Zero food in that fridge. Not a snack. Not any leftovers. No condiments. Literally nothing but beer and gatorade. Thats the definition of POOR AF. I GUARANTEE you he's renting that place too.
Looks, sounds, and lives like a 19-year old Andrew Tate fan whose mom still pays their rent, all he buys is whiteboards, beer, and Gatorade lmao. What a fuckin loser
Average conversation with that guy: "If it was a contest between you and me, I'd win. I have 50 million power and a five star wazoo in Rise of Kingdoms! I chose the Viking civilization because we get an extra war boost, and that's how I steal your girls. I could destroy your city in an instant." "But dude, I don't even play Rise of K-" "You think you're so tough with you big muscles, huh, big muscle man? I pity you. You need to get these dumb muscles to feel secure, while me? I've got all the money in the world with only a Mclarin to show for it. You are more stupider than I." "Buddy you're built like two french fries stuck tog-" "If we both drove up to your girl, she'd obviously pick me with my 50 million power and Mclarin! Haha!"
"...but he is built like 2 french fries ductaped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle..." Damn, Charlie always blows up with these kind of frases. Legendary! 😂😂😂
The fact that he said, "more stupider" as a claim that going to the gym makes one dumber and NOT realizing that he just butchered the English language makes it fucking hilarious.
Nah I'm sure they definitely do. And it must be exhausting. I've met plenty of dudes like this in real life, alot of them are absolutely full of shit about their accomplishments, but it's pretty clear they feel like they need to because they have a warped mentality that if they don't constantly keep up the front then they're a joke. Not realizing how very clear it is that it's a front.
The best part is that Charlie is everything this guy wants to be. Wealthy, healthy, famous, satisfied with his life with a girlfriend who loves him and a crowd of followers who like him for who he is, rather than the money he makes. The lifestyle this guy says you need as a wealthy person is completely disproved by Charlie's existence.
My wife and I had been married for 19 years, and we had 3 lovely children. This guy just showed up in his McLaren one day and took them all away from me
"What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates. Maybe it was someone else who told this quote but the point still stands. I'm a really skinny guy but doing exercises and feeling my body improve is one hell of an achievement for me.
there was also a similar quote from a greek philosopher, “The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.” however it doesn't really apply to him because he fails in both
I like how he keeps saying "between me and you, your girl will always pick me," as if him driving an expensive car and bragging about not cooking will make him instantly irresistible.
I suck at talking to any woman, but I know how to cook, and I know women like that sort of thing because it's genuine and is an actual skill unlike this bozo with his fake ass lifestyle
This dude is living proof that some guys think having a girlfriend is just a way to show off. It's straight up idiotic at how these kinda guys see girls as just objects to show off.
He doesn't even understand how having a meaningful relationship can impact your life, it's like he only saw fake gold digger pranks in school. Kinda sad.
I'm single and havent been in a relationship beyond the physicial, but if this guy pulled up and called my girlfriend 'that bitch' he'd have to use alot of that money he apparently makes for his hospital bills.
"I don't cook, I don't clean" I don't know why but that shit cracked me up. Like yeah women totally want a man who cant take care of themselves when need be and constantly needs other people to do shit for him like a man child.
@@firejoe283 That's a good point I haven't seen addressed at all. Security is being able to work yourself out of any situation. This dude would curl up in a ball and cry at any situation that can't be solved with a few thousand dollars.
@Eugène Onéguine also if you have a skill that he doesn't have... you can do for him and overcharge him. He may not know better lol That's just assuming he's actually rich.
TickTox guy: Hey gir- Man: No. His GF: Sorry about him. What he meant to say was to say "Hell no!" TaxTorques guy: *Sound of a 3 year old having a tantrum*
As a woman, I can assure you the majority of us are disgusted by insecure men who think they can make panties drop by showing off their wealth in public. I laughed at how pathetic he sounded when he said he could get any woman he wants just by showing up in his expensive car. The only people guys like him attract are those with the same egotistical, self-absorbed mindset. We just want a partner who loves, respects and treats us kindly, that’s it. 👍
Yeah I agree. That personality alone is repulsive and doesn’t sound like he really thinks a lot about women. Sure, the car is nice and may get your attention initially, but it wouldn’t hold my attention for long. If a guy was built like him but a sweetheart, then that’s when I’d consider. Like one of the most attractive things for me is when a guy is nice to animals honestly.
Not to mention those guys that only do the top work outs and have bulging arm muscles but tiny legs and body's lolol. Ew. Just ew. But even then I'm not gonna drop everything just coz you work out. Sure there's attraction but... If you are a deush then no, just bugger off lolol
"All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider." Ahh, yes, spoken like a true scholar. You can really tell his English is getting more better.
As a single 20 something year old man still living with his parents and still loving most the things he's enjoyed since he was a kid I can safely say I am more secure in my masculinity than this guy.
It's not that these people lack a personality, it's that they lack any concept of one. They see everything in as basic and materialistic a way as possible. So if you go with a guy like this, you might get some nice toys, but you're getting the emotional depth of a puddle. He's barely sentient - lights on but no one is home.
for real bro is trying to flex that he can have shitty partners with no morals or good taste in men flock to him like okay? keep them lol we dont want them if theyre like that
I showed my girl his videos and all she could do was laugh hysterically. Especially the thing he said about being able to steal your girl. The only way I can imagine him stealing anyone's girl is with a van and a taser. He probably would still need help getting the body into the van tho
I'm part of the small percentage of critikal's female audience & I *also* laughed out loud when he said he could steal your girl. If he was the last man on earth, I'd sooner let him chase me around the world than go on one date with this guy. Like...not to judge a book by its cover, but every single dude whose expressed attraction towards me that had the same look/energy as this kid ultimately ended up STALKING ME. As well as attemted forced entry, threats of violence, threats of self harm, harassment, etc amongst them. One date with an albino string bean like that & youre guarunteed at least a year of fearing for your safety.
if you got the urge to break his bones then he got to you. I feel more sympathy for his delusions and how theyre not gonna get him anywhere in life.... always sad to see a person overcompensate to the point of stupidity for their insecurities/shortcomings.
@@pepi560 He isn't "getting to anybody", he's saying this shit because he's insecure trying to make shitty points, not because he's trying to be Joker in the Dark Knight angering Batman.
I’m lactose intolerant, zero fighting experience and have a shit left knee at 19. I can definitely get that guy down with a kick to the family jewels, but I guess he rented those as well
"Two french fries duct taped to a dry spagetti noodle" Best part ever Also him talking about going to the gym stupid reminds me of when someone claims that its fatphobic to dislike your body if your overweight.
9 times out of 10, the only girls interested in just money aren't the type of girls who cook you a meal just to show you they appreciate what you do, or the girls who feel safe and comfortable enough to have those deep conversations with you about what's going on in her head. There's love and lust. Love lasts longer.
Women are encouraged to pursue love & deeper relationships from a young age. Guys have this weird period in their teens-through-20s where society encourages them to pursue temporary gratification over relationships. This seems to be a grave disservice to men who can't escape that mindset or can't comprehend that these are *in-fact* two separate pursuits. Personally I think guys like this need to go make some actual friends. If this guy had friends to share a beer with, or play Warhammer 30k, or whatever, then he'd be better off. His video feels like a cry for help..
100% accurate @lit match but something tells me this Dollar Tree Andrew Tate couldn’t have a deep conversation with anyone if he tried. Let alone a woman!
Probably not, because clout demons thrive on traffic. This stuff only works on the lowest of the low, so the trick is to cast the widest net possible kind of like how a blue whale takes in a lot of water just to filter out some tiny shrimp or whatever it eats.
If this guy actually thinks that a woman with a boyfriend would dump said boyfriend for him just because he pulled up in a fancier car, he is BEYOND needing help. Also, if you're that boyfriend, and she dumps you for that reason, she probably isn't someone you want in your life anyway.
Bro let’s be honest, if your girl goes with a guy that easily, they can have her 💀 Loyalty is everything, without loyalty there should be no relationship Edit: Damn I didn't think this would blow up. I'm flattered. Also, to those saying loyalty is dead today, I disagree. It may be harder to find someone loyal, but they are out there. Have faith in yourself. Also, I should clarify: I don't say only SHE needs to be loyal, this is a two-way street guys.
"Do you think he's compensating for something?" In all seriousness, watching this human moth makes me so, so, so thankful I was raised in a loving family who supports me and helped me love myself for who I am.
"if we compared me... to you... you're not gonna win that battle" he has such a way with words, effortlessly weaving so much emotion and soul into them
Reminds me of scout. "I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? Do you have any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal! Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I hurt people. If you were from where I was from, you'd be fuggin dead!" Except, like, y'know... Less class, less interesting, and less Bostonian.
He's that one kid in school that is poor as hell and pulls up with one pair of shoes that is expensive, thinking he's the rich kid now even though he still pulls up with a ripped shirt his older brother got from the nearest dollar store.
@@ethanhoward8506 ur a fucking nerd for copy and pasting that on multiple comments, you are actually so cringey. This is not "obviously a parody" he's clearly playing it up and trying to make it look believable. A parody would mean he'd be saying funny things making fun of them, not outright pretending to be one of them... I dont think you know what a parody is at all. Look up a "parody" to any song and you can see a very stark difference between a "parody" song and an original. This guy is literally playing up his confidence, but it's by no means a "parody"
@@ethanhoward8506 It doesn't really matter. It still causes more harm than laughs. What exactly is so funny about spewing bullshit PUA rhetoric? Ppl said the same thing in defense to andrew taint and look at where he is now.
@@sebastianwendl603 I’m pretty sure that unless he pulls up on either a fat guy or a crack head and he tries to take someone’s girl he’s gonna get punched across the jaw
@@zombiegone2073 that is a bad idea especially if you dont have much experience with weed, but if you want to do that i will gladly provide you the weed and make sure you dont die
@@ImmaSpam__________________Can if you don't have much experience then just megadose after and have a little baby bowl prior. Nothing beats THC for muscle recovery, most guys go home and drink it off, definitely a bad move for health, even if it does relax the muscles.
Honestly the most ironic part of this entire video is considering the amount of generic bad relationship advice he gives we never even see his girlfriend which basically just convinces everyone he doesn't have one
He doesn't cook or clean his house and his "sanctuary" a cluttered mess. No way he actually has a woman lmao. If he does it's probably a case of going to be for his money.
This guys is a joke, I’m skinnier and uglier and I’m still confident this guy couldn’t steal my girl. The “two French fries taped to a noodle” line had me cracking tf up 😂
@@GregGallagher ha yea right there with ya, I'm just a former depressive and will run across traffic to make a stranger feel better about themselves if I can.
I love how Charlie sits in his place looking criminally sexy until he opens his mouth and removes all doubt. Then he usually sais something that generates a shit-load of erotic feelings and makes one really desirous to procreate with him.
As a woman, I think I can speak for all of us when we say we don’t want him 💀 money doesn’t buy the ability to buy girlfriends when 90% of us could literally beat him up Guys relax it’s a joke but if he’s gonna call women bitches I’ll do a lil body shaming lol
If he were born in the Genghis Khan era. He'd 100% be those emperor guys who marry into the family thinking he's safe, and the gutted by his new wife in his sleep after the wedding day.
@xxsiddplaysxx4178 is fax tho In all seriousness, he comes off as that guy that plays dating sims in the basement then gets confused when it doesn't work on his sis Or that guy who's wife's boyfriend let him borrow his McLaren
“In a feast or famine world, women will always take the best case scenario” Exactly. I want a man who works on himself both physically and mentally, won’t leave me for another when he gets bored of me and doesn’t put down others to build his own ego. That’s the best case scenario
How many good men have you left cuz they bored you or have you impulsively cheated on cuz the dude in front of you got your wideset super soaker goin and was in the moment more exciting than the good man you had at home?
@@goofygoober8774 dude, expressing your own insecurities by accusing some random girl on the internet of things that you just made up in your head isn't really cool. It just screams "I'm a nice guy" and " all women bad" attitude.
I kinda feel bad for the guy. If you can't even love yourself for who you are, how do you expect anyone else to truly love you? And if your girlfriend would leave you for someone else over money, they weren't good enough to spend your life with anyways
For some loving themselves is as hard as breathing that's how it is for me tho I'm getting better at it I just hate myself bcuz of a lot of trauma and ppl telling me im worthless it's not easy at all
When he's talking about "your girl will choose me over you because more money"... It physically pained me for him. I'm quite a lonesome person, but I can't imagine the level of solitude he must be on if that's his perception of love.
@@EugeneOneguine same here he's obviously suffering on ome degree and for how bad it is I imagine it was parents telling him he's not enough or something like that
He SAYS his ex girlfriend broke up with him for that reason, but I find people will distort if not outright fabricate breakup stories so they can make out their ex is a bad person and protect their ego as well as their public image from the humiliation of being dumped. Considering their obnoxious behaviour and their desperate need to inflate their ego, there’s definitely room for doubt about their honesty, as there’s already enough reasons to have dumped him.
This guy reminds of time time when I was a security guard at the age of 18, and we had a coworker that never took off his shades, and would tell people that he was a professional snowboarder, and get upset when people told him what to do. I can still hear: "I'm a professional fucking snowboarder, I shouldn't have to do this" echoing in the caverns of my mind 17 years later.
@@sethadelman8 I never understood why people lie about outlandish things like that? Especially when a claim like that would be fact checked. Ofcourse, his MySpace was private at the time, lol what kind of pro-snowboarder has a private page? Lmfao, we were all laughing, but foreals, what’s the psychology behind this kind of lying??
@@ericoftheotherworld1525 Even if he was an actual professional snowboarder, what does that have to do with anything? Snowboarding is fun, but it doesn’t mean you get exempted from work or duties given by your boss or employer just because you’re a so-called “professional” at something completely unrelated. Even if it was somehow related, it doesn’t give him the right to blast his ego like a speaker.
He obviously doesn't have one,the only thing he shows as "evidence" for being rich is his car, which i'm fairly sure you can rent. Alongside that,he sounds pretty shallow and insecure if the only quality he thinks he has is money
My mom met my dad when he was dirt poor, lived in a one bedroom apartment with two kids, and still she loved him, and still stuck with him even when times were tough, and now my dad makes 6 figures, and she will always say that even without the money, she would of always stayed with him.
@@sebastiancorrales I live in America., have my whole life, and if I’m honest, I’d do the same thing in a heartbeat if I met someone I truly loved and cared for
@@sebastiancorralesYou’re either watching too many Wojak/Tate videos, or the women you talk to are just shitty. A lot, lot of people just want someone who they love and who loves them. Just because they didn’t pick YOU, doesn’t mean the person they did pick was just because of the money!
"real life Mr. Krabs" lol
hi
Better than most standup 😂
sup
So true
Look at this Krab obsessed with money
Dude gives off "I got bullied for being poor and now I have enough money to rent a cool car for a weekend" energy.
He definitely got bullied for his lunch money.
The people who bullied him went to the gym.
HIs wife's boyfriend let him borrow it on the weekends if he behaves
Buddy looks like he still cuts himself when he shaves his chin whiskers. Talking about having game. 🤣
I bet he's a Tater Tot subscriber
Dude took the "I have 5 million power in rise of kingdoms" mindset to heart
Lmfao, this comment sent me
Lmao
Underrated comment
Bruhhhh xD my bro got top-1 in the rise of kingdom with his 10k a month and McLaren
GOAT'd
Zero food in that fridge. Not a snack. Not any leftovers. No condiments. Literally nothing but beer and gatorade. Thats the definition of POOR AF. I GUARANTEE you he's renting that place too.
And most definitely no love, no bitches, no friends,no dad,no mom,no soulmate,no pets,no muscles,no meat on the bones and no seriousness
@@049-at-a-canes yo this from 3 minutes ago
He has some kind of eating disorder.
And underlying daddy issues.
Renting? I would guess squatting or housesitting.
I bet you there's PACKS of instant noodles in those cabinets.
“Faking it without ever making it” is my new motto
@Dont Read Profile Picture SIR YES SIR
Lmfao that quote is gold
@Santiago 🅥 nah uh
holy fucking shit 3 bots in 2 minutes? youtube is fked.
@Dont Read Profile Picture wasn't planing to
You can tell just how secure he is by how he only ever talks about other guys' girlfriends and how he wishes he could have them.
I think I have your GF do you want her back?
lollllll
Brilliant.
I love his Kitchen/Office combo, I heard all the big money CEOs don't have 2 separate rooms
THISSS, my bf had a friend who was always obsessed with his friends gfs, its crazy
Love how he tried calling people stupid then immediately says “more stupider” 😂😂😂
These bots are very more stupider
@@Micchi- ikr 😂
And then posting it
@@Micchi-ikr 😂
That's the most funniest comment thus far.
Bro's making 9 figures in Zimbabwe currency
😭😭😭😭😭best comment
what 10 pounds of kfc
The Million Peso Man.
I absolutely love that some of his "flexes" are:
- "I can't cook"
and
- "The contents of my fridge suck"
Looks, sounds, and lives like a 19-year old Andrew Tate fan whose mom still pays their rent, all he buys is whiteboards, beer, and Gatorade lmao. What a fuckin loser
literally just me irl.
Couldn't stop cringing lolol
he just like me fr
basically the same thing as saying "I dont have basic life skills" as a flex
The irony of him saying “pre workout is making you more stupider” is incredible
Hes that smart he is making new words sigma 🤣
This dude has to be trolling.
@@ggmann13 charlie always feeds the trolls
Exactly what I was thinking..
@@daredeviljumper1 actually apparently stupider is a word (ik i don’t believe it but oxford says it is)😂 he just doesn’t know grammar
This dude is the real life embodiment of "I can do anything because I have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms"
Average conversation with that guy:
"If it was a contest between you and me, I'd win. I have 50 million power and a five star wazoo in Rise of Kingdoms! I chose the Viking civilization because we get an extra war boost, and that's how I steal your girls. I could destroy your city in an instant."
"But dude, I don't even play Rise of K-"
"You think you're so tough with you big muscles, huh, big muscle man? I pity you. You need to get these dumb muscles to feel secure, while me? I've got all the money in the world with only a Mclarin to show for it. You are more stupider than I."
"Buddy you're built like two french fries stuck tog-"
"If we both drove up to your girl, she'd obviously pick me with my 50 million power and Mclarin! Haha!"
damn, you beat me to it
Which brings us to the sponsor of this video
I’m sure heard of rise of kingdoms
It’s the number one mobile game in the App Store
Lmao dang accurate
50 mil? Pathetic. I’ve got 60. I’ll take your house, car, dog, job and savings in 50’s and 100’s please and thank you.
"...but he is built like 2 french fries ductaped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle..."
Damn, Charlie always blows up with these kind of frases. Legendary! 😂😂😂
Phrases * 🤣😂
This comment is more stupider.
@@SIXNINEONEFOUR🤓
@@Megatronus-productions 😂🤣
@@Megatronus-productionsyou must be painfully stupid if you think knowing how to spell phrases correctly is nerdy
"All that preworkout you're taking is making you more stupider." He really is showing his superior intelligence when he speaks!
You can always tell something is true when they finish the message with this emoji 😂
@@itsallenwow tik tok is rotting brains 😂
I instantly had that thought when he spoke.
@Santiago 🅥 If you had better content than him then you wouldn’t be baiting in his comments, Santiago!
An absolute genius compared to us normal folk!
I'm just imagining a scenario where this guy hires a bodyguard to "protect" his girl and and he runs away with her.
I can also imagine that, that girl will cheat on him with that bodyguard cus he ain't fit at all lmao
@Patrick39 1k comments, i crown you as the king comment vulture
@@OneTrillionScoville it’s a bot
do you actually think he's gonna have a girl?
The biggest fantasy in your scenario is that the guy got a girl.
this man really just said pre workout is making you "more stupider" and meant it with all his heart
I was just thinking that
Also if yall wondering, it's empirically the opposite. Lots of studies showing common preworkout ingredients improving cognitive function.
Guy got -1 in English grammar back in school.
But looking at him, idk if he even has been to school.
The fact that he said, "more stupider" as a claim that going to the gym makes one dumber and NOT realizing that he just butchered the English language makes it fucking hilarious.
Well I guess he went to Jupiter
More stupider is superfluous. The irony of calling people stupid whilst being stupid.
more stupider is grammatically correct, no?
@@JUS2324 I don't think so
@@antimonythegreat google says it’s a real word, i aint even know that
@@JUS2324 Wow, how interesting
@@JUS2324No it is not. To say "more stupid" or "stupider"is correct. But to say more stupider is grammatically incorrect.
It's really sad when these guys don't even realize how insecure they are.
Nah I'm sure they definitely do. And it must be exhausting. I've met plenty of dudes like this in real life, alot of them are absolutely full of shit about their accomplishments, but it's pretty clear they feel like they need to because they have a warped mentality that if they don't constantly keep up the front then they're a joke. Not realizing how very clear it is that it's a front.
He’s trolling and everyone is falling for it
@@krisp422 The best part is that by doing so they are making themselves into a massive fucking joke
@@Hunchosss falling for what exactly?
@@winterbelle708 His trolling
I love how he tries to talk shit about people being stupid and yet uses the phrase "more stupider."
For real
I’ve had bandmates with the intellect to understand why phrases like “more better” are hilarious and not to be said with seriousness 😂
Yeah, he needs to go back to school...
That shit was hilarious
i was thinking the same shit there is no way he genuinely believed in his sentences, they were just coming out his ass.
He looks like if you slightly slap him he'd start crying hysterically.
so cartman from southpark but a skinny twink instead.
@@moviemaker2011z skinny twink is dead on 😂
@@moviemaker2011z you're insulting twinks with that statement. He's a twig not a twink
Wouldn't it be so much fun though?? 😂😂
might even break his chicken neck
The best part is that Charlie is everything this guy wants to be. Wealthy, healthy, famous, satisfied with his life with a girlfriend who loves him and a crowd of followers who like him for who he is, rather than the money he makes. The lifestyle this guy says you need as a wealthy person is completely disproved by Charlie's existence.
You don’t need Charlie’s life to be happy either… contentment is what’s missing in most Gen Z’ers-Millennials lives
@@christoph1596 but he’s NOT wrong though.
My wife and I had been married for 19 years, and we had 3 lovely children. This guy just showed up in his McLaren one day and took them all away from me
Im sorry man
Damn man, he did that to me too! Now it looks like he has two wives and seven kids... what's he gonna do with all those people?
@@nickfifteenInto the basement
Ok
A true victim
The nervous laugh after he said "i've got the keys to the castle" was exactly how i expect him to laugh.
I physically recoiled a little bit when he laughed.
Mom took off for the weekend?
heHEH
Sounds like a chimp
I said ew aloud when I heard it
As a woman who is dating a man who is jobless, I would never in a million years choose this shallow dude over my loving boyfriend.
😂😂😂 idk what's more fake: your comment. Or this guy penguin is roasting.
@@J.R.TheRealtor “damn she’s in an relationship that’s happy? It must be fake!!!!”
Respect. Wish you guys the best :) 🙏❤️
wait till you see me 😉
@@J.R.TheRealtor "damn, unlike me, she's in a happy relationship. FAKE"
"What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates.
Maybe it was someone else who told this quote but the point still stands. I'm a really skinny guy but doing exercises and feeling my body improve is one hell of an achievement for me.
Work hard on your body and see the results. That's where real satisfaction comes in.
there was also a similar quote from a greek philosopher, “The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.” however it doesn't really apply to him because he fails in both
same bro
I like how he keeps saying "between me and you, your girl will always pick me," as if him driving an expensive car and bragging about not cooking will make him instantly irresistible.
I suck at talking to any woman, but I know how to cook, and I know women like that sort of thing because it's genuine and is an actual skill unlike this bozo with his fake ass lifestyle
He has a very shallow view of women and thinks all of them are into riches . I don’t think he’s ever talked to a woman besides his momm
You're not attracting a woman of good qualities if this is how you steal a girl
Also if that’s true, where’s the bitches at? You can snag any girl taken or not so… where they at 🤔
@@honeyswann i doubt even that since msot of these mfs have mommy issues thus why they see woman as shallow
My favorite part was when he called people who go to the gym "more stupider". Truly a man who's not only rich but also a grammar wizard..
That made me think it's satire, there's just no way.
Do you really not realize that this is an obvious parody?
Was just about to comment it lol, no fucking way he actually said that unintentionally. What an ass.
Stupider is a word...
@@MultiTaz333 more stupider that’s a double positive makes no sense so therefore it’s bad grammar come on this is like 3rd grade stuff.
Man as someone who doesn't have much going on... this made me feel better about myself. Like at least I'm not that level of pathetic.
Hey there's nothing wrong with that as long as you're a nice and kind person and you seem that way
Sending hugs and some positive vibes 🤗
Amen.
lmao
chin up king - hit the gym and develop some marketable skills
You got more going on than you think you do, if your doing stuff, even including work, you got alot more going on than alot of people.
@@carrion_candy of course 🤗
Hope you have a great day and an awesome weekend, internet stranger
Cool name btw 🤘
"2 french fryes taped to a uncooked spaghetti" LMFAO
Perfect amount of likes.
I like how the dude tried to sound all cool and smooth in that beginning video but he lets out the nerdiest laugh I’ve ever heard
that laugh was extremely painful, I almost felt for the guy ngl
Legit 😂😂😂😂😂
He looks like a skinny salt bae
exactly bro
Just look at his posture. I can literally smell the insecurity.
This dude is living proof that some guys think having a girlfriend is just a way to show off. It's straight up idiotic at how these kinda guys see girls as just objects to show off.
Word bro, this guy just flaunts his imaginary money and women as though that's the only fufilling thing in life
it's like the entire reason they date women is male validation
And note that there's no girl in his video
Darwinism 101 - How do you make a billionaire into a millionaire? Get married.
He doesn't even understand how having a meaningful relationship can impact your life, it's like he only saw fake gold digger pranks in school. Kinda sad.
Calling someone stupid by calling them “more stupider” is an immediate self destruct
Thank you! If you didn’t comment this I would :D I laughed my ass off when he said that :d
he has to be trolling
Yea he basically admitted he's stupid as f
Stupider than Jupiter😂😂
@@Irishslag he is
I'm single and havent been in a relationship beyond the physicial, but if this guy pulled up and called my girlfriend 'that bitch' he'd have to use alot of that money he apparently makes for his hospital bills.
Heahha
Yup.
If he pulled up you ain't gonna do shit
"I don't cook, I don't clean" I don't know why but that shit cracked me up. Like yeah women totally want a man who cant take care of themselves when need be and constantly needs other people to do shit for him like a man child.
Bro saying he could provide for his girl when he can’t even cook or clean for himself
I laughed till I cried when he said that, he looks like a teenager that doesn't cook or clean too which is not what any woman wants lmao
It's all good till he gets played for his money.
Security isn't just money.
@@firejoe283 That's a good point I haven't seen addressed at all. Security is being able to work yourself out of any situation. This dude would curl up in a ball and cry at any situation that can't be solved with a few thousand dollars.
@Eugène Onéguine also if you have a skill that he doesn't have... you can do for him and overcharge him. He may not know better lol
That's just assuming he's actually rich.
my first impression is that he was hurt / rejected in favor of muscular guys and now has something to make up for what he lacked
Except hes not making up for anything, if anything, hes steeping lover
yes
My friend is like this so yeah I do see that
Now hes gonna get used by women for being a chump! Lol
To be honest, saying that because you‘ve got muscles you‘ll steal another man‘s girl is as stupid as he is.
This guy would absolutely start crying if he ever got into a real confrontation over someone's partner
TickTox guy: Hey gir-
Man: No.
His GF: Sorry about him. What he meant to say was to say "Hell no!"
TaxTorques guy: *Sound of a 3 year old having a tantrum*
Or if you key his cars
me: "knock knock"
him: "who's there"
me: "your girlfriend"
him: "i don't get it"
me: "congratulations"
him: **emo phase**
That’s his name?
@Conner yeah
At 7:13, rather than "agility", the whiteboard says:
Income:
1) Agency
2) Coaching
3) Forex
etc.
As a woman, I can assure you the majority of us are disgusted by insecure men who think they can make panties drop by showing off their wealth in public.
I laughed at how pathetic he sounded when he said he could get any woman he wants just by showing up in his expensive car.
The only people guys like him attract are those with the same egotistical, self-absorbed mindset.
We just want a partner who loves, respects and treats us kindly, that’s it. 👍
Do you care about how they look
@@newtfigton8795 LOL
Yeah I agree. That personality alone is repulsive and doesn’t sound like he really thinks a lot about women. Sure, the car is nice and may get your attention initially, but it wouldn’t hold my attention for long. If a guy was built like him but a sweetheart, then that’s when I’d consider. Like one of the most attractive things for me is when a guy is nice to animals honestly.
Not to mention those guys that only do the top work outs and have bulging arm muscles but tiny legs and body's lolol. Ew. Just ew.
But even then I'm not gonna drop everything just coz you work out. Sure there's attraction but... If you are a deush then no, just bugger off lolol
@@DiabloDaSlaya
Lazy response. Why don’t you tell me what’s funny
"All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider."
Ahh, yes, spoken like a true scholar. You can really tell his English is getting more better.
Hes moor betterer then mi .
Some wise words by George Washington
The roast could've been stronger if he used the forbidden "more stupidest" combo. Too bad, he pussied out
Back from the dead I see
@@mattwalla365 Who said I was dead?
As a single 20 something year old man still living with his parents and still loving most the things he's enjoyed since he was a kid I can safely say I am more secure in my masculinity than this guy.
Same, my man!
I have so much respect for you people. It makes me envious sometimes xD!
Ditto on that, too.
So was I until my father bullied me out of my mum's house
So was I until my father bullied me out of my mum's house
It’s amazing how poorly spoken these self-proclaimed “rich” marketers are.
It's not that these people lack a personality, it's that they lack any concept of one. They see everything in as basic and materialistic a way as possible. So if you go with a guy like this, you might get some nice toys, but you're getting the emotional depth of a puddle. He's barely sentient - lights on but no one is home.
And also the way he talks about women tells me more than enough.
barely sentient is funny af
He feels like an NPC that has like 3 dialogue línes top.
@@joseroa5243 and two of them are "Haha cool"
This is why we need good bullies out there. The ones that build character, not the ones that hit your head until all the personality falls out.
If someone leaves their partner for someone else on-sight then they ain't worth keeping around in the first place 💀💀💀
THIS LMAO
Fuckin true.
Not to mention this POS is always talking about taking someone else’s girl, so even if he IS rich how long you think he’d stay with said gold digger?
for real bro is trying to flex that he can have shitty partners with no morals or good taste in men flock to him like okay? keep them lol we dont want them if theyre like that
@@kirigoemima you matter, not enough people may say it to you but you do. *hugs*
He proves that money can’t buy you a personality.
Aye. More true words have not been said.
if only he had money, then at least he'd have one of the two
@@kirigoemima lololol
@@kirigoemima damn
What are you saying? Of course he has a personality.
A shitty one.
"it makes you more stupider"
"more stupider" .. alright... you showed them, tiger!
I showed my girl his videos and all she could do was laugh hysterically. Especially the thing he said about being able to steal your girl. The only way I can imagine him stealing anyone's girl is with a van and a taser.
He probably would still need help getting the body into the van tho
Lol
W
🤣🤣
I'm part of the small percentage of critikal's female audience & I *also* laughed out loud when he said he could steal your girl.
If he was the last man on earth, I'd sooner let him chase me around the world than go on one date with this guy.
Like...not to judge a book by its cover, but every single dude whose expressed attraction towards me that had the same look/energy as this kid ultimately ended up STALKING ME. As well as attemted forced entry, threats of violence, threats of self harm, harassment, etc amongst them. One date with an albino string bean like that & youre guarunteed at least a year of fearing for your safety.
Solid
I love when sociopaths confidently declare they know what normal people are like
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 😂😅
literally
FR
I know what normal people are like
“I’m in touch with my humanity”
"If you compared me to you you're not gonna win that battle"
He is actually good in giving people confidence to break his bones
if you got the urge to break his bones then he got to you. I feel more sympathy for his delusions and how theyre not gonna get him anywhere in life.... always sad to see a person overcompensate to the point of stupidity for their insecurities/shortcomings.
The battle he's talking about is who can make the worst financial decisions.😵💫
@@pepi560 He isn't "getting to anybody", he's saying this shit because he's insecure trying to make shitty points, not because he's trying to be Joker in the Dark Knight angering Batman.
Agreed
I’m lactose intolerant, zero fighting experience and have a shit left knee at 19.
I can definitely get that guy down with a kick to the family jewels, but I guess he rented those as well
"Two french fries duct taped to a dry spagetti noodle" Best part ever
Also him talking about going to the gym stupid reminds me of when someone claims that its fatphobic to dislike your body if your overweight.
"He's built like two French fries duct-taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle." I can't breathe!
💀
💀
Dude forreal he’s fuckin hilarious. 😂😂
I am so using that to describe my body shape from now on, bro I'm fucking crying LMAO
On God I come here for roast lessons 😆😆
the 10k a month to protect his girlfriend is to hire the security team to keep her away from him so he doesn't hurt her. a true hero.
I'm confident that he's the one who would need protecting.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@deanbussanich1445 yeah if he was the one being sexually assaulted
This got me idk why lol
10k/month is in reality not that much. That's 120k a year... Really not that much.
If you ever feel insecure or down, just remember this dude.
Needed this
@@Dracula_sb you're welcome
Thanks.
Someone tell me his name
@@Ohmagat69420 His name is Jason Wojo
7:15 “no one fucks with me here” pretty sure no one will fuck with you ever
😂
9 times out of 10, the only girls interested in just money aren't the type of girls who cook you a meal just to show you they appreciate what you do, or the girls who feel safe and comfortable enough to have those deep conversations with you about what's going on in her head. There's love and lust. Love lasts longer.
Women are encouraged to pursue love & deeper relationships from a young age.
Guys have this weird period in their teens-through-20s where society encourages them to pursue temporary gratification over relationships. This seems to be a grave disservice to men who can't escape that mindset or can't comprehend that these are *in-fact* two separate pursuits.
Personally I think guys like this need to go make some actual friends. If this guy had friends to share a beer with, or play Warhammer 30k, or whatever, then he'd be better off. His video feels like a cry for help..
Trueeee
100% accurate @lit match but something tells me this Dollar Tree Andrew Tate couldn’t have a deep conversation with anyone if he tried. Let alone a woman!
@@mbuck253 usually the people saying they pull women, don't. If you have to say it, you're trying to convince someone.
Exactly
2 french fries taped to a spaghetti noodle is the best description of that guy possible. Charlie has a way of describing people like no one else.
tbh that was a pretty generous description too, Charlie really showed mercy on that one
@@NfinET i remember when he said something like "projared looks like a bag of mayonnaise left out in the sun with nipples on it"
10k a month is not alot ur making 120k a year ur not rich buddy ur still working till ur 65
@@snow3662 fine
“Douchebag Slenderman” was pretty good too.
It must be so disappointing to wake up as this guy and see grandpa Charlie dishing out a healthy dose of reality for you on a platter.
Probably not, because clout demons thrive on traffic. This stuff only works on the lowest of the low, so the trick is to cast the widest net possible kind of like how a blue whale takes in a lot of water just to filter out some tiny shrimp or whatever it eats.
@@Cenentury0941 🤓
You’d hope he’s disappointed, but honestly probably not. He’ll enjoy a surge in popularity and compartmentalize this backlash as “haters”
He’ll probably throw a tantrum over it like a picky toddler who got served some greens on a plate would
I'd rather disappoint my own grandma than disappoint Yung Moisty himself
Bro did not need to call the gingerbread from shrek out like that
the little goblin laugh after that "keys to the castle" line really drove home the badass energy exuding from this man
I heard that laugh combined with his mustache and knew instantly that he isn't legally allowed to be with five miles of a grade school.
willem da enemy
@@christopherdark4671 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha exactly, women looove a little reptilian chuckle like that
@@Beardofred1986 that's just insulting to reptilians lol
If this guy actually thinks that a woman with a boyfriend would dump said boyfriend for him just because he pulled up in a fancier car, he is BEYOND needing help.
Also, if you're that boyfriend, and she dumps you for that reason, she probably isn't someone you want in your life anyway.
At this point she is not a "girl", she is a gold digger
@user-po2jf8xl4s damn who hurt you
@@internetgremlin8150your mo-
@user-po2jf8xl4s it’s ok, brother. You’ll find the one eventually. Just keep grinding.
@user-po2jf8xl4s Project much?
that little giggle after "i have the keys to the castle". you could tell he was pleased
Just when you thought his face couldn't get more punchable 😂
"oh yeah, that sounded so cool"
His brain was running on MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to come up with that one
@@NikoCigoj he 100% wanted to use that line in real life but never got the chance and is happy he managed to do that out of his little fanfics
He spend days thinking that up
And then guys like him say women are golddiggers?? But then he says men should make at least 10k a month to protect their women? WTF??
Bro let’s be honest, if your girl goes with a guy that easily, they can have her 💀
Loyalty is everything, without loyalty there should be no relationship
Edit: Damn I didn't think this would blow up. I'm flattered. Also, to those saying loyalty is dead today, I disagree. It may be harder to find someone loyal, but they are out there. Have faith in yourself. Also, I should clarify: I don't say only SHE needs to be loyal, this is a two-way street guys.
And that's the facts👉
Facts mrweirdo wait?
To add onto that, no girl will stay with such guy forever, instead abusing him strongly for money.
On GOD dude
And trust
"Do you think he's compensating for something?"
In all seriousness, watching this human moth makes me so, so, so thankful I was raised in a loving family who supports me and helped me love myself for who I am.
"Human moth"
That's a good one 😂
Bruh don't stoop moths to this guy's level
i think we all are grateful that were not this guy
Bro don’t insult moths like that. Moths are cute and fluffy, this man is neither. Apologise to the moths immediately.
@Xenix RL Jason wojo
The fact that he's proud that he doesn't cook, says a lot
He can deal with tapeworms in the wilderness lol
bro thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even do simple tasks like cooking food
@Diluc Chandler he didn't even say that, stop reaching
Do you really not realize that this is a parody?
@Diluc Chandler Genshin impact fan moment
Why does bro sound like he says “no more Mr nice guy” and fall after looking down, has his own theme song for walking and idling 💀
The fact he thinks he can go up to any woman and say “let’s have sex now.” And them say “OkAy” is laughable.
Ain't no one sleeping with that incel
he definitely never talks to woman except maybe his grandmother.
@@irvanray1898 gotta collect that passive income every christmas baby 😎
He is type of weirdo to approach women and after she says “I have a boyfriend”, become hostile
@@irvanray1898 😦
"if we compared me... to you... you're not gonna win that battle"
he has such a way with words, effortlessly weaving so much emotion and soul into them
Ong
'Pre workout makes you more stupider' ladies and gentlemen, We got a new shakespear
Reminds me of scout.
"I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? Do you have any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal! Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I hurt people. If you were from where I was from, you'd be fuggin dead!"
Except, like, y'know... Less class, less interesting, and less Bostonian.
If he said that to my face he won't be winning any battles
@@Kitteh.B And the Scout is charming!
He's that one kid in school that is poor as hell and pulls up with one pair of shoes that is expensive, thinking he's the rich kid now even though he still pulls up with a ripped shirt his older brother got from the nearest dollar store.
Dude gives off "I paid so much money for Andrew Tates classes so I know what women want" energy 😂😂
And he’s trying to emulate his mannerisms and how Tate acts 😂
Hopefully he doesn't go all the way into the Andrew Tate patented European sex slavery route.
Facts but one of the main things is getting jacked and looking somewhat alpha male. The guy looks like a fart would blow him to the next state. 😂😂
yeah but he isn’t preaching andrew tate ideals at all
hes trying to be tate without the muscle, but forgot the fact that the muscles are what establish tate's character and makes him seem more credible
This man definitely had his heart shattered when his first love left him for Larry the lobster.
Do you really not realize that this is an obvious parody?
@@ethanhoward8506 ur a fucking nerd for copy and pasting that on multiple comments, you are actually so cringey. This is not "obviously a parody" he's clearly playing it up and trying to make it look believable. A parody would mean he'd be saying funny things making fun of them, not outright pretending to be one of them...
I dont think you know what a parody is at all. Look up a "parody" to any song and you can see a very stark difference between a "parody" song and an original. This guy is literally playing up his confidence, but it's by no means a "parody"
Spongebob could win this fight.
Who wouldn't want to live like Larry?
@@ethanhoward8506 It doesn't really matter. It still causes more harm than laughs. What exactly is so funny about spewing bullshit PUA rhetoric? Ppl said the same thing in defense to andrew taint and look at where he is now.
I'm fairly convinced that if he was actually like this out in public, someone would have destroyed his precious car by now.
He’d get his ass whooped by the first real man he spoke to like this
Well, everyone is tough on the internet.
@@sebastianwendl603 I’m pretty sure that unless he pulls up on either a fat guy or a crack head and he tries to take someone’s girl he’s gonna get punched across the jaw
He'd get his ass whooped from the women he walks up to if he talks like that. Hahahahah
and his nose... and his jaw... and his kneecaps.... and every single one of the bones in his body...
4:30 - The only thing he can protect his girlfriend against is a noise complaint while she has sex with other dudes.
DAMNNMN
sick burn lmao
"girls need a man that need to protect and provide for them" bro couldn't even protect himself against an angry chicken if he tried
Chickens are pretty op ngl
@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN chickens are the overlords of the world
@@lainternet99 And they have been 66 million years ago
@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN if u mean t.rex isn't that a pigeon? I'm pretty sure it's a pigeon, idk 😊
@@iamshellidetortel9124 you would know
As someone as skinny as he is, without much effort, going to the gym is fine. Mad respect to the people dedicated to better themselves
If your in a country where Marijuana is legal i recommend doing a micro dose before going to the gym, it makes it less boring and repetitive.
@@ImmaSpam__________________Can fuck that do megadose before and after
@@zombiegone2073 that is a bad idea especially if you dont have much experience with weed, but if you want to do that i will gladly provide you the weed and make sure you dont die
@@ImmaSpam__________________Can if you don't have much experience then just megadose after and have a little baby bowl prior. Nothing beats THC for muscle recovery, most guys go home and drink it off, definitely a bad move for health, even if it does relax the muscles.
@@zombiegone2073 actually for muscle recovery i recommend edibles though mega dosing those can get kinda messy to put it simply
You can tell how rich he is by the way he has his microphone taped to his chest
I couldn't stop laughing as soon as I saw it 😂
Underrated comment
🤭🤭🤭
Dude he doesn’t have time for a fancy mic setup. He’s too busy being an entrepreneur and stealing peoples girls
Didn’t even notice
The fact that this video has no dislikes is crazy, using the extentions, even after 1 year, there are 0 dislikes. The world really hates him
It's obvious why he's doing this. He can see how successful Andrew Tate seems to be and so he acts almost exactly like the dude.
He gives off those vibes
He's also trying to talk like him with the same kind of accent
Nah not even close tate actually looks like and proves his lifestyle
And tate works out
@@Donquixotedoflamingo0107 The man has a negative jawline and got the money from human trafficking.
Honestly the most ironic part of this entire video is considering the amount of generic bad relationship advice he gives we never even see his girlfriend which basically just convinces everyone he doesn't have one
He doesn't cook or clean his house and his "sanctuary" a cluttered mess. No way he actually has a woman lmao. If he does it's probably a case of going to be for his money.
@@AutosportDesign Exactly, Kevin. That's the whole point of his 'advice': Women will go for money. Which is very insulting to most women.
She goes to a different school and has big boobs I promise bro
@@AutosportDesign you mean the money that doesn't exist?
He's a perfect example of a guy who thinks money = rizz. And he has neither.
These type of people have never and will never have an authentic or meaningful relationship.
This guys is a joke, I’m skinnier and uglier and I’m still confident this guy couldn’t steal my girl. The “two French fries taped to a noodle” line had me cracking tf up 😂
He is a joke, I have to wonder if it is a parody
Well I don't know what you look like but I'm sure you're not ugly
@@xXMapleVodkaXx I have low self esteem, it’s comes with the territory of being emo 😂
@@Glowinglight230 he's the whole circus
@@GregGallagher ha yea right there with ya, I'm just a former depressive and will run across traffic to make a stranger feel better about themselves if I can.
I love Charlie's super power of absolutely destroying every segment of someone's ego in the most non aggressive non chalant way possible
I love how Charlie sits in his place looking criminally sexy until he opens his mouth and removes all doubt. Then he usually sais something that generates a shit-load of erotic feelings and makes one really desirous to procreate with him.
lol good comment, so true
This man scares me more than my girlfriend
Doing tricks on it💀
@@skidoodle2150trix? like the cereal?
As a woman, I think I can speak for all of us when we say we don’t want him 💀 money doesn’t buy the ability to buy girlfriends when 90% of us could literally beat him up
Guys relax it’s a joke but if he’s gonna call women bitches I’ll do a lil body shaming lol
Yes😂
Do you really not realize that this is a fucking parody 😂😂
But no, realistically, you cannot beat up someone that probably weighs at least 30% more than you.
As someone who had an ex girlfriend who did indeed dump me for money, I think you cannot say that you speak for 'all' of you.
@@DemBigOlEyes Oh I'm sure she only left you for money, Mr " Equal Rights Lefts and Uppercuts", you're definitely a catch.
If he were born in the Genghis Khan era. He'd 100% be those emperor guys who marry into the family thinking he's safe, and the gutted by his new wife in his sleep after the wedding day.
"It's making you more stupider." Spoken like a true genus.
A true incollect
Man needs to start a philosofa podcast
You guys should stop making fun of him and respect his authoritah
@TO MEGA THERION r/woosh
the joke is that "more stupider" is incorrect, so the 'genus' is the punchline of the joke.
I know this sounds crazy but as a female, I actually prefer to be treated like an equal human being and not an object
whoa no way
good for you
No way ??! What
Die I like… woulda never thought
Wow who would have thought. Females are human beings and liked being treated as human beings. Wild how some people don't seem to get this
all of us men are incredibly fortunate that he focuses his seductive powers exclusively on his sister
OK what the fuck is that statement .
Alabama...
@@xxsiddplaysxx4178The truth
out of pocket
@xxsiddplaysxx4178 is fax tho
In all seriousness, he comes off as that guy that plays dating sims in the basement then gets confused when it doesn't work on his sis
Or that guy who's wife's boyfriend let him borrow his McLaren
His office is built into his kitchen. Nice $600 stove!
“In a feast or famine world, women will always take the best case scenario”
Exactly. I want a man who works on himself both physically and mentally, won’t leave me for another when he gets bored of me and doesn’t put down others to build his own ego. That’s the best case scenario
How many good men have you left cuz they bored you or have you impulsively cheated on cuz the dude in front of you got your wideset super soaker goin and was in the moment more exciting than the good man you had at home?
@@goofygoober8774 never done that. I’m a virgin. That sort of thing doesn’t interest me
@@goofygoober8774 dude, expressing your own insecurities by accusing some random girl on the internet of things that you just made up in your head isn't really cool. It just screams "I'm a nice guy" and " all women bad" attitude.
@goofygoober8774 just say that girls don't want u bro 😂
@@goofygoober8774Accurate name
This dude is magically unaware of being loved and loving people. I dont love my boyfriend for hypothetical money, I love him because hes a lovely guy
Your boyfriend is my mother
Your boyfriend is lucky to have you as his girlfriend
@@RequiemDream ... yo wut?
@@Zen-zt4uk His boyfriend is DJ Ötzi, that's his actual name, you can find him on this platform, just look for it
@@RequiemDream that's not what I meant in the slightest but alright
I kinda feel bad for the guy. If you can't even love yourself for who you are, how do you expect anyone else to truly love you? And if your girlfriend would leave you for someone else over money, they weren't good enough to spend your life with anyways
For some loving themselves is as hard as breathing that's how it is for me tho I'm getting better at it I just hate myself bcuz of a lot of trauma and ppl telling me im worthless it's not easy at all
When he's talking about "your girl will choose me over you because more money"... It physically pained me for him. I'm quite a lonesome person, but I can't imagine the level of solitude he must be on if that's his perception of love.
@@EugeneOneguine same here he's obviously suffering on ome degree and for how bad it is I imagine it was parents telling him he's not enough or something like that
Good thoughts amigo. Truly some real talk
He SAYS his ex girlfriend broke up with him for that reason, but I find people will distort if not outright fabricate breakup stories so they can make out their ex is a bad person and protect their ego as well as their public image from the humiliation of being dumped.
Considering their obnoxious behaviour and their desperate need to inflate their ego, there’s definitely room for doubt about their honesty, as there’s already enough reasons to have dumped him.
"The only foe you're equipped to handle is if the gingerbread man from Shrek tried to attack your girl" Bro 😭😭
This guy reminds of time time when I was a security guard at the age of 18, and we had a coworker that never took off his shades, and would tell people that he was a professional snowboarder, and get upset when people told him what to do. I can still hear: "I'm a professional fucking snowboarder, I shouldn't have to do this" echoing in the caverns of my mind 17 years later.
ah yes the most useful and universally respected skill, snowboarding...
@@sethadelman8 I never understood why people lie about outlandish things like that? Especially when a claim like that would be fact checked. Ofcourse, his MySpace was private at the time, lol what kind of pro-snowboarder has a private page? Lmfao, we were all laughing, but foreals, what’s the psychology behind this kind of lying??
@@ericoftheotherworld1525 Even if he was an actual professional snowboarder, what does that have to do with anything? Snowboarding is fun, but it doesn’t mean you get exempted from work or duties given by your boss or employer just because you’re a so-called “professional” at something completely unrelated. Even if it was somehow related, it doesn’t give him the right to blast his ego like a speaker.
He is the type of person who could fail a personality test 💀
Underrated comment. Got an actual chuckle out of me.
X'D more like he failed it before taking it
True 😂
I love how he talk so much smack about being able to steal girls from guys, but never has a girlfriend on camera
FACTS
Cause he doesn’t have any cause he’s insanely insecurity
Bitches be hidin’ 😂
He obviously doesn't have one,the only thing he shows as "evidence" for being rich is his car, which i'm fairly sure you can rent. Alongside that,he sounds pretty shallow and insecure if the only quality he thinks he has is money
Yeah he can only steal your girlfriend if she goes to another school
something I like about commentators like penguinz0 is because they’re so calm.it’s like a relaxation to my ears.😭😭
"He's built like two French fries duct-taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle" Holy shit bro killed him lmao
Bro is on that Jack Skellington diet 💀
right? i could only imagine how he’d describe me if that’s how he describes this guy
My mom met my dad when he was dirt poor, lived in a one bedroom apartment with two kids, and still she loved him, and still stuck with him even when times were tough, and now my dad makes 6 figures, and she will always say that even without the money, she would of always stayed with him.
That’s rare here in a western country I don’t think most women would do that
@@sebastiancorrales I live in America., have my whole life, and if I’m honest, I’d do the same thing in a heartbeat if I met someone I truly loved and cared for
AMEN
@@sebastiancorralesYou’re either watching too many Wojak/Tate videos, or the women you talk to are just shitty. A lot, lot of people just want someone who they love and who loves them. Just because they didn’t pick YOU, doesn’t mean the person they did pick was just because of the money!
That’s love right thete
"A parody of self confidence without self awareness" -Charlie
i love how he constantly yaps about women wanting to be protected and safe yet he says going to the gym is stupid
This is why you need good friends to slap you back to reality. He clearly doesn’t
Yes! Some people need a good slap...others need a few good punches.
As in friends?
Op, there goes gravity
I am prety sure he dosent believe What he îs saying.....its just for content
The reason he hates the gym is you can’t fake a great physique
have you seen girls on ig that fake there photos to look good
And him, can't do 120 reps in one dumbell
You technically can, with anabolics? But then again you still have to work out for it so probably not
Synthol and steroids.
@@hypothalapotamus5293 that won't look real😂