Give Me Hats, or Give Me Death Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker Patch 6.3

In FFXIV there is one issue that unites every player on earth. And that, is the lack of Viera and Hrothgar hat options. Well no more I say!
Today we take our stand!
(This is obvious satire, and the Yoshi P subtitles are fake, just in case sarcasm goes over some peoples heads)
Song from Final Fantasy XIV
Imperial Will-Masayoshi Soken

[@bransonchic678]

Yesss, please let vieras and hrogthars wear hats! I want my bunboi to wear hats !

[@TheOneGreat]

Shouldn't it be 'that objectively *trumps* every other'? 😅