Babies Look Like Potatoes. Andy Hendrickson - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 9 лис 2020
- Babies look like potatoes, we all think it, Andy Hendrickson is just the only one brave enough to say it. Whether it's living in the shadows of your brothers success, or just not feeling sure how you should feel about the way a newborn baby looks And Hendrickson's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
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Having been in Iraq and a recipient of a coffee donation, his joke about "What kind of message do you want to send them?"
"Gee, I don't know......stay alert?" hit me as especially funny. By the way, thank you very much, coffee donors! It was all greatly appreciated!
Slayer Mack, thank YOU for your service. 🤗
Thank you for your service
Thank you for your service 🇺🇸
Thank you for your service!
Awesome stuff bro thanks for sharing 🫡
Put me down, taught me a life lesson, and wrote a joke, all in one move! Lol his brother must be fun
He was great and what a great audience
Hbu hhh
Pppppppp
When I was in Iraq, if we got a pound of coffee with a note, "Stay alert" I think I'd have died from laughing.
Same. When both of my parents were in Iraq they would talk about how much coffee they would get all the time.
Thank you for your service 🇺🇸
Thank you for your service!
...As someone who is currently on dating sites, him finding a 100% perfect match-and it ending up being with himself-had me in tears. 😂
😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Note to self: don't read the comments before getting all the way through the video, because there are people who spoil the jokes.
Ariana.
You got that right. In high school, I dated a couple of girls with personality profiles like that. Once each.
Please everyone. Carefully on the dating sites. People r not always who they say or pretend that they r ??? It tough 2 trust the internet with everything.. some things. Just do on your own ??
I miss my mom calling me daily, talking to me about nothing. More than once a day. She was a sweetheart❤
So sorry for your loss. 😢
I'm sorry for your loss, Marlee. There is only one mom in this world...
Daily, just to check in
My mom used to call me 20 times a day. Now she doesn't understand talking on the phone. My brother put her in a home after my stroke. I miss tucking her in at nite. She's too far away & I don't have a car.
Sorry for your loss. Just hold it close to your heart that you and her had a great relationship some people don't get that.❤
“I have to replay conversations I had a year ago” so true
I loved that part about drinking from a water hose as a young boy... There IS indeed a VERY distinct flavor of that water 💧 we all loved SO well. 😏
It is called lead. Most water spout bibs, even today, are leaded.
@@lewislewis103 Even today they are? Wow. That is news to me... 😬 Thanks for the heads up Lewis!
@@markiahendrix60 Yes! Isn't that nuts? I looked forever for a bib without it. I was shocked they sold them at all but nobody reads labels, I guess☹
@@lewislewis103 Well, I will be more careful about reading the labels in the future! I have a mind to go to Lowes this afternoon and ask for one specifically. 🤨 That's crazy... Also, I grew up on a small horse farm. I love that paint horse in your profile.
@@lewislewis103 Buzz kill😑🤣🤣
As a Marine infantryman who worked in the ward room, I can assure you that if the admirals had a picnic, none of them would be carrying anything. Maybe a drink and a cigar.
Finally found a great comedian who keeps it clean!
My baby sister is nicknamed potato, and it's practically replaced her name so I immediately clicked this video, very excited!
When my friend's kid was little, his head was really big so we called him Mr. Potato Head 😆
Yeah I'm "tater"...pretty sure my family has forgotten my real name at this point. Naturally, when my kids were born, they were called "tater tots"🥔😂
My daughter has a nickname of Tater
"I dont know...stay alert I guess." Lmao
You are a four-star admiral in comedy!
Thanks Nancy!
Aww that's sweet 😊
Yes, totally agree. ❤
You can usually tell w/in the first minute or 2 whether a comedian is good or great… you sir, are Great at your job! Thanks for the laughs!
And that's when you dog-ear the video.
He was really funny. Very relaxed and just kept going with the jokes and his sketch was very smooth.
Part of why he's an excellent comedian is that he's NOT relaxed, but he can maintain all that!
He's also very handsome actually, I didn't notice it at first (because I'm just listening while crocheting). This is my second view.
Hearing people order at Starbucks is like listening to a foreign language.
Yeah I just get a tea... I never know what to order or how to order it! Should have to study for a test before you enter!
And they look at you like, "Get a life, this is Starbucks!" If you just want a CUP OF COFFEE!!!!!!!
I worked at a cafe when I was a kid, and I could always tell who the starbucks customers were because they'd say their order backwards, act like I knew what grande meant, and pronounce espresso 'expresso'..
Steve Martin did it first in LA Story. "I'll take a half double decaffeinated half caf. With a twist of lemon."
I refuse to buy anything from the hypocrites at Starbucks.....
"Namaste. Egg whites." absolutely floored me!
Love this guy.
Andy is absolutely the best!! His timing and material is matchless. More Andy!!♥️
Wow. He wasn't kidding. His brother really did accomplish all that....I just Googled it.
@T. Unique
Just Google "Rear Admiral Brian Hendrickson". It's all there.
😂 😂 😂 😂
Well I would hope so. It's gonna piss a lot of people off if you make up Admiral.
Dont think it's illegal but people would be upset.
It's cool to hear that this guy is from my home state of New Jersey
@@dillongage7628 it's called Stolen Valor.
To impersonate anyone, from a military background. Or claim to have earned medals, or claim to have served, when you haven't etc.
You can be jailed for it. You can be given a criminal record.
But and sadly so, the law has to many grey area's,
Which makes it easier for imposters to win case's.
On youtube type in stolen valor video's,
And you have some real military guy's, taking on imposters in public.
Its amusing to watch them be caught out😂
But sad as well, because it fucks with veterans etc, and that's despicable.
The law was started in 2005 by bush i believe, and finished by Obama when he was in power.
A superb drybar act, excellent self deprecating material and delivery. Great stuff!
Very smooth comedian.
Asian Pear. Also - the Arctic Penguin. THAT absolutely took me out!
Thank you Dry Bar.
Andy is Next Level Comedy, haven't laughed like that for a long while!
Andy, Andy, Andy you are sooo funny!
Your mannerism, facial language and timing is the best...mix it all together and that makes you one funny dude!
Awe...SO FUNNY 😂 thank you, I sure needed this. Excellent video......"let the baby air out a little bit." Hilarious.
When I lived "at home" my father had a Dachshund. Sometimes he (the dog!) needed some medication in pill form.
This dog ate his half pound of raw meat in three gulps and his favourite food was liver.
To administer the medication my mother would cut a slit in a piece of liver and "hide" the pill.
Meal time and the dog wolfed down his three mouthful.
Thirty seconds later he'd spit the pill out.
Those aren’t potato babies, they’re tater tots
I had friends that called their children that... And then there's me, that called my children monkeys. Lol
@@mandielou SuperNanny: "Cheeky Monkey".😄
Well played!
I have what I call tater tots, but they aren't kids. If you ever watch Family Guy you'll understand what I'm saying 😆
Lol
He was great and what a great audience
As a Brit, I loved the tea jokes 😉
Lol I always said newborns look like aliens.
My mom had a dream where I looked like Yoda when I was born. This was before I was born and she told everyone and now I can't live it down. Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
They look like little old men.
old school type of comedy i like it
You are one of the funniest comedians I've seen on Drybar. I watch Drybar because i love comedy but don't enjoy hearing profanity or jokes about casual sex. Not all of the comedians are great but I really think you have the rhythm, the timing for great comedy that makes all your jokes that much better. I laughed out loud and I hope you keep working to develop your comedy career.
Thank you!
Oh my… this guy has it all! His bits are tapping into my thoughts!!
"Enjoy your coffee you savage"
LMAO
But... I love asian pears. Seriously they do exist and they are refreshing af.
So according to his brother, the secret to success is NOT keeping up with the Kardashians
So what is my problem?
I don't keep up with any famous person.
... oh, ya, PAIN from pancreatitis.
What are Kardashians? Lol
@@angelafranklin2267 Melodramatic people who argue and have cameramen swarming them constantly, would you like to keep up with them?
@@gorg6151 😂😂
@@lourias yeah that's the secret secret to success: not having chronic pain.
Oh the woman at work how accurate!!!
Love his and his brother's relationship with their mom. Great material too! Watched it all the way to the end. :)
SPF Brian 😆
All I got to say is 👏,😂, and ✨ LLLOOOVVEEEEDDD IT
This guy is amazing I was laughing hard all the way through
Same
@@IvoryIto14 * As was I
Dry white toast. Then? I'm STILL wiping tears! If there is such a thing as "Too Funny", THIS is it! Oh, my stomach hurts. --Fink
The tootsiepop analogy got me laughing very hard! The whole set was amazing. Thank you!
Dude! I've been saying it for years! YES babies look like potatoes!!! And so do puppies!
I think they look like Winston Churchill
Yep, I googled it. There is an admiral Brian Hendrickson 😂
Pure gold. Relatable, superb delivery, amazing content. What more can I say 🥉
Fun stories, especially about admiral bro and mom. Thanks!
Rarely lol these days, but this fellow really hit the laugh button for me.
This guy is great!
When you’re barista and you listen to how his Starbucks order joke doesn’t make sense lol
One of my daughter was a preemie baby by the time she hit two months old she looked like a Lego man with a helmet on. She had basically no neck a big head and a square shaped body. Boy was she an ugly duckling. Now she is gorgeous with fiery red hair with a personality to match. 😁😂🤣
Best comedian EVER!!!
No, I mean it!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The chicken tastes depressed 🤣
This guy is amazing I was laughing hard all the way through
Mom gives all the reports!! This is literally the reason why I don’t have to really call my siblings LOL
He's fantastic! His timing is spot on. 😊🤣🤣
I just died that whole time🤣☠️☠️ Outstanding performance!!!
Stop making smoothies at 6am LOL!!!!!!!!
Stay up and worry with me 😅.
Funny:). Especially loved the wine-snob stuff.
I watched this 3 times,he's smooth &funny
This special is Golden Andy 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for all the relateable mom jokes
ah now i know why every now & then i get that "all circuits are busy" message when making a call 🤣
Gateway drug for... Starbucks Lemon Pound Cake... That stuff holds value like prescious metals
Scrapbooking cult could lead to Shadow Box addiction
The best way to describe an Asian pear is a mixture between a pear and an apple with extra water. Whoever says they can taste that in a wine is BSing!
I agree with your description.
YES! 🙌. I’m really feeling this guy! LUV YOU, Andy Hendrickson! 🤩
Thank you Hazel!
The wine tasting bit is hilarious
Lol,I can relate to the coffee jokes..im a coffee junkie 🤣🤣
His description of his mom in voicemail is how my mom is XD A whole lot of info dumping with no real point at the end
Very funny. Love the ADM joke. Navy veteran.
Thank you for your service!
Very funny. Intelligent and good timing,
i'm laughing so hard! i almost spit out my tea
He's very funny.
That tootsie pop bit got me 😂😂😂
I agree, starbucks is like ordering something from another planet. Rediculous crap.
And over-priced. I prefer coffee from in n out or McDonald's (regular coffee), cheaper and better tasting.
I’m tasting lady bug crap in this wine.
The "naners" is my favorite! 🤣
I looked it up, he really is an Admiral! Navy Rear Admiral Brian Hendrickson (retired).
He's awesome. Very funny 😁😆
His facial expressions are hilarious😅
Very Intelligent and or really good script. 5stars would rate again!
Remember though, his brother helped write his jokes! 😆
Catherine, you're what we call "meaner than ". ...but funny! 🤣
@@HomeTipsAndTricks it's not the 1st time I've been called that 😬🤣
Totally relate to the highway joke😂 multiple time's 😂
_I think it looks like a potato, kind of right now, potato with eyes._
Oh that's right, potatoes have eyes.
Thank you so much Dry Bar for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!
Top-shelf material.
Very charming guy. Nice.
Absolutely hilarious
He is HILARIOUS
Very strong finish. I feel like that expression about saving the best for last is spot on for this set.
Love this guy!
Freaking hilarious!!😂
Yeah, I tried that biofeedback visualization to get to sleep. "You're laying in a field of wild flowers on a beautiful summers day, a light breeze is blowing.." Me: "Are there bugs in the field that could crawl on me? My allergies might get triggered? Am I safe laying out in this field by myself?".
The best! I laughed in every segment. Definitely going to go to the app to add to the tip jar!
Actually, Asian pears are a distinct fruit and taste very differently from pears. We got some at an orchard last year and they are amazing! 10/10 would recomend, way better than pears!
The wine part killed me!
Very hilarious! Excellent pacing and delivery!
Love the guy! Reminds me of my all time favorite, Marc Maron
YAAAS DOGGY NATIONNN 🐕🤸😘
SUPERINTENDENT!!🤣😂
I fully intend to be super. Tomorrow...
He's funny ✔
He's cute ✔
We stan ✔ ✔
He can fill his trousers too.
Yup this chicken tastes like it used to be happy 😆 potato babies are tater tots 😂
A gem!! i laughed so much!!!!