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    Joan Rivers discusses living in Beverly Hills versus New York. Aired 04/09/83
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  • @Elmaestrodemusica
    @Elmaestrodemusica 3 роки тому +97

    This, THIS is how to open SNL !! Not plugging your newest movie ....

  • @helenlauer9545
    @helenlauer9545 2 роки тому +99

    she is a force of nature. Nobody makes me laugh out loud like Joan Rivers. Even if I heard it from her already. How? I mean, how can anyone be that funny?

  • @domocarchina
    @domocarchina 9 років тому +232

    For me, one of the Great Ones. What a woman!

    • @marioboy1997
      @marioboy1997 3 роки тому +2

      couldn’t agree more

    • @yomilalgro
      @yomilalgro 3 роки тому +2

      The best

    • @garykass114
      @garykass114 2 роки тому +2

      I used to love the way she clapped her hands. Like a walrus smacking his flippers.

    • @daigorowolf2136
      @daigorowolf2136 10 місяців тому

      @@garykass114 People that were on Epstein island, confirmed by multiple sources, Bill Clinton, George Mitchell, Alex Baldwin, Ralph Fienness, George Hamilton, Dustin Hoffman, Kevin Spacey, Elizabeth Hurley, Laura Hutton, Janice Dixon, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, Henry Kissinger, may be one of the most evil man in the world, Joan Rivers, Courtney Love, Mick Jagger, Courtney Guest, Phil Collins, Simon Lebon, Charlie Rose-PBS, Richard Branson, Candice Bushell, Tom Ford, Vera Wang, Nadia Bjorlin, Koo Stark, Seth Green, James Gunn, Dan Schneider, Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks, Stephen Colbert, Kevin Spacey, Kathy Griffin, Oprah Winfrey, Shawn Carter aka JayZ, Beyoncé Knowles, Anthony Kiedis, John Legend, Chrissie Teigen, Steven Tyler, Ben Affleck, Stephen Collins, Will Ferrell, Eminem, Jeffery Jones, Victor Salva, Mark Rector, Charlie Sheen, Tyler Grasham, Madonna, Catherine Hudson, Gwen Stefani, Lady Gaga, James Franco, Will Smith Justin Rollin, John Cusack Anderson Cooper, Demi Moore, Brian Affleck, Meryl Streep, Wanda Sykes, Chelsea handler Michelle Wolf, Pharrell Williams, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Downey Jr., these people are petrified they are on that list and those films getting out

  • @slytherinnyc
    @slytherinnyc 3 роки тому +97

    jeez.... it's like hurricane joan... punchline after another punchline..nonstop brilliance.
    her and robin williams .. probably the best there ever was...

  • @kashmirireacts4074
    @kashmirireacts4074 11 місяців тому +26

    These are the most number of jokes in any monologue ever. And, all of them landed successfully 🔥

  • @Montofly
    @Montofly 9 років тому +103

    THIS IS STILL SOOOOO FUNNY :D :D :D
    R.I.P. Joan,
    make the Heaven laugh !

  • @whateverdv
    @whateverdv 6 років тому +51

    I'm exhausted. Brilliant, one of a kind, and I miss her so much.

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher 7 років тому +89

    She's timeless❤️

  • @gaymichaelis7581
    @gaymichaelis7581 3 роки тому +32

    What a funny lady!!!! She was/is a great woman!!!!

  • @itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427
    @itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427 3 роки тому +53

    "He went to a hemorrhoid examination they found a brain tumor!". I'm gonna try that one on my friend!

  • @yomilalgro
    @yomilalgro 3 роки тому +15

    The late great genius icon and legend, the Queen 👑 Joan sorely missed and beloved by many...I freaking miss her so much 😪😢

  • @vickilindberg6336
    @vickilindberg6336 6 місяців тому +4

    So much energy! She gave everything.

  • @manikdreamer4103
    @manikdreamer4103 2 роки тому +10

    Man, she came out of them doors swingin'!

  • @Zamarae
    @Zamarae 2 роки тому +8

    Lol very funny I never seen Joan’s do a stand up until now. I remember her mostly from being someone who said sassy things about celebrities. She was very witty and wow never heard such fast delivery and yet I caught it all.

  • @johnyzero2000
    @johnyzero2000 3 роки тому +29

    This episode of SNL was one of the funniest ever aired.

    • @kwdrm1
      @kwdrm1 10 місяців тому

      The only person to have hosted both the Tonight Show AND SNL.

    • @kwdrm1
      @kwdrm1 10 місяців тому

      Outside of Steve Martin.

    • @themajordudes8194
      @themajordudes8194 5 місяців тому

      Why did she do two monologues in this episode?

  • @beuxjmusic
    @beuxjmusic 6 років тому +25

    Relentlessly funny.

  • @psykonai2039
    @psykonai2039 5 років тому +29

    We saw the sign "wet floor." He did. Hahahahahaha...

    • @siemniak
      @siemniak 4 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @jas22
      @jas22 26 днів тому

      my mother looked at me, looked at the afterbirth, then declared "TWINS!!!" haha!!!

  • @baronmulberry7847
    @baronmulberry7847 2 роки тому +9

    Had no idea she ever hosted SNL. Though I don't believe she was ever invited back once she relocated to NYC. What madness!!!

    • @joncerda351
      @joncerda351 6 місяців тому +1

      Exactly. The Elizabeth Taylor bit was so funny. "Her blood type is Ragu" LMAO

  • @toddmastrianna1780
    @toddmastrianna1780 4 роки тому +76

    Are there any female (or male) comics out these days even near this funny? If so, who?

    • @user-fj4po1lt1i
      @user-fj4po1lt1i 2 роки тому

      Bill Burr or Rodney Dangerfield

    • @cjb8010
      @cjb8010 2 роки тому +1

      Kathleen Madigan. Miranda. Close.

    • @georgegeorgiev3946
      @georgegeorgiev3946 Рік тому +1

      @@cjb8010 Miranda? You're joking, right?

    • @cjb8010
      @cjb8010 Рік тому

      @@georgegeorgiev3946 have we met?

    • @seven471
      @seven471 Рік тому +1

      No. Not even close.

  • @jolinailocana
    @jolinailocana 5 місяців тому +1

    My idol in stand up comedy and of course her iconic fashion police grilling of stars , still.cant believe shes gone . I miss her

  • @cibertron22
    @cibertron22 6 років тому +30

    I want that energy!

  • @adriancolon8435
    @adriancolon8435 3 роки тому +16

    The funniest woman to EVER live ❤️

  • @chardelraconner7324
    @chardelraconner7324 4 місяці тому +2

    Joan Rivers Did This On Valentine's Day

  • @user-fj4po1lt1i
    @user-fj4po1lt1i 2 роки тому +3

    The Carrie joke lol

  • @chardelraconner7324
    @chardelraconner7324 4 місяці тому +2

    this is valentine's day look

  • @thezmanchar
    @thezmanchar 3 місяці тому +1

    She was a very classy woman. She lived to entertain people, and just make them laugh. I have been watching her speech at the Emmy’s when she was voted as bestTV host. To this day, she still gets me all teary eyed. She was stunning that night.

  • @craigfleshman2715
    @craigfleshman2715 3 роки тому +16

    The funniest woman who ever lived.

  • @helenedmister102
    @helenedmister102 3 роки тому +9

    I miss Joan

  • @alvaromano
    @alvaromano 7 років тому +10

    i miss you Joan

  • @mauricioortizaznar1972
    @mauricioortizaznar1972 Рік тому +3

    She’s great, I miss her so much 🏆🏆🏆🏆❤️

  • @stephenfermoyle4578
    @stephenfermoyle4578 3 роки тому +1

    OY!!! there will never be another one like Joan the best RIP

  • @jasminnemcdonald94A
    @jasminnemcdonald94A Рік тому +1

    Wow! I wish I grew up on comedians like Joan.

  • @melissawright1979
    @melissawright1979 6 років тому +10

    I miss her x

  • @DannyMarschall
    @DannyMarschall 9 років тому +4

    @YoungFrankenstein
    Year an the date of airing is 1983 as it reads in the description.

  • @luvmoon3674
    @luvmoon3674 11 місяців тому +1

    The best opening ever

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 6 років тому +1

    What an OG.

  • @moxiet
    @moxiet 7 місяців тому

    Loved her! Miss her!

  • @jdubz1290
    @jdubz1290 2 роки тому +15

    3:32 they signal her to wrap it up so they can get on with the show. Joan could've kept cracking jokes all night and the crowd would've loved it

    • @TGGaineyProductions
      @TGGaineyProductions 2 роки тому +3

      That would be the stage manager, the late Joe Dicso. He had been there since the beginning and he was on the money with making the show run smoothly and on time, for the most part.

    • @incog99skd11
      @incog99skd11 Місяць тому +1

      Joan had a joke catalog all on cards. She had thousands of jokes she made up. I hope it was saved.

  • @evandanger5443
    @evandanger5443 2 роки тому

    JEEEEEEESUS H CHRIST. How many laughs per minute is that??? How is that even possible?!?!?!

  • @slc2466
    @slc2466 3 роки тому +5

    No way Joan is going to bomb in NYC on SNL- great clip!

  • @thomstephens
    @thomstephens 3 роки тому +2

    Epic!

  • @ImmaculatePatw
    @ImmaculatePatw 10 років тому +17

    I want Joan Rivert to host again!!!

    • @andyavey503
      @andyavey503 9 років тому +17

      never going to happen now.

    • @tonymontana-wd9hv
      @tonymontana-wd9hv 6 років тому +4

      ImmaculatePatw what you gonna do resurrect her

    • @douglaslowe5
      @douglaslowe5 3 роки тому +4

      Unfortunately... there's that small complication now.

    • @haleyhowat7563
      @haleyhowat7563 3 роки тому +3

      well so you see...

  • @Michaelbrennan96
    @Michaelbrennan96 8 років тому +34

    Icon

  • @bencuraza6503
    @bencuraza6503 2 роки тому +1

    LEGENDARY RIP

  • @adale2771
    @adale2771 9 років тому +14

    LMFAO!!!

  • @qqqcalls
    @qqqcalls 2 роки тому +3

    She killed. Her act does not feel dated, not a woman today is even close to her.

  • @brvndxxxn
    @brvndxxxn 11 місяців тому +1

    Genius comedienne

  • @Rb1330
    @Rb1330 5 місяців тому

    To me she was the best. There will never be another. I miss her.

  • @JefJau
    @JefJau 4 роки тому +7

    This is how its done!

  • @glendamijares378
    @glendamijares378 9 років тому +3

    quien por piedad traduciria esto? PORFAVOR :( ELLA ES UNA DIOSA SEGURO ESTO DEBE DAR MUCHA RISA...apiadanse y traduscan :(

  • @bbbeanand2
    @bbbeanand2 6 місяців тому

    SHE WAS THE VERY BEST!!!
    NO ONE WILL EVER COME CLOSE TO THE GREATNESS OF JOAN RIVERS!!!❤️💚🤍😇😇😇

  • @gwtl301
    @gwtl301 6 років тому +1

  • @bobcummings8228
    @bobcummings8228 3 роки тому +2

    a total scream!!! lollllll!!!

  • @rodneycody8746
    @rodneycody8746 Рік тому

    Bottoms up

  • @AB-uv7ne
    @AB-uv7ne 6 років тому +11

    2018! still funny!

  • @user-fb4sb1zi8g
    @user-fb4sb1zi8g 3 роки тому +8

    Love and miss Joan! And SNL when it was funny

  • @harrisonfreund7845
    @harrisonfreund7845 2 місяці тому +1

    They don't make 'em like Joan no more.

  • @YoungFrankenstein
    @YoungFrankenstein 9 років тому

    which year is this?

  • @user-xt4pe1dh5g
    @user-xt4pe1dh5g 4 місяці тому

    What is that type of blouse called?

  • @lizschannel8046
    @lizschannel8046 9 років тому +4

    Rip

  • @Marsdrip
    @Marsdrip 5 днів тому

    this woman semmed special

  • @ivanbuendia6974
    @ivanbuendia6974 Місяць тому

    Carrie had a better time at prom lol😂😂😂😂

  • @aisha237a
    @aisha237a 10 років тому

    NY

  • @cynthialee3228
    @cynthialee3228 5 років тому +8

    Comedienne Xtraodinaire....

  • @justsaybobby
    @justsaybobby 3 роки тому +1

    Hey Apple. I can barely afford ONE of your phones, how am supposed to get FOUR and then strap them to my car!?!

  • @lindafreeplayqueen
    @lindafreeplayqueen 2 роки тому +1

    I can't believe how she insulted Joan on Joan and Melissa Jan knows best. Joan Rivers is an icon and she could've told her she didn't like the shows setting with respect. I agree some people can get so Hollywood they lose touch with reality and become disrespectful. Joan didn't deserve to be treated so harshly by someone she paved the way for. Sarah should be grateful.

  • @totisantiago1
    @totisantiago1 3 роки тому

    as if She is still with us!

  • @MG8181.
    @MG8181. Рік тому

    The last joke he had sh…. For brains 😂😂

  • @vapidcity
    @vapidcity Рік тому +2

    Wow SNL had someone funny on

  • @ReignTracer
    @ReignTracer 6 місяців тому

    I always thought women comedians weren't funny, she proved me wrong

  • @Dank951
    @Dank951 5 місяців тому

    They don’t even show the audience anymore.

  • @georgehenderson7783
    @georgehenderson7783 3 місяці тому

    "And it is wonderful to be back in New York City because it is the greatest city in the whole world"
    It may indeed have been the greatest city in the world back then in the early 80s. Not any more.
    Maybe New York City and New York state will change the way they vote this Nov.

  • @chardelraconner7324
    @chardelraconner7324 4 місяці тому

    allure

  • @johnwhisnant2836
    @johnwhisnant2836 2 роки тому +1

    They went for a colonoscopy and found a brain tumor. She is so funny still.

  • @joemartines3545
    @joemartines3545 2 роки тому +4

    Self-deprecating humour similar to Rodney Dangerfield...

  • @josipmickovic2572
    @josipmickovic2572 5 років тому

    Pa daj 😍

  • @seven471
    @seven471 Рік тому

    I was a sophomore in high school. Compare what we see today with high schoolers and political correctness. Times have turned Orwellian.

  • @ask4theupgrade359
    @ask4theupgrade359 Рік тому

    She calimas she had a good time, but SNL Live never invited her back. Watching “Joan Rivers - FULL TA Interview “ on UA-cam

  • @incog99skd11
    @incog99skd11 Місяць тому

    Too bad comedians cannot be funny anymore. If they are they get slapped. Joan was the best!!

  • @jjpp2216
    @jjpp2216 3 роки тому +10

    In my view, this was her peak. While still clever and funny, by the 2000s she’d become the very thing she’d made fun of. She was no longer the New York girl making fun of the privileged over-primped over-tucked plastic people, she WAS one of them.

    • @johnyzero2000
      @johnyzero2000 3 роки тому +8

      YEt she still made fun of them and herself she was a funny dame till the end.

    • @hiflyer53qwc
      @hiflyer53qwc Рік тому

      Wrong

    • @seven471
      @seven471 Рік тому

      She made fun of herself though.

  • @JBurnsJourno
    @JBurnsJourno 3 роки тому +2

    Comedians these days are so soft and scared to offend people. None of them do it like joan.

  • @bestfriends65565
    @bestfriends65565 3 роки тому

    90000000 oil

  • @EPiche09
    @EPiche09 6 місяців тому

    💀

  • @skankcore808
    @skankcore808 2 роки тому

    Meh!?

  • @floydiandreamscapes5145
    @floydiandreamscapes5145 8 місяців тому

    This was before SNL hired a bunch of high schoolers to do the writing. That $h!t they try tp pass as comedy now is painful to watch.

  • @joeburinskas8672
    @joeburinskas8672 3 роки тому

    Hilarious. For the most part SNL sucked during the 80s.

  • @paulsmith3128
    @paulsmith3128 5 років тому +4

    Such suspiciously large hands.

  • @hp1fen
    @hp1fen 7 років тому +4

    She's so coked up here

    • @bo2720
      @bo2720 6 років тому

      LOVE IT

  • @dovejohnson319
    @dovejohnson319 5 місяців тому +2

    To bad
    Saturday night was funny
    NO POLITICAL SHIT

  • @haranoe
    @haranoe 4 роки тому +1

    Did anyone ever pay to attend all her shows and find she kept rehasing, sometimes not even caring to warm up them a bit, the same old jokes?
    I realize it's different now that The Net can deliver you all the older crap by the tons in one single pack, and it's good not having to rely on the newer shit but, still, if the feeling plunges after the same joke is told a second time, after the third... and it's a fucking show, I mean, can we talk?.. you may be allowed to rehash old stuff for pity humour events like random TV interviews but, woman, when you were promoting yourself in a TV talk show to get people interested in your shows, which were your "real" JOB, is that all you had to give, and all you seemed to care about was a new rag and a new hank of hair? Oh, that, and one more turn of the screw on the face.

  • @Orion227
    @Orion227 6 років тому +6

    It’s sad that women comedians always had to use self-deprecating humour to get a laugh.

    • @dominiktadic7167
      @dominiktadic7167 5 років тому +14

      Always???
      Did you not see any of her other material?

    • @EmeraldKenny
      @EmeraldKenny 5 років тому +14

      To be fair, most comedians use self-deprecating humour.... because it’s funny

    • @62791000
      @62791000 4 роки тому +2

      tf was this commenter talking about? She roasts almost everybody... And that wasn't even the case for other great female comics like Roseanne. AND 'used to'? As if there is this big improvement in comedy now when everyone is too PC, jokes are taken literally and careers are destroyed over the slightest thing

    • @JWH-01
      @JWH-01 3 роки тому

      I guess you are one of the perpetually offended crowd searching for the world is sexist angle this time. You state: "women comedians always had to use self-deprecating humor to get a laugh". Not hardly. Gilda Radner was hilarious without it. It isn't gender specific. John Pinette used self deprecating humor. Food and fat jokes were his main subjects because he was so big.

  • @juzon
    @juzon 2 роки тому

    TRANSGENDER IN THIS VIDEO

  • @ticketyboo2456
    @ticketyboo2456 3 роки тому

    Amy Schumer is funnier

  • @andyemerson3718
    @andyemerson3718 9 місяців тому

    CLASSIC. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stingraytor
    @stingraytor Рік тому

    firecracker