Jake and Amir: Tipping

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  • @ralphmellish845
    @ralphmellish845 4 роки тому +1342

    Idk if anyone's still watching these but the "poodle tartare cuz he's raw dogging the non-readers" gave me my first laugh in months

    • @samb8414
      @samb8414 4 роки тому +5

      I LOVED JT

    • @jackoparr
      @jackoparr 4 роки тому +43

      Always watching

    • @CheeseBurgerSugar
      @CheeseBurgerSugar 4 роки тому +40

      I’ll watch these forever and ever 😁😁

    • @jackkingsby116
      @jackkingsby116 4 роки тому +22

      Oh we're still watching hehehe

    • @jackkingsby116
      @jackkingsby116 4 роки тому +56

      @@whyfuckinchannel I try to give it like 3-6 month breaks but everytime I come back my friends get annoyed cause everything I say is some obscure quote.

  • @Mechsrule1
    @Mechsrule1 11 років тому +1155

    Don't forget guys, Leron is gay. With 9 kids. And an ex-boyfriend called Parm.

    • @Mechsrule1
      @Mechsrule1 11 років тому +108

      Well he had 7 of the kids at the same time. And when he showed up that one time, he also seemed to be about the same age as Amir. He's also Amir's adopted cousin, since Amir's parents are only children.

    • @Morrissey2k
      @Morrissey2k 11 років тому +37

      And he smells like fish sticks

    • @shinjinobrave
      @shinjinobrave 10 років тому +40

      It's 2015, like, how is that of note to you?

    • @Mechsrule1
      @Mechsrule1 10 років тому +28

      And it seems he's not anymore, since Leron divorced Amir.

    • @AirBulletin
      @AirBulletin 9 років тому +11

      +Scootaloo 009 sale or sam ?

  • @LLAnimations
    @LLAnimations 10 років тому +290

    "Have you been to a funeral before?"
    "Yeah I've been to hundreds!"
    Best line ever xD

  • @TaterTots620
    @TaterTots620 9 років тому +619

    it's called poodle tartar because he's raw doggin' the non readers GENIUS

    • @tristramwebb9878
      @tristramwebb9878 8 років тому +18

      I don't get it

    • @TaterTots620
      @TaterTots620 8 років тому +1

      +Tristram Webb think about it.

    • @markmcmillan4233
      @markmcmillan4233 8 років тому +2

      Noooo!

    • @aarav3890
      @aarav3890 8 років тому +1

      I don't get it either

    • @corican
      @corican 8 років тому +58

      Steak tartar is a dish of raw minced beef.
      Poodle is a type of dog.

  • @elyh2159
    @elyh2159 8 років тому +1221

    2 questions:
    1: how does Micky always answer in one ring
    2: why does he even answer at all

    • @superbot3994
      @superbot3994 6 років тому +52

      He's got a lot of free time, I guess.

    • @succmythiccness1238
      @succmythiccness1238 6 років тому +33

      he fuckin micky

    • @patriotsfan123
      @patriotsfan123 6 років тому +106

      Because Amir is his friend and he wants to talk to him.

    • @JoeyPepperoni101
      @JoeyPepperoni101 6 років тому +11

      Ely Harper he always calls on a work day so he’s by a phone and no caller id

    • @mickeynotmouse
      @mickeynotmouse 5 років тому +14

      Micky is a real ed helms of himself

  • @CpttCanada
    @CpttCanada 9 років тому +340

    "Johnathan Squat aka Jack Shit" killed me.

  • @kickhuggy
    @kickhuggy 8 років тому +606

    I just noticed that amir just learned gifts aren't required, but he had a script ready for Micky his friend

    • @ginofrench4535
      @ginofrench4535 8 років тому +138

      What's more impressive is that he doesn't know the alphabet and yet still wrote a script.

    • @kickhuggy
      @kickhuggy 8 років тому +32

      Gino French hahaha, I like how absurd this show is

    • @saramarsh502
      @saramarsh502 7 років тому +60

      He writes as fast as he posts on reddit and as fast as he puts on sunglasses

    • @akulahirpada1993
      @akulahirpada1993 6 років тому +27

      You wizard, you warlock

    •  5 років тому +9

      Gifts ain’t legal

  • @thetstandsforstupid2818
    @thetstandsforstupid2818 8 років тому +504

    thoughts about this episode:
    1. Leron's gay yet for some reason he choreographed an orgy with 7 different women
    2. Amir's hair looks cute in this
    3. Every single line, delivery, and facial expression in this episode is golden and I can't decide which is my favorite part

    • @ionaralls1378
      @ionaralls1378 7 років тому +1

      T BoIick I

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 7 років тому +7

      I seriously wonder how old his cousin is. If only they could hold it together (facial expressions especially, except Geoff) now that they're doing headgum

    • @jonahlevinsohn8745
      @jonahlevinsohn8745 6 років тому +6

      fuck his hair is cute in this

    • @chilldude30
      @chilldude30 5 років тому +6

      I love the exultated "UHH" Amir gives after he finishes his diatribe to mickey and hangs up

    • @pdpgb
      @pdpgb 3 роки тому +3

      "The only thing I owe you Mickey is a visit from my friend Johnathan Squat, aka Jack Shit"

  • @jackconrath-sweeney4176
    @jackconrath-sweeney4176 4 роки тому +47

    I love that there’s always going to be a solid Jake and Amir community. It’s become a part of us

  • @figgledoi
    @figgledoi 9 років тому +861

    Have you ever been to a funeral? Yah hundreds!

    • @figgledoi
      @figgledoi 8 років тому +69

      I still laugh out loud at this every time i watch it.

    • @figgledoi
      @figgledoi 7 років тому +63

      Yep laughed out loud again

    • @StevenRogers268
      @StevenRogers268 6 років тому +4

      Haha I'm the same way

    • @Dr.GuglioTepTep
      @Dr.GuglioTepTep 6 років тому +9

      Can't even begin to understand why this is so funny

    • @nucc1331
      @nucc1331 6 років тому +2

      Glenn Spice learn

  • @logansmith6342
    @logansmith6342 5 років тому +72

    I love this series so much. I find myself always coming back and chuckling at the quirky irreverent humor of this masterpiece of a sitcom

    • @Ryzanify44
      @Ryzanify44 5 років тому

      Logan Smith original Rhett and Link

    • @nilsberglund4773
      @nilsberglund4773 2 роки тому +6

      “It’s not quirky, cheeky, or irreverent. It’s not even humor. “

    • @sqipio3358
      @sqipio3358 2 роки тому +6

      @@nilsberglund4773 have you seen the British office?

  • @octopusph.d7737
    @octopusph.d7737 8 років тому +125

    so many great lines in this one

  • @nickinova779
    @nickinova779 2 роки тому +54

    Rewatching this series while in a really low point in my life. Thank you for these

  • @Lightwaverable
    @Lightwaverable 11 років тому +88

    "Mickey my friend" is my favorite line by Amir.

  • @josiahls4859
    @josiahls4859 6 років тому +22

    I pisses me off how amazingly funny the series is, like, I have a hard time finding anything new on UA-cam that comes close to this

  • @paul_warner
    @paul_warner 2 роки тому +44

    The poodle tartare line will never fail to make me laugh off my ass

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 9 років тому +212

    Cause ya know what, Mickey?
    GIFTS AIN'T LEGAL, MICKEY!

  • @ninjaXkitty1234
    @ninjaXkitty1234 13 років тому +85

    Favorite of all time.
    "Jonathan Squat aka Jack Shit"
    I love Amir :3

  • @joemcguire9988
    @joemcguire9988 3 роки тому +20

    I love that the barrier to Jake being impressed or not is, by his own admission, where Amir started; implying that if Amir did start from the beginning Jake would be impressed

  • @JesterBumbleBee
    @JesterBumbleBee 9 років тому +406

    You pressured me with fake social norms.... LOL

  • @NateWild
    @NateWild 10 років тому +104

    See, what makes this episode good is that the topic keeps shifting, from the alphabet, to Leron's newsletter, to Mickey. It could have had numerous titles, like "Birthday Present" or "Newsletter" or "Alphabet" or something. It feels more like we're living Amir's life.

    • @Thomas-hh2yu
      @Thomas-hh2yu 4 місяці тому

      And the topic of tipping only takes up like 5 seconds

  • @RoryMoore-wk6js
    @RoryMoore-wk6js Місяць тому +1

    starting at q was absolutely brilliant

  • @WerewolfGuyyy
    @WerewolfGuyyy 11 років тому +64

    lol, love how jake just skipped over the fact amir has been to hundreds of funerals

  • @strawberry_boicake
    @strawberry_boicake Місяць тому +1

    i saw this video back when it was new. it's december 12th, 3:25 am, 2024, and i **JUST** got the "poodle tartare" joke.

  • @charlesbarrios9875
    @charlesbarrios9875 3 роки тому +21

    A: "7 different moms you idiot. They choreographed."
    J: "That seems less likely"
    *Nick Cannon enters chat*

  • @Peter_1986
    @Peter_1986 2 місяці тому +1

    It's cute how Jake at 0:21 almost implies that he would have been impressed if Amir had started at "A".

  • @jeffcoad531
    @jeffcoad531 9 років тому +90

    dooon't bring a gift to a funeral, cmon man hahahaha

    • @ashley-px4qt
      @ashley-px4qt 8 років тому +26

      "Have you even been to a funeral?"
      "Yeah I've been to hundreds!"

  • @jungkooktrash4739
    @jungkooktrash4739 10 років тому +50

    jake and amir is like a comedy that takes you like 2 seconds later to really laugh at the joke.

  • @AirBulletin
    @AirBulletin 9 років тому +102

    "i ended at r...R, Q"
    LOOOOL

  • @SmashTactics
    @SmashTactics 2 роки тому +11

    I still can't believe they never explored why Amir has been to "hundreds" of funerals.

  • @Bawwwwssss
    @Bawwwwssss 4 роки тому +4

    i've seen every episode and i still love watching these 8 years later. so god damn funny

  • @guymitchell3557
    @guymitchell3557 8 років тому +11

    "I've been to hundreds!" Such an underrated line

  • @OwenPlant532
    @OwenPlant532 Рік тому +6

    I love how Amir can memorize a script and still struggle to remember the alphabet

  • @mazieh8831
    @mazieh8831 6 років тому +4

    Amir’s intensity when doing the mickey dialogue is amazing, doesn’t even blink

  • @VijiogFrito
    @VijiogFrito 8 років тому +15

    Jake and amir has this power over me to make me watch 20 episodes after i say to myself "this is the last one, i need to sleep"

  • @linnea6527
    @linnea6527 9 років тому +44

    "Splinter-free and polished since '93 and holished!"

    • @SeahawkSTRIKE
      @SeahawkSTRIKE 8 років тому +2

      aye gurl lemme chew that bubblegum

  • @kylehankin6770
    @kylehankin6770 3 роки тому +9

    I've never stopped watching these videos and now there's gonna be new comments? I deserve so much more than this.

    • @qsmith2514
      @qsmith2514 3 роки тому

      Even worse. You deserve less.

  • @dynaboyjl.4220
    @dynaboyjl.4220 8 років тому +8

    I love how even Amir is slightly weirded out by Leron taking a dump on public libraries.

  • @dewbs815
    @dewbs815 11 років тому +106

    I wonder if Mickey even exists or if Amir just uses these conversations to get Jake's attention...

    • @TheCooderix
      @TheCooderix 10 років тому

      He exists in the '' jake and amir world '' probably but not in '' real life ''.

    • @raywar3
      @raywar3 10 років тому

      What Coll Eerix says, plus he's Jake's brother in real life and in this JandA world.

    • @NinjaMcCondor
      @NinjaMcCondor 10 років тому +9

      CaptainRay You're thinking of Jake's brother Micah I think.

    • @raywar3
      @raywar3 10 років тому +1

      Connor McCulley Oh, okay. I'm not sure though since I think there was this episode where Jake tells Amir to stop harassing his brother on the phone. But if he isn't, then is there a video showing who he is?

    • @florian8218
      @florian8218 10 років тому

      CaptainRay Hardly Working: Birthdays, Jake and Amir: Micah
      But he's much older now.

  • @Mr225gabe
    @Mr225gabe 12 років тому

    Im so happy I havent watched Jake and Amir in like a year and there are so many new videos!
    Jake and Amir marathon!

  • @JaggerDaBombs
    @JaggerDaBombs 10 років тому +6

    for some reason, anytime jake calls amir buddy, it makes me laugh so hard

  • @MrMuel1205
    @MrMuel1205 2 роки тому +1

    "Have you ever been to a funeral?"
    "Yeah, I've been to hundreds."

  • @DarkSaintElite21
    @DarkSaintElite21 8 років тому +41

    Amit has been to hundreds of funerals...

  • @ForeverInBetweenBand
    @ForeverInBetweenBand 21 день тому

    Having watched every Jake and Amir video numerous times, I can confidentially say that this one has the best writing.

  • @provyprov
    @provyprov 10 років тому +10

    holy shit so many subtle jokes i could barely keep up

  • @cinman273
    @cinman273 12 років тому

    thanks for that while the video was playing i was completely ignoring it. You're very helpful.

  • @jessesegel2606
    @jessesegel2606 4 роки тому +7

    Amir says Mickey's name eleven times in this video, making for a total of 39 times in the series thus far.

  • @mynameisnotjoshua645
    @mynameisnotjoshua645 3 роки тому +1

    You ever been to a funeral bud?
    Yeah, hundreds!
    Such an underrated line

  • @LOLZYMCLOLZ
    @LOLZYMCLOLZ 10 років тому +49

    Why does Mickey fall for Amir's tricks everytime?

    • @HeadofIbis
      @HeadofIbis 10 років тому +5

      He doesn't.

    • @4HeartsChelsea
      @4HeartsChelsea 9 років тому +4

      Merpelicous He wants to believe in the best of people.

    • @HeadofIbis
      @HeadofIbis 9 років тому +7

      4HeartsChelsea No he doesn't, he's just lonely, he has nobody to talk to but the creepy stuffed bird on his desk so he calls Amir because he's the only person who would accept the call, and even refer to him as "my friend", it's worth putting up with Amir's crap just to experience that golden moment, however fleeting.

    • @SuperNemx
      @SuperNemx 9 років тому +11

      Merpelicous cause its in the script

  • @SkylarRuloff
    @SkylarRuloff 9 років тому +90

    Really if you think about it, the alphabet isn't that important because the letters could be in any order and it wouldn't matter.

    • @manavnaik1607
      @manavnaik1607 9 років тому +13

      What about for dictionaries to keep information organized? But thats about it.

    • @dusk565
      @dusk565 9 років тому +2

      +Skylar Ruloff Really if you think about it, numbers aren't that important because the numbers could be in any order and it wouldn't matter.
      NOW ADD FUCKER. GOOD LUCK.

    • @jeffbrondo6831
      @jeffbrondo6831 9 років тому +21

      +dusk565 Bad logic. Numbers have an order. 2 is 1 more than 1 and so on and on and on. The alphabet is only in the order it is strictly for the purpose of organization. The original comment also was wrong because knowing the alphabet despite what order allows you to write and read.

    • @dusk565
      @dusk565 9 років тому +25

      Jeff Brondo Bad logic? Nah. Bad you.

    • @jeffbrondo6831
      @jeffbrondo6831 9 років тому +5

      dusk565 Great reply... I cannot dismiss the reference and how it was perfectly timed. Kudos.

  • @vatsalmishra28
    @vatsalmishra28 4 роки тому +3

    "You'd be surprised"
    "I am surprised"
    Kills me every time!

  • @ballisticpineapples3513
    @ballisticpineapples3513 7 років тому +3

    "Have you been to a funeral?""Yeah, I've been to hundreds."I'm dying.

  • @wongIgnow
    @wongIgnow 12 років тому +3

    "1st time not giving a shi*ter" XD Haha, so good.

  • @Mourtzouphlos240
    @Mourtzouphlos240 11 років тому

    Oh wow that look he gives at the end really puts it over the top

  • @dannyfoster9420
    @dannyfoster9420 10 років тому +149

    What if Mickey is one of Doobs' middle names and this is why he hates Amir?

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 10 років тому +18

      Mickey doesnt hate Amir. Also, if it really was doobs, Amir wouldnt be calling him Mickey, he'd make up some version of it to spite doobs

    • @BahselAridi
      @BahselAridi 10 років тому +20

      With the new episode that came out today we have finally come to the conclusion that Mickey and Doobs are two different individuals..

    • @philipwesselhofff
      @philipwesselhofff 9 років тому +25

      Mickey is Ed Helms!

    • @dannyfoster9420
      @dannyfoster9420 9 років тому +29

      After the finale, I stand corrected :D

    • @finzer2
      @finzer2 9 років тому +2

      Danny Foster His middle name is Anthony, good idea though

  • @alchased
    @alchased 12 років тому

    The value of an honest smile and cheery demeanor will never be replaced by a few dollars.

  • @luanlopes8079
    @luanlopes8079 8 років тому +6

    Don't bring a gift to a funeral. Best line ever

    • @thesuperherosoul
      @thesuperherosoul 2 роки тому +1

      “Haven’t you ever been to any funerals?”
      “Yeah hundreds”

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Рік тому +1

      It's called a bereavement gift.

  • @taliakellegg5978
    @taliakellegg5978 5 років тому +1

    This episode is all over the place it's great

  • @iandaniel2895
    @iandaniel2895 7 місяців тому +7

    Anyone in 2024 will very much relate to this video

  • @rednaxela179
    @rednaxela179 12 років тому +1

    I swear that collegehumor have a campaign to keep me up late at night, prevent me from doing homework and generally make me procrastinate, ah collegehumor, how I love thee.

  • @PaleRaida13
    @PaleRaida13 3 роки тому +5

    "DON'T bring a gift to a funeral man!"
    "Something small, something nice"
    "Have you ever been to a funeral?"
    "Yeah, I've been to hundreds!"
    ...damn lol xD

  • @leena6615
    @leena6615 4 роки тому +1

    Jonathan Squat aka Jack Shit is beautiful and I’m mad I didn’t notice it the first thirty times I’ve watched Jake and Amir through

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe 8 років тому +3

    I love Amir's look around this time. :D

  • @donutves
    @donutves 4 роки тому +2

    This is one of the most impressive amir word play episodes

  • @MeaniepieRoo
    @MeaniepieRoo 7 років тому +4

    "Jonathan Squat aka Jack Shit" 😂 dying

  • @Ov3rshot
    @Ov3rshot 6 років тому +2

    My favorite Jake and Amir episode

  • @Superdarkcloud666
    @Superdarkcloud666 5 років тому +3

    1:37 It's typically very rude to go to the funeral of someone who killed themselves if you're the reason why, Amir.

  • @GameWiz1305
    @GameWiz1305 10 місяців тому

    Thank you UA-cam for recommending Jake and Amir in 2024. Still funny as hell

  • @decaomoral
    @decaomoral 8 років тому +12

    "Long time caller, first time not-giving-a-shitter" is officially my incoming message

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 8 місяців тому +1

    I just love the fucking troll logic that had Amir reach the conclusion that gifts aren't legal.

  • @Biruk2002
    @Biruk2002 11 років тому +4

    Drunk as a kite. Makes total sense.

  • @KaiWhiteFox
    @KaiWhiteFox 12 років тому

    "No, right? Buddy come on" haha I loved it.

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
    @ElvisLivesUpstairs 8 років тому +7

    "That ship has DOCKED!"

  • @OneHindo
    @OneHindo 13 років тому

    I love it when he says "Mickey my friend" lol!

  • @pitlempens1491
    @pitlempens1491 4 роки тому +3

    I'm telling my future kids this is Resevoir Dogs

  • @Facehead090
    @Facehead090 13 років тому

    "Wow, learn the alphabet." Amir's face after that! OH LORD THAT WAS PRICELESS!

  • @RyanLynch1
    @RyanLynch1 3 роки тому +3

    Johnathan Squat, Esquire

  • @cappy6360
    @cappy6360 2 роки тому +1

    "yesterday I ended at r...r, q..." is in the running for my favorite line of the series

  • @53prime
    @53prime 10 років тому +4

    I liked the punchline at the end.

  • @mattwilkinson5794
    @mattwilkinson5794 9 років тому +1

    My favourite Jake and Amir episode ever

  • @DannMann7
    @DannMann7 8 років тому +5

    Have you ever been to a funeral?
    Yeah, I've been to hundreds

  • @LPresidantA
    @LPresidantA 2 роки тому +2

    I still say “Jonathan Squat aka Jack Shit” at least every other day

  • @alexdoodlebug07
    @alexdoodlebug07 11 років тому +10

    The the employers of food establishments pay the employees themselves instead of customers paying extra? just a thought

    • @dordor147sback
      @dordor147sback 10 років тому

      Right, and to do that the employers would have to get more money, which means they'll want the customer to pay more money.
      You're probably five or some shit so don't hurt yourself thinking about it.

  • @shaazy
    @shaazy 4 роки тому

    Oh Amir, how do you switch it up between crazy and subtle so brilliantly

  • @dylanthompson5807
    @dylanthompson5807 10 років тому +8

    Was Leron the original Jon Wolf?

  • @DaRealPielover1987
    @DaRealPielover1987 12 років тому

    One of my favorite Jake and Amir

  • @lukieswrld
    @lukieswrld 9 років тому +4

    drunk as a kite 😂

  • @mr.grizzly_builds6505
    @mr.grizzly_builds6505 5 років тому

    I love the fluidity of this sketch

  • @tardersauce3578
    @tardersauce3578 6 років тому +3

    “Yesterday I ended at r! R q.”
    Greay

  • @liamreilly951
    @liamreilly951 7 років тому +1

    I love knowing in my head that it's Ed Helms on the other side of that call

  • @whaleboatstudios31
    @whaleboatstudios31 11 років тому +7

    Micky!

  • @DixieCronin
    @DixieCronin 11 років тому

    Even though I've never seen Mickey, I love him. He still picks up the phone every time Amir calls him.

  • @ParatonnerreMusic
    @ParatonnerreMusic 11 років тому +3

    Holy Guac! I'm never tipping again!

  • @jdg112580
    @jdg112580 13 років тому

    i love the.jake.and amir sketches keep em up

  • @cappy6360
    @cappy6360 3 роки тому +3

    I’ve seen about as many movies as funerals Amir has been to and never heard a line as amazing as “Jonathan squat aka Jack shit”…also I’m happy that Amir learned how to properly use aka!

    • @altidego989
      @altidego989 Рік тому

      He regressed because I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know how to use aka in a later episode

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs Рік тому +1

    I've been watching a lot of sovereign citizens/first amendment auditors argue with cops on UA-cam recently and it'd be completely realistic for one of them to say "pooping on the public library is not illegal, this is a public area and I'm committing a natural human function that's totally legal under this local village ordinance from 1795."

  • @kylieh6304
    @kylieh6304 8 років тому +47

    can amir stop being so cute its not fair.... lets start a petition to make him not as cute....put your name below to sign it

    • @valkyriefandango252
      @valkyriefandango252 8 років тому

      I know right, did you see his new haircut all shaved at the sides a stuff! Unacceptable!

    • @kylieh6304
      @kylieh6304 8 років тому +2

      Valkyrie Fandango yeah! It's like... worms!

    • @valkyriefandango252
      @valkyriefandango252 8 років тому +1

      W-worms?

    • @kylieh6304
      @kylieh6304 8 років тому +3

      +Valkyrie Fandango FRICKIN WORMS

    • @valkyriefandango252
      @valkyriefandango252 8 років тому

      Kylavixen I... uh..Y-yeah, FRICKIN WORMS!?!?!?

  • @21pilotstillidie58
    @21pilotstillidie58 5 років тому

    "Have you ever been to a funeral? Yay hundreds" lmao I died please come to my funeral Amid as always i will be expecting a small masterful gift

  • @nickbruce6859
    @nickbruce6859 5 років тому +7

    I miss when CH was good

    • @nickbruce6859
      @nickbruce6859 2 роки тому

      Full benefits was good. Phantom of the office was good. Those are both branch offs of hardly working.

  • @zyto7904
    @zyto7904 Рік тому +2

    "GIFTS AIN'T LEGAL, MICKEY"