Creepiest Dating Coach Ever

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  • @gullarific123
    @gullarific123 15 днів тому +10111

    dating is not actually that hard. Just ask her out. Take her bowling, destroy any chance she has of winning, rediscover your love for bowling, forget about her and focus on bowling

    • @bossmandude8564
      @bossmandude8564 15 днів тому +274

      Strats

    • @OzymandiasWasRight
      @OzymandiasWasRight 15 днів тому +183

      Thank you for this comment.

    • @steezy064
      @steezy064 15 днів тому +252

      Extra points if its Wii Sports

    • @Pokeys
      @Pokeys 15 днів тому +64

      Roman Bellic ahh sentence

    • @TofusHappyPlace
      @TofusHappyPlace 15 днів тому +68

      I watched this happen in real time once the dude asked his coworker out on a date and got super competitive and this complete stranger asked me if she should consider this a red flag 😭

  • @rndmprsn3970
    @rndmprsn3970 17 днів тому +13904

    That dude definitely knows all the pepper spray brands by taste

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 17 днів тому +439

      Looks like he had a few teeth kicked out too.

    • @totally_not_putin
      @totally_not_putin 17 днів тому +355

      He’s be like quagmire, he developed immunity to pepper spray

    • @bottledstorm7770
      @bottledstorm7770 17 днів тому +203

      This is a masterful burn. Just like his eyes when he rejects her rejection

    • @sallyskellington3024
      @sallyskellington3024 17 днів тому +26

      😂, exactly! And his mouth portal is f*cked up!!!

    • @julianvillalba7997
      @julianvillalba7997 17 днів тому +15

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GeekNymph
    @GeekNymph 10 днів тому +334

    this guy wrote a whole fanfic in his head and somehow convinced himself that it's real

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 8 днів тому +13

      He's been acting it out in the mirror for years. Now he's doing it on the phone for the world to see

    • @ALTEMERI
      @ALTEMERI 23 години тому

      ​@crankfastle8138 that or the mirror left him

    • @razzytack
      @razzytack 18 годин тому

      The goal is to get so good at gaslighting, you gaslight yourself

    • @kingslayersecondchannel7787
      @kingslayersecondchannel7787 16 годин тому

      Idk I kinda believe him

    • @RasheedahsWifeSchool
      @RasheedahsWifeSchool 3 години тому

      It's hard to say. If he is selling a course then he doesn't have to believe it himself. He just needs impressionable men to believe it. I notice that he says his course will help men to find the "partners" (plural) that they want and not the partner that they want. It's a new world. Tall rich and arguably conventionally handsome Dan Bilzerian had to pay women to be present for his instagram photos at the height of his popularity. The only men who have a chance at partnership with happiness these days are the ones who legitimately want a monogamous relationship. Any man who has a fantasy about playing the field but begrudgingly accepts monogamy won't even have that "fall back" option.

  • @achilleankyber7703
    @achilleankyber7703 13 днів тому +351

    The fact that the guy looked like he was actually trying not to cry his eyes out because somebody called him out for being a loser

    • @fringe394
      @fringe394 6 днів тому +22

      Also in that clip you could see the disaster that is his teeth. Can someone recommend a dentist for this Alpha you could smell the halitosis through the screen

  • @kassandrad6540
    @kassandrad6540 15 днів тому +3063

    “I just.. played into her little f*cking game”
    My dude, she’s not playing a game she’s trying the best method to reject you without getting murdered

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v 15 днів тому +1

      😹😹😹😹

    • @ricoambro
      @ricoambro 15 днів тому

      That probably registers as foreplay for this guy

    • @cathytice6370
      @cathytice6370 14 днів тому +141

      See, you get it. I'm not cute but it even happens to me. What guys don't care to get is that they are out to get laid. We are out to stay alive and survive. I don't remember who said, ' Men are afraid you you will laugh at them. Women are afraid you will kill them,'

    • @Vwerlg
      @Vwerlg 14 днів тому +16

      Honestly, this what keeps me sane. I realise that even if I'm small and skinny... I'm still a male.

    • @muro2904
      @muro2904 14 днів тому

      @@cathytice6370Not defending this dude but statistically speaking 77 percent of homicide victims are males above 15 years old while the remaining 23 percent are females over 15. This means that the “danger” you face everyday is not as high as what an average man goes through.

  • @Sidera17
    @Sidera17 16 днів тому +6554

    "Enter the female mind.".
    This dude hasn't entered the female ANYTHING. 😂

    • @Coockiez-007
      @Coockiez-007 16 днів тому

      his cellmates gonna be entering them cheeks later

    • @richogarden
      @richogarden 16 днів тому +57

      Hahahahah😂

    • @Benzley722
      @Benzley722 16 днів тому

      I'd wager money he's entered a ladies room or two...

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony 16 днів тому

      He may've entered a female sheep, with all that kink he's into.

    • @kills12kills
      @kills12kills 16 днів тому

      He's probably has entered some female bathrooms, he's pretty creepy

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 13 днів тому +295

    It’s the lisp that makes it even funnier

    • @Possumkingthefirst
      @Possumkingthefirst 8 днів тому +39

      Yknow I don’t condone bullying people…
      But

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu 3 дні тому +6

      Somehow, seeing "become an alpha" combined with "level up" made me anticipate the speech impediment, and I was right‽ I have 0 issues with speech impediments, I honest to God don't, but why is it that the overconfident creeps of this dweeb yet predatory flavor often do have lisps like that???

  • @illidoth
    @illidoth 12 днів тому +108

    when he says multiple women, he means multiple anime body pillows

  • @viralshark
    @viralshark 17 днів тому +17272

    The creepy smile when he says "wanna know what I did with her later?" made me think he buried the body.

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 17 днів тому

      I was thinking necrophilia

    • @passivepuppy52
      @passivepuppy52 17 днів тому

      @@jar207 on blud

    • @Nancy21Rappaccini
      @Nancy21Rappaccini 17 днів тому +669

      Why do I get the feeling there may be more than one body?

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill 17 днів тому +168

      @@jar207 that's true honestly, it makes sen- *The water ripples in front of me, revealing the outline of a horse * Oh my word!! What is that? Are we recording??

    • @natalie-lb2zt
      @natalie-lb2zt 17 днів тому +1

      @@jar207 Anyone who uses the terms "alpha", "sigma", and "beta" unironically when referring to themselves and others are losers. Nobody actually says that shit unless we're making fun of people like you LOL. Bro is not pulling any girls and he's not fooling anyone either. The sight of his teeth is enough for me to be repulsed by him

  • @DevCryptic
    @DevCryptic 17 днів тому +9614

    actually tried the advanced technique he shared and it worked now got a gf she even jokingly says "we arent dating" and "go away creep" shes such a joker

    • @evilcow2114
      @evilcow2114 17 днів тому +1089

      Yeah, same here man. Only problem, she keeps trying to get out of the basement, any tips?

    • @MerchGrows
      @MerchGrows 17 днів тому +919

      @@evilcow2114you clearly haven’t mastered his class on knots, duh

    • @Epic-so3ek
      @Epic-so3ek 17 днів тому +57

      Top G 👍

    • @trinodot8112
      @trinodot8112 17 днів тому

      I didnt accept rejection and bedded a girl so hard that I'm facing 20 years in prison because it was so good.

    • @tiposauce6417
      @tiposauce6417 17 днів тому

      Such a silly goose should remembered to give her the chloroform, women love to snort that stuff

  • @Crazed-Rat
    @Crazed-Rat 13 днів тому +148

    as a girl, hearing a guy say that he has 16 other relationships to attend to if i reject him is an instant red flag, that just means im just extra like the other women, just there for him to get laid real quick for his own enjoyment. i want to puke.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 днів тому

      I'm already sex averse, but frick I want to vomit.

    • @goblin-night
      @goblin-night 4 дні тому +4

      That alpha-seduction stuff is very religion-like for guys who get right into it, so they have certain "alpha male" theories that "must be true" no matter how many women reveal that hearing this stuff doesn't have the desired effect at all.
      There are UA-cam videos from some of the seminars the "gurus" sell if you want to see!

    • @WynnWynn-gl3fk
      @WynnWynn-gl3fk 3 дні тому +3

      Most males think like that and worse

    • @proja764
      @proja764 День тому

      He clearly didn't get mature. That nomenclature he referred to is something boys talk about in the dressing room at 6th grade. And that too... Only teenage boys who just enter puberty or drug addicts living outside society think that every woman wants a man who has sex every day with different women all the time. And this lifestyle increases with an extreme amount the chance that the man will get AIDS even with right and careful protection. Don't you worry there are a lot of guys who realizes that they would never want more than one woman in their life after they become adults.

    • @razzytack
      @razzytack 18 годин тому

      Right, like, if it actually works on her, guarantee that she feels the same about you, you'd just be a body as well, and like, is that really a flex? That makes you feel good about yourself?

  • @Introvera
    @Introvera 12 днів тому +67

    I would hate to hear about kinks and ropes right after rejecting someone. Sounds like I've acquired a stalker 💀

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 16 днів тому +2286

    That is not a dating coach, that is a predator trainer.

    • @kevinle1083
      @kevinle1083 16 днів тому +41

      Guarantee to end up in a cell with a relentless cell mate.

    • @alphabetsoup6837
      @alphabetsoup6837 15 днів тому +14

      Same thing

    • @woodpecker8116
      @woodpecker8116 15 днів тому +9

      I dont know, even a predator would probably leave this Guy.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 15 днів тому +21

      All of these "alpha trainers" are.

    • @s.h.a5921
      @s.h.a5921 15 днів тому

      ⁠@@woodpecker8116 even his hairline is running from him

  • @lazerduckzilla
    @lazerduckzilla 17 днів тому +14786

    his 6’4” future cell mate: “i don’t always have to accept your rejection” 💀

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 17 днів тому +37

      you’re obsessed with him

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 17 днів тому +1

      ​@@boogers69420cope

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 17 днів тому +256

      @@jigen8336you’re obsessed with me

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 17 днів тому

      @@jigen8336u never got laid

    • @maximum8414
      @maximum8414 17 днів тому +177

      This is the best comment 😂

  • @ukangel07
    @ukangel07 13 днів тому +162

    Has anyone checked up on that girl? the "Wanna know what I did with her later" girl. 1000% she's bound in the trunk of his car still tapping out an S.O.S.

    • @InMyOpinion005
      @InMyOpinion005 9 днів тому

      Tbh if your a girl and you can’t tell this dude is not the most abnormal human its on you.

    • @spidel
      @spidel 9 днів тому +15

      The girl in question is non-existent

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 8 днів тому +7

      ​@@spidelyup. She maybe real in his mind.

    • @pizzlerot2730
      @pizzlerot2730 7 днів тому +9

      It's OK, she wasn't real to begin with

  • @KyojuroRengoku.420
    @KyojuroRengoku.420 11 днів тому +280

    "T.O. A.O. Cheerio, which is a breakfast cereal" 😭😂

    • @owensharp4633
      @owensharp4633 9 днів тому +13

      This shit killed me

    • @hakushi9016
      @hakushi9016 5 днів тому +10

      THAT SHIT HAD ME CHOKING 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @Abejaved
      @Abejaved День тому +1

      Love how he had to clarify it was a breakfast cereal so we don’t assume that’s a real thing “Alpha” is preaching.

  • @belugafans11
    @belugafans11 17 днів тому +4841

    As my dad taught me, ‘No is a complete sentence. Also, you are not required to give a reason.’

    • @ILuvJD
      @ILuvJD 17 днів тому +411

      Your dad is a real man. 👏

    • @therealsteel1634
      @therealsteel1634 17 днів тому +50

      ​@@jar207so real bro these betas are still stuck in the matrix this guy preaches the real way

    • @winterphuntasm
      @winterphuntasm 17 днів тому +147

      Chad dad

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 17 днів тому +47

      @@jar207 hres the alt

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 17 днів тому +45

      @@therealsteel1634 heres the main

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 16 днів тому +2673

    “Will you date me”
    “No. Leave me alone.”
    “I do not accept your rejection. Get in the fucking van.”

    • @kristofnagy7813
      @kristofnagy7813 16 днів тому +65

      Chad mindset 💀

    • @TLAMB2008
      @TLAMB2008 16 днів тому +39

      If you get in the van I'll give you candy!

    • @ozramblue117
      @ozramblue117 15 днів тому +4

      Lol!

    • @ScarlettTheRav
      @ScarlettTheRav 15 днів тому +25

      @@TLAMB2008 and then he does a creepy wink after saying that and then i run away and hopefully not die

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 15 днів тому +6

      It works 100% of the times it doesn't fail

  • @midnightfiles
    @midnightfiles 13 днів тому +90

    What creeps never seem to understand is that "wooing" (or whatever term you want you use) is one thing, and "harassing" is another.
    This guy is an example of a delusional predator.

  • @yungnatediggity
    @yungnatediggity 10 днів тому +46

    The scariest thing is he is literally selling tutorials on how to harass women. And people are actually buying it.

  • @nightblade628
    @nightblade628 14 днів тому +3543

    “They’re approached around 45 times per day”
    What he doesn’t add is that 44 of those times are by him, the remaining 1 time is by the Police following up on a report.

    • @surplusyt6023
      @surplusyt6023 14 днів тому +20

      That’s insane

    • @CaptainObvious55
      @CaptainObvious55 14 днів тому +20

      Rejecting her rejection because she rejected him

    • @zoso1up
      @zoso1up 13 днів тому +6

      Lmao

    • @davidm.2141
      @davidm.2141 13 днів тому +2

      @@zoso1up me too! 😂

    • @BeautyMarkRush
      @BeautyMarkRush 12 днів тому +9

      That's why he knows exactly the amount of times they've been approached

  • @abbyelectric
    @abbyelectric 16 днів тому +1638

    How to talk to women, a cheat sheet:
    - treat us like goddamn people.

    • @valueinyou9931
      @valueinyou9931 15 днів тому +104

      Someone wrote it...EXACTLY. Or how about this really complicated concept: how would YOU like to be treated and spoken with...? But of course, when all you care about is yourself, this is like the riddle of the sphinx.

    • @ScarlettTheRav
      @ScarlettTheRav 15 днів тому +9

      yes please

    • @riftmaster07
      @riftmaster07 15 днів тому +38

      or do my solution: dont have any social interactions.

    • @fragrantbloom
      @fragrantbloom 15 днів тому +41

      Exactly. Hard for these losers to understand, sadly.

    • @MK-hw2ir
      @MK-hw2ir 15 днів тому

      @@valueinyou9931speaking to women the same way you like to be spoken to will get you ZERO kitty. However, if you apply this dudes strategy you will just turn gae😂😂😂

  • @junde410
    @junde410 10 днів тому +25

    137 Tinder Matches.
    Every day.
    Two years.
    This guy has just abandoned all reality and is living in his own world now.

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 8 днів тому +8

      If he spends 5 min on each match to check and message, he's dedicated over 11hrs a day to tinder. For 730 consecutive days. Wow

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper 4 дні тому

      @@crankfastle8138 Sounds like he's just admitting he has no life.
      Also, how much you wanna bet that he's pretending to be a woman on Tinder, and that's the reason for his match rate?

  • @charliealiaga5239
    @charliealiaga5239 12 днів тому +97

    5:00 ”of all the things that have never happend, that have never happen the most” What a quote

  • @grazielalarroca1049
    @grazielalarroca1049 16 днів тому +1691

    If I was approached 45 times a day I would simply never go outside

    • @Aethemix
      @Aethemix 16 днів тому +228

      I think he's just counting the average number of times he approaches women and assumes it's the same for everyone

    • @MrMr-ws3tv
      @MrMr-ws3tv 16 днів тому +24

      Don't worry we'll find a way inside......

    • @paintedfingernail2308
      @paintedfingernail2308 16 днів тому +75

      ​@@MrMr-ws3tv ew.

    • @jeremywinston1
      @jeremywinston1 16 днів тому +4

      @@paintedfingernail2308it’s a joke

    • @southerndiscomfort171
      @southerndiscomfort171 16 днів тому +24

      let us in baby you're acting crazy right now

  • @_averagedude_1545
    @_averagedude_1545 17 днів тому +28657

    Rejecting a rejection is crazy

    • @itz_me_aziza_21
      @itz_me_aziza_21 17 днів тому +44

      Crazy how I am better than 3 kids as a girl 😊

    • @shinraix5041
      @shinraix5041 17 днів тому +499

      What’s even crazier is that some females actually want someone to continue chasing even after a rejection. Some play too many games. I would just move along

    • @CarpeNutella
      @CarpeNutella 17 днів тому +140

      My Dude carries around an Uno Reverse card

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 17 днів тому +270

      There's occasionally reasons to reject a rejection... Like if you paid for a product and they don't deliver it and they reject you issuing a refund.
      But in the sense of dating, rejecting someone not wanting to date you is scooting towards sexual harassment.

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 17 днів тому +54

      ​@@shinraix5041 that's the best thing to do with these types of women

  • @dreamer9375
    @dreamer9375 11 днів тому +62

    7:17 This has happened to me and it actually happens more often that one can imagine. I told him twice, "I'm engaged and not looking for anything with anyone" and he kept asking for my number. Told him again that I'm getting married in a couple months, didn't listen to that either and kept shoving the phone in my face. Ultimately I had to give him a garbled number to get him off my back.

    • @Lynn.-_-.
      @Lynn.-_-. 11 днів тому +2

      Now I feel bad for whoever that random number belongs to. Hopefully they don't even live in the same continent as the guy. Or maybe it would be more funny if it was those absolutely built guys who could break him like a twig.

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions 10 днів тому +16

      I know it's probably a bad idea, but I really wish women would start chucking those phones in traffic.

    • @joeltomy9220
      @joeltomy9220 9 днів тому +3

      wassup baby girl, do you have a dollar

    • @lissettelopez9678
      @lissettelopez9678 4 дні тому +6

      @@bluedistortions oh we wish but yeah is a very bad idea, i am a very small woman so if a man gets physical with me im dead 😬

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper 4 дні тому +2

      That's when you start screaming at him and making as much of a scene as possible.

  • @alexandra6188
    @alexandra6188 6 днів тому +11

    If someone ever handed me the phone to type in my number after I said no, I’d type in 911, dial it, and walk off.

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat 16 днів тому +1684

    "You do not have to accept her rejection"
    Jail speedrun, any %.

    • @brownie5458
      @brownie5458 16 днів тому +33

      Well he’s not technically wrong, you don’t *have* to accept the rejection, just depends on whether you want to spend a few years in a concrete house

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat 16 днів тому +17

      @@brownie5458 rent is hard to pay, so you'd be getting free housing, food and daily excercise

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt 16 днів тому +4

      another reason why we get grapists

    • @Clooger-
      @Clooger- 16 днів тому

      ​@Tkokat You'd also get laid for free, it just won't be willingly

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 16 днів тому +3

      I’m thinking pepper spray, but yeah.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 16 днів тому +2885

    I’ve experienced a “no, just put your number in here” moment with a guy and it honestly, truly, sincerely feels like you’re about to be stabbed. It’s terrifying.

    • @PrettyVulgar92
      @PrettyVulgar92 16 днів тому +128

      When I heard that my first thought was I'm going to take the phone and smash it

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 16 днів тому +103

      Helping women secure their phones so it doesn’t automatically share information seems like a lucrative business idea.

    • @Sparks2490
      @Sparks2490 16 днів тому +47

      I would've replied with "what the fuck did you mean by that?"

    • @nbassasin8092
      @nbassasin8092 16 днів тому

      since women already live with ingrained fear from getting assaulted by physically stronger gender, this guys brilliant idea was... to justify that fear?
      we need natural selection to start kicking in again

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 16 днів тому +38

      Time to learn the police nonemergency phone #.

  • @samanthaconn3895
    @samanthaconn3895 10 днів тому +21

    "Out of all the things that have never happened, that never happened the most" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VillainOfLegend
    @VillainOfLegend 5 днів тому +8

    "I reject your rejection." -Luffy D. Monkey
    (He wasn't pestering women for sex, just recruiting a skilled swordsman to his pirate crew.)

  • @BennyVibes
    @BennyVibes 14 днів тому +1542

    Guy had one argument with his mother and never recovered

  • @ShellyBean3
    @ShellyBean3 17 днів тому +4504

    It's wild he thinks a girl would even acknowledge his "But I'm the best" response. 100% they're ignoring you after that bud.

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 17 днів тому +53

      they’re definitely ignoring you…

    • @Kiseki_mangos
      @Kiseki_mangos 17 днів тому +275

      If I wasn’t running I’d be laughing.

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein 17 днів тому +83

      Yeah. If have to someone that you're the best, you're almost definitely not.

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 17 днів тому

      It didn't help that he was weird looking to begin with, now he looks even more gross

    • @ShellyBean3
      @ShellyBean3 17 днів тому +133

      @@Kiseki_mangos I'd be looking for the nearest exit while cringing out of my skin tbh

  • @PasiviN
    @PasiviN 11 днів тому +26

    brown teeth, a lisp. Long finger nails in a glove and "RAKE". ..... WHAT??? 🤨

  • @drakebrasche092
    @drakebrasche092 6 днів тому +10

    This guy is as smooth as a speed bump at 90 mph

  • @Ataraxia95
    @Ataraxia95 16 днів тому +2148

    When women say they like confidence, this is not the confidence they talk about.

    • @domainmojo2162
      @domainmojo2162 16 днів тому +25

      Yeah, they usually mean confidence IN COMPETITION with other men- in various things. They want to find someone who they know will be able to look after them if need be.

    • @MoAdan28
      @MoAdan28 16 днів тому +168

      @@domainmojo2162 They meant going in person and being brave and actually say something interesting to them and not being scared or timid but actually face and eye contact. Harsh truth and simple as that like old school instead of going loop and loop about alpha man and a chad LOL I hate internet sometimes.

    • @fatliward9815
      @fatliward9815 16 днів тому +22

      ​@@domainmojo2162As a woman this is so TRUE women want a leader and a protector that's what we meant.

    • @thatdude3977
      @thatdude3977 16 днів тому +2

      Idk woman usually end up with weirdos like this anyways 😂

    • @justaguyontheinternet7104
      @justaguyontheinternet7104 16 днів тому +28

      Big difference between confidence and arrogance.

  • @lawrencetalbot8346
    @lawrencetalbot8346 17 днів тому +22499

    “You don’t always have to accept her rejection.”
    You do if you don’t want to end up in prison my guy.

  • @Justsomeuser1543
    @Justsomeuser1543 5 днів тому +7

    He’s giving: 🐺🖤⛓️oh you don’t like me wait till you see me in the full moon 🐺🖤⛓️ he’s giving creepy discord mod

  • @lanceareadbhar
    @lanceareadbhar 10 днів тому +13

    I wonder how many fake numbers he got with that second method.

  • @CrazyGrlXP
    @CrazyGrlXP 14 днів тому +849

    As a woman.. this is not how you get a woman.. this is how you get the police called on you for harassment.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 10 днів тому +50

      But cops do nothing and that's how dudes like him keep on truckin.

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam 10 днів тому

      @@rustyhowe3907yep 🥲

    • @jacobhall2628
      @jacobhall2628 8 днів тому +21

      thanks for clearing it up. i would've NEVER guessed that this is harrassment if I hadn't read your comment 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam 8 днів тому

      @@jacobhall2628 ok??

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead 6 днів тому

      ​@@rustyhowe3907 dude's like him ❌️
      dude's like him that are "immigrants" and black ✅️

  • @guudbyenme3399
    @guudbyenme3399 16 днів тому +1334

    "Lisping Reddit Mod Spews Delusions at You From the Car He Sleeps In."

  • @sleepypotatoe7
    @sleepypotatoe7 10 днів тому +10

    This is deeply concerning that this "dating coach" is trying to push this behavior. Women have been killed by men who just cannot seem to take "no" for an answer.
    God, he even looks like a creep.

  • @B0wtieguy
    @B0wtieguy 17 днів тому +1631

    This guy definitely invites himself to parties, talks about how he’s gonna get all the girls there, and then stays on his phone in the corner the whole time.

    • @nicholaswroblewski3069
      @nicholaswroblewski3069 16 днів тому +68

      definitely checking the weather app

    • @Levonaire
      @Levonaire 16 днів тому +59

      You don't understand the alpha males gotta save their energy until an alpha female comes around 😤😤😤

    • @venndogsun
      @venndogsun 16 днів тому +11

      in the corner making sure his bank account is pulled up in the hopes that a woman will see lmao

    • @matthewmccurry1
      @matthewmccurry1 16 днів тому +3

      You really think he even shows up to them?

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 16 днів тому +2

      Yep

  • @JensSkalbeck
    @JensSkalbeck 16 днів тому +1670

    "Women are approached about 45 times a day." That line reminded me I hadn't met my quota of approaching 45 women today, great advice!

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 16 днів тому +194

      make sure you run at them at night, thats how they know youre super dedicated!

    • @chemistry-ij9pb
      @chemistry-ij9pb 16 днів тому

      dude it’s a woman, not a dude

    • @maskedrebel9670
      @maskedrebel9670 16 днів тому +47

      @@scarlett6143 only alphas know this secret

    • @sleepycowboy18
      @sleepycowboy18 16 днів тому +14

      Damn just found out that I spend all my day just meeting more or less two guys an hour. I'm mindblown 🤯 dont need sleep if 45 guys approach me around the clock mmhmm

    • @ZalemMoon
      @ZalemMoon 16 днів тому +74

      As a woman, I don't even remember the last time I was approached, I must be womaning wrong lol...

  • @devonstation2102
    @devonstation2102 8 днів тому +7

    "Will you go out with me?"
    "No"
    "YOUR COMPLIANCE ISNT A FACTOR"

  • @zachdamack5389
    @zachdamack5389 13 днів тому +15

    i like how when you smile and make facial expressions your voice tone/pitch never changes a single iota, truly the most metallic inorganic delivery of written lines ever seen, props sir.

  • @Bextie
    @Bextie 17 днів тому +8882

    'you don't always have to accept her rejection' is one hell of a way to open oh my fucking god

  • @cjevans3640
    @cjevans3640 15 днів тому +655

    A man not accepting my rejection is my biggest fear

    • @GTA5Guru
      @GTA5Guru 12 днів тому +75

      Not accepting rejection is like the signature mindset of creeps.

    • @geewizlana
      @geewizlana 12 днів тому +50

      And this is why we say we'd rather be alone with a bear instead.

    • @mancerayder8010
      @mancerayder8010 11 днів тому +48

      Not accepting rejection is for rapists.

    • @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331
      @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331 11 днів тому +5

      Yup. You right.

    • @jaden7858
      @jaden7858 11 днів тому +15

      persistence OVER TIME I wouldn't mind, like them continuously proving you're the only one they want OVER TIME. But like if im at the grocery store or something and they're not taking no for an answer I'm bringing out the tear gas

  • @kaleymatthews5299
    @kaleymatthews5299 11 днів тому +9

    these men will do ANYTHING but listen to women

    • @labased2539
      @labased2539 2 дні тому

      Don't get me wrong, this dude is creepy but a lot of women don't be listening either. They change topics like 5 times within 5 seconds lol 😆

  • @alexandria1663
    @alexandria1663 3 дні тому +2

    “Oh you’re rejecting me??? I guess you won’t get any *lists every one of my turn offs*”

  • @Razzlion
    @Razzlion 16 днів тому +1808

    This guy and the girls who go "i said no and he didn't even TRY to persuade me!" deserve each other.

    • @gwendyylion4874
      @gwendyylion4874 16 днів тому +328

      Match made in hell 🫶

    • @sporkybutterz
      @sporkybutterz 16 днів тому +157

      Those are the toxic car crash couples that make you get some popcorn to watch the fireworks

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 16 днів тому +91

      What's funnier is he'd likely hate those kind of girls 😂

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 16 днів тому +1

      Yep

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 16 днів тому +37

      @@Sly-Moose Absolutely. You know he's the kinda guy to wonder why no one is dating him, yet if he was a woman he would rather die than date him. 😂

  • @crystalcove99
    @crystalcove99 16 днів тому +694

    Her: "I reject your rejection of my rejection."
    Him: "oh shit now what"

    • @strangelf
      @strangelf 16 днів тому

      “My kink IS to kinkshame!”

    • @Tabth3778
      @Tabth3778 16 днів тому +42

      he will reject her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

    • @DokkanTrooper
      @DokkanTrooper 16 днів тому +6

      lmfaooo

    • @redcobra1246
      @redcobra1246 16 днів тому +27

      Gotta consult the advanced technique manual after that one

    • @rayenswift8843
      @rayenswift8843 16 днів тому +19

      ​​@@Tabth3778 she'll reject his rejection of her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

  • @ivanc9087
    @ivanc9087 13 днів тому +5

    The confidence of these online coaches to call themselves professionals of their made up field is ridiculous

  • @Alicious_Al
    @Alicious_Al 6 днів тому +3

    I think his video is a great example….of what NEVER to strive to be.

  • @PepperOnPatty
    @PepperOnPatty 17 днів тому +1376

    "Not forceful"
    *Forces his own fetishes onto her, insists she talks about her past relationship, and commands she puts her number into his phone*

    • @TheFuriousNightFury
      @TheFuriousNightFury 17 днів тому +171

      ​​@@jar207 L take. If she says no back off.
      You need to touch grass, since you're either a troll or your brain is shriveled

    • @user-zj3st9lu8j
      @user-zj3st9lu8j 17 днів тому +108

      ​@@jar207Why do you want a chase and not a mutual agreement? You're a person, not a predator lol

    • @kubadzejkob332
      @kubadzejkob332 17 днів тому +40

      ​@@TheFuriousNightFury The bots and cel-ins really do be raging tonight.

    • @sporeham1674
      @sporeham1674 17 днів тому

      ​@@jar207"Prize" lmao, loser speak calling another person a prize

    • @frankie11998
      @frankie11998 17 днів тому +46

      "im not forcing, she could have said no and i wouldve disengaged"
      i doubt that 💀💀

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 15 днів тому +908

    Just the way he talks, the way he acts, dresses, every little thing about this guy SCREAMS that he doesn't get ANY women at all. He just watches a lot of pron and reads A LOT of reddit lmao

    • @curtisnielsen9540
      @curtisnielsen9540 14 днів тому +6

      full on lmao

    • @seantv1510
      @seantv1510 14 днів тому +45

      Or..... and hear me out.... it's all just an act to tap into the ever flourishing "hate watching" market. The "cringe-ier" the content equals more people talking about your "despicable" content. The views practically write themselves.

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris 14 днів тому

      PORN. SAY IT

    • @FcoEnriquePerez
      @FcoEnriquePerez 14 днів тому

      You forgot LOOKS* too... Dude clearly can't do 10 fucking pushups or hits the gym at all.
      I don't know how he's not considered a troll by 99% of the population already.

    • @CrayolaCoffeeBean
      @CrayolaCoffeeBean 14 днів тому +23

      @@seantv1510that’s very easily believable at this point in our society lol

  • @monus782
    @monus782 13 днів тому +4

    A couple of years ago you covered Pick Up Artists and now it’s dating coaches, and yet somehow it feels like not much has changed after all

  • @eviltoad746
    @eviltoad746 8 днів тому +3

    When he said "and rake" it really felt like he meant to say something else

  • @PurveyorOfTrash
    @PurveyorOfTrash 16 днів тому +1374

    Only reason a girl would say yes after saying no when a man pushes them like this, is because you're scaring them so bad they feel like you're going to hurt them if they say no again because clearly you CAN'T take "no" for an answer

    • @Anwar-ys6ir
      @Anwar-ys6ir 16 днів тому +39

      So your saying...it WOULD work? 😉

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 16 днів тому +184

      @@Anwar-ys6ir Until you get ghosted, or end up in court for sexual assault.

    • @Anwar-ys6ir
      @Anwar-ys6ir 16 днів тому +20

      @@Dice-Z life without risks isn't living! I'm rolling those dice! 🤩🤩

    • @OldDannyDevito
      @OldDannyDevito 16 днів тому +115

      ​@@Anwar-ys6ir good luck when dropping the soap on jail man

    • @Anwar-ys6ir
      @Anwar-ys6ir 16 днів тому +21

      @@OldDannyDevito "in the middle of chaos, there is also opportunity"
      IT DEPENDS ON YOU! IF YOU WANNA DROP THE SOAP, OR LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY DROPPED THE SOAP! 💪💪

  • @josebatxu32
    @josebatxu32 16 днів тому +824

    Bro just called being a creep an advanced dating technique

    • @nerooyeye2196
      @nerooyeye2196 16 днів тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @eupo5936
      @eupo5936 16 днів тому

      it's not only okay, but it's good to be persistent.
      the thing i find disgusting about him is asking girls to go to his place.
      he is a degenerate with no class.
      you can be persistent by saying things like "are you sure? i think you're beautiful and i'd like to take you to get some food with me." or the park, or something romantic.
      i'm very traditional. I date to marry, and I think the thing people should be focusing on is how, as charlie said, "porn brained" this guy is. it's gross.
      but, point is, persistency is good. of course, there's a line between trying to convince a girl who might be a little shy to go out with you on a nice date, and following the girl home.
      the reality is, if men couldn't be persistent, 99% of men would never have a girlfriend, ever.
      this idea that any level of persistency after the first "no" is wrong is part of the reason that the dating world has died the way that it has. that, and of course, the rise of sexual degeneracy and hook up culture and porn.

    • @harryandthedickersons
      @harryandthedickersons 16 днів тому

      Dude looks like he hits on underage girls and then blogs about "women" he gamed.

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 16 днів тому +15

      Just like how in the Bush administration torture was called an "advanced interrogation technique" 😂

    • @natashahickey5758
      @natashahickey5758 15 днів тому +1

      🛌 goodnight 😂😂

  • @mokaakashiya375
    @mokaakashiya375 11 днів тому +3

    No means no, they also are NEVER required to give a reason, if they say no, go on about your business.

  • @sannasunshine4161
    @sannasunshine4161 12 днів тому +6

    Do not rake anything, I repeat do not rake!

  • @cpuman
    @cpuman 16 днів тому +2054

    Honestly the best way to talk to a woman is to talk to them like a normal person. Don't do some dumbass pickup line, don't act like some horny loser, and stay away from bars and clubs if you are looking for a real relationship and not just a one night stand.

    • @aeong_bread
      @aeong_bread 16 днів тому

      “as a normal person” yeah, we’re people too!!! some men like this guy don’t even see us as people, simply objects and trophies to be owned.

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 16 днів тому +316

      unfortunately the guys who seek out this content dont know what being a normal guy means. they wouldn't be falling into this incel content traps if they did, its sad

    • @krazyxki
      @krazyxki 16 днів тому +310

      @@DoNotFearTheReapa This comment kind of shows why you're single tbh. It's truly always a self fulfilling prophecy.

    • @snowrenbird
      @snowrenbird 16 днів тому

      @@DoNotFearTheReapa you sound like you're on the path to becoming an incel

    • @DonOfNY15
      @DonOfNY15 16 днів тому +62

      Literally just approach someone giving you eye contact and comment on something that interested you. Thats it. Ie your in the gym and someone’s on the assisted pull-up bar, ask to jump in and talk to them about pullups and exercise. Gg you made an acquaintance.

  • @smellyfish3
    @smellyfish3 15 днів тому +524

    he is actually right i used his tactics and i currently sleep with a funny thing around my ankle and are registered as a badass in 15 different states

    • @adiamondtrash9344
      @adiamondtrash9344 15 днів тому +22

      Wow some people just don’t appreciate art

    • @thevantagemain14
      @thevantagemain14 14 днів тому +7

      it's a device that warns women that you don't fuck, you *FUCK*

    • @joeltomy9220
      @joeltomy9220 9 днів тому

      Imma do the same thing in the comment section and see how it goes

  • @Modulates
    @Modulates 2 дні тому +2

    Multiple red flags in about 30 seconds.

  • @Miresgaldir
    @Miresgaldir 11 днів тому +2

    I went to Uni with a guy that had the same approach as this guy... infelt legitimately scared for all the ladies in not just the studio, but also the entire university especially given they wouldent have a heads up on what the creep was like

  • @letsgosleep
    @letsgosleep 17 днів тому +5904

    “You’re a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck” was amazing lmao

    • @Metrocity616
      @Metrocity616 16 днів тому +105

      Love the Kaiba reference

    • @SSName
      @SSName 16 днів тому +53

      @@Metrocity616moist lore: charlie played Duel Links

    • @torybeaudet3820
      @torybeaudet3820 16 днів тому +5

      @@SSNamedid he rly?

    • @SSName
      @SSName 16 днів тому +35

      @@torybeaudet3820 prolly, the quote is from Duel Links, we’ve seen him play Master Duel, so it’s highly probable

    • @Chronotide
      @Chronotide 16 днів тому +1

      Is Charlie really going to try to say he’s never given a woman a quantum o? It’s so easy, I thought everyone has

  • @ranash260
    @ranash260 16 днів тому +1394

    I've actually had a guy hand me his phone after I rejected him. He tried that "go ahead, just type it in" move. I just walked away with it still in hand. He mistook that as "I'm playing with you." Until I gave his phone to MY HUSBAND.
    Take the rejection. Don't be this loser.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 16 днів тому +128

      Omg this happened to me once. I literally walked into the supermarket next door to grab dinner after my shift. I had my earbuds in and some random guy literally stands next to me, makes eye contact and gestures for me to take them out and makes this show about handing me his phone. He tells me to hold it. And he's making gestures behind us to someone outside. I thought it was some kind of prank. I'm confused af and he asks for my number. I'm a shy awkward nerd already but wtf. I made some excuse and left.

    • @DnBastard
      @DnBastard 16 днів тому +193

      "thanks!" *Walks away with free phone*

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot 16 днів тому +48

      @@Phoebe5448 This is why I have various hotlines memorized

    • @NoName-ct4pm
      @NoName-ct4pm 16 днів тому +124

      Sucks that the only way they take a rejection is if the woman "belongs to" another man 🙄🙄

    • @kentinson1670
      @kentinson1670 16 днів тому +11

      Holy shit, that is an actual alpha move

  • @alexalcan
    @alexalcan 6 днів тому +1

    "Of all the things that have NEVER happened, that is the thing that has never happened the most" is the most perfect way to express my exact thoughts.

  • @thebuilder1271
    @thebuilder1271 10 днів тому +6

    Plot twist: this dude gets hella play, but he uses the real tricks and shit and just says this bullshit online to take out competition

    • @8Kazuja8
      @8Kazuja8 7 днів тому +1

      "I have purposefully trained them wrong. As a joke."

  • @Superabound2
    @Superabound2 14 днів тому +207

    He's filming this from his car so that you don't see all the dirty plates and piss bottles all over his bedroom

    • @jedclampett631
      @jedclampett631 14 днів тому +14

      He doesn't have a driver's license; he's just sitting in his mom's Kia for clout...

    • @GaryEckhoff-nx2mn
      @GaryEckhoff-nx2mn 4 дні тому +5

      Dude doesn't even live in a conventional house or trailer, or anything of that nature. That vehicle is the closest thing to a home/bedroom he knows.

  • @RealZefrety67
    @RealZefrety67 16 днів тому +497

    “You didn’t get the job”
    *Shows Up In Uniform The Next Day*

    • @princesssheogorath1979
      @princesssheogorath1979 16 днів тому +34

      Ngl this is a non-sinister and hilarious way to try and score a job.

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 16 днів тому +1

      ​@@princesssheogorath1979Ehhhh idk about that one

    • @casualcookin3893
      @casualcookin3893 16 днів тому +3

      @@princesssheogorath1979 Its highly idiotic

    • @DetectivePlays0
      @DetectivePlays0 16 днів тому

      ​@@casualcookin3893it has worked before

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 16 днів тому

      It has worked. Corporate America is that screwed up.

  • @belrox5
    @belrox5 12 днів тому

    Thank you so much for this

  • @jaymejones6153
    @jaymejones6153 7 днів тому +3

    Lessons more crooked than his teeth

  • @Lars_Paulsen
    @Lars_Paulsen 16 днів тому +828

    He has this nerd lisp. Together with the comb over, the sunglasses from yesteryear, the leather jacket that doesn't fit and the fake alpha persona, this is going great for him. He couldn't look more under pressure to perform if he was in the cast of Saw. Sometimes faking it till you make it, just doesn't get you there.

    • @Jazzspartinz
      @Jazzspartinz 16 днів тому +21

      Da- DA- DAYUM😧

    • @treali
      @treali 16 днів тому

      In the last video his teeth are disgusting. They're so yellow and so disfigured.

    • @elpeluca7780
      @elpeluca7780 16 днів тому +22

      Shaming someone over a lisp is a bad look. The rest of your comment is fine.

    • @treali
      @treali 16 днів тому +10

      Watch his teeth in the final clip.

    • @vadox1419
      @vadox1419 16 днів тому +36

      ​@@elpeluca7780 Just put some effort in and learn to speak.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 17 днів тому +1114

    Immediate red flags are:
    A. He uses TikTok
    B. Puts Alpha in front of his name
    C. Claims he has 100K Tinder matches
    D. Claims to understand the female mind
    E. Says you don’t have to accept rejection

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 17 днів тому +43

      E: he claims to understand the female mind

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 17 днів тому +4

      @@simonsmith1974thank you

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 17 днів тому

      wahhh wahhh i can’t get women so i make a list on a midgets youtube channels comments

    • @olandoblen5791
      @olandoblen5791 17 днів тому +18

      F: Long nails

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 17 днів тому +37

      F: makes Andrew Tate look extremely tame in comparison.

  • @Friends_and_fragrances
    @Friends_and_fragrances 10 днів тому

    I’m glad you finally covered him, he blocked me on every account I have for telling him how embarrassing he is

  • @mariac4127
    @mariac4127 7 днів тому +2

    I have a friend who has a lisp. He’s a great dude very confident and normal, can interact w women normally and does. He’s changed my outlook on lisps in general, he doesn’t let it hold him back. This man single-handedly reversed all of that. 😂

  • @havokzthename
    @havokzthename 16 днів тому +876

    The moment he stuttered to say he "slept with them" you can probably tell hes not used to that scenario

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 16 днів тому +10

      Brother 😅 🤣🤣🤣!

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 16 днів тому +5

      You just described Charlie's entire fan base 😂

    • @Tristanlj-555
      @Tristanlj-555 16 днів тому +4

      @@AngryDad.hmm. Studies show that when people choose new names, they tend to use the same first letters. Angry Dad ~ Alpha Dom. Hello Dom, you’re a funny little guy, huh?

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 16 днів тому +4

      @@Tristanlj-555 God everytime I comment on this channel you weirdos never cease to say something nonsensical and weird

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 16 днів тому

      @@Tristanlj-555 wtf is an alpha dom...nevermind I don't want to know weirdo

  • @yourballsdeep8107
    @yourballsdeep8107 17 днів тому +1535

    Not taking no for an answer won't convince them to date you: It will convince them to block you and tell everyone that you're a creep.

    • @Fantasyze
      @Fantasyze 17 днів тому +61

      They play a numbers game. They shoot 1000 shots and if one connects, it proves them right. It's a self fulfilling prophecy of desperation.

    • @TheSuper-senior
      @TheSuper-senior 17 днів тому +3

      Yeah but taking no for an answer will also not convine them to date you. When a girl rejects you sometimes you just gotta go full super senior mode. Whip it out and do the grip check off rip and hope it doesn’t rip

    • @Big_Ballz11111
      @Big_Ballz11111 17 днів тому +3

      Nice profile😩

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 17 днів тому

      how would you be a creep, it’s called being a man

    • @javacrow_
      @javacrow_ 17 днів тому +25

      ​@TheSuper-senior I really hope you're trolling, dude, please do not listen to the incel beliefs

  • @VColossalV
    @VColossalV 12 днів тому +4

    there's another one called Casey Zander who's basically this dude but taken seriously, would love to see Charlie check out that guy. He's insufferable.

  • @diogoelias780
    @diogoelias780 11 днів тому

    He surprises us with something new when we tought there was nothing else that could surprise us.

  • @mrjaku633
    @mrjaku633 16 днів тому +572

    "He's not in a monogamous relationship" Yeah he ain't in ANY relationships, the only relations to a woman he has would be a restraining order

    • @snap__shot
      @snap__shot 16 днів тому +6

      real

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 16 днів тому +14

      He's in a relationship with his own reflection. Sounds like "mono" gamous to me.

    • @HarryDirtay
      @HarryDirtay 16 днів тому +1

      Mary Palms is a good girl, her sister is naughty😂

    • @user-mv4mc5xm6h
      @user-mv4mc5xm6h 16 днів тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot 16 днів тому +1

      Unfortunately I wouldn't be surprised if he was in one. Everyone makes shit relationship choices at some point

  • @Imjustkendall
    @Imjustkendall 17 днів тому +657

    “You don’t have to accept her rejection”
    OFFICER THIS ONE. THIS ONE RIGHT THERE.

    • @ryangreen2460
      @ryangreen2460 16 днів тому +9

      POLICE!!! HELP!!!!

    • @RUNKKULIIKEMIES
      @RUNKKULIIKEMIES 16 днів тому +13

      l reject your arrest

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 16 днів тому +3

      This is my favourite thread here lol

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 16 днів тому +1

      Lol yea

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 16 днів тому +5

      If only cops actually protect and serve instead of being clean up crew after the women get assaulted

  • @NortheastGun
    @NortheastGun 8 днів тому +1

    Best dating advice, just be yourself and treat people the way that you would want to be treated.

  • @hiagustres
    @hiagustres 14 днів тому +687

    That guy's voice, lisp and reaction to "haters" tells all I need to know

    • @abbiereynolds8016
      @abbiereynolds8016 11 днів тому +41

      He seems like he has a bit of the tism, no self awareness whatsoever😬

    • @JILLY21
      @JILLY21 10 днів тому +2

      Stopp😂😂

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 10 днів тому

      ​@abbiereynolds8016 More like narcissism, no tistic would ever behave like this, they don't find themselves to be the hottest shit, I know that for personal experience, my spergistic ass would know

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 днів тому

      Yeah, that lisp suggests he's not as into girls as he thinks he is. Talk about armoured closet.

    • @incompetentbozolol.523
      @incompetentbozolol.523 4 дні тому

      @@abbiereynolds8016 that is most definitely NOT how autism works, i know because i have it and i know many MANY people with it

  • @ksteven7
    @ksteven7 17 днів тому +595

    "Oh you'll like me, just come to my house and let me tie you up."
    Yep nothing but green flags here.

    • @cottoncandysans
      @cottoncandysans 17 днів тому +29

      his house where he has multiple other women

    • @TheElusiveSun
      @TheElusiveSun 17 днів тому +33

      Just imagine the girl just wakes up in a basement chained down and in his best deep raspy voice he says...Lets play a game....

    • @user-iy5ww2hj4p
      @user-iy5ww2hj4p 17 днів тому +8

      @@TheElusiveSun😭 noooo

    • @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630
      @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 16 днів тому +3

      @@cottoncandysans’body parts in a jar

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 16 днів тому +5

      His speech pattern tells me Professor Tate is his role model who convinced him he, too, can be a “professional alpha dating expert”

  • @LostDVayne
    @LostDVayne 3 дні тому +1

    This never happened so hard, that it unhappened in every universe it had.

  • @Insanity2thePrawn
    @Insanity2thePrawn 13 днів тому +2

    There is never a 100% guaranteed chance that the guy who hits on you is mentally stable and wont in fact stalk you in person, online or straight up try to harm you socially, physically, or sexually...and that's really something that disturbs me.

  • @honeyswann
    @honeyswann 17 днів тому +855

    Saw the words “alpha” and female” and that’s all I needed know.

    • @milosphotos
      @milosphotos 17 днів тому +4

      69 likes? Lemme fix that

    • @Schinzo__
      @Schinzo__ 17 днів тому +1

      You just not an alpha 😊

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 17 днів тому

      what’s wrong with what he said?

    • @pvt.bushmann5903
      @pvt.bushmann5903 17 днів тому +88

      @@boogers69420 What's wrong is that people, women in particular, find that sort of jargon off-putting, creepy even. It suggests that the person views them as more an object, a possession to be taken even.

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 17 днів тому

      ​@boogers69420 Your bait is weak just like your bloodline.

  • @bannedfromslapbattles2407
    @bannedfromslapbattles2407 17 днів тому +863

    You DO have to accept her rejection, otherwise you'll have to accept the restraining order.

    • @s.n9154
      @s.n9154 17 днів тому +46

      @@jar207I would like to see you try give a few bones to a real wolf and see if they accept. Also, Minecraft wolves are not women, the moment you’ll understand that you’ll take a step into the right direction

    • @sub0rLai
      @sub0rLai 17 днів тому +29

      @@s.n9154 he's actually right though. i was fed real bones by my boyfriend, dog treats even, and i was like, meh. but then, after eating the 4th bone, I was truly in love.

    • @user-gz7zr1zj3n
      @user-gz7zr1zj3n 17 днів тому +5

      @@jar207 true spoken like a real steve

    • @kyekruchoski1457
      @kyekruchoski1457 17 днів тому +4

      @@s.n9154 i think dude is being satire. I hope

    • @rcktbnnuy
      @rcktbnnuy 16 днів тому

      @@user-gz7zr1zj3n he is a miner at work

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg 3 дні тому +1

    I totally expected this guy to say “and then everyone clapped” at the end of his little fairytale.

  • @Alicia-fy3je
    @Alicia-fy3je 8 днів тому +1

    The longer I look at him...the harder it is for me to believe that he didn't have to barter his way onto this planet.

  • @IzznyxtheWitch
    @IzznyxtheWitch 17 днів тому +658

    I feel like these pickup artists/dating coaches are one step removed from just telling you to slip something into her drink.

    • @trance7443
      @trance7443 17 днів тому +70

      @@jar207 since when the fuck was Alpha a legitimate scientific category?

    • @Moo77717
      @Moo77717 17 днів тому +86

      ​@jar207 because being an "alpha" has been proven to not be a thing. The study that was first preformed was
      1) preformed on wolves, NOT HUMANS.
      2) heavily flawed. The person who published it has been very public about how much he hates the way people have taken it, because it was very, very incorrect.
      Just respect women. Very simple. No alphas, betas, none of it. Just listen to someone and respect what they say.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 17 днів тому +29

      @@jar207 the science guy that made the concept of alpha males mainstream has long disavowed it so I'm not sure what science you're talking about.

    • @junhui1stan552
      @junhui1stan552 17 днів тому +8

      @@jar207 we know this is u alpha dom

    • @theemaster1018
      @theemaster1018 17 днів тому

      😭

  • @ryleighs9575
    @ryleighs9575 16 днів тому +439

    "The female mind" is already a red flag phrase without hearing anything else lol

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony 16 днів тому

      I'd love to see a convincing trans woman mess him up.

    • @ClemDiamond
      @ClemDiamond 16 днів тому

      Don't you know that women are all part of a hive mind ? There's only one female mind, that's been well documented !

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 16 днів тому +1

      Exactly because its as if females are some "foreign creature", not like us men. Why do these types of men see women as something other than human? Like jesus.

    • @G2rtTr
      @G2rtTr 16 днів тому +5

      Yeah never really understood that.
      I dont use male/female in any other context that biology/scientific.
      On top of that "female mind" like its some sort of different creature we'r talking about 😂
      Like the term is right but it just feels weird.
      Like why you dont use man or woman,seems more casual and fits better

    • @RandomPerson-nd2ey
      @RandomPerson-nd2ey 16 днів тому +2

      On the one hand, I agree because there's so many obnoxious loud mouths who use that phrase despite not having a clue. They also use scientific ones like "study" despite not actually having any real study to point to.
      With that said, there actually studies which show differences in the ways that men and women think, view the world, etc. No, I'm not defending the "studies" he's talking about. I'm talking about actual research done by real accredited experts. I'm glad the creeps don't actually look them up because they would use the info to manipulate and destroy but think more decent people should look them up.
      For example, let's say a study says leadership is attractive. That makes sense as the follower trusts the leader to look out for their best interests. "Guide me to lay down in green pastures" type of stuff, yeah? A good person would realize that would require one to build that trust and not break it for their own gain. Creeps? They jump to thinking that they must get full and total control without question despite having done anything to earn it and how they can use that for their benefit without caring about the other's wellbeing at all.
      Like, yeah... there's reasons having resources that you can provide with the other to care for them (and kids if they have them) is attractive. That's not just being rich and selfish. Again, they actually have to care about the other person.

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 10 днів тому +1

    I love how he's Alpha facade faded as soon as he got hate, and started crying😂

  • @LMC_Jarred
    @LMC_Jarred 12 днів тому +2

    12:32 I like that Charlie felt the need to clarify that Cheerio is a breakfast cereal.

  • @Not0bito
    @Not0bito 16 днів тому +413

    Also, his lisp makes ALL of this dramatically better.

    • @Bluewaterbottle
      @Bluewaterbottle 16 днів тому +25

      Honestly it’s prob his villain origin story

    • @smidgen
      @smidgen 16 днів тому +20

      yeees the lisp and his teeth make this entire video lmao

    • @Ralph-Rainier
      @Ralph-Rainier 16 днів тому

      ​@@smidgenI just noticed 💀his teeth is RANCID. He must've had the power of corrosive breath to pull girls in.

  • @sourceeee
    @sourceeee 16 днів тому +688

    100k matches in 2 yrs… 100,000 matches/730 days = roughly 137 matches per day, ain’t no one got that much time to be on tinder dawg 😭

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 16 днів тому +109

      He's definitely got that much time to spend on tinder. After all he clearly doesn't spend any time fuckin. Here's the thing though, those 137 matches weren't matches, but he just refused the rejection, so they are all matches now!

    • @maurits4845
      @maurits4845 16 днів тому +10

      ​@@Dice-Zyou almost forgot that he is "the best". Of course he gets those matches

    • @HarryDirtay
      @HarryDirtay 16 днів тому +3

      I got a million matches in 37 hours! Speedrunning the memory game😂

    • @jaliun
      @jaliun 16 днів тому +1

      Dont forget alll the likes he got that he didnt accept

    • @wayneerichsen
      @wayneerichsen 16 днів тому

      ​@Dice-Z 😂that's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh mate.