The issue with Boogie is : he is not as smart as he think he is. He is a manipulator and a liar, but not a very clever one. He probably thought nobody would notice. Because he doesn't know the difference, so he thinks nobody else does.
"What did they give him, mushrooms?" "Plain food and water. His body has been wrestling nutrients out of Mountain Dew for so long that it probably thinks it's been poisoned."
Former RE agent here. If his house is worth $480K and he has only $165K owed if he sold it he would make in the area of $280K after taxes, agent commission, etc. That would completely wipe his home debt and forget the $700 CC debt. He could have $280K cash in a few months and move to a nice apartment. He chooses to be poor as he chooses to be fat.
That's why step 1 is always guarantee your home base of operations. Once you own outright free and clear, huge options open up. I inherited my farm and house, pretty sizable, and it's more breathing room than you can imagine realizing from time to time that I'll never have to worry about a place to live, ever, I'll never be homeless, I'll never not have roots. I'll always have a massive 100 acres safety net. But I'm also 'broke'. I make like $40k a year but I'm like a decamillionaire on paper lol. Boogie is broke by HIS standards, because his standards are as inflated as his gut.
And just how 'liquid' are all of those 'Collectible' assets? That stuff is only worth what you can actually sell it for, and don't you almost need to PAY people just to take away those crappy 3/4 size 'retro' Arcade Machine reproductions? I mean, they're just cheap 'mame' emulators running oncheap PC parts, cheap displays, and licensed graphics printed on Cheap materials, using Cheap components! These things do no use 'arcade quality' sitcks/buttons...
@@RobertMorgan That's a huge leg up as most people work their whole lives just to have a house and land.. You're a lucky man but seems you know and appreciate it.
Watching Boogie live in a house full of arcade machines and rubber ducks then bathe with his 100% not sex trafficked girlfriend is the only thing that brings me joy in life.
So when Boogie started his UA-cam career in 2006, she was about 3 years old. Ultimately she's an adult and can date whoever she wants. That said, when the age gap is higher than your age and the guy you're dating is old enough to be your dad, be prepared for people to raise some eyebrows.
There is a "creepiness" formula that goes something like. Age/2 +7. As long as the older person can run the formula and get a lower number than the younger person's age the relationship isn't "creepy". I.e. a 36 year old dating a 26 year old isn't creepy (36/2+7=25) but a 40 year old dating a 26 year old is (40/2+7=27). A 29 year age gap doesn't show up in this system until the younger person is 43...
@slawaboga1433 I wouldn't mind the age gap if the man wasn't a Boogie and the woman wasn't clearly an unstable individual. Swear when Boogie says that he has her ID, it reminds me of another documentary I watched of how pimps and prostitutes worked in Las Vegas. Boogie is legitimately doing all the tactics the ex-prostitute claims what pimps do to control their products(women). Which were trauma-bonding, keeping ID, etc.
If she's actually happy with him and sound-minded enough to make that decision, that's one thing. There's no way for us to know either of those factors one way or another- but personally speaking her overall demeanor in the video seems incredibly... off. Facial expressions, body language, tone of voice- I have a pretty decent ability to read people and she gives off the impression of someone who's trying to put on a brave face while miserable. I could be totally off! She might be the happiest girl in the world. But between that and other subtle things like Bogie's incredibly dark reaction to the 'human trafficking' quip, the fact that he keeps *her* drivers license in *his* wallet- (seriously what the fuck?) I don't think it takes a mentalist to figure out that there's something not quite right about any of this. I think the most likely explanation is that she's trying to get married to him so she can inherit his house and possessions, all of which she could sell for probably at least half a million even after paying off the mortgage and all she's gotta do for that eventual payday is just pretend to be happy with him for a couple more years- and any sort of weird control freak stuff he does like insisting on carrying her ID on his person, she's willing to go along with it with her mind on eventually being rich enough to afford therapy and pretty much anything else she wants to do after he's gone. Again, this might be a complete and utter misread of the situation. Just my two cents and they're not worth much.
@slawaboga1433Glad it worked out for them! The problem still remains with long age gaps is illustrated with your example. Your mom was widowed at 45, that's a long time to be alone.
@@SolarDragon007yeah like he keeps harping on the fact that he could die any day (when literally all he has to do is lose some more weight and I’m sure more than half of the medical problems he has will disappear or be greatly reduced) He’s like “oh yeah I can die any day and I don’t wanna leave her” while simultaneously not doing anything productive to fix the problem.
Know the worst part? Boogie hates anyone who gives him advice. I know EFAP is laughing at the documentary, but no way these guys hate Boogie. Same with Mutahar, same with Augie RFC and Nick DeOrio. They all have they said they aren't trolling Boogie they want to see him get better and live a more fulfilled and longer life. But Boogie calls them all haters while wallowing in his "depression". Mate, you wish you had friends that cared that much. Not everyone does.
"I'm such a shitty swimmer! I deserve to die here! Ah, my hubris!" "Just stand up." "I can't! My childhood sucked! I am doomed to drowning like a loser!" "Do you like... want help, then?" "No! I'm supposed to be the one who can swim! I don't deserve the help! I should die!" "Then die." "Gasp! This negative attention, this trolling of yours, it's despicable! I will gladly be the subject of such bullying if it means someone else won't get harassed!"
Honestly, my favorite part of this doc was whenever we got the reaction from Mike Clum. The dude was clearly questioning whether this was ever a good idea and why he’s doing this.
This EFAP isnt one we typically get, but one that's needed to remind us of some very important life lessons. There's a Boogie2988 in all of us. Do not assume that you will never become this pathetic because we all can. We all just need to make sure the Boogie inside us never breaks free. Stay strong brothers and remember, never go full Boogie. Edit, August 2024: After some new developments in the Boogie saga, I have decided I was wrong in insisting that anyone can be as pathetic as him. This is a one in a kind type of sad and I doubt any of us could reach the lows he has. Still, the essance of my comment stands true, don't be pathetic, on any level.
Watching this only strengthens my resolve to get back to a better condition before I hurt myself. Been working on it for a few years. At first I wanted a pity party, then just got a grip and got on with it.
So decrees our patron saint! Purge the boogie in your circle! Cleanse your mind of the boogies influence! And then brothers, and only then can we live in the light of E;R!
Typically quiet, it's hilarious as hell to hear E;R completely lose it when he finds out about Boogie's barely legal mentally damaged GF. Guy is fucking broken. We just needed her to randomly bring up how Korra is her favorite TV show.
The entire cast was on fire for this one. I had a belly laugh at multiple moments. I think my favorite was saying that Boogie being offered a job would be “his personal 9/11”. Fucking classic.
As a guy struggling with his weight and eating habits - it is 100% the taste that drives you. I suffer from severe depression, anhedonia, and have what most would call low self-esteem. The flavors of the food would sometimes be the ONLY things I would feel for days. It is really hard to reduce or change the small things that make you comfortable - not happy, they NEVER make you happy, they only make you not sad. It's hard to admit the parts of yourself that aren't great, and even harder to admit that YOU are in control of those things you aren't proud of.
For me it wasn't the flavor/taste, but the ASSOCIATIONS of such. It doesn't just taste good, it tastes like that one good time a while back I had this dish the first time with my family on a good day. So now I eat that all the time trying to get that feeling back. THAT'S the scary disordered eating I've had. Also, eating when feeling bad. I'm down 125lbs and going since I realized the stuff that happened to me is not me.
It's really not all that different from drug addiction, it's chemically similar. You do heroin the first time with someone you really like, become codependent with, even after they're gone that 'chase' will continue, even doing evil shit, chasing after that past feeling with associated behavior.
You need to speak for yourself. My mother has a food addiction, and she will literally keep eating something she doesn't enjoy hoping the next bite will taste better. For her, and surely others, it's about pushing away painful feelings by eating any and all food. It doesn't have to taste good, but the worse for you the better.
@@EnsignRedshirtRicky for a man who is "anti-stairs" I'm not sure it's the mileage that's hurting his soles, but the sheer pressure. Like trying to haul a trailer with a motorcycle.
Timestamps 0:00 EFAP Backgrounds: Boogie2988 11:54 The Plans For Today 12:34 Video Starts Here: Intro 18:16 Going Broke 39:35 The Weight 56:09 Finances & Carreer 1:20:20 Qwibgift 1:22:12 Consumerism 1:50:40 Different Kinds Of Consumerism (1) 2:00:50 The Blink 2:01:22 Different Kinds Of Consumerism (2) 2:11:05 The Dogs 2:13:33 Making Ends Meet 2:22:29 Outcasts 2:33:36 Just Words 2:44:10 An Attractive Man (1) 2:54:40 Pink Melty Face 2:56:26 An Attractive Man (2) 2:58:46 Arcade Passion 3:02:02 Medical issues 3:10:00 The Tesla 3:12:12 The Director 3:14:08 Analysis Of The Downfall 3:27:40 Starting Over 3:42:30 One Good Thing 4:00:09 Financial & Health 4:07:18 The Boxing Match 4:15:06 Monthly Bills 4:22:50 Last Ditch Effort 4:49:20 The Aftermath (Second Video Series Start Here) 5:06:26 The Girlfriend (1) 5:08:14 Anxiety 5:11:20 Discrepancies 5:16:05 The Girlfriend (2) 5:34:13 Multi-Media Messages 5:40:56 The Bottom Of The Barrel 5:55:50 The Guests
Regarding Boogie's diagnoses, here's a small breakdown. Directly related to (caused by) morbid obesity: Low testosterone, hypogonadism, sleep apnea, lymphatic blockage, chronic back pain, hypertension, gastric bypass (weight loss surgery), malabsorption, diabetes, varicose veins, lumbar disc degeneration. Indirectly related to obesity: Proteinuria (obesity leads to kidney damage, which in turn leads to proteinuria), vitamin D insufficiency (crappy diet is the common denominator for vitamin insufficiency and obesity). Exacerbated by obesity: Depression, anxiety, asthma Unrelated to obesity: Eczema, allergies, basal cell carcinoma. So... yeah, while losing weight wouldn't be a magical cure-all, it would improve his quality of life drastically while also cutting down on his medical expenses.
Ah I actually wanted to talk to someone about this. I’d actually put the proteinuria as directly related to obesity because obesity causes FSGS. Proteinuria isn’t a diagnosis on its own. However the hypogonadism isn’t related to obesity it all. If anything it’s caused by the pain killer he was taking for his back pain, buprenorphine but that should be unlikely since it’s not that strong. It might be the treatment polycythemia though. The real thing that bothers me though is his narcissistic personality disorder. I don’t know why the general public, or EFAP in this case, pretends to care about people with mental disorders when most don’t understand what they are and prefer to laugh at them as freaks. You’re not a “bad person” when you have a disorder, it’s that you’re incapable of doing the right thing and what we saw throughout this whole 6 hours are the symptoms of the disorder (and a doctor confirming it). The best example is boogie at the end seeking attention so bad that he lets someone else steal the money he would have made just to bask in that attention. All the personality disorders have this kind of nonsensical inflexibility to them, which separates them from normal bad behavior.
@@joumero7493they're not laughing at Boogie because of his disorder and treating him like a freak, they're laughing at him for being an asshole and a dumbass and screwing up every possible chance at his life getting better. His narcissistic behavior doesn't make him exempt from being made of or derided.
@@grandarkfang_1482 You completely missed the point though. His narcissistic behavior *is* his disorder. His diagnosis is straight from the DSM; narcissistic personality disorder, covert type. I mean consider Alzheimer’s. Does it make sense to start laughing at someone with this disease because they started making rude, sexist comments or became belligerent since the inhibition center of their brain no longer works? No you’d feel pity for such a person not scorn. Most famously you have Joker with Joaquin Phoenix where he has to carry around a card in the hopes that people forgive him for his unacceptable behavior. *You* are the person failing to realize that when Joker was laughing at you when you fell down the stairs, it wasn’t because he was an asshole. But your confusion is the point I was making. It seems that the vast majority of the public doesn’t even accept the idea of many DSM disorders and continue to treat these people as if they’re normal functioning. It doesn’t even matter when you literally have some guy in the video (who I presume was a psychiatrist) come out and tell you that he has textbook NPD, and even made a checklist of all the symptoms required to make the diagnosis, you interpret this as just bad behavior. This doesn’t make any sense. Either he has a mental disorder or he doesn’t and he clearly does.
Sleep Apnea is NOT always caused by obesity, and please don't say it is. I'm really skinny, and I suffered with it for years, but never got tested because I thought it was something only fat people had. Lo and behold, I finally got a machine and I feel like a new man.
Oncology nurse here. Polycythemia vera is not “barely manageable” - it’s a chronic, slow growing cancer that is indeed manageable. A lot of patients have it for years and die of something unrelated.
For people who don't revel in their own self-imposed suffering, it makes no sense. Like Moriarty kept asking what's the point? Why? If he was making huge cash for the humiliation it would make sense.
@@RobertMorgan "For people who don't revel in their own self-imposed suffering, it makes no sense." LOL chill out bro. You don't have to BE like Boogie to understand Boogie. Just admit you don't get it. Basically, Boogie just wants love. But he can't get it any other way. He tried being nice, and it worked for a while. But then his mask began to slip. When the public turned on him, he turned on himself. His new strategy is to play the eternal victim. The wounded warrior, struggling uphill in an insane, unfair world. With this mindset, all the hate simply reinforces the delusion - and so does any sympathy he can milk out of it.
"We all look the same in a game shop. It's because we're fuckin' outcasts." No, Boogie. You don't look the same as the rest of these people. You look like four of them smashed together into one person.
I don’t blame fat kids necessarily. A lot of them just have parents who foist terrible eating habits on them. Can you blame a fat kid who never learned to take care of himself?
@@michaelmoore2679 Perhaps not "blame", as it's a pitiable thing to lack self-control through no fault of your own, but at some point it can no longer be an excuse and you must be held accountable. Otherwise, if we say that anyone who is disadvantaged in any perceivable way is exempt from personal responsibility, we end up with a world full of Boogies, or worse.
@@sterlingarcher3619 And you can't get mad at Boogie for living a hedonistic lifestyle with the money he has earned. But you can certainly call him out when he repeatedly does ridiculous (and arguably immoral) things in full view of the internet, then hides behind his mental issues as if it absolves him forever. If he just kept his more questionable behaviours to himself like every other rich weirdo, no one would care.
y'know, I stuggle with weight myself. A struggle that I feel like I'm consistently losing. But seeing this. The way he lives. The Mtn Dew cans everywhere. I suppose I'm not actually doing that bad.
I used to feel bad about the two cans of mountain dew per week I drink, this makes me wanna quit all food and live of sheer nutrition supplements and bland calorie paste so I never get as fat as boogie.
Again, Boogie is like the real life version of The Whale except there is no possibility of redemption or self-reflection. The saddest and most depressing thing about this is that Boogie is a real person and this was his life. If you ever feel bad about things in your life, just be glad you aren't Boogie. Turns out, Boogie really can still inspire people, inspire them to not be him.
Also just reinforces how good things happen to bad people lol. Of course he seems like the person who should be super famous and rich with millions of fans. No one else is as deserving, obviously. Lol.
Mate, I'm no a fat guy. But watching this makes me want to hit the gym ASAP and take care of my body more. I weigh 132. But if I was to drink any form of soda as soon as I got out of bed, forst thing in the morning, I would throw up. What the fuck!
Reminds me of that Copypasta of a guy who got a Suicide Hotline caller to reconsider by telling him about that Borderlands 2 writer who posted all his Ls about getting cucked in his own apartment.
Aside from the awful "girlfriend" situation, the thing that bothers me the most is the laziness of his obvious victimism. He costantly keeps referring to " gamers", "nerds" and "magic players" as some kind of weird rejects, which maybe was the truth 20 years ago in little towns, but it's far from the truth nowadays. He has access to media, he talks to younger people..who is he trying to fool? The target of the documentary are people that play Dnd/videogames/card games/board games etc.. because these are just normal hobbies now. They know you're lying.
I actually starting doing some workouts while watching this. Also reconsidered my diet again, to lost those 20 pounds that are keeping me above 200 pounds.
@@scottski02 Unironically yes. Velma was vulgar, and completely unfunny except for a couple unintentionally funny moments. Those Professor Tosspot readings were vulgar and utterly hilarious.
@@Deadsnake989I don't think I ever truly recovered from laughing at him read aloud the story of a man who's balls were haunted by the Big Foots Pirate ghost.
Boogie's at a weight where he could set a daily limit of 2500 calories/day and still lose weight. 2500 calories is a lot of food when it isn't drowning in oily sauces, butter, and sugar. He literally doesn't even need to exercise. It would help, especially with his heart health, but Az is right that weight loss is mostly diet.
It's also beyond calories in/out, somebody in Boogies condition is so deep into metabolic disorder than he would have to drastically reduce or even eliminate all carbohydrates by ratio of total intake to see much by way of significant body recomposition.
I'd do what I did for me: here is what 2500 calories of MEAT looks like, and it's a MOUNTAIN. Once you understand how to eat, it gets a lot easier. I'm down from 307 to 180 since 2021, solely diet and exercise.
If he had spent like $100K on PR people and a publicist for a bit, actual media prostitutes instead of sex prostitutes, he'd probably be a millionaire with 10 million subs, but no, that would require him to be willing to change.
The reason he probably keeps her ID in his wallet is so she can't go anywhere without asking him first or going with him and since he's fat he probably never wants to go anywhere so she's stuck at home and she can't get a job so she's financially dependent on him
After the recent Saw Movie arc it strikes me that Boogie is a prime candidate for Jigsaws twisted moral lesson. It would probably involve a bacon slicer
Yeah. Also, pretty sure Count Dankula told that story when he was on EFAP. Dankula messaged Frank saying, "Hey, I'm seeing images of Boogie with a gun. Everyone's saying it was pointed at you." And Frank's response was, "Yeah. Lol!"
@@geoffshaw2775 I think he's great at adding insightful commentary without feeling desperate or needing to be heard. His contributions to both Wolf ripping into Cinematic Venom and the tismy Doomer discussion were also very entertaining.
@GamerZoneSpeaking It was quite literally the first time I’ve ever done that and no exaggeration I did it in perfect unison with the exact same emotion and volume
Holy shit, it just hit me that the choir in the background of them walking away from the comedy club is fucking Creep by Radiohead.... the music in this doco is golden
E;R will never be the same ever again On this note, I followed E;R for a while good ol’ twatter and have gotten a few weeby recommendations from him, the ones that stuck with me were Katanagatari and the Zeroth Maria light novels! Read (or watch) them if you want to cleanse your bloodied eyes from the sight of Boogie bathing with his girlfriend! Also hi Rags
@@Fakecake34it’s really good and everybody should watch it. It’s as well written as Monogatari and without the softcore child porn. Good writers have guts to create a character, make you endeared to them, and then kill them off. The writer of Mono/Katanagatari has guts to create a character, make you endear to them, then put your endearment to them under question… and kill them off
@@ImortalZeus13 I meant it more so like I thought it was funny how mauler thought there was a 2nd floor and most Americans would look at that and know it’s a ranch.
There was an argument on EFAP once where they were arguing about bathrooms or something. I wish I could remember the details, but it was a really funny conversation.
@@FringeSpectre Fringy's Australian house has a bathroom that's _just_ the bath and sink, and a toilet room that's _just_ a toilet, where they're both separate. (Which is how Japan does it, and it's OP. Loved having my hygiene stuff and toilet stuff be completely separate rooms.) The argument was that, unlike Japan for some reason, Fringy's toilet doesn't have a built-in washbasin above the toilet, so every time he uses it he has to leave the room and enter the bath room to wash his poo hands. Rags objected strongly to this.
His arrest record said 5'10" 450lbs... I'm 5'9", at my heaviest I was still 143 fuckin pounds lighter, holy shit. He weighed more than me than the weight I lost. My family jokes I killed a person because i lost 125lbs, but if hes over here being 4 people big I didn't lose anyone lol.
Dude I'm the same height as you at 198 and I feel fucking miserable and am losing weight just so I can move comfortably, I don't understand people like boogie and wings, do they not look in a mirror, see a grotesque hunk of flesh and feel the need to lose weight?
Having hovered around 200 lbs at 5'11 due to adverse effects from medication I was on at the time- god that was a miserable experience. I have nothing but respect for how much you've been able to achieve so far, and nothing but confidence that you can continue to lose more weight and reach your long term goals. For me that looked like walking between 5 and 10 miles every day for the better part of a year, plus dieting. An mp3 player and podcasts can be a surprisingly good investment to keep you company on those long walks if you choose to go that route.
Boogie is telling his girlfriend all this stuff about how he can die at any time and getting her all depressed so she does whatever he wants because she'll be in the mindset of thinking she's gotta spend every moment like it's his last. She won't be able to say no to anything because each thing might be his last, in the same way that people would feel bad about denying a kid with terminal leukaemia a trip to disneyland or that one toy they've always wanted
It's the exact same mindset as when one member of an abusive relationship threatens suicide if the other one even considers leaving. Trying to make a person he supposedly loves take on all the responsibility for him staying alive, and threatening her with guilt and trauma if she even thinks about walking away. Incredibly manipulative and evil for sure.
Same here, but I started back when he was still well liked. I've lived with people like Boogie my whole life, I saw right through his facade from the start.
@@Martijn_Steinpatz Luckily it wasn't my immediate family. My mom and dad have their flaws, but they're good natured people. It was a lot of my aunts and uncles, who I had to interact with regularly who were terrible people.
Hey, have we EVER seen a picture of MAULER? What are the chances Mauler is in worse shape than Boogie? Like Brendan Frasier in 'The Whale', and confined to a couch with a laptop balanced on his gut?
@@StreetPreacherr We know he's a long man because his videos are long. If he's long, he can't be fat, otherwise he'll just need to be longer to not be fat. I rest my case. qed
I’ve been on a bodybuilding journey for over 5 years and sometimes I feel like I’m making no progress or I should give up. This video was a reality check. I’ll never stop now, thanks meat aprons.
You're not on a journey, you're on a voyage. Journey implies wistful chance and spontaneity. That is not my exercise. I've set a goal, a time, and a destination, and secured the means of that travel, and set off. I will arrive at my destination. Men should not use journey, because men always have a plan.
His list of things "keeping him alive" were Tramadol, Bupropion, and Sertraline. That first one is a painkiller, and the other two are anti-depressants. He would not die even if he stopped taking all three of them at once.
I used to abuse a lot of tramadol because it does NOT show up in a standard drug test panel, fun fact, they have to specifically test for it. That said, those FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP. It's an alternative to oxycodone and other opiates. He's probably on it for pain, but my assessment is he could stop that probably if he lost weight, then he'd lose the pain. Not being HIGH would be a great place to start recovering for him, all my opinion. But yeah, that was a huge standout from his meds to me, that's a strong painkiller with abuse potential.
@RobertMorgan I used to have an opioid problem too. Never got balls deep into Tramadol specifically but at one point I took it for only three days and still felt withdrawal symptoms when I stopped. Shit's evil.
@RobertMorgan Point is though, stopping is extremely painful yes, but ultimately you'll survive. Alcohol and benzos are the only withdrawals that can flat-out kill you.
I had a prescription for tramadol in Spain after I broke my collar bone. On the flight home I was higher than the plane. I was never getting a repeat prescription or I'd be dead within a month.
It's like when you look at a crackhead and you feel bad for them, then feel bad about feeling bad for them, then you realize they're just completely insane.
For Rags' question on the gallon jugs in Boogies' bedroom; they are distilled water for his sleep apnea machine[C.P.A.P.] (that face mask thing he needs for sleeping or he could die) my dad has one and also has 2 gallon jugs....placed in the exact same spots....
My sister brought a guy home when she was 16 and he was 6 years older than her. Massively overweight and had no money because he was on disability. My family did not take it well.
@@ajsouza3720 depends on the state, a lot of parts of the US still have the age of consent as low as 16 weirdly enough. I'm not sure why they haven't raised them yet.
I'm at the gym right now and had rice with veggies for lunch. I'm going to wash my face and go straight to bed afterwards. I'm getting a haircut this Friday for good measure.
The sad thing about Boogie and wings is that the easiest thing they could do to transform their careers would be to document the journey of fixing their health. The Internet would reward them greatly.
@@StreetPreacherr he's been working really hard, but he's said a few times he just doesn't feel like himself at the size he got to so he doesn't want to put the progress out there until he feels like he has his life back. I hope someday he just shows up to a meetup in great shape and surprises everyone!
The only time I watched Boogie's content regularly was right after he had weight loss surgery and he was documenting his progress. Then he went right back to self sabotaging and that was when I began feeling nothing but contempt for him, and I never watched him again.
@@MegaSpideyman Because he is a narcissist who does whatever he feels like. People like him justify all their bad decisions to themselves and feel no remorse at all.
I haven't been this depressed and entertained simultaneously since Vanilla Sky came out "or you could clap on 3 you fat fuck" is the greatest Rags quote since "Wolf I'll save you"
@@trevorcoyle517 I think that's from one of their streams on Aliens: Colonial Marines. Can't remember when he said it though, but both are very worth watching anyway.
as someone who knew about most of Boogie's stuff up until the start of the doc the girlfriend reveal was like a cartoon piano dropping on me, wtf is wrong with him, I feel so bad for the girl and how Boogie is just using her, what a dirtbag... the only thing I can uhhhh... commend is Boogie not fingering his mum, like some other certain infamous lolcow. E;R's brain bluescreening at the prospect of the girl being with Boogie was funny tho
Its crazy the position of the LolCow podcast. Boogie goes on ReviewTechUSA and gives him the whole weeks content. Keem nukes him and makes him beg. This creates the new content for the week because Boogie messed up. Him being an eejit simultaneously creates and obliterates the content.
After watching JLongbone watch the Doc, I thought to suggest that Mauler and Rags EFAP it, but hesitated. ‘Its much too long, Even for EFAP”, I thought… Never in me wildest did I think that we would get a full EFAP of the Doc.. what a wild ride. ^.-.^ Also, be thankful I scrapped the meme I was working on.. I can only mentally handle drawing so many Boogie/movie Bob pieces… ^.-.^
I went through an over eating phase after a series of panic attacks caused by college stress. I managed to get a good paying factory job and buy a home. But after that i was aimless and did nothing but smoke pot, eat and game on my days off. That was most of my early 20s. Makes this really hard to watch. I wasn't THIS BAD, i paid my bills and had a physically demanding job, but i never want to return to my burnout lifestyle. Worst version of myswlf
Boogy exemplifies a concept I read a lot about the other day, the difference between self-harm behavior and self-destructive behavior. Self harm might be like cutting, it's actual right then and there damage, possibly fatal. Conversely, self-destructive behavior probably won't cause injury or damage, it might not even have any real consequences, but it's things that CAN be harmful eventually. Examples being financial irresponsibly, driving fast, anonymous/paid sex, pushing away friends, loved ones, or help, drug use. I think Boogie has somehow conflated or confabulated self-destruction ideation for self-harm ideation, as if you can like bankrupt or embarrass yourself to death somehow and commit suicide that way.
Thanks for reacting to the documentary EFAP!
Good job on the doc! For a first vid on your channel, it’s great!
Fantastic work! Do you need support with a mental health fund after the whole ordeal?
What did you do to remove the images you have seen from your eyes/brains? Or do the images still haunt you?
Ngl, my favorite parts of the doc were your parts. I hope you can mentally recover from this though. Stay safe out there.
Excellent work sir, thank you for your sacrifice
The "Shaman" just gave him regular white button mushrooms. His "psychedelic experience" is his body reacting to actual food.
Underrated comment lol
The issue with Boogie is : he is not as smart as he think he is. He is a manipulator and a liar, but not a very clever one. He probably thought nobody would notice. Because he doesn't know the difference, so he thinks nobody else does.
That's hilarious 😂
"What did they give him, mushrooms?"
"Plain food and water. His body has been wrestling nutrients out of Mountain Dew for so long that it probably thinks it's been poisoned."
The running gag of "(Insert X) is the only thing that brings joy to Boogie's life" is the only thing that brings joy to my life.
U saying that is the only thing that brings joy to my life
Your comment is the only thing that brings me joy.
Meta humor is the only thing that... meh, you know what I'm gonna say
seeing this going strong after 3 months is the only thing that brings me joy
The gag is Turing complete
“He’s got blood cancer, right?”
…oh boy… how well this question has aged.
Former RE agent here. If his house is worth $480K and he has only $165K owed if he sold it he would make in the area of $280K after taxes, agent commission, etc. That would completely wipe his home debt and forget the $700 CC debt. He could have $280K cash in a few months and move to a nice apartment. He chooses to be poor as he chooses to be fat.
That's why step 1 is always guarantee your home base of operations.
Once you own outright free and clear, huge options open up.
I inherited my farm and house, pretty sizable, and it's more breathing room than you can imagine realizing from time to time that I'll never have to worry about a place to live, ever, I'll never be homeless, I'll never not have roots. I'll always have a massive 100 acres safety net.
But I'm also 'broke'. I make like $40k a year but I'm like a decamillionaire on paper lol.
Boogie is broke by HIS standards, because his standards are as inflated as his gut.
Resident Evil agent? Not sure what that has to do with housing but thats really cool 👍
And just how 'liquid' are all of those 'Collectible' assets? That stuff is only worth what you can actually sell it for, and don't you almost need to PAY people just to take away those crappy 3/4 size 'retro' Arcade Machine reproductions? I mean, they're just cheap 'mame' emulators running oncheap PC parts, cheap displays, and licensed graphics printed on Cheap materials, using Cheap components! These things do no use 'arcade quality' sitcks/buttons...
@@Bigbodybigbeefybody I specialize in derelict mansions with weird layouts.
@@RobertMorgan That's a huge leg up as most people work their whole lives just to have a house and land.. You're a lucky man but seems you know and appreciate it.
Watching EFAPs about Boogie is the only source of joy in my life...
🫂
Hahaha XD
i was thoroughly amused when i saw your first message pop up in the chat ig
Reading you comment while I watch the EFAP about Boogie is the only source of joy in my life...
ETA on part 4 of the Cyberpunk series?
"I don't want to fat shame, but this fool could play the Staypuff Mashmallow Man without a costume."
-Distressed gardening tool
Rolls upon rolls upon rolls! XD
the best part was boogie fatshaming prostitutes that he wanted to bang.
Just as long as he’s topless
"I don't want to fat shame but he was the first choice for The Whale"
kinda rude to call his gf that
Watching Boogie live in a house full of arcade machines and rubber ducks then bathe with his 100% not sex trafficked girlfriend is the only thing that brings me joy in life.
@@Amarenamann I like your Boromir with sunglasses
@@AmarenamannI like it too.
Me Grimlock like all three!
@@doopdoopdopdop7424 underrated reference
And Me Grimlock like Caveman in power armor!
The fact that wings can beat boogie phisically and verbally brings me so much joy
Both are terrible people.
@@Amarenamannnice 👍
Yeah, it's weird when I hear anything about wings i think "man hope things get better for him" and the more i hear about boogie "Jesus what a retard"
@@Amarenamannit ain't rubber duckies but a man has to make do with what he has.
yeah but is it the *only* thing that brings you joy in life?
Boogie: Saying the N-word is the only thing that brings me joy in life.
@awhellnah__
‘The ring is the only thing that brings me joy in life’
2:41:27 @Indigo Gaming in the chat thought of the same remark, haha!
Finally, he's relatable.
Hard Rs are the only thing that brings me joy in life.
t. Boogie.
no no no no no no no
So when Boogie started his UA-cam career in 2006, she was about 3 years old.
Ultimately she's an adult and can date whoever she wants. That said, when the age gap is higher than your age and the guy you're dating is old enough to be your dad, be prepared for people to raise some eyebrows.
All of it I could accept, but bruh the way he got dead-silent when the guy brought up human trafficking lol
There is a "creepiness" formula that goes something like. Age/2 +7. As long as the older person can run the formula and get a lower number than the younger person's age the relationship isn't "creepy". I.e. a 36 year old dating a 26 year old isn't creepy (36/2+7=25) but a 40 year old dating a 26 year old is (40/2+7=27).
A 29 year age gap doesn't show up in this system until the younger person is 43...
@slawaboga1433 I wouldn't mind the age gap if the man wasn't a Boogie and the woman wasn't clearly an unstable individual.
Swear when Boogie says that he has her ID, it reminds me of another documentary I watched of how pimps and prostitutes worked in Las Vegas.
Boogie is legitimately doing all the tactics the ex-prostitute claims what pimps do to control their products(women). Which were trauma-bonding, keeping ID, etc.
If she's actually happy with him and sound-minded enough to make that decision, that's one thing. There's no way for us to know either of those factors one way or another- but personally speaking her overall demeanor in the video seems incredibly... off. Facial expressions, body language, tone of voice- I have a pretty decent ability to read people and she gives off the impression of someone who's trying to put on a brave face while miserable. I could be totally off! She might be the happiest girl in the world. But between that and other subtle things like Bogie's incredibly dark reaction to the 'human trafficking' quip, the fact that he keeps *her* drivers license in *his* wallet- (seriously what the fuck?) I don't think it takes a mentalist to figure out that there's something not quite right about any of this.
I think the most likely explanation is that she's trying to get married to him so she can inherit his house and possessions, all of which she could sell for probably at least half a million even after paying off the mortgage and all she's gotta do for that eventual payday is just pretend to be happy with him for a couple more years- and any sort of weird control freak stuff he does like insisting on carrying her ID on his person, she's willing to go along with it with her mind on eventually being rich enough to afford therapy and pretty much anything else she wants to do after he's gone.
Again, this might be a complete and utter misread of the situation. Just my two cents and they're not worth much.
@slawaboga1433Glad it worked out for them! The problem still remains with long age gaps is illustrated with your example. Your mom was widowed at 45, that's a long time to be alone.
E;R being genuinely concerned about this girl is beyond wholesome. Literally the most he has ever spoken on EFAP
"She doesn't have a father"
Yeah, that checks out. Rags should plan a road trip and go make sure she's safe.
Yeah it was pretty funny. The "nazi" of the group was like :
"What??? Omg the poor girl!"
Yeah it actually makes me kind of angry that Boogie is tormenting her while showing her emotional breakdown to garner more sympathy for himself.
@@SolarDragon007yeah like he keeps harping on the fact that he could die any day (when literally all he has to do is lose some more weight and I’m sure more than half of the medical problems he has will disappear or be greatly reduced)
He’s like “oh yeah I can die any day and I don’t wanna leave her” while simultaneously not doing anything productive to fix the problem.
@@SolarDragon007 My boy knows he can manipulate himself into a pseudo-father position while also f*cking his abused, borderline child, lmao.
Boogies downfall isn’t a train wreck you can’t look away from. It’s more like watching someone pretend to be drowning in a pool that’s 3 feet deep.
But it's like they could easily stand up but you know enough about this person that them actually dying here is an imminent possibility
If he pretends to be drowning alone, it’s fine. Except that he just dragged his girlfriend to drown with him.
Know the worst part? Boogie hates anyone who gives him advice.
I know EFAP is laughing at the documentary, but no way these guys hate Boogie. Same with Mutahar, same with Augie RFC and Nick DeOrio.
They all have they said they aren't trolling Boogie they want to see him get better and live a more fulfilled and longer life.
But Boogie calls them all haters while wallowing in his "depression".
Mate, you wish you had friends that cared that much. Not everyone does.
"I'm such a shitty swimmer! I deserve to die here! Ah, my hubris!"
"Just stand up."
"I can't! My childhood sucked! I am doomed to drowning like a loser!"
"Do you like... want help, then?"
"No! I'm supposed to be the one who can swim! I don't deserve the help! I should die!"
"Then die."
"Gasp! This negative attention, this trolling of yours, it's despicable! I will gladly be the subject of such bullying if it means someone else won't get harassed!"
Boogie would float anyways
Mike Clum needs to complete the trilogy with a documentary on Wings of Redemption and Moviebob
Oh my God _Moviebob_ would age Mike 10 years lol
Honestly, my favorite part of this doc was whenever we got the reaction from Mike Clum. The dude was clearly questioning whether this was ever a good idea and why he’s doing this.
Not DSP?
@@lukeb1663 That was hilarious and a breath of fresh air!
I think bob might be self aware enough to not say his usual wacky takes, at least on camera
Hearing E;R laugh is the only thing that gives me joy in my life.
Easily the hardest he’s ever laughed on stream too, dude was dying at certain points.
How can the leader of the Fourth R;eich be so adorable
I was laughing at his cringing and groans.
"Awww..ahhh...noo...why????"
And when he was like "Omg poor girl!"
E;R vs JayLongBone: Dawn Of Laughter
2:23:15
E;R being in shock, over Boogies GF was great too.
This EFAP isnt one we typically get, but one that's needed to remind us of some very important life lessons. There's a Boogie2988 in all of us. Do not assume that you will never become this pathetic because we all can. We all just need to make sure the Boogie inside us never breaks free. Stay strong brothers and remember, never go full Boogie.
Edit, August 2024: After some new developments in the Boogie saga, I have decided I was wrong in insisting that anyone can be as pathetic as him. This is a one in a kind type of sad and I doubt any of us could reach the lows he has. Still, the essance of my comment stands true, don't be pathetic, on any level.
A mix of circumstance and personal atrophy can bring about degrees of Boogie in all of us for sure.
But what if it's the only thing that brings me joy in life?
Watching this only strengthens my resolve to get back to a better condition before I hurt myself. Been working on it for a few years. At first I wanted a pity party, then just got a grip and got on with it.
All it takes to turn into Boogie is one bad day
So decrees our patron saint! Purge the boogie in your circle! Cleanse your mind of the boogies influence! And then brothers, and only then can we live in the light of E;R!
Typically quiet, it's hilarious as hell to hear E;R completely lose it when he finds out about Boogie's barely legal mentally damaged GF. Guy is fucking broken. We just needed her to randomly bring up how Korra is her favorite TV show.
But her growth and power is so gained through all that training! I mean the only more perfecter character is Mah Rae-SsuuuuUuuueeee!
Timestamp? College does not allow me to watch the whole thing unfortunately
Boogie is so vile even the shadow internet nazi is shocked /s
I think he would die on stream if she said that.
I must have missed the lore but why are people referring to E:R as her??
The entire cast was on fire for this one. I had a belly laugh at multiple moments. I think my favorite was saying that Boogie being offered a job would be “his personal 9/11”. Fucking classic.
Sir, there's been a second meat apron
Sabotaging a job offer is the only joy in his life
The easter egg Mountain dews where my only joy in life
A second application has hit the Boogie.
As a guy struggling with his weight and eating habits - it is 100% the taste that drives you. I suffer from severe depression, anhedonia, and have what most would call low self-esteem. The flavors of the food would sometimes be the ONLY things I would feel for days. It is really hard to reduce or change the small things that make you comfortable - not happy, they NEVER make you happy, they only make you not sad. It's hard to admit the parts of yourself that aren't great, and even harder to admit that YOU are in control of those things you aren't proud of.
For me it wasn't the flavor/taste, but the ASSOCIATIONS of such. It doesn't just taste good, it tastes like that one good time a while back I had this dish the first time with my family on a good day. So now I eat that all the time trying to get that feeling back. THAT'S the scary disordered eating I've had. Also, eating when feeling bad.
I'm down 125lbs and going since I realized the stuff that happened to me is not me.
It's really not all that different from drug addiction, it's chemically similar.
You do heroin the first time with someone you really like, become codependent with, even after they're gone that 'chase' will continue, even doing evil shit, chasing after that past feeling with associated behavior.
You need to speak for yourself. My mother has a food addiction, and she will literally keep eating something she doesn't enjoy hoping the next bite will taste better. For her, and surely others, it's about pushing away painful feelings by eating any and all food. It doesn't have to taste good, but the worse for you the better.
Real
@@akashajones6079nothing you said counters anything from the original comment, you both basically said the same thing.
Seeing E;R suffer is pretty sad, but it's the only thing that brings me joy.
These jokes hang lower than boogie’s gut flab. Unfortunately, they are the only thing that brings me joy in life.
@@lukeb1663Boogie's Meat Curtain*
@@grandarkfang_1482 *apron, very important to get the terminology right
@@lukeb1663 which fucking one.
@@j-starchaserHis apron is a curtain for us good sir
“This EFAP episode is my sole joy in life…”
Boogie's soles are getting pretty worn. He put a **lot** of mileage on them.
@@EnsignRedshirtRicky lol
@@EnsignRedshirtRicky for a man who is "anti-stairs" I'm not sure it's the mileage that's hurting his soles, but the sheer pressure. Like trying to haul a trailer with a motorcycle.
Timestamps
0:00 EFAP Backgrounds: Boogie2988
11:54 The Plans For Today
12:34 Video Starts Here: Intro
18:16 Going Broke
39:35 The Weight
56:09 Finances & Carreer
1:20:20 Qwibgift
1:22:12 Consumerism
1:50:40 Different Kinds Of Consumerism (1)
2:00:50 The Blink
2:01:22 Different Kinds Of Consumerism (2)
2:11:05 The Dogs
2:13:33 Making Ends Meet
2:22:29 Outcasts
2:33:36 Just Words
2:44:10 An Attractive Man (1)
2:54:40 Pink Melty Face
2:56:26 An Attractive Man (2)
2:58:46 Arcade Passion
3:02:02 Medical issues
3:10:00 The Tesla
3:12:12 The Director
3:14:08 Analysis Of The Downfall
3:27:40 Starting Over
3:42:30 One Good Thing
4:00:09 Financial & Health
4:07:18 The Boxing Match
4:15:06 Monthly Bills
4:22:50 Last Ditch Effort
4:49:20 The Aftermath (Second Video Series Start Here)
5:06:26 The Girlfriend (1)
5:08:14 Anxiety
5:11:20 Discrepancies
5:16:05 The Girlfriend (2)
5:34:13 Multi-Media Messages
5:40:56 The Bottom Of The Barrel
5:55:50 The Guests
Thank you for your sacrifice, toxic one
you are a saint, thanks!
not all heroes wear capes
Some hero's don't even need a cape.
30:23 E;R's reaction to Rags's observation about Boogie's nipples.
Boogie saying "Can I get a round of applause" is peak Jeb
Don't forget to water your Boogies with Mountain Dew
There were times when I was listening to Nicholas Deorio speak while I was doing something else, and I genuinely thought it was JLongbone, lmao.
So I'm not the only one who thought so.
They seem to have a very similar laugh.
He legitimately sounds like JLongbone and less-Filipino Weekend Warrior at the same time
@awhellnah__ I gotta check that out. Did she have her friend from the Interview/Vampire on with her?
Same, even on my third watch through, lol.
E;R spoke the most in this than all of the other efaps and im here for it
Watching this efap on repeat is the only thing that gives me joy in life
Regarding Boogie's diagnoses, here's a small breakdown.
Directly related to (caused by) morbid obesity: Low testosterone, hypogonadism, sleep apnea, lymphatic blockage, chronic back pain, hypertension, gastric bypass (weight loss surgery), malabsorption, diabetes, varicose veins, lumbar disc degeneration.
Indirectly related to obesity: Proteinuria (obesity leads to kidney damage, which in turn leads to proteinuria), vitamin D insufficiency (crappy diet is the common denominator for vitamin insufficiency and obesity).
Exacerbated by obesity: Depression, anxiety, asthma
Unrelated to obesity: Eczema, allergies, basal cell carcinoma.
So... yeah, while losing weight wouldn't be a magical cure-all, it would improve his quality of life drastically while also cutting down on his medical expenses.
Ah I actually wanted to talk to someone about this. I’d actually put the proteinuria as directly related to obesity because obesity causes FSGS. Proteinuria isn’t a diagnosis on its own. However the hypogonadism isn’t related to obesity it all. If anything it’s caused by the pain killer he was taking for his back pain, buprenorphine but that should be unlikely since it’s not that strong. It might be the treatment polycythemia though.
The real thing that bothers me though is his narcissistic personality disorder. I don’t know why the general public, or EFAP in this case, pretends to care about people with mental disorders when most don’t understand what they are and prefer to laugh at them as freaks. You’re not a “bad person” when you have a disorder, it’s that you’re incapable of doing the right thing and what we saw throughout this whole 6 hours are the symptoms of the disorder (and a doctor confirming it). The best example is boogie at the end seeking attention so bad that he lets someone else steal the money he would have made just to bask in that attention. All the personality disorders have this kind of nonsensical inflexibility to them, which separates them from normal bad behavior.
@@joumero7493they're not laughing at Boogie because of his disorder and treating him like a freak, they're laughing at him for being an asshole and a dumbass and screwing up every possible chance at his life getting better. His narcissistic behavior doesn't make him exempt from being made of or derided.
Yo, thanks for breaking it down. I was wondering how many of his medical problems were linked to obesity
@@grandarkfang_1482
You completely missed the point though. His narcissistic behavior *is* his disorder. His diagnosis is straight from the DSM; narcissistic personality disorder, covert type. I mean consider Alzheimer’s. Does it make sense to start laughing at someone with this disease because they started making rude, sexist comments or became belligerent since the inhibition center of their brain no longer works? No you’d feel pity for such a person not scorn. Most famously you have Joker with Joaquin Phoenix where he has to carry around a card in the hopes that people forgive him for his unacceptable behavior. *You* are the person failing to realize that when Joker was laughing at you when you fell down the stairs, it wasn’t because he was an asshole.
But your confusion is the point I was making. It seems that the vast majority of the public doesn’t even accept the idea of many DSM disorders and continue to treat these people as if they’re normal functioning. It doesn’t even matter when you literally have some guy in the video (who I presume was a psychiatrist) come out and tell you that he has textbook NPD, and even made a checklist of all the symptoms required to make the diagnosis, you interpret this as just bad behavior. This doesn’t make any sense. Either he has a mental disorder or he doesn’t and he clearly does.
Sleep Apnea is NOT always caused by obesity, and please don't say it is. I'm really skinny, and I suffered with it for years, but never got tested because I thought it was something only fat people had. Lo and behold, I finally got a machine and I feel like a new man.
Oncology nurse here. Polycythemia vera is not “barely manageable” - it’s a chronic, slow growing cancer that is indeed manageable. A lot of patients have it for years and die of something unrelated.
He says he can't afford therapeutic phlebotomy. Couldn't he take a calibrated aspirin dose to lose blood through GI bleeding?
In hindsight, the ensuing “Boogie faked polycythemia vera for money” arc made this fact even more insane
You can feel the glee emanating from Boogie as he describes his terrible life. Because he thrives on the attention it will generate, good and bad.
For people who don't revel in their own self-imposed suffering, it makes no sense. Like Moriarty kept asking what's the point? Why?
If he was making huge cash for the humiliation it would make sense.
@@RobertMorgan "For people who don't revel in their own self-imposed suffering, it makes no sense."
LOL chill out bro. You don't have to BE like Boogie to understand Boogie. Just admit you don't get it.
Basically, Boogie just wants love. But he can't get it any other way. He tried being nice, and it worked for a while. But then his mask began to slip. When the public turned on him, he turned on himself.
His new strategy is to play the eternal victim. The wounded warrior, struggling uphill in an insane, unfair world.
With this mindset, all the hate simply reinforces the delusion - and so does any sympathy he can milk out of it.
Thanks for the Shout out!
Bruh
Shush now, your dying
🤣
Awww, it’s nice that you’re seeing the bright side of things. I’m happy for you all
Is boogie still part of the podcast?
Chad is like a running gag character in a sitcom, that all the characters always refer to casually, but the audience never sees.
Chad is pretty much Maris from Frasier, yeah
Or Columbo’s wife
Like Erica from bojack horseman.
"We all look the same in a game shop. It's because we're fuckin' outcasts."
No, Boogie. You don't look the same as the rest of these people. You look like four of them smashed together into one person.
“We’re fuckin outcasts”
“Im married with 5 children.”
41:16 that noise from E;R and visual will live with me forever. What a time to be alive
One of my all-time favorite EFAP episodes, hands down. Great cast, consistent laughs throughout, I’m not forgetting this one anytime soon.
The best part was that Boogie was able to convince a girl to QUIT the 'sex trade' after she had to suffer through a 'date' with him!
We know the cure, spread the word.
ER "I'll join efap 258"
MauLer "You have chosen... poorly"
@Amarenamann the sound he makes when rags mentions boogies nipples is priceless
Can't wait for the incoming sequel to this joyride
Let's hope haha
It’s live!
@@amusingmoose9924 I've been here since the start! It's great
And we are only halfway there now
This is my comfort video. I’ve watched this about 6 times in full now, and I don’t see that stopping anytime soon. This one was golden.
In the words of Ricky Gervais: No one ever got fat behind their own back, you had a LOT of time to back out of this project.
I don’t blame fat kids necessarily. A lot of them just have parents who foist terrible eating habits on them. Can you blame a fat kid who never learned to take care of himself?
@@michaelmoore2679 Perhaps not "blame", as it's a pitiable thing to lack self-control through no fault of your own, but at some point it can no longer be an excuse and you must be held accountable. Otherwise, if we say that anyone who is disadvantaged in any perceivable way is exempt from personal responsibility, we end up with a world full of Boogies, or worse.
@@sterlingarcher3619 And you can't get mad at Boogie for living a hedonistic lifestyle with the money he has earned. But you can certainly call him out when he repeatedly does ridiculous (and arguably immoral) things in full view of the internet, then hides behind his mental issues as if it absolves him forever. If he just kept his more questionable behaviours to himself like every other rich weirdo, no one would care.
@@Alicorn_”Its not your fault but it is your responsibility.”
@@sterlingarcher3619 blindness isn't as "fixable" as obesity
Poor E;R, he is trying to understand this girl and even his terrible, fucked up mind couldn’t comprehend it.
And that's really saying something considering he's seen all of Steven Universe
@@samwallaceart288 That much Steven Universe has irreversibly damaged his mind.
Yeah the part where he was like " omg poor girl!" I was laughing so hard.
@@samwallaceart288 AND The Legend of Korra
Well that's because E;R is edgy joke fucked up while the girl is actually mentally disturbed fucked up.
Dieting right now, VERY hungry, wanna cheat, so I'm watching this again to fortify my will.
I've watched this around 5 times already. This episode is a blast. It really brings me joy in my life
I’m on number 3 & I still laugh everytime.
y'know, I stuggle with weight myself. A struggle that I feel like I'm consistently losing. But seeing this. The way he lives. The Mtn Dew cans everywhere. I suppose I'm not actually doing that bad.
I feel you man
I used to feel bad about the two cans of mountain dew per week I drink, this makes me wanna quit all food and live of sheer nutrition supplements and bland calorie paste so I never get as fat as boogie.
@@akumasstorytime3910Don't do that. Just don't go overboard. Don't eat too much, exercise regularly, all that.
Sodas are a killer though. I gained 20 lbs over the past month just from one 12oz Coke every day
When I hear boogie say “I never did” I can’t help but think of the episode of SpongeBob where they kept saying “I’m Dirty Dan!” Over and over
I thought of Ned Flanders talking about his ski suit "It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"
He never did that. He never did. He never did.
You can be Dirty Dan, I just want to be Patrick
It reminded me of Eric Estrada's "There he is!" in Cool Cat Saves the Kids
@@dragonforks93 you mean that wasn't a fever dream? Cool cat is *real* ?
Again, Boogie is like the real life version of The Whale except there is no possibility of redemption or self-reflection. The saddest and most depressing thing about this is that Boogie is a real person and this was his life. If you ever feel bad about things in your life, just be glad you aren't Boogie. Turns out, Boogie really can still inspire people, inspire them to not be him.
Also just reinforces how good things happen to bad people lol.
Of course he seems like the person who should be super famous and rich with millions of fans. No one else is as deserving, obviously.
Lol.
Mate, I'm no a fat guy. But watching this makes me want to hit the gym ASAP and take care of my body more.
I weigh 132. But if I was to drink any form of soda as soon as I got out of bed, forst thing in the morning, I would throw up. What the fuck!
He doesn’t inspire people, he disturbs them.
If they made a movie about Boogie but noone knew who he was, the movie would be panned for how unrealistically pathetic the main character is.
Reminds me of that Copypasta of a guy who got a Suicide Hotline caller to reconsider by telling him about that Borderlands 2 writer who posted all his Ls about getting cucked in his own apartment.
E;R's reaction to all of this was so good.
Always nice to see E;R crossing over to EFAP even though he's a quiet guy
Aside from the awful "girlfriend" situation, the thing that bothers me the most is the laziness of his obvious victimism. He costantly keeps referring to " gamers", "nerds" and "magic players" as some kind of weird rejects, which maybe was the truth 20 years ago in little towns, but it's far from the truth nowadays. He has access to media, he talks to younger people..who is he trying to fool? The target of the documentary are people that play Dnd/videogames/card games/board games etc.. because these are just normal hobbies now. They know you're lying.
The emergency Mountain Dew in the spare bathroom sent me to Hell laughing
When I was watching this live I suddenly had a serious compulsion to go to the gym.
I actually starting doing some workouts while watching this. Also reconsidered my diet again, to lost those 20 pounds that are keeping me above 200 pounds.
@hariman7727 I ate a burrito before the stream started, and I later felt disgusted with myself.
Unironically also got the urge to go to the gym, makes me self concious about being the slightest bit pudgy
I abandoned the idea of eating Lunch today and had a nutrion shake instead.
(Will have proper dinner tho)
That's what I did too.
First full EFAP I've caught live and it's more cursed than The Blessed Pipeman reading Chuck Tingle's Gay Erotica.
We need a comparison. Read us a story, Professor!
Are you insinuating that the story about a Gay Unicorn civil war Colonel lover is anything less than literature perfection?
@@MediumRareOpinions Still better than Velma
@@scottski02 Unironically yes. Velma was vulgar, and completely unfunny except for a couple unintentionally funny moments. Those Professor Tosspot readings were vulgar and utterly hilarious.
@@Deadsnake989I don't think I ever truly recovered from laughing at him read aloud the story of a man who's balls were haunted by the Big Foots Pirate ghost.
Boogie's at a weight where he could set a daily limit of 2500 calories/day and still lose weight. 2500 calories is a lot of food when it isn't drowning in oily sauces, butter, and sugar. He literally doesn't even need to exercise. It would help, especially with his heart health, but Az is right that weight loss is mostly diet.
It's also beyond calories in/out, somebody in Boogies condition is so deep into metabolic disorder than he would have to drastically reduce or even eliminate all carbohydrates by ratio of total intake to see much by way of significant body recomposition.
I'd do what I did for me: here is what 2500 calories of MEAT looks like, and it's a MOUNTAIN.
Once you understand how to eat, it gets a lot easier. I'm down from 307 to 180 since 2021, solely diet and exercise.
Every day with E;R content is a good day
Who’ve thought the thing that would make E;R shudder was Boogie
"Nneeehhh... D:" - Shadow person upon receiving the belly nipple revelation
The return of Qwibgift was the callback 2023 needed. It’s one of the few pleasures I get in life
I need to know what this is 😂 … or at least what/when it’s from
This is the most re-watchable EFAP ever made.
It’s the only thing that gives me joy in life.
I feel for his girlfriend the most. She should leave him asap. He’s irredeemable.
Imagine her contacting STDs and wrecking her future cause Steven kept sleeping with prostitutes. Poor girl.
@@dimas3829 She's so damaged she's probably already riddled with STDs.
Its reminding me of Cartman and Heidi from southpark :/
If he had spent like $100K on PR people and a publicist for a bit, actual media prostitutes instead of sex prostitutes, he'd probably be a millionaire with 10 million subs, but no, that would require him to be willing to change.
The reason he probably keeps her ID in his wallet is so she can't go anywhere without asking him first or going with him and since he's fat he probably never wants to go anywhere so she's stuck at home and she can't get a job so she's financially dependent on him
It's incredible coming back to this stream after everything that happened and seeing the monumental levels of foreshadowing all around
I can't believe the EFAP cast decided to delve into boogie2988's gargantuan belly meat
Give me the Boogie meat and give it to me raw
I think you mean meat apron
It’s the only thing that brings them joy in life
Glorious meat curtains
After the recent Saw Movie arc it strikes me that Boogie is a prime candidate for Jigsaws twisted moral lesson.
It would probably involve a bacon slicer
So now we have Boogie’s mindset of shooting the gun being “I’m gonna end him tell my story” while Frank Castle’s was “Yeah lol what a p*ssy.”
Yeah. Also, pretty sure Count Dankula told that story when he was on EFAP. Dankula messaged Frank saying, "Hey, I'm seeing images of Boogie with a gun. Everyone's saying it was pointed at you." And Frank's response was, "Yeah. Lol!"
@@valentinegonsalves7322That’s what I meant we have retelling events from both sides. Would make for a good video highlight tbh
Wait, when did Boogie shoot the Punisher from Marvel?
I love how Rags dunks on Boogie paying for pr0stitutes.
Rags is like 'I don't need to pay men or women to have sex with me, they just want to.'
His voice alone has that effect on people
That is how sex should work, yes.
Yeah. I know from experience that that never happens.
Which is slightly concerning considering he is, as we know, a dog.
Well yeah, I'm a dog too, and that's WHY everyone wants to bang us, everyone loves dogs.
Bark. @@berndberndsen5680
Moriarty is one of the most underrated guests honestly
I missed him greatly during his stint of being absent working on his own stuff. So glad he's been back
@@geoffshaw2775 I think he's great at adding insightful commentary without feeling desperate or needing to be heard. His contributions to both Wolf ripping into Cinematic Venom and the tismy Doomer discussion were also very entertaining.
@@thomasdavidson7732 he's just a highly entertaining fella. Every episode he's on is a delight. Also, his laugh is just so contagious
He's got a sense of wholesomeness while also being able to throw gas on a comedic fire at just the right time
@@thomasdavidson7732 Having him on EFAP is the only thing that brings me joy in life.
Did anyone else exclaim “mountain dew body wash?!”in perfect unison with mauler?
@GamerZoneSpeaking It was quite literally the first time I’ve ever done that and no exaggeration I did it in perfect unison with the exact same emotion and volume
I mouthed "The fuck?" reading your comment before watching, so I guess that counts?
E;R being here for a fresh face to be shocked was amazing, only thing that could be better would be if JLongbone was here too
Holy shit, it just hit me that the choir in the background of them walking away from the comedy club is fucking Creep by Radiohead.... the music in this doco is golden
E;R will never be the same ever again
On this note, I followed E;R for a while good ol’ twatter and have gotten a few weeby recommendations from him, the ones that stuck with me were Katanagatari and the Zeroth Maria light novels! Read (or watch) them if you want to cleanse your bloodied eyes from the sight of Boogie bathing with his girlfriend! Also hi Rags
What do think about katanagatari? I really enjoyed that anime.
@@Fakecake34it’s really good and everybody should watch it. It’s as well written as Monogatari and without the softcore child porn.
Good writers have guts to create a character, make you endeared to them, and then kill them off. The writer of Mono/Katanagatari has guts to create a character, make you endear to them, then put your endearment to them under question… and kill them off
I have heard many good things about Katanagatari, but it's in my backlog...how did this happen...I blame 2020.
"softcore cp" tf 🤦
5:13:23 “Boogie would lie about what fucking t-shirt he’s wearing right now” just aged like fine wine
I love the non-Americans trying to understand an American house.
It was pretty funny. “There must be someone living on the 2nd floor” what 2nd floor?
@@NoonesbusinessI don’t know what you’re complaining about, American houses have second floors sometimes
@@ImortalZeus13 I meant it more so like I thought it was funny how mauler thought there was a 2nd floor and most Americans would look at that and know it’s a ranch.
There was an argument on EFAP once where they were arguing about bathrooms or something. I wish I could remember the details, but it was a really funny conversation.
@@FringeSpectre Fringy's Australian house has a bathroom that's _just_ the bath and sink, and a toilet room that's _just_ a toilet, where they're both separate.
(Which is how Japan does it, and it's OP. Loved having my hygiene stuff and toilet stuff be completely separate rooms.)
The argument was that, unlike Japan for some reason, Fringy's toilet doesn't have a built-in washbasin above the toilet, so every time he uses it he has to leave the room and enter the bath room to wash his poo hands.
Rags objected strongly to this.
His arrest record said 5'10" 450lbs...
I'm 5'9", at my heaviest I was still 143 fuckin pounds lighter, holy shit.
He weighed more than me than the weight I lost. My family jokes I killed a person because i lost 125lbs, but if hes over here being 4 people big I didn't lose anyone lol.
Dude I'm the same height as you at 198 and I feel fucking miserable and am losing weight just so I can move comfortably, I don't understand people like boogie and wings, do they not look in a mirror, see a grotesque hunk of flesh and feel the need to lose weight?
Having hovered around 200 lbs at 5'11 due to adverse effects from medication I was on at the time- god that was a miserable experience. I have nothing but respect for how much you've been able to achieve so far, and nothing but confidence that you can continue to lose more weight and reach your long term goals. For me that looked like walking between 5 and 10 miles every day for the better part of a year, plus dieting. An mp3 player and podcasts can be a surprisingly good investment to keep you company on those long walks if you choose to go that route.
@@Phoenix0F8
200 at 5'11 doesn't sound bad, I weigh 220 at 6'1 and am in average shape
Boogie Fett: " I grew up surrounded by Mountain Dew"
Boogie is telling his girlfriend all this stuff about how he can die at any time and getting her all depressed so she does whatever he wants because she'll be in the mindset of thinking she's gotta spend every moment like it's his last. She won't be able to say no to anything because each thing might be his last, in the same way that people would feel bad about denying a kid with terminal leukaemia a trip to disneyland or that one toy they've always wanted
It's the exact same mindset as when one member of an abusive relationship threatens suicide if the other one even considers leaving. Trying to make a person he supposedly loves take on all the responsibility for him staying alive, and threatening her with guilt and trauma if she even thinks about walking away. Incredibly manipulative and evil for sure.
The more I learn about Boogie, the more I despise him.
Same here, but I started back when he was still well liked. I've lived with people like Boogie my whole life, I saw right through his facade from the start.
@@Deadsnake989 I wish I had, but better late than never I suppose
@@Martijn_Steinpatz To be fair, he put on a pretty good mask. I was just unfortunate to have grown up surrounded by people like him in my family.
@@Deadsnake989 that's very unfortunate, you have my sympathies
@@Martijn_Steinpatz Luckily it wasn't my immediate family. My mom and dad have their flaws, but they're good natured people. It was a lot of my aunts and uncles, who I had to interact with regularly who were terrible people.
Daniel “Wrath of the God Emperor” Keem became my spirit animal in the end there.
This was one hell of a ride. Haven't laughed that much in a while. Definitely an EFAP for the ages.
Yep
This particular EFAP is the only thing that gives me joy in life
Hey, have we EVER seen a picture of MAULER? What are the chances Mauler is in worse shape than Boogie? Like Brendan Frasier in 'The Whale', and confined to a couch with a laptop balanced on his gut?
@@StreetPreacherr I couldn’t really give a damn
I am here for his critique and his friends critiques on media, also they entertain me greatly.
@@StreetPreacherr We know he's a long man because his videos are long. If he's long, he can't be fat, otherwise he'll just need to be longer to not be fat.
I rest my case. qed
@StreetPreacherr There's pics and vids out there of him. He's a big tall lad but no where near that bad at all
3:20:45 Pretty sure that duck is Revolver Ocelot from MGS3. You can tell by the red beret/ascot combo.
53:40 Oh if he's going to beat Polycythemia? Not Polycythemia Vera?
Nice catch
So glad EFAP uploaded, they’re the only thing that brings me joy in life.
I loved it when Mike said, "I'm gonna Klum" and Boogied all over the screen. That was my favorite part.
Truly the only things that bring me joy in life.
Boy. This is 7 months old. Believe it or not, it gets even worse. What an awful human being
It’s insane how much this whole thing has devolved in such a short time frame
I’ve been on a bodybuilding journey for over 5 years and sometimes I feel like I’m making no progress or I should give up. This video was a reality check. I’ll never stop now, thanks meat aprons.
You're not on a journey, you're on a voyage.
Journey implies wistful chance and spontaneity.
That is not my exercise.
I've set a goal, a time, and a destination, and secured the means of that travel, and set off. I will arrive at my destination.
Men should not use journey, because men always have a plan.
Also, I'm down 125lbs since 2021, so voyage on track, hitting all my waypoints. On track to arrive Spring 2024.
@@RobertMorgan that’s great to hear! Keep up the good work! I’ll keep that in mind, a voyage.
Is your bodybuilding journey your only joy in life?
His list of things "keeping him alive" were Tramadol, Bupropion, and Sertraline. That first one is a painkiller, and the other two are anti-depressants. He would not die even if he stopped taking all three of them at once.
I used to abuse a lot of tramadol because it does NOT show up in a standard drug test panel, fun fact, they have to specifically test for it.
That said, those FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP. It's an alternative to oxycodone and other opiates.
He's probably on it for pain, but my assessment is he could stop that probably if he lost weight, then he'd lose the pain. Not being HIGH would be a great place to start recovering for him, all my opinion.
But yeah, that was a huge standout from his meds to me, that's a strong painkiller with abuse potential.
@RobertMorgan I used to have an opioid problem too. Never got balls deep into Tramadol specifically but at one point I took it for only three days and still felt withdrawal symptoms when I stopped. Shit's evil.
@RobertMorgan Point is though, stopping is extremely painful yes, but ultimately you'll survive. Alcohol and benzos are the only withdrawals that can flat-out kill you.
I had a prescription for tramadol in Spain after I broke my collar bone. On the flight home I was higher than the plane. I was never getting a repeat prescription or I'd be dead within a month.
Well that explains why he didn't feel his ankle snap.
It's like when you look at a crackhead and you feel bad for them, then feel bad about feeling bad for them, then you realize they're just completely insane.
For Rags' question on the gallon jugs in Boogies' bedroom; they are distilled water for his sleep apnea machine[C.P.A.P.] (that face mask thing he needs for sleeping or he could die) my dad has one and also has 2 gallon jugs....placed in the exact same spots....
My sister brought a guy home when she was 16 and he was 6 years older than her. Massively overweight and had no money because he was on disability. My family did not take it well.
Isn't that illegal?
@@ajsouza3720 depends on the state, a lot of parts of the US still have the age of consent as low as 16 weirdly enough. I'm not sure why they haven't raised them yet.
@@Phoenix0F8 Just looked this up, looks like the majority of the states are 16. Had no idea this was the case!
This episode is free therapy. I feel better about my life once per five minutes of footage.
No joke I went straight to the gym and studied afterwards after the first efap livestream
I'm at the gym right now and had rice with veggies for lunch. I'm going to wash my face and go straight to bed afterwards.
I'm getting a haircut this Friday for good measure.
Re watching this EFAP is the only thing that brings me joy in life.
Rewatching this for preparation when new Boogie stream comes out in few hours is the only joy in my life!
The sad thing about Boogie and wings is that the easiest thing they could do to transform their careers would be to document the journey of fixing their health. The Internet would reward them greatly.
Yeah, isn't that what AZ is doing?
@@StreetPreacherr he's been working really hard, but he's said a few times he just doesn't feel like himself at the size he got to so he doesn't want to put the progress out there until he feels like he has his life back.
I hope someday he just shows up to a meetup in great shape and surprises everyone!
The only time I watched Boogie's content regularly was right after he had weight loss surgery and he was documenting his progress. Then he went right back to self sabotaging and that was when I began feeling nothing but contempt for him, and I never watched him again.
@@katherine6326Why DID he self-sabotage?
@@MegaSpideyman Because he is a narcissist who does whatever he feels like. People like him justify all their bad decisions to themselves and feel no remorse at all.
I haven't been this depressed and entertained simultaneously since Vanilla Sky came out
"or you could clap on 3 you fat fuck" is the greatest Rags quote since "Wolf I'll save you"
I just got to this part omg lol
It’s so hilarious that wings actually comes off as a super normal person on the podcast and boogie is just unhinged the entire time
Where is “Wolf I’ll save you” from?
@@trevorcoyle517 I think that's from one of their streams on Aliens: Colonial Marines. Can't remember when he said it though, but both are very worth watching anyway.
Rewatching this episode every month is my only joy in life.
3:21 - The rubber duckie is in Revolver Ocelot's gear from MGS3 Snake Eater
as someone who knew about most of Boogie's stuff up until the start of the doc the girlfriend reveal was like a cartoon piano dropping on me, wtf is wrong with him, I feel so bad for the girl and how Boogie is just using her, what a dirtbag...
the only thing I can uhhhh... commend is Boogie not fingering his mum, like some other certain infamous lolcow.
E;R's brain bluescreening at the prospect of the girl being with Boogie was funny tho
Its crazy the position of the LolCow podcast. Boogie goes on ReviewTechUSA and gives him the whole weeks content. Keem nukes him and makes him beg. This creates the new content for the week because Boogie messed up. Him being an eejit simultaneously creates and obliterates the content.
The duality of man...
After watching JLongbone watch the Doc, I thought to suggest that Mauler and Rags EFAP it, but hesitated. ‘Its much too long, Even for EFAP”, I thought… Never in me wildest did I think that we would get a full EFAP of the Doc.. what a wild ride. ^.-.^
Also, be thankful I scrapped the meme I was working on.. I can only mentally handle drawing so many Boogie/movie Bob pieces… ^.-.^
JLongbone reviewed this? Oh man, I have to see that.
@@S4nsshe did indeed ^.-.^
After your long history of drawing horrific creatures for EFAP, boogie is what breaks you?
This fact is the only joy in my life.
@@Sinhsseaxthe Meat Apron, man.. The Meat Apron.. ^.-.^
The fact the creator of the Doc... This is their first video on the channel... I'm almost certain Boogie commissioned this Doc.
hearing ER laugh at 2:23:15 was the highlight of my day
I went through an over eating phase after a series of panic attacks caused by college stress. I managed to get a good paying factory job and buy a home. But after that i was aimless and did nothing but smoke pot, eat and game on my days off. That was most of my early 20s.
Makes this really hard to watch. I wasn't THIS BAD, i paid my bills and had a physically demanding job, but i never want to return to my burnout lifestyle. Worst version of myswlf
This is my third watch through, this is surely the one thing that brings me joy in life
Boogy exemplifies a concept I read a lot about the other day, the difference between self-harm behavior and self-destructive behavior.
Self harm might be like cutting, it's actual right then and there damage, possibly fatal.
Conversely, self-destructive behavior probably won't cause injury or damage, it might not even have any real consequences, but it's things that CAN be harmful eventually. Examples being financial irresponsibly, driving fast, anonymous/paid sex, pushing away friends, loved ones, or help, drug use.
I think Boogie has somehow conflated or confabulated self-destruction ideation for self-harm ideation, as if you can like bankrupt or embarrass yourself to death somehow and commit suicide that way.
“Is a man not entitled to the sweat of their meat flaps?”
-Baggy Blurgins
Good lord