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  • @DailyDoseOfInternet
    @DailyDoseOfInternet Рік тому +58426

    "real life Mr. Krabs" lol

  • @MikkiNobody
    @MikkiNobody Рік тому +34437

    Dude gives off "I got bullied for being poor and now I have enough money to rent a cool car for a weekend" energy.

    • @FDT222
      @FDT222 Рік тому +977

      He definitely got bullied for his lunch money.

    • @rickeydart3040
      @rickeydart3040 Рік тому +864

      The people who bullied him went to the gym.

    • @Kyle-cu7qz
      @Kyle-cu7qz Рік тому +989

      HIs wife's boyfriend let him borrow it on the weekends if he behaves

    • @KermitOfWar
      @KermitOfWar Рік тому +234

      Buddy looks like he still cuts himself when he shaves his chin whiskers. Talking about having game. 🤣

    • @isabellajensen9480
      @isabellajensen9480 Рік тому +141

      I bet he's a Tater Tot subscriber

  • @KennysGarlic
    @KennysGarlic Рік тому +15488

    Dude took the "I have 5 million power in rise of kingdoms" mindset to heart

  • @davidfaustino4476
    @davidfaustino4476 5 місяців тому +421

    Zero food in that fridge. Not a snack. Not any leftovers. No condiments. Literally nothing but beer and gatorade. Thats the definition of POOR AF. I GUARANTEE you he's renting that place too.

    • @049-at-a-canes
      @049-at-a-canes 5 місяців тому +42

      And most definitely no love, no bitches, no friends,no dad,no mom,no soulmate,no pets,no muscles,no meat on the bones and no seriousness

    • @ContentMemesOfficial
      @ContentMemesOfficial 5 місяців тому +2

      @@049-at-a-canes yo this from 3 minutes ago

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros 4 місяці тому

      He has some kind of eating disorder.
      And underlying daddy issues.

    • @CinemaBiohazard
      @CinemaBiohazard 3 місяці тому +4

      Renting? I would guess squatting or housesitting.

    • @WeTheLaziestGamers
      @WeTheLaziestGamers 2 місяці тому +4

      I bet you there's PACKS of instant noodles in those cabinets.

  • @cloudee2515
    @cloudee2515 Рік тому +14043

    “Faking it without ever making it” is my new motto

    • @timmy6890
      @timmy6890 Рік тому +37

      @Dont Read Profile Picture SIR YES SIR

    • @bokgaming6645
      @bokgaming6645 Рік тому +13

      Lmfao that quote is gold

    • @animefood0818
      @animefood0818 Рік тому +16

      @Santiago 🅥 nah uh

    • @alduinfr
      @alduinfr Рік тому

      holy fucking shit 3 bots in 2 minutes? youtube is fked.

    • @RedMarcus14
      @RedMarcus14 Рік тому +7

      ​@Dont Read Profile Picture wasn't planing to

  • @haydnmalyon7690
    @haydnmalyon7690 Рік тому +4366

    You can tell just how secure he is by how he only ever talks about other guys' girlfriends and how he wishes he could have them.

    • @gurunext
      @gurunext Рік тому

      I think I have your GF do you want her back?

    • @flocooke2559
      @flocooke2559 Рік тому +57

      lollllll

    • @thebananas6483
      @thebananas6483 Рік тому +49

      Brilliant.

    • @URsooomad8613
      @URsooomad8613 Рік тому +85

      I love his Kitchen/Office combo, I heard all the big money CEOs don't have 2 separate rooms

    • @CJ-cz3hv
      @CJ-cz3hv Рік тому +49

      THISSS, my bf had a friend who was always obsessed with his friends gfs, its crazy

  • @calexxelac2457
    @calexxelac2457 Рік тому +18373

    Love how he tried calling people stupid then immediately says “more stupider” 😂😂😂

    • @Micchi-
      @Micchi- Рік тому +1353

      These bots are very more stupider

    • @calexxelac2457
      @calexxelac2457 Рік тому +140

      @@Micchi- ikr 😂

    • @fivefootten
      @fivefootten Рік тому +136

      And then posting it

    • @NbNgMOD
      @NbNgMOD Рік тому +8

      ​@@Micchi-ikr 😂

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 Рік тому +63

      That's the most funniest comment thus far.

  • @toastergaming7783
    @toastergaming7783 6 місяців тому +343

    Bro's making 9 figures in Zimbabwe currency

  • @xuruiyu
    @xuruiyu Рік тому +5475

    I absolutely love that some of his "flexes" are:
    - "I can't cook"
    and
    - "The contents of my fridge suck"

    • @BusinessSkrub
      @BusinessSkrub Рік тому +2

      Looks, sounds, and lives like a 19-year old Andrew Tate fan whose mom still pays their rent, all he buys is whiteboards, beer, and Gatorade lmao. What a fuckin loser

    • @Vestige_
      @Vestige_ Рік тому +70

      literally just me irl.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Рік тому +85

      Couldn't stop cringing lolol

    • @sploshsploosh
      @sploshsploosh Рік тому +15

      he just like me fr

    • @bittiebee
      @bittiebee Рік тому +129

      basically the same thing as saying "I dont have basic life skills" as a flex

  • @GeeTee1
    @GeeTee1 Рік тому +5825

    The irony of him saying “pre workout is making you more stupider” is incredible

    • @daredeviljumper1
      @daredeviljumper1 Рік тому +152

      Hes that smart he is making new words sigma 🤣

    • @ggmann13
      @ggmann13 Рік тому +205

      This dude has to be trolling.

    • @verdations531
      @verdations531 Рік тому +47

      @@ggmann13 charlie always feeds the trolls

    • @sombernights
      @sombernights Рік тому +4

      Exactly what I was thinking..

    • @zerovkarma9180
      @zerovkarma9180 Рік тому +10

      @@daredeviljumper1 actually apparently stupider is a word (ik i don’t believe it but oxford says it is)😂 he just doesn’t know grammar

  • @plaz2701
    @plaz2701 Рік тому +3874

    This dude is the real life embodiment of "I can do anything because I have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms"

    • @evanairnomad4361
      @evanairnomad4361 Рік тому +183

      Average conversation with that guy:
      "If it was a contest between you and me, I'd win. I have 50 million power and a five star wazoo in Rise of Kingdoms! I chose the Viking civilization because we get an extra war boost, and that's how I steal your girls. I could destroy your city in an instant."
      "But dude, I don't even play Rise of K-"
      "You think you're so tough with you big muscles, huh, big muscle man? I pity you. You need to get these dumb muscles to feel secure, while me? I've got all the money in the world with only a Mclarin to show for it. You are more stupider than I."
      "Buddy you're built like two french fries stuck tog-"
      "If we both drove up to your girl, she'd obviously pick me with my 50 million power and Mclarin! Haha!"

    • @wormybobcat3706
      @wormybobcat3706 Рік тому +3

      damn, you beat me to it

    • @1Raheem
      @1Raheem Рік тому

      Which brings us to the sponsor of this video
      I’m sure heard of rise of kingdoms
      It’s the number one mobile game in the App Store

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Рік тому +4

      Lmao dang accurate

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 Рік тому +27

      50 mil? Pathetic. I’ve got 60. I’ll take your house, car, dog, job and savings in 50’s and 100’s please and thank you.

  • @Melibuss
    @Melibuss 11 місяців тому +473

    "...but he is built like 2 french fries ductaped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle..."
    Damn, Charlie always blows up with these kind of frases. Legendary! 😂😂😂

    • @SIXNINEONEFOUR
      @SIXNINEONEFOUR 9 місяців тому +19

      Phrases * 🤣😂

    • @Iwannaps5
      @Iwannaps5 6 місяців тому

      This comment is more stupider.

    • @Megatronus-productions
      @Megatronus-productions 6 місяців тому +2

      @@SIXNINEONEFOUR🤓

    • @SIXNINEONEFOUR
      @SIXNINEONEFOUR 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Megatronus-productions 😂🤣

    • @jamescuttler8047
      @jamescuttler8047 3 місяці тому

      @@Megatronus-productionsyou must be painfully stupid if you think knowing how to spell phrases correctly is nerdy

  • @jakeb7242
    @jakeb7242 Рік тому +4238

    "All that preworkout you're taking is making you more stupider." He really is showing his superior intelligence when he speaks!

    • @itsallenwow
      @itsallenwow Рік тому +49

      You can always tell something is true when they finish the message with this emoji 😂

    • @James_Randal
      @James_Randal Рік тому +71

      ​@@itsallenwow tik tok is rotting brains 😂

    • @Bluewolf09
      @Bluewolf09 Рік тому +9

      I instantly had that thought when he spoke.

    • @mr.cschaosworkshop4100
      @mr.cschaosworkshop4100 Рік тому +20

      @Santiago 🅥 If you had better content than him then you wouldn’t be baiting in his comments, Santiago!

    • @mr.cschaosworkshop4100
      @mr.cschaosworkshop4100 Рік тому +2

      An absolute genius compared to us normal folk!

  • @nosound5903
    @nosound5903 Рік тому +3046

    I'm just imagining a scenario where this guy hires a bodyguard to "protect" his girl and and he runs away with her.

    • @akutorogue236
      @akutorogue236 Рік тому +80

      I can also imagine that, that girl will cheat on him with that bodyguard cus he ain't fit at all lmao

    • @OneTrillionScoville
      @OneTrillionScoville Рік тому +24

      @Patrick39 1k comments, i crown you as the king comment vulture

    • @GrambertMoore
      @GrambertMoore Рік тому +7

      @@OneTrillionScoville it’s a bot

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us Рік тому +21

      do you actually think he's gonna have a girl?

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames Рік тому +17

      The biggest fantasy in your scenario is that the guy got a girl.

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 Рік тому +3527

    this man really just said pre workout is making you "more stupider" and meant it with all his heart

    • @Vexxy197
      @Vexxy197 Рік тому +23

      I was just thinking that

    • @virno69420
      @virno69420 Рік тому +95

      Also if yall wondering, it's empirically the opposite. Lots of studies showing common preworkout ingredients improving cognitive function.

    • @bestpriest2224
      @bestpriest2224 Рік тому +39

      Guy got -1 in English grammar back in school.
      But looking at him, idk if he even has been to school.

    • @jacent.4982
      @jacent.4982 Рік тому +47

      The fact that he said, "more stupider" as a claim that going to the gym makes one dumber and NOT realizing that he just butchered the English language makes it fucking hilarious.

    • @Chaotic_evil_duck
      @Chaotic_evil_duck Рік тому +16

      Well I guess he went to Jupiter

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops 7 місяців тому +46

    More stupider is superfluous. The irony of calling people stupid whilst being stupid.

    • @JUS2324
      @JUS2324 7 місяців тому +1

      more stupider is grammatically correct, no?

    • @antimonythegreat
      @antimonythegreat 6 місяців тому +1

      @@JUS2324 I don't think so

    • @JUS2324
      @JUS2324 6 місяців тому

      @@antimonythegreat google says it’s a real word, i aint even know that

    • @antimonythegreat
      @antimonythegreat 6 місяців тому

      @@JUS2324 Wow, how interesting

    • @IsmailRosli
      @IsmailRosli 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@JUS2324No it is not. To say "more stupid" or "stupider"is correct. But to say more stupider is grammatically incorrect.

  • @Zzyned
    @Zzyned Рік тому +4583

    It's really sad when these guys don't even realize how insecure they are.

    • @krisp422
      @krisp422 Рік тому +139

      Nah I'm sure they definitely do. And it must be exhausting. I've met plenty of dudes like this in real life, alot of them are absolutely full of shit about their accomplishments, but it's pretty clear they feel like they need to because they have a warped mentality that if they don't constantly keep up the front then they're a joke. Not realizing how very clear it is that it's a front.

    • @Hunchosss
      @Hunchosss Рік тому +34

      He’s trolling and everyone is falling for it

    • @st.haborym
      @st.haborym Рік тому +1

      @@krisp422 The best part is that by doing so they are making themselves into a massive fucking joke

    • @winterbelle708
      @winterbelle708 Рік тому +45

      @@Hunchosss falling for what exactly?

    • @Hunchosss
      @Hunchosss Рік тому +7

      @@winterbelle708 His trolling

  • @DrowzyD
    @DrowzyD Рік тому +7787

    I love how he tries to talk shit about people being stupid and yet uses the phrase "more stupider."

    • @alicyjinx8923
      @alicyjinx8923 Рік тому +87

      For real

    • @Myztyrio
      @Myztyrio Рік тому +124

      I’ve had bandmates with the intellect to understand why phrases like “more better” are hilarious and not to be said with seriousness 😂

    • @baaaphomet69
      @baaaphomet69 Рік тому +30

      Yeah, he needs to go back to school...

    • @mikeyderrick387
      @mikeyderrick387 Рік тому +22

      That shit was hilarious

    • @kkeanu5032
      @kkeanu5032 Рік тому +28

      i was thinking the same shit there is no way he genuinely believed in his sentences, they were just coming out his ass.

  • @Annoniempje480
    @Annoniempje480 Рік тому +3221

    He looks like if you slightly slap him he'd start crying hysterically.

    • @moviemaker2011z
      @moviemaker2011z Рік тому +202

      so cartman from southpark but a skinny twink instead.

    • @UnityAgainstJewishEvil
      @UnityAgainstJewishEvil Рік тому

      @@moviemaker2011z skinny twink is dead on 😂

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Рік тому

      @@moviemaker2011z you're insulting twinks with that statement. He's a twig not a twink

    • @leesylou1429
      @leesylou1429 Рік тому +13

      Wouldn't it be so much fun though?? 😂😂

    • @Treeink1
      @Treeink1 Рік тому

      might even break his chicken neck

  • @chainsawlizard9528
    @chainsawlizard9528 8 місяців тому +114

    The best part is that Charlie is everything this guy wants to be. Wealthy, healthy, famous, satisfied with his life with a girlfriend who loves him and a crowd of followers who like him for who he is, rather than the money he makes. The lifestyle this guy says you need as a wealthy person is completely disproved by Charlie's existence.

    • @christoph1596
      @christoph1596 5 місяців тому +12

      You don’t need Charlie’s life to be happy either… contentment is what’s missing in most Gen Z’ers-Millennials lives

    • @demo2497
      @demo2497 5 місяців тому +4

      @@christoph1596 but he’s NOT wrong though.

  • @pete6705
    @pete6705 Рік тому +5116

    My wife and I had been married for 19 years, and we had 3 lovely children. This guy just showed up in his McLaren one day and took them all away from me

    • @fortuneegbunike3728
      @fortuneegbunike3728 11 місяців тому +327

      Im sorry man

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen 11 місяців тому +541

      Damn man, he did that to me too! Now it looks like he has two wives and seven kids... what's he gonna do with all those people?

    • @apostateunion
      @apostateunion 11 місяців тому +219

      ​@@nickfifteenInto the basement

    • @maggot42069
      @maggot42069 11 місяців тому +9

      Ok

    • @The_last_slice_0f_pizza
      @The_last_slice_0f_pizza 11 місяців тому +15

      A true victim

  • @Cris-dm1nt
    @Cris-dm1nt Рік тому +1074

    The nervous laugh after he said "i've got the keys to the castle" was exactly how i expect him to laugh.

    • @GISK1000
      @GISK1000 Рік тому +68

      I physically recoiled a little bit when he laughed.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Рік тому +1

      Mom took off for the weekend?

    • @d_all_in
      @d_all_in Рік тому +13

      heHEH

    • @topkek996
      @topkek996 Рік тому

      Sounds like a chimp

    • @nosauce5321
      @nosauce5321 Рік тому +4

      I said ew aloud when I heard it

  • @beelani6875
    @beelani6875 Рік тому +13299

    As a woman who is dating a man who is jobless, I would never in a million years choose this shallow dude over my loving boyfriend.

    • @J.R.TheRealtor
      @J.R.TheRealtor Рік тому +358

      😂😂😂 idk what's more fake: your comment. Or this guy penguin is roasting.

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker Рік тому +4052

      @@J.R.TheRealtor “damn she’s in an relationship that’s happy? It must be fake!!!!”

    • @incognitoblue3202
      @incognitoblue3202 Рік тому +727

      Respect. Wish you guys the best :) 🙏❤️

    • @GirafeGood
      @GirafeGood Рік тому +51

      wait till you see me 😉

    • @person12321
      @person12321 Рік тому +1221

      @@J.R.TheRealtor "damn, unlike me, she's in a happy relationship. FAKE"

  • @azur31ce46
    @azur31ce46 11 місяців тому +231

    "What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates.
    Maybe it was someone else who told this quote but the point still stands. I'm a really skinny guy but doing exercises and feeling my body improve is one hell of an achievement for me.

    • @-baldvegeta
      @-baldvegeta 10 місяців тому +9

      Work hard on your body and see the results. That's where real satisfaction comes in.

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 9 місяців тому +15

      there was also a similar quote from a greek philosopher, “The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.” however it doesn't really apply to him because he fails in both

    • @aidensus28
      @aidensus28 4 місяці тому +1

      same bro

  • @ProtocolDroidHK47
    @ProtocolDroidHK47 Рік тому +1413

    I like how he keeps saying "between me and you, your girl will always pick me," as if him driving an expensive car and bragging about not cooking will make him instantly irresistible.

    • @0013bluejay
      @0013bluejay Рік тому

      I suck at talking to any woman, but I know how to cook, and I know women like that sort of thing because it's genuine and is an actual skill unlike this bozo with his fake ass lifestyle

    • @honeyswann
      @honeyswann Рік тому +131

      He has a very shallow view of women and thinks all of them are into riches . I don’t think he’s ever talked to a woman besides his momm

    • @christopherherr7561
      @christopherherr7561 Рік тому

      You're not attracting a woman of good qualities if this is how you steal a girl

    • @clemthegoat8034
      @clemthegoat8034 Рік тому

      Also if that’s true, where’s the bitches at? You can snag any girl taken or not so… where they at 🤔

    • @toniotrussardi8126
      @toniotrussardi8126 Рік тому

      @@honeyswann i doubt even that since msot of these mfs have mommy issues thus why they see woman as shallow

  • @prdprdprdprdprdel
    @prdprdprdprdprdel Рік тому +1919

    My favorite part was when he called people who go to the gym "more stupider". Truly a man who's not only rich but also a grammar wizard..

    • @Littletony525
      @Littletony525 Рік тому +86

      That made me think it's satire, there's just no way.

    • @ethanhoward8506
      @ethanhoward8506 Рік тому +4

      Do you really not realize that this is an obvious parody?

    • @Gabush
      @Gabush Рік тому

      Was just about to comment it lol, no fucking way he actually said that unintentionally. What an ass.

    • @MultiTaz333
      @MultiTaz333 Рік тому +2

      Stupider is a word...

    • @rafewarren1034
      @rafewarren1034 Рік тому

      @@MultiTaz333 more stupider that’s a double positive makes no sense so therefore it’s bad grammar come on this is like 3rd grade stuff.

  • @civildisorder
    @civildisorder Рік тому +2651

    Man as someone who doesn't have much going on... this made me feel better about myself. Like at least I'm not that level of pathetic.

    • @bigtitegothbiotch2231
      @bigtitegothbiotch2231 Рік тому +129

      Hey there's nothing wrong with that as long as you're a nice and kind person and you seem that way
      Sending hugs and some positive vibes 🤗

    • @VitchAndVorty
      @VitchAndVorty Рік тому +21

      Amen.
      lmao

    • @lordhandsomeswag1854
      @lordhandsomeswag1854 Рік тому +26

      chin up king - hit the gym and develop some marketable skills

    • @Eian_Anderson
      @Eian_Anderson Рік тому +8

      You got more going on than you think you do, if your doing stuff, even including work, you got alot more going on than alot of people.

    • @bigtitegothbiotch2231
      @bigtitegothbiotch2231 Рік тому +2

      @@carrion_candy of course 🤗
      Hope you have a great day and an awesome weekend, internet stranger
      Cool name btw 🤘

  • @nataliagunkovska7718
    @nataliagunkovska7718 10 місяців тому +167

    "2 french fryes taped to a uncooked spaghetti" LMFAO

  • @Beastie_boy123
    @Beastie_boy123 Рік тому +1377

    I like how the dude tried to sound all cool and smooth in that beginning video but he lets out the nerdiest laugh I’ve ever heard

    • @gab2386
      @gab2386 Рік тому +63

      that laugh was extremely painful, I almost felt for the guy ngl

    • @kallel5155
      @kallel5155 Рік тому +7

      Legit 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @syalda0001
      @syalda0001 Рік тому +18

      He looks like a skinny salt bae

    • @shwickles
      @shwickles Рік тому

      exactly bro

    • @anironfarm6056
      @anironfarm6056 Рік тому +17

      Just look at his posture. I can literally smell the insecurity.

  • @KnightGaming206
    @KnightGaming206 Рік тому +5125

    This dude is living proof that some guys think having a girlfriend is just a way to show off. It's straight up idiotic at how these kinda guys see girls as just objects to show off.

    • @monkeman3441
      @monkeman3441 Рік тому +279

      Word bro, this guy just flaunts his imaginary money and women as though that's the only fufilling thing in life

    • @vabby2k
      @vabby2k Рік тому +207

      it's like the entire reason they date women is male validation

    • @E1N9A8N0DA
      @E1N9A8N0DA Рік тому +133

      And note that there's no girl in his video

    • @briz1965
      @briz1965 Рік тому +3

      Darwinism 101 - How do you make a billionaire into a millionaire? Get married.

    • @andrev110
      @andrev110 Рік тому +132

      He doesn't even understand how having a meaningful relationship can impact your life, it's like he only saw fake gold digger pranks in school. Kinda sad.

  • @connor.patrick
    @connor.patrick Рік тому +451

    Calling someone stupid by calling them “more stupider” is an immediate self destruct

  • @platinumfalcon798
    @platinumfalcon798 4 місяці тому +45

    I'm single and havent been in a relationship beyond the physicial, but if this guy pulled up and called my girlfriend 'that bitch' he'd have to use alot of that money he apparently makes for his hospital bills.

  • @SuedoOka
    @SuedoOka Рік тому +1865

    "I don't cook, I don't clean" I don't know why but that shit cracked me up. Like yeah women totally want a man who cant take care of themselves when need be and constantly needs other people to do shit for him like a man child.

    • @swirlffle8323
      @swirlffle8323 Рік тому +186

      Bro saying he could provide for his girl when he can’t even cook or clean for himself

    • @taral2
      @taral2 Рік тому +72

      I laughed till I cried when he said that, he looks like a teenager that doesn't cook or clean too which is not what any woman wants lmao

    • @firejoe283
      @firejoe283 Рік тому +21

      It's all good till he gets played for his money.
      Security isn't just money.

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine Рік тому +33

      @@firejoe283 That's a good point I haven't seen addressed at all. Security is being able to work yourself out of any situation. This dude would curl up in a ball and cry at any situation that can't be solved with a few thousand dollars.

    • @firejoe283
      @firejoe283 Рік тому +11

      @Eugène Onéguine also if you have a skill that he doesn't have... you can do for him and overcharge him. He may not know better lol
      That's just assuming he's actually rich.

  • @shizuoh2792
    @shizuoh2792 Рік тому +3371

    my first impression is that he was hurt / rejected in favor of muscular guys and now has something to make up for what he lacked

    • @laszloneumann500
      @laszloneumann500 Рік тому +113

      Except hes not making up for anything, if anything, hes steeping lover

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Рік тому +3

      yes

    • @boxeswithfoxes
      @boxeswithfoxes Рік тому +9

      My friend is like this so yeah I do see that

    • @andrewevans7992
      @andrewevans7992 Рік тому +29

      Now hes gonna get used by women for being a chump! Lol

    • @sergius8495
      @sergius8495 Рік тому +1

      To be honest, saying that because you‘ve got muscles you‘ll steal another man‘s girl is as stupid as he is.

  • @LordyT34
    @LordyT34 Рік тому +1245

    This guy would absolutely start crying if he ever got into a real confrontation over someone's partner

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Рік тому +47

      TickTox guy: Hey gir-
      Man: No.
      His GF: Sorry about him. What he meant to say was to say "Hell no!"
      TaxTorques guy: *Sound of a 3 year old having a tantrum*

    • @Mark6O9
      @Mark6O9 Рік тому +3

      Or if you key his cars

    • @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
      @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr Рік тому +6

      me: "knock knock"
      him: "who's there"
      me: "your girlfriend"
      him: "i don't get it"
      me: "congratulations"
      him: **emo phase**

    • @EnderGameZ.
      @EnderGameZ. Рік тому

      That’s his name?

    • @Geyrider
      @Geyrider Рік тому

      @Conner yeah

  • @zackpi7874
    @zackpi7874 10 місяців тому +19

    At 7:13, rather than "agility", the whiteboard says:
    Income:
    1) Agency
    2) Coaching
    3) Forex
    etc.

  • @kaydenka1
    @kaydenka1 Рік тому +6383

    As a woman, I can assure you the majority of us are disgusted by insecure men who think they can make panties drop by showing off their wealth in public.
    I laughed at how pathetic he sounded when he said he could get any woman he wants just by showing up in his expensive car.
    The only people guys like him attract are those with the same egotistical, self-absorbed mindset.
    We just want a partner who loves, respects and treats us kindly, that’s it. 👍

    • @newtfigton8795
      @newtfigton8795 Рік тому +124

      Do you care about how they look

    • @DiabloDaSlaya
      @DiabloDaSlaya Рік тому +561

      ​@@newtfigton8795 LOL

    • @dominoeffect6699
      @dominoeffect6699 Рік тому +400

      Yeah I agree. That personality alone is repulsive and doesn’t sound like he really thinks a lot about women. Sure, the car is nice and may get your attention initially, but it wouldn’t hold my attention for long. If a guy was built like him but a sweetheart, then that’s when I’d consider. Like one of the most attractive things for me is when a guy is nice to animals honestly.

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl Рік тому +1

      Not to mention those guys that only do the top work outs and have bulging arm muscles but tiny legs and body's lolol. Ew. Just ew.
      But even then I'm not gonna drop everything just coz you work out. Sure there's attraction but... If you are a deush then no, just bugger off lolol

    • @newtfigton8795
      @newtfigton8795 Рік тому +32

      @@DiabloDaSlaya
      Lazy response. Why don’t you tell me what’s funny

  • @FirstPresidentNumber1
    @FirstPresidentNumber1 Рік тому +4712

    "All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider."
    Ahh, yes, spoken like a true scholar. You can really tell his English is getting more better.

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life Рік тому +140

      Hes moor betterer then mi .

    • @Autismic1
      @Autismic1 Рік тому +64

      Some wise words by George Washington

    • @Vario69
      @Vario69 Рік тому +86

      The roast could've been stronger if he used the forbidden "more stupidest" combo. Too bad, he pussied out

    • @mattwalla365
      @mattwalla365 Рік тому +5

      Back from the dead I see

    • @FirstPresidentNumber1
      @FirstPresidentNumber1 Рік тому +23

      @@mattwalla365 Who said I was dead?

  • @tommarshall5947
    @tommarshall5947 Рік тому +6760

    As a single 20 something year old man still living with his parents and still loving most the things he's enjoyed since he was a kid I can safely say I am more secure in my masculinity than this guy.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl Рік тому +197

      Same, my man!

    • @Fuji367
      @Fuji367 Рік тому +157

      I have so much respect for you people. It makes me envious sometimes xD!

    • @NayrAnur
      @NayrAnur Рік тому +38

      Ditto on that, too.

    • @BLu3RayDiskRang3
      @BLu3RayDiskRang3 Рік тому +23

      So was I until my father bullied me out of my mum's house

    • @BLu3RayDiskRang3
      @BLu3RayDiskRang3 Рік тому +7

      So was I until my father bullied me out of my mum's house

  • @darn0220
    @darn0220 10 місяців тому +35

    It’s amazing how poorly spoken these self-proclaimed “rich” marketers are.

  • @RoboJules
    @RoboJules Рік тому +1349

    It's not that these people lack a personality, it's that they lack any concept of one. They see everything in as basic and materialistic a way as possible. So if you go with a guy like this, you might get some nice toys, but you're getting the emotional depth of a puddle. He's barely sentient - lights on but no one is home.

    • @dnbd_3026
      @dnbd_3026 Рік тому +111

      And also the way he talks about women tells me more than enough.

    • @morirzarpado
      @morirzarpado Рік тому +57

      barely sentient is funny af

    • @joseroa5243
      @joseroa5243 Рік тому +40

      He feels like an NPC that has like 3 dialogue línes top.

    • @MintyDreams
      @MintyDreams Рік тому +24

      ​@@joseroa5243 and two of them are "Haha cool"

    • @LunaWitcherArt
      @LunaWitcherArt Рік тому +19

      This is why we need good bullies out there. The ones that build character, not the ones that hit your head until all the personality falls out.

  • @DCYT1974Diana
    @DCYT1974Diana Рік тому +510

    If someone leaves their partner for someone else on-sight then they ain't worth keeping around in the first place 💀💀💀

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 Рік тому +34

      THIS LMAO

    • @lowlydovahkiin8084
      @lowlydovahkiin8084 Рік тому +15

      Fuckin true.

    • @conundrum60690
      @conundrum60690 Рік тому

      Not to mention this POS is always talking about taking someone else’s girl, so even if he IS rich how long you think he’d stay with said gold digger?

    • @kirigoemima
      @kirigoemima Рік тому +56

      for real bro is trying to flex that he can have shitty partners with no morals or good taste in men flock to him like okay? keep them lol we dont want them if theyre like that

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 Рік тому +9

      ​@@kirigoemima you matter, not enough people may say it to you but you do. *hugs*

  • @MrRez808
    @MrRez808 Рік тому +591

    He proves that money can’t buy you a personality.

    • @lowlydovahkiin8084
      @lowlydovahkiin8084 Рік тому +11

      Aye. More true words have not been said.

    • @kirigoemima
      @kirigoemima Рік тому +61

      if only he had money, then at least he'd have one of the two

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl Рік тому +1

      ​@@kirigoemima lololol

    • @Greg12839
      @Greg12839 Рік тому +1

      @@kirigoemima damn

    • @xNightOwlzZz
      @xNightOwlzZz Рік тому

      What are you saying? Of course he has a personality.
      A shitty one.

  • @edesmutter5200
    @edesmutter5200 11 місяців тому +40

    "it makes you more stupider"
    "more stupider" .. alright... you showed them, tiger!

  • @112523
    @112523 Рік тому +1431

    I showed my girl his videos and all she could do was laugh hysterically. Especially the thing he said about being able to steal your girl. The only way I can imagine him stealing anyone's girl is with a van and a taser.
    He probably would still need help getting the body into the van tho

    • @glen7137
      @glen7137 Рік тому +24

      Lol

    • @PlutoniumSlums
      @PlutoniumSlums Рік тому +14

      W

    • @That-Truck-Guy22
      @That-Truck-Guy22 Рік тому +7

      🤣🤣

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke Рік тому +122

      I'm part of the small percentage of critikal's female audience & I *also* laughed out loud when he said he could steal your girl.
      If he was the last man on earth, I'd sooner let him chase me around the world than go on one date with this guy.
      Like...not to judge a book by its cover, but every single dude whose expressed attraction towards me that had the same look/energy as this kid ultimately ended up STALKING ME. As well as attemted forced entry, threats of violence, threats of self harm, harassment, etc amongst them. One date with an albino string bean like that & youre guarunteed at least a year of fearing for your safety.

    • @Allnight0911
      @Allnight0911 Рік тому +5

      Solid

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic Рік тому +646

    I love when sociopaths confidently declare they know what normal people are like

  • @awooga_gamer
    @awooga_gamer Рік тому +1558

    "If you compared me to you you're not gonna win that battle"
    He is actually good in giving people confidence to break his bones

    • @pepi560
      @pepi560 Рік тому +20

      if you got the urge to break his bones then he got to you. I feel more sympathy for his delusions and how theyre not gonna get him anywhere in life.... always sad to see a person overcompensate to the point of stupidity for their insecurities/shortcomings.

    • @Kazarijyanainoyonamidawa
      @Kazarijyanainoyonamidawa Рік тому +43

      The battle he's talking about is who can make the worst financial decisions.😵‍💫

    • @AFellowCyberman
      @AFellowCyberman Рік тому +72

      ​​@@pepi560 He isn't "getting to anybody", he's saying this shit because he's insecure trying to make shitty points, not because he's trying to be Joker in the Dark Knight angering Batman.

    • @mr.mcmeme2638
      @mr.mcmeme2638 Рік тому

      Agreed

    • @yin-sin
      @yin-sin Рік тому +17

      I’m lactose intolerant, zero fighting experience and have a shit left knee at 19.
      I can definitely get that guy down with a kick to the family jewels, but I guess he rented those as well

  • @SulvarianKing
    @SulvarianKing 5 місяців тому +10

    "Two french fries duct taped to a dry spagetti noodle" Best part ever
    Also him talking about going to the gym stupid reminds me of when someone claims that its fatphobic to dislike your body if your overweight.

  • @ditzydoodle8381
    @ditzydoodle8381 Рік тому +1551

    "He's built like two French fries duct-taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle." I can't breathe!

    • @aiueokaya
      @aiueokaya Рік тому +14

      💀

    • @karakurto7297
      @karakurto7297 Рік тому +10

      💀

    • @Setti7
      @Setti7 Рік тому +10

      Dude forreal he’s fuckin hilarious. 😂😂

    • @Fallensabre-uw7hb
      @Fallensabre-uw7hb Рік тому +7

      I am so using that to describe my body shape from now on, bro I'm fucking crying LMAO

    • @themannyzaur
      @themannyzaur Рік тому +2

      On God I come here for roast lessons 😆😆

  • @BruinsPastaSauce
    @BruinsPastaSauce Рік тому +788

    the 10k a month to protect his girlfriend is to hire the security team to keep her away from him so he doesn't hurt her. a true hero.

    • @deanbussanich1445
      @deanbussanich1445 Рік тому +58

      I'm confident that he's the one who would need protecting.

    • @Puhoy-the-Unicorn
      @Puhoy-the-Unicorn Рік тому +12

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @jarate8076
      @jarate8076 Рік тому

      @@deanbussanich1445 yeah if he was the one being sexually assaulted

    • @noahd4039
      @noahd4039 Рік тому +1

      This got me idk why lol

    • @musicguy1987
      @musicguy1987 Рік тому

      10k/month is in reality not that much. That's 120k a year... Really not that much.

  • @enjoy9653
    @enjoy9653 Рік тому +686

    If you ever feel insecure or down, just remember this dude.

  • @Billy25368
    @Billy25368 6 місяців тому +12

    7:15 “no one fucks with me here” pretty sure no one will fuck with you ever

  • @litmatch7249
    @litmatch7249 Рік тому +812

    9 times out of 10, the only girls interested in just money aren't the type of girls who cook you a meal just to show you they appreciate what you do, or the girls who feel safe and comfortable enough to have those deep conversations with you about what's going on in her head. There's love and lust. Love lasts longer.

    • @c.b.-
      @c.b.- Рік тому +121

      Women are encouraged to pursue love & deeper relationships from a young age.
      Guys have this weird period in their teens-through-20s where society encourages them to pursue temporary gratification over relationships. This seems to be a grave disservice to men who can't escape that mindset or can't comprehend that these are *in-fact* two separate pursuits.
      Personally I think guys like this need to go make some actual friends. If this guy had friends to share a beer with, or play Warhammer 30k, or whatever, then he'd be better off. His video feels like a cry for help..

    • @rebecca_rh
      @rebecca_rh Рік тому +2

      Trueeee

    • @mbuck253
      @mbuck253 Рік тому +21

      100% accurate @lit match but something tells me this Dollar Tree Andrew Tate couldn’t have a deep conversation with anyone if he tried. Let alone a woman!

    • @litmatch7249
      @litmatch7249 Рік тому +10

      @@mbuck253 usually the people saying they pull women, don't. If you have to say it, you're trying to convince someone.

    • @nishant7780
      @nishant7780 Рік тому

      Exactly

  • @coyrex1250
    @coyrex1250 Рік тому +569

    2 french fries taped to a spaghetti noodle is the best description of that guy possible. Charlie has a way of describing people like no one else.

    • @NfinET
      @NfinET Рік тому +26

      tbh that was a pretty generous description too, Charlie really showed mercy on that one

    • @coyrex1250
      @coyrex1250 Рік тому +2

      @@NfinET i remember when he said something like "projared looks like a bag of mayonnaise left out in the sun with nipples on it"

    • @coatroomnasty7371
      @coatroomnasty7371 Рік тому

      10k a month is not alot ur making 120k a year ur not rich buddy ur still working till ur 65

    • @coatroomnasty7371
      @coatroomnasty7371 Рік тому

      @@snow3662 fine

    • @ShallowVA
      @ShallowVA Рік тому

      “Douchebag Slenderman” was pretty good too.

  • @Hoobastank13
    @Hoobastank13 Рік тому +2099

    It must be so disappointing to wake up as this guy and see grandpa Charlie dishing out a healthy dose of reality for you on a platter.

    • @Cenentury0941
      @Cenentury0941 Рік тому +42

      Probably not, because clout demons thrive on traffic. This stuff only works on the lowest of the low, so the trick is to cast the widest net possible kind of like how a blue whale takes in a lot of water just to filter out some tiny shrimp or whatever it eats.

    • @XBeamChannel
      @XBeamChannel Рік тому +4

      ​@@Cenentury0941 🤓

    • @SimRacing604
      @SimRacing604 Рік тому +11

      You’d hope he’s disappointed, but honestly probably not. He’ll enjoy a surge in popularity and compartmentalize this backlash as “haters”

    • @monomicki
      @monomicki Рік тому +7

      He’ll probably throw a tantrum over it like a picky toddler who got served some greens on a plate would

    • @SirSketchable
      @SirSketchable Рік тому +7

      I'd rather disappoint my own grandma than disappoint Yung Moisty himself

  • @oDrqgon
    @oDrqgon 5 місяців тому +9

    Bro did not need to call the gingerbread from shrek out like that

  • @ghoul2682
    @ghoul2682 Рік тому +402

    the little goblin laugh after that "keys to the castle" line really drove home the badass energy exuding from this man

    • @christopherdark4671
      @christopherdark4671 Рік тому +41

      I heard that laugh combined with his mustache and knew instantly that he isn't legally allowed to be with five miles of a grade school.

    • @Greg12839
      @Greg12839 Рік тому +1

      willem da enemy

    • @Greg12839
      @Greg12839 Рік тому

      @@christopherdark4671 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Beardofred1986
      @Beardofred1986 Рік тому

      Haha exactly, women looove a little reptilian chuckle like that

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Рік тому

      ​@@Beardofred1986 that's just insulting to reptilians lol

  • @ngarcia103
    @ngarcia103 Рік тому +1448

    If this guy actually thinks that a woman with a boyfriend would dump said boyfriend for him just because he pulled up in a fancier car, he is BEYOND needing help.
    Also, if you're that boyfriend, and she dumps you for that reason, she probably isn't someone you want in your life anyway.

    • @Abdullah0091a
      @Abdullah0091a 7 місяців тому

      At this point she is not a "girl", she is a gold digger

    • @internetgremlin8150
      @internetgremlin8150 7 місяців тому +90

      @user-po2jf8xl4s damn who hurt you

    • @i_h8_losers
      @i_h8_losers 7 місяців тому

      ​@@internetgremlin8150your mo-

    • @lemonmelon1883
      @lemonmelon1883 6 місяців тому +24

      @user-po2jf8xl4s it’s ok, brother. You’ll find the one eventually. Just keep grinding.

    • @CndBcn
      @CndBcn 6 місяців тому

      @user-po2jf8xl4s Project much?

  • @cchecckk
    @cchecckk Рік тому +722

    that little giggle after "i have the keys to the castle". you could tell he was pleased

    • @ethantaylor1866
      @ethantaylor1866 Рік тому

      Just when you thought his face couldn't get more punchable 😂

    • @raider360X_sot
      @raider360X_sot Рік тому +58

      "oh yeah, that sounded so cool"

    • @NikoCigoj
      @NikoCigoj Рік тому +12

      His brain was running on MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to come up with that one

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 9 місяців тому +4

      @@NikoCigoj he 100% wanted to use that line in real life but never got the chance and is happy he managed to do that out of his little fanfics

    • @AW-kr9fl
      @AW-kr9fl 8 місяців тому +1

      He spend days thinking that up

  • @thevcountdown9824
    @thevcountdown9824 10 місяців тому +5

    And then guys like him say women are golddiggers?? But then he says men should make at least 10k a month to protect their women? WTF??

  • @mrweirdo1548
    @mrweirdo1548 Рік тому +1720

    Bro let’s be honest, if your girl goes with a guy that easily, they can have her 💀
    Loyalty is everything, without loyalty there should be no relationship
    Edit: Damn I didn't think this would blow up. I'm flattered. Also, to those saying loyalty is dead today, I disagree. It may be harder to find someone loyal, but they are out there. Have faith in yourself. Also, I should clarify: I don't say only SHE needs to be loyal, this is a two-way street guys.

  • @dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970
    @dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970 Рік тому +1848

    "Do you think he's compensating for something?"
    In all seriousness, watching this human moth makes me so, so, so thankful I was raised in a loving family who supports me and helped me love myself for who I am.

    • @paragonjones13
      @paragonjones13 Рік тому +64

      "Human moth"
      That's a good one 😂

    • @MonkeySharkPro
      @MonkeySharkPro Рік тому +47

      Bruh don't stoop moths to this guy's level

    • @Therizino_man414
      @Therizino_man414 Рік тому +12

      i think we all are grateful that were not this guy

    • @chesaman1440
      @chesaman1440 Рік тому +31

      Bro don’t insult moths like that. Moths are cute and fluffy, this man is neither. Apologise to the moths immediately.

    • @gc.verified
      @gc.verified Рік тому +1

      @Xenix RL Jason wojo

  • @Jordan83709
    @Jordan83709 Рік тому +1380

    The fact that he's proud that he doesn't cook, says a lot

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Рік тому +60

      He can deal with tapeworms in the wilderness lol

    • @mynameisbeam
      @mynameisbeam Рік тому

      bro thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even do simple tasks like cooking food

    • @Apollowram
      @Apollowram Рік тому +95

      @Diluc Chandler he didn't even say that, stop reaching

    • @ethanhoward8506
      @ethanhoward8506 Рік тому +1

      Do you really not realize that this is a parody?

    • @prithyachan333
      @prithyachan333 Рік тому +51

      ​@Diluc Chandler Genshin impact fan moment

  • @Bruhbruh-on3ms
    @Bruhbruh-on3ms 7 місяців тому +2

    Why does bro sound like he says “no more Mr nice guy” and fall after looking down, has his own theme song for walking and idling 💀

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost Рік тому +369

    The fact he thinks he can go up to any woman and say “let’s have sex now.” And them say “OkAy” is laughable.

    • @thestoebz
      @thestoebz Рік тому

      Ain't no one sleeping with that incel

    • @irvanray1898
      @irvanray1898 Рік тому +43

      he definitely never talks to woman except maybe his grandmother.

    • @AdityaRaj-rh4fm
      @AdityaRaj-rh4fm Рік тому

      @@irvanray1898 gotta collect that passive income every christmas baby 😎

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz Рік тому +26

      He is type of weirdo to approach women and after she says “I have a boyfriend”, become hostile

    • @emperorweskatine8999
      @emperorweskatine8999 Рік тому +3

      @@irvanray1898 😦

  • @brightblackhole2442
    @brightblackhole2442 Рік тому +446

    "if we compared me... to you... you're not gonna win that battle"
    he has such a way with words, effortlessly weaving so much emotion and soul into them

    • @ShroomyTheOne
      @ShroomyTheOne Рік тому +1

      Ong

    • @andrewgreen77
      @andrewgreen77 Рік тому +16

      'Pre workout makes you more stupider' ladies and gentlemen, We got a new shakespear

    • @Kitteh.B
      @Kitteh.B Рік тому +13

      Reminds me of scout.
      "I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? Do you have any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal! Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I hurt people. If you were from where I was from, you'd be fuggin dead!"
      Except, like, y'know... Less class, less interesting, and less Bostonian.

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 Рік тому +3

      If he said that to my face he won't be winning any battles

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Рік тому +3

      ​@@Kitteh.B And the Scout is charming!

  • @achillesthesnek4892
    @achillesthesnek4892 5 місяців тому +12

    He's that one kid in school that is poor as hell and pulls up with one pair of shoes that is expensive, thinking he's the rich kid now even though he still pulls up with a ripped shirt his older brother got from the nearest dollar store.

  • @mrg_wolf5062
    @mrg_wolf5062 Рік тому +1586

    Dude gives off "I paid so much money for Andrew Tates classes so I know what women want" energy 😂😂

    • @Shamoove
      @Shamoove Рік тому +71

      And he’s trying to emulate his mannerisms and how Tate acts 😂

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Рік тому

      Hopefully he doesn't go all the way into the Andrew Tate patented European sex slavery route.

    • @brettpearce8843
      @brettpearce8843 Рік тому

      Facts but one of the main things is getting jacked and looking somewhat alpha male. The guy looks like a fart would blow him to the next state. 😂😂

    • @jordanmalkoun7315
      @jordanmalkoun7315 Рік тому +21

      yeah but he isn’t preaching andrew tate ideals at all

    • @idiot4177
      @idiot4177 Рік тому +32

      hes trying to be tate without the muscle, but forgot the fact that the muscles are what establish tate's character and makes him seem more credible

  • @lilchew
    @lilchew Рік тому +385

    This man definitely had his heart shattered when his first love left him for Larry the lobster.

    • @ethanhoward8506
      @ethanhoward8506 Рік тому +1

      Do you really not realize that this is an obvious parody?

    • @masift1494
      @masift1494 Рік тому

      @@ethanhoward8506 ur a fucking nerd for copy and pasting that on multiple comments, you are actually so cringey. This is not "obviously a parody" he's clearly playing it up and trying to make it look believable. A parody would mean he'd be saying funny things making fun of them, not outright pretending to be one of them...
      I dont think you know what a parody is at all. Look up a "parody" to any song and you can see a very stark difference between a "parody" song and an original. This guy is literally playing up his confidence, but it's by no means a "parody"

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Рік тому +9

      Spongebob could win this fight.

    • @camoplant199
      @camoplant199 Рік тому +3

      Who wouldn't want to live like Larry?

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda Рік тому +8

      ​@@ethanhoward8506 It doesn't really matter. It still causes more harm than laughs. What exactly is so funny about spewing bullshit PUA rhetoric? Ppl said the same thing in defense to andrew taint and look at where he is now.

  • @skeiththe3rd
    @skeiththe3rd Рік тому +973

    I'm fairly convinced that if he was actually like this out in public, someone would have destroyed his precious car by now.

    • @kyle57688
      @kyle57688 Рік тому +69

      He’d get his ass whooped by the first real man he spoke to like this

    • @sebastianwendl603
      @sebastianwendl603 Рік тому +25

      Well, everyone is tough on the internet.

    • @kys290
      @kys290 Рік тому +17

      @@sebastianwendl603 I’m pretty sure that unless he pulls up on either a fat guy or a crack head and he tries to take someone’s girl he’s gonna get punched across the jaw

    • @catr5716
      @catr5716 Рік тому +19

      He'd get his ass whooped from the women he walks up to if he talks like that. Hahahahah

    • @khum6059
      @khum6059 Рік тому

      and his nose... and his jaw... and his kneecaps.... and every single one of the bones in his body...

  • @DuckyBriant
    @DuckyBriant 26 днів тому +4

    4:30 - The only thing he can protect his girlfriend against is a noise complaint while she has sex with other dudes.

  • @mr.f_dnb
    @mr.f_dnb Рік тому +312

    "girls need a man that need to protect and provide for them" bro couldn't even protect himself against an angry chicken if he tried

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN Рік тому +32

      Chickens are pretty op ngl

    • @lainternet99
      @lainternet99 Рік тому +9

      @@KENNYBIGBOWMAN chickens are the overlords of the world

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN Рік тому +6

      @@lainternet99 And they have been 66 million years ago

    • @iamshellidetortel9124
      @iamshellidetortel9124 Рік тому +4

      ​@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN if u mean t.rex isn't that a pigeon? I'm pretty sure it's a pigeon, idk 😊

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN Рік тому +5

      @@iamshellidetortel9124 you would know

  • @cryguy0000
    @cryguy0000 Рік тому +1849

    As someone as skinny as he is, without much effort, going to the gym is fine. Mad respect to the people dedicated to better themselves

    • @ImmaSpam__________________Can
      @ImmaSpam__________________Can Рік тому +11

      If your in a country where Marijuana is legal i recommend doing a micro dose before going to the gym, it makes it less boring and repetitive.

    • @zombiegone2073
      @zombiegone2073 Рік тому

      ​@@ImmaSpam__________________Can fuck that do megadose before and after

    • @ImmaSpam__________________Can
      @ImmaSpam__________________Can Рік тому +5

      @@zombiegone2073 that is a bad idea especially if you dont have much experience with weed, but if you want to do that i will gladly provide you the weed and make sure you dont die

    • @zombiegone2073
      @zombiegone2073 Рік тому +17

      @@ImmaSpam__________________Can if you don't have much experience then just megadose after and have a little baby bowl prior. Nothing beats THC for muscle recovery, most guys go home and drink it off, definitely a bad move for health, even if it does relax the muscles.

    • @ImmaSpam__________________Can
      @ImmaSpam__________________Can Рік тому +9

      @@zombiegone2073 actually for muscle recovery i recommend edibles though mega dosing those can get kinda messy to put it simply

  • @RedTrooperDoesGaming
    @RedTrooperDoesGaming Рік тому +1339

    You can tell how rich he is by the way he has his microphone taped to his chest

    • @faithfullone5414
      @faithfullone5414 Рік тому +67

      I couldn't stop laughing as soon as I saw it 😂

    • @VaultOfTheFuture
      @VaultOfTheFuture Рік тому +21

      Underrated comment

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 Рік тому +5

      🤭🤭🤭

    • @BlakeValenta
      @BlakeValenta Рік тому

      Dude he doesn’t have time for a fancy mic setup. He’s too busy being an entrepreneur and stealing peoples girls

    • @TheTimbs_
      @TheTimbs_ Рік тому +2

      Didn’t even notice

  • @Brlin-v2x-Anas-Qazi
    @Brlin-v2x-Anas-Qazi 2 місяці тому +3

    The fact that this video has no dislikes is crazy, using the extentions, even after 1 year, there are 0 dislikes. The world really hates him

  • @theogqueenrose
    @theogqueenrose Рік тому +2983

    It's obvious why he's doing this. He can see how successful Andrew Tate seems to be and so he acts almost exactly like the dude.

  • @justaaccount8083
    @justaaccount8083 Рік тому +406

    Honestly the most ironic part of this entire video is considering the amount of generic bad relationship advice he gives we never even see his girlfriend which basically just convinces everyone he doesn't have one

    • @AutosportDesign
      @AutosportDesign Рік тому +18

      He doesn't cook or clean his house and his "sanctuary" a cluttered mess. No way he actually has a woman lmao. If he does it's probably a case of going to be for his money.

    • @VitchAndVorty
      @VitchAndVorty Рік тому +3

      @@AutosportDesign Exactly, Kevin. That's the whole point of his 'advice': Women will go for money. Which is very insulting to most women.

    • @pissingspeedrun
      @pissingspeedrun Рік тому

      She goes to a different school and has big boobs I promise bro

    • @justakettlehelm1673
      @justakettlehelm1673 Рік тому +1

      @@AutosportDesign you mean the money that doesn't exist?

    • @account-pending-deletion
      @account-pending-deletion Рік тому +2

      He's a perfect example of a guy who thinks money = rizz. And he has neither.

  • @scoon2117
    @scoon2117 11 місяців тому +3

    These type of people have never and will never have an authentic or meaningful relationship.

  • @GregGallagher
    @GregGallagher Рік тому +3256

    This guys is a joke, I’m skinnier and uglier and I’m still confident this guy couldn’t steal my girl. The “two French fries taped to a noodle” line had me cracking tf up 😂

    • @Glowinglight230
      @Glowinglight230 Рік тому +75

      He is a joke, I have to wonder if it is a parody

    • @xXMapleVodkaXx
      @xXMapleVodkaXx Рік тому +124

      Well I don't know what you look like but I'm sure you're not ugly

    • @GregGallagher
      @GregGallagher Рік тому +57

      @@xXMapleVodkaXx I have low self esteem, it’s comes with the territory of being emo 😂

    • @rotritter
      @rotritter Рік тому +9

      @@Glowinglight230 he's the whole circus

    • @xXMapleVodkaXx
      @xXMapleVodkaXx Рік тому +39

      @@GregGallagher ha yea right there with ya, I'm just a former depressive and will run across traffic to make a stranger feel better about themselves if I can.

  • @troothie518
    @troothie518 Рік тому +1075

    I love Charlie's super power of absolutely destroying every segment of someone's ego in the most non aggressive non chalant way possible

    • @bearonaromp7473
      @bearonaromp7473 Рік тому

      I love how Charlie sits in his place looking criminally sexy until he opens his mouth and removes all doubt. Then he usually sais something that generates a shit-load of erotic feelings and makes one really desirous to procreate with him.

    • @mohommadhabibi4616
      @mohommadhabibi4616 Рік тому +6

      lol good comment, so true

    • @willnolan7166
      @willnolan7166 Рік тому +16

      This man scares me more than my girlfriend

    • @skidoodle2150
      @skidoodle2150 Рік тому +3

      Doing tricks on it💀

    • @bigpvzfan42069
      @bigpvzfan42069 Рік тому +1

      @@skidoodle2150trix? like the cereal?

  • @shrimpchip37
    @shrimpchip37 Рік тому +1851

    As a woman, I think I can speak for all of us when we say we don’t want him 💀 money doesn’t buy the ability to buy girlfriends when 90% of us could literally beat him up
    Guys relax it’s a joke but if he’s gonna call women bitches I’ll do a lil body shaming lol

    • @Gothicqueen03
      @Gothicqueen03 Рік тому +27

      Yes😂

    • @ethanhoward8506
      @ethanhoward8506 Рік тому +6

      Do you really not realize that this is a fucking parody 😂😂

    • @ethanhoward8506
      @ethanhoward8506 Рік тому +17

      But no, realistically, you cannot beat up someone that probably weighs at least 30% more than you.

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes Рік тому +51

      As someone who had an ex girlfriend who did indeed dump me for money, I think you cannot say that you speak for 'all' of you.

    • @megamarkread
      @megamarkread Рік тому +243

      ​​@@DemBigOlEyes Oh I'm sure she only left you for money, Mr " Equal Rights Lefts and Uppercuts", you're definitely a catch.

  • @SixtenTùben
    @SixtenTùben 2 місяці тому +2

    If he were born in the Genghis Khan era. He'd 100% be those emperor guys who marry into the family thinking he's safe, and the gutted by his new wife in his sleep after the wedding day.

  • @theCidisIn
    @theCidisIn Рік тому +420

    "It's making you more stupider." Spoken like a true genus.

    • @TheMerchant3773
      @TheMerchant3773 Рік тому +41

      A true incollect

    • @dimadobrik4516
      @dimadobrik4516 Рік тому +28

      Man needs to start a philosofa podcast

    • @fuzzynuttz5092
      @fuzzynuttz5092 Рік тому +18

      You guys should stop making fun of him and respect his authoritah

    • @monk_moshpit
      @monk_moshpit Рік тому +40

      ​@TO MEGA THERION r/woosh

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 Рік тому +10

      the joke is that "more stupider" is incorrect, so the 'genus' is the punchline of the joke.

  • @KaelWrit
    @KaelWrit Рік тому +4458

    I know this sounds crazy but as a female, I actually prefer to be treated like an equal human being and not an object

    • @cirrus2761
      @cirrus2761 Рік тому +315

      whoa no way

    • @salvadorgonzales1
      @salvadorgonzales1 Рік тому +59

      good for you

    • @solacolubrum3081
      @solacolubrum3081 Рік тому +133

      No way ??! What

    • @Skythe.
      @Skythe. Рік тому +36

      Die I like… woulda never thought

    • @errwhattheflip
      @errwhattheflip Рік тому

      Wow who would have thought. Females are human beings and liked being treated as human beings. Wild how some people don't seem to get this

  • @arob3800
    @arob3800 Рік тому +696

    all of us men are incredibly fortunate that he focuses his seductive powers exclusively on his sister

    • @xxsiddplaysxx4178
      @xxsiddplaysxx4178 Рік тому +34

      OK what the fuck is that statement .

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Рік тому +8

      Alabama...

    • @chomosuke0720
      @chomosuke0720 Рік тому +23

      ​@@xxsiddplaysxx4178The truth

    • @axelhibbert
      @axelhibbert Рік тому +6

      out of pocket

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Рік тому +9

      ​@xxsiddplaysxx4178 is fax tho
      In all seriousness, he comes off as that guy that plays dating sims in the basement then gets confused when it doesn't work on his sis
      Or that guy who's wife's boyfriend let him borrow his McLaren

  • @DSE75
    @DSE75 29 днів тому +1

    His office is built into his kitchen. Nice $600 stove!

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 Рік тому +1065

    “In a feast or famine world, women will always take the best case scenario”
    Exactly. I want a man who works on himself both physically and mentally, won’t leave me for another when he gets bored of me and doesn’t put down others to build his own ego. That’s the best case scenario

    • @goofygoober8774
      @goofygoober8774 11 місяців тому +6

      How many good men have you left cuz they bored you or have you impulsively cheated on cuz the dude in front of you got your wideset super soaker goin and was in the moment more exciting than the good man you had at home?

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 11 місяців тому +159

      @@goofygoober8774 never done that. I’m a virgin. That sort of thing doesn’t interest me

    • @justdude8115
      @justdude8115 11 місяців тому +189

      @@goofygoober8774 dude, expressing your own insecurities by accusing some random girl on the internet of things that you just made up in your head isn't really cool. It just screams "I'm a nice guy" and " all women bad" attitude.

    • @calvinsmith8790
      @calvinsmith8790 10 місяців тому +94

      ​@goofygoober8774 just say that girls don't want u bro 😂

    • @jblazerndrowzy
      @jblazerndrowzy 9 місяців тому +63

      @@goofygoober8774Accurate name

  • @Mothy2003
    @Mothy2003 Рік тому +2250

    This dude is magically unaware of being loved and loving people. I dont love my boyfriend for hypothetical money, I love him because hes a lovely guy

    • @RequiemDream
      @RequiemDream Рік тому +91

      Your boyfriend is my mother

    • @glen7137
      @glen7137 Рік тому +73

      Your boyfriend is lucky to have you as his girlfriend

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk Рік тому +49

      @@RequiemDream ... yo wut?

    • @RequiemDream
      @RequiemDream Рік тому +1

      @@Zen-zt4uk His boyfriend is DJ Ötzi, that's his actual name, you can find him on this platform, just look for it

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk Рік тому +4

      @@RequiemDream that's not what I meant in the slightest but alright

  • @Terabit3
    @Terabit3 Рік тому +593

    I kinda feel bad for the guy. If you can't even love yourself for who you are, how do you expect anyone else to truly love you? And if your girlfriend would leave you for someone else over money, they weren't good enough to spend your life with anyways

    • @tonythetwitch5813
      @tonythetwitch5813 Рік тому +16

      For some loving themselves is as hard as breathing that's how it is for me tho I'm getting better at it I just hate myself bcuz of a lot of trauma and ppl telling me im worthless it's not easy at all

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine Рік тому +50

      When he's talking about "your girl will choose me over you because more money"... It physically pained me for him. I'm quite a lonesome person, but I can't imagine the level of solitude he must be on if that's his perception of love.

    • @tonythetwitch5813
      @tonythetwitch5813 Рік тому +7

      @@EugeneOneguine same here he's obviously suffering on ome degree and for how bad it is I imagine it was parents telling him he's not enough or something like that

    • @NekoSauce
      @NekoSauce Рік тому +3

      Good thoughts amigo. Truly some real talk

    • @Sanakudou
      @Sanakudou Рік тому +10

      He SAYS his ex girlfriend broke up with him for that reason, but I find people will distort if not outright fabricate breakup stories so they can make out their ex is a bad person and protect their ego as well as their public image from the humiliation of being dumped.
      Considering their obnoxious behaviour and their desperate need to inflate their ego, there’s definitely room for doubt about their honesty, as there’s already enough reasons to have dumped him.

  • @fappuccinodecaf9344
    @fappuccinodecaf9344 7 місяців тому +11

    "The only foe you're equipped to handle is if the gingerbread man from Shrek tried to attack your girl" Bro 😭😭

  • @ericoftheotherworld1525
    @ericoftheotherworld1525 Рік тому +203

    This guy reminds of time time when I was a security guard at the age of 18, and we had a coworker that never took off his shades, and would tell people that he was a professional snowboarder, and get upset when people told him what to do. I can still hear: "I'm a professional fucking snowboarder, I shouldn't have to do this" echoing in the caverns of my mind 17 years later.

    • @sethadelman8
      @sethadelman8 Рік тому +34

      ah yes the most useful and universally respected skill, snowboarding...

    • @ericoftheotherworld1525
      @ericoftheotherworld1525 Рік тому +15

      @@sethadelman8 I never understood why people lie about outlandish things like that? Especially when a claim like that would be fact checked. Ofcourse, his MySpace was private at the time, lol what kind of pro-snowboarder has a private page? Lmfao, we were all laughing, but foreals, what’s the psychology behind this kind of lying??

    • @reavz8262
      @reavz8262 Рік тому

      @@ericoftheotherworld1525 Even if he was an actual professional snowboarder, what does that have to do with anything? Snowboarding is fun, but it doesn’t mean you get exempted from work or duties given by your boss or employer just because you’re a so-called “professional” at something completely unrelated. Even if it was somehow related, it doesn’t give him the right to blast his ego like a speaker.

  • @vincebuijs9325
    @vincebuijs9325 Рік тому +510

    He is the type of person who could fail a personality test 💀

  • @AustinGamingXD
    @AustinGamingXD Рік тому +305

    I love how he talk so much smack about being able to steal girls from guys, but never has a girlfriend on camera

    • @danielpleitez-martinez7638
      @danielpleitez-martinez7638 Рік тому +18

      FACTS

    • @brockfuller2074
      @brockfuller2074 Рік тому +23

      Cause he doesn’t have any cause he’s insanely insecurity

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life Рік тому

      Bitches be hidin’ 😂

    • @randomperson093
      @randomperson093 Рік тому +5

      He obviously doesn't have one,the only thing he shows as "evidence" for being rich is his car, which i'm fairly sure you can rent. Alongside that,he sounds pretty shallow and insecure if the only quality he thinks he has is money

    • @captainzoltan7737
      @captainzoltan7737 Рік тому +9

      Yeah he can only steal your girlfriend if she goes to another school

  • @zholinaarbabzadeh4228
    @zholinaarbabzadeh4228 9 місяців тому +4

    something I like about commentators like penguinz0 is because they’re so calm.it’s like a relaxation to my ears.😭😭

  • @retros.pection
    @retros.pection Рік тому +273

    "He's built like two French fries duct-taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle" Holy shit bro killed him lmao

    • @graydendempsey
      @graydendempsey Рік тому +5

      Bro is on that Jack Skellington diet 💀

    • @roketv2
      @roketv2 Рік тому +5

      right? i could only imagine how he’d describe me if that’s how he describes this guy

  • @KurtDaSnek
    @KurtDaSnek Рік тому +234

    My mom met my dad when he was dirt poor, lived in a one bedroom apartment with two kids, and still she loved him, and still stuck with him even when times were tough, and now my dad makes 6 figures, and she will always say that even without the money, she would of always stayed with him.

    • @sebastiancorrales
      @sebastiancorrales Рік тому +8

      That’s rare here in a western country I don’t think most women would do that

    • @KurtDaSnek
      @KurtDaSnek Рік тому +33

      @@sebastiancorrales I live in America., have my whole life, and if I’m honest, I’d do the same thing in a heartbeat if I met someone I truly loved and cared for

    • @Ava02xw
      @Ava02xw Рік тому +2

      AMEN

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 Рік тому +37

      @@sebastiancorralesYou’re either watching too many Wojak/Tate videos, or the women you talk to are just shitty. A lot, lot of people just want someone who they love and who loves them. Just because they didn’t pick YOU, doesn’t mean the person they did pick was just because of the money!

    • @harveyanimations8974
      @harveyanimations8974 Рік тому +9

      That’s love right thete

  • @slickduecemanattorneyatlaw2558
    @slickduecemanattorneyatlaw2558 Рік тому +152

    "A parody of self confidence without self awareness" -Charlie

  • @lukasmasar2973
    @lukasmasar2973 7 місяців тому +1

    i love how he constantly yaps about women wanting to be protected and safe yet he says going to the gym is stupid

  • @Garf_malarf
    @Garf_malarf Рік тому +136

    This is why you need good friends to slap you back to reality. He clearly doesn’t

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 Рік тому

      Yes! Some people need a good slap...others need a few good punches.

    • @kreeperking4849
      @kreeperking4849 Рік тому

      As in friends?

    • @taniaroman5857
      @taniaroman5857 Рік тому

      Op, there goes gravity

    • @razvancisma4154
      @razvancisma4154 4 місяці тому

      I am prety sure he dosent believe What he îs saying.....its just for content

  • @tomsomerfield
    @tomsomerfield Рік тому +648

    The reason he hates the gym is you can’t fake a great physique

    • @Iwillpostvideoatsubs
      @Iwillpostvideoatsubs Рік тому

      have you seen girls on ig that fake there photos to look good

    • @skelemid5294
      @skelemid5294 Рік тому +7

      And him, can't do 120 reps in one dumbell

    • @40mihirkulkarni44
      @40mihirkulkarni44 Рік тому +12

      You technically can, with anabolics? But then again you still have to work out for it so probably not

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 Рік тому +6

      Synthol and steroids.

    • @baki577
      @baki577 Рік тому +14

      ​@@hypothalapotamus5293 that won't look real😂