@@LMNtaLXicon I know thats the joke, but they've gotten like $12 million in funding, and their actual business is podcasts which was remote. Alongside their youtube channel which is fully running with Geoffrey the Dumbass etc. Like collegehumor they seem to be at full speed again.
@@Nikhil-Math That used to be their slogan in all of their commercials around the time this came out. it was as ubiquitous as "there's an app for that"
@@emusunlimited oh ok, thats what I knew, I knew mastercard had that slogan, but I thought that it was something special for college humor, something like a call back or something. but thank you for saying that.
What a weird con. He actually baked (or bought) real baked goods, and then sold them. It was under a false pretense, but he was providing an actual service. So subtle, and yet not even close to illegal.
@Srithor he also doesn't have a vendors lisence, doesnt seem like hes taxing any of these goods, i doubt he's registered as a non-profit and its illegal under the canadian criminal code to pretend to practice witchcraft. That last one isn't relevant but look it up it's true. No seriously, im not fucking with you.
@@munjee2 then you probably work for the spooky political demons in the democratic party that keep trying to make america a country where you dont need to arm yourself to feel safe.
This episode asks so many more questions than it answers, like... what on earth has happened in Pat's life for that phone call to exist? Like, where did he go wrong? I need answers, I'm a decade late, but I need answers.
Pat clearly fell on hard times because he’s calling his mom, telling her he made legit cash, by swindling Amir. His mother takes his money like a damn criminal. Poor pat. Also poor roetem.
maybe his apartment costs more in rent? Maybe he's more spendy than them? Maybe they both have savings and he doesn't? (we already know Amir comes from a wealthy fam) There could be multiple reasons why he could have less money than them even with the same job
Anyone watching on the EVERY Jake and Amir playlist 'in order'? Seems it's not in order - in this episode Amir's complaining about his ribs, but I don't think I've got to that episode yet. Does anyone remember which one that happens in?
@@CanyousayRødgrødmedfløde Nice, thanks! I've been using the Julio Laky or MasterFGH7 playlists, but yours has a bunch of extra stuff which is nice. It also has Oscar Pool which I'd never seen, so thanks for that! You are missing the copy of Fired that's on UA-cam though, just in case you want to add that ;)
I love how Pat's phone call at the end was longer than the "Jake and Amir" part of the episode
"I didn't believe him at first but he had 3 legit answers to all your questions" Unintentional mockery at its best.
😂😂 oh god. That ending was so depressingly funny
I didn't get the ending...
"Oh he hung up like 5 minutes ago"
LMAO
C Snap was such a cooler stepdad than Rory
I like this subplot with Pat having no money
Now the tables have turned because Headgum now is constantly out of business
@@LMNtaLXicon I know thats the joke, but they've gotten like $12 million in funding, and their actual business is podcasts which was remote. Alongside their youtube channel which is fully running with Geoffrey the Dumbass etc. Like collegehumor they seem to be at full speed again.
@@mulethedonkey2579 Yowza! Thanks for the good news. Happy to hear they're doing well :)
i like that amir cant figure out how many 1 dollar cookies you get for 20.
nu-uh, the correct answer is 25 because the cookies were so tighly packed that when you took out twenty a few fell out.
r/thatsthejoke
“So that turns out to be like 1 plus so that’s close to like”
gid
ok how many is it then if you're so smart 🤓
"Hi Mom, its Pat...wait dont hang up, dont hang up" lmao
0:56 I’ve watched every Jake & Amir sketch 1000 times and this is the first time I noticed Amir says “for everything else there’s MasterCard” 😂😂😂
@Alfredo can someone explain why he said it,
@@Nikhil-Math That used to be their slogan in all of their commercials around the time this came out. it was as ubiquitous as "there's an app for that"
@@emusunlimited oh ok, thats what I knew, I knew mastercard had that slogan, but I thought that it was something special for college humor, something like a call back or something.
but thank you for saying that.
What a weird con. He actually baked (or bought) real baked goods, and then sold them. It was under a false pretense, but he was providing an actual service. So subtle, and yet not even close to illegal.
It's almost Glocal-esque
@Srithor he also doesn't have a vendors lisence, doesnt seem like hes taxing any of these goods, i doubt he's registered as a non-profit and its illegal under the canadian criminal code to pretend to practice witchcraft. That last one isn't relevant but look it up it's true. No seriously, im not fucking with you.
Yeah that still would be fraud. Not a great idea lol
@@cg1906 what if I'm not pretending
@@munjee2 then you probably work for the spooky political demons in the democratic party that keep trying to make america a country where you dont need to arm yourself to feel safe.
Pat is such a good actor
I know, right?
Good actor? Nah. Good you.
So we're glossing over the fact Jake gave counterfeit money to a bake sale?
a FAKE bake sale.
he didnt. rory is lying
Reyna Aran a fake sale
Some fake kale for this bake sale makes this weak nerd a studly male.
Pat made that up, since Rory hung up on him like 5 minutes before hand. Which means he never answered since this video is less than 4.
Watching these in order makes you realize how much they flow.
I love the little references to previous episodes
what was the previous episode?
rock paper scissors. he talks about his broken rib
This episode asks so many more questions than it answers, like... what on earth has happened in Pat's life for that phone call to exist? Like, where did he go wrong? I need answers, I'm a decade late, but I need answers.
I’m a year late, you probably don’t want answers anymore.
@@e13kid based on the way he treated C-Snap it’s no wonder Rory hated him. He talked to Hillary Duff more than he talked to him.
It started with Jake and Amir “books” that’s when the disappointment set in
how is Amir accidentally right so often?
+Garmec One of my favorite is that sand nut episode because of that running joke.
This is sand, okay? I was eating a sand-based nut, a sandnut, so there's cookie sand all over me if that's what you're bitching about.
How's it cookie sand if it was a sand nut? Also, neither of those things exist. Cookie sand and sand nuts? You made them both up.
Creat your own reality, and don't wait for happiness. Okay? it is only by creating that-that-that-that-that-that-that joy that you can be in the zone
Because he has a real gravitas about this shit
I wonder if this is the same bake sale Amir got Roetem at.
Who the fuck is Rotem?
***** That's the name of the pup!
+Thomas D Stop calling her a pup, you brought a crazed beast into the office.
Allahu akbar
They had a nice thing going, but you ruined it m8o
I can't believe it, an episode I haven't seen before! J&A, the gift that keeps on giving
"Awareness! OHHHH!" *Flips over plate of baked goods he didn't pay for*
Fuckin hilarious, always gets me.
"I am gonna have such a good cause you wont even believe it! "
Hahahahha!
That's the best thing for me :D
I love how the cake goes from mostly intact to completely ruined in a second, they must've done a lot of takes where Amir kept picking on the cake.
Amir has a special gift of being able to tell when people are lying.
Missed oppurtunity to say
"Awareness! Ever heard of it?"
I'm glad Pat's mum ditched that Rory loser for C-Snap.
every time amir is suspicious of someone he is correct
I love how pretty much no one in the office is normal
Sarah is the closest to
being normal, then Rosie, and then Streeter.
fun fact: amir’s broken rib is caused by their rock paper scissors episode
I think chronologically this episode is after the Rock Paper Scizor's one
Scizor is a Pokemon that evolves from Scyther.
ive never seen this one wtf
+Seahawk STRIKE there is always a Jake and Amir you haven't seen
Haha same, there's always that one you haven't seen
I really think I've seen them all now.
Same
You could just say “I need some extra money so I baked a bunch of stuff.” That’s a perfectly fine reason to have a bake sale
I like to think that jake gave pat a fake 20 dollar bill
Pat is hilarious in these
I wonder how much money pat spent on the cookies and cake for a 20 dollar bill lol
He stole them!
A bad amount of money
nine... bucks... duuuude
@@WillToWinvlog he didn’t steal them, he frickin ganked them
that awkward moment when the post-roll is longer than the episode
Oh my god look at that tiny little iPhone Pat is holding. I literaly had that but seeing it now it looks so small 😭
You gotta be nucking futs
pat is by far at his best with these end of episode phone calls
One-take Pat
One of my favorite twists.
Three cheers for pat hip hop the thing!
Poor Pat!
How do I keep finding Jake and Amir episodes that I haven't seen?!
I gotta agree with Amir on this one. I mean a dollar for a cookie? Just shut up and take my money!
amir's so fucked. "want competition? I'm gonna have a bake sale giveaway."
Pat clearly fell on hard times because he’s calling his mom, telling her he made legit cash, by swindling Amir. His mother takes his money like a damn criminal. Poor pat. Also poor roetem.
Poor pat.
Amir has an inate sense of spotting liars.
Awareness!
Was this a sequel to the one where Jake broke Amir’s rib playing Rock Paper Scissors?
I can't believe it. After all this time, I missed one.
Anyone else notice how Pat called cookies "chocolate roundies?"
Pat Cassels should have had a spin-off. :)
Are the cookies for sale, sal, or sam?
Why is Pat so poor? He has the same job as Jake and Amir!
maybe his apartment costs more in rent? Maybe he's more spendy than them? Maybe they both have savings and he doesn't? (we already know Amir comes from a wealthy fam) There could be multiple reasons why he could have less money than them even with the same job
I like to think he's been an intern the whole time
They are poor too
That's why we need union-negotiated collective rather than individualized salaries.
@@Suzanne4415 Right on sister!
Amir wait! The cookies have yeast and flour!
Are we not gonna comment on the fact that Pat has an Illuminati eye on his shirt?
there it is. the one i haven't seen.
Anyone watching on the EVERY Jake and Amir playlist 'in order'? Seems it's not in order - in this episode Amir's complaining about his ribs, but I don't think I've got to that episode yet. Does anyone remember which one that happens in?
"Rock Paper Scissors", previous episode on my playlist.
@@CanyousayRødgrødmedfløde Nice, thanks! I've been using the Julio Laky or MasterFGH7 playlists, but yours has a bunch of extra stuff which is nice. It also has Oscar Pool which I'd never seen, so thanks for that!
You are missing the copy of Fired that's on UA-cam though, just in case you want to add that ;)
Pat's shirt is amazing.
Why are thier so fewer likes for this compared to those other videos?
7 years later and I'm only now wondering: what the fuck are chocolate roundies?
This was good
STARLET! 😂
I haven't seen this one!!
I was about to comment how I haven't seen this one lol
The better CAUHAWHAW
"I SAID NO."
This is the first new J&A sketch ive seen in forever. I thought ive seen all of them.
What Pat did to Jake was genius but ..... maybe pulled the same thing on Trapp & that's how "Trapp murdered Pat" lol
Well amir is right 9 months old babies have their gums hurting because of their baby teeth growing
Mike trapp killed pat cassels
I'm still waiting for Pat's revenge
jingerstorm more like fat cassels amirite?
Rasmus Slagsvold fat cassels vs eater piefell
It's all at my bake sale, smoke another one, help me think well
The start is talking about when jake broke amirs arm
Nope, it's when he broke Amir's rib in rock paper scissors
[Ids5621-Retro] spoken like a true punnany
Inspired by Jon Wolfe?
The whole jake and amir episode is over at like 1:40
Where does pat live?! Man got 20 dollars and make a whole months rent
Maybe it’s not such a bad thing that trap kills him in the end
He has a job
The Pat ending....
Pat is always stealing money, does he even get paid?
+LG Brasfeild he makes lesser than like 10000 dollars a year
Pat needs to get his life together, Jesus!
It's gahn.
Where is Pats mom that it’s several hours later than in New York City? Is his family European or something?
Amir sounds like Trump when he's talking about having the better cause.
How much did it actually cost Pat to get the ingredients to make all that food? He probably just broke even with that $20, if he was even that lucky.
You want competition? I SAID NO
yea! or whatever!
holy shit I thought that I saw them all lmao
but... this isnt college humors youtube channel
hung up 5 minutes ago
Why does Pat's mother and stepfather hate him so much?
Why was Jake carrying a fake $20 bill?
9 month old with gingivitis :).
where is the original version of this?
i dont understand the whole pat thing at the end. with his mom and rory who ever that is
Don't be like Pat Cassels.
Killed by Mike Trapp?
dude this isn't yours
You try too hard.
Poor Patrick
Just like breast cancer awareness. Collecting money for treatment but never a cure 👍
Stop stealing others content
First
Noooo, the "He just hung up 5 minutes ago" made the phone call unfunny.... :| ugh lol