You Shouldn't Share Anything With Your Wife. Tommy Drake - Full Special

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  • Опубліковано 31 сер 2020
  • You Shouldn't Share Anything With Your Wife, especially if you're Tommy Drake. In this full Dry Bar Comedy Special by Tommy Drake, Tommy will break down the advantages to being married to an older woman, how to get a mouse out of your house, and what it's like to be almost nearly famous without being famous at all.
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  • @maveryckstevensonesq9397
    @maveryckstevensonesq9397 2 роки тому +15

    "She was speechless... for a whole week." 🤣🤣😅

  • @mplsfarmer
    @mplsfarmer 3 роки тому +171

    Proof again that a comedian doesn’t need to swear and pepper his/her performance with F-bombs and sexual humor to be extremely funny. Kudos!

    • @marisakennedy777
      @marisakennedy777 2 роки тому +2

      There are certain jokes where vulgar language helps, but this is rare imho. Usually it seems to me that comedians think they have to use profanity and make sex jokes but all it does is cheapen their act. 99% of the time I think clean humor is funnier, and that's without considering morality issues. It is kind of like how in the movie Idiocracy the stupider they were, the more lewd and vulgar they were, and they thought intelligent speaking people were despisable.

    • @cappsginny699
      @cappsginny699 2 роки тому

      Despisable, or
      Despicable?

    • @knockoutproductions6153
      @knockoutproductions6153 Рік тому

      Agreed!

    • @DragoX7
      @DragoX7 Рік тому

      Except his material isn't from other comics ...
      At least the airport pants bit isn't his that's for sure.

    • @xcutionunknown9634
      @xcutionunknown9634 Рік тому

      Grow up? Whether they swear or not, it really isn't that big of a deal.
      Yeah, seriously, grow up.

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 3 роки тому +41

    "You're my only brother, and you're not my favorite." 🤣 Savage.
    If that little girl were real, she might become an awesome comic too in the future.

  • @TP-xy2ms
    @TP-xy2ms 3 роки тому +245

    I am saying if no one else is finding DBC the best comedy show. They have issues in life. This channel is my daily watch.

    • @jerryturner2310
      @jerryturner2310 2 роки тому +5

      I agree 100%

    • @kytiekay70
      @kytiekay70 2 роки тому +9

      Agree. I always start my day with a laugh. Some mornings I drive all the way to work laughing. 🤣😂

    • @stevenwelk1901
      @stevenwelk1901 2 роки тому +2

      So do i. But that's my opinion. Witch is my issue in life.

    • @PNUTT4444
      @PNUTT4444 2 роки тому +3

      I have shoes. Thisis still what’s up silly. 😂

    • @delorasledge2492
      @delorasledge2492 2 роки тому +9

      When I found this channel I couldn't believe I'd been missing out.

  • @Pumpkin0_0
    @Pumpkin0_0 3 роки тому +286

    Freaking funny. These 24 minutes are waaaay funnier than certain long comedy specials on netflix. Awesome jokes delivered on point.

    • @mandielou
      @mandielou 3 роки тому +12

      Netflix needs to be cancelled they aren't any better than PEDOWOOD!

    • @petmom74
      @petmom74 3 роки тому +2

      His very last joke was the best one!

    • @williamcarlin995
      @williamcarlin995 2 роки тому

      P

    • @hajiee
      @hajiee 2 роки тому

      U

    • @hajiee
      @hajiee 2 роки тому

      S

  • @coreym5068
    @coreym5068 3 роки тому +204

    Man this style of comedy is perfect. Dude is hilarious.

    • @coreym5068
      @coreym5068 3 роки тому +8

      And i just got to the old folks gravy. My stomach hurts from that one.

    • @sharonsmith7635
      @sharonsmith7635 3 роки тому

      @@coreym5068 ĺ

    • @catjenkins9570
      @catjenkins9570 3 роки тому +3

      He really is funny, didnt stop smiling and laughing once. I even shared a few, always a good sign

  • @holgerdanske2081
    @holgerdanske2081 3 роки тому +17

    "did you grow up speaking German? No! You're welcome" :) priceless

  • @ericdavis2928
    @ericdavis2928 3 роки тому +184

    Drybar is keeping me laughing during this pandemic

  • @mr.hanger
    @mr.hanger 2 роки тому +22

    I absolutely love Dry Bar Comedy! My kids don't get all the jokes, but they're not vulgar. It gives me an opportunity to explain and laugh with them. It took awhile with the last one, but now my 13 year old boy knows a little more about WWII. He even started asking other questions. Good stuff!

  • @teaganna5970
    @teaganna5970 3 роки тому +55

    This guy reminds me of that funny uncle that is the polar opposite of your dad. Ha ha

  • @teamlovepanda
    @teamlovepanda 3 роки тому +36

    A good childhood and a good comic? 🤔 unbelievable! 🤣🤣

  • @billglover7875
    @billglover7875 3 роки тому +30

    I'm telling you, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT watch this while drinking coffee! Man this guy is funny!

  • @InvestLarge
    @InvestLarge 3 роки тому +151

    Dry Bar Comedy comes through with another hilarious comedian! Thank you.

  • @meganluck4352
    @meganluck4352 3 роки тому +7

    " the first responders said it smelled delicious" OMG I nearly died laughing! Anyone for a BBQ?

  • @bonafideslacker2626
    @bonafideslacker2626 3 роки тому +307

    I dunno whether this guy's funny, but his wife's freaking hilarious.

    • @gloriaputty2980
      @gloriaputty2980 3 роки тому +1

      T RG tt tr

    • @paragirl1
      @paragirl1 3 роки тому +4

      Good point!

    • @1ZodiacKiller
      @1ZodiacKiller 3 роки тому +13

      Right 😂 I think the same about Kevin Hart in 90 % of his Stand Up Specials... Everything that is funny is what his friends and/or family said and did

    • @CatsArePeopleToo
      @CatsArePeopleToo 3 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @HIGHLANDER_ONLY_ONE
      @HIGHLANDER_ONLY_ONE 3 роки тому +11

      The thing is, the delivery is PRICELESS!!!

  • @PartialDemon
    @PartialDemon 3 роки тому +101

    Absolutely brilliant comedian with a great range of jokes.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 3 роки тому +178

    I SO appreciate the incredible writing. Rapid fire pre-planned jokes with segues! So many comics don’t have this talent or make the effort. Great wardrobe too.

  • @Munki
    @Munki 3 роки тому +44

    This guy was so inoffensive but funny. Takes real skill. Appreciate the recommendation, UA-cam. You did good today.

    • @hawaiigirl8089
      @hawaiigirl8089 3 роки тому +1

      No one should be offended in comedy. Its not political policy. Its a laugh

    • @mattjohnston1316
      @mattjohnston1316 2 роки тому +1

      There was nothing offensive about this comedian. If you claim to be offended, that is a YOU problem.

    • @Munki
      @Munki 2 роки тому

      @@mattjohnston1316 Mate I'm not sure why you responded to my comment. You wanna have another read of it and go again?

    • @hawaiigirl8089
      @hawaiigirl8089 2 роки тому

      @@mattjohnston1316 i think he’s funny too. However you cannot proclaim YOUR Opinion to others as some decree. let others work out their perceptions on their own there, boss

  • @thedreamstreampodcast9538
    @thedreamstreampodcast9538 3 роки тому +45

    Thank you Tommy Drake for telling jokes about disabilities, that were funny and unselfconscious. Much appreciated from the community.

  • @salt8661
    @salt8661 3 роки тому +66

    Where has this guy been hiding? Very funny!😀👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @5volts440
      @5volts440 3 роки тому +7

      On a Mexican cruiseship!

    • @carolscherer1991
      @carolscherer1991 3 роки тому +3

      He is hilarious 👏👍

    • @ellentaylor7547
      @ellentaylor7547 Рік тому +1

      Tommy has been doing stand-up for 30 years right out of high school. He was my daughter's boyfriend for several years.

    • @jaredevildog6343
      @jaredevildog6343 Рік тому

      @@ellentaylor7547 wow ! That's pretty cool !

  • @mb4lunch
    @mb4lunch 3 роки тому +43

    Take your pants off at airport security! LMAO

  • @alejandrogutierrez-pereira425
    @alejandrogutierrez-pereira425 3 роки тому +15

    Another great yet unheard of comedian. Thank you Dry Bar.

  • @markiahendrix60
    @markiahendrix60 3 роки тому +43

    His VERY LAST joke was just SOOO good ! I really enjoyed this set by Tommy Drake... He is a VERY talented comedian... 🏆 👍🏻

    • @johnathansaegal3156
      @johnathansaegal3156 2 роки тому +1

      I have already written down his last joke to use in a serious discussion at a later date with my European friends ;)

    • @markiahendrix60
      @markiahendrix60 2 роки тому

      @@johnathansaegal3156 I did the same thing Johnathan! It was great to re - watch this. Thank you for your reply man ! I had nearly forgotten this set...

    • @tlilmiztli
      @tlilmiztli Рік тому

      @@johnathansaegal3156 If you had to write it down, I think the joke is on you :D

  • @eddietucker3334
    @eddietucker3334 3 роки тому +18

    Funnist 40+ minutes I've seen in a long time. Something very good ahead for this guy.

  • @tatyanabeylin
    @tatyanabeylin 3 роки тому +8

    Loved every joke- smart, elegantly built, sharp. Great stage presence

  • @aaronterrell3452
    @aaronterrell3452 3 роки тому +30

    Tommy kept a smile on face! He’s very funny !

  • @slayer8actual
    @slayer8actual 3 роки тому +214

    "I sleep on the right side of the bed. My wife sleeps in the middle."
    "Why are all the covers on your side of the bed?"
    "Because all the people are on my side of the bed!"
    It's not an act, this guy really does have a wife.

    • @QuestionYourWorld
      @QuestionYourWorld 3 роки тому +4

      For real!

    • @fyre9123
      @fyre9123 3 роки тому +12

      For me it's my husband. I have a thing where I must be on the edge of the bed and if he's in a bad mood he will either coat me in covers or steal them all... I can't tell if he's trying to help or is salty over something from earlier in the day. The worst part is I CAN'T EVEN TELL because hormone fluctuations won't let me know ahead of time... oh but he knows. How in the ----

    • @busolaak
      @busolaak 3 роки тому +3

      🤣

  • @Elzaluel
    @Elzaluel 3 роки тому +16

    That last joke was fire

  • @markbrownner6565
    @markbrownner6565 3 роки тому +21

    one soft chuckle after another....very enjoyable.....

  • @isadon
    @isadon 3 роки тому +191

    He has a heightened sense of pain due to a medical condition called, being a man LMAO
    BAY AREAAAA 🗣

  • @dm-fw3qu
    @dm-fw3qu 3 роки тому +20

    Dude you are AWESOME!!! Do not change and please do not stop doing stand up. Btw I’ve done stand up myself. I KNOW that you cover about a million more distinct scenarios than most comics. My goodness. SO impressive. You have your sketch down PAT. You could easily milk many of your lines for another ten minutes. But instead you plow on to something completely different. You’re GREAT, I was laughing out loud. Don’t stop.

  • @mayenn2006
    @mayenn2006 2 роки тому +14

    Oh! This was awesome, I genuinely did not want it to end 👏👏👏

  • @hithereimjack2252
    @hithereimjack2252 3 роки тому +21

    The mouse in the microwave joke killed me

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 роки тому

      Took out a whole city

    • @swine13
      @swine13 3 роки тому

      LOL i would never have come up with something like that. He's a clever man... 🤔

  • @thomasjackson7785
    @thomasjackson7785 3 роки тому +25

    Will be watching this with my wife in the coming days 😂

  • @rebeccalynn885
    @rebeccalynn885 3 роки тому +45

    Yo his jokes great 😂😂😂 his wife sounds like mine 100% my wife and i are 15 years apart so i feel him

  • @dberd9149
    @dberd9149 3 роки тому +40

    Handsome and funny, killer combo!

  • @austinpatrick2682
    @austinpatrick2682 3 роки тому +41

    This guy is good! More please!

  • @heyitsthida
    @heyitsthida 3 роки тому +31

    Love this guy! Hilarious. Love his energy.

  • @tommern84
    @tommern84 3 роки тому +11

    That joke about the mouse in the microwave made me almost drive off the road 😂😂😂😂 listening to stand up on the car mediasenter is not always safe. Every now and then they will hit you with some comedy gold ⚡😊

    • @toshamccarty5115
      @toshamccarty5115 2 роки тому +2

      That's the joke that nearly killed me with laughter too. I started coughing and was gasping for breath, especially when I tried to explain to my Mom why I was laughing.

  • @kevinmontgomery1383
    @kevinmontgomery1383 3 роки тому +6

    They only wanted one, but I made them buy Twelve. Gold!

  • @sharonkeith601
    @sharonkeith601 3 роки тому +6

    How I learned to read. Followed my three brothers around in the woods until I was tired of spiders and snakes. Went home, saw a book and read it. I read "Bambi" eight times before I was 12. I grew up to discover the book "Bambi" was written for adults! No joke!

  • @clutzwinstead279
    @clutzwinstead279 3 роки тому +23

    This guy is FUNNY! !!

  • @revrup
    @revrup 3 роки тому +14

    Smart, creative humor! Thanks!

  • @fuluk.5336
    @fuluk.5336 3 роки тому +10

    This guy is hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nowhere25
    @nowhere25 3 роки тому +17

    This dude is hilarious LMAO

  • @bentontramell
    @bentontramell 3 роки тому +15

    That airline security joke...

  • @mchakar3759
    @mchakar3759 3 роки тому +29

    LMAO!! That was a fantastic set! So smart. Quick witted slaying material! Awkwardly intense and sarcastically clever! I'll be watching this on repeat. :-D

  • @Steven_nevetS
    @Steven_nevetS 3 роки тому +28

    hold the flat screen TV !!!!!!!!!

  • @kipthecourtjester
    @kipthecourtjester 3 роки тому +7

    What a great smart subtle comedian. I laughed and laughed!!!

  • @momentumflux8863
    @momentumflux8863 3 роки тому +19

    Witty! Fast delivery! Great style! Perfect!

  • @lolamcgreed
    @lolamcgreed 3 роки тому +53

    Just what I needed!!!🥰

    • @davidschlecht3979
      @davidschlecht3979 3 роки тому +1

      We all need more smiles and laughs!!! World can be beautiful.

    • @ragarcilazo
      @ragarcilazo 3 роки тому

      @DMoney Industry see see
      Se

    • @ragarcilazo
      @ragarcilazo 3 роки тому

      @DMoney Industry we
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  • @riversong6216
    @riversong6216 3 роки тому +46

    Your family must have been really wealthy we only had the "A" encyclopedia!!!

  • @prozerbak
    @prozerbak 3 роки тому +7

    I have to say, the ending jokes was what I've been missing for a long time 👍👍👍👍

  • @estherwiskel6550
    @estherwiskel6550 3 роки тому +9

    Soooooo funny, every line, 100% great humor and DELIVERY 👏👏👏♥️ had to pass it to all family, freinds and I really think I am going to make more friends.....Thank you Mister💋❤️

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 роки тому +30

    “They only needed one show, but I made them buy 12” 🤣🤣

  • @thegardeningwriterTT
    @thegardeningwriterTT 3 роки тому +26

    Gosh, this was good. ❤️!!!

  • @sachiperez
    @sachiperez 3 роки тому +3

    No tired observations... this man was amazing!

  • @susanmulvey6311
    @susanmulvey6311 3 роки тому +7

    I am laughing out loud!! He is hilarious!! He should be on HBO! Whoops, laughed so loud, scared my poor dog!!!

  • @allisonleader2453
    @allisonleader2453 3 роки тому +4

    What a great comic. 🤪. One in a hundred are this good.

  • @TeamCat1128
    @TeamCat1128 3 роки тому +6

    This guy is really good!

  • @lisalorenzo7451
    @lisalorenzo7451 3 роки тому +26

    I needed a new password so I had to change the cat's name. The mouse in the microwave was funny also

  • @GiftsbyChosen
    @GiftsbyChosen 3 роки тому +13

    This may not go to well for the No drawers flyers😁😁but it'll be hilarious to watch🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MJ-sy2en
    @MJ-sy2en 3 роки тому +7

    My favourite part is when the guy is laughing so hard he drowns the crowd 14:23

  • @e-reptiledysfunction2243
    @e-reptiledysfunction2243 3 роки тому +3

    That mouse joke was hilarious!!!

  • @TeamCat1128
    @TeamCat1128 3 роки тому +7

    Shots or shots! 🤣

  • @6729solarwolf
    @6729solarwolf 3 роки тому +13

    This guy... So funny

  • @Gojuninja
    @Gojuninja 2 роки тому +7

    This was SO GOOD!!! Thanks for brightening up my day! :) And your Halloween story was spot on!!

  • @jeffreyanderson9941
    @jeffreyanderson9941 3 роки тому +4

    abe walked ten miles to school an back and never missed a day....and to celebrate his life we give kids the day off

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 3 роки тому +14

    Tommy Drake is so funny. I put the e on the end of his name cause I didn't need to spell tonight.. -he's hilarious...

    • @racingsponga
      @racingsponga 3 роки тому

      - I didn’t need it
      No need for needed

    • @racingsponga
      @racingsponga 3 роки тому

      Nena Elliott auto spell? Wasn’t a misspell, more like improper english, that is why i left the comment so when you edit it you see how proper it sounds now.... but hey we’ll say it was misspelled

    • @racingsponga
      @racingsponga 3 роки тому +1

      Nena Elliott whatever makes you feel good

    • @racingsponga
      @racingsponga 3 роки тому

      Nena Elliott my feelings are not attached to my phone, sorry

    • @racingsponga
      @racingsponga 3 роки тому

      Nena Elliott you’re still here crying 😭😂

  • @elisabethkrivoshieva8019
    @elisabethkrivoshieva8019 2 роки тому +3

    I thoroughly enjoyed this!

  • @johnafagerquist8235
    @johnafagerquist8235 3 роки тому +14

    Yep... I found that funny. Going looking for more.

  • @ViewerAnna
    @ViewerAnna 2 роки тому +4

    Hilarious!!! This is one of my favorites from Dry Bar - and that's some tough competition!

  • @GapofLove
    @GapofLove 3 роки тому +31

    I hope your wife comments here lol you're funny

  • @PhD777
    @PhD777 3 роки тому +7

    T! :)"(did) they make you learn to speak German?", "No.", "You're welcome"! ROFL

  • @GoodiesFire
    @GoodiesFire 3 роки тому +6

    He made me feel so old!!!😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @edylcnostrebor9722
    @edylcnostrebor9722 3 роки тому +10

    This person is so Funny

  • @10thletter40
    @10thletter40 3 роки тому +30

    Ninjas are quiet and they walk in the middle of the street 😁 thats brilliant Ill try that with my neighbor's kid

    • @dberd9149
      @dberd9149 3 роки тому

      😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @eevkpr6365
    @eevkpr6365 3 роки тому +17

    not a min in and i laughed :) nicely done

  • @pattishannon7012
    @pattishannon7012 3 роки тому +2

    Oh my GOSH! Tommy Drake looks just like my favorite dentist and is easier to laugh at because I don't have tools in my mouth! Seriously, I loved this special. I wish him success and fulfillment in his career of making people laugh out loud.

  • @amyjoedwards6711
    @amyjoedwards6711 3 роки тому +16

    Funny dude 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @factual01495
    @factual01495 3 роки тому +4

    So I bought her the soundtrack
    ..that was good😀

  • @ryanw1140
    @ryanw1140 3 роки тому +10

    First grade is like a rave

  • @summerd7668
    @summerd7668 2 роки тому +1

    This is one of my favorite sets on DryBar. He is not appreciated as much as he should be.

  • @gregpeters9916
    @gregpeters9916 Рік тому +1

    Absolutely love Dry Bar 😂😂😂

  • @TraceyBoyland
    @TraceyBoyland 2 роки тому +2

    Sam's club joke. The best
    Wait, the wife's burn was even better.

  • @granthendriksz2507
    @granthendriksz2507 3 роки тому +3

    Two thumbs up👍👍

  • @edylcnostrebor9722
    @edylcnostrebor9722 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you for sharing your story with us

  • @qc9329
    @qc9329 3 роки тому +6

    This is too funny!

  • @susan6868
    @susan6868 3 роки тому +7

    Hilarious!❤️

  • @necoragha65
    @necoragha65 3 роки тому +8

    Excellent! I've just become a fan.

  • @jessickalush3305
    @jessickalush3305 3 роки тому +2

    Easily a dry bar favorite

  • @deborahedelman2659
    @deborahedelman2659 3 роки тому +3

    Terrific!!!

  • @leeboriack8054
    @leeboriack8054 Рік тому +1

    This guy is great, hope to see more of him.

  • @joscelynpease6656
    @joscelynpease6656 Рік тому +1

    Extremely funny and smart comedy, very enjoyable.

  • @rosaazul88
    @rosaazul88 3 роки тому +7

    I'd prefer the flat screen 😜

  • @angelzavala2554
    @angelzavala2554 3 роки тому +6

    Great special, very funny, very smart man.

  • @jerryturner2310
    @jerryturner2310 2 роки тому +7

    I'm sure he might love being a stand-up comedian, but this guy deserves his own sitcom.
    To me, he's funnier than Jerry Seinfeld and Ray Romano.
    He seems to have great comedic timing and delivery. Had me rolling the whole time.

    • @angelvoice2376
      @angelvoice2376 2 роки тому

      ABSOLUTELY sickening!! He is a real talented guy. Def deserves his own sitcom. All in favour say "Dry!!" ❤ 👍

  • @thordogwood8053
    @thordogwood8053 Рік тому

    Thanks! I have been so stressed today, and you made me laugh out loud soooo many times! 😄

  • @DirtyPrancing
    @DirtyPrancing 3 роки тому +20

    I love how so many Californian refugees have fled to Texas, it's a cliche now.

  • @christopherm1904
    @christopherm1904 5 місяців тому

    Had the opportunity to see Tommy Drake last week on a Carnival cruise. Had a blast watching both his PG and R rated acts. Not sure why Carnival created 2 different shows as his adult content was completely appropriate for younger viewers. He uses no profanity or sexual references in his shows...and I appreciate that. Just "laugh out loud", clean, on-point comedy. His delivery and timing are perfect. Not sure he uses new material for his shows now-a-days as this DryBar comedy bit was pretty much the exact show he performed for us. In his PG show, he does incorporate his juggling talents, albeit in a funny way. My kids were rolling on the ground in laughter.