Creepiest Dating Coach Ever

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  • @viralshark
    @viralshark 7 місяців тому +26891

    The creepy smile when he says "wanna know what I did with her later?" made me think he buried the body.

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 7 місяців тому +9

      I was thinking necrophilia

    • @henryhoofenburg
      @henryhoofenburg 7 місяців тому

      @@jar207 on blud

    • @LangwidereLMFT
      @LangwidereLMFT 7 місяців тому +1000

      Why do I get the feeling there may be more than one body?

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill 7 місяців тому +286

      @@jar207 that's true honestly, it makes sen- *The water ripples in front of me, revealing the outline of a horse * Oh my word!! What is that? Are we recording??

    • @natalie-lb2zt
      @natalie-lb2zt 7 місяців тому +1

      @@jar207 Anyone who uses the terms "alpha", "sigma", and "beta" unironically when referring to themselves and others are losers. Nobody actually says that shit unless we're making fun of people like you LOL. Bro is not pulling any girls and he's not fooling anyone either. The sight of his teeth is enough for me to be repulsed by him

  • @Cryptic7274
    @Cryptic7274 7 місяців тому +16948

    actually tried the advanced technique he shared and it worked now got a gf she even jokingly says "we arent dating" and "go away creep" shes such a joker

    • @evilcow2114
      @evilcow2114 7 місяців тому +1900

      Yeah, same here man. Only problem, she keeps trying to get out of the basement, any tips?

    • @MerchGrows
      @MerchGrows 7 місяців тому +1542

      @@evilcow2114you clearly haven’t mastered his class on knots, duh

    • @Epic-so3ek
      @Epic-so3ek 7 місяців тому +93

      Top G 👍

    • @trinodot8112
      @trinodot8112 7 місяців тому

      I didnt accept rejection and bedded a girl so hard that I'm facing 20 years in prison because it was so good.

    • @tiposauce6417
      @tiposauce6417 7 місяців тому +2

      Such a silly goose should remembered to give her the chloroform, women love to snort that stuff

  • @gullarific123
    @gullarific123 7 місяців тому +40252

    dating is not actually that hard. Just ask her out. Take her bowling, destroy any chance she has of winning, rediscover your love for bowling, forget about her and focus on bowling

    • @bossmandude8564
      @bossmandude8564 7 місяців тому +1293

      Strats

    • @OzymandiasWasRight
      @OzymandiasWasRight 7 місяців тому +755

      Thank you for this comment.

    • @steezy064
      @steezy064 7 місяців тому +1075

      Extra points if its Wii Sports

    • @PokeyFN
      @PokeyFN 7 місяців тому +366

      Roman Bellic ahh sentence

    • @TofusHappyPlace
      @TofusHappyPlace 7 місяців тому +297

      I watched this happen in real time once the dude asked his coworker out on a date and got super competitive and this complete stranger asked me if she should consider this a red flag 😭

  • @thepaintpad9817
    @thepaintpad9817 3 місяці тому +1540

    5:00 "Of all the things that have never happened, that has never happened *the most.*" Critikal is one hell of a wordsmith.

    • @rubensf7780
      @rubensf7780 2 місяці тому +72

      “That is *the* most didn’t happen shit of all time”
      Truly a master of language

    • @eerup
      @eerup 2 місяці тому +31

      "what a bunch of bologna. erphhheuuueueuauauuaaaaaaACTUAL horseradish on this story."
      hes got such a way with words

    • @hetzymusic
      @hetzymusic 2 місяці тому +7

      absolute cinema

    • @MrRedrick94
      @MrRedrick94 Місяць тому +6

      It’s a meme…………….. he did not make that up himself.
      Edit: your quote is not even correct.

    • @eerup
      @eerup Місяць тому

      @@MrRedrick94 c c c cry about it!!!!

  • @lazerduckzilla
    @lazerduckzilla 7 місяців тому +19386

    his 6’4” future cell mate: “i don’t always have to accept your rejection” 💀

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 місяців тому +63

      you’re obsessed with him

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@boogers69420cope

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 місяців тому +362

      @@jigen8336you’re obsessed with me

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 місяців тому

      @@jigen8336u never got laid

    • @KindaKin7
      @KindaKin7 7 місяців тому +246

      This is the best comment 😂

  • @Justacatlmao
    @Justacatlmao 7 місяців тому +7017

    As my dad taught me, ‘No is a complete sentence. Also, you are not required to give a reason.’

    • @Jacson_23
      @Jacson_23 7 місяців тому +533

      Your dad is a real man. 👏

    • @therealsteel1634
      @therealsteel1634 7 місяців тому +67

      ​@@jar207so real bro these betas are still stuck in the matrix this guy preaches the real way

    • @winterphuntasm
      @winterphuntasm 7 місяців тому +190

      Chad dad

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 7 місяців тому +55

      @@jar207 hres the alt

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 7 місяців тому +53

      @@therealsteel1634 heres the main

  • @nightblade628
    @nightblade628 7 місяців тому +5922

    “They’re approached around 45 times per day”
    What he doesn’t add is that 44 of those times are by him, the remaining 1 time is by the Police following up on a report.

    • @w1lliams
      @w1lliams 7 місяців тому +49

      That’s insane

    • @Dragovich97
      @Dragovich97 7 місяців тому +61

      Rejecting her rejection because she rejected him

    • @zoso1up
      @zoso1up 7 місяців тому +9

      Lmao

    • @davidm.2141
      @davidm.2141 7 місяців тому +3

      @@zoso1up me too! 😂

    • @BeautyMarkRush
      @BeautyMarkRush 7 місяців тому +30

      That's why he knows exactly the amount of times they've been approached

  • @fidelcastro6239
    @fidelcastro6239 Місяць тому +235

    TO: tactical organization
    AO: area of operation
    MO: medical officer
    SO: sex offender (that guy)

    • @Oh-fr2nv
      @Oh-fr2nv 10 днів тому +5

      ahhh thank you I was wondering what he meant. godspeed

    • @trevormein4026
      @trevormein4026 9 днів тому +2

      Now I understand what he meant.

    • @ThatGuy-m3i
      @ThatGuy-m3i 6 днів тому +1

      wtf bro thats not me
      im a sex defender

    • @vietnam_so_good
      @vietnam_so_good 6 днів тому

      i thought offender said officer for a second. so naturally i was confused.

    • @TheMikeFlood
      @TheMikeFlood 2 дні тому

      MO could also mean Modus Operandi, as in this guy’s MO is to be a lying, creepy, delusional retard to get women

  • @_averagedude_1545
    @_averagedude_1545 7 місяців тому +32301

    Rejecting a rejection is crazy

    • @shinraix5041
      @shinraix5041 7 місяців тому +607

      What’s even crazier is that some females actually want someone to continue chasing even after a rejection. Some play too many games. I would just move along

    • @CarpeNutella
      @CarpeNutella 7 місяців тому +174

      My Dude carries around an Uno Reverse card

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 7 місяців тому +312

      There's occasionally reasons to reject a rejection... Like if you paid for a product and they don't deliver it and they reject you issuing a refund.
      But in the sense of dating, rejecting someone not wanting to date you is scooting towards sexual harassment.

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 7 місяців тому +66

      ​@@shinraix5041 that's the best thing to do with these types of women

    • @FercPolo
      @FercPolo 7 місяців тому +17

      Personally, sure. But if you're talking sales it's literally the whole game. Why do you think salesmen are the way they are?

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot 7 місяців тому +23754

    “You don’t always have to accept her rejection.”
    You do if you don’t want to end up in prison my guy.

    • @BlueFlames094
      @BlueFlames094 7 місяців тому +141

      Exactly.

    • @brockfuller2074
      @brockfuller2074 7 місяців тому +361

      Fr, the only thing you’re picking up is a harassment charge

    • @Tocinos
      @Tocinos 7 місяців тому +64

      Lovely day for UA-cam replies

    • @rah.248
      @rah.248 7 місяців тому +2

      here before 1k likes

    • @johnnybaxter1953
      @johnnybaxter1953 7 місяців тому +1

      You didn't watch the full video did you

  • @BennyVibes
    @BennyVibes 7 місяців тому +3002

    Guy had one argument with his mother and never recovered

    • @wlow_music
      @wlow_music 7 місяців тому +23

      😂😂😂

    • @mariac4127
      @mariac4127 7 місяців тому +31

      Lost one argument**** 😂

    • @LG-lp7cl
      @LG-lp7cl 3 місяці тому +1

      Good lord this is perfect!

    • @UlquiorraMAL
      @UlquiorraMAL 2 місяці тому +1

      But people actually gave him money, they are worst than him.

    • @thegamingshiba
      @thegamingshiba Місяць тому

      I’d be joking too but I really cannot make fun of anyone’s parental relationship, especially compared to mine lol

  • @floorlego
    @floorlego 4 місяці тому +80

    this man is honestly selling a course on the fastest ways to get harassment charges and restraining orders

  • @B0wtieguy
    @B0wtieguy 7 місяців тому +2491

    This guy definitely invites himself to parties, talks about how he’s gonna get all the girls there, and then stays on his phone in the corner the whole time.

    • @nicholaswroblewski3069
      @nicholaswroblewski3069 7 місяців тому +114

      definitely checking the weather app

    • @Levonaire
      @Levonaire 7 місяців тому +90

      You don't understand the alpha males gotta save their energy until an alpha female comes around 😤😤😤

    • @venndogsun
      @venndogsun 7 місяців тому +27

      in the corner making sure his bank account is pulled up in the hopes that a woman will see lmao

    • @matthewmccurry1
      @matthewmccurry1 7 місяців тому +6

      You really think he even shows up to them?

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 7 місяців тому +2

      Yep

  • @ShellyBean3
    @ShellyBean3 7 місяців тому +5642

    It's wild he thinks a girl would even acknowledge his "But I'm the best" response. 100% they're ignoring you after that bud.

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 місяців тому +64

      they’re definitely ignoring you…

    • @Kiseki_mangos
      @Kiseki_mangos 7 місяців тому +340

      If I wasn’t running I’d be laughing.

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein 7 місяців тому +97

      Yeah. If have to someone that you're the best, you're almost definitely not.

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 7 місяців тому

      It didn't help that he was weird looking to begin with, now he looks even more gross

    • @ShellyBean3
      @ShellyBean3 7 місяців тому +154

      @@Kiseki_mangos I'd be looking for the nearest exit while cringing out of my skin tbh

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat 7 місяців тому +2647

    "You do not have to accept her rejection"
    Jail speedrun, any %.

    • @brownie5458
      @brownie5458 7 місяців тому +55

      Well he’s not technically wrong, you don’t *have* to accept the rejection, just depends on whether you want to spend a few years in a concrete house

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat 7 місяців тому +36

      @@brownie5458 rent is hard to pay, so you'd be getting free housing, food and daily excercise

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt 7 місяців тому +4

      another reason why we get grapists

    • @Clooger-
      @Clooger- 7 місяців тому

      ​@Tkokat You'd also get laid for free, it just won't be willingly

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 7 місяців тому +7

      I’m thinking pepper spray, but yeah.

  • @spiderdued0423
    @spiderdued0423 4 місяці тому +79

    Bro is like if a band kid thought he was Andrew Tate

    • @dawgstudioswoohoo
      @dawgstudioswoohoo 23 дні тому +3

      fr bro he seems like the same person that was arguing about hot wheels and opinions and going through people's post histories to try and make fun of them on reddit in one of Cr1tikal's other vids

    • @tannerrobeson188
      @tannerrobeson188 15 днів тому

      Spot on

    • @Weeklythrower58
      @Weeklythrower58 День тому

      That’s like 90% of Tate’s fanbase

  • @rndmprsn3970
    @rndmprsn3970 7 місяців тому +27472

    That dude definitely knows all the pepper spray brands by taste

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 7 місяців тому +488

      Looks like he had a few teeth kicked out too.

    • @totally_not_putin
      @totally_not_putin 7 місяців тому +980

      He’s be like quagmire, he developed immunity to pepper spray

    • @bottledstorm7770
      @bottledstorm7770 7 місяців тому +520

      This is a masterful burn. Just like his eyes when he rejects her rejection

    • @sallyskellington3024
      @sallyskellington3024 7 місяців тому +76

      😂, exactly! And his mouth portal is f*cked up!!!

    • @julianvillalba7997
      @julianvillalba7997 7 місяців тому +31

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sidera17
    @Sidera17 7 місяців тому +17634

    "Enter the female mind.".
    This dude hasn't entered the female ANYTHING. 😂

    • @Coockiez-007
      @Coockiez-007 7 місяців тому

      his cellmates gonna be entering them cheeks later

    • @richogarden
      @richogarden 7 місяців тому +160

      Hahahahah😂

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony 7 місяців тому

      He may've entered a female sheep, with all that kink he's into.

    • @kills12kills
      @kills12kills 7 місяців тому

      He's probably has entered some female bathrooms, he's pretty creepy

    • @helixxia9320
      @helixxia9320 7 місяців тому +79

      😂😭

  • @GeekNymph
    @GeekNymph 7 місяців тому +3174

    this guy wrote a whole fanfic in his head and somehow convinced himself that it's real

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 7 місяців тому +69

      He's been acting it out in the mirror for years. Now he's doing it on the phone for the world to see

    • @ALTEMERI
      @ALTEMERI 6 місяців тому +23

      ​@crankfastle8138 that or the mirror left him

    • @razzytack
      @razzytack 6 місяців тому +20

      The goal is to get so good at gaslighting, you gaslight yourself

    • @kingslayersecondchannel7787
      @kingslayersecondchannel7787 6 місяців тому +3

      Idk I kinda believe him

    • @RasheedahNizam
      @RasheedahNizam 6 місяців тому +5

      It's hard to say. If he is selling a course then he doesn't have to believe it himself. He just needs impressionable men to believe it. I notice that he says his course will help men to find the "partners" (plural) that they want and not the partner that they want. It's a new world. Tall rich and arguably conventionally handsome Dan Bilzerian had to pay women to be present for his instagram photos at the height of his popularity. The only men who have a chance at partnership with happiness these days are the ones who legitimately want a monogamous relationship. Any man who has a fantasy about playing the field but begrudgingly accepts monogamy won't even have that "fall back" option.

  • @claudiastan93
    @claudiastan93 8 днів тому +75

    “A Galactus level threat to getting laid” is one of the best sentences ever constructed 😂😂 demolished him in one go

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 7 місяців тому +4002

    I’ve experienced a “No. It’s fine. Just put your number in here.” moment with a guy and it honestly, truly, sincerely feels like you’re about to be stabbed. It’s terrifying.

    • @PrettyVulgar92
      @PrettyVulgar92 7 місяців тому +194

      When I heard that my first thought was I'm going to take the phone and smash it

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 7 місяців тому +159

      Helping women secure their phones so it doesn’t automatically share information seems like a lucrative business idea.

    • @Sparks2490
      @Sparks2490 7 місяців тому +73

      I would've replied with "what the fuck did you mean by that?"

    • @nbassasin8092
      @nbassasin8092 7 місяців тому

      since women already live with ingrained fear from getting assaulted by physically stronger gender, this guys brilliant idea was... to justify that fear?
      we need natural selection to start kicking in again

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 7 місяців тому +57

      Time to learn the police nonemergency phone #.

  • @guudbyenme3399
    @guudbyenme3399 7 місяців тому +2020

    "Lisping Reddit Mod Spews Delusions at You From the Car He Sleeps In."

  • @Bextie
    @Bextie 7 місяців тому +9387

    'you don't always have to accept her rejection' is one hell of a way to open oh my fucking god

    • @oneofthekindscarf8612
      @oneofthekindscarf8612 7 місяців тому +96

      Wow, look at em bots

    • @Indybone
      @Indybone 7 місяців тому +10

      No means yes 😂

    • @clkgtr12
      @clkgtr12 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Indybonereminds me of the bill burr bit

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb 7 місяців тому +120

      Well of course it sounds bad when you take it out of context. You don't do this straight away. It's an advanced technique, you only do this after you've broken her down emotionally and psychologically, perhaps are blackmailing her with revenge porn or at least threatening to kill her dog. You got to establish yourself as the type of guy she respects first.

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 місяців тому

      what’s wrong with that?

  • @Noobster15
    @Noobster15 Місяць тому +30

    7:32 the tooth fairy is fake? 😢😢😭😭noooo my life is ruined

    • @bigraho1741
      @bigraho1741 9 днів тому +1

      ur kidding.. 😨

    • @someartist8387
      @someartist8387 7 днів тому

      Oh man wait till you hear about santa

    • @Noobster15
      @Noobster15 7 днів тому +1

      @ what about him? I know he slapped a guy at the council of Nicaea

    • @nandcproductions6810
      @nandcproductions6810 2 дні тому

      @@someartist8387and don’t forget about the Easter bunny

  • @grazielalarroca1049
    @grazielalarroca1049 7 місяців тому +2610

    If I was approached 45 times a day I would simply never go outside

    • @Aethemix
      @Aethemix 7 місяців тому +332

      I think he's just counting the average number of times he approaches women and assumes it's the same for everyone

    • @MrMr-ws3tv
      @MrMr-ws3tv 7 місяців тому +41

      Don't worry we'll find a way inside......

    • @paintedfingernail2308
      @paintedfingernail2308 7 місяців тому +129

      ​@@MrMr-ws3tv ew.

    • @jeremywinston1
      @jeremywinston1 7 місяців тому +12

      @@paintedfingernail2308it’s a joke

    • @babynyxe4784
      @babynyxe4784 7 місяців тому

      ​@@jeremywinston1its shitty

  • @letsgosleep
    @letsgosleep 7 місяців тому +7878

    “You’re a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck” was amazing lmao

    • @Metrocity616
      @Metrocity616 7 місяців тому +129

      Love the Kaiba reference

    • @SSName
      @SSName 7 місяців тому +69

      @@Metrocity616moist lore: charlie played Duel Links

    • @torybeaudet3820
      @torybeaudet3820 7 місяців тому +6

      @@SSNamedid he rly?

    • @SSName
      @SSName 7 місяців тому +44

      @@torybeaudet3820 prolly, the quote is from Duel Links, we’ve seen him play Master Duel, so it’s highly probable

    • @Chronotide
      @Chronotide 7 місяців тому +1

      Is Charlie really going to try to say he’s never given a woman a quantum o? It’s so easy, I thought everyone has

  • @Ataraxia95
    @Ataraxia95 7 місяців тому +3156

    When women say they like confidence, this is not the confidence they talk about.

    • @domainmojo2162
      @domainmojo2162 7 місяців тому +36

      Yeah, they usually mean confidence IN COMPETITION with other men- in various things. They want to find someone who they know will be able to look after them if need be.

    • @MoAdan28
      @MoAdan28 7 місяців тому +247

      @@domainmojo2162 They meant going in person and being brave and actually say something interesting to them and not being scared or timid but actually face and eye contact. Harsh truth and simple as that like old school instead of going loop and loop about alpha man and a chad LOL I hate internet sometimes.

    • @fatliward9815
      @fatliward9815 7 місяців тому +33

      ​@@domainmojo2162As a woman this is so TRUE women want a leader and a protector that's what we meant.

    • @thatdude3977
      @thatdude3977 7 місяців тому +4

      Idk woman usually end up with weirdos like this anyways 😂

    • @justaguyontheinternet7104
      @justaguyontheinternet7104 7 місяців тому +50

      Big difference between confidence and arrogance.

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 День тому +4

    "You wanna know what I did with her later?"
    "And be an accessory after the fact? Hell no"

  • @JensSkalbeck
    @JensSkalbeck 7 місяців тому +1992

    "Women are approached about 45 times a day." That line reminded me I hadn't met my quota of approaching 45 women today, great advice!

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 7 місяців тому +231

      make sure you run at them at night, thats how they know youre super dedicated!

    • @chemistry-ij9pb
      @chemistry-ij9pb 7 місяців тому +1

      dude it’s a woman, not a dude

    • @maskedrebel9670
      @maskedrebel9670 7 місяців тому +59

      @@scarlett6143 only alphas know this secret

    • @sleepycowboy18
      @sleepycowboy18 7 місяців тому +19

      Damn just found out that I spend all my day just meeting more or less two guys an hour. I'm mindblown 🤯 dont need sleep if 45 guys approach me around the clock mmhmm

    • @ZalemMoon
      @ZalemMoon 7 місяців тому +89

      As a woman, I don't even remember the last time I was approached, I must be womaning wrong lol...

  • @crystalcove99
    @crystalcove99 7 місяців тому +923

    Her: "I reject your rejection of my rejection."
    Him: "oh shit now what"

    • @strangelf
      @strangelf 7 місяців тому

      “My kink IS to kinkshame!”

    • @Tabth3778
      @Tabth3778 7 місяців тому +57

      he will reject her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

    • @DokkanTrooper
      @DokkanTrooper 7 місяців тому +6

      lmfaooo

    • @redcobra1246
      @redcobra1246 7 місяців тому +38

      Gotta consult the advanced technique manual after that one

    • @rayenswift8843
      @rayenswift8843 7 місяців тому +28

      ​​@@Tabth3778 she'll reject his rejection of her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

  • @Razzlion
    @Razzlion 7 місяців тому +2158

    This guy and the girls who go "i said no and he didn't even TRY to persuade me!" deserve each other.

    • @gwendyylion4874
      @gwendyylion4874 7 місяців тому +385

      Match made in hell 🫶

    • @sporkybutterz
      @sporkybutterz 7 місяців тому +188

      Those are the toxic car crash couples that make you get some popcorn to watch the fireworks

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 7 місяців тому +117

      What's funnier is he'd likely hate those kind of girls 😂

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 7 місяців тому +3

      Yep

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 7 місяців тому +51

      @@Sly-Moose Absolutely. You know he's the kinda guy to wonder why no one is dating him, yet if he was a woman he would rather die than date him. 😂

  • @HardlyI
    @HardlyI 3 місяці тому +28

    8:51 As a woman, I HAVE NEVER BEEN APPROACHED ON IN PUBLIC AND HIT ON.

    • @Creative_mr_gold
      @Creative_mr_gold 3 місяці тому +5

      Can i change that 😉

    • @HardlyI
      @HardlyI 3 місяці тому +13

      @@Creative_mr_goldthat’s crazy

    • @elmermanuel4828
      @elmermanuel4828 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Creative_mr_gold bro saw an opportunity and took it 😂

    • @elmermanuel4828
      @elmermanuel4828 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@HardlyI you gotta respect the attempt tho

    • @what_4836s
      @what_4836s 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Creative_mr_goldain't no way bro 💀

  • @Adventurerer
    @Adventurerer 7 місяців тому +1482

    when he says multiple women, he means multiple anime body pillows

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 7 місяців тому +62

      I think he confused tinder for pornhub

    • @CorvineCadaver
      @CorvineCadaver 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@crankfastle8138 FRR 😭

    • @Orion_Otaku
      @Orion_Otaku 6 місяців тому +32

      Now I feel bad for his anime pillows. 🥺
      They probably don't even want him either.

    • @Delt4_Cr4wfish
      @Delt4_Cr4wfish 6 місяців тому +7

      More like victims.

    • @dmachine6140
      @dmachine6140 6 місяців тому +3

      All these devious ahh comments that have all got to be true

  • @drakebrasche092
    @drakebrasche092 7 місяців тому +2076

    This guy is as smooth as a speed bump at 90 mph

    • @ki.44524
      @ki.44524 7 місяців тому +10

      LOL

    • @TheImperialSoviet
      @TheImperialSoviet 6 місяців тому +32

      Brother's as smooth as a crash landing.

    • @Finn_the_stoned
      @Finn_the_stoned 6 місяців тому +39

      only thing smooth about him is his brain

    • @raddog6894
      @raddog6894 6 місяців тому +8

      I've seen smoother mountain ranges

    • @yungtux8770
      @yungtux8770 6 місяців тому +1

      That’s not smooth at all.

  • @josebatxu32
    @josebatxu32 7 місяців тому +956

    Bro just called being a creep an advanced dating technique

    • @nerooyeye2196
      @nerooyeye2196 7 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @eupo5936
      @eupo5936 7 місяців тому

      it's not only okay, but it's good to be persistent.
      the thing i find disgusting about him is asking girls to go to his place.
      he is a degenerate with no class.
      you can be persistent by saying things like "are you sure? i think you're beautiful and i'd like to take you to get some food with me." or the park, or something romantic.
      i'm very traditional. I date to marry, and I think the thing people should be focusing on is how, as charlie said, "porn brained" this guy is. it's gross.
      but, point is, persistency is good. of course, there's a line between trying to convince a girl who might be a little shy to go out with you on a nice date, and following the girl home.
      the reality is, if men couldn't be persistent, 99% of men would never have a girlfriend, ever.
      this idea that any level of persistency after the first "no" is wrong is part of the reason that the dating world has died the way that it has. that, and of course, the rise of sexual degeneracy and hook up culture and porn.

    • @harryandthedickersons
      @harryandthedickersons 7 місяців тому

      Dude looks like he hits on underage girls and then blogs about "women" he gamed.

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 7 місяців тому +16

      Just like how in the Bush administration torture was called an "advanced interrogation technique" 😂

    • @natashahickey5758
      @natashahickey5758 7 місяців тому +1

      🛌 goodnight 😂😂

  • @xaikochan90x
    @xaikochan90x 4 дні тому +4

    How to get introduced to my pepper spray in 10 seconds or less: everything this dude said

  • @Gabe_Cross
    @Gabe_Cross 7 місяців тому +984

    "You don't have to accept her rejection" is one of the most grapy things I have ever heard.
    Edit: Due to UA-cam's censoring and removal of comments, I decided to censor the word just in case.

    • @orangeTadpole
      @orangeTadpole 7 місяців тому +70

      So grapy you could open a vineyard

    • @Prestize
      @Prestize 7 місяців тому +24

      yeah he wanted to make it sound like a life hack n it was to go straight to prison😂

    • @kingorion88
      @kingorion88 7 місяців тому

      you can say rape on youtube bro,. Tik Tok brained.

    • @donofdeaths
      @donofdeaths 7 місяців тому +21

      This is the internet, we're adult, you can say rape. In fact I think saying it like grape diminishes the cause of assault awareness and the severity of the term rape. Grow up and use the words you mean

    • @kingorion88
      @kingorion88 7 місяців тому +4

      @@donofdeaths This. 100 percent. Its worse than when people call porn "corn".

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 7 місяців тому +5341

    “Will you date me”
    “No. Leave me alone.”
    “I do not accept your rejection. Get in the fucking van.”

    • @kristofnagy7813
      @kristofnagy7813 7 місяців тому +155

      Chad mindset 💀

    • @TLAMB2008
      @TLAMB2008 7 місяців тому +85

      If you get in the van I'll give you candy!

    • @ozramblue117
      @ozramblue117 7 місяців тому +8

      Lol!

    • @sixfootundertheseafloor
      @sixfootundertheseafloor 7 місяців тому +50

      @@TLAMB2008 and then he does a creepy wink after saying that and then i run away and hopefully not die

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 7 місяців тому +12

      It works 100% of the times it doesn't fail

  • @kassandrad6540
    @kassandrad6540 7 місяців тому +6802

    “I just.. played into her little f*cking game”
    My dude, she’s not playing a game she’s trying the best method to reject you without getting murdered

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v 7 місяців тому +23

      😹😹😹😹

    • @ricoambro
      @ricoambro 7 місяців тому

      That probably registers as foreplay for this guy

    • @cathytice6370
      @cathytice6370 7 місяців тому +310

      See, you get it. I'm not cute but it even happens to me. What guys don't care to get is that they are out to get laid. We are out to stay alive and survive. I don't remember who said, ' Men are afraid you you will laugh at them. Women are afraid you will kill them,'

    • @Verårtu
      @Verårtu 7 місяців тому +40

      Honestly, this what keeps me sane. I realise that even if I'm small and skinny... I'm still a male.

    • @muro2904
      @muro2904 7 місяців тому

      @@cathytice6370Not defending this dude but statistically speaking 77 percent of homicide victims are males above 15 years old while the remaining 23 percent are females over 15. This means that the “danger” you face everyday is not as high as what an average man goes through.

  • @GrimeB
    @GrimeB 25 днів тому +17

    1:24 hes a fressional dating coach though

    • @HATER47
      @HATER47 4 дні тому

      I like that he doesn't know how to say "professional"

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 7 місяців тому +5840

    That is not a dating coach, that is a predator trainer.

    • @kl41256-p
      @kl41256-p 7 місяців тому +111

      Guarantee to end up in a cell with a relentless cell mate.

    • @alphabetsoup6837
      @alphabetsoup6837 7 місяців тому +30

      Same thing

    • @woodpecker8116
      @woodpecker8116 7 місяців тому +30

      I dont know, even a predator would probably leave this Guy.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 7 місяців тому +63

      All of these "alpha trainers" are.

    • @s.h.a5921
      @s.h.a5921 7 місяців тому

      ⁠@@woodpecker8116 even his hairline is running from him

  • @RealZefrety67
    @RealZefrety67 7 місяців тому +568

    “You didn’t get the job”
    *Shows Up In Uniform The Next Day*

    • @princesssheogorath1979
      @princesssheogorath1979 7 місяців тому +38

      Ngl this is a non-sinister and hilarious way to try and score a job.

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@princesssheogorath1979Ehhhh idk about that one

    • @casualcookin3893
      @casualcookin3893 7 місяців тому +4

      @@princesssheogorath1979 Its highly idiotic

    • @DetectivePlays0
      @DetectivePlays0 7 місяців тому

      ​@@casualcookin3893it has worked before

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 7 місяців тому +1

      It has worked. Corporate America is that screwed up.

  • @PurveyorOfTrash
    @PurveyorOfTrash 7 місяців тому +1664

    Only reason a girl would say yes after saying no when a man pushes them like this, is because you're scaring them so bad they feel like you're going to hurt them if they say no again because clearly you CAN'T take "no" for an answer

    • @Hairy-eyes
      @Hairy-eyes 7 місяців тому +42

      So your saying...it WOULD work? 😉

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 7 місяців тому +231

      @@Hairy-eyes Until you get ghosted, or end up in court for sexual assault.

    • @Hairy-eyes
      @Hairy-eyes 7 місяців тому +23

      @@Dice-Z life without risks isn't living! I'm rolling those dice! 🤩🤩

    • @OldDannyDevito
      @OldDannyDevito 7 місяців тому +142

      ​@@Hairy-eyes good luck when dropping the soap on jail man

    • @Hairy-eyes
      @Hairy-eyes 7 місяців тому +25

      @@OldDannyDevito "in the middle of chaos, there is also opportunity"
      IT DEPENDS ON YOU! IF YOU WANNA DROP THE SOAP, OR LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY DROPPED THE SOAP! 💪💪

  • @bertlestien2314
    @bertlestien2314 Місяць тому +12

    5:00 sums it up perfectly. 100k tinder matches in 2 years? this man's conversion rate is insane. People should be studying this guy for real.

  • @PepperOnPatty
    @PepperOnPatty 7 місяців тому +1648

    "Not forceful"
    *Forces his own fetishes onto her, insists she talks about her past relationship, and commands she puts her number into his phone*

    • @TheFuriousNightFury
      @TheFuriousNightFury 7 місяців тому +185

      ​​@@jar207 L take. If she says no back off.
      You need to touch grass, since you're either a troll or your brain is shriveled

    • @MedicoreMacaroni
      @MedicoreMacaroni 7 місяців тому +117

      ​@@jar207Why do you want a chase and not a mutual agreement? You're a person, not a predator lol

    • @kubadzejkob332
      @kubadzejkob332 7 місяців тому +43

      ​@@TheFuriousNightFury The bots and cel-ins really do be raging tonight.

    • @sporeham1674
      @sporeham1674 7 місяців тому

      ​@@jar207"Prize" lmao, loser speak calling another person a prize

    • @frankie11998
      @frankie11998 7 місяців тому +53

      "im not forcing, she could have said no and i wouldve disengaged"
      i doubt that 💀💀

  • @achilleankyber7703
    @achilleankyber7703 7 місяців тому +689

    The fact that the guy looked like he was actually trying not to cry his eyes out because somebody called him out for being a loser

    • @fringe394
      @fringe394 7 місяців тому +46

      Also in that clip you could see the disaster that is his teeth. Can someone recommend a dentist for this Alpha you could smell the halitosis through the screen

    • @Lilithnunacarrot
      @Lilithnunacarrot 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂​@@fringe394

    • @Videeooo
      @Videeooo 6 місяців тому

      @@fringe394 I would recommend a comma after "Alpha" in your second sentence, also a period after the second sentence, also a capitalization of Halitosis, thank you.

  • @yourballsdeep8107
    @yourballsdeep8107 7 місяців тому +1623

    Not taking no for an answer won't convince them to date you: It will convince them to block you and tell everyone that you're a creep.

    • @Fantasyze
      @Fantasyze 7 місяців тому +63

      They play a numbers game. They shoot 1000 shots and if one connects, it proves them right. It's a self fulfilling prophecy of desperation.

    • @Ga_mma1
      @Ga_mma1 7 місяців тому +3

      Yeah but taking no for an answer will also not convine them to date you. When a girl rejects you sometimes you just gotta go full super senior mode. Whip it out and do the grip check off rip and hope it doesn’t rip

    • @Big_Ballz11111
      @Big_Ballz11111 7 місяців тому +3

      Nice profile😩

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 місяців тому

      how would you be a creep, it’s called being a man

    • @javacrow_
      @javacrow_ 7 місяців тому +27

      ​@TheSuper-senior I really hope you're trolling, dude, please do not listen to the incel beliefs

  • @karanaki_3256
    @karanaki_3256 4 дні тому +3

    As someone in the kink community… it’s so clear he’s never done shit. Kink is SO DISCUSSED, and you meet usually in kinky places/on online kink platforms. You don’t just convince anyone to do it, the people who wanna do kink will be in those spaces. Calling yourself “the master of ropes” might be the biggest red flag 😭
    The most important thing with kink is safe,sane, and CONSENSUAL!!!!! If anyone is forcing you to do anything you don’t want that is a horrrriblleeee dom and you should stay so far away. I’ve had hour long discussions about boundaries before play, the fact the word boundary doesn’t come up once is 💀

  • @Imjustkendall
    @Imjustkendall 7 місяців тому +716

    “You don’t have to accept her rejection”
    OFFICER THIS ONE. THIS ONE RIGHT THERE.

    • @ryangreen2460
      @ryangreen2460 7 місяців тому +10

      POLICE!!! HELP!!!!

    • @RUNKKULIIKEMIES
      @RUNKKULIIKEMIES 7 місяців тому +14

      l reject your arrest

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 7 місяців тому +3

      This is my favourite thread here lol

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 7 місяців тому +1

      Lol yea

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 7 місяців тому +7

      If only cops actually protect and serve instead of being clean up crew after the women get assaulted

  • @havokzthename
    @havokzthename 7 місяців тому +964

    The moment he stuttered to say he "slept with them" you can probably tell hes not used to that scenario

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 7 місяців тому +11

      Brother 😅 🤣🤣🤣!

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 7 місяців тому +6

      You just described Charlie's entire fan base 😂

    • @Tristanlj-555
      @Tristanlj-555 7 місяців тому +5

      @@AngryDad.hmm. Studies show that when people choose new names, they tend to use the same first letters. Angry Dad ~ Alpha Dom. Hello Dom, you’re a funny little guy, huh?

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Tristanlj-555 God everytime I comment on this channel you weirdos never cease to say something nonsensical and weird

    • @Tristanlj-555
      @Tristanlj-555 7 місяців тому

      @@AngryDad. Alpha Dom is the name of the moron in the video.

  • @cassiejohnson9410
    @cassiejohnson9410 6 місяців тому +1276

    him laughing sounds like hes trying not to actually cry.

    • @karuxoe5938
      @karuxoe5938 5 місяців тому +74

      nah cuz im pretty sure he fucking cried and is trying to pretend he's just laughing look at his eyes and hear the way his voice cracks

    • @Mori-gm2mc
      @Mori-gm2mc 4 місяці тому +11

      @@karuxoe5938he 100% cried, no doubt

    • @thiefofa1073
      @thiefofa1073 4 місяці тому

      HIs lisp is also annoying (not annoying because he has a lisp, but annoying cos he's an ass and the lisp adds to that).

    • @artimus4198
      @artimus4198 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Mori-gm2mcthe

  • @jeremyvanbrunt
    @jeremyvanbrunt 4 місяці тому +17

    Unless you're Jason momoa you aren't getting approached 45 times a day😂. This feels like a parody of dating coaches

  • @Joghe5
    @Joghe5 6 місяців тому +1645

    "That never happened. From all of the things that had never happened in the world, that has never happened the most." Is my new favorite quote, I use it all the time.

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 6 місяців тому +17

      Lmao I know I laughed out loud for real when I heard that 😂😂

    • @Sharon56-h4t
      @Sharon56-h4t 4 місяці тому

      Genius 😂

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 4 місяці тому

      RIGHT

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 4 місяці тому +3

      “That is the most didn’t happen shit”

    • @stutterpunk9573
      @stutterpunk9573 3 місяці тому

      LITERALLYYYY SAMEEEE that and "point three, repeating of course," every time anything is 0.333 lol

  • @TheDaftySage
    @TheDaftySage 7 місяців тому +70

    "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own" - Adam Savage

    • @overdrivedrinker8284
      @overdrivedrinker8284 7 місяців тому +1

      “Nice, Dungeon Master!”
      “What? No, Mythbusters. What the hell is Dungeon Master?”

  • @kartoffelhexe
    @kartoffelhexe 7 місяців тому +478

    "You don’t always have to accept her rejection."
    Yes. Yes, you do.

    • @starvader6604
      @starvader6604 7 місяців тому +6

      Thanks captain obvious

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 7 місяців тому +3

      excatly and those that dont end up in prison

    • @Wentr-z
      @Wentr-z 7 місяців тому

      pretty sure its bait dude relax.

    • @GirlWhoDoesStuffxx
      @GirlWhoDoesStuffxx 7 місяців тому +12

      @@Wentr-z Even if it's bait, it's incredibly irresponsible and dangerous to put out into the world

    • @ma13volent
      @ma13volent 7 місяців тому

      @@Wentr-z Just because it's "bait" doesn't mean there aren't some actual fucking douchebag creeps out there who WILL take his "bait" "aDvIcE"

  • @artdonovandesign
    @artdonovandesign 8 днів тому +4

    _"... Imagine if every day you're approached by guys like,...like...ME?"_

  • @jeffery9543
    @jeffery9543 7 місяців тому +457

    I think the moment anyone says "you don't have to accept a rejection", that person should be assigned a parole officer to oversee all of their social interactions for the next few months.

    • @Dani-Claw
      @Dani-Claw 7 місяців тому +19

      For real. There should be a "creep" registry next to the sex offender registry

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt 7 місяців тому

      should go to a psych ward

    • @monkiman1909
      @monkiman1909 7 місяців тому +2

      (years)

    • @csbsip
      @csbsip 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Dani-Claw😭😭 actually such a good idea

    • @cube_2430
      @cube_2430 7 місяців тому

      @@monkiman1909 (decades)

  • @Not0bito
    @Not0bito 7 місяців тому +446

    Also, his lisp makes ALL of this dramatically better.

    • @Bluewaterbottle
      @Bluewaterbottle 7 місяців тому +27

      Honestly it’s prob his villain origin story

    • @smidgen
      @smidgen 7 місяців тому +21

      yeees the lisp and his teeth make this entire video lmao

    • @Ralph-Rainier
      @Ralph-Rainier 7 місяців тому

      ​@@smidgenI just noticed 💀his teeth is RANCID. He must've had the power of corrosive breath to pull girls in.

  • @ranash260
    @ranash260 7 місяців тому +1633

    I've actually had a guy hand me his phone after I rejected him. He tried that "go ahead, just type it in" move. I just walked away with it still in hand. He mistook that as "I'm playing with you." Until I gave his phone to MY HUSBAND.
    Take the rejection. Don't be this loser.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 7 місяців тому +152

      Omg this happened to me once. I literally walked into the supermarket next door to grab dinner after my shift. I had my earbuds in and some random guy literally stands next to me, makes eye contact and gestures for me to take them out and makes this show about handing me his phone. He tells me to hold it. And he's making gestures behind us to someone outside. I thought it was some kind of prank. I'm confused af and he asks for my number. I'm a shy awkward nerd already but wtf. I made some excuse and left.

    • @DnBastard
      @DnBastard 7 місяців тому +192

      "thanks!" *Walks away with free phone*

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot 7 місяців тому +56

      @@Phoebe5448 This is why I have various hotlines memorized

    • @NoName-ct4pm
      @NoName-ct4pm 7 місяців тому +146

      Sucks that the only way they take a rejection is if the woman "belongs to" another man 🙄🙄

    • @kentinson1670
      @kentinson1670 7 місяців тому +17

      Holy shit, that is an actual alpha move

  • @ellioteden5602
    @ellioteden5602 4 місяці тому +5

    If someone says "put your number in here" I'm typing in 911 and telling them to call me.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 7 місяців тому +1306

    Immediate red flags are:
    A. He uses TikTok
    B. Puts Alpha in front of his name
    C. Claims he has 100K Tinder matches
    D. Claims to understand the female mind
    E. Says you don’t have to accept rejection

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 7 місяців тому +52

      E: he claims to understand the female mind

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 7 місяців тому +4

      @@simonsmith1974thank you

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 місяців тому

      wahhh wahhh i can’t get women so i make a list on a midgets youtube channels comments

    • @olandoblen5791
      @olandoblen5791 7 місяців тому +21

      F: Long nails

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 7 місяців тому +44

      F: makes Andrew Tate look extremely tame in comparison.

  • @IzznyxtheWitch
    @IzznyxtheWitch 7 місяців тому +715

    I feel like these pickup artists/dating coaches are one step removed from just telling you to slip something into her drink.

    • @trance7443
      @trance7443 7 місяців тому +73

      @@jar207 since when the fuck was Alpha a legitimate scientific category?

    • @Moo77717
      @Moo77717 7 місяців тому +93

      ​@jar207 because being an "alpha" has been proven to not be a thing. The study that was first preformed was
      1) preformed on wolves, NOT HUMANS.
      2) heavily flawed. The person who published it has been very public about how much he hates the way people have taken it, because it was very, very incorrect.
      Just respect women. Very simple. No alphas, betas, none of it. Just listen to someone and respect what they say.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 7 місяців тому +33

      @@jar207 the science guy that made the concept of alpha males mainstream has long disavowed it so I'm not sure what science you're talking about.

    • @supascoobaslush
      @supascoobaslush 7 місяців тому +8

      @@jar207 we know this is u alpha dom

    • @theemaster1018
      @theemaster1018 7 місяців тому

      😭

  • @cpuman
    @cpuman 7 місяців тому +2242

    Honestly the best way to talk to a woman is to talk to them like a normal person. Don't do some dumbass pickup line, don't act like some horny loser, and stay away from bars and clubs if you are looking for a real relationship and not just a one night stand.

    • @aeong_bread
      @aeong_bread 7 місяців тому

      “as a normal person” yeah, we’re people too!!! some men like this guy don’t even see us as people, simply objects and trophies to be owned.

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 7 місяців тому +341

      unfortunately the guys who seek out this content dont know what being a normal guy means. they wouldn't be falling into this incel content traps if they did, its sad

    • @krazyxki
      @krazyxki 7 місяців тому +319

      @@DoNotFearTheReapa This comment kind of shows why you're single tbh. It's truly always a self fulfilling prophecy.

    • @snowrenbird
      @snowrenbird 7 місяців тому

      @@DoNotFearTheReapa you sound like you're on the path to becoming an incel

    • @DonOfNY15
      @DonOfNY15 7 місяців тому +64

      Literally just approach someone giving you eye contact and comment on something that interested you. Thats it. Ie your in the gym and someone’s on the assisted pull-up bar, ask to jump in and talk to them about pullups and exercise. Gg you made an acquaintance.

  • @Keppijooseppi
    @Keppijooseppi 20 годин тому +1

    He hasn't shown any girls in his videos and still expects people to believe him is crazy

  • @CrazyGrlXP
    @CrazyGrlXP 7 місяців тому +1221

    As a woman.. this is not how you get a woman.. this is how you get the police called on you for harassment.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 7 місяців тому +59

      But cops do nothing and that's how dudes like him keep on truckin.

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam 7 місяців тому

      @@rustyhowe3907yep 🥲

    • @jacobhall2628
      @jacobhall2628 7 місяців тому +26

      thanks for clearing it up. i would've NEVER guessed that this is harrassment if I hadn't read your comment 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam 7 місяців тому

      @@jacobhall2628 ok??

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead 7 місяців тому

      ​@@rustyhowe3907 dude's like him ❌️
      dude's like him that are "immigrants" and black ✅️

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 7 місяців тому +1092

    Just the way he talks, the way he acts, dresses, every little thing about this guy SCREAMS that he doesn't get ANY women at all. He just watches a lot of pron and reads A LOT of reddit lmao

    • @curtisnielsen9540
      @curtisnielsen9540 7 місяців тому +7

      full on lmao

    • @seantv1510
      @seantv1510 7 місяців тому +53

      Or..... and hear me out.... it's all just an act to tap into the ever flourishing "hate watching" market. The "cringe-ier" the content equals more people talking about your "despicable" content. The views practically write themselves.

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris 7 місяців тому

      PORN. SAY IT

    • @FcoEnriquePerez
      @FcoEnriquePerez 7 місяців тому

      You forgot LOOKS* too... Dude clearly can't do 10 fucking pushups or hits the gym at all.
      I don't know how he's not considered a troll by 99% of the population already.

    • @CrayolaCoffeeBean
      @CrayolaCoffeeBean 7 місяців тому +31

      @@seantv1510that’s very easily believable at this point in our society lol

  • @cjevans3640
    @cjevans3640 7 місяців тому +898

    A man not accepting my rejection is my biggest fear

    • @GTA5Guru
      @GTA5Guru 7 місяців тому +103

      Not accepting rejection is like the signature mindset of creeps.

    • @geewizlana
      @geewizlana 7 місяців тому +75

      And this is why we say we'd rather be alone with a bear instead.

    • @mancerayder8010
      @mancerayder8010 7 місяців тому +70

      Not accepting rejection is for rapists.

    • @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331
      @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331 7 місяців тому +5

      Yup. You right.

    • @jaden7858
      @jaden7858 7 місяців тому +20

      persistence OVER TIME I wouldn't mind, like them continuously proving you're the only one they want OVER TIME. But like if im at the grocery store or something and they're not taking no for an answer I'm bringing out the tear gas

  • @happydewd
    @happydewd 14 днів тому +3

    2:59 "you would have to look past this red flag, and this red flag, oh and don't forget this one(this ones a real big one), and don't worry! there's more!"

  • @comatose1818
    @comatose1818 7 місяців тому +461

    the way his voice breaks in his response to the "hate" really shows how fragile his ego is

    • @axeldude7051
      @axeldude7051 7 місяців тому +15

      Fr it’s ridiculous how he thinks he has the right to reject the rejections 😭

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 7 місяців тому +11

      His reaction is so pathetic it makes youtube apologies look dignified 😂

    • @OgblookTheWise
      @OgblookTheWise 3 місяці тому

      He forgot the ukulele

  • @mrjaku633
    @mrjaku633 7 місяців тому +624

    "He's not in a monogamous relationship" Yeah he ain't in ANY relationships, the only relations to a woman he has would be a restraining order

    • @NotUp2Much
      @NotUp2Much 7 місяців тому +6

      real

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 7 місяців тому +17

      He's in a relationship with his own reflection. Sounds like "mono" gamous to me.

    • @HarryDirtay
      @HarryDirtay 7 місяців тому +1

      Mary Palms is a good girl, her sister is naughty😂

    • @JosephineArmstrong-l1u
      @JosephineArmstrong-l1u 7 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot 7 місяців тому +1

      Unfortunately I wouldn't be surprised if he was in one. Everyone makes shit relationship choices at some point

  • @AngeredHippo
    @AngeredHippo 7 місяців тому +441

    Not accepting no as an answer from women is super dehumanizing. She is being honest and brave enough to be direct with you and you do this. It's insane and saddening.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 7 місяців тому +42

      Even demanding why is annoying.
      -bad vibes
      -creepy
      -I don’t know you
      He’s not going to accept those answers.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 7 місяців тому +20

      And if she IS playing games and wants you to try again, still accept the "No".
      Either you don't go to prison or you avoid a woman who likes playing ridiculous games. Either one is a victory

    • @Memesifoundonfacebook
      @Memesifoundonfacebook 7 місяців тому

      A friend of mine, told me that Women are afraid to say no to a Guy, because of having fear getting stabbed, I dont get it where did they get that information? I havent heard of a guy in my area getting wild because it couldnt he couldnt accept no😂😂 its pathetic tbh if they cant take a No😂😂

    • @heatherangel9700
      @heatherangel9700 7 місяців тому +9

      @@MurasakiTsukimaru Exactly! I have seen so many guys saying "But some women only say no because they want you to try harder!" like that's an excuse. So? Why would you want someone who plays those kind of games anyway?

    • @milkbread5036
      @milkbread5036 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Memesifoundonfacebook there have been multiple stories on the news of women being brutally murdered for saying no... just because it didn't happen in YOUR area in YOUR lifetime does not mean it does not happen...

  • @Elreprobador
    @Elreprobador 21 день тому +2

    I mean, any woman that has to endure a date with this man should be called a victim

  • @alexandria1663
    @alexandria1663 7 місяців тому +843

    “Oh you’re rejecting me??? I guess you won’t get any *lists every one of my turn offs*”

    • @_tired-_
      @_tired-_ 6 місяців тому +32

      Omg your profile picture is the world's durpiest snake, the arabian sand boa, love it

    • @alexandria1663
      @alexandria1663 6 місяців тому +18

      @@_tired-_ thank you I love this goofy picture :3

    • @TheVoicesOfTheBeyond
      @TheVoicesOfTheBeyond 6 місяців тому +15

      That's a list of red flags bigger than the Soviet Union, good Lord...
      (P.S. I now have a new snek in my favorites. Thank you for having this blessed picture as your pfp.)

    • @alexandria1663
      @alexandria1663 6 місяців тому +8

      @@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond Omigosh you’re welcome friend God bless ❤️ we gotta spread awareness for God’s silliest snek

    • @CallMeKes
      @CallMeKes 5 місяців тому +9

      Him: "I have several other women."
      Me: "Great, go call one of them."

  • @honeyswann
    @honeyswann 7 місяців тому +901

    Saw the words “alpha” and female” and that’s all I needed know.

    • @brydon-halohunter
      @brydon-halohunter 7 місяців тому +4

      69 likes? Lemme fix that

    • @Schinzo__
      @Schinzo__ 7 місяців тому +1

      You just not an alpha 😊

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 місяців тому

      what’s wrong with what he said?

    • @pvt.bushmann5903
      @pvt.bushmann5903 7 місяців тому +92

      @@boogers69420 What's wrong is that people, women in particular, find that sort of jargon off-putting, creepy even. It suggests that the person views them as more an object, a possession to be taken even.

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 7 місяців тому

      ​@boogers69420 Your bait is weak just like your bloodline.

  • @hiagustres
    @hiagustres 7 місяців тому +714

    That guy's voice, lisp and reaction to "haters" tells all I need to know

    • @abbiereynolds8016
      @abbiereynolds8016 7 місяців тому +43

      He seems like he has a bit of the tism, no self awareness whatsoever😬

    • @JILLY21
      @JILLY21 7 місяців тому +2

      Stopp😂😂

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 7 місяців тому

      ​@abbiereynolds8016 More like narcissism, no tistic would ever behave like this, they don't find themselves to be the hottest shit, I know that for personal experience, my spergistic ass would know

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, that lisp suggests he's not as into girls as he thinks he is. Talk about armoured closet.

    • @incompetentbozolol.523
      @incompetentbozolol.523 7 місяців тому +1

      @@abbiereynolds8016 that is most definitely NOT how autism works, i know because i have it and i know many MANY people with it

  • @paulatk44
    @paulatk44 3 місяці тому +116

    A very fascinating video, this brings back painful memories which i have been enduring. My relationship of 6 years ended 3 months ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really love her so much I can’t stop thinking about her, I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her.

    • @JohnWicked-fx3cs
      @JohnWicked-fx3cs 3 місяці тому

      Parting ways with someone you deeply cherish is an agonizing experience. I understand firsthand, having encountered a parallel situation at the end of my 7 year relationship. Driven by an unyielding determination, I explored every avenue to salvage our bond. Seeking guidance from a spiritual counselor proved pivotal, as their intervention played a crucial role in rekindling our love.

    • @paulatk44
      @paulatk44 3 місяці тому

      That's fascinating! How did you come across a spiritual counselor, and what's the best way for me to contact her?

    • @JustinLouis-p1u
      @JustinLouis-p1u 3 місяці тому

      Meet Suzanne Ann Walters, an outstanding spiritual counselor with the power to restore your relationship with your ex.

    • @paulatk44
      @paulatk44 3 місяці тому

      I'm grateful for this valuable information; I've just taken a moment to find her online. Very impressive!

    • @BrownayRS
      @BrownayRS 3 місяці тому +3

      What on earth

  • @MichaelRobinson-zs7yc
    @MichaelRobinson-zs7yc 7 місяців тому +663

    “The most didn’t happen shit of all time” I am crying Charlie

    • @cams7757
      @cams7757 7 місяців тому +9

      i’ve been laughing for 5 mins straight replaying that one line

    • @lookluke4063
      @lookluke4063 7 місяців тому +6

      4:59 😳

    • @honorabletrap6420
      @honorabletrap6420 7 місяців тому

      He said this just right, more truer words have never left his lips

  • @hmminterestinginterestingi3023
    @hmminterestinginterestingi3023 7 місяців тому +4460

    “Guess what I did with her later”
    gives off
    “my girlfriend goes to a different school” energy.
    Edit: he’s also totally an aspiring serial killer guys don’t worry I picked up on that

    • @wardcraft9106
      @wardcraft9106 7 місяців тому +140

      Wanna know? Basement freezer(probably)

    • @Munchticles
      @Munchticles 7 місяців тому +181

      Na, gives off "You'll never guess where I hid the body" vibes.

    • @collinherrin4596
      @collinherrin4596 7 місяців тому

      He probably does only go for girls that are still in school

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 місяців тому +3

      and you’re jealous making fantasy’s about him 😂

    • @wardcraft9106
      @wardcraft9106 7 місяців тому +133

      @@boogers69420 you don’t have to get on an alt account to defend yourself

  • @Robloxify69
    @Robloxify69 7 місяців тому +903

    You DO have to accept her rejection, otherwise you'll have to accept the restraining order.

    • @s.n9154
      @s.n9154 7 місяців тому +48

      @@jar207I would like to see you try give a few bones to a real wolf and see if they accept. Also, Minecraft wolves are not women, the moment you’ll understand that you’ll take a step into the right direction

    • @sub0rLai
      @sub0rLai 7 місяців тому +30

      @@s.n9154 he's actually right though. i was fed real bones by my boyfriend, dog treats even, and i was like, meh. but then, after eating the 4th bone, I was truly in love.

    • @Chilling-m5z
      @Chilling-m5z 7 місяців тому +5

      @@jar207 true spoken like a real steve

    • @kyekruchoski1457
      @kyekruchoski1457 7 місяців тому +4

      @@s.n9154 i think dude is being satire. I hope

    • @ikkouraofficial
      @ikkouraofficial 7 місяців тому

      @@Chilling-m5z he is a miner at work

  • @AmonGus-ml1fh
    @AmonGus-ml1fh 2 місяці тому +3

    100.000 Matches in 2 years would mean this dude got 137 Matches every single day without fail 💀

  • @frankenfurterr3432
    @frankenfurterr3432 7 місяців тому +570

    the whole part where he talks about “well you have to be ok with kink blah blah” when kink is all about consent and yet hes doing the opposite 💀

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 7 місяців тому

      Exactly! These dimwatts ALWAYS forget that kink is about trust and consent with people we know on a deeper connection with, not some rando strutting his junk in our face for attention.
      Dude's rehearsing a script from an adult film as his 'experience' with women, selling dreams to clowns who'll believe it.

    • @yeetymcneety
      @yeetymcneety 7 місяців тому

      He was totally kicked from his local kink scene for this, his ass did NOT "leave" it

  • @Victoria-pr4xe
    @Victoria-pr4xe 7 місяців тому +189

    If a man disrespected me saying 'no, I'm not giving you my number' by handing me his phone and telling me to put it in, I'm seeing how far I can frisbee it.

    • @TheRealAshtray
      @TheRealAshtray 7 місяців тому +56

      grab it and ask if you can throw it. when he says no, do it anyways. then when he undoubtedly goes “wtf” just say you thought no meant yes to him.

    • @MB-ev9ix
      @MB-ev9ix 7 місяців тому +11

      @TheRealAshtray this is so fucking funny i love that. i lost my shit

    • @user-xt6bf2dq8t
      @user-xt6bf2dq8t 7 місяців тому

      You just hit my unborn child

    • @AnkaaAvarshina
      @AnkaaAvarshina 7 місяців тому +3

      @@TheBeggies95 I will lol, try me

    • @gokuformanvsfood
      @gokuformanvsfood 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@TheRealAshtray😂😂😂 love it

  • @acuilnos
    @acuilnos 7 місяців тому +288

    His video responding to the hate comments just proved that everything was a facade. He tried so hard to force a laugh that it actually looked like he was about to burst into tears.

  • @Willushutup-n0w
    @Willushutup-n0w 2 місяці тому +4

    The dating coach looks like he has 5000 hours in Warcraft and has a Nezuko body pillow

  • @Lars_Paulsen
    @Lars_Paulsen 7 місяців тому +898

    He has this nerd lisp. Together with the comb over, the sunglasses from yesteryear, the leather jacket that doesn't fit and the fake alpha persona, this is going great for him. He couldn't look more under pressure to perform if he was in the cast of Saw. Sometimes faking it till you make it, just doesn't get you there.

    • @Jazzspartinz
      @Jazzspartinz 7 місяців тому +24

      Da- DA- DAYUM😧

    • @treali
      @treali 7 місяців тому

      In the last video his teeth are disgusting. They're so yellow and so disfigured.

    • @elpeluca7780
      @elpeluca7780 7 місяців тому +25

      Shaming someone over a lisp is a bad look. The rest of your comment is fine.

    • @treali
      @treali 7 місяців тому +11

      Watch his teeth in the final clip.

    • @vadox1419
      @vadox1419 7 місяців тому +40

      ​@@elpeluca7780 Just put some effort in and learn to speak.

  • @yungnatediggity
    @yungnatediggity 7 місяців тому +745

    The scariest thing is he is literally selling tutorials on how to harass women. And people are actually buying it.

    • @Stevebeenhavin
      @Stevebeenhavin 6 місяців тому +8

      id be surprised if people actually buy shit from this guy

    • @SarahRegina29
      @SarahRegina29 6 місяців тому +13

      Mmmm are they though? I would need receipts. Like actual receipts because I'm not buying it. I don't think any man is that desperate to take dating advice from him.

    • @CodyCLI
      @CodyCLI 6 місяців тому +38

      @@SarahRegina29 I wish you were right, but you aren't. People fall for this bs a lot unfortunately.

    • @vamvam7690
      @vamvam7690 6 місяців тому +12

      @@CodyCLIyeh, unfortunately this kinda crap does usually work. It finds an audience of lonely and desperate men and then prays on them financially while teaching them lessons that are likely to _keep_ them lonely and desperate

    • @CodyCLI
      @CodyCLI 6 місяців тому +6

      @@vamvam7690 I was that person when I was younger, unfortunately. I feel bad for believing crap from the "manosphere". That stuff just reenforces insecurities within men and downgrades woman.

  • @mychannel8809
    @mychannel8809 7 місяців тому +553

    I love him saying he’s a professional dating coach and then proceeding to drop an F bomb in every sentence

    • @Chestersqueak
      @Chestersqueak 7 місяців тому +13

      My EXACT thought

    • @lissy2000us
      @lissy2000us 7 місяців тому +16

      That’s what I was thinking! So creepy. That guy wouldn’t even have to talk to me for me to avoid him.

    • @ItsZombiefied
      @ItsZombiefied 7 місяців тому +3

      I curse like a sailor and now my confidence is going down the drain rapidly, oh well.

    • @kaptjo8175
      @kaptjo8175 7 місяців тому +4

      @@ItsZombiefied they mean him saying female not him cursing, to my knowledge most women dislike being referred to as females and that is why him referring to them as such all the time is funny.

    • @KalinTheZola
      @KalinTheZola 7 місяців тому +2

      @@kaptjo8175 Yeah, women don't typically like being referred to as a female outside of a clinical or academic setting where that might make more sense. You call a dog a female and not a woman. When used by people like this guy it's often intended to think lesser of them, like calling a man a boy to look down on him.

  • @The_One_Winged_Raccoon
    @The_One_Winged_Raccoon 2 місяці тому +3

    I went on his tik tok and hes still going on with it, hes still keeping it up, I made jokes about it, he replied insulting my friend and soon when I pointed out hes only ever had one woman in his videos he blocked me💀

  • @sourceeee
    @sourceeee 7 місяців тому +734

    100k matches in 2 yrs… 100,000 matches/730 days = roughly 137 matches per day, ain’t no one got that much time to be on tinder dawg 😭

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 7 місяців тому +114

      He's definitely got that much time to spend on tinder. After all he clearly doesn't spend any time fuckin. Here's the thing though, those 137 matches weren't matches, but he just refused the rejection, so they are all matches now!

    • @maurits4845
      @maurits4845 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@@Dice-Zyou almost forgot that he is "the best". Of course he gets those matches

    • @HarryDirtay
      @HarryDirtay 7 місяців тому +3

      I got a million matches in 37 hours! Speedrunning the memory game😂

    • @jaliun
      @jaliun 7 місяців тому +2

      Dont forget alll the likes he got that he didnt accept

    • @wayneerichsen
      @wayneerichsen 7 місяців тому

      ​@Dice-Z 😂that's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh mate.

  • @foxi13x
    @foxi13x 7 місяців тому +580

    "he's a smooth operator here"
    more like smooth criminal, without the smooth part

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 7 місяців тому +34

      YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
      YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
      ...
      ...
      AAAA
      CRIMINAL!

    • @fart4453
      @fart4453 7 місяців тому +35

      Smooth brain criminal

    • @stonnyj
      @stonnyj 7 місяців тому +3

      He has the smooth part, his brain

    • @benisprobablyangry239
      @benisprobablyangry239 7 місяців тому

      You've been hit by,
      You've been struck by,
      A sex criminal

    • @amberb.6626
      @amberb.6626 7 місяців тому +2

      It's more like smooth brain 🧠

  • @beasty7063
    @beasty7063 7 місяців тому +288

    100k matches and 1,000 woman wanted to date him? That’s a 1 percent rate. You’d have better better luck catching a shiny mewtwo at full health

    • @lun4r.h4ze
      @lun4r.h4ze 7 місяців тому +18

      Anyone could get 100k matches if you swipe right on one million people too😂

    • @beasty7063
      @beasty7063 7 місяців тому +4

      @@lun4r.h4ze yeah that’s true

    • @user-kx5en8dg7u
      @user-kx5en8dg7u 7 місяців тому +2

      the real question is how large is his tinder radius that he has matched 100,000 women

    • @poeticeevee6623
      @poeticeevee6623 7 місяців тому +6

      95% of them are in fact bots because he swipes for everyone. 4% are guys that think they are going to convert lesbians who also swipe yes to everyone. 0.8% were accidental swipes.

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 7 місяців тому +1

      I love how as far as I know, you’re actually right on the math of the shiny MewTwo catch rate

  • @DylanLivesAgain
    @DylanLivesAgain 2 місяці тому +3

    This dude goes to my gym and was recently reported for using his job as an Uber Eats driver to stalk women

  • @Gutslayer
    @Gutslayer 7 місяців тому +2101

    Aliens wouldn’t even have to audacity to follow his advice

    • @XParasiteOctoling
      @XParasiteOctoling 7 місяців тому +7

      I can confirm

    • @Whatisbrojabberingabt
      @Whatisbrojabberingabt 7 місяців тому +21

      Zeeble zoogle vorp zop 👽🙏

    • @Brownsharts
      @Brownsharts 7 місяців тому

      Aliens are more advanced than us, no shit they wouldn't follow his advice. He's like a turd in the porta potty compared to an alien

    • @BoyMonty
      @BoyMonty 7 місяців тому

      @itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 i hope you can finally get ur first brain cell soon

    • @Ga_mma1
      @Ga_mma1 7 місяців тому +6

      I took his advice and pulled a misdemeanor 😊

  • @Superabound2
    @Superabound2 7 місяців тому +277

    He's filming this from his car so that you don't see all the dirty plates and piss bottles all over his bedroom

    • @jedclampett631
      @jedclampett631 7 місяців тому +19

      He doesn't have a driver's license; he's just sitting in his mom's Kia for clout...

    • @GaryEckhoff
      @GaryEckhoff 7 місяців тому +7

      Dude doesn't even live in a conventional house or trailer, or anything of that nature. That vehicle is the closest thing to a home/bedroom he knows.

    • @vamvam7690
      @vamvam7690 6 місяців тому

      Mothers basement*

  • @alexandra6188
    @alexandra6188 7 місяців тому +581

    If someone ever handed me the phone to type in my number after I said no, I’d type in 911, dial it, and walk off.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 6 місяців тому +5

      Lol

    • @tianag8513
      @tianag8513 6 місяців тому

      That is literally so smart. I wish i wouldve done that back when i was 16 and got hit on by like a 50 year old

    • @CallMeKes
      @CallMeKes 5 місяців тому +4

      Using this.

    • @SettaWyd
      @SettaWyd 5 місяців тому

      @@CallMeKes on who bruh, you are not even close to pretty enough for someone to want to be in a 200 meter radius

    • @Jono_1987
      @Jono_1987 5 місяців тому +14

      Change his mums number to your name and tell him send me what ya packing bad boy wink and walk away 😂😂

  • @BradSnyder493
    @BradSnyder493 2 місяці тому +3

    It’s the slight lisp, the combover and the unbrushed teeth for me

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 7 місяців тому +760

    It’s the lisp that makes it even funnier

    • @Possumkingthefirst
      @Possumkingthefirst 7 місяців тому +88

      Yknow I don’t condone bullying people…
      But

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu 7 місяців тому +31

      Somehow, seeing "become an alpha" combined with "level up" made me anticipate the speech impediment, and I was right‽ I have 0 issues with speech impediments, I honest to God don't, but why is it that the overconfident creeps of this dweeb yet predatory flavor often do have lisps like that???

    • @unapologeticallyb5068
      @unapologeticallyb5068 6 місяців тому

      "wanna have thex? You gotta be into threethomes tho"

    • @lohengrin4009
      @lohengrin4009 6 місяців тому +7

      Instead of celebrating his achievements of overcoming his speech impediment, he went full reeee

  • @idontknowanymore1246
    @idontknowanymore1246 7 місяців тому +287

    Since he rejects rejection, then his 110k tinder matches are just him swiping right on every single profile and calling it a match.

    • @olliefischer
      @olliefischer 7 місяців тому +24

      yeah, if his numbers are accurate, then he swiped right on over 130 people, on average, every single day, for two years

    • @Arkanjin
      @Arkanjin 7 місяців тому +12

      Bro is supposedly super successful but has to pay for Tinder.

    • @ChuckFinelyForever
      @ChuckFinelyForever 7 місяців тому +9

      His thumb has to be as powerful as his delusion

  • @Justsomeuser1543
    @Justsomeuser1543 7 місяців тому +1094

    He’s giving: 🐺🖤⛓️oh you don’t like me wait till you see me in the full moon 🐺🖤⛓️ he’s giving creepy discord mod

  • @PovLacking
    @PovLacking 25 днів тому +3

    12:59 he looks like he was just crying