Jake and Amir: Laundry

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  • Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
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  • @JimBeans
    @JimBeans 9 років тому +1024

    "Never act like I'm incorrect." This sums up their relationship perfectly.

    • @harryg4234
      @harryg4234 8 років тому +5

      +AntiStupid It's funny that your name is AntiStupid. And your top comment has received no idiotic replies like all the others.

    • @placenamehere953
      @placenamehere953 5 років тому +1

      @@wesley2936 no!

  • @ShatteredDimensionz
    @ShatteredDimensionz 9 років тому +1181

    And thus, the legendary beef was born.

  • @markasstwain
    @markasstwain 3 роки тому +313

    I can't believe how much Jake & Amir ended up shaping my sense of humor in life

    • @tbone_musict1768
      @tbone_musict1768 2 роки тому +12

      Bro me and my friends were just talking about that..it’s incredible really. They were ahead of their time

    • @Igelme
      @Igelme 2 роки тому +11

      @@tbone_musict1768 im glad people still come back to this stuff lol. When compared to some other stuff from 10-12 years ago, that stuff is so cringe compared to jake and amir. Maybe im biased but this aged pretty well, the humor still stands

    • @Waishwhw72i19sjx7
      @Waishwhw72i19sjx7 Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 Рік тому +1

      You say that like it's a good thing. Amir Blumenfeld is the only comedian who has the power to shorten people's lives.

    • @carrotslat8100
      @carrotslat8100 Рік тому +2

      Me too I was watching this stuff way back and it wasn’t until recently rewatching many that I realize how much it affected my sense of humor to this day

  • @MrBlackLenses
    @MrBlackLenses 6 років тому +171

    Holy shit, the way Amir says “yeah” a little differently each time is incredible comedic acting, he went from stubborn to admitting defeat and you hear it changing each time

  • @DixieCronin
    @DixieCronin 11 років тому +293

    Favorite line ever: Last Saturday I thought it was Sunday. Turns out it was Thursday. How's that for a Tuesday? Worst Monday ever. Wednesday!

    • @jackkingsby116
      @jackkingsby116 Рік тому +3

      My girlfriend heard that line and said it was dumb, but I agree with you.

    • @rnjbond
      @rnjbond 2 місяці тому +2

      Start making sense, now.

  • @juliomontoya8214
    @juliomontoya8214 2 роки тому +53

    I feel like I’ll be watching these every couple months for the rest of my life and I’m okay with that

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 Рік тому +7

      As a 10+ year viewer, welcome to the club

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 Рік тому +4

      Realizing now that you are prob part of the club

    • @wesspect
      @wesspect Рік тому

      @@coffin7904you best start believing in the club miss turner, cuz YA ARE ONE
      WITH YA

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 8 років тому +537

    Is this the first mention of beefing??

  • @Rythmbot
    @Rythmbot 12 років тому +25

    I love it when Jake does Amir's laugh.

  • @janlettens3092
    @janlettens3092 3 роки тому +12

    1) I'll make a playlist with my favorite JakeandAmir videos
    2) add every JakeandAmir videos
    3) I'll just use the channel
    repeat this cycle every year
    I'm pretty sure it's just 10 000 of us watching each video a 100 times

  • @henlypoop
    @henlypoop 6 років тому +46

    Two grown men sharing a nice beef together. This is the wholesome content I subscribed for.

  • @ThePaintTrain
    @ThePaintTrain 8 років тому +443

    9 hours late, how long is their workdays?

    • @christianstine3339
      @christianstine3339 8 років тому +33

      10 hrs like a normal person?

    • @ThePaintTrain
      @ThePaintTrain 8 років тому +17

      Christian stine Where im from a full time job is 37 hours a week and it doesn't seem like their work day is about to end :P

    • @christianstine3339
      @christianstine3339 8 років тому +13

      +Jesper Skov judging by how dark it is I'd say their work day is almost over, and where the hell do you live?

    • @ThePaintTrain
      @ThePaintTrain 8 років тому +6

      Christian stine There are Jake and Amirs where it's pitch-black outside :P
      Denmark.

    • @multibrainbagel
      @multibrainbagel 8 років тому +71

      +Christian stine what are you talking about lol a normal workday is 8 hours

  • @DontBeAGamer
    @DontBeAGamer 8 років тому +55

    Rewatching all the old jake and amirs and now im beefing because its over :(

  • @CameronBaba
    @CameronBaba 9 років тому +380

    SHIA
    THE
    FREAKIN
    BEEF

  • @euwerehere
    @euwerehere 4 роки тому +59

    I still regularly watch these in 2019 and they’re still hilarious

  • @jakedonahoo6994
    @jakedonahoo6994 2 роки тому +8

    This is the most iconic episode for one line
    “We’re beefing, we beefed”

  • @jpyopyo
    @jpyopyo 12 років тому +2

    love the way jake just gives in and says 'alright..' love this ep

  • @perryschnabel
    @perryschnabel 8 років тому +273

    It's 20 degrees outside. Aren't you cold?
    My first thought. What. 20 degrees are pretty warm. Then I realized the are in America :S

    • @NicoleSmith-sb1xi
      @NicoleSmith-sb1xi 8 років тому +5

      Sammeee

    • @inconsolablepeasant1548
      @inconsolablepeasant1548 8 років тому +38

      Fahrenheit is stupid. 32 degrees is the freezing point of water? What a random number

    • @serkif4073
      @serkif4073 8 років тому +14

      +Micah Warner Fahrenheit is scaled for how it feels to humans

    • @loot6
      @loot6 8 років тому +6

      +perryschnabel That's why no one uses fahrenheit anywhere in the whole world except America. Its actually true.

    • @simonjude6594
      @simonjude6594 8 років тому +17

      Micah Warner It's because it's not scaled to water, it's scaled to humans. It's the approximate range at which we can survive. (FYI, I am a supporter of the Celsius scale)

  • @teagan4211
    @teagan4211 7 років тому +91

    my brain is amir but in public I'm jake

    • @jonathandb91
      @jonathandb91 19 днів тому

      Holy shit I never thought of it this way, but 100%. My exterior facade is Jake (down to the sometimes breaking but generally holding it together), while internally my brain / subconscious is as bad as, if not worse than, Amir.

  • @Zeezjay
    @Zeezjay 10 років тому +18

    actually real talk putting a bit of vinegar in with your clothes when they wash keeps the colors brighter and it softens the fabric

    • @ashleyb2984
      @ashleyb2984 6 років тому +1

      Zeezjay I was gonna say. It also neutralizes odors.

  • @yousefjebai322
    @yousefjebai322 10 років тому +76

    Best. Jake and Amir. Ever. "Ha ha haaa. Not today."

  • @gullungen95
    @gullungen95 8 років тому +11

    IMO, best J&A episode...
    hell, best CH episode!

  • @footballer199544
    @footballer199544 12 років тому +1

    This is by far the best one ever

  • @lsm234
    @lsm234 10 років тому +87

    Out takes - HD
    Actual Video - 360p
    WTF

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid 4 роки тому +5

      They uploaded videos in HD on their website and 360p on UA-cam.

    • @lsm234
      @lsm234 4 роки тому +10

      @@e13kid Damn man, 6 years. Thanks anyway though :P

    • @ramo_pyjamo
      @ramo_pyjamo 3 роки тому

      @@lsm234 not only did he reply 6 years late he also replied after they shut their website down and mentions their website.

  • @missmahinay5297
    @missmahinay5297 2 роки тому +1

    I’ll never forget the day I met them in Austin, Tx. It was surreal 💛

  • @GlassehDanse
    @GlassehDanse 12 років тому +6

    I love when Jake talks like that in that tone of voice. :D

  • @SebastianCreel
    @SebastianCreel 7 років тому +48

    "Last Saturday I thought it was Sunday. Turns out it was Thursday, how's that for a Tuesday. Talk about the worst Monday ever. Wednesday."
    The only day he didn't mention was Friday 😂😂

  • @ianmathwiz7
    @ianmathwiz7 10 років тому +83

    Nine hours late? How long is their work day?

  • @johnc8209
    @johnc8209 2 роки тому +15

    im rewatching everything and this shits so damn funny

  • @Rictorian
    @Rictorian 11 років тому +23

    "I'm a beef"
    I went fucking crazy.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 2 роки тому

      Hands down one off my all time favorite J&A sentences!

  • @jonas3333
    @jonas3333 6 місяців тому

    One of the best. A true classic! I gotta commend Amir AGAIN, for his seamless line delivery.
    He takes on so much to say sometimes & while there are multiple takes I'm sure, he still gets it done well.

  • @ghj6363
    @ghj6363 11 років тому +30

    Maaaan it's officially 3 hours till I call sick for work...

    • @t678r
      @t678r 11 років тому +79

      just ring your boss and say "haaahahahaaa, not today!"

    • @user-vb4sf5zr2k
      @user-vb4sf5zr2k 7 років тому +1

      Did it work?

    • @mitus123
      @mitus123 7 років тому

      ivanvarbanov chandler ahhaaha

  • @abbierouse5713
    @abbierouse5713 3 роки тому +1

    i don’t know how many years it’s been since i’ve watched this but i do know every single word to it

  • @HaterzGonnaH8
    @HaterzGonnaH8 12 років тому +13

    "oh no you didn't!"
    "it's vinegar"

  • @zihark19
    @zihark19 12 років тому +2

    Amir's fighting stance is awesome

  • @theobirkholz
    @theobirkholz 9 років тому +39

    Now that they are ending, im gonna be beefing a lot

  • @RaycrowX
    @RaycrowX 5 місяців тому +1

    This is the cutest episode 😉

  • @davesoverthere
    @davesoverthere 8 років тому +37

    I'm beefing soy!

  • @bleubeurd
    @bleubeurd 12 років тому +1

    One of their best, imo

  • @eddievraney4708
    @eddievraney4708 8 років тому +5

    2012 is the best year for this show

  • @madbar01
    @madbar01 12 років тому

    This is now my favorite episode yet!

  • @Darkmatter105
    @Darkmatter105 7 років тому +15

    I said hhhahhhhhh not today!

  • @08zwatt
    @08zwatt 12 років тому

    Hands down, best Jake and Amir ever.

  • @jessesegel2606
    @jessesegel2606 6 років тому +4

    “Yeah, last Saturday I thought it was Sunday. Turns out it was Thursday. How’s that for a Tuesday? Talk about the worst Monday ever. Wednesday.”

  • @BreadedBoss
    @BreadedBoss 12 років тому

    I always feel like I've watched every episode but nope!!! I get to watch more Jake and Amir yes!!! If I ever do watch all of them and new ones...I'll just re-watch them!!!

  • @nicklespale22
    @nicklespale22 2 роки тому +5

    0:13 Jake defending his integrity for once in a Jake and Amir.
    0:15 Amir noticing this and humbling apologizing for challenging it.

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 12 років тому

    Are you waiting for me to cry? Love this!

  • @WeinerBiscuits
    @WeinerBiscuits 4 роки тому +4

    This has to be an all-timer

  • @thebob194
    @thebob194 12 років тому

    i beg of u never end this series

  • @BL-mf3jp
    @BL-mf3jp 7 років тому +6

    Here come the waterworks!

  • @DevouredByBunny
    @DevouredByBunny 12 років тому

    i really miss the little promotion of their dvd at the end, i loved that song :(

  • @whatno5090
    @whatno5090 4 роки тому +5

    Amir actually has a bit of a point with "why are you not complimenting me", I think Jake actually should at least acknowledge that Amir is *trying* to be a better person (when he does try).

  • @TheYonderer
    @TheYonderer 12 років тому +1

    BEST LINE EVER: JAKE-"Never act like I'm incorrect"

  • @sophiorr4138
    @sophiorr4138 10 років тому +14

    We're beefing

  • @MrJeffu5
    @MrJeffu5 12 років тому

    One of the best episodes!

  • @theoingram7852
    @theoingram7852 10 років тому +10

    Jake and Amir chin strap beard
    They shared an other beef

    • @scharb
      @scharb 10 років тому +2

      and my personal favorite, double date

  • @F4rl30d
    @F4rl30d 11 років тому

    boy i watched each one of these episodes more than 5 times !

  • @lordlossize
    @lordlossize 8 років тому +5

    20 degrees? thats so hot! how is that cold?!

    • @sophiaquesadilla
      @sophiaquesadilla 8 років тому +2

      Fahrenheit

    • @binkybinkles
      @binkybinkles 8 років тому

      +lordlossize “Enclave” GG ikr fucking america -_- (i live there)

    • @binkybinkles
      @binkybinkles 8 років тому

      +lordlossize “Enclave” GG why tf are we still on the metric system? i blame trump

    • @krazykandy2138
      @krazykandy2138 8 років тому

      They're in America

    • @lordlossize
      @lordlossize 8 років тому

      Krazy Kandy yeah, like ive already acknowledged, i got that. and like i said, its just america throwing their toys out the pram trying to be different.

  • @divingdays
    @divingdays 12 років тому

    Definetly one of the best

  • @jacksoncorcoran8110
    @jacksoncorcoran8110 7 років тому +3

    Haaaaa. Not today

  • @Tkforworld
    @Tkforworld 11 років тому

    Thanks for posting this up! I totally had my volume down.

  • @luckerleyjean6168
    @luckerleyjean6168 4 роки тому +3

    does any still watch jake and amir cause the vids are pretty dec

    • @DatsMac
      @DatsMac 2 роки тому

      There are more than deec,they re ok.

  • @sydneysimpson8360
    @sydneysimpson8360 9 років тому

    This is my all-time favourite Jake and Amir.

  • @Phazon8058MS
    @Phazon8058MS 10 років тому +33

    20 degrees isn't cold at all... That's actually a pretty nice day.

    • @vonschuhart
      @vonschuhart 10 років тому +54

      he means 20 degrees Fahrenheit brochacho

    • @Phazon8058MS
      @Phazon8058MS 10 років тому +36

      ***** *facepalms You know I should have realized that, but I didn't. Damn me and my Canadian-ness.

    • @Phazon8058MS
      @Phazon8058MS 10 років тому +4

      ***** Yeah Fahrenheit makes no sense. In celsius, 0 degrees is freezing point. In fahrenheit it's like 32 degrees or something. It makes no sense...

    • @vonschuhart
      @vonschuhart 10 років тому

      it has something to do with being relative to the human body. our body is roughly a hundred degrees Fahrenheit, give or take a few degrees.

    • @Faust1an
      @Faust1an 10 років тому +6

      Phazon8058MS The kelvin scale makes more sense, 0 is absolute zero and so forth, its basically like Celsius without negative numbers.

  • @o0Theresa0o
    @o0Theresa0o 12 років тому

    I just had surgery and am really stoned on painkillers... and I watched this, and now my mind is blown.

  • @Vanquished12
    @Vanquished12 12 років тому

    One of their best

  • @slammajamma777
    @slammajamma777 12 років тому

    omg this is my favorite Jake and a Mir

  • @thehumpalumpions
    @thehumpalumpions 12 років тому

    i love when Amir goes on with his flashback monologues

  • @danieljohnson2046
    @danieljohnson2046 11 років тому

    My first Jake And Amir episode I ever saw... memories.

  • @lightningmcdweeb
    @lightningmcdweeb 7 місяців тому

    god jake and amir's humor has affected my humor so much i went from being well-received funny friend to bizarro misanthrope. WINNING

  • @mw2nubcake
    @mw2nubcake 11 років тому

    why dont i get this! I have seen every episode at least 3 times!

  • @forenboy92
    @forenboy92 12 років тому

    haha jake and amir are my favorite part about collegehumor!

  • @StefanRS
    @StefanRS 12 років тому

    This is one of the best episodes! Love it!

  • @felixnachtigal8588
    @felixnachtigal8588 2 роки тому

    One of the best acting performances of Jake and Amir’s career

  • @OMAJgaad
    @OMAJgaad 12 років тому

    Haha i love u guys, btw do u think u can maby show bloopers? That would be awesome :)

  • @robinbcovers
    @robinbcovers 12 років тому

    You're beefing? I'm CRYING. So much laughter.

  • @dais1151
    @dais1151 4 роки тому +1

    How have I never seen this one I thought I'd seen them all

  • @zazza19971997
    @zazza19971997 12 років тому

    This is too hard to comprehend

  • @clindo3236
    @clindo3236 11 років тому

    Fav jake and amir video

  • @OMGXDWESTON
    @OMGXDWESTON 12 років тому

    Never gets old

  • @confusedbugger
    @confusedbugger 12 років тому

    This was the funniest Jake and Amir in a while.

  • @Macmo0699
    @Macmo0699 11 років тому

    This is my favorite one

  • @SMXshow
    @SMXshow 3 роки тому

    0:56
    Crazy how in some parts of the world 20c is considered cold whereas in the UK we call it summer.

  • @WerewolfGuyyy
    @WerewolfGuyyy 2 роки тому +1

    "Hey, 9 hours late today..."
    That's a long fucking shift and Jake sounded like they weren't even close to being finished.

  • @MadeofAwesome77
    @MadeofAwesome77 11 років тому

    you bust his chops and I love you for it.

  • @frostyfire123456
    @frostyfire123456 12 років тому +1

    Funniest guys on youtube! They should have there own TV show, and how are they not #1 on youtube??

  • @Rokoshine
    @Rokoshine 12 років тому

    greatest ep ever

  • @gabrielkaam2
    @gabrielkaam2 4 роки тому +1

    0:49 that's awesome dude

  • @BigTeix
    @BigTeix 2 роки тому +1

    The best episodes are ones where Jake isn’t just recounting what Amir said and did.

  • @bigregg2013
    @bigregg2013 12 років тому

    fave episode

  • @TeknoPL
    @TeknoPL 12 років тому

    Niice, CollegeHumor you know what, post jake and amir in same breaks like that one, so either it does not get boring + you have more time to put an effort into it ;]

  • @MissHanake
    @MissHanake 12 років тому

    omg somehow or other the end was really cute

  • @ziuqs10
    @ziuqs10 12 років тому +1

    "Yeah last saturday i thought it was sunday turns out it was thursday, hows that for a tuesday, talk about the worst monday ever. Wednesday"
    Fucking LOL

  • @iCheeneTube
    @iCheeneTube 12 років тому

    Amir's monologs are the best

  • @iloveshenaegrimes
    @iloveshenaegrimes 12 років тому

    MY FAVORITE ONE

  • @RUnderScoreAnderson
    @RUnderScoreAnderson 11 років тому

    20 Fahrenheit. Fahrenheit freezing temperature is 32 degrees (we don't know why), so in Celsius, this would be about -6 degrees.

  • @CheaseForTheMasses
    @CheaseForTheMasses 12 років тому

    best one in months definantly

  • @SuperPenII
    @SuperPenII 12 років тому

    Didn't notice the first time, then pissed myself multiple times watching it again. Thanks for pointing it out!

  • @TheDevilyouDontknow1
    @TheDevilyouDontknow1 12 років тому

    like how here in vancouver 20 degrees is so frikin warm

  • @Gandalfthegangster
    @Gandalfthegangster 11 років тому

    its in Fahrenheit we use Celsius to measure the temperature so 20 degrees is -6 degrees in Celsius which is pretty cold

  • @mikedn8c
    @mikedn8c 12 років тому

    The face he makes at the beginning when he says "Mondays".