yours can live on, which is pretty similar to what Funny was doing
Gladius Deux And mind you, another family that probably didn't do anything bad to you personally.
Burning Blitz It could not, since the total amount of suffering is the same. So, if there were no others to redirect the pain, the holy corpse would stop working, or perhaps it would limit his range to only a city or something like that
exactly, if you are the one fated to be harmed it’s completely immoral to push that on someone else
We'd need to include the entire world into America for Valentine to be morally good. Why can't patriotism be for your planet?
"he may be confused, but he got the spirit"
-someone who believe in him
funny valentine? more like
**HILARIOUS ROMANCE**
Finally: 「Reasonable acts done for an expensive price」
Past me you disappoint me
Unclean Exploits For Accessible Values
@@anartist5935 Dirty deeds DONE DIRT CHEAP;]
@@dominickglen8338 Are there any other bizarre localised names? I only remember D4C's and Notorious B.I.G that became Notorious Chase
@@anartist5935 yeah their is alot just look it up some guy did a video on all names changed it great
Is no one going to talk about him getting skinny randomly?
Araki artstyle changed
@@sayanchakrabortyii9409 i tought he worked out
They are different versions of valentine, from different parallel worlds.
Nah araki stated in an interview that his appearance changed due to the art style evolving
Araki forgot how to draw Valentine
I feel like him and Kira would get along
It's always funny when it comes to Valentine's Day..
Funny Valentine
Look up “23rd president of the us“ and go straight to images.
godamn
gosh darnit
god dammit
God darnnit
goddammit
Huh. What a weird way to spell the Oingo Boingo brothers.
Ohh so... you mean steely Dan
You all mean Dio Brando, the original the prototype the god.
This made me laugh way too much 😂😂
YES YES!
9:05 what is the thing inside of Johnnys hood?
Johnny's head
Fantastic video as always man
JohneAwesome hey how is going man i haven't heard or saw your video do you have a great summer bro.What kind of game are playing this month
Your a JoJo fan?