Most Insecure Man on Tik Tok

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  • @unicornman147
    @unicornman147 2 роки тому +23815

    The way this guy's voice echoes so much off the gaudy marble really serves to emphasize how profoundly empty his life is.

  • @BravoDuke
    @BravoDuke 2 роки тому +21495

    I love how Charlie is like a cat, and just goes and finds this random ass stuff and brings it back for us to see.

    • @shoutykenneth5115
      @shoutykenneth5115 2 роки тому +1692

      That's such a fascinatingly accurate way of describing it.

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 2 роки тому +837

      That... makes perfect sense actually.

    • @jonashorn8354
      @jonashorn8354 2 роки тому +181

      Hahahaha I love it

    • @iTalkALotDontListen
      @iTalkALotDontListen 2 роки тому +190

      This is the best comment.

    • @ridiculousrandy1401
      @ridiculousrandy1401 2 роки тому +4

      "Heres a rich asshole complaining on TikTok. Enjoy it or don't, i don't care."
      Yes, very much cat like.

  • @Sourcy
    @Sourcy 2 роки тому +8388

    I love how the video resolution is so badly stretched he essencially looks like a dwarf strutting around in a mansion designed by a DC comics villain

    • @beast6092
      @beast6092 2 роки тому +328

      @emes You mean, funny jokes?

    • @codeinecabernet
      @codeinecabernet 2 роки тому +389

      @emes pov: you try to make a pov joke but fail

    • @mariaparks7413
      @mariaparks7413 2 роки тому +9

      No gain without pain.

    • @nat-fs3ms
      @nat-fs3ms 2 роки тому +34

      serving wide putin realness

    • @Arseniysavin
      @Arseniysavin 2 роки тому +2

      This is… Dom Mazetti on youtube

  • @unit38421
    @unit38421 Рік тому +167

    Sometimes it can be difficult to tell the difference between a narcissist and someone who is simply insecure, particularly if they're both.

    • @Necris986
      @Necris986 8 місяців тому +10

      Narcissisism comes from insecurity.

    • @The_Shryke
      @The_Shryke 8 місяців тому +5

      @@Necris986 Narcissism is one possible way insecurity can manifest in a person, but it is not a foregone conclusion. Insecurity can express itself in the personality in a variety of ways, its potential is not solely confined to narcissism.

    • @Necris986
      @Necris986 6 місяців тому +3

      @@The_Shryke insecurity is one of the ways narcissism comes about.

  • @NintenStation64
    @NintenStation64 2 роки тому +13489

    i appreciate that he puts subtitles in his videos so deaf people can make fun of him too

    • @wuxiankashima7231
      @wuxiankashima7231 2 роки тому +177

      HAHAH 😭😭😭

    • @davo8942
      @davo8942 2 роки тому +66

      Lmfaoooo

    • @haretztj4682
      @haretztj4682 2 роки тому +323

      Deaf ppl don’t even need to know what he’s saying to make fun of him

    • @shockinghonesty3971
      @shockinghonesty3971 2 роки тому +8

      🤣😂🤮🤣😂

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 роки тому +145

      Being deaf is blessing to not hear him being cringe, now you mentioned it I think now they want to be illiterate

  • @dizzyhq5100
    @dizzyhq5100 2 роки тому +25361

    This is why money isn’t typically considered a legitimate character trait

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +30

      Dont Read My Name..

    • @CoupDerToro
      @CoupDerToro 2 роки тому +772

      @Dylan Ogega Just people with no character

    • @LavaSaver
      @LavaSaver 2 роки тому +86

      Oh it is one, just not a positive one.

    • @tylerburns1364
      @tylerburns1364 2 роки тому +151

      I've heard it said that money doesn't change you, it just makes you more of what you already are.

    • @lucasgroubert
      @lucasgroubert 2 роки тому +290

      @Dylan Ogega homeboy, i think you might be projecting..

  • @TheRealZachHadel
    @TheRealZachHadel 2 роки тому +5146

    He's like the loud narcissistic villain you see in the first arc of a show before you meet the actual villain that kills this guy for failing him for the last time.

  • @TheScience69
    @TheScience69 Рік тому +87

    you can ALWAYS spot a rented mansion at a millisecond glance. they always look like hotel lobbies. no personality or style whatsoever, just clean and safe so that while no one is going to be complimenting the design, no one is going to be offended or DISLIKE it either, so it appeals to the widest range of people possible. and ZERO clutter, so it's clearly not a home that people live in. i dont mean like 'its not messy so its fake' because obviously some people are very very tidy, but theres never ANY clutter. not half a glass of water on a table. never a hoodie thrown on a sofa that they forgot to hang up, never shoes kicked off by the door. never a set of keys thrown onto a coffee table. never something quirky and weird that doesnt really fit into the room but holds sentimental value to the person living there, like a weird crappy action figure they got as a gag gift that makes them smile but doesn't technically look GOOD. always just pristine and looking like a show house. theres no way this guy owns this mansion and lives there. all his 'proof' that he lives there doesnt even prove anything. like 'if its not my house, why would these mirrors be hung perfectly so i can fit this 7 foot self portrait here?' when actually the mirrors where hung to fit A 7 foot artwork there. its not hard to mock up a 'self portrait' on a computer and then print it and put it in a 7 foot frame. probably used the SAME frame as the art that was already up. granted you dont get a close look at the 'painting', but it looks more like a print than a real painting to me from what i can see. the colour is too even. its TOO perfect. especially the face. looks done on a computer to me. if they REALLY want to prove its theirs, they should draw on a wall or pour cola on a white carpet. they're so rich i thought, so they can easily hire decorators...unless its not their mansion

    • @Johnpork911
      @Johnpork911 6 місяців тому +9

      I hate being in those kinda places because it makes me feel like I’m on a porn set

    • @drchester2178
      @drchester2178 5 місяців тому +3

      Sir this is a Wendy’s

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@drchester2178 he was at Wendy's to cook

  • @LarryXLR
    @LarryXLR 2 роки тому +5503

    "This guy looks like a GTA Online character being controlled by a 13 year-old."
    Boy, does that nail it.

    • @jimbogan3692
      @jimbogan3692 2 роки тому +42

      Dude I was almost in tears laughing 😂.

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 2 роки тому +20

      @@jimbogan3692 same...i just laughed for so long at that one

    • @Resident_Legal
      @Resident_Legal Рік тому +9

      He reminds me of Mori from GTA IV The Ballad of Gay Tony. He is that annoying guy you come to in order to trigger a mission LOL

    • @Mikesusendsadasdc
      @Mikesusendsadasdc Рік тому +1

      It's clearly a troll, How charlie fell for it and it got 5 mil view's...... Idk.

    • @cocosfilms
      @cocosfilms Рік тому

      @@Mikesusendsadasdc i doubt it, some people really are just that stupid

  • @tyrues1682
    @tyrues1682 2 роки тому +9316

    This man is the embodiment of overcompensating

    • @acornbird
      @acornbird 2 роки тому +21

      Well said

    • @briannam1082
      @briannam1082 2 роки тому

      He has small eggplant

    • @WaterBath
      @WaterBath 2 роки тому +17

      Its obviously satire

    • @onionsoda523
      @onionsoda523 2 роки тому +7

      he is the definition of overcompensating

    • @BriannaBow
      @BriannaBow 2 роки тому +101

      @@WaterBath sure buddy

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 2 роки тому +9852

    This guy is the main character in a game that gets a 12% rating on Steam because of the trash story and unlikable characters

    • @liammintz
      @liammintz 2 роки тому +192

      12% seems kind of generous

    • @valletas
      @valletas 2 роки тому +110

      Honestely i would love to play a game with a protagonist like this because its so different from the good guy we get on 99% of games
      If written well i think it can be kinda funny to see an asshole as the hero

    • @shrikenym7620
      @shrikenym7620 2 роки тому +131

      @@valletas so a Deadpool game

    • @valletas
      @valletas 2 роки тому

      @@shrikenym7620 deadpool is not a rich asshole

    • @RedDeadDevilTrigger
      @RedDeadDevilTrigger 2 роки тому +6

      So the exact opposite of alien isolation

  • @worldmonstrosity502
    @worldmonstrosity502 2 роки тому +171

    I can honestly say that I feel every inch of sadness just by looking at this man’s meaningless expression and “ opium lifestyle” literally his home looks like a sims 2 custom built apartment lol

    • @lorisderhore
      @lorisderhore Рік тому +3

      You probably cant even feel one inch when youre around him

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 10 місяців тому +1

      tbh I know this is old but I like to rewatch Charlie's videos, so sorry. But it kind of reminds me of The Landgraabs really, really terrible house in sims 4 for sure.

  • @jacobcarandang8618
    @jacobcarandang8618 2 роки тому +5672

    The Tiktok to UA-cam converted aspect ratio makes him look like even more of a man child than he already was. Well played, Charlie.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 роки тому +153

      It makes him look shorter than Charlie

    • @Pickelhaube808
      @Pickelhaube808 2 роки тому +96

      @@HowToChangeName impossible

    • @Elricsedric
      @Elricsedric 2 роки тому +50

      He literally seems like a whole man child man's acting like a 15 year old

    • @QWERTY708100
      @QWERTY708100 2 роки тому +4

      you commented pretty much the same shit twice lol

    • @justjack5833
      @justjack5833 2 роки тому +2

      i think you mean badass

  • @Ellbat
    @Ellbat 2 роки тому +10935

    part of me truly wants to believe it’s just very deep satire

    • @sleepy_inside
      @sleepy_inside 2 роки тому +97

      fr 💀

    • @hovokovo5570
      @hovokovo5570 2 роки тому +172

      We can only hope

    • @Zeverinsen
      @Zeverinsen 2 роки тому +233

      If it is, it's genius!

    • @hurtcobain3282
      @hurtcobain3282 2 роки тому +10

      don’t cope

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 2 роки тому +128

      he reminds me of Dom (BroScienceLife), except Dom is hilarious and this guy is just sad.

  • @wrench542
    @wrench542 2 роки тому +2287

    I can’t believe he was so insecure he had to pay some women to rub his back in a hot tub so he could look cool, and even then it doesn’t really work.

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +2

      Dont Read My Name..

    • @thugger44
      @thugger44 2 роки тому +135

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 RATIOOOOOO

    • @zacherybutera4394
      @zacherybutera4394 2 роки тому +9

      Yea that is pretty sad

    • @francoisdubois5977
      @francoisdubois5977 2 роки тому

      Le père de Jacksepticeye n'est pas allé au paradis parce que je fais un meilleur contenu

    • @Maxlydee
      @Maxlydee 2 роки тому +75

      Yeah. Gotta imagine the scenario of him paying the girls and them just leaving him immediately after lol

  • @mvtv-montanavigilantetv5976
    @mvtv-montanavigilantetv5976 2 роки тому +12

    "This is an open house for prospective buyers ONLY. Now get outta here, get back to the mowing or you're fired. AGAIN."

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC 2 роки тому +1569

    "I'm sitting on a $12.000 chair."
    What even is this flex? You can buy much cheaper chairs providing equal amounts of sit.
    Paying that much for a chair just means that you can't handle money, likely because you didn't earn any of it.

    • @2tart
      @2tart 2 роки тому +92

      It’s not a 12k chair. We have the same exact one.

    • @DsiakMondala
      @DsiakMondala 2 роки тому +18

      @@2tart lmao. How much anyway? Is it any good?

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 роки тому +39

      Or he got ripped off and just buy it

    • @savageratentertainment
      @savageratentertainment 2 роки тому +19

      ...yeah idk if i'd feel good knowing I said out loud "yeah this is my 12k$ chair...it acts like every other chair, doesn't have a built in back massager, doesn't even have diamonds on it, but you know, ahhhh it's an expensive luxury"
      ...wtf?! Just get a good gaming chair for 800-1k and those babies do come in pack with a back massager and some have a foot rest. at least that's worth the money and you're probably out to use it more
      and even if not.....IT"S A FCKN CHAIR lol
      Yeah anyone can grab a cheap chair and call it 12k$ and no one would know the difference as long as it looked nice.

    • @pob-4810
      @pob-4810 2 роки тому +9

      You’re just jealous of his 12,000 dollar chair 🤓

  • @erebys21
    @erebys21 2 роки тому +5167

    The fact that he owns MULTIPLE portraits of himself leads me to believe that he's SUPER self-centered on top of being insecure.

    • @Stilwuf
      @Stilwuf 2 роки тому +62

      What's scary is that him being self-centered is either caused by his insecurity or the other way around.

    • @unicornman147
      @unicornman147 2 роки тому +53

      One's sense of self-worth is a lot like a balloon, actually. The bigger the ego, the more fragile as well.

    • @ultralix7727
      @ultralix7727 2 роки тому +2

      @@Stilwuf mmm hello

    • @Stilwuf
      @Stilwuf 2 роки тому +1

      @@ultralix7727 hi

    • @omidog06
      @omidog06 2 роки тому +17

      Probably got them printed at his local FedEx for about $30-75 each, ballin

  • @vinnyvanhoe5614
    @vinnyvanhoe5614 2 роки тому +4072

    I REALLY hope this man has a rebuttal. Can't imagine how funny him responding to actual criticism would be

    • @REPDC4LIFE
      @REPDC4LIFE 2 роки тому +22

      Right. Like I want him to respond so badly

    • @MrEvtmazda
      @MrEvtmazda 2 роки тому

      Probably Epsteins son

    • @WaterBath
      @WaterBath 2 роки тому +5

      You know he's satire right

    • @Jay-vt1mw
      @Jay-vt1mw 2 роки тому +93

      @@WaterBath it’s would be a really expensive and time consuming bit to get those portraits and that house etc that’s why I doubt that it is.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 роки тому +36

      @@WaterBath nothing says satire like "accidental" flexing on every single video

  • @Daxmcd3078
    @Daxmcd3078 Рік тому +9

    “Because I’m badass af, I AM the game” he doesn’t sound like he’s trying to tell the world that. He sounds like he is trying to tell himSELF that

  • @DragonClaw95.
    @DragonClaw95. 2 роки тому +2183

    Guy: "I have a self-portrait of myself!"
    (As opposed to a self-portrait of not yourself)

    • @Cryster99
      @Cryster99 2 роки тому +95

      I think it is grammatically correct, as opposed to say, a self protist of Van Gogh (that is, one of the many self portraits that he painted) but the thing is, I doubt this guy actually did those pieces himself, so it would be more correct to say “I have a portrait of myself.”

    • @jonas3333
      @jonas3333 2 роки тому +22

      He appears to have like 12 of them. Also worth considering the giant mirrors he has everywhere. Narcissism 100.

    • @sinnerthesinful552
      @sinnerthesinful552 2 роки тому +42

      @@Cryster99 Self-portrait already implies it's of the person speaking, it might not be grammatically incorrect, but it's redundant

    • @nothereanymore3941
      @nothereanymore3941 2 роки тому +47

      But wouldn't "self-portrait" also imply that he was the one painting it? Idk why but this guy doesn't strike me as the kinda guy who studied Renaissance art.

    • @slimyduck2140
      @slimyduck2140 2 роки тому +19

      @@nothereanymore3941 He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who studied anything

  • @PS1-Hagrid
    @PS1-Hagrid 2 роки тому +6106

    There's no way this isn't satire. He has to know what he looks like.

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +16

      Dont Read My Name...

    • @SnuSnuDungeon
      @SnuSnuDungeon 2 роки тому +428

      Your giving him too much credit for self awareness

    • @skittlescopes4832
      @skittlescopes4832 2 роки тому +590

      it is satire i followed this guy when he was small. The joke blew up and now ppl actually think hes serious

    • @K0rnphl3x
      @K0rnphl3x 2 роки тому

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 OH NOOOO THE GENERIC NICE BOT COMMENTS
      RUN PEOPLE RUN!!!!! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!

    • @masterskywalker8877
      @masterskywalker8877 2 роки тому

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 shut up

  • @trevor663
    @trevor663 2 роки тому +2276

    “Looks like a GTA online character being controlled by a 13 year” was extremely accurate

    • @wisenotwise2676
      @wisenotwise2676 2 роки тому +20

      that's probably how he got this type of personality to be honest

    • @UNLIMITED-DAN
      @UNLIMITED-DAN 2 роки тому +9

      He's probably that guy that flexs his Oppressor MK2!

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 2 роки тому +6

      I mean, he behaves exactly like a 13y/o on GTA and uses the same language.

  • @LiamForest09
    @LiamForest09 2 місяці тому +7

    1:46 My grandma owned a mirror that looked exactly like those two, I could be mistaken and they are different but the one she got was $250-300 from what I recall

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- 2 роки тому +1138

    "Fuck you. I give zero fucks"
    You know that meme of the smiling mask with the crying dude under it... This is him.

    • @investinbottlecaps2573
      @investinbottlecaps2573 2 роки тому +23

      I legit thought he was crying in the frame Charlie freezed on after he said that

    • @geylesbean1286
      @geylesbean1286 2 роки тому +18

      "that's what the point of the mask is"

    • @illusioNery
      @illusioNery 2 роки тому

      It's called a facade...welp, that's all the time I have for now. Time to end my life

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 2 роки тому

      @@geylesbean1286 that’s what the point of Damascus

    • @SalimShahdiOff
      @SalimShahdiOff 3 місяці тому

      Sent me back in time​@@geylesbean1286

  • @JanGamex
    @JanGamex 2 роки тому +3112

    “This is the opposite of ‘the game’, this guy pays women to be around him”
    Damn, Charlie! Take it easy on the poor guy.

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +4

      Dont Read My Name..

    • @jonathan_420
      @jonathan_420 2 роки тому +78

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 I won't don't worry

    • @francoisdubois5977
      @francoisdubois5977 2 роки тому +2

      Le père de Jacksepticeye n'est pas allé au paradis parce que je fais un meilleur contenu

    • @kievara
      @kievara 2 роки тому +2

      Poor?

    • @funkychunk1343
      @funkychunk1343 2 роки тому +15

      He aint poor, He rich AS FUCK and dont forget it

  • @masamune2984
    @masamune2984 2 роки тому +7604

    As a game designer/dev, I must apologize. This guy IS, in fact, “the game.” But he leaked early, and this is still pre-alpha gameplay. We still have a lot of bugs to fix and mechanics to tweak. I’m sorry, on behalf of our entire team.

    • @denbover937
      @denbover937 2 роки тому +494

      This is a shit game, 0/10.

    • @closier2
      @closier2 2 роки тому +297

      @@denbover937 Yeah, it's like Hello Neighbor, with each update it looks like more of a joke.

    • @LilG_33
      @LilG_33 2 роки тому +127

      Better explanation than any dev on any current game. Most of em like “no this is it, nothing wrong, now to the Next shit game”

    • @NZLDevil
      @NZLDevil 2 роки тому +87

      I just lost the game. And so did you

    • @user-bs1ml2kj9t
      @user-bs1ml2kj9t 2 роки тому +40

      @@NZLDevil Damn. I had like a 10 year winning streak til you reminded me of that shit

  • @SavaTimo
    @SavaTimo 2 роки тому +113

    He's like Andrew Tate's long lost evil brother that secretly lives off of Andrew's wealth.

    • @canesno1fan
      @canesno1fan Рік тому +7

      Soooooo, just Andrew Tate then

  • @thestreetjournal4710
    @thestreetjournal4710 2 роки тому +5593

    as a former hot tub delivery man i can tell you that hot tub is not "decadent", it looks like one of the base models lmao

    • @arandomhungarian1659
      @arandomhungarian1659 2 роки тому +282

      That actually sounds like a good job title
      But
      How do you even deliver hot tubs?

    • @aleghastzedd4315
      @aleghastzedd4315 2 роки тому +809

      @@arandomhungarian1659 Very carefully

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 2 роки тому +350

      Wouldn't want hot water spilling

    • @pinklemonade8283
      @pinklemonade8283 2 роки тому +142

      @@ijemand5672 for real. a full hot tub must be super heavy and hard to transport.

    • @Sluppie
      @Sluppie 2 роки тому +167

      I get the feeling that a lot of the stuff he owns is not nearly as expensive as he claims it is. I think he just gets scammed all the time.

  • @typetoored
    @typetoored 2 роки тому +2613

    I love how Charlie just gets right to the point and doesn’t drag on an ending to a video. Once he’s made his point, said his words, that’s it. Just, “that’s the end of it, see ya.” I love it

    • @joelglanton6531
      @joelglanton6531 2 роки тому +94

      Charlie is the complete opposite of this guy. He gets on camera, is himself and doesn't put on a show, people like him, he gets money. This guy has money, gets on camera and puts on a show, never being himself, then people hate him.

    • @Mster_J
      @Mster_J 2 роки тому

      @@joelglanton6531 Charlie is extremely judgmental and because of that I bet I know who he voted for

    • @CEOofpsychosis
      @CEOofpsychosis 2 роки тому +12

      @@Mster_J okay💀

    • @kayemonk9712
      @kayemonk9712 2 роки тому +8

      @@Mster_J That's a weird assumption

    • @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899
      @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 2 роки тому

      @@kayemonk9712 wat

  • @wavezDDS
    @wavezDDS 2 роки тому +703

    Ok but his American Psycho self portrait is legit one of the funniest things I have EVER seen. 😂😂

    • @APieceofT-BoneSteak
      @APieceofT-BoneSteak 2 роки тому +80

      Yeah what an oxymoron too. He was the one guy who saw the movie and thought patrick bateman was a role model

    • @Gary_a_normal_human_being
      @Gary_a_normal_human_being 2 роки тому +32

      @@APieceofT-BoneSteak yup good movie but dudes like this ruin it

    • @zodd_the_mogger
      @zodd_the_mogger 2 роки тому

      @@Gary_a_normal_human_being duece bags have hijacked American Pyscho, the same way redditors have hijacked V For Vendetta.

    • @WaterBath
      @WaterBath 2 роки тому +1

      @@Gary_a_normal_human_being hes satire

    • @benjaminthefox
      @benjaminthefox 2 роки тому +1

      @TaC _ It's the same kind of guy who idolizes the guy from Wolf of Wall Street, I suppose, except that guy wasn't an insane serial killer, at least.

  • @IcedLmaonade
    @IcedLmaonade 14 днів тому +3

    It bothers me he calls them “self portraits”. He didn’t paint them, they are “portraits”.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +8182

    What’s sad is the fact that he genuinely thinks he’s in the right and people are actually going to start supporting him.

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +12

      Dont Read My Name...

    • @FogMC
      @FogMC 2 роки тому +185

      What’s sad is how much you comment on UA-cam 😂

    • @tworoosters2757
      @tworoosters2757 2 роки тому +80

      Stop commenting on videos without watching them
      Don't you have anything better to do then to comment on every single youtube video?

    • @Beaniemann
      @Beaniemann 2 роки тому +2

      @@FogMC 👨‍🚒

    • @pirilon78
      @pirilon78 2 роки тому +106

      @@tworoosters2757 sounds like jealousy

  • @DJLDJ132
    @DJLDJ132 2 роки тому +1313

    It’s like a 14 year old designed his own character, with his definition of “cool lore” and ridiculously exaggerated/exorbitant purchases.

    • @stealthbeatle4945
      @stealthbeatle4945 2 роки тому +19

      As a 14 year old I can confirm

    • @_ysy_8306
      @_ysy_8306 2 роки тому +3

      @@stealthbeatle4945 as another 14 yuear old, i confirm aswell

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 2 роки тому +8

      Comparing 14 year olds to this man is offensive to the 14 year olds
      They can create cooler lore

    • @cruizsypher
      @cruizsypher 2 роки тому

      @@_ysy_8306 *year

  • @nickturner9476
    @nickturner9476 2 роки тому +1903

    I almost find it difficult to believe he is that unself-aware, especially if he made that money himself. This whole thing seems like a giant troll.

    • @alexd4566
      @alexd4566 2 роки тому +114

      It is, but there are genuinely ultra rich people out there who are THIS unaware of themselves. Think about Dan Bilzerian for example

    • @lciav
      @lciav 2 роки тому +44

      Some people are genuinely oblivious and unaware. And I doubt he made the money himself.

    • @tpsam
      @tpsam 2 роки тому +7

      @@alexd4566 my point of view and take is
      What a wonderful world full of variety and extravaganza we live in
      Probably all the aliens are so disgusted and intentionally don't want to be associated with us that's why we never found anyone in space

    • @kolskytraveller1369
      @kolskytraveller1369 2 роки тому +1

      You're underestimating people's dumbassery a lot. A common mistake.

    • @johnf817
      @johnf817 2 роки тому +14

      If he made the money himself, and he truly was this narcissistic, he'd be bragging about how he made the money. This is some kind of joke.

  • @austinjessee5150
    @austinjessee5150 Рік тому +3

    People are so obsessed over things that they don't understand how pointless it is. Good for you buddy. You got a hot tub and an over priced chandelier

  • @Kikoou
    @Kikoou 2 роки тому +4946

    If this is actually satire, then goddamn, he's doing it right.

    • @Samlazolo
      @Samlazolo 2 роки тому +284

      If someone showed me this with no context at all then i would also think that it's satire

    • @Anreii
      @Anreii 2 роки тому +168

      @Dylan Ogega It's on a fine line to me, with those really shitty self portraits everywhere

    • @rayres1074
      @rayres1074 2 роки тому +118

      "Badass self made entrepreneur". He also says how his purpose is to "de-wokefy kids on tiktok with a healthy dose of toxic masculinity". If it's trolling then it's great trolling cause I have no fucking clue if he's for real or not.

    • @Anreii
      @Anreii 2 роки тому +3

      @@rayres1074 Spotify?...

    • @mateohodge6998
      @mateohodge6998 2 роки тому +7

      @@rayres1074 Idk A MMA fighter does the same shit talks about how cool he is and how bitches love him and he pays strippers too stand next too him and look interested

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 2 роки тому +1385

    “I am the game”
    He probably got played by every gold digger he tried to bring back to his house, so he is partially correct

  • @nicholasdavis6779
    @nicholasdavis6779 2 роки тому +1442

    Ah yes, Charlie's absolute favorite thing in every overly expensive, ridiculously designed homes... marble, lots and lots of marble.

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +1

      Dont Read My Name...

    • @boobgoogler
      @boobgoogler 2 роки тому +14

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 ok

    • @jwillwork3683
      @jwillwork3683 2 роки тому +18

      Marble is not cool or impressive what is wrong w ppl its not the 80s LMAO

    • @thelostmessenger
      @thelostmessenger 2 роки тому +13

      I would never have marble floors, they're too cold

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому +13

      Marble is genuinely so ugly, idk why every “rich person house” always uses it

  • @thenewbgamer6416
    @thenewbgamer6416 Рік тому +45

    Just leaving out a gun like that promotes less masculinity than it does irresponsibility

  • @emilyb5307
    @emilyb5307 2 роки тому +675

    This poor dude sounds...empty. Like he's desperately trying to fill a void where character, self confidence and values should go with just...self portraits and cold hard cash and hoping for the best, but the cash just ....flutters down through the void and vanishes leaving him as empty as before. I genuinely feel sorry for the dude.

    • @megatron8561
      @megatron8561 2 роки тому +15

      Dude needs help and people who'll love him for who he is and not his money

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 роки тому +54

      Probably a result of parents who "have all the money and shut the hell up, im busy"

    • @sixpaths66
      @sixpaths66 2 роки тому +3

      yet I still rather be in his shoes than mine.

    • @somewhat_human
      @somewhat_human 2 роки тому +3

      @@sixpaths66 fr. people can generate self confidence and values out of thought but not money

    • @doordashh
      @doordashh 2 роки тому +1

      hes def empty lol

  • @boreragnarok4680
    @boreragnarok4680 2 роки тому +2372

    What's funny is how rich he is and won't even invest in a decent microphone.

  • @manhornhead2659
    @manhornhead2659 2 роки тому +3

    Watched this a few times a few months ago. That line " I am the game." always brings a smile to my face.

  • @Cayden1988
    @Cayden1988 2 роки тому +911

    This guy maxed out Profits, Greed, and Narcissism points in his character, but didn't put a single point in Charisma, Personality, or Dignity.

    • @pepesaur3874
      @pepesaur3874 2 роки тому +46

      Definitely an alt character that you do the “asshole” run with.

    • @thehandleiwantedwasntavailable
      @thehandleiwantedwasntavailable 2 роки тому +8

      He must be a real estate agent.

    • @ruesylvester
      @ruesylvester 2 роки тому +5

      in other words, an antagonist

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 2 роки тому +1

      So he's essentially Patrick Bateman, got it.

    • @tynirio_1
      @tynirio_1 2 роки тому +6

      @@AluminumFusion22 except he has no business savvy

  • @starimari9971
    @starimari9971 2 роки тому +630

    I like to imagine this guy is actually super kind and wholesome as soon as the camera turns off. Like he starts apologising to the women for swearing and asks if they'd like a coffee and some cookies.

    • @rabiddog4248
      @rabiddog4248 2 роки тому +164

      I love your optimism sis

    • @sugarplums885
      @sugarplums885 2 роки тому +119

      In a sea of negativity , i found this comment . My day was made and my thought process is slightly changed

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 2 роки тому +56

      it likely could be. This persona is racking views left and right like a slot machine.

    • @draginator6
      @draginator6 2 роки тому +45

      I wanted to think like you but there's just too much art of himself for an act

    • @Gary_a_normal_human_being
      @Gary_a_normal_human_being 2 роки тому +6

      Thanks that Made me happy

  • @ermie5057
    @ermie5057 2 роки тому +342

    This guy was called a nerd once in high school and has never gotten over it

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +1

      Dont Read My Name...

    • @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it
      @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it 2 роки тому

      more like he was that nerd who never tasted cool life and finally can get his dead parents inheritence

    • @Scooter227
      @Scooter227 2 роки тому +13

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 reported

    • @SevenZeroEleven
      @SevenZeroEleven 2 роки тому +7

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 thanks for the heads up, not planning to anyway

    • @Godsecution
      @Godsecution 2 роки тому +3

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 reported

  • @silverwolf813
    @silverwolf813 Рік тому +2

    I like how the stretching of vertical video in youtube format gives him a Napoléon complex look when he is walking around the penthouse, lol.

  • @KoiKat_
    @KoiKat_ 2 роки тому +2398

    Wait, he *actually* has giant portraits of himself? I thought that was just a media trope.

    • @brendanmcbride6292
      @brendanmcbride6292 2 роки тому +81

      No unfortunately it's really common these days. I remember when Pride and Vanity were considered cringe asf. 🙄

    • @Oga.Impractical
      @Oga.Impractical Рік тому +4

      He got a cool house tho

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 Рік тому

      He also has a bank vault full of gold coins that he dives into like Scrooge McDuck lol, dude is a living cartoon.
      But why does homey still have the tattoos of a dollar store thief? I will never understand wealthy people with shit tattoos

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 Рік тому

      Donald Trump used money from his charity that was supposed to help children with cancer to buy two portraits of himself.

    • @Vrmike2010
      @Vrmike2010 Рік тому +25

      ​@@Oga.Impractical No it's not.

  • @airtrafficman972
    @airtrafficman972 2 роки тому +465

    "This guy speaks like he just learned what cussing is" is so beyond accurate. He sounds like a 6th grader.

  • @elued5981
    @elued5981 2 роки тому +1145

    as a 16-year-old basement dweller, I take great offense from this guy having the audacity to insult me

    • @darnit2668
      @darnit2668 2 роки тому +76

      The room wasn’t even bigger than my moms basement 😡

    • @wokekoala3888
      @wokekoala3888 2 роки тому +36

      @@darnit2668 ur parents prolly richer than his with a basement of that size tbh

    • @WiscoDrinks
      @WiscoDrinks 2 роки тому +19

      Dwelling in a basement is Kino and based. pick your head up, King

    • @ThatsPety
      @ThatsPety 2 роки тому +32

      Bro said "3000 square feet, 3 times the size of your mom's basement"...if you get 1000 sq feet of living space for free you're the real winner here

    • @guitarJK1988
      @guitarJK1988 2 роки тому +3

      You should make a tik tok about it.

  • @mikeymegamega
    @mikeymegamega 2 роки тому +691

    I thought this guy was a Tim Robinson "I Think You Should Leave" character

    • @779v
      @779v 2 роки тому +3

      woah hey mikey

    • @grug2085
      @grug2085 2 роки тому +3

      He def talks like that

    • @N0t_M4linka
      @N0t_M4linka 2 роки тому

      Damn, the Legend itself here :P

    • @baguette745
      @baguette745 2 роки тому +1

      mikey wtf this is so unexpected seeing you here haha

    • @coldnoodles2951
      @coldnoodles2951 2 роки тому +1

      Yo, the guy that taught me to draw anime thighs is here!

  • @Lil_Smelly
    @Lil_Smelly 2 роки тому +873

    Even if that chair is 12000 bucks, imagine paying that much for a chair lmao

    • @charlie.justcharlie.8373
      @charlie.justcharlie.8373 2 роки тому +96

      You could buy something similar at an antique shop for at least $50 if not less. Actual clown hours

    • @ThrillsofColdplay
      @ThrillsofColdplay 2 роки тому +3

      That’s way too much

    • @SaabTheFox
      @SaabTheFox 2 роки тому +44

      Trying to wrap my head around what the heck makes a chair 12k lol

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 2 роки тому +27

      My lazy boy recliner for a grand which was a lot looks waaaaay more comfortable. Guy got scammed.

    • @theorangeheadedfella
      @theorangeheadedfella 2 роки тому

      @@SaabTheFox a pure gold chair

  • @burialdrip723
    @burialdrip723 2 роки тому +535

    He feels like a hastily written character in a cheap RPG you're supposed to dislike so you don't feel bad about robbing him.

    • @nemil238
      @nemil238 2 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @alphons1456o
      @alphons1456o 2 роки тому +13

      Sounds about right. Anyone wanna start a heist?

    • @Tasty_Green
      @Tasty_Green 3 місяці тому

      Cheap RPG’s? I would not be handeling those things

    • @PHOENIX_D1111
      @PHOENIX_D1111 22 дні тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @broosh4344
      @broosh4344 19 днів тому

      Nazeem? Is that you?

  • @broosh4344
    @broosh4344 19 днів тому +2

    Nahhhhhh homie stop dirtying the Cobra Kai dawg😂

  • @thespectre_angel1799
    @thespectre_angel1799 2 роки тому +3934

    This guy literally embodies the phrase you can't buy a personality.
    Edit: Most likes i've ever had, thank you :)

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 2 роки тому +55

      Oh he has a personality alright, just a pretty repugnant one. Honestly he’s not that boring of a person, I’d love to find out why he’s so cripplingly insecure.

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 2 роки тому +34

      @Jesus is LORD i doubt religion will get him a personality

    • @youwantmyname9208
      @youwantmyname9208 2 роки тому +6

      @@teethcoat4274 a guy that buys women have personality?

    • @Mitch...Gregory
      @Mitch...Gregory 2 роки тому

      @@joaquingonzalez834 it'll just make him an annoying holier-than-thou douche.

    • @corinacerbu8266
      @corinacerbu8266 2 роки тому +2

      Best!

  • @aj_wlyms3117
    @aj_wlyms3117 2 роки тому +764

    As somebody who took high school geometry… that room is not 3,000 sq ft

    • @Brandon-br7tc
      @Brandon-br7tc Рік тому +6

      Hasn't nearly everyone taken geometry in high school? lol

    • @bigbean2587
      @bigbean2587 Рік тому +117

      @@Brandon-br7tc That's the point, it goes to show that this guy doesn't even know as much as a high schooler.

    • @Brandon-br7tc
      @Brandon-br7tc Рік тому +35

      @@bigbean2587 Oh. Well neither do I apparently.

    • @StopYTShorts
      @StopYTShorts Рік тому +14

      The first 3,000sq ft room was more like 1200 sq ft unless he’s counting the unable space of vaulted ceilings

    • @ryana7313
      @ryana7313 10 місяців тому +3

      Id say 750 sq ft

  • @kennycubensis8152
    @kennycubensis8152 2 роки тому +1123

    This guy is the epitome of "Money can't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Mercedes"

    • @PolPotsPieHole
      @PolPotsPieHole Рік тому +10

      lol....great quote

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 10 місяців тому +3

      More like "money can't buy happiness, or character, or friends"

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 10 місяців тому

      Money can buy happiness though. Ever heard of dogs?

    • @RadiationVictim
      @RadiationVictim 10 місяців тому

      ​@@hungryburger1170 you can get free dogs.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 10 місяців тому +1

      @@hungryburger1170 drugs*

  • @troncrash7
    @troncrash7 Рік тому +1

    Bro has the money to build a giant robot but buys a chandelier instead

  • @chrisprescott2273
    @chrisprescott2273 2 роки тому +669

    This guy needs to realize that just because he IS a character, doesn't mean that he HAS character.

    • @Druzer
      @Druzer 2 роки тому

      hi there im on the road to 4k can you help?

    • @benbarley917
      @benbarley917 2 роки тому +13

      Say goodbye Raquel...

    • @trequor
      @trequor 2 роки тому +11

      Goodbye Raquel

    • @Marcos-gb5hd
      @Marcos-gb5hd 2 роки тому +2

      @@trequor not her😢

    • @ohio72213
      @ohio72213 2 роки тому +5

      Its satire lmao it literally is a character

  • @destroidhak2556
    @destroidhak2556 2 роки тому +882

    This guy is a videogame "boss" that sends enemies after you with a lot of the story being the build-up to fight him, and lives in a high-tech mansion full of armed guards that also has his self-portraits everywhere because the devs re-used the picture over and over again, in which you find out he's a joke enemy that deals 0 damage with extremely slow moves, and even though he has a boss healthbar he dies in one attack, before you discover a clue that leads to the real final boss.

    • @projectrove
      @projectrove 2 роки тому +36

      Sounds like a cyberpunk quest😂

    • @russellmuscle7434
      @russellmuscle7434 2 роки тому +37

      This guy is glass joe in punchout

    • @gaminggladiator06
      @gaminggladiator06 2 роки тому +40

      He’s like a borderlands enemy that tries to talk shit on you over your echo, but once you reach him, he’s a total pushover as you unload not even a 5th of your magazine into him.

    • @thescoobmaster
      @thescoobmaster 2 роки тому +2

      mercenaries 2

    • @puppetstudio4989
      @puppetstudio4989 2 роки тому +7

      @@gaminggladiator06 you mean piston from the crater of badassness form the borderlands 2 dlc?

  • @BadWallaby
    @BadWallaby 2 роки тому +351

    If money could buy a personality this guy would still not have one

    • @cecilkeith1951
      @cecilkeith1951 2 роки тому

      The wealthy have a void that even endless money can't fill

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 2 роки тому +1

      because he's too badass to buy one, apparently

  • @nullbank
    @nullbank Рік тому +3

    This guy is like one of those over-the-top movie villains who have no real personality other than the fact that they're horrible people.

    • @darrelmcanacan5014
      @darrelmcanacan5014 Рік тому +1

      and even in some if not most cases, those characters can actually be likable 💀 there’s nothing to like with him

  • @thatlastsam5234
    @thatlastsam5234 2 роки тому +252

    This "badass" sounds like a 360 child when they get mad on minecraft. Which the saddest thing is, is that I saw that same chair in a thrift store.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 10 місяців тому +11

      I swear, this guy is so bad with money, I bet I could get the EXACT stuff he has for a fraction of the cost.
      But that's the point:
      Spending money, not having the things.

    • @VladimirPutin-p3t
      @VladimirPutin-p3t 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Nerobyrnethe one or two really wealthy people I've met in my life never bragged about what something cost.
      On the other hand, most of the middle manager types that have gone no further in life CONSTANTLY brag about stuff.

  • @eightball6219
    @eightball6219 2 роки тому +438

    He'd be the only person I'd call the IRS on to see if he's ever paid his taxes.

    • @prom3thazin3
      @prom3thazin3 2 роки тому +35

      careful, me might just give you his chair

  • @alexd4566
    @alexd4566 2 роки тому +1313

    No way this is NOT a character he’s playing. I would be shocked if this guy acts like this in real life. He reminds me of BroScienceLife

    • @MemeRaider
      @MemeRaider 2 роки тому +41

      Damn Bro science life is funny as hell. This guy is nothing like him in terms of my idea

    • @Ray-tx2ls
      @Ray-tx2ls 2 роки тому +66

      I wish man. But he literally owns dozens of paintings... of himself. I don't think this is a character.

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G 2 роки тому

      @@Ray-tx2ls Yeah but say he is rich, he does have money and he's doing a satire of obnoxious rich assholes. BroScienceLife was based on real gym bros by a guy who really is a gym rat, so who knows. It's almost more interesting when you can't tell if it's a troll or not.

    • @racermario1881
      @racermario1881 2 роки тому +16

      Unlike Dom, he doesnt curl in the squat rack

    • @halcyonacoustic7366
      @halcyonacoustic7366 2 роки тому +4

      Except Dom Mazetti doesn't have a budget lmao

  • @brentpolk2431
    @brentpolk2431 2 місяці тому +2

    Wasting money and having no genuine life full of the minimal meaning is something to be jealous of...

  • @kievara
    @kievara 2 роки тому +272

    This guy is a living South Park character

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +1

      Dont Read My Name Tho

    • @JJScene
      @JJScene 2 роки тому +9

      @Deftie you're fighting a losing battle man.

    • @katzea.a7880
      @katzea.a7880 2 роки тому

      @Deftie you're fighting against a ghost here

    • @stupidsoul
      @stupidsoul 2 роки тому +3

      Eric Cartman reincarnate

    • @justforrow
      @justforrow 2 роки тому +1

      @Deftie Don't give the spawn attention, you'll only help them spread.

  • @twilight2013aw
    @twilight2013aw 2 роки тому +278

    Good lord I can smell his "expensive" cologne and insecurity through the screen. It amazes me that people like this actually exists.

    • @CMYX
      @CMYX 2 роки тому +1

      Idk why I thought of Axe spray or Old Spice. Lmao

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 2 роки тому +1

      They have always existed but now they are easier to find since they record themselves and post it on the internet

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer 2 роки тому +146

    This guy is like the personification of that Flapjack scene where K'nuckles goes "I really showed them what for, huh? Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?"

    • @zodd_the_mogger
      @zodd_the_mogger 2 роки тому

      Underrated comment and cartoon moment! Haha

  • @I_Cause_ConFLICKt
    @I_Cause_ConFLICKt Рік тому +1

    The video isn't sandwiched at all. This dude just actually looks like this.

  • @AnotherNightOwl1127
    @AnotherNightOwl1127 2 роки тому +538

    The saddest part about this is that if he didn't try and flex his wealth, and was more mild mannered, he would be closer to the person he thinks he is.

    • @loonloon9365
      @loonloon9365 2 роки тому

      Welcome to the world of the upper class.
      They are this deranged on average, using their B+ networking skills in getting ahead in life and thinking they are literally the best thing to ever happen to humanity.

    • @Eclecktro
      @Eclecktro 2 роки тому +13

      It's better this way, really

    • @darkslayer1161
      @darkslayer1161 2 роки тому +2

      @@Eclecktro it truly is

    • @maklame3318
      @maklame3318 2 роки тому +1

      Wouldnt we be all if we werent angry and belitting others just to feel better about ourselves.

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust 2 роки тому +1

      but that's boring
      and people pay the price to be fun

  • @Trowelhands
    @Trowelhands 2 роки тому +186

    A "Self-Portrait" is a picture you make of yourself.
    Getting another artist to draw you is a commission.

    • @coastie.
      @coastie. 2 роки тому +13

      duhhh hes clearly a badass and an artist smh

    • @Jonathannoel7600
      @Jonathannoel7600 2 роки тому +4

      Finally someone points this out. Thanks you

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 2 роки тому +6

      All that money, and he doesn't even have high-school-level education. Sad...

    • @bobbuild2417
      @bobbuild2417 2 роки тому +2

      This is definitely a "uhm achtchually" moment

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 2 роки тому +5

      wdym he painted it with his massive jerky stick

  • @crismarcelo9838
    @crismarcelo9838 2 роки тому +173

    "He's the embodiment of cringe, if cringe also came with a couple million dollars from daddy" LMAO

  • @nephilim6032
    @nephilim6032 Рік тому +4

    What a sad little man.

  • @Semystic
    @Semystic 2 роки тому +272

    This is 100% the attitude of a guy who didn't earn the money he has. Probably hasn't worked a day in his life.

    • @wario_lava
      @wario_lava 2 роки тому +6

      people who are rich often pay people to do the work for them their job is to get paid insted of working

    • @cmolty9582
      @cmolty9582 2 роки тому +9

      @@wario_lava that's called a business and running it is infact work. Not to mention starting the business is a ton of work.

    • @infernox9237
      @infernox9237 2 роки тому +1

      I don’t like the guy but I doubt highly doubt that.

    • @wario_lava
      @wario_lava 2 роки тому +1

      @@cmolty9582 running a bussiness can be hard but the one payomg others to do the work for him usually is corrupt

    • @justforrow
      @justforrow 2 роки тому

      This is likely satire anyways. I still wonder where he got the money for the whole act though.

  • @idontknowhowtonamemychannel
    @idontknowhowtonamemychannel 2 роки тому +219

    Guess he failed to pay bills and now is auctioning his stuff. That is why he is shouting out prices for everything.

  • @iohsmdiglomdrn
    @iohsmdiglomdrn 2 роки тому +285

    He's trying to be tough by being obnoxious, but he only comes across as sad

    • @popojelly1895
      @popojelly1895 2 роки тому

      Man has no self-respect

    • @eternalmetro
      @eternalmetro 2 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure this is satire

    • @joshsmith8715
      @joshsmith8715 2 роки тому

      Definitely a character. Like have you seen dom mazetti or broscience life? If you didn’t know dom was an act and the actual guy you’d say the same thing

    • @OwOw_it_Lily
      @OwOw_it_Lily 2 роки тому

      @@eternalmetro 2:24

    • @eternalmetro
      @eternalmetro 2 роки тому

      @@OwOw_it_Lily you should give this timestamp to OP not me what lmao im already aware that this is satire

  • @HopsterZz
    @HopsterZz Рік тому +4

    His parents must be so proud of him.

  • @lokasocba
    @lokasocba 2 роки тому +213

    "Any man who must say, I am the king, is no true king." That fits quite nicely here.

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 2 роки тому

      This is one of those guys, whoose penis size is easy to guess...

  • @dankgankster4100
    @dankgankster4100 2 роки тому +391

    “Any man who must say ‘I’m a badass’ is no true badass”
    -Tywin Lannister probably

    • @causally_livin
      @causally_livin Рік тому +1

      lmaoooo

    • @JustAnotherNamelessGuy
      @JustAnotherNamelessGuy Рік тому

      im sure that was president Chester A Author.

    • @nicholaslake5937
      @nicholaslake5937 Рік тому +1

      When Hugh Jackman was in his prime a few years back with Wolverine and Days of Future Past.....totally jacked and making millions of dollars, I don't remember him making videos and calling himself a badass". He was, and no one needed to say it. I doubt Alan Ritchson and others like him do that either. Your words, Lannister-origin or not, are true.

    • @ericfieldman
      @ericfieldman Рік тому +1

      Don't demand respect, make it and take it

    • @MegaDoom101
      @MegaDoom101 10 місяців тому

      No he’s right, this was Tywin, don’t check the quotation.

  • @maxdebeer5874
    @maxdebeer5874 2 роки тому +664

    CEO of insecurity. That's how he makes his money.

    • @procterdocter
      @procterdocter 2 роки тому +1

      Damn that was cold dawg🥶

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 роки тому

      Until you found its an actual security firm

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 2 роки тому

      Maybe. There are many CEOs of insecurity: easy weight loss company CEOs, hairloss prevention company CEOs, make up company CEOs etc

  • @shelby6745
    @shelby6745 2 роки тому +2

    "I'm not renting, I put up decorations!"

  • @UtahGuns
    @UtahGuns 2 роки тому +88

    3:34 I work in countertop installation, marble isn't as impressive as this dude wants to think. That slab looks like it's miter edge, meaning it's only giving the impression of thickness and in reality if you were to look under it the main piece is thinner than this dudes hair under that hat

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому

      Dont Read My Name Tho

    • @utoober1008
      @utoober1008 2 роки тому +10

      why do people think marble=rich :l
      kinda looks like ass when overdone

    • @UtahGuns
      @UtahGuns 2 роки тому +7

      @@utoober1008 Quartz looks so much prettier than marble tbh, I guess some people are convinced that the higher the price = higher quality

    • @utoober1008
      @utoober1008 2 роки тому +3

      @@UtahGuns fr, especially quartz with smoked veins that shit looks dope

  • @morosonline3000
    @morosonline3000 2 роки тому +218

    This guy is both Dennis and Mac from Always Sunny put together into one guy and given Frank's level of wealth

    • @bari2799
      @bari2799 2 роки тому +10

      EXACTLY he literally sounds like them😭😭

    • @TheCreatorMindSkool
      @TheCreatorMindSkool 2 роки тому +4

      😭😭😭 perfectly put

    • @broadwayzjm5257
      @broadwayzjm5257 2 роки тому +6

      i hate that this makes perfect sense

    • @matthewpotts7359
      @matthewpotts7359 2 роки тому +9

      The insecurity and need to look "badass" of Mac coupled with the pretension and false sense of high class of Dennis lol

    • @morosonline3000
      @morosonline3000 2 роки тому +3

      @@matthewpotts7359 exactly haha

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 2 роки тому +132

    "If you want to keep talking shit, go ahead"
    Roger that, chief.

  • @stormistik
    @stormistik Рік тому +1

    “I am the game”
    “My man here is the opposite of the game”
    Such a basic retort but its so impactful coming from Charlie

  • @darragh2666
    @darragh2666 2 роки тому +209

    Him talking about how expensive his everyday items are only makes me think he's stupid for being tricked into spending that much money on items that are worth significantly less than that

    • @rubyruby7573
      @rubyruby7573 2 роки тому +1

      Hey When You Got The Money You Just Don't Think About The Cost Believe Me Women Are Not Gonna Share A Cardbox Under A Bridge With Any Man When A Woman Who Isn't Your Mother Says "i love you" Reply With "turn around don't drown" Because The Only Reason She Loves You Is Because Your Not Living In A Cardbox Under A Bridge Like Most Men

    • @darragh2666
      @darragh2666 2 роки тому +20

      @@rubyruby7573 wtf

    • @ezimm1829
      @ezimm1829 2 роки тому +19

      @@rubyruby7573 Ah yes, the incels have come out to say hi

    • @Shonda72
      @Shonda72 2 роки тому

      Why bash these people for throwing away money? Let the rich idiots spend too much. We just have to let them rot on their shit once they realize they made a bad decision and try to sell it off, like the crypto miners and graphics cards. Let them rot with their shit.

    • @963e5
      @963e5 2 роки тому +7

      @@rubyruby7573 if you live in a card board box you shouldn’t have a women

  • @reaper24234
    @reaper24234 2 роки тому +493

    As someone who once had a set of Gucci chairs come through their warehouse with a ridiculous price tag, I’m actually willing to bet those ARE $12,000 chairs, and also that they’re made with about $200 worth of material and usually cheap ass “gold” paint

    • @UrBoiCio
      @UrBoiCio 2 роки тому +23

      After knowing about Baroque styled chairs and stuff, most of them seem to go for 500-3000$ dollars. I could see this guy doing either. Buy a chair normally or go for the brand price tag, when both are same quality smh

    • @reaper24234
      @reaper24234 2 роки тому +45

      @@b8IIin I don’t see how reading my comment led you to believe I think I am an expert on furniture.

    • @bobot4155
      @bobot4155 2 роки тому +2

      @@b8IIin gronk 😭

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 роки тому +2

      Its even shittier than cheapest 2ndhand IKEA set you can find

    • @reaper24234
      @reaper24234 2 роки тому +15

      Poor guy couldn’t stand the shame and deleted his comment lmao

  • @instantpurple1282
    @instantpurple1282 2 роки тому +49

    3:00
    Pfft, c'mon man. I live in the upstairs of my parent's house, not the basement. The upstairs is for the cool kids.

  • @brm2745
    @brm2745 Місяць тому +1

    He cursed 14 times in a single tiktok 🤣

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 2 роки тому +888

    The embodiment of "meritocracy worked for me because my great grandparents worked hard, y'all just lazy".

    • @nickdenton3633
      @nickdenton3633 2 роки тому

      How dare you blaspheme the king you impotent fool

    • @adnandjuzic2671
      @adnandjuzic2671 2 роки тому +29

      Great grandparents had slaves who worked hard*

    • @StuartFuckingLittle
      @StuartFuckingLittle 2 роки тому +6

      ​@@adnandjuzic2671 Your family maybe. Not most though.

    • @adnandjuzic2671
      @adnandjuzic2671 2 роки тому +19

      @@StuartFuckingLittle lmao bro if your great grandparents were rich in USA they had slaves stop coping.

    • @StuartFuckingLittle
      @StuartFuckingLittle 2 роки тому +4

      @@adnandjuzic2671 Most people aren't from the USA. Here in England, we had servants who weren't majority black.

  • @GregorioStyreco
    @GregorioStyreco 2 роки тому +79

    "This guy looks like Gary V, going through a Phase." That was pretty deep and very effective. You just tackled this man BBC GB style.

  • @aabahdjfisosososos
    @aabahdjfisosososos 2 роки тому +2329

    Charlie is the least insecure UA-camr to have ever existed.

    • @francoisdubois5977
      @francoisdubois5977 2 роки тому +5

      Le père de Jacksepticeye n'est pas allé au paradis parce que je fais un meilleur contenu

    • @groggyacorn7067
      @groggyacorn7067 2 роки тому +131

      Except when it comes to his height

    • @kyledodson2992
      @kyledodson2992 2 роки тому +34

      Non insecure LOL 😂 sorry I had too. He’s very SECURE in his own skin that’s for sure

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 2 роки тому +24

      the greatest non-insecurity of All Time

    • @thetraveledroad1
      @thetraveledroad1 2 роки тому

      @@groggyacorn7067 oh he looks tall. Is he short!

  • @YouAreInfinity117
    @YouAreInfinity117 18 днів тому +1

    If he was a real bad-man he’d make a single video saying “talk to the carats” and never post again

  • @Alithel
    @Alithel 2 роки тому +594

    Charlie's vocabulary inspires me to reach a new plane of existence like he has

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +1

      Dont Read My Name..

    • @francoisdubois5977
      @francoisdubois5977 2 роки тому

      Le père de Jacksepticeye n'est pas allé au paradis parce que je fais un meilleur contenu

    • @urmande
      @urmande 2 роки тому +2

      finally not a bot

    • @austinshort2357
      @austinshort2357 2 роки тому +1

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 I'm gonna do it

    • @liamme54
      @liamme54 2 роки тому +2

      Not possible for us mere mortals

  • @abstudios864
    @abstudios864 2 роки тому +349

    This man is the real-life equivalent of Squidward Tentacles. Putting self-portraits all-around your house is a cry for help.

    • @nastynate4916
      @nastynate4916 2 роки тому +95

      At least squidward does it out of a sense of artistry and passion for his hobby. This guy is more like Squiliam

    • @abstudios864
      @abstudios864 2 роки тому +23

      @@nastynate4916 That's true! Maybe the in between the two.

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 2 роки тому +42

      Even Squidward is more likeable and a better person than this guy.

    • @cedricfritz1368
      @cedricfritz1368 2 роки тому +1

      Anti-lock braking system studios

    • @jasmainia6100
      @jasmainia6100 2 роки тому +2

      Nah he’s like maxwell from don’t starve without the redemption arc.

  • @Andy-413
    @Andy-413 2 роки тому +117

    As a long time gun enthusiast, I can tell you with absolute certainty that you're right, that gun is fake, it's plastic. You can even see the seam where the 2 halves were melted together during the manufacturing process and the whole thing is about half as thick as the real gun.

    • @ariannathatdawg3400
      @ariannathatdawg3400 2 роки тому +28

      My man slapped a PNG on the table and said, "look how hard I am"

    • @ravioli_826
      @ravioli_826 2 роки тому

      Judging from where he said he lived, he probably can’t have a legal AK there. And we all know he’s too much of a bitch to have an illegal firearm. He probably calls the cops on Jaywalkers.

    • @HercadosP
      @HercadosP 2 роки тому +4

      @@ariannathatdawg3400 well, technically I feel that him talking to the camera aroused his exhibitionist fetiche making him hard

    • @kingsadvisor18
      @kingsadvisor18 2 роки тому +3

      As a moderate gun enthusiast, I knew that was not a real AK because unless it looks like an upper arm workout to shoot it, it's definitely NOT an AK

    • @fellowcomrade7914
      @fellowcomrade7914 2 роки тому +1

      Also the magazine is so goddamn long lmao

  • @themysticmungis4125
    @themysticmungis4125 Рік тому +1

    Charlie's callout of the dude's fake AK means so much more now after his second Sneako response

  • @ChixelROBLOX
    @ChixelROBLOX 2 роки тому +52

    5:53
    Him: "I AM the game"
    Me: "Yeah because you're being played on by those women 💀"

    • @jaspermidnight850
      @jaspermidnight850 2 роки тому +8

      bro you’re going to jail because murder is illegal 💀💀

    • @ChixelROBLOX
      @ChixelROBLOX 2 роки тому +8

      @@jaspermidnight850 LMAO! 😂

  • @brizwastakened
    @brizwastakened 2 роки тому +826

    This is what redditors on r/wallstreet think they live like after making 50$ off of an AMC Stock