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  • @RossHick
    @RossHick 8 місяців тому +278

    As the dust settles, the somewhat flattened corpse of a half-orc bard rises and begins to shuffle towards a distant mountain top.

    • @yousif-h6i
      @yousif-h6i 8 місяців тому +26

      Nice callback

    • @thequeenofspades
      @thequeenofspades 8 місяців тому +14

      "I ain't hear no bell"

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 7 місяців тому +6

      Oml, NOW I remember that!

    • @lindenhollaway7317
      @lindenhollaway7317 7 місяців тому +7

      I listened to the podcast “Peak Performance” episode (part 3) 2 days after I watched this episode and wondered if I was the only one who had this realization.

  • @TheYorkRose
    @TheYorkRose 8 місяців тому +201

    From the moment Johnny said that preestablished canon was fine, Egbert should have been charging around at 30mph

    • @owenjames8575
      @owenjames8575 7 місяців тому +2

      That's not canon though

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 7 місяців тому +1

      He likes bombs, tie up one of their usual bad guys place a bomb on the ground, a shield on top of that, and then the victim on top of that. Run like Hell. Bom 'voyage.

  • @limegreenelevator
    @limegreenelevator 8 місяців тому +280

    My headcanon regarding the mace is that when everyone is revived, Egbert keeps tapping Merilwen with it for like 2 days until she goes back to wood elf.

    • @zombiedoe3404
      @zombiedoe3404 8 місяців тому +68

      he got her back to elf on hour 17 but the muscle memory took over & had to do it again

    • @zedarkenigma
      @zedarkenigma 8 місяців тому +12

      ​@zombiedoe3404 I fucking love this. Its now my own headcanon

  • @Tabbyclaw
    @Tabbyclaw 8 місяців тому +127

    I would call this the most unexpected result possible, except that it didn't involve The Ancient Dragon Lansseax.

    • @adamire8310
      @adamire8310 8 місяців тому +5

      Just wait until next Christmas challenges…

  • @AchtungBeccaC
    @AchtungBeccaC 8 місяців тому +45

    That ended in the most Oxventure way possible!
    I have to say, Prudence not losing a single hit point until she lost them all was impressive.
    This was hilarious and fun! Thanks! (Also, aside, really ironic that Viva La Dirt League put up a DnD Battle Royale on the same day 😂)

  • @davidchristie6003
    @davidchristie6003 8 місяців тому +252

    I think Ellen just had a massive taste of what it is like to be Johnny. She was all set up and potentially the on-paper favourite. She arguably knows the rules the best and druids have lots options. However as we all now know, no best laid character sheet survives contact with the Oxventurers

    • @davidchristie6003
      @davidchristie6003 8 місяців тому +19

      ​@@ramsay2234Honestly I only know about as much about DnD as the Oxventures. To me it looked like from previous adventure achievements she has the best build, except for the occasional Cora-nonsense

    • @bareakon
      @bareakon 8 місяців тому +20

      I think the others considered her the favourite (as did the pre-upload audience vote iirc), which is probably why they all targeted her until she turned invisible.

    • @WorldWearyAngel
      @WorldWearyAngel 8 місяців тому

      Corazon has that cunning will to survive...​@@davidchristie6003

    • @chefbreccia2642
      @chefbreccia2642 8 місяців тому +14

      Indeed, druids have a lot of versatility in a situation like this, and Ellen has proven to be a creative player. She was my pick up until Round One when she was everyone else's pick, too.

    • @KylaOlmo
      @KylaOlmo 8 місяців тому +6

      I kind of skipped most of the intro because it felt unfair 😂 I mean, PVP is PVP, but I did want to see more crazy druidic magic before Merilwen got deleted. Alas!

  • @monarchlaciel3057
    @monarchlaciel3057 8 місяців тому +200

    I'm dying at how BG3 has implanted bonus action shoves into their heads

    • @globalincident694
      @globalincident694 8 місяців тому +10

      It's not even in the official rules. Shoving is very explicitly an attack action, not a bonus action.

    • @alexanderharris5022
      @alexanderharris5022 8 місяців тому +12

      @@globalincident694Some things Bg3 did is better than D&D 5e itself.
      Some are quite silly.

    • @5t3phan
      @5t3phan 6 місяців тому +1

      @@globalincident694 not even an attack action, it replaces one attack on your turn. If you have more than one attack for an attack action, you can push a bunch of times.

    • @dylansalazar8499
      @dylansalazar8499 6 місяців тому +1

      Not to mention only rogues can dash as a bonus action lol

    • @dylansalazar8499
      @dylansalazar8499 6 місяців тому

      As far as I’m aware

  • @nseinasylum5554
    @nseinasylum5554 8 місяців тому +100

    I feel like Dob missed a golden opportunity to cast all of his spells at once on one of his closest friends, considering it's cannon that he can.

  • @kyrothegreatest2749
    @kyrothegreatest2749 8 місяців тому +223

    Prudence is cursed with undeath, so she'll be back in two years. Dob will be a taxidermied zombie. It's gonna be an awkward reunion.

    • @adamire8310
      @adamire8310 8 місяців тому +16

      Prudence’s immortality is very much up in the air, as far as we know they could’ve killed the curse bearer

    • @unculturedswine1961
      @unculturedswine1961 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@adamire8310 I believe Johnny said they did not. That while it MIGHT not come back, he very much hinted that it was still alive and had gone back to where it had come from. If you remember during the fight, they said that it was older than religion when Egbert tried to do a paladin move. I very much doubt that that a bunch of level 8s, killed an ancient entity more powerful than liliana. He did say however that Prudences curse is up in the air as a result of *defeating* it

    • @owenjames8575
      @owenjames8575 8 місяців тому +5

      Dob will walk his corpse up a mountain and fall over again. His curse doesn't revive him, and the taxidermist is dead

    • @Artificer1911
      @Artificer1911 7 місяців тому +3

      Prudence didn't even die there unless the ground is magic and/or silvered

  • @freyjathehealer5559
    @freyjathehealer5559 8 місяців тому +227

    Everyone throwing around terms they learned from Baldur’s Gate is cracking me up. Iconic

    • @GreatZarquon
      @GreatZarquon 8 місяців тому +35

      Yet no one learned from BG3 that you can't stealth when you are out in the open, right next to a person...

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia 8 місяців тому +17

      @@GreatZarquon I still found it very funny that Corazon was allowed to even though I know from using Astarion in combat that sneak attack is actually difficult to do; at least for me.

    • @GreatZarquon
      @GreatZarquon 8 місяців тому +45

      @@SolaScientia he is a swashbuckler rogue, so he can do sneak attack if he is in a 1v1 melee fight... Though he massively abuses it and basically just calls sneak attack for all melee attacks lmao

    • @happyofme
      @happyofme 8 місяців тому +12

      @@SolaScientia You can get sneak attack by attacking an enemy that is adjacent to an ally, which tends to be the easiest way to set your rogue up for extra damage. I hope that helps! :)

    • @ZackC
      @ZackC 8 місяців тому +6

      ⁠@@GreatZarquonBG3 isn’t using the 5e rules verbatim, though, even setting aside the fact that DM interpretations can vary.

  • @flurglhinge3051
    @flurglhinge3051 8 місяців тому +312

    Dob: refuses to fight his friends
    Egbert: refuses to fight his friends
    Merilwen: refuses to fight her friends
    Corazon: immediately hides
    Prudence: 😈

    • @MrMessyy
      @MrMessyy 8 місяців тому +35

      Merilwen would commit some "true neutral" war crimes

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 8 місяців тому +9

      Prudence sweep!

    • @Nazbaque
      @Nazbaque 8 місяців тому +8

      Merilwen would totally fight Corazon!
      Oh wait you did say "friends"

  • @subman23
    @subman23 8 місяців тому +49

    Prudence: I pull out my book of making idioms real and say "man, I really knocked 'em dead"

  • @Strigulino
    @Strigulino 8 місяців тому +40

    Every single paladin yelling at the screen “you have Lay On Hands my dude, stop wasting your spell slots!!” But that’s our Egbert. 😂

  • @CindyHelms
    @CindyHelms 8 місяців тому +234

    “Does THIS make us nerds?!” When talking about Minis in a DND session!

    • @sebastianwlodarczyk
      @sebastianwlodarczyk 8 місяців тому +20

      A-ah, commercially available minis of their own characters- that makes them freaking winners as far as I'm aware:D

    • @Mistwolfss
      @Mistwolfss 8 місяців тому +5

      I just use a guitar pic. It's unique and fun!

  • @ryadinstormblessed8308
    @ryadinstormblessed8308 8 місяців тому +108

    38:16 "I place my hand gently over his heart, and cast Shatter!"
    Damn, Dob.😂
    Now I've got Egbert in my head singing "Unbreak My Heart"!

    • @BlueGriffin20
      @BlueGriffin20 8 місяців тому +8

      I would have gone with “don’t go breaking my heart.”

    • @ryadinstormblessed8308
      @ryadinstormblessed8308 8 місяців тому +5

      @@BlueGriffin20 Come to think of it, Shatter Me, by Lindsey Stirling /Lizzy Hale would have been good too. Amazing song!

  • @catoninetales
    @catoninetales 8 місяців тому +45

    I love Prudence's showboating sooooo much, she instantly became my favorite character. (Previously it was a five-way tie)

  • @dominicrowley3659
    @dominicrowley3659 8 місяців тому +135

    Crouching Merilwen, Hidden Corazon

    • @demitrischoenwald1436
      @demitrischoenwald1436 8 місяців тому +11

      Technically it's crouching Prudence, hidden Corazon, but I got you

  • @KieranBarnbyAcoustic
    @KieranBarnbyAcoustic 8 місяців тому +279

    Round 1: everyone attacks merilwyn
    Dob: THATS MEAN! Egbert, do it for me!

    • @jaorlowski
      @jaorlowski 8 місяців тому +18

      Dob turned Eggbert into a pokemon.

    • @onionninja5554
      @onionninja5554 8 місяців тому +6

      @@jaorlowskiI love that new Pokémon move Smite and Grenade! 😂

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 22 дні тому

      Her updated wild shape lets her turn into any animal she's seen. They probably just piled on before she realized she could absolutely turn into a wooly brachiosaur and sweep them all off the edge.

  • @MrMessyy
    @MrMessyy 8 місяців тому +160

    Egbert could totally win this! Except for Mike's allergy to the D&D player's guide

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 8 місяців тому +21

      Ya his aura hard counters two of them at least.

    • @nowhereman6360
      @nowhereman6360 8 місяців тому +4

      @@SirStanleytheStumbler Good thing his intel. and deity counter his OP powers. ;)

    • @rorybryant3282
      @rorybryant3282 8 місяців тому +1

      What's funny is he actually used his player's guide. And he still died.

    • @cttommy73
      @cttommy73 7 місяців тому +1

      @@rorybryant3282 Nah, he barely glanced at it, hence why he got his oath wrong. In fact, Mike doesn't even glance at what abilities he has, hence why he forgot he had moonbeam for, I think, close to a year or so.
      In fact, I think he is the only player of the team that does not look at anything at all and just play it by ear.

    • @KuittheGeek
      @KuittheGeek 7 місяців тому

      @@cttommy73 He's really just a fighter at heart. The paladin stuff is just flair. He's playing Old School D&D.

  • @KFPSchnitzelkochTschango
    @KFPSchnitzelkochTschango 8 місяців тому +26

    My headcannon is that in honor of Merilwens cursed end, the sponsoring meatcompany has bought a new machine: Merilwens Meatgrinder

  • @bareakon
    @bareakon 8 місяців тому +114

    Clearly everyone considered Merilwen the biggest threat

    • @adamire8310
      @adamire8310 8 місяців тому +26

      Three health bars are no joke

    • @BooGhosty
      @BooGhosty 8 місяців тому +10

      Likely due to the health re-up with wild shapes. Player at our table plays druids almost exclusively, in preparation for the battle royale we're never going to have. 😂

    • @davidioanhedges
      @davidioanhedges 8 місяців тому +3

      The Fathomer can polymorph as well .. and is resistant to most damage and conditions ...

    • @jrgenervik9977
      @jrgenervik9977 8 місяців тому +1

      if corazone hadnt been hidden im sure some hits would be aimed at him. Prudence was left alone a long time aswell

    • @thomasdriggers759
      @thomasdriggers759 7 місяців тому +1

      Not really, she painted an enormous target on her forehead by going on an all out assault on corazon. Druids have so many cc spells, but she basically let her emotions get the better of her.

  • @ezshadow3129
    @ezshadow3129 8 місяців тому +86

    I feel like Prudence could have spider climbed back up or summoned a greater demon to fly her back up.

    • @RealGengarTV
      @RealGengarTV 8 місяців тому +5

      Was she out of spell slots for Eldridge blast or is that a cantrip? She might have been able to Eldridge blast both dob and Coroson while falling 🤔

    • @Naelhinn
      @Naelhinn 8 місяців тому +16

      @@RealGengarTVEldritch blast is a cantrip indeed.

    • @tokonunya8301
      @tokonunya8301 8 місяців тому +10

      Where's Chuthulu-Dad when you need him

    • @ChaosDeary
      @ChaosDeary 8 місяців тому +8

      Prudence was never really the quickest thinker in the group

    • @RealGengarTV
      @RealGengarTV 8 місяців тому +4

      She might have hit the ground before it was her turn in the turn order. She kinda accepted her fate once she found out she wouldn't be the last standing

  • @sulli566
    @sulli566 8 місяців тому +7

    Ngl, would very much enjoy this to be a yearly thing. Then they could also always see how their new levelled up abilities impact the fight as they surely level up each year.

  • @galghoul3042
    @galghoul3042 8 місяців тому +36

    "Call that an Eldritch Blast? This is an Eldritch Blast!"
    The lesson here is: never try to out-Eldritch Blast the Eldritch Blaster.

  • @matt-thorn
    @matt-thorn 8 місяців тому +56

    55:25 The way Eggbert wanted to go... Blown up and tossed over the side of a mountain in his sleep.

  • @alexharrison2743
    @alexharrison2743 8 місяців тому +111

    Doctor Two was entirely unappreciated. What an incredible pun

    • @ColonelHazard
      @ColonelHazard 7 місяців тому

      I came looking for this comment in order to second it. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @SuperGardenator
    @SuperGardenator 8 місяців тому +16

    Let's face it, we all knew Corazon was most likely going to win, with the completely broken swashbuckler sneak attack.
    I'm also slightly disappointed that Prudence didn't summon a daemon, and that Mike still hasn't/doesn't remember his paladin abilities.

  • @cosmic_poet7326
    @cosmic_poet7326 8 місяців тому +22

    As soon as Johnny said 120ft across I just thought „Prudence is going to be able to Eldritch Blast anyone at anytime. This is dangerous.

  • @עומרשרייבר-ל4ר
    @עומרשרייבר-ל4ר 8 місяців тому +8

    I love how so many of you suddnely discoverd features that have been on your sheets since episode 1.

  • @RecurringRob
    @RecurringRob 8 місяців тому +50

    I felt outraged on poor Merilwen’s behalf! That was a fun (and chaotic) one off! If we’re being honest though, Prudence bodied most of that.
    She barely moved off the starting platform! 😂

  • @lucieellis3149
    @lucieellis3149 8 місяців тому +9

    This is a combat session but Jane is still here for the RP and i love her for it
    Bit makes sense considering Purdence has probably been semi dreaming about something like this for a while

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 7 місяців тому

      Girl‘s got practice in dropping her teammates. 👍

  • @SirStanleytheStumbler
    @SirStanleytheStumbler 8 місяців тому +315

    Finally Egbert gets to shine. Assuming Mike remembers that Aura exists.
    So first turn, Mike doesn't account for having proficiency in wisdom saves (+3) or his Aura bonus (+4), and tries to apply an ability from the wrong Oath. He absolutely did not do the reading.

    • @EmiCooper1003
      @EmiCooper1003 8 місяців тому

      He might just end up hitting them all with the mace until they turn into animals and keep them as pets again.

    • @RijaMo
      @RijaMo 8 місяців тому +19

      That's a bold assumption lol.

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 8 місяців тому +1

      @@RijaMo we can hope

    • @LiquidAwesomePersonified
      @LiquidAwesomePersonified 8 місяців тому +6

      @@SirStanleytheStumbler what's an "aura" is that a fancy word for "boom"??

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 8 місяців тому +13

      @@LiquidAwesomePersonified La Vache Mauve: "I don't even know and I'm the one giving him it"

  • @yushaamoreno6125
    @yushaamoreno6125 8 місяців тому +100

    i love how Jane is wrecking everyone in pvp but in the actual quest Merwin is the heavy hitter and prudence is constantly missing her attacks lol

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h 8 місяців тому +14

      Not watched it yet, but I didn't vote for Prudence in the poll because she's weak to Moonbeam being a werebear and all, and EVERYONE can cast Moonbeam.

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia 8 місяців тому +13

      @@Joe90hOh yeah, we never got a Moonbeam from Merilwyn or Egbert.

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h 8 місяців тому +9

      @@SolaScientia No shot any of them actually remember Prudence is technically a shapechanger XD

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia 8 місяців тому +14

      @@Joe90h They all forgot a lot of stuff. I don't think Prudence remembers the werebear stuff unless Johnny makes it part of the adventure. Egbert and Merilwen both didn't use moonbeam.

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 8 місяців тому +8

      normally Prudence has a hit rate of about 20%, in PVP she bought an aimbot apparently

  • @thunderb2473
    @thunderb2473 8 місяців тому +12

    Dob pulling the Mishima Special on Egbert was hilarious. And the orbital elbow drop was the ending noone saw coming, 10/10 😂

  • @iannicol4537
    @iannicol4537 8 місяців тому +8

    That was awesome. I was waiting for Prudence to use "Banish" on herself in free fall to a Dimension of Cute Ultra Big Plushies - return in a minute covered in something soft.

  • @lunaangeleclipse9745
    @lunaangeleclipse9745 8 місяців тому +32

    This episode is an instant classic. What an ending!

  • @blakely207
    @blakely207 8 місяців тому +62

    Dobs opening actions gave off BIG Space Buddies energy lol

    • @GriffinWolf
      @GriffinWolf 8 місяців тому +3

      Here I thought his closing moves gave off REAL Space Buddies vibes!!

    • @TheYorkRose
      @TheYorkRose 8 місяців тому +6

      Given the hot dog sponsor I was sad for lack of condiment twins :(

  • @Michael_Lindell
    @Michael_Lindell 8 місяців тому +47

    Who would win; one horse-sized Dob or 100 Dob-sized horses?

    • @nahuelmat
      @nahuelmat 8 місяців тому +7

      There's a bit of asymmetry there lol imagine 100 dob sized horses charging you

    • @tyredsauce
      @tyredsauce 8 місяців тому +2

      @@nahuelmat That's the same feeling as 1 horse sized Dob running at you

    • @zombiedoe3404
      @zombiedoe3404 8 місяців тому +3

      lemme tell you a baby horse on its own is already a force to be reckoned with

    • @tarekmoneimsaid
      @tarekmoneimsaid 8 місяців тому +5

      Definitely 100 dob-sized horses, he's a huge orc, the difference is negligible in this scenario

  • @thomaslane1547
    @thomaslane1547 8 місяців тому +4

    38:10 Dob has really touched Egbert's heart. Such electricity!

  • @nathancarter8239
    @nathancarter8239 8 місяців тому +9

    Merilwen learning and being unable to use her spells, Prudence learning(eh) the cost of violence, Egbert learning his spells, Dob using an ability he's never needed before and Corazón ending it with a fatal piledrive was just... hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing while I watched in horror.

  • @Sirfinchyyy
    @Sirfinchyyy 8 місяців тому +31

    Oh no Mike is reading the rules! Everyone run away😮
    Ok, its fine i guess.

  • @dee...
    @dee... 8 місяців тому +24

    The scene where Egbert is gently dumped off the cliff and is enveloped into the clouds below gave Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon bridge jump vibes 😢😂

    • @Solcres_Joa
      @Solcres_Joa 8 місяців тому

      For me it was tekken mountaintop battle vibes

  • @gregwynn3975
    @gregwynn3975 8 місяців тому +29

    HES READING THE BOOK!!! this changes everything!!!

  • @hintonus
    @hintonus 8 місяців тому +81

    Corazon is a scoundrel, but he's OUR scoundrel

  • @ryanharris5714
    @ryanharris5714 8 місяців тому +9

    Corazon O Corazon, look to the Horazon, there you will see his flying elbow drop.

  • @ceunkun5931
    @ceunkun5931 8 місяців тому +6

    Yeah, Merilwyn might had chance to win this if She accept an alliance from Dob & Corazon but She had to much pride in it and keep focusing on Corazon, if She agreed and should do just like Dob said, Dob (while controling Egbert) and Corazon will change and focus their attacks on Prudence instead.

  • @torico29a40
    @torico29a40 8 місяців тому +42

    The proud look on Andy's face upon "This is possibly the most underhand thing I've ever seen...."
    Beautiful.

  • @Medaumplay3
    @Medaumplay3 8 місяців тому +45

    I still believe merilwen would've won this if she hadn't been focused by literally all 4 other oxventurers. This is outrageous.

    • @PanEtRosa
      @PanEtRosa 8 місяців тому +12

      that's exactly why they all went for her first. smart of them but damnit 🥺

    • @Medaumplay3
      @Medaumplay3 8 місяців тому +15

      ​@@PanEtRosa yeah, although I couldn't predict that the ultimate way they defeated her was stopping her from playing a druid

    • @adamire8310
      @adamire8310 7 місяців тому +2

      She didn’t do herself any favors by getting tunnel visioned on Corazon. She just couldn’t let that first sneak attack go

    • @TheUnstableThinker
      @TheUnstableThinker 3 місяці тому +2

      @@adamire8310 The problem with Corazon is that due to Johnny letting him get away with BS stats and things he shouldn't have, he's basically unkillable. Merilwen had the most chance out of anyone, but the gang-up on her was just plain unfair because Andy isn't allowed to lose because he's the boss or something.

    • @johnspence234
      @johnspence234 2 місяці тому

      ​@adamire8310
      Yeah, it's understandable, but Dob was offering an alliance, and she chose to attack him. Fair enough, it's a deathmatch, but it put her immediately in a 2v1 even before Egbert got involved.
      Obviously she couldn't have predicted the Mace proccing at the worst possible time, though, which made it even worse, and it's easier to critique strategy when you're not in the moment.

  • @quincebielka8843
    @quincebielka8843 8 місяців тому +11

    Dob: Merilwen doesn't retain her consciousness.
    Also Dob: has been hit by the mace before

  • @jdudley131
    @jdudley131 8 місяців тому +38

    Gasp! Mike read the player's handbook

    • @andreroy6320
      @andreroy6320 8 місяців тому +2

      I know! That's the bit that cracked me up the most.

    • @redbeard5939
      @redbeard5939 8 місяців тому +24

      Poorly! Mike read the player's handbook poorly

    • @mischa7406
      @mischa7406 8 місяців тому +12

      He read the wrong page, but it's the effort that counts

    • @dee...
      @dee... 8 місяців тому +6

      Mike embodies Egbert's -1 wisdom so well 😂

  • @haravikk
    @haravikk 8 місяців тому +7

    Fun silly session! A few rules things though:
    - You can't hide if the people you're hiding from can see you doing it - you need something to hide behind or darkness or whatever.
    - BG3 changed a *lot* from the main D&D rules, so bonus action shove isn't actually a thing - Shove is a special type of attack you can make.
    - Hunger of Hadar is a sphere of blackness so nobody can see in or out (except maybe with Devil's Sight on a Warlock). You need to see to make attacks of opportunity.
    - Standing up from prone costs half your movement, it's not a bonus action.
    - Someone please remind Mike he doesn't need to cast Cure Wounds to heal, he can Lay Hands to cure more HP more easily, he only needs to Cure Wounds once that runs out.
    - Prudence should have spider climbed at the end!
    But it wouldn't be Oxventure without playing fast and loose with the rules, just things to keep in mind!

  • @Tickerbee
    @Tickerbee 8 місяців тому +16

    My money is on:
    5th: Egbert. Has high melee damage and the ability to close the distance with Misty Step, but since Mike is playing him he's going to favour riskier and funnier strategies like his bombs and using improvised weapons, the advantage of this strategy is that the others are going to underestimate him so he might be able to score at least one kill.
    4th: Dob. Lower melee damage and limited spell range, but in a duel with Egbert, Dob might have an edge with his esoteric spell usage.
    3rd: Merilwen. Strong damage across the board, decent mobility and a wide range of spells, but I suspect Wild Shape is going to make her one of the biggest targets because of the obviousness of how powerful she is. If the others underestimate her I could easily see Merilwen scoring the win.
    2nd: Prudence. rudence has the highest damage potential and will most likely start out extremely aggressive. Like Merilwein, she needs to make sure she doesn't draw too much attention but if given the opportunity to cook, Hunger of Hadar and Summon Greater Demon and similar combined with the long range of Agonizing Blast + Eldritch Spear might give her the win.
    1st: Corazon. Being a Rogue, numbers alone with Sneak Attack damage and his many ways of mitigating incoming attacks give him a massive edge. Since it's Corazon, my reckoning is that he'll remain hidden at the start of the fight and then move into a one on one duel towards the end. Corazon likes to favour showy performances so this risk might lose him the win if he doesn't play it safe early on.

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 8 місяців тому +9

      If Egbert actually reads his character sheet he resists spell damage. So Mike actually reading is an X factor to consider.

    • @Tickerbee
      @Tickerbee 8 місяців тому +7

      Of all of them, Egbert is the biggest wild card for sure. If he reads his sheet I would maybe put him above Dob and possibly Merilwen.

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Tickerbee ya Corazon is the damage threat for sure.

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Tickerbee also Corazon has a shortbow he never uses as Ellen pointed out in the body swap episode.

    • @Tickerbee
      @Tickerbee 8 місяців тому +2

      This is true, but I don't think he'd use it. Not even because Andy would forget, but because it's not on-theme for a Swaahbuckler.

  • @albertlofling7310
    @albertlofling7310 8 місяців тому +26

    Oh gods, the unthinkable has happened! Egbert has realized he is a paladin and read the rules!

    • @LuckyLucyHi
      @LuckyLucyHi 8 місяців тому +14

      Just not the rules for his actual character.

    • @albertlofling7310
      @albertlofling7310 8 місяців тому +10

      @@LuckyLucyHi baby steps

    • @smashbrandiscootch719
      @smashbrandiscootch719 Місяць тому

      Lmfao no he didn't. They've been playing this game for literally seven years and know nothing about it. It's kind of annoying.

    • @albertlofling7310
      @albertlofling7310 Місяць тому

      @@smashbrandiscootch719 how are you this deep into the series if you care about that.
      like a big reason for a solid chunk of episodes ending the way they do is due to time and they make several impossible moves like on the daily.

    • @smashbrandiscootch719
      @smashbrandiscootch719 Місяць тому

      @@albertlofling7310 This randomly popped up in my feed, kid.

  • @sebastianwlodarczyk
    @sebastianwlodarczyk 8 місяців тому +22

    No spoilers, but the ending is absolutely epic:D
    More spoilery bit below:
    It's a real shame we haven't seen Merilwen going full Neutral, I feel like, given the chance, Ellen would kicked their butts... Kudos to her adapting on a dime to the role of Fathomer though!

  • @bwilhelm8232
    @bwilhelm8232 8 місяців тому +5

    *Immediately goes to the comments to see if anyone else points out that Merilwyn shouldn’t have been able to dash out of the Hunger of Hadar because bonus action dash is only a rogues thing*

    • @ColonelHazard
      @ColonelHazard 7 місяців тому

      Johnny let multiple non-rogues get away with dash as a bonus action in this game. Between that and the BG3 shove, bonus actions are a bit unhinged now.
      But when have the Oxventurers ever cared about the rules, really? It's not what makes them entertaining (though my inner rules lawyer would be equally entertained by watching them have to abide by all the rules for once).

  • @SN0WWISS
    @SN0WWISS 8 місяців тому +22

    We need to see this animated at "in Geth" speed. It would be pure chaos.

    • @ellbent
      @ellbent 8 місяців тому +7

      Memes of Corazon elbow dropping a half-dead Dob

  • @Rob00122
    @Rob00122 8 місяців тому +29

    That was brilliant, Andy's plan was fantastic

  • @christophersteeves9435
    @christophersteeves9435 8 місяців тому +2

    The part where Luke says my 4 orc hearts are exposed, and it cuts to Johnny with this 50yard stare where they are just trying to think about 4 hearts in an orc. Maybe they were thinking of space marines!

  • @malcolmduncan
    @malcolmduncan 8 місяців тому +14

    Absolute peak oxventure chaos. I love it.

  • @SolaScientia
    @SolaScientia 8 місяців тому +12

    I lost it at Prudence's eyes going wide at Corazon's 20 damage to Merilwen. I was not expecting Dob straight out of the gate with Crown of Madness on Egbert. I'm starting to think, being just barely into the fight, that they maybe do know their characters well. ...I spoke too soon as soon as Mike interrupted with how he's reading it for the first time. Never mind about them knowing their characters all that well. I swore when Egbert rolled 6 on Merilwen. The imagery this one is creating is perfect. I love imagining them all spotting Corazon attempting to hide. I love everyone knowing the mechanics better just because of BG3. "Please, get wrecked" I love that line.
    Oh dang, I did not expect Merilwen to get taken out like that. Wow.
    I hadn't realized that no one damaged Prudence at all. I also love them all suddenly hiding how many hit points they have left.
    Corazon's speech had me wheezing. Then a murder-suicide attempt except Corazon betrays them is absolutely the most in-character thing for him and also seriously underhanded. I love it.
    Oh man, I did not expect that from Dob. This was an absolute blast.

  • @Torthrodhel
    @Torthrodhel 8 місяців тому +13

    Hey, I the rogue have cunning action!
    Okay, then I've got cunning action!
    I too have cunning action!
    Everyone gets cunning action! :P

    • @goofyfurball7311
      @goofyfurball7311 8 місяців тому +2

      I would agree, but then, they also let the hide action work in a featureless arena and act like greater invisibility

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 8 місяців тому +2

      @@goofyfurball7311 it's a fudge for sure, but I don't think "hide" necessarily has to mean ducking behind cover. It could mean something as simple as moving around in such a way as to cause opponents to underestimate you, effectively (even if not actually) blinding them to your position. The whole ruleset necessarily must be a bit fudgey in the first place or else it'd never cover all the situations it does with the kind of accessibility it has. Eh, I think for a game as unstrict a vibe as this one, that it's a fair compromise. Forgetting that cunning action's rogue-specific, however, is a bit more mistake than compromise, I think. Don't think that'd be deliberate, if they'd caught it. :)
      Not a complaint either way, just something I spotted and felt like saying.

  • @alecmaxwell1682
    @alecmaxwell1682 8 місяців тому +50

    Merylwen was robbed.
    I will die on this hill, this is my Roman Empire.

    • @voidstar6353
      @voidstar6353 8 місяців тому +7

      i mean i don't disagree but.. so was Egbert who was slept and didn't have a chance to defend himself on the way down, and in a way Corazon as well because feather fall when active negates fall damage. The thing with PvP in DnD is that everyone has cheesy and broken things that can make even The toughest enemy die in humiliating ways its part of the fun.

    • @Kaiser8513
      @Kaiser8513 8 місяців тому

      ​@voidstar6353 and to add on if they were falling more than a minute he'd have a reaction again to reactivate it on top of fall damage almost certainly killing Dob flat out so his racial bonus wouldn't kick in

    • @thomasdriggers759
      @thomasdriggers759 7 місяців тому +1

      She was robbed by her own self-sabotage.

  • @imdadirtydan
    @imdadirtydan 8 місяців тому +11

    I don't think Corazon could've possibly died given feather fall lasts a minute at 60ft per second on an 80 foot mountain lol

    • @LegendaryTalesandTrails
      @LegendaryTalesandTrails 8 місяців тому +1

      I think the idea is Corazon wanted to die, after winning ofcourse but he wanted to die. That’s why he doesn’t even try to grab something to hang on.

    • @imdadirtydan
      @imdadirtydan 8 місяців тому +1

      Oh I realize he wanted to, he just wouldn't have@@LegendaryTalesandTrails

  • @Cheekyos65
    @Cheekyos65 8 місяців тому +52

    Can't believe no-one remembered the lore of dob cause he technically won, cause when he dies he comes back alive as an undead and has to walk up a mountain to a destroyed cabin and also the fish inside him would still be legal. God dob lore is so random

    • @Bluessoulphoenix
      @Bluessoulphoenix 8 місяців тому

      OMG I forgot about this!!

    • @nihkhdtigerson1599
      @nihkhdtigerson1599 8 місяців тому +9

      Also would Corazon feather fall do enough damage on landing to even take 1 point of damage off.
      Prudence also had many outs on her way down though must have been too shocked to work them out. x:x

    • @LordPizzaGamer
      @LordPizzaGamer 8 місяців тому +1

      I think the implication was Corazon did feather fall too early and so it wore off before he landed because he died too.​@@nihkhdtigerson1599

    • @LegendaryTalesandTrails
      @LegendaryTalesandTrails 8 місяців тому +2

      Even feather fall lasts a minute. Technically Corazon wouldn’t even die. Heck with feather fall he also had plenty of time to drive his saber on the mountain side and hang on. I think they kinda wanted to go they all die route.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 7 місяців тому

      They kinda all forgot that Egbert got explodinated due to his bombs, and declared the ground to be explosive. 🧨

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 8 місяців тому +4

    My favourite part of this was Prudence playing to the camera, what a pro

  • @paperip1996
    @paperip1996 8 місяців тому +2

    Listening to the podcast uploads of the old episodes at work. Tower Rangers Part 1:
    Dob: If Eggbert is dead we need recover the body to bury him in accordance with the wishes of Vache Mauve.
    Corazon: Throw him off a cliff?

  • @CVL13
    @CVL13 8 місяців тому +3

    "I wanna get this Fathomer off" made me do a full spit-take. I'm apparently still 13 years old.

  • @martinfoote8224
    @martinfoote8224 8 місяців тому +19

    Being able to summon a demon has to help- unless it's another duck i guess

    • @causewhynot6485
      @causewhynot6485 8 місяців тому +7

      She really could have used it at the end of the fight like specifically the giant duck

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 8 місяців тому

      I was hoping that's what she was doing when she walked over to the fathomer's corpse, since she'd need freshly-killed-humanoid blood.

  • @adiemuller5422
    @adiemuller5422 8 місяців тому +4

    That was actually the perfect ending - hilarious xD

  • @jacobsarvis
    @jacobsarvis 8 місяців тому +2

    This should be annual if the party has leveled up substantially.

  • @adting2241
    @adting2241 8 місяців тому +2

    Ha! I instantaneously knew Corazon would use feather fall! How did they not guess that?? Since when has he played not to his advantage hahaha

  • @lespaulpanhead025
    @lespaulpanhead025 8 місяців тому +20

    Where’s Corazon gone? He’s Cora-Gone!

    • @Survivingbutbadly
      @Survivingbutbadly 8 місяців тому +1

      That’s such a bad play on words in right up my street well played sir

    • @dee...
      @dee... 8 місяців тому +2

      We should have known that Corazon would win. It's written in his name: Cora-won!

  • @gamepassghost
    @gamepassghost 8 місяців тому +1

    It makes perfect sense Dob and Corazon went in on a protective pact. If they pass away how will their scrying orbcast about DCOMs continue? That is of course, the fairly popular Dunwich Channel Of Meats serials. Such gems as you lucky dog, and horse sense; both huge in the druid community. 😂

  • @FCGroningen1987
    @FCGroningen1987 8 місяців тому +25

    I see Dob winning this as he just has to go full "don't be a Dob".

    • @ARMadillo84
      @ARMadillo84 8 місяців тому +1

      Dob could still be a Dob, but just summon the skeletons

  • @keyblademasterkatsu7839
    @keyblademasterkatsu7839 8 місяців тому +15

    Mexico selects Egbert as its champion

  • @shannonbennetts
    @shannonbennetts 8 місяців тому +9

    Ooof really tough call, but those wild shape hit points not effecting your main hp is nothing to sniff at.

  • @lonewolf4215
    @lonewolf4215 8 місяців тому +17

    Mike reads book, all characters die of shock

  • @AHDBification
    @AHDBification 8 місяців тому +12

    It's kinda sweet how hurt they were! I guess it's weird to play a wholesome dnd group for so long and then turn around and kill them.

  • @orbitalcobra2566
    @orbitalcobra2566 8 місяців тому +20

    Man Merylwin was my bet to win. That was unfortunate.

    • @toymachine2328
      @toymachine2328 8 місяців тому

      Everyone else's bet to win, too, that's why she was the first target.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 7 місяців тому

      I was kinda hoping for Egbert and his dumb luck… ^^

  • @M0USEP0TAT0
    @M0USEP0TAT0 8 місяців тому +5

    Jane went so easy on everyone, didn't even summon a giant duck!

  • @Tyr_Magnus
    @Tyr_Magnus 8 місяців тому +2

    Kind of glorious seeing all the characters feel the annoyance and frustration that Johnny has felt for years. 😁😂

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier2192 8 місяців тому +6

    Congrats to Andy for doing the most "It's what my character would do" move ever in Oxventure history. Corazon is as devious as he is combat averse.

  • @BadAtPickingUsernames
    @BadAtPickingUsernames 8 місяців тому +8

    Completely unrelated: I just watched Andy’s Senu clip and years later it is still one of my favourite bits on any of your channels. “I can see people!!?!”. He should play the part again in a one off oxventure episode. “Bayek, I’m freakin out!”

    • @Advent04Children
      @Advent04Children 8 місяців тому

      Any chance you remember which video of theirs that was from? I've been looking for days.

    • @BadAtPickingUsernames
      @BadAtPickingUsernames 8 місяців тому

      @@Advent04Children I saw it on “Show of the weekend: best bits of 2018”.

    • @kaushtubhchauhan
      @kaushtubhchauhan 8 місяців тому

      ​@@BadAtPickingUsernamesit's up there alongside That elevator bit

  • @davidmorris6707
    @davidmorris6707 8 місяців тому +6

    Time to paint some minis and watch this!

  • @FlamingoSandwich
    @FlamingoSandwich 8 місяців тому +14

    Did the Fathomer pop out of thin air or a thick bear?

  • @arsdiona
    @arsdiona 8 місяців тому +7

    "tubular pig-solid in a prison of wheat" is such a good callback

  • @paulrawn9093
    @paulrawn9093 8 місяців тому +128

    They always forget Corazon's greatest weapon is his brain.

    • @dee...
      @dee... 8 місяців тому +34

      If he was really using his brain he would have gotten the grease out and slid everyone off the mountain 😂

    • @aegresen
      @aegresen 8 місяців тому +5

      @@dee... OMG that would've been truly evil!

    • @davidkatz6197
      @davidkatz6197 8 місяців тому +11

      I always thought it was Johnny's uncanny inability to tell Andy "no".

    • @davidioanhedges
      @davidioanhedges 8 місяців тому +5

      Andy just decided to win .... and Johnny let him

    • @cttommy73
      @cttommy73 7 місяців тому

      @@davidkatz6197 To be fair, yeah, it is that. But it's funnier. Besides, Andy's build is the best or second best at pvp. He's one of the main damage dealer and best thing is, he has great luck. Look at Mike, his dice rolls is usually really bad. Even in this, it's bad.

  • @jenb7780
    @jenb7780 8 місяців тому +20

    They all improved simply by playing Baulder's Gate 3, lol. I love this competition!

  • @KarySR47
    @KarySR47 8 місяців тому +5

    I'm very confused on why they decided that Corazon would die from the fall too. Feather Fall lasts for 1 minute and makes you fall at a speed of 60 ft per round, and each round is only 6 seconds. Johnny said the fall was only 80 ft, so Feather Fall would have still been active when Corazon reached the ground, and with lots of time to spare.

  • @annegasko7719
    @annegasko7719 8 місяців тому +2

    Such a fun session but I do agree with Jane - not using mini's can seriously hamper AOE casters. Not being able to see when people are clustered/lined up and guessing at the distance between you and someone else makes it so much harder to use your spells efficiently

  • @NecroGrin
    @NecroGrin 8 місяців тому +2

    I was waiting for Prudence to angle herself back toward the mountain while falling and use Spider Climb to cling to the rock and scramble up to the top. Totally could have won it! Oh well. Gratz Corazon! And also JUSTICE FOR MERILWEN!

  • @mad8598
    @mad8598 8 місяців тому +7

    As Corazon plummeted elbow first onto Dob he should have cried
    “THIS IS FOR THE ORPHANS!”

  • @thebpphantom
    @thebpphantom 8 місяців тому +1

    I always have a great time, but am always reminded that Corazon is using a newer subclass than the rest, and he's multi-classed into rogue twice so... /shrug/ Still, love to see these dorks have fun :)

  • @wolfincaitsclothing799
    @wolfincaitsclothing799 8 місяців тому +2

    This trailer is sick Ive watched it like 8 times and I'm still hyped

  • @LegendaryTalesandTrails
    @LegendaryTalesandTrails 8 місяців тому +1

    I see this as Corazon’s win. Let’s be fair, even if he didn’t jump off with everyone, he was most likely to win. Because Dob was already in a bad way and prudence is kind of a glass cannon. Corazon also had loads of hit points left. Lots of defence with hiding and uncanny dodge and loads of attack with sneak attack.

  • @valentinbayer1108
    @valentinbayer1108 8 місяців тому +15

    Couldn‘t Prudence have tried to grab for the rock face and cast spider climb as they fell over the edge? Seems like it should work.

  • @Sheldon1985
    @Sheldon1985 8 місяців тому +1

    I like that the framing is just vague enough that, depending on how the final season goes, this could potentially be interpreted as the true ending of the Oxventurer's Guild.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 7 місяців тому +1

      Or Liliana daydreaming…

  • @clairedabear2029
    @clairedabear2029 8 місяців тому +14

    You are all fools Bismeth the crown from necropolis on Sea. Is gonna slide into the ring the last second and take the last person stand out. She is FEARED by dragons and GREAT Evils. Or the Great Wizard BINBAG just to annoy Corazon.

    • @riv3rfox
      @riv3rfox 8 місяців тому

      AND IT'S BISMETH ENTERING THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR

  • @orthusgames9888
    @orthusgames9888 8 місяців тому +22

    Honestly that was the perfect ending. Corazon pulling a total dick move just to have dob anti it and finished with a crazy ass elbow drop and a draw.
    I think that almost perfectly describes this party to a "T"

  • @kaniamia
    @kaniamia 8 місяців тому +1

    As someone who’s seen the Critical Role Battle Royales, 1) ganging up on the Druid is 100% the correct move, and 2) Oxventure plays dirty and I love it! I expected nothing less than for them to cheese every rule they could get away with, and I was not disappointed! (Except that Prudence was clearly thinking about using a fallen teammate’s blood to summon a demon, but never got the chance. Moment of silence for that potential extra level of chaos that never was.)