When To Lie To Your Wife. Marty Simpson - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 3 січ 2025
- When to lie to your wife according to Marty Simpson is when she asks how she looks in a dress, but that might be difficult if you have a lot of trouble lying. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special form Marty Simpson, Marty breaks down his son's hilarious problem with lying. Whether you have bats in your attic or you're just at home minding your own business, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Marty Simpson is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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‘Lost my keys’😂🤣🤣I am from Zambia and I really couldn’t stop laughing at the Lusungu and Thandizo story. We do swallow some of our words when we speak english!
That was so funny!!
That house whith the pool😄
You spelled their names correctly!!! Thanks so much for the support. My new drybar special is out this week!
I don't say this often but this guy is a natural. Looking forward to more of his stuff 👍
Thanks Charles!! My second Drybar dropped this week check it out!!
“A Pentecostal mouse” 😂😂😂
And that crowd comment “smack em” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks Ruth!!!!
Bug man was brutal 😂😂 I lost it when he said the bats have shoulder blades 🤣😂
Google images of upside down bats dancing
Bateman seen some crazy stuff 😜
It’s so funny to me how folks mention this like to me. It’s so true though. They have tiny little shoulder blades!!!! Hahhahaha.
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This guy is just great. Had me crying I was laughing so hard. First couple jokes not the best but stay with him. He gets better and better!
I agree, especially after that woman yelled. "smack 'em". GOLD.
Thank you for that! I was about to leave, but saw your comment and by the end i was almost crying laughing, so thanks
My faveeeeee
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Thanks y’all!!!! It means a lot you’d stick with me! My second drybar dropped this week check it out. Curios for your thoughts! I think I started stringer on the second one. 😊
I got to attend this show as a live audience member and he was the best comedian of the night.
Thanks Samuel!! My second drybar droppped this week. Check it out.
“There was a clear window where you could have proved that you have a soul.” Too funny! 😂😂😂
Thank you for noticing my favorite line!
The speaking in tongues bat made me laugh so hard 🦇
Thanks Ashley!! My new drybar special is out this week!! ❤
Thanks
This guy is great. Story telling, timeing, he's got it all . He can see the humor in everyday life, so he will probably go far.
Marty I feel for you and your family. Our daughter had to have that surgery too. It was just heartbreaking to get thru! I'm so glad yah'll can have a little fun with it. Our daughter is 34 years old now and is doing great. Enjoyed your comedy very much! Best wishes and prayers and appreciation for your clean comedy success.
I had that surgery 40 years ago - I have steel rods and wore that 9-month body cast. It's amazing how far medical technology has advanced since then!
This is amazing!! Savannah is 24 now so we are almost ten years into the rods!!!! She’s doing great too!! My new drybar dropped this week if you want more!
I never leave comments… But this guy is hilarious! I love him I love him I love him 😍 amazing!!!
I feel honored to have your comment!!
Yup. The worst thing about working as a teacher/coach ARE DEALING WITH PARENTS.
The worst thing about working as a teacher/coach IS dealing with parents. I'm not sending my kids to your school.
The timing when that lady yelled, "smack 'em" was too much for me, I'm still in tears.🤣🤣🤣
Thanks!!!❤
It's been awhile since I laughed this hard at a Dry Bar comedy show 😂
Thanks David!!
It's been 2 years, and when I saw your response I had to listen to it again. Laughed hard again!
Really hilarious especially with the southern accent. Cant wait for more from him...
@@rogerwilco99 My brother lived in Savannah, Ga. and went by his middle name Alan but would never tell his friends what the L. in his first name stood for so when my parents and I drove down to see him they noticed Dad called him by his first and middle name (as parents due when a child is in trouble and growing up he apparently was often in trouble) and his friends noticed that however they heard it as Lord Alan not what Dad was saying which was Lloyd Alan. And "Lord" Alan never told them any differently.
I have an accent? 😮😂😂😂
They "keys" joke was epic! I love how it builds
Thanks!!
The bat story was hilarious. The key story tore that one up. lol!
Thanks Linda!
Between "bug man" & helping the mom look for her "keys" I couldn't breathe!! Seriously hilarious.
Bug man was so funny ahahaha!
Same! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Thanks y’all!! My new special is on drybar this week!! ❤
😄😄😄😄😄😄 .... the joke about the keys /kids ... HILARIOUS
bug man wasn't bonded but bonded recently ..Lol
Hilarious! He would be a fun neighbor. My mom had bats, she called the sheriff's department. I told her she should have called me...my sons would have gotten them. I live in SC too. They will fly over the pool, dip down and get water...they don't bother you.
I agree, just make sure if you have long hair, wear it in a bun when swimming at night 😉 I think they're very cute
Good for you!! Me too!! SC
Most importantly, bats keep the mosquito population waaaaaaaaaaay way down.
Are they not federally protected ?
@@VortexMaguswhen we got rid of them We immediately had a mosquito problem. Hahah.
That Zambia woman part was amazing lol
I was wondering when that part was but when it did, it was hilarious 1🤣
Laughing out loud ...from Zambia!❤😅
@ 18:06
Really funny. I like how he gets the names correct. Kikikiki 🤣😂. Make another set and it will take 5 min to make them....
Loving it from Zambia. 😁
This guy is truly hilarious! 😂🤣👏
Oh my...
I haven't laughed...
This much!!!
In some time...
Thank you!!!
Thank you!!! ❤❤ my new drybar dropped this week if you want more!
I've wondered my entire adult life why people use the expression, "blind as a bat". Now I know. Thank you, Drybar. ;)
Some types of bats have excellent eye sight.
@@InnannasRainbow that's deep
Heeeeheee!!! 🤣
I've watched almost all the Drybar videos and this one with bats is my favorite. I've rewarched it 6x now. 🥰🤣😂 This guy still makes me laugh so much 🥰🤣
Thanks so much for the support!! My new special is out this week on drybar !! Let me know if it’s as good?
@@MartySimpson I got an 8 minute clip 🥰✨😂😄🤣😁
Looking forward to more ✨🥰
I made my brother watch it. Then my Momma. Both times listening to them laugh 😂🤣✨ was the best. 2 years later & we still giggle over the bat & pool fiasco 🥰😊😄😁😂🤣
Thanks Marty for your expertise in comedy
Jake you clearly know your stuff. 😅
Hash tag hubba hubba 😂🤣 funniest dad ever 🤩 I had to pause to breathe from laughing so hard 🤣🤣.
Laughed so hard at 5am woke up my wife and dogs! Absolutely hilarious!
This is such a great comment. Thanks so much!!
"...they'll probably go to that house right there..."😂
Southern humor works in Provo. The Zambian mama story was hilarious.
As a retired OR nurse, I teared up when you described you daughter hopping out of bed. Good for her!!
Let’s go!!! Loved reading this comment. Thanks so much. ❤
The key/ kids joke and cell phone joke were hilarious!!😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
Thanks!!
OMG I have bats too and guess what... No one does bat removal here either 😄
Better to have bats in the belfry or attic than to have bugs in your tea while you're trying to relax on the porch in the evening.
BTW, Bats do not attack people. When/If they get caught in your hair, it's because they were going for the bugs flying around your head.
@@petehenry7878 lmao
sounds like a job for The Bugman
@@karatzification lol
@@petehenry7878 yes I know..but they do carry rabies 😬..
It sucks that today's world is so messed up that the comedians have to explain jokes to the crowd, so they don't get upset if it's not politically correct etc. Sad times. Not to mention that they tell jokes for a living and that's why they paid to see them.
They didn't pay to see a political activist and join a support group.
Laugh people, laugh. A black comedian Alonza Boden said it best "a joke is either funny or not funny, you don't go out and form a focus group to see who got offended by the joke". Awesome comedian and rational thinker.
Yeah, he is one of the Best on Dry Bar!
Absolutely
You can thank feminists and the LGBT greatly for that. Oh wait, I must explain that what I meant was... No it is exactly how it sounds.
@@DarknoorX And BLM, Obama and former Vice President Biden!
@@timo4938 I'm not American to know if you're sarcastic or not.
This is one of the best!! Love him!!
Thanks Anna! ❤
I think the "smack'em" is much less emotionally damaging.
context counts. lolol
Props to that lady!
You guys... I'm gonna get fired! 😂😂😂.. I work at a spa and can't be laughing this loud, but I can't stop listening 😭😭😭
The pools 😄
Thanks so much for this comment!!
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!
Bravo Bravo this is great. love the set man. the hair thing and the Keys/kids thing had me laughing so hard.
Oh Captain, my Captain! ❤
If you put a pair of thin metal framed glasses on him, he could pass a director Skinner from the X Files 😂
Hilarious!! Should have way more views!!
Thanks!!!!❤
One of the best! My sides hurt!
Thanks! Special two on drybar this week!! ❤
I saw this a couple years ago. It’s incredibly funny again!!!
The bit about the keys 🔑. Hilarious!!!
I absolutely LOVE this guy!!! And, I hope that people who are just getting comedy take a lesson from him that cursing incessantly is NOT funny.
Racing girl you rock!! Thx!! ❤
@@MartySimpson LOL!!! You’re welcome! Thank you!!
He was so good, I wanted to hit the like button twice.
Thank you so much Jessica!! ❤
Hashtag hubba hubba
This guy’s easily one of the best on dry bar
Well you clearly know your stuff. I vote for you for head of the internet.
Hunched over laughing!!!
Awesome!
I like him, hope he gets big!
My second drybar dropped this week. If you want more!
I loved the Zambian kids joke...am Zambian too🇿🇲😅😅😅
Shout out to Zambia!!
Great fun! Hat is well employed--wonderful kid discipline advice--all very smart & FUNNY.
HAHAHHAHHA. ❤
First time I've seen him. He's great!
Mouse talking in tongues ? Lol
You are fantastic. Thank you. Again.
Thanks so much!! ❤❤
Great laugh brother !
Thank you
You're hilarious 😂 I needed this
😆😆😆 OUTSTANDING
Omg I cried my stomach hurts🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Thanks so much!!
Dude is funny as hell!
Thanks!
Funny as heck
I literally peed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My dog is thinking of running away now…..
My daughter used to do that when she laughed!!
I want a longer set!
Jillian my second drybar came out this week if you want more!!! ❤
Very entertaining and fun!
Man this is hilarious!
Thanks!!!❤
"It was a spiritual experience" 🤣
😂😂
A Pentecostal bat is hilarious 😂😂😂
Seriously. Thank you. Seriously. G-d bless you.
Hilarious!! 🤣
Irreplaceable " Keys : Kids " bit ...
Patent worthy indeed.
I was hysterical on that one. Brilliant.
Thanks y’all!!
Something oddly satisfying about someone from the South telling Utahans that "God knows your heart" haha
Hilarious.
I knew I was going to laugh before I clicked
What does that say about my face?
Marty, you are funnier than when I knew you at BLS!! Best wishes. Karen
Oh the Carolina bat song!!! They have scared the mess out so many of my friends!!!!
Filarious.
Oh my this guy is good!
Thanks Teresa!
The camera shot of the lady who said 'smack em!' Has her husband in the shot with a flat face lmao he's like 'dammit Emily'
Hahahahahhahaha ❤
Love the bat story!
Great set. 👍
That is exactly what bats look like when they climb, they're the most awkward looking things when not flying and trying to anything thats not upside down.
Preach!
So so clever truly enjoyable
Thanks Courtnie!
Does this guy know why casinos have no windows or clocks? cause clock is a reference to the passage of time 😂his giant watch is reminding me how much time I'm wasting on his stand up special😁
He's funny! This guy's GREAT! I'll tell you another is Josh Sneed. Gonna be huge
I'm from South Carolina standing out when we were kids we would throw rocks off and then little bats what's swim down and get them thinking they were bugs dude you're hilarious
Thanks! ❤
Loved him!
Thanks Jude.
Thanks!!
Don't kill BATS! Bats are awesome and essential
We immediately had an insect problem when they were gone.
Lmao sounds like my cousin 🤣 with his Bobcat he lives in South Carolina with Mr.Critter me n my coworkers used to take turns pranking him lmao 🤣
You looked just like a bat crawling up the wall! LOL!!
Pentecostal bats😂
Good stuff I swear.
Too funny!!!
The key story 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂 crying
Thanks!!
Guys great
Smack them lol 😆 🤣
My son has/had scoliosis and had that same surgery. Definitely NO joke there!
I’ve never been this early 😵👌🏻