Joan Rivers 1982 monologue. Hysterical!

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  • @malifex9922
    @malifex9922 5 років тому +196

    I think what I appreciate most about Joan is that her mind was FAST. She wasn't thinking of the next joke. She was setting up something five or ten minutes down the line to come back to. There's something to be said for rehearsing your act until you can recite it rapidly, but making it conversational is an entirely different thing. You can't plan how an audience member looks and build jokes on that reliably. She built a mental warehouse of go-to's that she could tap into as soon as the opportunity arose and string them back to back to almost leave you breathless with how fast the jokes were coming. Great mind. Great lady.

    • @jonhenning
      @jonhenning 3 роки тому +9

      She was a master. The ability to talk about funny things and string jokes together. Sharp is all I can say. RIP

    • @thepitpatrol
      @thepitpatrol 2 роки тому +1

      She was amazing

    • @s.sanders8977
      @s.sanders8977 Рік тому

      That's Robin William's Like Reflexes! Freakin' Comedy NINJAS!!

  • @naoer851
    @naoer851 5 років тому +287

    Who is missing her in 2019 and binge watching her videos?

  • @icrystaljay
    @icrystaljay 10 років тому +489

    people hated her because she told the truth. i personally loved it. RIP joan

    • @MsWiccanpriestess
      @MsWiccanpriestess 9 років тому +16

      ***** She had what i would call brutal honest comedy she skewered everyone..George Carlin had the same kind of comedy..i can't recall what stand up it was,but in one of them a politician was sitting in the upper balcony and Carlin went at him it got so embarrassing for this politician that he and his family left the theater..it was great.

    • @mja91352
      @mja91352 5 років тому +3

      People hated her because she was obnoxious

    • @bgueberdenteich5206
      @bgueberdenteich5206 5 років тому +10

      I could not get enough of Joan Rivers ! She was so unique and not afraid ! I miss her !

    • @jazminnelson8507
      @jazminnelson8507 4 роки тому

      @@MsWiccanpriestess wow , by any chance do you remember who that politician was ?

    • @jazminnelson8507
      @jazminnelson8507 4 роки тому +9

      @@mja91352 only people with no sense of humor thought she was obnoxious ; similar to the same bunch of big whining babies we've had in the past 10 or so years , interrupting the show , not allowing the comic to continue until they explain why their feelings are so hurt or why they're so angry about what the comic just said .
      They need to stop these attempts to prevent the comic from doing what they do best .
      If people don't like certain comics who are all too honest , they simply don't have to watch them .

  • @lishaslegacy3377
    @lishaslegacy3377 4 роки тому +228

    It’s 2020 & She still transcends time 🤩 you’re dearly missed Queen ❤️

    • @lishaslegacy3377
      @lishaslegacy3377 Рік тому

      @robertdiotalevi285 w you commenting I guess it’s time to go on another Joan binge 😭🥹🥰🥰🥰

    • @Kimllg88
      @Kimllg88 11 місяців тому

      love her@robertdiotalevi285

  • @SuperStuey2
    @SuperStuey2 5 років тому +89

    "Can we talk?" She certainly is one of the greats.

  • @thealeximinkoshow6388
    @thealeximinkoshow6388 10 років тому +234

    Oh Joan! Please make the angels laugh! You will be missed!

    • @hartley81848184
      @hartley81848184 10 років тому +8

      The angels will be wearing earmuffs and locking themselves in the basement.

    • @tannerrichardson7852
      @tannerrichardson7852 10 років тому +15

      hartley81848184 Maybe the type of angels you will be seeing my friend :{3

    • @cattrio
      @cattrio 10 років тому +8

      Obtuse? Acute? Right?

    • @anx1300c
      @anx1300c 10 років тому

      cattrio
      lol

    • @hartley81848184
      @hartley81848184 10 років тому +2

      cattrio In this case, cattrio, I think the angle is "bandwagon cliches disguised as provacative thoughts".
      Joan Rivers wasn't brave or "trailblazing" or anything like that. She was a vanilla feminist who appealed to shallow cliches and liberal strawmen for bucks and fame. You know, sort of like the way a televangelist sells religion and healing.

  • @FeelinErie
    @FeelinErie 9 років тому +199

    ''You have knockers, i have doorbells'' XDDDD

    • @therespectedlex9794
      @therespectedlex9794 6 років тому +2

      She got bigger ones later.

    • @cl759
      @cl759 5 років тому

      @@therespectedlex9794 xddddd, that is like a small chuckle, couldn't resist it because of XDDDD above,your comment is funny really

  • @luztyley9763
    @luztyley9763 7 років тому +100

    I have met Joan Rivers and she is lovely, totally different to the person in TV which I enjoyed​ too. She made sure I should have a photo with her. A lovely lady.

  • @rosario508
    @rosario508 10 років тому +240

    Joni Mitchell was right. "You don't know what you've got 'till it's gone". Farewell to the one of the most brilliant comedians of all time.

    • @jeromeseibert
      @jeromeseibert 6 років тому +1

      Ross Cicero Like toilet paper.

    • @ataraw.6142
      @ataraw.6142 5 років тому

      I liked her on the early years when she was really funny. But then she became nasty.

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 2 роки тому

      @@ataraw.6142 "nasty." Not compared to Barack Hussein and Michael Insane, she was not.

  • @TacomaPaul
    @TacomaPaul 10 років тому +148

    Had the pleasure of seeing Joan at a casino near Seattle less than a year ago.
    I didn't know she was going to be there, I was just there by chance... 2nd row ticket was available.... so hey... why not !
    Had my hair (what was left of it), all tucked up into a baseball cap.
    "Thanks for dressing up ! Take off the damn hat."
    Well, being bald on top and not having a haircut for a few months... all the unwashed frizziness of "after the gym" unwashed hair came out.
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, Bozo the Clown ! Give him a big round of applause !".
    Insulted by Joan.
    It was a good day. ;-)

    • @jazminnelson8507
      @jazminnelson8507 4 роки тому +4

      Great story, Tacoma Paul .
      Nowadays people would have whined and said it hurt their feelings .
      Thanks for being a real man about it and having a great sense of humor in the age of the big whiny Neo-natal-nazi babies

  • @DizKord1600
    @DizKord1600 10 років тому +82

    "Leftovers again?"
    Fuck me, that was a good one.

  • @Eds518
    @Eds518 2 місяці тому +2

    Could you imagine if Joan were alive today, she would have so much material ❤❤

  • @roycey32
    @roycey32 4 роки тому +37

    "When she bought a car she thought the front seat was optional." #ATRAMP 😂

  • @cgrscott
    @cgrscott 10 років тому +155

    Such a brilliant comedic talent. Godspeed, Joan.

    • @jonwolfie1
      @jonwolfie1 10 років тому +2

      Funny? NO.
      Obnoxious? Yes.
      Such an ugly and classless human being.

    • @Maxload66
      @Maxload66 10 років тому +20

      jonwolfie1 It must fill you with so much joy to make fun of the dead...ugly and classless indeed.

    • @jonwolfie1
      @jonwolfie1 10 років тому

      Maxload66 Not dead when I first posted , clueless. And I wasn't making fun of her.

    • @QuakerOnDeck561
      @QuakerOnDeck561 10 років тому +7

      Maxload66 he has no life just let him be lol

    • @jonwolfie1
      @jonwolfie1 10 років тому +2

      Oh Quaker... supporting those who make no sense. Good luck to ya.

  • @chrisk8187
    @chrisk8187 4 роки тому +18

    She's one of the few comedians who could elicit "explosive" laughter with a brilliant unexpected punch line.
    And one didn't dare to not pay attention lest you "miss" a joke because she worked so fast.

  • @yomilalgro
    @yomilalgro 3 роки тому +23

    I just can't accept my Joan being gone, I freaking miss her so much😭😭😭😭...nobody holds a candle to her comedy genius, she's an icon and forever the Queen...
    Binge watching 2021

  • @Gods2ndFavoriteBassPlyr
    @Gods2ndFavoriteBassPlyr 9 років тому +24

    That audience just LOVED HER.. . and she loved them right back. What an AMAZING talent - Great, Great Lady - We miss you Joan.

  • @br4ndiah
    @br4ndiah 10 років тому +35

    RIP Joan. I love you. Legend, icon, and one hell of a sense of humour. You will be missed.

  • @scottmactavish9716
    @scottmactavish9716 10 років тому +57

    "Bo Derek was so stupid, she forgot her twin sister's birthday!" Hilarious!!

  • @josephrocha142
    @josephrocha142 3 роки тому +9

    Born to be a comedian. She had the gift to make people laugh. Not easy to do.

  • @paulkelly7009
    @paulkelly7009 3 роки тому +1

    Miss you.. You change my whole mood when I’m feeling down.. That’s magic.. Thank you for everything xx

  • @sigmundgrizli2896
    @sigmundgrizli2896 8 років тому +20

    I adore how down to earth she was,such a natural personality and great comedian.

  • @SpencerLevey
    @SpencerLevey 3 роки тому +7

    I could listen to Joan’s opening monologues forever

  • @DiogoF.
    @DiogoF. 10 років тому +66

    She was such a character

  • @kathall6422
    @kathall6422 2 роки тому

    M. Rivers to me is thee epitome of class, sass, gorgeous, comedy, brains and everything rolled into 1, since I saw her when I was young. There weren't many, aren't many and will not ever be many like her but at least there's videos, podcasts, etc., we can watch, listen to, read about, etc., then pass thee information on to those around us we love. Thank you for being your amazing selves everyone, peace and much love sent from Ontario, Canada.

  • @Femalecommaman
    @Femalecommaman 10 років тому +54

    My favorite Joan Rivers "routine" and look! She was beautiful here! RIP Joan!
    (We'll talk!)

  • @huascar66
    @huascar66 Рік тому +2

    "You have knockers. I have door bells." Classic Joan Rivers!

  • @silverhairedoldlady
    @silverhairedoldlady 10 років тому +11

    I can hear Angels laughing!!! Rest in Peace Miss Joan.

  • @randallp9325
    @randallp9325 10 років тому +8

    You left us with some good laughs. Thanks, Joan.

  • @waynealexander1615
    @waynealexander1615 5 років тому +1

    Miss you so much Funny Lady Joan Rivers...You don't know what you will miss til it's gone. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

  • @jessmontes8129
    @jessmontes8129 10 років тому +15

    The Capital of California she said "C"! Bwahahahaha! Joan I miss you so much.

  • @gaywerewolf1294
    @gaywerewolf1294 5 років тому +35

    "The sign said wet floor so she did" 😂

    • @tydesagax8570
      @tydesagax8570 4 роки тому

      I don't get that joke can someone explain?

    • @gaywerewolf1294
      @gaywerewolf1294 4 роки тому +2

      @@tydesagax8570 she peed on the floor lol

  • @edwardanthony7283
    @edwardanthony7283 10 років тому +23

    Joan was hysterical.

  • @dereka79
    @dereka79 10 років тому +6

    I remember really only watching the Tonight Show when Joan Rivers was on. Hysterical performer!!!! R.I.P. Joan. You really will be missed ...

  • @Mike-fp5rc
    @Mike-fp5rc 8 років тому +21

    I remember it was always an event on The Tonight Show when Joan was on (usually the summer when Johnny was on hiaitus or vac).

    • @jwhitaker1119
      @jwhitaker1119 5 років тому

      Mike my parents told me that! Because there weren’t many channels the entire country would be talking about it the next day and how she got better ratings

  • @tannerrichardson7852
    @tannerrichardson7852 10 років тому +13

    WE WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH JOAN YOU WERE THE BEST!

  • @anyasilka2325
    @anyasilka2325 4 роки тому

    No one can eclipse the great Joan Rivers...Never does she bore anyone, so dry and so fast with her observational Comedy!! She was SIMPLY THE BEST EVER!!! I felt bereft when she went to Heaven. I hope she is having Shows there. I was sorry I discovered her Comedy late!! See you one Day Joan!!!!Thank You for your LEGACY!!!!

  • @arlenerogerswilhite
    @arlenerogerswilhite 10 років тому +4

    Rest in peace Ms. Rivers!!! Thanks for this great episode D3Q8A

  • @LaaDiosaa
    @LaaDiosaa 10 років тому +9

    LOVE U JOAN, RIP we miss you already!

  • @veronikalake6934
    @veronikalake6934 3 роки тому +1

    I miss you Joan!!!!! I miss seeing you on "E"...you were so darn funny....hard to believe you are gone....rest in peace lovely lady

  • @donnadelahanty9903
    @donnadelahanty9903 5 років тому +2

    Many people dont know the trials she went through. Her book, “Enter Laughing” was epic! One of my all time faves!Happy trails Joan. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @MsWiccanpriestess
    @MsWiccanpriestess 8 років тому +5

    Sweet heaven i am now officially old i was 1 years old when this premiered.

  • @kevinrudd9637
    @kevinrudd9637 3 роки тому

    When I'm feeling a bit blue, I pull up any of her vids, blues gone! I like to tell myself that when it is raining it is because Joan is killing it in heaven and the rain is the angles tears of laughter!(and probably a little bit of pee!)

  • @teresasnow-angel5494
    @teresasnow-angel5494 3 роки тому +2

    Quality humour is perpetual--it never ends or gets old----the Rivers keep flowing on and on----

  • @tinamariarandez
    @tinamariarandez 3 роки тому +7

    She was smart, funny and I loved her honest assessments of life.

  • @1212matt
    @1212matt 10 років тому +11

    She just turned 81 and still going strong! I love the jokes, singers sing the same songs over and over again so whats the difference if she repeats some jokes, they are so funny.

  • @brautigan1
    @brautigan1 10 років тому +5

    Such energy! It's a little fitting that she would go around the same time as Robin Williams, they were both so, so full of energy!

  • @johnflorio3052
    @johnflorio3052 2 роки тому +2

    Forty years later (2022) and Joan Rivers is still a legend!

  • @andrewsteiner2500
    @andrewsteiner2500 3 роки тому

    2021 and watching. Miss her so

  • @Longislandprincess444
    @Longislandprincess444 7 місяців тому +1

    ❤️ This was Wendy Williams favorite. She was one of mine too. RIP ⚘️ ❤️

  • @drmeam406
    @drmeam406 3 роки тому +4

    She was a genius and hilarious and made so many of us laugh and be silly and it's an incredible to be able to do that. Dearly missed

  • @squibbysquibkins
    @squibbysquibkins 10 років тому

    thank you thank you You Tube. I can watch Joan Rivers for the rest of my life. such a funny dame.

  • @mikeskelton6088
    @mikeskelton6088 12 років тому +1

    joan rivers...you are fantastic

  • @SlayerRanger
    @SlayerRanger 10 років тому +3

    Such a Comedian...never another will come... RIP Joan

  • @mmello1963
    @mmello1963 10 років тому +45

    R.I.P. Joan Rivers. Sitting here remembering her old stand up routines and two of her most famous phrases, which still make me laugh every time I hear them.
    "Oh, you don't know!" and "Can we talk?" LOL What a legend.. So sad to see her go.

    • @lazarelazaro52
      @lazarelazaro52 6 років тому

      My favourite is "Is s/he here?"

    • @jazminnelson8507
      @jazminnelson8507 4 роки тому

      I always loved when she talked about Heidi Abramowitz

  • @d__r__m
    @d__r__m 10 років тому +24

    it took her passing for me to even find out about her comedy (really did enjoy the 1967 ed sullivan bit and I had absolutely no idea about all the guest hosting on late night). really enjoy how she interacted with the audience. i've gleaned from several clips her obsession with getting older/and her lack of breasts. i suppose that is why she turned to plastic surgery. i hope she wasn't really down on herself but i suppose that's what makes a comedian/enne. a sadness/darkness (like our friend Robin) anyway, i hope the surgeries made her happy and she relished in her success and knew her place in the history of tv/comedy. 81 is a pretty good run! most def. rip joan!

  • @michaelferrara
    @michaelferrara 10 років тому +6

    RIP Joan. You are sorely missed.

  • @SuperMagnum83
    @SuperMagnum83 9 років тому +25

    I'd never really heard much about Joan rivers but in this she is actually pretty hilarious, definately disproves the theory that women aren't funny. I will be sure to watch more youtube video's of her.

  • @julesmw4689
    @julesmw4689 6 років тому +3

    " I asked my husband what's his favourite sexual position and replied " next door "" 🤣..A sassy, smart and hysterically funny lady...whats not to like ?? A very underrated comedienne in my opinion and sorely missed to this day.

    • @freeyou2000
      @freeyou2000 4 роки тому

      What did he mean by next door .

  • @jeromejones72383
    @jeromejones72383 8 років тому +22

    Lmao... I'm crying, Joan did that!

  • @mewregaurdhissyfit7733
    @mewregaurdhissyfit7733 3 роки тому

    Miss her SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    Was lucky enough to see her in person in Las Vegas in the early 90's.

  • @jeffersonjames1964
    @jeffersonjames1964 3 роки тому +1

    Joan was just plain funny! I liked Johnny Carson, but when Joan was on the Tonight show, I tuned in and did not miss the show!

  • @nickh2072
    @nickh2072 Рік тому

    She has such incredible energy. This is a true performer. 🧡 Part of the job is to take you outside of your element for a brief period of time. Your element meaning everything around you. She does this every time.

  • @bls5160
    @bls5160 10 років тому +2

    Heavy heart today to have to say goodbye to the funniest woman on the planet. Love you and miss you sweet Joan, you were the best!

  • @rhymeandreasoning
    @rhymeandreasoning 13 років тому

    this was great, thanks for posting..i love the Joan Rivers of yesteryear..
    Kirk..Montreal, Canada

  • @sherrychurch3029
    @sherrychurch3029 2 місяці тому +1

    Miss you Joan .

  • @SaxonC
    @SaxonC 5 років тому +1

    My favorite female comedian! Boy, is she missed! RIP Joan

  • @DecepticonSkywarp
    @DecepticonSkywarp Рік тому +1

    Joan was one of those women who can get away with insulting people through jokes

  • @rshair31
    @rshair31 10 років тому +2

    Thanks for the laughs Joan. you will be missed.

  • @CoffeeMagical
    @CoffeeMagical 12 років тому

    I am here again.watching this fantastic Joan Rivers monologue

  • @catmint4mrkitty
    @catmint4mrkitty 8 років тому +24

    I liked her jokes about Heidi Abramowitz. Her delivery was too much. You have knockers...I have doorbells...Can we talk?

    • @moodobusiness
      @moodobusiness 6 років тому

      catmint4mrkitty you don’t know

  • @Ultrabeat24
    @Ultrabeat24 14 років тому +17

    "What's your favourite sexual position?.....He said next door!" lol!
    I've never seen really early footage of Joan, but i was ROFL!!

    • @hermyjack
      @hermyjack 3 роки тому +2

      I don't know if you meant that this would be really early footage, but she was famous in the late 60s on up. There are clips on UA-cam! :)

  • @andy957
    @andy957 10 років тому +6

    Classic. RIP Joan.

  • @HotPinkShade
    @HotPinkShade 10 років тому +1

    Ugh, myh SOUL hurts....Joan you'll be sorely missed

  • @miguel-h
    @miguel-h 10 років тому +24

    Heaven just got a hell lot of funnier.

  • @johnmarsh5509
    @johnmarsh5509 5 років тому

    The only woman to make me laugh out loud,miss you and God bless you always Joan.xxx

  • @adambednarek3018
    @adambednarek3018 10 років тому +1

    Thank you Joan. You made me understand comedy!

  • @sweetmarie72ply
    @sweetmarie72ply Рік тому

    I saw her at an ‘82 show in Edmonton and she was freaking hilarious 😂❤RIP

  • @Marchant2
    @Marchant2 4 роки тому

    Good comedians like this are getting rarer and rarer.

  • @chotzrary
    @chotzrary 10 років тому +23

    Oh my gosh, this wouldn't be allowed nowadays!!!

  • @jessiegivi
    @jessiegivi 4 роки тому

    It’s 2020 and still watching this

  • @jcextranow
    @jcextranow 10 років тому +6

    How can you not just light up when you see her coming because you know she is about to talk endlessly about someone all in the name of good fun. Wow what a lady

  • @timpani25
    @timpani25 12 років тому

    you are so right, joan gets better every year!!!!!

  • @david80169
    @david80169 4 роки тому +1

    AMAZING JOAN RIVERS ... THE BEST ❤️

  • @QueeneMaxine
    @QueeneMaxine 3 роки тому

    Who’s watching in 2021? We miss you!!

  • @carolbotelho5840
    @carolbotelho5840 3 роки тому

    Can’t think about her too early departure. Love her forever🌹❤️

  • @thescottlaw
    @thescottlaw 15 років тому

    Can we talk? Thank you for posting! Oh you don't know...

  • @Me-ho2jf
    @Me-ho2jf 6 років тому +1

    We were blessed sooo many years with her raw humor. Gods, LHAO, im sure.

  • @debrasmith9204
    @debrasmith9204 3 роки тому +1

    You are very much missed. A great comedian of all time.

  • @jenniferbedrosian8674
    @jenniferbedrosian8674 4 роки тому +2

    Joan will and always be the Queen of Comedy!

  • @DcaCo123
    @DcaCo123 4 роки тому

    Love you and I miss you Joan, there will be no other like you.

  • @lordmaldad
    @lordmaldad 15 років тому +23

    "OH YOU DON'T KNOW!!!" xD

  • @anetawelsh6026
    @anetawelsh6026 2 роки тому

    Can we talk????Thank you so much Joan,,,i am still learning from you,,,love always

  • @wryter93
    @wryter93 13 років тому

    I've followed her career for years,since her first stand up. She'd the matriach of comedy and opened doors for female comedians. Watch A piece of Work. You'll understand how tough she'd had it and she deserves all she has now.

  • @eltonjohn3236
    @eltonjohn3236 9 років тому +12

    Tonight's Oscar night and Joan won't be on the red carpet. :(

    • @bannokelly18
      @bannokelly18 9 років тому +6

      I feel your pain but joan hasnt been at the actually oscars for years

  • @drjeffeger
    @drjeffeger 8 років тому +20

    Sharpest and funniest comedienne ever,in my opinion. Very fast timing with her audience in stiches. She had great timing like Jack Benny and Johnny Carson,who knew how long to wait for setting up the next killer jerk.G-d gets to hear her routines every night.

  • @kasquaskannachehukapapansk9857
    @kasquaskannachehukapapansk9857 7 років тому

    Totally class lady! Said it the way it is always. Miss you Joan!

  • @leocortinas3692
    @leocortinas3692 10 років тому

    Love her!felt like my granny passed . She is queen C for comedy

  • @LitZena
    @LitZena 10 років тому +1

    Comedic timing is genius..she is by far the funniest comedian that ever lived; can we talk? Who the hell is as funny as her?!

  • @elHEARTBREAKER
    @elHEARTBREAKER 8 років тому +23

    She loved going in on Bo Derek. Some of her funniest, most biting jokes were about her, so funny!

    • @Robertocamero785
      @Robertocamero785 8 років тому

      elHEARTBREAKER

    • @NARKISDUDE
      @NARKISDUDE 7 років тому +1

      The Cali joke really got me, but i didn't get the wet floor joke

    • @YkHalloween
      @YkHalloween 7 років тому +3

      Well, if you're still interested. The sign said that the floor was wet (wet floor).
      Bo Derek presumably took it as "WET THE FLOOR NOW!"

    • @pdgf
      @pdgf 6 років тому

      NARKISDUDE it means Bo Derek did just that - wet the floor by (supposedly) peeing on it.

    • @bearcub112
      @bearcub112 5 років тому

      It was the 80s that was high fashion