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  • @RossHick
    @RossHick 10 місяців тому +288

    As the dust settles, the somewhat flattened corpse of a half-orc bard rises and begins to shuffle towards a distant mountain top.

    • @yousif-h6i
      @yousif-h6i 10 місяців тому +26

      Nice callback

    • @thequeenofspades
      @thequeenofspades 10 місяців тому +15

      "I ain't hear no bell"

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 9 місяців тому +6

      Oml, NOW I remember that!

    • @lindenhollaway7317
      @lindenhollaway7317 9 місяців тому +8

      I listened to the podcast “Peak Performance” episode (part 3) 2 days after I watched this episode and wondered if I was the only one who had this realization.

  • @TheYorkRose
    @TheYorkRose 10 місяців тому +205

    From the moment Johnny said that preestablished canon was fine, Egbert should have been charging around at 30mph

    • @owenjames8575
      @owenjames8575 9 місяців тому +2

      That's not canon though

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 9 місяців тому +1

      He likes bombs, tie up one of their usual bad guys place a bomb on the ground, a shield on top of that, and then the victim on top of that. Run like Hell. Bom 'voyage.

  • @limegreenelevator
    @limegreenelevator 10 місяців тому +283

    My headcanon regarding the mace is that when everyone is revived, Egbert keeps tapping Merilwen with it for like 2 days until she goes back to wood elf.

    • @zombiedoe3404
      @zombiedoe3404 10 місяців тому +68

      he got her back to elf on hour 17 but the muscle memory took over & had to do it again

    • @zedarkenigma
      @zedarkenigma 10 місяців тому +12

      ​@zombiedoe3404 I fucking love this. Its now my own headcanon

  • @freyjathehealer5559
    @freyjathehealer5559 10 місяців тому +228

    Everyone throwing around terms they learned from Baldur’s Gate is cracking me up. Iconic

    • @GreatZarquon
      @GreatZarquon 10 місяців тому +35

      Yet no one learned from BG3 that you can't stealth when you are out in the open, right next to a person...

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia 10 місяців тому +17

      @@GreatZarquon I still found it very funny that Corazon was allowed to even though I know from using Astarion in combat that sneak attack is actually difficult to do; at least for me.

    • @GreatZarquon
      @GreatZarquon 10 місяців тому +45

      @@SolaScientia he is a swashbuckler rogue, so he can do sneak attack if he is in a 1v1 melee fight... Though he massively abuses it and basically just calls sneak attack for all melee attacks lmao

    • @happyofme
      @happyofme 10 місяців тому +12

      @@SolaScientia You can get sneak attack by attacking an enemy that is adjacent to an ally, which tends to be the easiest way to set your rogue up for extra damage. I hope that helps! :)

    • @ZackC
      @ZackC 10 місяців тому +6

      ⁠@@GreatZarquonBG3 isn’t using the 5e rules verbatim, though, even setting aside the fact that DM interpretations can vary.

  • @kyrothegreatest2749
    @kyrothegreatest2749 10 місяців тому +226

    Prudence is cursed with undeath, so she'll be back in two years. Dob will be a taxidermied zombie. It's gonna be an awkward reunion.

    • @adamire8310
      @adamire8310 10 місяців тому +17

      Prudence’s immortality is very much up in the air, as far as we know they could’ve killed the curse bearer

    • @unculturedswine1961
      @unculturedswine1961 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@adamire8310 I believe Johnny said they did not. That while it MIGHT not come back, he very much hinted that it was still alive and had gone back to where it had come from. If you remember during the fight, they said that it was older than religion when Egbert tried to do a paladin move. I very much doubt that that a bunch of level 8s, killed an ancient entity more powerful than liliana. He did say however that Prudences curse is up in the air as a result of *defeating* it

    • @owenjames8575
      @owenjames8575 10 місяців тому +5

      Dob will walk his corpse up a mountain and fall over again. His curse doesn't revive him, and the taxidermist is dead

    • @Artificer1911
      @Artificer1911 9 місяців тому +4

      Prudence didn't even die there unless the ground is magic and/or silvered

  • @subman23
    @subman23 10 місяців тому +52

    Prudence: I pull out my book of making idioms real and say "man, I really knocked 'em dead"

  • @nseinasylum5554
    @nseinasylum5554 10 місяців тому +102

    I feel like Dob missed a golden opportunity to cast all of his spells at once on one of his closest friends, considering it's cannon that he can.

  • @monarchlaciel3057
    @monarchlaciel3057 10 місяців тому +202

    I'm dying at how BG3 has implanted bonus action shoves into their heads

    • @globalincident694
      @globalincident694 10 місяців тому +11

      It's not even in the official rules. Shoving is very explicitly an attack action, not a bonus action.

    • @alexanderharris5022
      @alexanderharris5022 10 місяців тому +12

      @@globalincident694Some things Bg3 did is better than D&D 5e itself.
      Some are quite silly.

    • @5t3phan
      @5t3phan 9 місяців тому +1

      @@globalincident694 not even an attack action, it replaces one attack on your turn. If you have more than one attack for an attack action, you can push a bunch of times.

    • @dylansalazar8499
      @dylansalazar8499 8 місяців тому +2

      Not to mention only rogues can dash as a bonus action lol

    • @dylansalazar8499
      @dylansalazar8499 8 місяців тому

      As far as I’m aware

  • @Strigulino
    @Strigulino 10 місяців тому +41

    Every single paladin yelling at the screen “you have Lay On Hands my dude, stop wasting your spell slots!!” But that’s our Egbert. 😂

  • @CindyHelms
    @CindyHelms 10 місяців тому +235

    “Does THIS make us nerds?!” When talking about Minis in a DND session!

    • @sebastianwlodarczyk
      @sebastianwlodarczyk 10 місяців тому +20

      A-ah, commercially available minis of their own characters- that makes them freaking winners as far as I'm aware:D

    • @Mistwolfss
      @Mistwolfss 10 місяців тому +5

      I just use a guitar pic. It's unique and fun!

  • @Tabbyclaw
    @Tabbyclaw 10 місяців тому +128

    I would call this the most unexpected result possible, except that it didn't involve The Ancient Dragon Lansseax.

    • @adamire8310
      @adamire8310 10 місяців тому +5

      Just wait until next Christmas challenges…

  • @AchtungBeccaC
    @AchtungBeccaC 10 місяців тому +45

    That ended in the most Oxventure way possible!
    I have to say, Prudence not losing a single hit point until she lost them all was impressive.
    This was hilarious and fun! Thanks! (Also, aside, really ironic that Viva La Dirt League put up a DnD Battle Royale on the same day 😂)

  • @KieranBarnbyAcoustic
    @KieranBarnbyAcoustic 10 місяців тому +280

    Round 1: everyone attacks merilwyn
    Dob: THATS MEAN! Egbert, do it for me!

    • @jaorlowski
      @jaorlowski 10 місяців тому +18

      Dob turned Eggbert into a pokemon.

    • @onionninja5554
      @onionninja5554 10 місяців тому +6

      @@jaorlowskiI love that new Pokémon move Smite and Grenade! 😂

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 2 місяці тому

      Her updated wild shape lets her turn into any animal she's seen. They probably just piled on before she realized she could absolutely turn into a wooly brachiosaur and sweep them all off the edge.

  • @ryadinstormblessed8308
    @ryadinstormblessed8308 10 місяців тому +110

    38:16 "I place my hand gently over his heart, and cast Shatter!"
    Damn, Dob.😂
    Now I've got Egbert in my head singing "Unbreak My Heart"!

    • @BlueGriffin20
      @BlueGriffin20 10 місяців тому +8

      I would have gone with “don’t go breaking my heart.”

    • @ryadinstormblessed8308
      @ryadinstormblessed8308 10 місяців тому +5

      @@BlueGriffin20 Come to think of it, Shatter Me, by Lindsey Stirling /Lizzy Hale would have been good too. Amazing song!

  • @dominicrowley3659
    @dominicrowley3659 10 місяців тому +136

    Crouching Merilwen, Hidden Corazon

    • @demitrischoenwald1436
      @demitrischoenwald1436 10 місяців тому +11

      Technically it's crouching Prudence, hidden Corazon, but I got you

  • @KFPSchnitzelkochTschango
    @KFPSchnitzelkochTschango 10 місяців тому +28

    My headcannon is that in honor of Merilwens cursed end, the sponsoring meatcompany has bought a new machine: Merilwens Meatgrinder

  • @flurglhinge3051
    @flurglhinge3051 10 місяців тому +316

    Dob: refuses to fight his friends
    Egbert: refuses to fight his friends
    Merilwen: refuses to fight her friends
    Corazon: immediately hides
    Prudence: 😈

    • @MrMessyy
      @MrMessyy 10 місяців тому +35

      Merilwen would commit some "true neutral" war crimes

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 10 місяців тому +9

      Prudence sweep!

    • @Nazbaque
      @Nazbaque 10 місяців тому +8

      Merilwen would totally fight Corazon!
      Oh wait you did say "friends"

  • @galghoul3042
    @galghoul3042 10 місяців тому +38

    "Call that an Eldritch Blast? This is an Eldritch Blast!"
    The lesson here is: never try to out-Eldritch Blast the Eldritch Blaster.

  • @davidchristie6003
    @davidchristie6003 10 місяців тому +252

    I think Ellen just had a massive taste of what it is like to be Johnny. She was all set up and potentially the on-paper favourite. She arguably knows the rules the best and druids have lots options. However as we all now know, no best laid character sheet survives contact with the Oxventurers

    • @davidchristie6003
      @davidchristie6003 10 місяців тому +19

      ​@@ramsay2234Honestly I only know about as much about DnD as the Oxventures. To me it looked like from previous adventure achievements she has the best build, except for the occasional Cora-nonsense

    • @bareakon
      @bareakon 10 місяців тому +20

      I think the others considered her the favourite (as did the pre-upload audience vote iirc), which is probably why they all targeted her until she turned invisible.

    • @WorldWearyAngel
      @WorldWearyAngel 10 місяців тому

      Corazon has that cunning will to survive...​@@davidchristie6003

    • @chefbreccia2642
      @chefbreccia2642 10 місяців тому +14

      Indeed, druids have a lot of versatility in a situation like this, and Ellen has proven to be a creative player. She was my pick up until Round One when she was everyone else's pick, too.

    • @KylaOlmo
      @KylaOlmo 10 місяців тому +6

      I kind of skipped most of the intro because it felt unfair 😂 I mean, PVP is PVP, but I did want to see more crazy druidic magic before Merilwen got deleted. Alas!

  • @alexharrison2743
    @alexharrison2743 10 місяців тому +113

    Doctor Two was entirely unappreciated. What an incredible pun

    • @ColonelHazard
      @ColonelHazard 9 місяців тому

      I came looking for this comment in order to second it. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @matt-thorn
    @matt-thorn 10 місяців тому +57

    55:25 The way Eggbert wanted to go... Blown up and tossed over the side of a mountain in his sleep.

  • @catoninetales
    @catoninetales 10 місяців тому +47

    I love Prudence's showboating sooooo much, she instantly became my favorite character. (Previously it was a five-way tie)

  • @bareakon
    @bareakon 10 місяців тому +117

    Clearly everyone considered Merilwen the biggest threat

    • @adamire8310
      @adamire8310 10 місяців тому +26

      Three health bars are no joke

    • @BooGhosty
      @BooGhosty 10 місяців тому +10

      Likely due to the health re-up with wild shapes. Player at our table plays druids almost exclusively, in preparation for the battle royale we're never going to have. 😂

    • @davidioanhedges
      @davidioanhedges 10 місяців тому +3

      The Fathomer can polymorph as well .. and is resistant to most damage and conditions ...

    • @jrgenervik9977
      @jrgenervik9977 10 місяців тому +1

      if corazone hadnt been hidden im sure some hits would be aimed at him. Prudence was left alone a long time aswell

    • @thomasdriggers759
      @thomasdriggers759 10 місяців тому +1

      Not really, she painted an enormous target on her forehead by going on an all out assault on corazon. Druids have so many cc spells, but she basically let her emotions get the better of her.

  • @blakely207
    @blakely207 10 місяців тому +63

    Dobs opening actions gave off BIG Space Buddies energy lol

    • @GriffinWolf
      @GriffinWolf 10 місяців тому +3

      Here I thought his closing moves gave off REAL Space Buddies vibes!!

    • @TheYorkRose
      @TheYorkRose 10 місяців тому +6

      Given the hot dog sponsor I was sad for lack of condiment twins :(

  • @ezshadow3129
    @ezshadow3129 10 місяців тому +87

    I feel like Prudence could have spider climbed back up or summoned a greater demon to fly her back up.

    • @RealGengarTV
      @RealGengarTV 10 місяців тому +5

      Was she out of spell slots for Eldridge blast or is that a cantrip? She might have been able to Eldridge blast both dob and Coroson while falling 🤔

    • @Naelhinn
      @Naelhinn 10 місяців тому +16

      @@RealGengarTVEldritch blast is a cantrip indeed.

    • @tokonunya8301
      @tokonunya8301 10 місяців тому +10

      Where's Chuthulu-Dad when you need him

    • @ChaosDeary
      @ChaosDeary 10 місяців тому +8

      Prudence was never really the quickest thinker in the group

    • @RealGengarTV
      @RealGengarTV 10 місяців тому +4

      She might have hit the ground before it was her turn in the turn order. She kinda accepted her fate once she found out she wouldn't be the last standing

  • @nathancarter8239
    @nathancarter8239 10 місяців тому +9

    Merilwen learning and being unable to use her spells, Prudence learning(eh) the cost of violence, Egbert learning his spells, Dob using an ability he's never needed before and Corazón ending it with a fatal piledrive was just... hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing while I watched in horror.

  • @SirStanleytheStumbler
    @SirStanleytheStumbler 10 місяців тому +319

    Finally Egbert gets to shine. Assuming Mike remembers that Aura exists.
    So first turn, Mike doesn't account for having proficiency in wisdom saves (+3) or his Aura bonus (+4), and tries to apply an ability from the wrong Oath. He absolutely did not do the reading.

    • @EmiCooper1003
      @EmiCooper1003 10 місяців тому

      He might just end up hitting them all with the mace until they turn into animals and keep them as pets again.

    • @RijaMo
      @RijaMo 10 місяців тому +19

      That's a bold assumption lol.

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 10 місяців тому +1

      @@RijaMo we can hope

    • @LiquidAwesomePersonified
      @LiquidAwesomePersonified 10 місяців тому +6

      @@SirStanleytheStumbler what's an "aura" is that a fancy word for "boom"??

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 10 місяців тому +14

      @@LiquidAwesomePersonified La Vache Mauve: "I don't even know and I'm the one giving him it"

  • @cosmic_poet7326
    @cosmic_poet7326 10 місяців тому +23

    As soon as Johnny said 120ft across I just thought „Prudence is going to be able to Eldritch Blast anyone at anytime. This is dangerous.

  • @thunderb2473
    @thunderb2473 10 місяців тому +13

    Dob pulling the Mishima Special on Egbert was hilarious. And the orbital elbow drop was the ending noone saw coming, 10/10 😂

  • @yushaamoreno6125
    @yushaamoreno6125 10 місяців тому +101

    i love how Jane is wrecking everyone in pvp but in the actual quest Merwin is the heavy hitter and prudence is constantly missing her attacks lol

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h 10 місяців тому +14

      Not watched it yet, but I didn't vote for Prudence in the poll because she's weak to Moonbeam being a werebear and all, and EVERYONE can cast Moonbeam.

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia 10 місяців тому +13

      @@Joe90hOh yeah, we never got a Moonbeam from Merilwyn or Egbert.

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h 10 місяців тому +9

      @@SolaScientia No shot any of them actually remember Prudence is technically a shapechanger XD

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia 10 місяців тому +14

      @@Joe90h They all forgot a lot of stuff. I don't think Prudence remembers the werebear stuff unless Johnny makes it part of the adventure. Egbert and Merilwen both didn't use moonbeam.

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 10 місяців тому +8

      normally Prudence has a hit rate of about 20%, in PVP she bought an aimbot apparently

  • @quincebielka8843
    @quincebielka8843 10 місяців тому +13

    Dob: Merilwen doesn't retain her consciousness.
    Also Dob: has been hit by the mace before

  • @torico29a40
    @torico29a40 10 місяців тому +44

    The proud look on Andy's face upon "This is possibly the most underhand thing I've ever seen...."
    Beautiful.

  • @lunaangeleclipse9745
    @lunaangeleclipse9745 10 місяців тому +34

    This episode is an instant classic. What an ending!

  • @thomaslane1547
    @thomaslane1547 10 місяців тому +4

    38:10 Dob has really touched Egbert's heart. Such electricity!

  • @hintonus
    @hintonus 10 місяців тому +83

    Corazon is a scoundrel, but he's OUR scoundrel

  • @dee...
    @dee... 10 місяців тому +26

    The scene where Egbert is gently dumped off the cliff and is enveloped into the clouds below gave Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon bridge jump vibes 😢😂

    • @Solcres_Joa
      @Solcres_Joa 10 місяців тому

      For me it was tekken mountaintop battle vibes

  • @SuperGardenator
    @SuperGardenator 10 місяців тому +18

    Let's face it, we all knew Corazon was most likely going to win, with the completely broken swashbuckler sneak attack.
    I'm also slightly disappointed that Prudence didn't summon a daemon, and that Mike still hasn't/doesn't remember his paladin abilities.

  • @עומרשרייבר-ל4ר
    @עומרשרייבר-ל4ר 10 місяців тому +7

    I love how so many of you suddnely discoverd features that have been on your sheets since episode 1.

  • @iannicol4537
    @iannicol4537 10 місяців тому +8

    That was awesome. I was waiting for Prudence to use "Banish" on herself in free fall to a Dimension of Cute Ultra Big Plushies - return in a minute covered in something soft.

  • @sulli566
    @sulli566 10 місяців тому +7

    Ngl, would very much enjoy this to be a yearly thing. Then they could also always see how their new levelled up abilities impact the fight as they surely level up each year.

  • @albertlofling7310
    @albertlofling7310 10 місяців тому +26

    Oh gods, the unthinkable has happened! Egbert has realized he is a paladin and read the rules!

    • @LuckyLucyHi
      @LuckyLucyHi 10 місяців тому +14

      Just not the rules for his actual character.

    • @albertlofling7310
      @albertlofling7310 10 місяців тому +10

      @@LuckyLucyHi baby steps

    • @transientanus
      @transientanus 3 місяці тому

      Lmfao no he didn't. They've been playing this game for literally seven years and know nothing about it. It's kind of annoying.

    • @albertlofling7310
      @albertlofling7310 3 місяці тому

      @@transientanus how are you this deep into the series if you care about that.
      like a big reason for a solid chunk of episodes ending the way they do is due to time and they make several impossible moves like on the daily.

    • @transientanus
      @transientanus 3 місяці тому

      @@albertlofling7310 This randomly popped up in my feed, kid.

  • @gregwynn3975
    @gregwynn3975 10 місяців тому +29

    HES READING THE BOOK!!! this changes everything!!!

  • @MrMessyy
    @MrMessyy 10 місяців тому +161

    Egbert could totally win this! Except for Mike's allergy to the D&D player's guide

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 10 місяців тому +21

      Ya his aura hard counters two of them at least.

    • @nowhereman6360
      @nowhereman6360 10 місяців тому +4

      @@SirStanleytheStumbler Good thing his intel. and deity counter his OP powers. ;)

    • @rorybryant3282
      @rorybryant3282 10 місяців тому +1

      What's funny is he actually used his player's guide. And he still died.

    • @cttommy73
      @cttommy73 9 місяців тому +1

      @@rorybryant3282 Nah, he barely glanced at it, hence why he got his oath wrong. In fact, Mike doesn't even glance at what abilities he has, hence why he forgot he had moonbeam for, I think, close to a year or so.
      In fact, I think he is the only player of the team that does not look at anything at all and just play it by ear.

    • @KuittheGeek
      @KuittheGeek 9 місяців тому

      @@cttommy73 He's really just a fighter at heart. The paladin stuff is just flair. He's playing Old School D&D.

  • @RecurringRob
    @RecurringRob 10 місяців тому +51

    I felt outraged on poor Merilwen’s behalf! That was a fun (and chaotic) one off! If we’re being honest though, Prudence bodied most of that.
    She barely moved off the starting platform! 😂

  • @Michael_Lindell
    @Michael_Lindell 10 місяців тому +48

    Who would win; one horse-sized Dob or 100 Dob-sized horses?

    • @nahuelmat
      @nahuelmat 10 місяців тому +7

      There's a bit of asymmetry there lol imagine 100 dob sized horses charging you

    • @tyredsauce
      @tyredsauce 10 місяців тому +2

      @@nahuelmat That's the same feeling as 1 horse sized Dob running at you

    • @zombiedoe3404
      @zombiedoe3404 10 місяців тому +3

      lemme tell you a baby horse on its own is already a force to be reckoned with

    • @tarekmoneimsaid
      @tarekmoneimsaid 10 місяців тому +5

      Definitely 100 dob-sized horses, he's a huge orc, the difference is negligible in this scenario

  • @Cheekyos65
    @Cheekyos65 10 місяців тому +52

    Can't believe no-one remembered the lore of dob cause he technically won, cause when he dies he comes back alive as an undead and has to walk up a mountain to a destroyed cabin and also the fish inside him would still be legal. God dob lore is so random

    • @Bluessoulphoenix
      @Bluessoulphoenix 10 місяців тому

      OMG I forgot about this!!

    • @nihkhdtigerson1599
      @nihkhdtigerson1599 10 місяців тому +9

      Also would Corazon feather fall do enough damage on landing to even take 1 point of damage off.
      Prudence also had many outs on her way down though must have been too shocked to work them out. x:x

    • @LordPizzaGamer
      @LordPizzaGamer 10 місяців тому +1

      I think the implication was Corazon did feather fall too early and so it wore off before he landed because he died too.​@@nihkhdtigerson1599

    • @LegendaryTalesandTrails
      @LegendaryTalesandTrails 10 місяців тому +2

      Even feather fall lasts a minute. Technically Corazon wouldn’t even die. Heck with feather fall he also had plenty of time to drive his saber on the mountain side and hang on. I think they kinda wanted to go they all die route.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 9 місяців тому

      They kinda all forgot that Egbert got explodinated due to his bombs, and declared the ground to be explosive. 🧨

  • @ryanharris5714
    @ryanharris5714 10 місяців тому +9

    Corazon O Corazon, look to the Horazon, there you will see his flying elbow drop.

  • @jdudley131
    @jdudley131 10 місяців тому +38

    Gasp! Mike read the player's handbook

    • @andreroy6320
      @andreroy6320 10 місяців тому +2

      I know! That's the bit that cracked me up the most.

    • @redbeard5939
      @redbeard5939 10 місяців тому +24

      Poorly! Mike read the player's handbook poorly

    • @mischa7406
      @mischa7406 10 місяців тому +12

      He read the wrong page, but it's the effort that counts

    • @dee...
      @dee... 10 місяців тому +6

      Mike embodies Egbert's -1 wisdom so well 😂

  • @SN0WWISS
    @SN0WWISS 10 місяців тому +22

    We need to see this animated at "in Geth" speed. It would be pure chaos.

    • @ellbent
      @ellbent 10 місяців тому +7

      Memes of Corazon elbow dropping a half-dead Dob

  • @lucieellis3149
    @lucieellis3149 10 місяців тому +9

    This is a combat session but Jane is still here for the RP and i love her for it
    Bit makes sense considering Purdence has probably been semi dreaming about something like this for a while

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 9 місяців тому

      Girl‘s got practice in dropping her teammates. 👍

  • @Sirfinchyyy
    @Sirfinchyyy 10 місяців тому +31

    Oh no Mike is reading the rules! Everyone run away😮
    Ok, its fine i guess.

  • @paulrawn9093
    @paulrawn9093 10 місяців тому +128

    They always forget Corazon's greatest weapon is his brain.

    • @dee...
      @dee... 10 місяців тому +34

      If he was really using his brain he would have gotten the grease out and slid everyone off the mountain 😂

    • @aegresen
      @aegresen 10 місяців тому +5

      @@dee... OMG that would've been truly evil!

    • @davidkatz6197
      @davidkatz6197 10 місяців тому +11

      I always thought it was Johnny's uncanny inability to tell Andy "no".

    • @davidioanhedges
      @davidioanhedges 10 місяців тому +5

      Andy just decided to win .... and Johnny let him

    • @cttommy73
      @cttommy73 9 місяців тому

      @@davidkatz6197 To be fair, yeah, it is that. But it's funnier. Besides, Andy's build is the best or second best at pvp. He's one of the main damage dealer and best thing is, he has great luck. Look at Mike, his dice rolls is usually really bad. Even in this, it's bad.

  • @christophersteeves9435
    @christophersteeves9435 10 місяців тому +2

    The part where Luke says my 4 orc hearts are exposed, and it cuts to Johnny with this 50yard stare where they are just trying to think about 4 hearts in an orc. Maybe they were thinking of space marines!

  • @Torthrodhel
    @Torthrodhel 10 місяців тому +13

    Hey, I the rogue have cunning action!
    Okay, then I've got cunning action!
    I too have cunning action!
    Everyone gets cunning action! :P

    • @goofyfurball7311
      @goofyfurball7311 10 місяців тому +2

      I would agree, but then, they also let the hide action work in a featureless arena and act like greater invisibility

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 10 місяців тому +2

      @@goofyfurball7311 it's a fudge for sure, but I don't think "hide" necessarily has to mean ducking behind cover. It could mean something as simple as moving around in such a way as to cause opponents to underestimate you, effectively (even if not actually) blinding them to your position. The whole ruleset necessarily must be a bit fudgey in the first place or else it'd never cover all the situations it does with the kind of accessibility it has. Eh, I think for a game as unstrict a vibe as this one, that it's a fair compromise. Forgetting that cunning action's rogue-specific, however, is a bit more mistake than compromise, I think. Don't think that'd be deliberate, if they'd caught it. :)
      Not a complaint either way, just something I spotted and felt like saying.

  • @Rob00122
    @Rob00122 10 місяців тому +29

    That was brilliant, Andy's plan was fantastic

  • @adiemuller5422
    @adiemuller5422 10 місяців тому +4

    That was actually the perfect ending - hilarious xD

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 10 місяців тому +5

    My favourite part of this was Prudence playing to the camera, what a pro

  • @malcolmduncan
    @malcolmduncan 10 місяців тому +14

    Absolute peak oxventure chaos. I love it.

  • @CVL13
    @CVL13 10 місяців тому +3

    "I wanna get this Fathomer off" made me do a full spit-take. I'm apparently still 13 years old.

  • @Medaumplay3
    @Medaumplay3 10 місяців тому +45

    I still believe merilwen would've won this if she hadn't been focused by literally all 4 other oxventurers. This is outrageous.

    • @PanEtRosa
      @PanEtRosa 10 місяців тому +12

      that's exactly why they all went for her first. smart of them but damnit 🥺

    • @Medaumplay3
      @Medaumplay3 10 місяців тому +15

      ​@@PanEtRosa yeah, although I couldn't predict that the ultimate way they defeated her was stopping her from playing a druid

    • @adamire8310
      @adamire8310 9 місяців тому +2

      She didn’t do herself any favors by getting tunnel visioned on Corazon. She just couldn’t let that first sneak attack go

    • @TheUnstableThinker
      @TheUnstableThinker 5 місяців тому +2

      @@adamire8310 The problem with Corazon is that due to Johnny letting him get away with BS stats and things he shouldn't have, he's basically unkillable. Merilwen had the most chance out of anyone, but the gang-up on her was just plain unfair because Andy isn't allowed to lose because he's the boss or something.

    • @johnspence234
      @johnspence234 4 місяці тому

      ​@adamire8310
      Yeah, it's understandable, but Dob was offering an alliance, and she chose to attack him. Fair enough, it's a deathmatch, but it put her immediately in a 2v1 even before Egbert got involved.
      Obviously she couldn't have predicted the Mace proccing at the worst possible time, though, which made it even worse, and it's easier to critique strategy when you're not in the moment.

  • @arsdiona
    @arsdiona 10 місяців тому +7

    "tubular pig-solid in a prison of wheat" is such a good callback

  • @M0USEP0TAT0
    @M0USEP0TAT0 10 місяців тому +5

    Jane went so easy on everyone, didn't even summon a giant duck!

  • @sebastianwlodarczyk
    @sebastianwlodarczyk 10 місяців тому +22

    No spoilers, but the ending is absolutely epic:D
    More spoilery bit below:
    It's a real shame we haven't seen Merilwen going full Neutral, I feel like, given the chance, Ellen would kicked their butts... Kudos to her adapting on a dime to the role of Fathomer though!

  • @sufjams
    @sufjams 10 місяців тому +3

    I just wanna say, you guys are great. I appreciate everyone so much! I found the main channels during lockdown and the content helped during a difficult time. I'd say your vibes in general made me want to come out of that period a better and kinder person. I think a lot of people didn't so thank you!
    In regards to TTRPGs, I love the weirdo characters you've made! And seeing everyone grow as role players has been fun too. Mike went from someone who barely knew how to play one game to my favorite actor/player in another. Andy was a natural story teller running Deadlands and his characters are iconic. Also to everyone who DM'd, even one shots, I appreciate you because that's hard. It's hard enough for friends and I can't imagine how hard it is for tens of thousands of viewers. Freaking Luke even wrote a TTRPG, the hell? (I have the book, read it, and will play it one day. An F-Zero RPG with wrestling flavor is custom tailored to me.)
    And I don't want to leave anyone out because the equation is perfect! Jane keeps the podcast going which I'm sure is a ton of work. She made a map! I know she'll kill it when she finds the right game for her to run. Ellen will be great too, she's been the catalyst for some of the best moments of each game and everyone just loves seeing her play. Excited to see her find her moment to tell a story as well. And Johnny? They're the reason we're all here! I knew any episode with Kasimir or Zombie Gold Rush Grandpa was gonna be great because they just play to the group and story so well. Loved their Dwarven and Tabaxi characters!
    Just THANK YOU! For everything you do. You guys all deserve to be billionaire UA-camrs like Jane. I hope you find tons of success. I'll donate more when I can to help that goal.

    • @Tytan626
      @Tytan626 10 місяців тому

      Ellen DMed the tea time adventure one shot

  • @FCGroningen1987
    @FCGroningen1987 10 місяців тому +25

    I see Dob winning this as he just has to go full "don't be a Dob".

    • @ARMadillo84
      @ARMadillo84 10 місяців тому +1

      Dob could still be a Dob, but just summon the skeletons

  • @Tickerbee
    @Tickerbee 10 місяців тому +16

    My money is on:
    5th: Egbert. Has high melee damage and the ability to close the distance with Misty Step, but since Mike is playing him he's going to favour riskier and funnier strategies like his bombs and using improvised weapons, the advantage of this strategy is that the others are going to underestimate him so he might be able to score at least one kill.
    4th: Dob. Lower melee damage and limited spell range, but in a duel with Egbert, Dob might have an edge with his esoteric spell usage.
    3rd: Merilwen. Strong damage across the board, decent mobility and a wide range of spells, but I suspect Wild Shape is going to make her one of the biggest targets because of the obviousness of how powerful she is. If the others underestimate her I could easily see Merilwen scoring the win.
    2nd: Prudence. rudence has the highest damage potential and will most likely start out extremely aggressive. Like Merilwein, she needs to make sure she doesn't draw too much attention but if given the opportunity to cook, Hunger of Hadar and Summon Greater Demon and similar combined with the long range of Agonizing Blast + Eldritch Spear might give her the win.
    1st: Corazon. Being a Rogue, numbers alone with Sneak Attack damage and his many ways of mitigating incoming attacks give him a massive edge. Since it's Corazon, my reckoning is that he'll remain hidden at the start of the fight and then move into a one on one duel towards the end. Corazon likes to favour showy performances so this risk might lose him the win if he doesn't play it safe early on.

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 10 місяців тому +9

      If Egbert actually reads his character sheet he resists spell damage. So Mike actually reading is an X factor to consider.

    • @Tickerbee
      @Tickerbee 10 місяців тому +7

      Of all of them, Egbert is the biggest wild card for sure. If he reads his sheet I would maybe put him above Dob and possibly Merilwen.

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Tickerbee ya Corazon is the damage threat for sure.

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Tickerbee also Corazon has a shortbow he never uses as Ellen pointed out in the body swap episode.

    • @Tickerbee
      @Tickerbee 10 місяців тому +2

      This is true, but I don't think he'd use it. Not even because Andy would forget, but because it's not on-theme for a Swaahbuckler.

  • @adting2241
    @adting2241 10 місяців тому +2

    Ha! I instantaneously knew Corazon would use feather fall! How did they not guess that?? Since when has he played not to his advantage hahaha

  • @Tyr_Magnus
    @Tyr_Magnus 10 місяців тому +2

    Kind of glorious seeing all the characters feel the annoyance and frustration that Johnny has felt for years. 😁😂

  • @ceunkun5931
    @ceunkun5931 10 місяців тому +6

    Yeah, Merilwyn might had chance to win this if She accept an alliance from Dob & Corazon but She had to much pride in it and keep focusing on Corazon, if She agreed and should do just like Dob said, Dob (while controling Egbert) and Corazon will change and focus their attacks on Prudence instead.

  • @paperip1996
    @paperip1996 10 місяців тому +2

    Listening to the podcast uploads of the old episodes at work. Tower Rangers Part 1:
    Dob: If Eggbert is dead we need recover the body to bury him in accordance with the wishes of Vache Mauve.
    Corazon: Throw him off a cliff?

  • @bwilhelm8232
    @bwilhelm8232 10 місяців тому +5

    *Immediately goes to the comments to see if anyone else points out that Merilwyn shouldn’t have been able to dash out of the Hunger of Hadar because bonus action dash is only a rogues thing*

    • @ColonelHazard
      @ColonelHazard 9 місяців тому

      Johnny let multiple non-rogues get away with dash as a bonus action in this game. Between that and the BG3 shove, bonus actions are a bit unhinged now.
      But when have the Oxventurers ever cared about the rules, really? It's not what makes them entertaining (though my inner rules lawyer would be equally entertained by watching them have to abide by all the rules for once).

  • @BadAtPickingUsernames
    @BadAtPickingUsernames 10 місяців тому +8

    Completely unrelated: I just watched Andy’s Senu clip and years later it is still one of my favourite bits on any of your channels. “I can see people!!?!”. He should play the part again in a one off oxventure episode. “Bayek, I’m freakin out!”

    • @Advent04Children
      @Advent04Children 10 місяців тому

      Any chance you remember which video of theirs that was from? I've been looking for days.

    • @BadAtPickingUsernames
      @BadAtPickingUsernames 10 місяців тому

      @@Advent04Children I saw it on “Show of the weekend: best bits of 2018”.

    • @kaushtubhchauhan
      @kaushtubhchauhan 10 місяців тому

      ​@@BadAtPickingUsernamesit's up there alongside That elevator bit

  • @lonewolf4215
    @lonewolf4215 10 місяців тому +17

    Mike reads book, all characters die of shock

  • @RotimerJinsingtee
    @RotimerJinsingtee 10 місяців тому +1

    48:51 Jane's "The forbidden spell slot" at the end of this exchange deserved more recognition

  • @AHDBification
    @AHDBification 10 місяців тому +12

    It's kinda sweet how hurt they were! I guess it's weird to play a wholesome dnd group for so long and then turn around and kill them.

  • @davidmorris6707
    @davidmorris6707 10 місяців тому +6

    Time to paint some minis and watch this!

  • @imdadirtydan
    @imdadirtydan 10 місяців тому +11

    I don't think Corazon could've possibly died given feather fall lasts a minute at 60ft per second on an 80 foot mountain lol

    • @LegendaryTalesandTrails
      @LegendaryTalesandTrails 10 місяців тому +1

      I think the idea is Corazon wanted to die, after winning ofcourse but he wanted to die. That’s why he doesn’t even try to grab something to hang on.

    • @imdadirtydan
      @imdadirtydan 10 місяців тому +1

      Oh I realize he wanted to, he just wouldn't have@@LegendaryTalesandTrails

  • @SolaScientia
    @SolaScientia 10 місяців тому +12

    I lost it at Prudence's eyes going wide at Corazon's 20 damage to Merilwen. I was not expecting Dob straight out of the gate with Crown of Madness on Egbert. I'm starting to think, being just barely into the fight, that they maybe do know their characters well. ...I spoke too soon as soon as Mike interrupted with how he's reading it for the first time. Never mind about them knowing their characters all that well. I swore when Egbert rolled 6 on Merilwen. The imagery this one is creating is perfect. I love imagining them all spotting Corazon attempting to hide. I love everyone knowing the mechanics better just because of BG3. "Please, get wrecked" I love that line.
    Oh dang, I did not expect Merilwen to get taken out like that. Wow.
    I hadn't realized that no one damaged Prudence at all. I also love them all suddenly hiding how many hit points they have left.
    Corazon's speech had me wheezing. Then a murder-suicide attempt except Corazon betrays them is absolutely the most in-character thing for him and also seriously underhanded. I love it.
    Oh man, I did not expect that from Dob. This was an absolute blast.

  • @SpydrXIII
    @SpydrXIII 10 місяців тому +1

    0:54 tubular pig solid in a prison of wheat.

  • @jacobsarvis
    @jacobsarvis 10 місяців тому +2

    This should be annual if the party has leveled up substantially.

  • @martinfoote8224
    @martinfoote8224 10 місяців тому +19

    Being able to summon a demon has to help- unless it's another duck i guess

    • @causewhynot6485
      @causewhynot6485 10 місяців тому +7

      She really could have used it at the end of the fight like specifically the giant duck

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 10 місяців тому

      I was hoping that's what she was doing when she walked over to the fathomer's corpse, since she'd need freshly-killed-humanoid blood.

  • @shannonbennetts
    @shannonbennetts 10 місяців тому +9

    Ooof really tough call, but those wild shape hit points not effecting your main hp is nothing to sniff at.

  • @FlamingoSandwich
    @FlamingoSandwich 10 місяців тому +14

    Did the Fathomer pop out of thin air or a thick bear?

  • @anariel_peredhil91
    @anariel_peredhil91 10 місяців тому +1

    I was almost screaming at the falling Prudence! Reach for the Mountainwall and use Spiderclimb! xD

  • @keyblademasterkatsu7839
    @keyblademasterkatsu7839 10 місяців тому +15

    Mexico selects Egbert as its champion

  • @BENch_Gaming44444
    @BENch_Gaming44444 10 місяців тому +8

    Egbert finally uses his Paladin powers!

  • @gamepassghost
    @gamepassghost 10 місяців тому +1

    It makes perfect sense Dob and Corazon went in on a protective pact. If they pass away how will their scrying orbcast about DCOMs continue? That is of course, the fairly popular Dunwich Channel Of Meats serials. Such gems as you lucky dog, and horse sense; both huge in the druid community. 😂

  • @neolexiousneolexian6079
    @neolexiousneolexian6079 9 місяців тому

    The various cliff-shovings and yeetings in this episode just show that over a long enough timescale, all games regress to Gang Beasts.

  • @lespaulpanhead025
    @lespaulpanhead025 10 місяців тому +20

    Where’s Corazon gone? He’s Cora-Gone!

    • @Survivingbutbadly
      @Survivingbutbadly 10 місяців тому +1

      That’s such a bad play on words in right up my street well played sir

    • @dee...
      @dee... 10 місяців тому +2

      We should have known that Corazon would win. It's written in his name: Cora-won!

  • @NecroGrin
    @NecroGrin 10 місяців тому +2

    I was waiting for Prudence to angle herself back toward the mountain while falling and use Spider Climb to cling to the rock and scramble up to the top. Totally could have won it! Oh well. Gratz Corazon! And also JUSTICE FOR MERILWEN!

  • @thebpphantom
    @thebpphantom 10 місяців тому +1

    I always have a great time, but am always reminded that Corazon is using a newer subclass than the rest, and he's multi-classed into rogue twice so... /shrug/ Still, love to see these dorks have fun :)

  • @AngelVids7
    @AngelVids7 10 місяців тому

    Best…episode…ever! I can’t believe that ending LOL

  • @orbitalcobra2566
    @orbitalcobra2566 10 місяців тому +20

    Man Merylwin was my bet to win. That was unfortunate.

    • @toymachine2328
      @toymachine2328 10 місяців тому

      Everyone else's bet to win, too, that's why she was the first target.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 9 місяців тому

      I was kinda hoping for Egbert and his dumb luck… ^^

  • @orthusgames9888
    @orthusgames9888 10 місяців тому +22

    Honestly that was the perfect ending. Corazon pulling a total dick move just to have dob anti it and finished with a crazy ass elbow drop and a draw.
    I think that almost perfectly describes this party to a "T"

  • @Violinoknight
    @Violinoknight 10 місяців тому +1

    47:18 I never said it but I'm having a great time watching this Mr.Dob. Also I was expecting Prodence just Eldricht blast while falling and not go out easily.

  • @alecmaxwell1682
    @alecmaxwell1682 10 місяців тому +50

    Merylwen was robbed.
    I will die on this hill, this is my Roman Empire.

    • @voidstar6353
      @voidstar6353 10 місяців тому +7

      i mean i don't disagree but.. so was Egbert who was slept and didn't have a chance to defend himself on the way down, and in a way Corazon as well because feather fall when active negates fall damage. The thing with PvP in DnD is that everyone has cheesy and broken things that can make even The toughest enemy die in humiliating ways its part of the fun.

    • @Kaiser8513
      @Kaiser8513 10 місяців тому

      ​@voidstar6353 and to add on if they were falling more than a minute he'd have a reaction again to reactivate it on top of fall damage almost certainly killing Dob flat out so his racial bonus wouldn't kick in

    • @thomasdriggers759
      @thomasdriggers759 10 місяців тому +1

      She was robbed by her own self-sabotage.

  • @writeonshell
    @writeonshell 10 місяців тому +11

    Alls fair in love and pork products 😂😂

  • @haravikk
    @haravikk 10 місяців тому +7

    Fun silly session! A few rules things though:
    - You can't hide if the people you're hiding from can see you doing it - you need something to hide behind or darkness or whatever.
    - BG3 changed a *lot* from the main D&D rules, so bonus action shove isn't actually a thing - Shove is a special type of attack you can make.
    - Hunger of Hadar is a sphere of blackness so nobody can see in or out (except maybe with Devil's Sight on a Warlock). You need to see to make attacks of opportunity.
    - Standing up from prone costs half your movement, it's not a bonus action.
    - Someone please remind Mike he doesn't need to cast Cure Wounds to heal, he can Lay Hands to cure more HP more easily, he only needs to Cure Wounds once that runs out.
    - Prudence should have spider climbed at the end!
    But it wouldn't be Oxventure without playing fast and loose with the rules, just things to keep in mind!

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier2192 10 місяців тому +6

    Congrats to Andy for doing the most "It's what my character would do" move ever in Oxventure history. Corazon is as devious as he is combat averse.

  • @daggern15
    @daggern15 10 місяців тому +1

    "I'm reading this book for the first time" Despite the fact that Mike would have had to read it to create the character of Egbert, I still believe that statement.