Funny Metallica Clips - Failure/Funny Collection!

Here's a collection of all the funny Metallica videos I could find!
It's a re-upload after the original MetallicaHD channel got blocked. Fuck UA-cam.
I had a list of all the original uploads on the other channel, but I'm not bothering with that now. Just look in the corner where it says the channel name and search it up.

[@cqleonardo]

See Kirk losing the guitar to the crowd is always a motive to laugh

[@cqleonardo]

and James pissed face when Jason doesn't sing S&D haha

[@Go17Gabe]

Rob's scream. I'm dying.

[@adensalazar3937]

james hetfield was funnyer when he was yunger

[@schrodingersyoutubechannel4426]

*looks around frantically
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@StarCliffTheGreat]

@@adensalazar3937learn to spell my guy

[@orbitalchiller]

the scene where KIrk loses his guitar to the crowd always cracks me up xD

[@Evelina_412]

He gives this ,,I'm not mad, I'm just very disappointed" look to the crowd

[@jellyh6545]

@@Evelina_412 What clip was that from?

[@31dwa]

''Like a bee beee....scoobadeeee boo......yeahh''

[@hcirlusrall]

Hahahahaha

[@deeplake9769]

1:00 James looks so beast on the drums.

[@kalterharper9806]

-"Ouch! When I touch that thing I get shocked!"
-"Well don't touch it!"
Lol funny guys.

[@DerpyTheShreddingProto]

I guess you can say that Kirk...
*RoDe ThE LIgHtNiNg!!!!*

[@raiden403]

2:44 best solo I ever heard in all my fucking life.

[@foopa777]

I KNOOOOWWWWW, it has such a raw excellent sound to it, Kirk should give his guitar to the crowd more often.

[@fuckallthatpopshit6316]

Evile Criminal Films can i have tabs for that?

[@sercanbulur]

7:27 James' best singing ever :O

[@instaman34]

"Ah Come on dude we got a photo session don't bleed" LOL I DIED

[@bradfordstadsvold946]

Just as it happened I read your comment

[@robindreier9796]

When James did have that thing thrown at him. Imagine Axl Rose in that position LOL

[@tortex404]

INTERPRETER!!!

[@Evelina_412]

THANKS TO THE LAME ASS SECURITY, I'M GOING HOME!

[@herbertthepervert3035]

Robin Dreier (Cancels show) (Cancels next 3 albums)

[@MetalliMan]

he'd cancel the show and the whole tour, then go on about a concussion

[@PANICBLADE]

Rob's turn when they were introducing themselves made me choke I was laughing so hard.

[@JigglyRat69]

the part where Jason just screams will always be my favorite 😂😂

[@PunkRocker1463]

I almost died of laughter when Kirk and Lars were dancing at the end

[@poser_disposer]

"I lost a hundred bucks last week, is it in my hair?" Story of my life.

[@mrjacob0101]

3:50 Lars and Kirk thought that James became a Axl Rose style who would have cancelled the tour! but no James is better

[@MadNut321]

2:12 that is the coolest chuckle I've ever heard in my entire life

[@smarkmalark]

6:57 I love the way Bob just scurries away in that outfit like an annoyed art teacher

[@leighness1988]

0:29 Kirk is such a sweetheart, you know he probably just felt like mud after that

[@nickdyer9412]

3:40 I think he handled it pretty reasonably

[@musicalxtide]

7:57 is hilarious! :D

[@metallmanmetallman6274]

Jacqueline Jenschke please tell me this song?

[@LightningCount.AC176]

MetallmaN MetallmaN Hit That Perfect Beat by Bronski Beat

[@dolan_7647]

"Say goodbye to the world" **gets hit by a ball in the face**

[@dionysios8700]

And this is why we all love Metallica!

[@LightningJackFlash]

7:05 Randy Staub: "This was a white shirt when I came in here this morning" hahahah ;)

[@famaplay]

2:47 ";_; he took my guitar", then a gorilla security dude dives for it xD, dat crowd solo tho

[@angrycliff2356]

6:38 You Want To Hear With Vocals? Go Sing It. (The Almighty Hetfield Has Spoken)

[@ddawglee]

The table has spoken

[@TheLalaAwesome]

Lars dances like a 20 years old drunk girl...

[@metalheadfreakingfantastic4578]

Larehssa your momma dancing while she's pregnant

[@theunknown4570]

2:02 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@aliyildirim4227]

😂

[@gabrieltodd9656]

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"

[@daphnezambiebambie4066]

Lol XD

[@PaotatoFuckingNoob]

6:31
James : Searching!
Jason : AAAAARGGGG!

[@LesPaul2006]

Seachiiiiiiing.... BLAAAAAGGH!!!

[@ronikhada7910]

The funniest thing is Robs scream.... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeaaaaahhhh

[@BudLightBeerOfStarCommand]

"SEARCHIIIIIIIINNN"
"BLAGHH"
".........."

[@charlesmessina1039]

Did Kirk look in his hair for his IPhone???

[@jasonbrown8838]

LMAO.

[@vishwasshetty7831]

The best comment ever 😂😂😂

[@larryalves1926]

3:18 James TROLL

[@allysonand]

the "yeah" at 2:32 is just too much, cant stop laughing

[@TheoneandonlyEETFUK]

BEAT THAT FUCKING MEAT BOY

[@MrBonokyra]

2:44 best solo ever played

[@Randall_Kildare]

+MrBonokyra It's kindov magic how awesome it sounds, iddin't it?! \m/

[@DeadSpace178]

+MrBonokyra
Sounds like Slayer.

[@DanielFantini]

+MrBonokyra every nirvana solo

[@samuelpardana]

i’d love to see someone do a cover of that

[@alexandrebernard6569]

Raining blood solo

[@kyurox603]

4:55 Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz: Kazoo - HAHAHAHA :D

[@KilianxFire27]

"Larz Ulrich , Toma"

[@robindreier9796]

Trommar

[@KilianxFire27]

I think it's in danish

[@robindreier9796]

I'am the table
I am pretty sure its the same in multiple language but considering Lars' heritage I'd say danish is the one you are looking for.

[@ingemann87]

A Dane here.. He's saying "trommer".. Danish for drums :)

[@maryseflore7028]

He's pronouncing his name in Danish, so it should be all Danish. He's from Denmark.
There's a good chance the word is similar in all Scandinavian languages :)

[@6Light6Devourer6]

6:28 "Searchiiiiiing..." "UAAAAAAH"
AHAHAH

[@damonsalvatore2513]

Best lyricks EVER

[@Airtrooper719]

I fucking love Metallica, from Kill Em All to St Anger, never been disappointed with their music EVER!!

[@rulo2860]

And Death Magnetic ? D:

[@Airtrooper719]

Ragnar Lothbrok Yes I loved DM

[@Terbie36]

Losing one guitar wouldn't make you a poor man, Mr. Hammett.

[@mateuszgrzejszczyk5700]

Looks like those were the times, when they weren't that rich. Besides, why should he give it up to those disrespectful jerks?

[@Terbie36]

Mateusz Grzejszczyk They are "fans".

[@tehalexy]

some guitars may have their own soul, if he played it for 20 years, he cant buy the same guitar again :D

[@Terbie36]

Makozer I don't think that Hammett is someone so attached to his guitars.

[@Terbie36]

***** I already have one, thank you very much (I bought three so far). And who are you to reach stupid assumptions about other people? A clairvoyant or something?

[@chungchang4290]

8:18 Kirk really was riding the lightning

[@simonlaforge3032]

6:26 Omfg hahahahaha

[@Evelina_412]

,,WHEN I TOUCH THAT I GET SHOCKED!'' ,,Well don't touch it...''' I love the delivery of that line :D

[@TheBOYWITHASTICK64]

If you know your history without Lars there would be no metallica so give him a fucking break

[@sirhuebertcumberdale5959]

They'd also most likely be called thunderfuck

[@ElDantae]

+Sir Huebert Cumberdale great name!!

[@gabrieltodd9656]

previous to cliff's death, they actually intended to fire Lars.

[@HBInHD.]

+Gabriel Todd No.

[@theseprentriders6852]

01:00 this is Metallica's response when the original Metallica HD channel got blocked

[@sasamachanova]

6:02 is gonna kill me :D "hey we've got a photosession DON'T BLEED NOW" :D

[@TheAliceFairytale]

1:46 we all enjoyed that amiright

[@jotallica898]

At 3:30 I am more impressed with that catch than anything haha

[@punman5392]

James goes full Canadian accent when that thing gets thrown at him

[@cristobalcortes3127]

2:43 hanneman solo :D

[@patrykk5284]

1:58 where is my banana?!

[@schrodingersyoutubechannel4426]

What song is that

[@BigCleverName]

Superguy77777 All nightmare long off of Death Magnetic

[@schrodingersyoutubechannel4426]

Gabriel Ledezma thx

[@1R4MgMYl7a]

OOK OOK

[@mattypdrumcovers4932]

Legend has it that photo of Kirk and that girl was taken before the show :p

[@devonpage903]

by far the greatest compilation of metallica ever

[@anthonytenkku43]

Skoo-Bah-Dee-Boo

[@ToaGatanuva]

+AnthonY TenkkU ....yeah

[@METALupYourASSboy]

3:41-Wow, James has fast reflexes..

[@zamanthaalmanza8650]

Their dancing at the end made my day!
AMAZINGTACULASTIC!!!

[@ctarsund]

02:42
CROWD SOLOOOOOO😁

[@jason.h.zager88]

0:45 lol look at their legs!it like 4 burned match sticks!

[@gabifrancis7414]

Definitely😂

[@pirunkieli]

2:44 still better than st. anger

[@VearonTheOwl]

I think Robert is my favorite of all the members of Metallica mainly because the faces he makes when he players and the same fact that he has the same first name as me.

[@Mauricio160203]

3:50 Judas Priest xD

[@SimeqoL]

what's the name song at 3:50 ?

[@kisos007]

Murat Tosun breaking the law by judas priest

[@SimeqoL]

kisos007 ty bro

[@jesussotelo4775]

James is a beast on the drums

[@RealJohi]

"Lars ulich tama" IM DYING XD

[@Kav2990]

+JohiHndz Lars Ulrich trommer*
Trommer means drums :P

[@abigailhetfieldfrye847]

1:42 James dancing 😂

[@giorgospapoutsakis5271]

As a person that hasn't listened to Metallica i approve this

[@ctarsund]

Thanks for uploading this.

[@ilovemyfamily6387]

james sounds like he could do country music

[@SpectacularName]

No wonder Dave Mustaine was kicked out... He did not give a singular fuck.

[@nothx962]

we all owe metallica 30 bucks for watching this.

[@ActionMovieVideos]

I love this video so much!

[@INSANEhs]

1:46
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"

[@irtap404]

Nice video. I love it at minute 4: I still don't know what they got thrown, but James nailed it by saying that. We want music, not bullshit!
I am no Metallica fan, but they look like nice guys.

[@tolgasercan1985]

Lars: Alright,Lets see who is on the other drum kit?
Jason: Time to get the hell out before he--
Lars: Oh Jason!!!

[@manueldwindt6867]

2:46 when Kurt Cobain is doing body surf

[@1Muzition1]

oh man kirk owning the baby at 0:15 was great

[@seancoats1241]

When Lars was trying to look a little too much like Slim Shady haha

[@exTro95]

3:19 that made my day!

[@lukeywilkshire]

this some funny shit especially james playing third eye, those were my favourite parts 'cause that's my favourite troll lol

[@OmEgAlOmAnIaCx]

Kirk dancing at the end is like the best fucking thing lmao

[@scandata]

Good collection of clips!

[@LizzyTexBorden]

Thumbs up for the tap on securities shoulder. HAHA!

[@ingw4r]

Searchiiiing ..... WAAAAAAAAA! AHAHAHAHAAH

[@georgiebyrd6726]

I GOT SHOCKED!

[@barbaradykes7231]

Step on this one that you know that I haven't seen and I thought that I can't seem all of this one I love this one

[@straightupballin3]

6:56 LOLOL!!!!

[@jnhygs]

1:42 song name?

[@s0vietonion]

Look at Kirk's expression and tone when he says "attempted vocals" xD

[@karleyemeigh5138]

Kirk and Lars dancing at the end hilarious and when Kirk said he got shocked was it Lars that said "Well don't touch it then?"

[@med_v3919]

I can't believe I haven't seen a comment that said the ball still played better than lars

[@NeOVidas]

wow i never noticed, im in the credits on this :D thanks

[@barbaradykes7231]

So so hilarious every time I watch I crack up Kirk is so fine they're all so funny ❤😂😅😅

[@MikeJones-oe3do]

They snatched his guitar, hilarious.

[@JoaoSantos-ho3db]

It´s not anymore Hit The Lights , is more like Hit The Lars .

[@MB-yw3pv]

hahaHAHAHAhA I almost threw up when Robert did that face but the scream had me cryin cause i was laughin so hard, thats going as my voicemail greeting lol

[@AlanRomerojoey606]

1:36 my favorite part.

[@ramen_junkie]

crowd guitar play is awesome

[@SoAwesomeXD]

You gotta make a sequel man

[@mafegam]

6:35 YOU HAD ONE JOB JASON, ONE JOB

[@yuksel4]

That YEAAAHHH at 5:00 was POWERFULL. DAMN.