Caves of Qud Review
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2020
- You died.
You were crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
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Gets banned from their discord, but reviews the game and gets it discounted anyway.
Chaotic neutral.
I'm still gonna pirate it.
@@spinyslasher6586 Who asked?
@@randomdude2546 nobody needs to ask anything idiot. I want to say something I say it.
@@spinyslasher6586 But who asked?
@@spinyslasher6586 thats crazy but nobody asked
*_"became admired by fish for saving one of their young from drowning"_*
Underrated.
@@nikolafitilyov688 overrated
Fish can drown in real life so that's not that crazy.
Pfp checks out
@@niallreid7664 what?
"Shock freeze your lava to sell it" has the same energy like "Just boil some water and freeze it for later, so you can start cooking faster"
This is a fucking hilarious comparison.
Why couldn't this thread be the one necro'd for two years of constant replies.
I didn't even think about that lmao
imagine if you just boiled water like, 6000 times, and eventually you get water that acts like a baloon thats been blown up and deflated a few times
Mpemba effect: sometimes, warmish water can freeze faster than coldish water and sometimes the bigger the diffence the more drastic it is. current hypothis, I find most likely; seeing as how temperature is the average excitement of molecules, you end up with isolated super cooling with localised high amounts on impurities and evaporation.
"I broke a concrete wall; I lost a concrete friend."
Absolute poetry, from one of the best to ever do it.
it's been scientificly proven that the best games look like liquid aids
it's beutiful
this. ex: ultima online
Next he should do dwarf fortress, transformation to excel spreadsheet will be complete.
i read that in chills' voice
@@corneliusmcmuffin3256 We don't talk about Dwarf Fortress here.
"This is probably the only game you can get caught playing in the office"
False. Base-level Dwarf Fortress looks more like work is being done.
I remember I played dungeon crawl stone soup while idling away in an internship position.
Never caught me.
Just questioned my choice of spreadsheet color themes.
@@SsethTzeentach It is a bit baffling that any manager would not recognise an ASCII game at this point. Than again, it has maybe been too long since their hayday.
SsethTzeentach People have asked me if I was programming while I was really just playing ASCII roguelikes.
@@ineednochannelyoutube5384 They are doing the same
@@SsethTzeentach i legit did this but went afk.. they had to call IT because the staff on my office thought the pc had a virus.. said IT person.. also didn't knew he was just staring at ascii dcss. and just went and used a previous restore point to fix said "virus"
glad it was a shit run ,-,
The patch notes of this game are amazing, a highlight would be "you can no longer transmutate liquids across dimensions".
Then what's even the point anymore??!?/s
Or something newer: "Boulders are less flammable"
"You can no longer dupe chairs by equipping them as weapons and then sitting on them."
"Folding objects no longer dupes them"
"Star kraken no longer extrude the Grit Gate communications panel."
I tried utilizing lava as a source of money after finding a lava weep just outside of the stiltlands. Unfortunately, it was still early on so I had no means of using grenades to freeze-dry lava waterskins. I considered just buying every glass phial and selling it back filled, but thought that was way too slow and inefficient. Then I realized that I only needed a container to be able to hold its capacity in lava long enough for me to sell it, so I filled up glass jars I bought from the same merchants and sold those back to them full of lava. Happy with my newfound wealth, I proceeded to walk away from the merchant I just sold several jars of lava to only to come to an epiphany. I realized that I wasn't playing any old basic game, I was playing Qud. At that moment I thought to myself, "What's stopping the jars from breaking after I sell them?"
That's the neat part: nothing.
That poor merchant got Midas touched
lol
That's beautiful
Let me guess, the jars broke, the merchant melted, the lava spilled out and you recollected the lava and sold them again? sounds like infinite money.
@@Slimurgical It does seem that way, but unless you go through the efforts of cloning people to sell the lava to, it's an infinite money method but finite merchants.
Eventually, you melt enough of the poor bastards that you run out of people to sell to.
@@Slimurgical until you run out of merchants
>Gets told off by mods
>Spam pings the mods
God bless you Sseth
and now that this video is out i'd be willing to bet that those mods are having a VERY bad day
All moderators are bastards
@@JT-ho6rp 90% of mods are psychopaths
@@burritomafia352 SOCIETY
it's all sseth's world, we're just living in it.
"Would you like it if a woman stepped on your bowl of cereal?"
Ye-
"Don't answer that."
Oh.
You lost the game. Hand in your badge and gun.
There are dozens of us!
sseth don't kinkshame
No
We finally found out your true nature, u fuck
We were so busy asking: ''Caves of Qud?''
that we never asked : ''Caves of Shud?''
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Genius
This joke is smarter than the computer it was typed on.
Word puns are usually lame
But
This is a really good one
That’s a big think
Knowing how much the devs hate Sseth, and seeing how his video is always number 1 when searching the game, makes me laugh.
Why do they hate him 😂
@@omarkeshk1542 they got mad that sseth made fun of their self insert OC characters and they didn't like that sseth was able to find a few exploits
@@omarkeshk1542 also the devs are very outspoken with their PC culture and don't like how sseth was offering up suggestions to improve the game
Although to be fair they don't like nearly anyone offering criticism on the game they just like star citizen
@@rejvaik00 oh god, a sex and gender obsessed furry version of the star citizen dev group?!
That's frightening. Terrifying even.
@@lasarousi terrifying, but completely unsurprising!
SsethTzeentach: "Because If I Don't Review A Roguelike That Gives Me Constant Agonizing Testicular Agony Once Every Three Months I Will Literally Die."
Edit: How many days has it been since the devs started melting down about Sseth just throwing thousands of people at them?
so true
might steal that
This game ain't agonizing.
@@CrossBorderNerds agreed, once you get past like the first 3 levels anyone with an IQ higher than room temperature can dominate this game
I dont really like the way the game looks/feel, I get Vietnam-flashbacks from Dwarf fortress. But Sseth made such an impressive video that I really considered to buy this and give it a go... that was until some minutes ago, when I saw the dev reaction to all of this and now I really dont want to give a single penny to an ungrateful dick.
@@pabloide3792 Didn't they do the 10% off?
"Hey, hey people"
Yeah, that's the stuff, right in the vein there.
Never thought 3 words could make my day that much better!
Aim for the big vein. Yea that one right there.
"Cats despise you. Even docile ones will attack you."
"Cats won't usually let you pet them. You aren't welcome in their holy places."
Yeah, it's like that.
Same for me. But cats don't have holy places.
@@capperbuns > cats don't have holy places
Boxes? Literally the entirety of Egypt?
@@AiluridaeAureus Cats lack the capacity to project their power, therefore being not welcome in their holy places means nothing.
@@ChadVulpes Awful big talk from someone a little too sure they'd survive against a small mob of angry cats.
Like, that's mostly a joke, but you probably really do take it for granted how easily a group of things smaller and faster than us could kill us if they all simultaneously rose up. Ants could wipe out humanity if they wanted to. As could squirrels and rats. The fury of the small is not to be underestimated.
@@AiluridaeAureus Until that happens, I'm afraid I will have to keep on living with the conviction that squirrels, cats, ants, and their likes are not a direct danger to civilization.
Okay, I know I didn't say a fun thing. Part of me hoped saying something very obvious would lead someone to make a joke out of it. That's what commenting in a semi-lucid state of mind gets me. Sorry if I was a buzzkill, I'll go to sleep now. Have a good day!
It's hilarious how the discord mods were so pissed off about Sseth joining that even to this day there's a 3 month "waiting list" to join followed by a "vetting period" hahahahaha
How to drive away speculative customers 101:
That sort of thing happens when thousands of his dipshit fans go raiding it to repeat the same joke about the Templar over and over, because repeating a joke always makes it funnier.
@@mrmac2340 having a situation where something like this is even possible highlights problems with community interaction
@@mrmac2340 seethe
@@mrmac2340 cope and seethe
This man got banned from the game's official discord in just over a minute as a "low-effort troll" and he still got them to put it on sale.
I wonder how badly the merchants guild is raiding their server for the promise of a succulent tendies meal.
Is that a good thing or bad thing ?
@@ohmygahdbilly They are locking the server fearing raid.
Seems as tight ass community if they get offended so fast. Have seen that many times, ain't better than stalinism.
@@Belzughast Did you really expect anything else in a game that has self-inserts of tumblr girlfriends?
"The game practically asks you to fix itself with console commands."
...Todd Howard? You again?
Todd Howard to Modders : "I am once again asking for you modding fixes"
Never had to once use a console code. Played a huge amount over many years.
Several months after Starfield, it still applies. Even mod-makers gave up with it.
It. Just. Works.
Remember, Qud players, make sure to mention Sseth as being your inspiration to go out and get the game, esp. in your Steam reviews. The devs will greatly appreciate knowing where you're coming from :^)
They'll forever be associated with Sseth, and I'm sure they love that lol.
Sseth was my inspiration to try it before buying it
Also don't forget to offer criticism and ideas to the devs as sseths contributions greatly moved the devs and changed their perspectives on warcrimesandboxs
@@hmroid6884 Yeah except any kind of criticism you give them is brushed off as "trolling." They are major neckbeards
@@DankManPlays I will take this frankly incredibly inviting opportunity to be a dick, to say that I don't think you get that all of the above comments were ironic, they understand that, no need to point the joke out.
I like how in the clip where he's eating his own fungal infections you can see another infection he has in the background, implying he has spent enough time in a fungal infestation to contract multiple parasitic growths.
One of the more fun builds is making a Regenerative Mutant with multiple limbs and getting each of them infected with a different growth. If you don't get a different one on a particular limb, just cut it off and grow it back. Surprisingly tanky!
I love how freaky your mutants can get. You can be a 4 headed egomaniac who disintegrates everyone who gets nearby and is friendly with plants, having a mutation that allows him to summon them. That was just low level and that was brutal to behold because the extra heads shake off the exhaustion from the ego spells
after this video the devs locked the discord and said everyone from here is alt-right
Well shit! Guess I don't feel bad for having a *convenient* lack of Steam wallet funds, and *trying* the game.
Communism, ho!
They're not completely wrong.
I remember early Sseth too.
@Tech Priest well he's the leader of the trouser snakes child army. I support fash with sseth in command.
My leftist ass is insulted, although I get it.
I'm more of an alt-pop kinda guy though
Dwarf Fortress Players: "These graphics are gorgeous!!!"
That's actually true lol
I'm ashamed that this actually applies to me lmao.
Lazy Newb Pack: "Am I a joke to you?!"
@@Daniel_Lancelin you shouldn’t be
original ascii caves of qud looked even worse than DF if you ask me
Shoutout to my peeps, if you got the slime playable race mod, you can kill Q-Girl with absorb.
Slime girls _and_ adding to the 41%? Well, sign me right the fuck up.
@@passingrando6457 obsessed
@@mrmac2340 Cope, seethe, dilate.
@@passingrando6457 if youre killing them, technically its not 41%
Based as fuck
"would you like it if a WOMAN stepped in your cereal?
DON'T ANSWER THAT" i love the fucking regret of him asking that question
instant regret hahahaha love it and the anser for me is NO
I wouldn't like it.
I saw this and was searching for it and watched it at 2x Speed, and now the video sounds slowed, even tho it's normal.
It's the speed at which one line follows the other 😂
There's almost an INSTANT realization of; "I figured out what I just said, and I've just remembered the general mindset of who I've said it too"
Disgusting uncultured swine@@capperbuns
"So, I sprayed sentience on a block of concrete..."
Say no more, I'm sold.
“I broke a concrete wall, I lost a concrete friend.”
@@julianadams3710 Should have sprayed Ebon Fulcrete instead, that's a much tougher wall. IIRC doors are tougher than walls, and make much better companions.
@@r3dp9 No matter how tough your companion is, at some point they're going to wander into a dimensional rift and you'll never see them again.
remember theres always a free discounted discord commies say so
@@r3dp9 wait why the fuck are doors stronger than walls? This game is a clusterfuck
"The bullets don't discriminate, they only penetrate" - Spoken like a true African Warlord.
Proving once and for all that he knows da wae.
@@johnivanoplimo5172 shut up reddit
lmao ng Việt à :))
Vietnamese fan boi!!!! Yea I love you
Hay đấy. :))
>calls themselves purists
>replaces their natural bodies with cybernetic augmentations.
Literally the Mechanicus
Pure fucking metal
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...
This might be the greatest game I've seen that I absolutely never want to play.
I played for 7 minutes. That was enough.
I looked it up, Q girl is literally one of the dev’s fursona.
LMFAO
Yeah... I mean doesn't matter much. That being said, i quite like the cyber bears. They're pretty cool, as is their town.
@@svenbrede6151 what does matter is that they're a mary sue who literally can't be killed.
@@gwelch399 Erh. Right. Because it's so normal in videogames that every character is killable. I just had to think of DGs new linaniil buff in Tome. Sometimes it doesn't matter. You're being edgy about one NPC with whom there's no reason to kill them anyway.
@@svenbrede6151 It's important for this style of game. It's basically saying "Do anything you like as long as it's what we want you to do" . Don't tell me you've never played a evil character in a game like Skyrim or Fallout. The experience of playing the bad guy is kinda hampered when you can't kill certain innocents because it's a dev's fursona.
"Damn, my man's excel spreadsheet looks f**ked up." Lost it.
LOVED IT
Same.
making phat stacks of cash
Absolutely
When I first heard that I almost lost a kidney. Now when I rewatching I got my doc on speed dial.
Someone probably beat me to this but I went to the wiki for Nutty Putty Cave. The man who died was *far* from the first person to get stuck but he was stuck in such a way that he couldn’t get out without breaking a ton of bones. A rescue team even tried to get him but they couldn’t with a pulley system, and wouldn’t send anyone in due to the obvious added risk.
In a sort of memorial for him, an agreement was made with the wife to close the site permanently with his body sealed inside. The area above the spot was also blown up with explosives to cause a collapse that would hopefully bury him in the rubble.
Every time I remember this case, I get a sudden jolt of second-hand claustrophobia.
Tragic
My first death occurred when I made the extremely poor decision of dropping down several shafts, ending up in an underground factory and an endless series of conveyor belts that led me ever deeper. Eventually I ended up in a huge chamber called *The Cloaca* and was killed by a massive slug called SLOG. Afterwards I learned that if I somehow became friendly with mollusks I could learn a secret recipe from Slog that would turn me into a giant slug like him. I spent the next 15 hours working towards this goal. 10/10 would slug again.
"I broke a concrete wall, but lost a concrete friend" - Sseth 2020
I use the concrete to destroy the concrete.
Sseth why Theres a furry
I cri evry tiem.
an eye for an eye - hammurabi
@@johnsalchichon777 they have been summoned by all the pillows: it's a natural evolution
"I respect the fact that you can self insert your OC girlfriend but at least give us the option of dismembering her."
-Sseth
Amputees are hot
@@mr.joesterr5359 Unless they are blue-hair furries, then they are just cathartic.
@@girlbuu9403 Orgasmicathartic, even better
@@mr.joesterr5359 nnmmnnmmnnnmmnmnmmmmmmmmm me mmmmmmnmnnmmnmnmmnmmmmmmnmnmnmmnmmmmmmnnmnmnnmnmmnmmmmnnmmmnmnmnnnmmmnmmmmmmmnmnmmm
@@mr.joesterr5359 based
The "make it 30% off you'll make so much more money" is so true. anytime I see anything for 10% off I just think "Why even bother putting it on sale then" and continue to not buy it
Sseth is the perfect beta tester for a game that has a working economy in it. Just let him loose onto the game and he'll find all the exploits within hours.
“Everything eventually runs out of limbs.”
It wouldn’t be a Sseth vid without yet another addition to the Big Book of Terrifyingly Mysterious Tombstone Inscriptions.
Yeah, getting mad Dead Space vibes
Incorrect. Regeneration 10 grants immunity to decapitation, and has a 100% chance to regrow limbs the turn after they are dismembered. Add Multiple Arms, Multiple Legs, and Two Headed for added memes. You'll never run out of limbs.
Alternatively, avoid melee enemies with forcefields, phasing out of space, teleporting, or stopping time.
@@r3dp9 This guy out here educating the world on how to acquire infinite limbs.
I hope someone is keeping a list...
@@r3dp9 Regen 10 is fucking amazing. Get level 10 of a stat booster or stinger, and you can have a high stat or a cool stinger. Get Level 10 Regen, and completely ignore a major threat in the game. Plus you heal HP fast as shit. My most successful character has Regen, stat boosting mutations, and the adrenaline rush. Works great.
the sentence "became admired by the fish for saving one of their young from drowning" is amazing and convinced me then and there to get this game
Holy shit I just properly comprehended that and my sides are in geostationary orbit
My favorite one I've seen from in game:"Disliked by cats for disproving a famous theorem"
Fish when in air, actually DROWN in oxygen.
@@Cholatemilk1 this one is brilliant
Pirate it
The virgin "you cant join the putus templar because they are nazis" caves of qud VS the chad "join the protectorate and launch chemical WMD attacks with their dirlewanger division" underrail
Just beat Underrail out of spite
But why can't I become the rathound king's queen? :C
You can't "join" any faction in caves of qud though, why would you be able to join the templars
Honestly kinda surprising the breadth of freedom Underrail allows when it comes to joining factions.
Now if only they'd let me genuinely become a Tchortist and leave humanity behind.
Westerners vs Serbians be like...
My man Sseth spent months reviewing a game and hyping it up in the first 20 minutes as some complex masterpiece which you won't enjoy but can master to enjoy, then made a joke in the discord and suddenly the people in the discord went for blood
What was the joke?
@@ruifaria8871 the joke was spam pinging mods after saying that. There are screencaps in the video.
I’m pretty sure it’s not his fault that he is hated, it’s due to the thousands of trolls that came due to this video just to annoy the devs
@@unepintade nah fuck those devs.
@@MidnightPausch see found one
“Bullets don’t discriminate, they only penetrate.”
-SsethTzeentach
Ay that's like me!
That sounded too virgin i just realized
The greatest metaphor for coq
Spoken like a true african warlord
bullets are not racist
they kill equally
gun violence in america is disproportionately a certain group, which means theres good odds that there could be/has been an article about bullets being racist
One must be a special kind of psychopath to program something like this.
It's not, but IIRC the dude that makes it is a huge Dwarf Fortress fan
Also, worth noting that while graphically it looks a lot like some DF tilesets, the gameplay is more like a hybrid between Fallout 2 and a traditional roguelike, with a splash of sandbox
The biggest characteristics it shares with DF are the death and suffering, and the ability to do some pretty wild stuff with the tools it gives you
@ naw, different people
@Sightless_Seeker When you want to play SS13
Hey Reider
@@de_la_Nae ta, thought so but couldn't put the idea away completely from my head.
Does anyone else rewatch Sseth's videos to wind down at the end of the day? So relaxing.
Yeah
Yeh
Yeh
To this day yes
This is the 3rd result when you look up “who is sandy loam”
What are the other two?
@@ST0AT one is a science vid and the other one is a gardening vid, and then this fuckin thing
"I broke a concrete wall, i lost a concrete friend". F for concrete wall.
To honor Our concrete friend
F
@@Brody5055 Comrade
F
F
"My slave name used to be whipped cream, now I'm whipping cream"- Banana Tree 2020
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"Tired of your tiny, feminine hands? GIANT HANDS!!!"
That's the dumbest joke in this whole video and it kills me every single fucking time!
Dude you are right about the boss coming over and seeing the screen. My wife came by and asked why I am watching coding videos with a tank shooting missiles on the left side of the screen.😅
"would you like it if a women stepped in your bowl of cereal?"
Sseth instantly regrets making that question
"How would you like it if I cracked a shi* in your Cheerioes?"
@@conanhighwoods4304 "Don’t answer that."
I have a answer for both of you......yea fuck NO and HELL NO
kawaii
only if she cute
"Famous Minecraft youtuber the size of a small child" - what a burn, RIP Mandalore.
disappointed that sseth didn't add jerma punching him before it cuts
Rip sseth
what happened between him and Mandalore?
@@Among0Shadows I’m pretty sure it was just a joke
the question is, how do you use the immortal self-insert furry to kill everything else in the universe
Reminds me of that one ss13 mindswap mechanic onto unkillable simplemob
see that's what I was thinking. Maybe the real solution is to use a love injector on the furry so I can conquer the world with them.
As an unbreakable bludgeon, of course.
Wait, could you dominate q-girl and somehow abuse it to become invincible?
Boy that Unity dig aged like fine wine
Dwarf Fortress is another game that is literally "SFW".
I spent a few days at my job playing DF with its many utilities splayed over a 4 monitor setup.
Good times. Never got caught.
Based and plump helmet-pilled
I played at my job and when I sensed someone watching, I hit o and now there is, to my boss, a very complex English excel list, three things he can't even fanthom to comprehend
@@omobus1403 I felt that
DF besto
What's your job?
I had a pile of tubes that looked like a chair become a grenade launcher after examining it
You can actually guess some artifact according to their weight.
Fail any int check hard enough and anything becomes combustible.
What is a Milkor 40x46mm really but just a bunch of tubes attached to each other in funny ways?
almost 3 years later the dev is still seething on twitter
you just can't buy that kind of legacy
Link please
What is he seething about? Was a great review
Wait what do you mean? I read somewhere else on this comment section that they're unironic tankies and were mad at the tumblr shitter joke, but how can that still be going on?
Link or source I wanna see lol
Really? Did Linkara make this game????
just gonna ignore that its pre discount price was $14.88
Calling seth a low effort troll is like saying warhammer is only a "little dark".
In the GrimTroll world there is only Sseth
@@IceFire1800 so this world?
@Yggdrasil Burnes thats insane but i don't remember asking
@Yggdrasil Burnes bro... who the fuck said anything about pronouns in 40k lol? Just because GW makes a deal with Marvel doesn't mean they suddenly get influenced by the worst side of said comics company. You need to chill a little.
@Yggdrasil Burnes Warhammer lore Quality was already really dependent on the writer anywho
>banned from dev's discord for simply wanting to kill the mary sue self-insert of said dev's "gf"
>makes a video praising the game anyway
>game's playerbase and sales skyrocket but the dev is still bitter about the ban
This is a three acts greek comedic drama if I've ever seen one
Funny and silly
Worse, it's not his tumblr gf or whatever. According to someone else here, it's their, quote "trans fursona".
@@reinbeers5322thats the same thing
Credit where credit is due, Sseth is objective, to the bone.
Please at least *TRY* to understand the mentality of such sort of people - to them a witty parody review made by a chuddie larping as a Jewish-Nigerian warlord who dared to make fun of the exact same things he - and anyone else who still remembers the Ultima game's Lord British postulate would also try doing for that matter, and which coincidentally caused their autism simulator to finallly generate actual profit for the first time ever since this video went up by sheer word of mouth, is inherently more "problematic" than the fact how their main Discord mod and co-developer has been convicted of raping 6 different people (half of them being literal kids under 14) over the span of past 20 years without any real concern on behalf of CoQ devteam or their games virtual automated queer communism hugbox disguised as a disscusion community.
From a mechanical standpoint I feel like putus are pretty justified considering espers are so ridiculously strong you draw the attention of extradimensional horrors and any given screen will just be filled with force fields, fire and headless fauna in an esper vs. esper fight lol
The templars are just trying to optimize the game by committing gamer moves. Must have been Paradox players.
Singing the praises for this game then shitting up their discord is powerful chaotic neutral energy.
Please provide a link to the discord. I wanna "greet" the devs
@Joe Ç you can't anymore, they've deleted all their tweets until last year
@Joe Ç cope
@Joe Ç tell me the story i want to know
@Joe ÇCommunists? Are you one of 'those' people?
"Would you like a woman to step in your cereal?"
Hell n-
"Don't answer that."
..... did I fail the test?
number fifteen
caves of qud foot cereal
the last thing you want in your bowl of cereal
is a womans foot fungus
but as it turns out
that might be what you get
The answer was “yes” you failed
True Patricians like myself would answer "YES"
Yes.
@Dr. Jimmy_Rustle regardless of what the cereal is, the Chad move is having the woman step in it
For real though, True Kin Praetorian is by far the best starting race/class if you have no idea what you're doing. It's so tanky compared to all the others it's ridiculous. Save the awesome Mutant powers for when you actually understand the game's mechanics and threats. True Kin, my friends.
I thought so too. Kin start off with more stat points and get more skill points as well, while the cybernetics system is quite straightforward and you can't gimp yourself on the character creation screen so you can get accustomed with the games core mechanics more intimately. Mutants, on the other hand, they get weird and complicated out of the box. Mutations modify your attributes, scale off from certain attributes, have complex interactions with one another and the drawbacks for certain powers are unclear to those unfamiliar with the more advanced interplay of things. So yeah, Kin for beginner, Mutant for the enlightened lol.
If someone saw me watching this video with headphones on they would probably think I'm learning something valuable
We learned that trans furry game designers are crazy
@@tim4330 Crazy and stupid
"High level Esper"
*Shows Steven Segal doing Aikido*
No, no he's got a point
"I'm just a cook," Casey said. Little did Tate know that he ate a lot of mutants for breakfast, buffing his stats and breaking the game system. ~Script for Under Siege (1992).
Caves of qud:
-sell lava
-clone merchants
-break the economy
It's even easier than that. Kill the low level Raiders, steal their guns, drop the guns in the Six Day Stilt pit for reputation, exchange the reputation for the Proselityze skill, have at least 20 ego (knollworm helmets, severed faces, and sunglasses help), and "preach" to all of the merchants into giving you free stuff.
Gee, that unity joke aged like milk, my man. Fucking precision foresight there.
"Damn, my man's excel sheet looks fucked up" had me laughing hard. Good one, Sir.
Nothing warms my heart more than hearing "Hey hey people"
The phrase 'Robbaz here' is another.
started my morning watching this video. it was like meeting an old friend as soon as you wake up
"Ah I see we got a low effort troll"
Half of me thinks that Sseth made this video just to prove he is in fact, the highest tier of troll.
@The Vandereer you dont need to justify piracy, dude. Just admit that sometimes free stuff is better than paying for stuff. No shame in that.
@The Vandereer well, whatever helps you sleep at night. I wager most people who watch Sseth pirate the games he reviews, so you are not alone.
Oh shit wouldn't expect you to be here.
@The Vandereer Yup yup and yup.
@The Vandereer How do you know the Devs are commies? Is it just their twitter?
I swear, out of all the reviews sseth has done, this is 100% the best one to fall asleep to.
Gonna try rn
"Hated by The Merchant's Guild for questioning the origins of the moon."
You know, I feel like that's on the tame side for the Merchant's Guild.
I love how tyler1 is just this channel's shorthand for "not human"
what's the deal with tyler1?
@@jacqmarthy536 Have you seen the man?
@@AJRockets no. What did he do?
@@jacqmarthy536 He is insane (in the good way). Big dick energy, hardcore league of legends player (like top 0.1percent) , buff as a freight train and about as loud as one, highly entertaining streamer.
@@blubobo99 this channel doesn't seem to agree with you.
"The trees talk behind your back"
Jokes on them, I speak Vietnamese.
Just realized after coming back to this that the series of cats at 1:53 were art by Louis Wain, who was often said to have schizophrenia. Didn't realize the continued the schizophrenia thing after the initial joke about it.
Just noticed thats and came to see if anyone else did, such an extremely fucking specific reference, sseth never fails to impress
@@XingaBoy098 Just goes to show how much work he puts into these videos.
Choosing Unity as your game engine
This aged nicely
Ported to Gadot in under 24 hours.
They just know how to make terrible choices instinctively. Their ilk has that thang in them.
@@secretname2670Considering they apparently had a pedophile on their dev team..
Yeah "terrible choices" may be a slight understatement rofl
Devs: "Please don't break our game again."
Players: "Please don't patch our game again."
Sseth: *"FUCK YOU ALL I'M EATING THE SKY"*
He isnt breaking the game he is just useing game mechanics kekw
I think it's a tad bit more accurate to state that sseth worked around the mechanics, and became god so hard that the devs had to invent other gods to counteract being god. Making a sandbox RPG with this much open endedness asks to be broken not because breaking it is something players should do, but because the option is made available. The fear is that Sseth is the omnipotent god of breaking games, finding every crack, and exploiting them all at the same time, and making the experience of being a deity well worth his time. Even the basic lava economy was likely patched out to prevent exploiting on a mass scale, and yet sseth pushed through anyways and laughed at the face of patchwork because, he could.
They kind of are patching out the fun bits. Y-know that thing about using precognition to reroll eater nectar? Yeah they patched that out in the beta. Between that and roleplay mode (non-permadeath which I play because, I want to play the fucking game) precognition is kind of pointless. It's a bit lame but, I get it. The real issue is that these kinds of games are inherently prone to being broken, and you have to allow a bit of it to be fun at all. If you want a lesson in why limiting player choice for balance sucks, look at the history of D&D 4E.
@@TheGreatYukon The question is - are there mods that revert the lame changes and bring back the fun broken stuff? Because that's literally the only reason I would have to play the game.
>our game
Once you release it into the wilds to be played, it ceases to be entirely yours.
Learn to share, devs. The players are the reason why the game has any sales and attention directed towards it TO BEGIN WITH.
"Ravings of a paranoid schizophrenic"
Shows Time-Cube
Well done, Sseth
He is buddy of sorts with fellow UA-camr named Fredrik Knudsen
@@Venislovas Knudsen and Seth are also palls with Internet Historian. Great minds think alike
@@IronFreakV Based person in Based community
Well understanding the time cube is the endgame of artifacts in this game. Not even kidding.
No Terry? The smartest programmer who has ever lived? Fucking glow in the darks.
18:31 After playing this game for a while, I'd like to propose a more efficient way to do this. Instead of cloning the clone, always clone the original one. Then, when you use Proselytize or Domination or Beguile, use it on the main merchant. This will make every clone of that merchant your friend, and you can steal all their inventories without needing to use the ability multiple times just to ransack their belongings. Another thing of note, if you proselytize/dominate/beguile a clone, none of the other merchants would be your friend. Only befriending the original merchant converts the clones, and if you try befriending the original merchant after befriending a clone, that clone would not automatically be befriended anymore.
Another thing to note if you're using dominate or beguile is that the merchants would turn hostile to you if you fail your domination or if you break your beguilement, but only after a screen transition (unless you fail to dominate in which case all the merchants become hostile simultaneously). To combat this, lure the merchant to one side of an empty screen close to the six day stilt, like a parsec nearby since the salt dunes are barren as fuck and start duplicating them. Then, befriend a farm animal or some other small critter (you can find a few in the pens in six day stilt) and bring them to the same place you put all the merchants, but on the other side of the screen. Befriend the main merchant, then go around every merchant and tell them to stay where they are to prevent them from aggroing and killing the critter. Now every time you rob their inventories, you can go befriend the critter before leaving so only the critter becomes angry and you won't aggro the merchants upon return. Of course, this doesn't apply if you proselytize since proselytize never triggers aggro but you need to basically invest everything into charisma to consistently pull off proselytize.
Also, merchants won't restock if they are befriended to you, so always go befriend the critter to unfriend the merchants so they can successfully restock.
19:12 do this if you are truekin, but not if you are a mutant. Sphyx salt injectors don't give you precognition if you're a mutant. You'll have to either select it as a starting mutation or randomly mutate it later on (i recommend just starting out with it since it is stupidly powerful)
Another thing to do is to clone bookkeepers, and befriend then steal all their books (they also have a chance to sell advertisements to the location of legendary merchants or schroedinger's pages. steal those too), then go to the center of Six Day Stilt, where the Mecha Pope is. To the left of the entrance is this girl who you can give the books for for an absurd amount of experience.
EDIT: After fiddling around, I figured out that if you order your beguiled companion to only fight defensively, they won't attack you even after beguilement is broken and they're hostile. Do that instead of the critter thing.
EDIT EDIT: Another thing to note is that though RNG can still be rerolled by precognition, certain things can't be anymore. For example, in the early versions you could use precognition, open up your menu and roll a random mutation, then if you don't like that mutation you can revert precognition and roll to something else. However, now you can't. Mutations, Brain Brine, and Drop of Nectar cooking can't be rerolled with precognition anymore. You'll always get the same mutations, same brain brine results, and same eater's nectar results.
There is a way to combat this. Cooking and eating a Drop of Nectar (you can get these by preserving Eater's Nectar or randomly finding them on Chefs or Kippers in the Six Day Stilt.) will reroll all things you can't reroll with precognition. So now whenever you revert, cook some nectar before trying again for better rng. Also, Neutron Flux is not immune to precog rerolling, so you can still get a shitton of permanent armour by just using precog. Also also, Neutron Flux is incredibly fucking unstable. Dropping it or throwing it will instantly blow up half the screen, but you can transfer it safely inside a chest. It's very funny.
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Metamorphic Polygel doesn't (it is really, really, really unlikely) spawn in merchants in Six Day Stilt, since the area level is too low and the merchants can't spawn high-level items consistently. Therefore, go to Yd Freehold (to the bottom-right of the map, past the mushroom forest and before the deathlands) and go to I think the staircare to the bottom-right of Yd Freehold. There is a plant at the very end called Tillifergaewicz. She is actually the most powerful merchant in the game, and consistently sells metamorphic polygel at like a 20% chance. If you level up beguile/proselytize/domination high enough, you can kidnap the plant and take it back to the salt dunes and do the cloning draught trick and make infinite plants and print polygel at an industrial level. Now you have infinite everything. Have fun winning the game.
thanks i will definitely do this. very based
@@no-just-no cheers mate, have fun
How copy comments from UA-cam mobile?
@@user-nw5bk6mm9f kinda roundabout, but if you open the video in your mobile browser instead of the youtube app, you gain the mysterious ability to press and hold and copy comments.
holy fuck thats a lot of text
The Putus Templars mod is still up on their steam workshop. Although the devs mentioned they didnt delete it, they said they hid it from appearing onnthe front page of the steam workshop.
Doesnt matter to me though. I can play as templars now
OK and
Good to know. Pity devs are such fascists as to hide away a mod simply because they don't like it.
@@Suksass fascism is when devs are allowed to make decisions about their games and the more decisions they make the more fascister it is
@@mrmac2340 they are fascist for enforcing their own views on other players.
The mod is also not theirs.
@@mrmac2340even facist got some balls
the devs are just 😺😺
At first I was like "this looks kinda cool, like adventure-mode Dwarf Fortress".
But then, it hit me: Caves of Qud is transformation fetishism. You're supposed to become a mutant. It's sexless Corruption of Champions.
Note: Not saying that's a bad thing per se, but this explains why the dev reacted in such negative fashion. Caves of Qud is basically his/her playable fantasy.
Nothing says you can't mod sex in.
*You can always mod sex in.*
@@Malikyte13 or trials in tainted space. Although in my experience, that has an awful lot of women with dicks.
@@Chicopajiso What's wrong with futa?
And that is why I always play True Kin
I found this channel years ago by digging 'too deep'. So yes
yes
If you found this channel on purpose, you’re doing something wrong
I watched the shen video
Shagging Me Nan, among other sseth videos posted to /wsg/ brought me here.
same
Bought the game after the review, recently got the time and motivation to get into it.
Sadly a lot of the crazy stuff seems to have been nerfed and/or removed by now.
yeah the devs are nit wits that accidentally made a fun game then started to "fix" it once people they dont like started doing funny harmless exploits.
Well, this is why you don't see CoQ on UA-cam, despite sseth's best efforts the devs are just intolerable dickbags and thus drive attention away from their game
Pretty sure you can pirate older versions of the game
@@Plamler how can i do that
Rar with a bg or 1337 with an x at the end.
Both of em dot to
Sseth got me when he pronounced Queen “O-oh-ooo-Ah-Hoo-Ah’s” name in the Baboon native tongue.
Hes african
@@asmallphd9648 Sseth is our beloved Jewish African Warlord.
@@ChaplainRaziel01 Survived many rape storms a true war hero
"You will be greeted as Aristocrat"
Internet Aristocrat.jpg
Dang what a reference.
Cancer is a bitch. He’s on twitter as QuarantinedCoof now since he got banned there as well,
@@scott_hunts What's crazier is Sseth is a quasi-expert on immunology as it relates to cancer, the kinds of issues Jim has had for a while fall directly into Sseth's wheelhouse.
@@TheSimpShow nah i think jims case is fubar
@@princesstinklepanties2720 It's indolent lymphoma, literally the slowest growing cancer with a life expectancy of 20+ years considering his age, and considering he was already thought to have an immunity issue, it's kind of coincidental, but also I am being hyperbolic.
@Andrew Craig Hopefully more fan-made content comes out till he's treated(Im told it's slow acting).
The developer of this game ported it to the Gadot engine in about ten hours. He is insane
Holy shit
his too powerful to be left alive
@@lolasdm6959 as if any of us could harm him.
Wtf i take it back he is based
The motivation to not pay is very strong
That unity joke age so well
Their discord hates you, but you've brought more attention to this game than anyone else.
Talk about biting the hand that feeds
They hated Jesus even though he saved them from their sins
@@pedrothiagosimoes5832 So what we're implying is Sseth is Jesus... which sounds about right tbh
@@Equites279 I mean...Sseth himself said he's a Jewish like Jesus so...
@@exuvill5062 He is?! FUCKING ACE
Sseth, you may not see this, but your videos always brighten my day. Keep it up
Just trying my man, take care out there.
@@SsethTzeentach Ngl this was really fucking wholesome
@@SsethTzeentach Love you dude! No homo.
Wholesome as fuck.
This made my day!
I started binging CoQ recently and it's actually absurd how much better this video gets the more you learn about the game. I've come back about 3-4 times now, and every time I re-watch it I spot and realize things I didn't before.
Your reputation with urchins decreased by 100 to -600. You are now despised by urchins.
"However, amputating your legs to replace them with a set of motorized tank treads is unfortunately an irreversible process"
Unfortunately?
The only reason I'd ever want to reverse that process is if I could upgrade them to hover jets.
But can you replace only your feet with tank treads to keep the upward mobility of your legs?
@@Pluto-og5nh thats just heelies with extra steps
Welcome to the adeptus mechanicus.
"I recommend you play a mutant."
...
Shows Tyler1.
Based.
@Helios Sphere As He said, a Mutant
After all - "T1 built different!!!"
@Helios Sphere he looms like a pale super mutant from fallout
@Helios Sphere aka La Creatura
Checked the steam charts and it is wild to see the influence Sseth has. Right around this review the game spiked to 1000 players.
Virgin Coq discord vs chad Starsector community
[PREPARE SATURATION BOMBARDMENT?]
Stellaris and Crusader Kings community? Legal ethnic purges and genius inberds are based
"Boil your water, then put it in the refrigerator so you can save it for when you want to make spaghetti quickly."
"*strange tubes*"
(is actually a chair)
lmao
Strange Tubes that weigh 1 lb: probably a chair. Strange Tubes that weigh 30 lbs: probably a rocket launcher.
I love how the algorithm brings me back to video, and how the devs probably hate that i rewatch this every time lol. 11/10
the first location in the game is called Joppa. This is most likely a biblical reference, but it's also translated into Russian like "Ass". I don't know if this information is worth anything.
жопа
That's probably intentional.
Starting in Joppa is ass, so yes it's accurate. Real Quddites slum it with the apes and hermits.
@@gatekeeper333 лол жопа
Share secret with villagers of Sseth [+50 reputation]
"You share the true meaning of Joppa"
Damn, the devs are really upset on twitter, indeed, calling Seth and new players 'cyptofascists' or some such
@@TheExceptionalDetective twitter.com/ptychomancer/status/1320546508245139457 heres one of the devs, apparently you can't discuss the templars in the Discord because it will lead to "unwanted" discussions even though it's their own faction they made up and they get mad when you want to talk about it.
@@TheSimplyJJP Leftist brain virus
@Max RV Jesus does that copy-paste get tiring at all?
@Max RV why are you copy pasting this exact comment in multiple threads?
How offensive... I prefer "Neo Fascist"
i came here after CoQ dev drama about a video on youtube bringing "trolls" into the game community..
didn't expect Seth's video..