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  • @ryandunn4848
    @ryandunn4848 5 років тому +1778

    I live in Australia and I can confirm that my toilet is normal

    • @beebopburrick5735
      @beebopburrick5735 5 років тому +92

      Australia doesn't exist so you're a bot

    • @shiny_gazelle9280
      @shiny_gazelle9280 5 років тому +41

      @yeah, we’re paid actors who pretend to live in Australia to cover up a secret continent. The people who make maps and take pictures from space are also paid by the government to cover it up.

    • @shiny_gazelle9280
      @shiny_gazelle9280 5 років тому +32

      Oh shit i said too much

    • @mikehunt3688
      @mikehunt3688 5 років тому +3

      Australians also live in the future, I'll be depending on you guys to warn us westerners when the apocalypse finally arrives.

    • @stephenpaea177
      @stephenpaea177 5 років тому

      I like this channel but this guy keeps on bringing up “L” the fuck’s supposed to mean?

  • @peach495
    @peach495 6 років тому +2803

    I want to go to a flat earther convention so for once in my life I can be the smartest person in the room.

    • @Corey-tp2eo
      @Corey-tp2eo 6 років тому +147

      The plaster on the walls is smarter than them

    • @DubstepxMonsta
      @DubstepxMonsta 6 років тому +1

      Right

    • @furthestlobster4680
      @furthestlobster4680 6 років тому +21

      I went as myself cause I’m round s fuck and said im earth and when I went I might as well have been Einstein

    • @jpbplays3341
      @jpbplays3341 6 років тому

      Freewheelin' Franklin LOL

    • @MakeLoveNotHate9
      @MakeLoveNotHate9 6 років тому +3

      You Will the blindest

  • @lemonjump3694
    @lemonjump3694 6 років тому +5622

    Why everyone is making fun of them.......they solved one of the most challenging problems.....Global warming....no globe so no global warming...

  • @Hi-jo8qy
    @Hi-jo8qy 5 років тому +2021

    The earth is neither flat or round
    It is pointy because of mountains

    • @apricot_enjoyer
      @apricot_enjoyer 5 років тому +138

      You believe the earth exists lmao idiot

    • @corey6537
      @corey6537 5 років тому +11

      @@apricot_enjoyer LOL

    • @ipizza9941
      @ipizza9941 5 років тому +17

      If you sqeeze earth to the size of a bowling ball, earth would be more smooth

    • @Hi-jo8qy
      @Hi-jo8qy 5 років тому +4

      i Pizza well contact me when that happens

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 5 років тому +1

      @@ipizza9941
      Actually not more "smooth" but more spherical.

  • @pepper1234ization
    @pepper1234ization 6 років тому +1459

    If the earth was flat, wouldn't the edge be the most popular tourist destination?

    • @GMoney-B
      @GMoney-B 6 років тому +200

      Cheeze Pizza this is by far the best argument against flat earthers I have ever heard. I mean people go to freaking potato and basket weaving museums in the mid-west for vacationing for goodness sakes. 😒

    • @evonannoredars
      @evonannoredars 6 років тому +150

      Apparently "NASA makes it illegal" or some strange excuse. They literally will come up with the most plausible excuse when confronted with something that debunks the theory. And their most plausible excuses aren't even actually that plausible.

    • @Blackreaper777
      @Blackreaper777 6 років тому +143

      Well, you see, it's guarded by the military. Laser sharks and whatnot.

    • @35aizu
      @35aizu 6 років тому +6

      Iv hard ppl say the earth has no edge and its just an ice wall at the end and aftwr that its just ice forever.

    • @adamn7516
      @adamn7516 6 років тому +13

      Audrius Kliukas
      "Sharks with friggin laserbeams attached to their heads?"

  • @camohara4207
    @camohara4207 7 років тому +541

    Flat earthers came from all *around* the globe to this convention.

    • @manugeorge2362
      @manugeorge2362 7 років тому +9

      Cam O'Hara lol

    • @felicitymarie9215
      @felicitymarie9215 7 років тому +8

      Cam O'Hara exposed

    • @kelvin3855
      @kelvin3855 7 років тому +6

      Cam O'Hara 😂😂😂dead

    • @kvdtube2798
      @kvdtube2798 7 років тому

      Really?

    • @Visigoth
      @Visigoth 7 років тому +4

      Top ten roasts of all time
      10.boi
      9.what are those
      8.cringe
      7.cringe
      6.cringe
      5.cringe
      4.cringe
      3.cringe
      2.your mom gay
      1.this

  • @asdfasdf2635
    @asdfasdf2635 6 років тому +2739

    There should be a documentary about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the earth

    • @average7557
      @average7557 6 років тому +5

      lol

    • @ssa_lty
      @ssa_lty 6 років тому +62

      Perfect with the profile
      and when they find the egde of earth we will push em to eternity

    • @4TheWizard
      @4TheWizard 6 років тому +21

      I would love to see that!
      (I’m not a flat earther BTW)

    • @TheGmanamaya
      @TheGmanamaya 6 років тому +49

      Won't happen, "they say" that a society higher then the United Nations are patrolling the ice wall from game of thrones to shoot on site.

    • @catievalentino4770
      @catievalentino4770 6 років тому +2

      Bella BumbleBee ahahaha love that you have to mention you’re not a flat farther 😂😂

  • @oof1291
    @oof1291 5 років тому +464

    in Chinese, "earth" is ”地球” which literally means "ground sphere"
    so if ur Chinese you literally can't deny that the earth is a sphere lmao

    • @lucaselias4659
      @lucaselias4659 5 років тому +19

      oof wait so now you have youtube in china? *express vpn intensifies*

    • @oof1291
      @oof1291 5 років тому +14

      Lucas Elias shh don't expose me 👀

    • @Mikhacito
      @Mikhacito 5 років тому +7

      the ground sphere is flat

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 5 років тому +1

      Everyone figure this out since ancient times. EVERYONE KNEW THE EARTH WAS ROUND, WHY TF DOES FLAT EARTHERS EXIST?

    • @naradhipatiandaru5078
      @naradhipatiandaru5078 5 років тому

      Oof, oof.

  • @bobocpe
    @bobocpe 6 років тому +1574

    "People from *all around the World* attended the convention". - actual quote from Flat Earth Society

    • @stopstop6754
      @stopstop6754 6 років тому +51

      Checkmate

    • @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594
      @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 6 років тому +9

      bobocpe
      A R O U N D

    • @graetea
      @graetea 6 років тому +1

      Omg lmao 😂

    • @kwisatz-haderach8
      @kwisatz-haderach8 6 років тому +7

      Those people there at the so called "Flat Earth Society" are contradicting themselves. Stop it please... I'm losing enormous amounts of brain cells Xd

    • @Sav_0808
      @Sav_0808 6 років тому +1

      Omg 😂

  • @mayawristen9048
    @mayawristen9048 5 років тому +1965

    If gravity is a lie, how does my life keep going downhill?

    • @elizabethflores9
      @elizabethflores9 5 років тому +20

      LaFaYETte! ! You deserve more likes

    • @mayawristen9048
      @mayawristen9048 5 років тому +10

      @@elizabethflores9 Why thank you!

    • @jhn7
      @jhn7 5 років тому +7

      if seen this comment a million times..

    • @jhn7
      @jhn7 5 років тому +13

      @@elizabethflores9 he deserves nothing cause he is a copy cat

    • @elizabethflores9
      @elizabethflores9 5 років тому +3

      johnk07 dude chill, don’t take everything so seriously lol

  • @Unyt
    @Unyt 6 років тому +12275

    The earth can't be flat,
    There's *mountains*

  • @danielyoung_
    @danielyoung_ 5 років тому +546

    "WE'RE NOT CRAZY"
    Denial

    • @sapgaming1318
      @sapgaming1318 5 років тому

      Ikr , puranmar 😂

    • @InjectorGadget
      @InjectorGadget 5 років тому +3

      Well, if you have to say you're not crazy, there's something wrong. lol

    • @PaleBlueDott
      @PaleBlueDott 5 років тому

      First stage of grief. They lost their brains to a terrible accident.

    • @arbretree5463
      @arbretree5463 4 роки тому

      I know that this video makes all flat-earthers look like complete retards. However, the true flat earth model makes a lot of sense if you actually start digging into it : ua-cam.com/video/ARp2j8t3O8Q/v-deo.html

    • @oldmusician5236
      @oldmusician5236 3 роки тому

      @@arbretree5463 No it doesn't, unless you've never 'dug into' education since you were born.

  • @mythical5220
    @mythical5220 6 років тому +642

    Mall security guard: sorry sir this seat is for disabled people only.
    Moron: the earth is flat.
    Security guard: forget what i said its all yours.

    • @drakeapgood3375
      @drakeapgood3375 6 років тому +9

      roasted and toasted

    • @Zoyiekka
      @Zoyiekka 6 років тому +2

      ONLINE Cat 😂😂😂

    • @charlesj.easleyii7642
      @charlesj.easleyii7642 6 років тому +11

      That security guard's last response should have been: "My apologies, sir; I had to be sure."

    • @stevenlau1742
      @stevenlau1742 6 років тому

      It seems you failed to respect others, nor understand the fact that the earth is flat.

    • @mythical5220
      @mythical5220 6 років тому +1

      @@stevenlau1742 does this comment of yours to mine means that you are siding with the Flat-minded Flat earthers?

  • @nisem529
    @nisem529 6 років тому +640

    So....The sun is relatively round
    The other stars are relatively round
    The commets and meteors are relatively round
    The moons are relatively round
    The other PLANETS are relatively round....
    but earth is just flying through space like a fucking frisbee

  • @chloel.8007
    @chloel.8007 6 років тому +1434

    How is the earth flat when my life is going downhill?

    • @orepetrovic397
      @orepetrovic397 6 років тому +5

      Lmao

    • @yuhyuh5674
      @yuhyuh5674 6 років тому +8

      Oof

    • @nlrknight4497
      @nlrknight4497 6 років тому +4

      Damn.

    • @chloel.8007
      @chloel.8007 6 років тому +1

      @NLR Knight Lol this is a joke and I don't really feel this way. My life is great lol. I'm going through some stuff but I can't complain.

    • @kimberlyabbott2767
      @kimberlyabbott2767 6 років тому +3

      Good poooint. I never saw it before! The earth has to be round!

  • @sumirpsumirp6447
    @sumirpsumirp6447 5 років тому +625

    *_PLOT TWIST_* : _the earth is a triangle_

    • @SharperthanA
      @SharperthanA 5 років тому +5

      Tell me more

    • @mercuryman7794
      @mercuryman7794 5 років тому +15

      Wrong the earth is a cube like in Minecraft

    • @solcraftdev
      @solcraftdev 5 років тому +4

      @@mercuryman7794 don't r/woooosh me but cubic planets are scientifically impossible.

    • @mercuryman7794
      @mercuryman7794 5 років тому +3

      Because extremely large objects pull themselves into a round object because gravity pulls things towards the center. Right? Cube planets are impossible

    • @nitsu2947
      @nitsu2947 5 років тому +4

      Nah fam, its a donut

  • @FoonoLIVE
    @FoonoLIVE 6 років тому +580

    As somebody who lives in Australia he’s completely wrong, our toilet water and beaches are floating into the sky

    • @lilgravyvert9991
      @lilgravyvert9991 6 років тому +21

      ThunderSweeper Australia isn’t real

    • @Sereze001
      @Sereze001 6 років тому +9

      Lilgravyvert *YOU THINK THE EARTH IS REAL?*

    • @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594
      @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 6 років тому +4

      None of this is real, this universe is a simulation

    • @TownTarlet
      @TownTarlet 6 років тому +2

      Liar Australia doesn't exist u were just high on weed brownies while making that comment

    • @zedzedski7382
      @zedzedski7382 6 років тому +5

      Australia is fake and Australians are all paid actors.

  • @fro-yo2622
    @fro-yo2622 6 років тому +895

    *"We have flat earthers all around the globe."*

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 6 років тому +9

      Fro-Yo MY SIDES

    • @Bluejay-vk8nx
      @Bluejay-vk8nx 6 років тому +9

      Around the circle thingy that the Earth is supposedly made up of.

    • @catistroficgaming8361
      @catistroficgaming8361 6 років тому +4

      Take this to the top

    • @conversationtosaurusrex
      @conversationtosaurusrex 6 років тому +3

      Indeed the earth is not flat, As Cameras exist to prove it as a globe and Historical evidence disproves flat earth.

    • @GameZero2
      @GameZero2 6 років тому +3

      Yup in my school there are 5 flat earthers

  • @Xantain
    @Xantain 6 років тому +665

    What if the flat earth society is really just a prank that went too far?

    • @sleepy1697
      @sleepy1697 6 років тому +60

      4chan must be proud

    • @whyyoumadbro2370
      @whyyoumadbro2370 6 років тому +60

      Xantain there is somewhat proof that it’s a joke that went wrong. In Twitter the flat earth society posted *We have followers all around the... globe* .... ALL...AROUND...THE GLOBE.

    • @sloaiza81
      @sloaiza81 6 років тому +10

      Biggest troll job in history

    • @ZephiroXGD
      @ZephiroXGD 6 років тому +8

      They would gain my eternal respect for doing such a gigantic joke lmao

    • @sensiblyhonest695
      @sensiblyhonest695 6 років тому

      LOL...The concept of a flat Earth is Biblical in it's origin...supported by pillars and such....SO......your "what if" is probably close to the truth.

  • @phase-h9858
    @phase-h9858 5 років тому +105

    “They call themselves *flat-earthers*”
    “I like to call them *morons*”
    Lmao I’m dying 😂

    • @arbretree5463
      @arbretree5463 4 роки тому

      I know that this video makes all flat-earthers look like complete retards. However, the true flat earth model makes a lot of sense if you actually start digging into it : ua-cam.com/video/ARp2j8t3O8Q/v-deo.html

    • @royythaboi7163
      @royythaboi7163 4 роки тому

      @@arbretree5463 🤦‍♂️

  • @Cydonia2020
    @Cydonia2020 6 років тому +618

    The only thing flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself!

  • @imacat5995
    @imacat5995 6 років тому +1225

    -They like to call themselves "Flat-Earthers"
    -But i like to call them "Morons"
    XD lol

  • @wowzadude6773
    @wowzadude6773 6 років тому +504

    “We have members all around the globe” -Flat Earth Society
    I’m confused
    Edit: hehe 420 likes

  • @pepshaven6520
    @pepshaven6520 5 років тому +274

    ""Who the hell gave Harry Potter weed brownies?" ROFLMAO

    • @samsenirob7366
      @samsenirob7366 5 років тому +3

      The time i saw this is the time he said it HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

    • @xdmoonrocks8203
      @xdmoonrocks8203 4 роки тому

      SamXgaming i8 I DID THE SAME WTF😂😂💀

  • @Pegglez
    @Pegglez 6 років тому +449

    Flat Earther trying to sound smart: "Yeah I think its some electromagnetic photosynthesis blockchain that creates a genamagelectric field which gives us a gravity foundation"

    • @ashh__
      @ashh__ 6 років тому +30

      "And this electromagnetic photosynthesis blockchain genamageletic gravitational force is what keeps this planet in its flat state. The spherical shape is all to brainwash us so the government can reprogram us. Join the bright side."
      -idiots...i mean flat earthers

    • @audreyandremington5265
      @audreyandremington5265 6 років тому +9

      sounds like a star trek quote

    • @angcil88
      @angcil88 5 років тому +1

      What?

    • @sayakominamoto9137
      @sayakominamoto9137 5 років тому +3

      lol gibberish

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 5 років тому +3

      Photosynthesis? But whay the fcuk (the perfume company) does photosynthesis have to do with gravity and all that.

  • @dageogaming4478
    @dageogaming4478 6 років тому +306

    global warming is an even bigger problem for flat-earthers, if the ice wall (Antartica) melts, the seas will just leak and fall off the sides, all the water will be gone!
    Edit: Thanks for the 200 likes!!!

    • @syarifhidayatul2597
      @syarifhidayatul2597 6 років тому +55

      You mean flat warming

    • @billwilliamson1506
      @billwilliamson1506 6 років тому +1

      What's funny also is they dont believe there may even be an edge, like an ever-extending ice sheet. Like, how has that not frozen the planter over?

    • @lokekennee8850
      @lokekennee8850 6 років тому +1

      And we’ll send dem flat earthers off the edge on boats like Odin did Frigga

    • @sayakominamoto9137
      @sayakominamoto9137 5 років тому

      @Ragnar Skarpsvärd It's called being ignorant. Learn to spell 'straight'. (if by an off chance, you were joking; sowwy)

    • @ravioliattack4290
      @ravioliattack4290 5 років тому

      There is a world border.

  • @karmaakabane-1876
    @karmaakabane-1876 6 років тому +967

    *flat earther sent up into space, sees the earth*
    scientist: Do you believe us now?
    Flat earther: must be photoshop

    • @near2713
      @near2713 6 років тому +35

      The scientist photoshopped the windows. The earth is clearly a cone

    • @NotPython
      @NotPython 6 років тому +12

      I visited the flat earth wiki for shits and giggles and they say the dont believe images cause they can be faked too easily, same could be said for your flat earth models

    • @joshuaknight6551
      @joshuaknight6551 6 років тому +4

      You say it. But I've seen them argue that telescopes, cameras etc have built in CGI

    • @piguy222
      @piguy222 6 років тому +6

      I just know that some day a 1000 years in the future, the Flat Earthers will take over the world and create a space program. And there will be atleast 200 executions to keep the truth secret.

    • @earltan7067
      @earltan7067 6 років тому +4

      *Punches Window to see if it's fake, dies*

  • @ghost.8032
    @ghost.8032 5 років тому +429

    I bet their all Anti Vaxers too 😂😂

    • @lancedancepants297
      @lancedancepants297 5 років тому +10

      Hailey Fine 😂😂read the ingredients in vaccines dumb bitch

    • @crappywinstonmain
      @crappywinstonmain 5 років тому +7

      I dont believe anyone’s IQ can be that low.... please tell me im right?

    • @Ismail-cg5gy
      @Ismail-cg5gy 5 років тому +44

      @@lancedancepants297 Angry anti vaxxer detected, you're probably vaccinated too and you probably don't have autism or whatever y'all dumb fucks believe

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 5 років тому +5

      they're*
      But yes.

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 5 років тому +26

      @@lancedancepants297 Ingredients are "Life saving juice" 5 ml

  • @jonathanbuchter
    @jonathanbuchter 6 років тому +707

    They call themselves "Flat Earthers", I like to call them "Morons".
    Sub earned.

    • @antimatterstudios8395
      @antimatterstudios8395 6 років тому +2

      Jonathan Buchter flattards is the technical classification I think

    • @jack_rl3745
      @jack_rl3745 6 років тому +1

      Same dude. Never subscribed that fast xd

    • @Muazuk
      @Muazuk 6 років тому +1

      I will call them FLAT BRAINERS because they are so STUPID

    • @gorka630
      @gorka630 6 років тому

      Jonathan Buchter Same

    • @Mr-ot7dv
      @Mr-ot7dv 6 років тому

      Jonathan Buchter same

  • @ZackWelders
    @ZackWelders 6 років тому +488

    If the Govt actually came out and said " the earth is flat."
    These very people will probably be like " BS the earth is a globe".

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 6 років тому +38

      cerealkiller No they would say bullshit the Earth is square.

    • @dustyfella
      @dustyfella 6 років тому +19

      bullshit the earth is a pyramid

    • @SkollTheWerewolf
      @SkollTheWerewolf 6 років тому +12

      bullshit the earth is clearly a Lissajous.

    • @oisin_smith
      @oisin_smith 6 років тому +16

      You are morons the earth is clearly a tetrahedron

    • @jameswright2943
      @jameswright2943 6 років тому +21

      Bruh, Y'all dumb. The Earth is clearly a velociraptor.

  • @nerdydude1.882
    @nerdydude1.882 6 років тому +1355

    Honestly I would like to be on that convention
    Would feel nice to be the smartest guy in the room

    • @paper3993
      @paper3993 6 років тому +31

      nerdydude 1.8 if u r the smartest guy in the room, you are in the wrong room
      -lmao I forgot who quoted this

    • @ibram8787
      @ibram8787 6 років тому +12

      @@paper3993 Fuck that. I'm really looking forward for the next Flat Earth convention, I want to see their smartest guy lol

    • @aiden1808
      @aiden1808 6 років тому +6

      You would be the smartest guy in the room if you had a IQ of 1

    • @TrafalgarD.Shambles
      @TrafalgarD.Shambles 6 років тому

      "Why do you assume your the room,soon that attitude may be you doom..."

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 6 років тому

      There was an interview with an EX-flat earther, he said he left the convention in a huff seemingly annoyed by all the dick measuring upstage antics going on. And that's exactly how I'd imagine the convention would be like

  • @jimtso3407
    @jimtso3407 5 років тому +366

    God left humanity
    PLOT TWIST:
    Humanity left God

    • @sealomarshall6178
      @sealomarshall6178 5 років тому +14

      Because of Flat Earthers,vegans,feminists,anti vaxxers,atheists and the peta community.... :(

    • @jimtso3407
      @jimtso3407 5 років тому

      @@sealomarshall6178 maybe :(

    • @sealomarshall6178
      @sealomarshall6178 5 років тому

      @@jimtso3407 For sure m8 :(
      WELL AN ERROR DOES NOT BECOME A MISTAKE UNTIL WE REFUSE TO CORRECT IT. WE CAN START A TEAM OF FREEDOM FIGHTERS AND KILL THESE PEOPLE WHO POISON HUMANITY.

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 5 років тому +13

      @@sealomarshall6178
      Ironically flat-earthers are anti-atheists.

    • @sealomarshall6178
      @sealomarshall6178 5 років тому +6

      @@DexuzIkr Atheists are literally the smartest among these peeps

  • @jamesf3148
    @jamesf3148 6 років тому +429

    The only thing they have to fear is sphere itself.

  • @sallygroom6467
    @sallygroom6467 6 років тому +547

    I live in Australia and the toilet water is actually spilling out.
    Edit. I wasn’t expecting all of these likes

  • @matthiaslangendorff4341
    @matthiaslangendorff4341 6 років тому +837

    Who else went to the comments in the hope of finding some triggered flat earthers?

  • @rossohanlon8801
    @rossohanlon8801 5 років тому +149

    I lost it at “gravity is a delusion”
    1:34

    • @meeranfakih5808
      @meeranfakih5808 5 років тому +1

      Gravity is a delusion bcoz its not gravity that pulls but Space-Time That Push bcoz of the heavy objects in space like Earth it is proved in Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity.
      But that does not mean earth is flat lol
      Hell yeah Earth is a Sphere

    • @cantcatchme6749
      @cantcatchme6749 5 років тому +3

      @@meeranfakih5808 Two objects with mass will attract each other and that's called gravity. The equasion is pretty legit and that explains not just gravity on planets but also smaller things like ocean tide. How did Einstein prove gravity isn't real?

    • @meeranfakih5808
      @meeranfakih5808 5 років тому

      @@cantcatchme6749 well for that u need to learn General Theory Of Relativity

    • @cantcatchme6749
      @cantcatchme6749 5 років тому

      @@meeranfakih5808 Gotcha.

    • @meeranfakih5808
      @meeranfakih5808 5 років тому

      @@cantcatchme6749 yup its really intresting no wonder its the biggest achievement of Albert Einstein

  • @briantama624
    @briantama624 6 років тому +811

    Flat earthers : Earth is completely flat!
    NASA : **Sends them to space**
    Flat earthers : **Realizes that the earth is cube**

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 6 років тому +37

      Klop _ pfft, you wish. It’s clearly a dodecahedron.

    • @mrpotatohead5170
      @mrpotatohead5170 6 років тому +15

      fireblast133 Nah 🅱️ it’s a triangle.

    • @Nomakoshi
      @Nomakoshi 6 років тому +15

      Mr Potato head nah the Earth is a tesseract

    • @starispo0p927
      @starispo0p927 6 років тому +9

      No it's a donut ;o

    • @n3kcyclone159
      @n3kcyclone159 6 років тому +8

      No it’s a TRAPEZOID 😂😂😂

  • @CodyRushDriving
    @CodyRushDriving 6 років тому +197

    Every flat earther is one of these three things:
    1. They are trolls and LOVE the idea they're spreading misinformation.
    2. They are so in need of some kind of social acceptance that they believe it just to fit in.
    3. They are literally too dumb to understand physics, and so distrust anyone who claims to.
    All three are kinds of people I can entirely do without.

    • @sonnyhuimingzhou418
      @sonnyhuimingzhou418 6 років тому +2

      Actually...a lot of then are also religious...

    • @peytonboyd6430
      @peytonboyd6430 6 років тому

      Ooooooooooooooofffffffffffff

    • @jgardner7726
      @jgardner7726 6 років тому +2

      Ze Spy or they are fricking idiots who never went to school.

    • @D-Ruys
      @D-Ruys 6 років тому

      @Cody Rush fake news 😂

    • @lemons20
      @lemons20 6 років тому

      Yeah but they get one vote each too...imagine if they become the majority

  • @MMeester
    @MMeester 6 років тому +277

    did you just call me a flat earther?

  • @momsspaghetti7719
    @momsspaghetti7719 5 років тому +73

    Don't let this distract you from the truth
    Pyramid earthers unite

  • @deadgar69
    @deadgar69 6 років тому +342

    -What about the NASA pictures?
    -No, they're photoshoped
    -What about the ISS?
    -It's CGI
    -Then why aren't other planets flat?
    -Only the earth is flat
    -How boats seem to sink on the horizon?
    -Optical illusion
    -Go take a picture of the "edge" then
    -We can't go there
    -Your brain must be flat too...
    -The brains are flat, medics lie to us they're payed by the government
    -...

    • @epicstimulus282
      @epicstimulus282 6 років тому +3

      What shitters

    • @aidanyelsma7762
      @aidanyelsma7762 6 років тому +19

      -What about all of the pictures of the Earth from before we had modern computers?
      -The government was hiding the technology from us for decades.

    • @wille.2215
      @wille.2215 6 років тому +8

      Their excuse for the planets thing is that the Earth isn’t a planet XD

    • @ggiillii2813
      @ggiillii2813 6 років тому +1

      But the earth isn't a planet, duh

    • @JustinMorgan105kg
      @JustinMorgan105kg 6 років тому +1

      I’m a a medic for the government. Double threat

  • @intorian9304
    @intorian9304 6 років тому +328

    "The sun and moon are these transcendental somatic...uh..um..luminaries-"
    This guy is trying so hard to sound intelligent lmao

    • @nuddle7726
      @nuddle7726 6 років тому +4

      that's exactly what i thought lmao

    • @alecfongy3175
      @alecfongy3175 6 років тому +10

      To live an ignorant life is a shitty existence. I feel sorry for these people but at the same time don’t. I don’t understand hanging onto ideas that have been proved wrong.

    • @Corey-tp2eo
      @Corey-tp2eo 6 років тому +5

      He probably bought glasses for that reason too, I mean let's be honest here

    • @zacharysnyder2925
      @zacharysnyder2925 6 років тому +1

      psymatic

  • @kaiyajones5555
    @kaiyajones5555 6 років тому +4220

    I love listening to them try to explain themselves lmao

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 6 років тому +52

      Kaiya Jones It is very funny

    • @markb6295
      @markb6295 6 років тому +134

      Darth Reaper
      But its sad at the same time.
      This kind of idiocy has given us tRUMP

    • @connermcgibbon6934
      @connermcgibbon6934 6 років тому +6

      Yo can tots tel that thy erth flat cuse trangulashens and stuff so like stop saying erth be round. Lik duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @alissawilliams3435
      @alissawilliams3435 6 років тому +16

      Zer0 The ninja ....go back to your momma and drink your baba and watch Mickey

    • @keropi-ts9sw
      @keropi-ts9sw 6 років тому +16

      Kaiya Jones Their like” UH I SWAM IN THE OCEAN IN AUSTRALIA AND I DIDNT FALL OUT OF THE SKY” so then millions of tax dollars were put into nasa to go to the moon for no freaking reason and cameras and all those people are liars+ So then we’re the ONLY flat planet

  • @ToastiGhosti
    @ToastiGhosti 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks!

  • @KolorMeyellow
    @KolorMeyellow 6 років тому +651

    I'm concerned at the number of dislikes. 11k! That's way too many flat earthers. Someone get the fumigator

    • @zatzu
      @zatzu 6 років тому +6

      No worries. They make multiple accounts 😂

    • @mrkoala5127
      @mrkoala5127 6 років тому

      I disliked it because there wasn’t enough sarcasm from his side.

    • @potatoheart4428
      @potatoheart4428 6 років тому

      Reading this comment that was posted 6 days ago now there is 12k it took 6 days for 1000 people to hate this vid

    • @kcirrednosrednad3596
      @kcirrednosrednad3596 6 років тому

      My god. You're beautiful.

    • @MobileDecay
      @MobileDecay 6 років тому

      I'm calling the Orkin man.

  • @BenvanderWalt
    @BenvanderWalt 7 років тому +5396

    What's worse: a Flat-Earther or a Jake Pauler?

  • @ohyes2247
    @ohyes2247 5 років тому +520

    Actually toilet water here in Australia DOES fly out sometimes, we just keep the lid on

    • @edenelvisjohn5967
      @edenelvisjohn5967 5 років тому +1

      wait rly?

    • @yaboiidig3768
      @yaboiidig3768 5 років тому +27

      @@edenelvisjohn5967 No. You dumb?

    • @rustynail9793
      @rustynail9793 5 років тому +44

      Toilet water flies out here in the US sometimes as well... Depending on the size of the dump...

    • @terribleatmosphere6172
      @terribleatmosphere6172 5 років тому +2

      Sometimes the toilet is dirty

    • @edenelvisjohn5967
      @edenelvisjohn5967 5 років тому

      @@yaboiidig3768 i believe his comment cuz of the gravity of the moon that pulls anything towards it like water at 4 sections of the earth. It happens 2 times a day

  • @heyarno
    @heyarno 5 років тому +37

    They claim the earth is flat, they also claim they are not crazy. I start to see a pattern here :D

    • @ILLTHIRST
      @ILLTHIRST 4 роки тому

      You claim the earth is round yet have no pictures and Nasa states they cant leave low earth orbit, or go through the Van Allen belt of radiation, otherwise known as what we believe to be the firmament. I start to see a pattern here :D

    • @CharlieThePug
      @CharlieThePug 4 роки тому +1

      Ill Thirst there’s pictures every where fucking idiot

    •  4 роки тому +1

      @@ILLTHIRST there are pictures literally everywhere, but you don't even care, you pretend they don't exist or assume they are fake

    • @ILLTHIRST
      @ILLTHIRST 4 роки тому

      João Leote • 21 years ago NASA themselves admit that they are photoshopped

    • @heyarno
      @heyarno 4 роки тому

      @@ILLTHIRST You wouldn't be able to provide a source that isn't taken out of context and debunked?

  • @michael2428
    @michael2428 6 років тому +654

    Their combined IQ is -3

    • @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735
      @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 6 років тому +3

      So.....
      -1 and -2??

    • @HoChiMango
      @HoChiMango 6 років тому +22

      Trouba jets don’t be too generous with that number.

    • @enab5352
      @enab5352 6 років тому +1

      lollll

    • @stumpy64tree39
      @stumpy64tree39 6 років тому

      No its -1232456644666432356654325
      Because they even told us that they're not crazy

    • @HoChiMango
      @HoChiMango 6 років тому +1

      Stumpy64 tree. You right

  • @H7iPRODTM
    @H7iPRODTM 7 років тому +828

    Toilet water is the key 🔑

  • @j_kraut751
    @j_kraut751 6 років тому +713

    If earth is flat then why do they call it the GROUND and not the GFLAT?

    • @s4vitar251
      @s4vitar251 6 років тому +7

      lol

    • @mattiOTX
      @mattiOTX 6 років тому +17

      This is golden content

    • @zacplayzgamer6328
      @zacplayzgamer6328 6 років тому

      Joseph Heid XD

    • @willem7746
      @willem7746 6 років тому +4

      Ha ha hahaaha aaaaahhhhh
      Humour.

    • @drakeapgood3375
      @drakeapgood3375 6 років тому +2

      because the government wants you to think its round but no its a doughnut

  • @goddamelectric1
    @goddamelectric1 5 років тому +32

    Proof the earth is not flat:
    It is bumpy and has has hills lol

  • @gainmasters1077
    @gainmasters1077 6 років тому +772

    “Who gave Harry Potter weed brownies.” 😂😂

  • @JamesSG
    @JamesSG 6 років тому +413

    As an australian I can confirm that toilet water can be found on many people

    • @markoogle
      @markoogle 6 років тому

      James I love u

    • @Metalmilitia69
      @Metalmilitia69 6 років тому +9

      Dont flat earthers think that Australia doesn't exist and you're all a bunch of paid actors?

    • @debravalreyes2033
      @debravalreyes2033 6 років тому

      @@Metalmilitia69 Your the stupidest person around. Ball or flat

    • @Metalmilitia69
      @Metalmilitia69 6 років тому +4

      @@debravalreyes2033 Apparently you don't know what a joke is. Pull your head out of your ass and is the sarcasm, but coming from your name your race is full of idiots and you're no exception from that.

    • @chikennuget3634
      @chikennuget3634 6 років тому +9

      Aaron Ribecco there was no need to bring out the race card jeez

  • @venbo
    @venbo 6 років тому +818

    They call them self’s “Flat-Earthers”
    I call them “Morons” 😂

  • @xxlillshwerpyxx6393
    @xxlillshwerpyxx6393 5 років тому +37

    2:08 "the flat earther fashion show" Triggered Tro, 2018

  • @mimzified617
    @mimzified617 6 років тому +520

    Lmao “who gave Harry Potter weed brownies?”

    • @parryhotter8788
      @parryhotter8788 6 років тому +3

      Me

    • @mimzified617
      @mimzified617 6 років тому +3

      Parry Hotter lol you should be careful who you share with 😂😂

  • @Chaseya72
    @Chaseya72 6 років тому +472

    So Earth is flat
    and all the other planets are round
    Got it
    Thanks

    • @yvesheinrich5013
      @yvesheinrich5013 6 років тому +19

      D-D-D-Don't forget the Moon.

    • @ajaxcaeli
      @ajaxcaeli 6 років тому +7

      exactly !! ive said this to flat earthers before but they ignored me

    • @yvesheinrich5013
      @yvesheinrich5013 6 років тому +5

      +Super Mario So isn't that like believing in the Bible?

    • @Jan_Elite
      @Jan_Elite 6 років тому

      Chaseya72 ye, I know, makes total sense.

    • @yvesheinrich5013
      @yvesheinrich5013 6 років тому

      +Super Mario Shieeeet.........

  • @saoirseb388
    @saoirseb388 6 років тому +561

    “Who gave Harry Potter weed brownies?” LMAOO

    • @Randomperson-qi1gd
      @Randomperson-qi1gd 6 років тому +3

      Saoirse Boyd laughing my ass off off ?

    • @saoirseb388
      @saoirseb388 6 років тому

      Magma Murphy 🤦🏼‍♀️ I suppose

    • @redgeneral5792
      @redgeneral5792 6 років тому +3

      Looks like Harry Potter after serving 20 years hard time in Azkaban.

    • @JR-cq4rw
      @JR-cq4rw 6 років тому +1

      More like who gave him crack brownies

    • @anotherperson1020
      @anotherperson1020 6 років тому +1

      Maybe Snape, he's the potion teacher

  • @disturbeddemons1
    @disturbeddemons1 5 років тому +13

    I love how the commercial i got before the video started was Neil Degrasse Tyson's Master Class, lmfao

  • @Kevinfreddo
    @Kevinfreddo 6 років тому +237

    I died when they all shouted “We’re not crazy.”

    • @friscobob56
      @friscobob56 6 років тому +10

      OF COURSE they're not crazy- they're effing stupid!

    • @lordvenomous6335
      @lordvenomous6335 6 років тому +2

      It's a sad moment. It makes them believe it even more which makes it go in the opposite direction that they need to go in.

    • @shawnchurchill8991
      @shawnchurchill8991 6 років тому +1

      Swear to god I had to be done with UA-cam for the day when they said that shit I was so weak

    • @UTU49
      @UTU49 6 років тому

      I think I'm going to start shouting, "I'm not crazy!" at regular intervals. That way I will effectively communicate to people that I am not crazy.
      So if I'm standing near an attractive woman in the produce section of the supermarket, I'm going to step into her personal space and shout in her face, "I'm not crazy!"
      Wish me luck!

  • @jinjiyoshi5548
    @jinjiyoshi5548 6 років тому +163

    the only thing they have to fear is sphere itself.

    • @iSpitboxer
      @iSpitboxer 6 років тому +1

      Brandon Jinjiyoshi Tilley love it!

    • @AlbertaKoolKid
      @AlbertaKoolKid 6 років тому +1

      This is the best pun I’ve seen. Thank you

    • @therebeshelas873
      @therebeshelas873 6 років тому +1

      Brandon Jinjiyoshi Tilley I'm impressed

  • @gilbertcastro7621
    @gilbertcastro7621 5 років тому +531

    0:35
    Is the earth flat?
    Google: lmao nah😂👏

    • @BasedNeptune
      @BasedNeptune 5 років тому +8

      Google is smart

    • @retanizer8263
      @retanizer8263 5 років тому +1

      Wanna ask something? Google can answer everything🤣

    • @fastaslightfiber2534
      @fastaslightfiber2534 5 років тому

      Dip shit heaven 😂🤣😅

    • @esotericmelody9718
      @esotericmelody9718 5 років тому +1

      I search it and google says "No, its basically a sphere" they change it.

    • @JackFoxtrotEDM
      @JackFoxtrotEDM 5 років тому +4

      C J Clearly it was an edit but lol. If it actually said that it’d be the greatest.

  • @theparadigm8149
    @theparadigm8149 5 років тому +6

    This is pure comedy GOLD! 🤣 I've never seen anyone roast flat earthers as cleverly as you did. 🤣

  • @leiromolor
    @leiromolor 6 років тому +656

    "The Flat Earth Society has members all _around_ the _globe_ "
    all *_around_* the *_globe_*
    A L L
    *_A R O U N D_*
    T H E
    *_G L O B E_*
    -Flat Earth Society, 2017

  • @MrInfernoblade10
    @MrInfernoblade10 6 років тому +424

    Dont underestimate the power of stupidity in large quantities.

    • @rickyleahey9286
      @rickyleahey9286 6 років тому +3

      Or the power of government ran education and TV programming that make most people believe they are living on a giant, floating, spinning water ball held together by magic without a single shred of proof. Morons!

    • @crispcelery955
      @crispcelery955 6 років тому +5

      +Grady F why the hell would the government hide the fact that the earth is flat? Gravity exists because of the enormous size of the earth.

    • @rickyleahey9286
      @rickyleahey9286 6 років тому +2

      Why would government lie about 19 highjackers with boxcutters..... Oh I'm sure you've heard the B.S. story by now. That is what governments do. Gravity is unscientific, it cannot be measured or tested, so it violates the scientific method. The products of density have been appiled to "magic gravity" to hide their lies. Look up 200 proofs the Earth is not a spinning ball on UA-cam.

    • @rickyleahey9286
      @rickyleahey9286 6 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/-Ax_YpQsy88/v-deo.html

    • @cooldude6651
      @cooldude6651 6 років тому +5

      Grady F Ayy lemme wreck y'all real quick.
      Do you believe in the fact that atoms exist?
      I'll save you the trouble; they do. That's why electricity works. If you want to argue that it doesn't, check what you're typing on right now.
      www.bbc.com/earth/story/20151120-how-do-we-know-that-things-are-really-made-of-atoms
      Now, we all agree that nuclear decay exists, right? It seems simple; we've seen two nuclear bombs explode and seen nuclear power plants working. Well, in those, there is an occurrence known as beta decay. In beta plus decay, a proton decays into a neutron, a positron, and a neutrino. www2.lbl.gov/abc/wallchart/chapters/03/2.html
      Again, these effects are all observable in our universe. We all agree here that neutrinos exist.
      Now, the sun produces neutrinos. They fly incredibly quickly at the earth, passing through most things with minimal interaction. If they were to somehow collide with you, you wouldn't even notice. Millions pass through you every day. We have, again, confirmed here that neutrinos exist. However, scientists have found a way to measure and find their paths, and they are interacted with by radiation. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutrino_detector they are planning on using them for checking shipping containers for radioactive materials, as Geiger counters are terrible at that and keep getting false alarms.
      To actually make these work, however, they have to take into account a second source of neutrinos; a supernova that occurred near Earth. If they don't take this into account, the Neutrino detector doesn't work properly. Thus, we can observably see that supernovas do exist. Also you could just look at one with a telescope but you guys would probably just claim it's atmospheric interference or something. This shows that it isn't.
      So, how could a part of a firmament sky possibly supernova and explode? More importantly, why? And why would none of us notice this if it happened only 3000 miles above us?
      Furthermore, why do neutrinos travel one direction in one part of the world, and a different one in different parts? It wouldn't make sense on a flat earth model, neutrinos would come from one source (the sun) and move in a cone around it, never leading them to go upwards through the ground. Yet, they have been shown to demonstrate this behavior. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IceCube_Neutrino_Observatory
      There is even an observatory in your favorite place to talk about, Antarctica, that has found about 28 neutrinos that may have come from outside of the solar system.
      Now, you may say "the government was faking everything in Antarctica, that's why we aren't allowed to go there" and to that I respond the following.
      1: everything I have previously mentioned is objectively true, it doesn't matter that much that you cry conspiracy. The rest of it is established science, and has provable and observable effects in the world around us.
      2: the reason you idiots aren't allowed into Antarctica is so that you don't declare that the ice cube observatory is a conspiracy and take a sledge to it. Same reason the rest of us aren't allowed.
      Now, please rebut. But be warned, if you use the words "Antarctic treaty" "conspiracy" or "faked evidence" I won't bother replying. Give me something scientific that would point to the reason why we get false readings if we don't factor in a supernova (this one's your best bet), why neutrinos can't exist (good luck) or how the government could have covered up that electricity never really existed (fat chance) that makes these physics unviable.

  • @matthong8028
    @matthong8028 7 років тому +2552

    what is more stupid?the fact that they believe the earth is flat? or that they said we're not crazy?

    • @thepapernator909
      @thepapernator909 7 років тому +68

      i'm pretty sure thinking the earth is flat is being crazy

    • @joseordonez1199
      @joseordonez1199 7 років тому +45

      Not Till 4 nice bait

    • @MitepaMitepa
      @MitepaMitepa 7 років тому +12

      That guy that said the toilet thing is a fucking raisist

    • @BAILEEMCAFEESRANDOMSTUFF
      @BAILEEMCAFEESRANDOMSTUFF 7 років тому +6

      Matt Hong both

    • @HispanicMan
      @HispanicMan 7 років тому +18

      Patrick Bateman ummm its actually a rhombus like duhhhh

  • @noahclark7603
    @noahclark7603 5 років тому +30

    “Gravity is a deception”
    Finally someone speaks the truth
    *flies home*

    • @slothsexual6124
      @slothsexual6124 5 років тому +1

      A helium balloon must be an anti-gravity device then.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 роки тому

      Lol right! If gravity existed how come superman can fly.

    • @arbretree5463
      @arbretree5463 4 роки тому

      I know that this video makes all flat-earthers look like complete retards. However, the true flat earth model makes a lot of sense if you actually start digging into it : ua-cam.com/video/ARp2j8t3O8Q/v-deo.html

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 6 років тому +2159

    _Stay away from a Strange Man and Strange Vans_

    • @rev5396
      @rev5396 6 років тому +8

      _strange man stange van_

    • @Xeerinare
      @Xeerinare 6 років тому +11

      That could be a movie title XD

    • @-Siculus-Hort-
      @-Siculus-Hort- 6 років тому

      I read this the same time I read your comment. Awesome.

    • @chrisdaldy-rowe4978
      @chrisdaldy-rowe4978 6 років тому

      It would work better if Spanish people said it. Stay away from Strange Mans & Strange Vans

    • @jharsch3453
      @jharsch3453 6 років тому +1

      Watsun Atkinsun I'd actually a tattoo artist recently accused of sexual assault, with it captured on video. He IS as creepy as he seems.

  • @vherchristianlagmay5834
    @vherchristianlagmay5834 6 років тому +619

    For me, let them be flat earthers. This world is now pretty boring and we need people to laugh at.

    • @cascorick8253
      @cascorick8253 6 років тому +8

      Cap'n Ditto we got the Donald?

    • @ayyub9855
      @ayyub9855 6 років тому +6

      @@cascorick8253 lame

    • @cascorick8253
      @cascorick8253 6 років тому +5

      Luke B come on you have to admit he says and does some pretty funny shit!

    • @ayyub9855
      @ayyub9855 6 років тому +1

      @@cascorick8253 hes the king of taking trash out i agree

    • @michaelstegall2340
      @michaelstegall2340 6 років тому +2

      Ditto, cap'n ditto

  • @friskyiguess6843
    @friskyiguess6843 5 років тому +10

    1970: We'll have flying cars in the future!
    2018:

  • @taylorbreckenridge6390
    @taylorbreckenridge6390 6 років тому +1758

    If the earth was flat than wouldn't the water just leak out the sides?

    • @joshsmith8000
      @joshsmith8000 6 років тому +68

      Taylor Breckenridge yep

    • @luhdooce
      @luhdooce 6 років тому +559

      No, because gravity would pull the water toward the center of the "disk". But that's impossible because if water was pulled to the center of the disk, then so would everything else so this entire theory makes no sense

    • @dirtchest6986
      @dirtchest6986 6 років тому +329

      have these flat earthers ever traveled on a plane and take a look outside..

    • @andreamancini6899
      @andreamancini6899 6 років тому +44

      Sw33tness that escalated quickly, and you're even named "sweetness" xd.

    • @IgorKolosha
      @IgorKolosha 6 років тому +60

      @Taylor Breckenridge ...aah stop asking so many questions bro, just believe. I mean, research. Research flat earth. And question everything! Except flat earth, don't question that, just believe. Err, research.

  • @Soul9Knight
    @Soul9Knight 6 років тому +459

    75 years later...
    Nasa: sorry, earth is actually flat. lol, didn't think you guys would actually fall for it.
    Flat-earthers: AYE! THEY'RE LYING TO US! EARTH WAS ACTUALLY ROUND ALL ALONG!
    Nasa: we finally found a cure :'D

    • @e.mchristina5260
      @e.mchristina5260 6 років тому +29

      That would be the best thing ever!

    • @Soul9Knight
      @Soul9Knight 6 років тому +7

      Stitched crow Ikr?!

    • @Umayyadazi
      @Umayyadazi 6 років тому +6

      Kaminari Ren Perfect comment

    • @shistersad2410
      @shistersad2410 6 років тому +5

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @Bcd31997
      @Bcd31997 6 років тому +6

      Kaminari Ren reverse psychology gets em every time

  • @joeyhm9152
    @joeyhm9152 6 років тому +366

    “Who the hell gave Harry Potter weed brownies”
    O o f

  • @Senormaster
    @Senormaster 5 років тому +7

    2:16 Damn, this dude killed all mumble rappers careers 🤣

  • @username3471
    @username3471 6 років тому +335

    "flat earth society has members all around the globe" THE GLOBE

    • @johns5638
      @johns5638 6 років тому +1

      ClaudiuR19 You stop that.

    • @stthepoint9838
      @stthepoint9838 6 років тому +15

      Andy Miller AROUND the GLOBE

    • @lbdrxke
      @lbdrxke 6 років тому +2

      ClaudiuR19 illuminati confirmed

    • @rachelguzzo1602
      @rachelguzzo1602 6 років тому +1

      Wait...

    • @normanevans9615
      @normanevans9615 6 років тому +1

      ClaudiuR19 Are you saying I can't get away from the loons if I leave America?

  • @dream__soda7900
    @dream__soda7900 6 років тому +102

    The Sun is round, the Moon is round, other planets are round... Earth? Pshh... It's a flying disk in the sky!

    • @TheCrusaders13
      @TheCrusaders13 6 років тому

      Anonymoose there’s a meme for that

    • @v3slimeman
      @v3slimeman 6 років тому

      There's a meme for everything

  • @jizosama7621
    @jizosama7621 6 років тому +287

    Plot twist:
    Flat Earthers have flat brains

    • @deadpineapple
      @deadpineapple 6 років тому +22

      ANONYMOUS YT it's not a plot twist. It's a fact

    • @janm3781
      @janm3781 6 років тому +3

      That explains so much!

    • @sayakominamoto9137
      @sayakominamoto9137 5 років тому

      They're just hating because their flat feet hurt on a globe.. That and it's pretty hard to knock someone up with flat balls (which would actually be a GOOD thing)

    • @smokingisbadmtherfcker2537
      @smokingisbadmtherfcker2537 5 років тому

      😱

  • @classclown1024
    @classclown1024 6 років тому +172

    "If the earth is round, why doesnt toilet water fly away in Australia? " - some idiot,2018

    • @GastonBoucher
      @GastonBoucher 6 років тому +9

      Atleast he wore wore classy clothes, that's something atleast.

  • @Lukazz
    @Lukazz 7 років тому +4418

    These people need to go into space

    • @catgang.
      @catgang. 7 років тому +461

      Lukazz Id rather have them not lets use that money for a more important cause

    • @Lukazz
      @Lukazz 7 років тому +124

      yes i agree

    • @thedappertoast7039
      @thedappertoast7039 7 років тому +36

      Lukazz have you been to space?

    • @MegaRenegade19
      @MegaRenegade19 7 років тому +286

      And they need to stay in space lol

    • @dawnrobinson4002
      @dawnrobinson4002 7 років тому +27

      Lukazz no they're asking questions and not being like sheep being fed lies

  • @Squilurple
    @Squilurple 6 років тому +134

    Don't be too harsh on these people. These are the guys that convince the aliens we're not worth invading.

    • @jeremywright9511
      @jeremywright9511 6 років тому +17

      Aliens: We bring you the solution to cancer, war, hunger, and suffering
      Humans: Oh yeah? Well muh Earth is flat!
      Aliens: *leaves the humans to suffer*

  • @falcoperegrinus82
    @falcoperegrinus82 4 роки тому +2

    If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed us off the edge by now.

    • @arbretree5463
      @arbretree5463 4 роки тому

      No actually, since there are no edges in the real flat Earth model, but rather a big ice wall hidden in Antartica which is why no one is allowed to cross Antartica: ua-cam.com/video/ARp2j8t3O8Q/v-deo.html

    • @k.4625
      @k.4625 4 роки тому

      @@arbretree5463 Do you have proof of the ice wall

  • @albreteinstong9698
    @albreteinstong9698 6 років тому +163

    If the world is flat then how is my life going downhill

    • @유진-o3v
      @유진-o3v 6 років тому +5

      Frances A. Bro, you OK?

    • @albreteinstong9698
      @albreteinstong9698 6 років тому +7

      Ajit Pai no not at all

    • @유진-o3v
      @유진-o3v 6 років тому +9

      Frances A. I'll send you money and food, If I have some, unfortunately, I'm at the bottom of the hill too.

    • @albreteinstong9698
      @albreteinstong9698 6 років тому

      Ajit Pai thank

    • @SmexyRexy
      @SmexyRexy 6 років тому

      Frances A. Makes me think about getting over it

  • @mr.benidict3810
    @mr.benidict3810 7 років тому +3071

    PLOT TWIST: TRO IS A FLAT EARTHER

    • @RyanPeters808
      @RyanPeters808 7 років тому +34

      Twist on the twist....... Tro believes it's flat AND hollow! Dun! Dun! Duuuuuuun!

    • @brookehazelrigs1014
      @brookehazelrigs1014 7 років тому +5

      Optimus prime Rib lol

    • @TheZigg
      @TheZigg 7 років тому +6

      Boom! Mind blown

    • @saltsasher1656
      @saltsasher1656 7 років тому +6

      *claps*

    • @smokeybear1925
      @smokeybear1925 7 років тому +2

      Optimus prime Rib centripetal force

  • @ArlanKels
    @ArlanKels 6 років тому +190

    Best thing about flat-earthers? THe flat earth society openly admits the other planets are spherical/round/ball shaped.
    Just not Earth. Because we're special.

    • @drako-ss
      @drako-ss 6 років тому +1

      Special, right. Just like those flat earthers.

    • @maddygrabham136
      @maddygrabham136 6 років тому

      ArlanKels same thing for aliens and any other life form not on Earth I mean come on

    • @slabo9035
      @slabo9035 6 років тому

      And they say they come from all over the globe.

    • @Passance
      @Passance 6 років тому +1

      *Just not Earth. Because we're spherical.

    • @kermitsalterego2734
      @kermitsalterego2734 6 років тому

      They are special in the head thats whats specisl

  • @e.kyprou
    @e.kyprou 4 роки тому +6

    sometimes when I'm sad I come back to triggered tros videos and it makes me feel a bit better

  • @ourlordandsaviorpete8274
    @ourlordandsaviorpete8274 6 років тому +3532

    Why is my favorite line in this video "Who gave Harry Potter weed brownie*"

    • @lionswing6106
      @lionswing6106 6 років тому +11

      Our Lord and Savior Pete More like DMT

    • @brians1793
      @brians1793 6 років тому +9

      I think the DMT came later.

    • @GIGITOPLESS
      @GIGITOPLESS 6 років тому +6

      yeah he started with a blunt or two, grew his hair out and stretched his ears. then the dmt came and now he's going on about some starfield lumimaries and lives in a green van with runic shit on it

    • @renegaderaider9849
      @renegaderaider9849 6 років тому +1

      1000th like

    • @clarkleal6428
      @clarkleal6428 6 років тому +1

      Mine is"As long as you're a triggered Troerer

  • @MullilluM
    @MullilluM 6 років тому +407

    Flat Earther: "You only believe the earth is round, because some egghead scientist said so. I know this because a dude with a 10th grade education said so in a UA-cam video. STAY WOKE"

    • @finalcam1740
      @finalcam1740 6 років тому +27

      Polyphery that's the most annoying thing. They think that nasa is the singular organization that has come to the conclusion that the earth is a globe. Not realizing that every person is easily capable of proving it themselves, but oh well, let them keep their boogie man I guess.

    • @uhetsberger
      @uhetsberger 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @terrenmaplethorpe4001
      @terrenmaplethorpe4001 6 років тому +3

      THE MOON IS FLAT and THE EARTH IS MADE OF CHEESE

    • @brandoncornetto9328
      @brandoncornetto9328 6 років тому

      Final Cam that one massive organisation provides evidence, individuals just Google it

    • @ikichullo
      @ikichullo 6 років тому

      stay awake*

  • @taylorswift3035
    @taylorswift3035 6 років тому +689

    Elon Musk:Why is there no flat mars Society.
    The Flat Earth Society:Hi Elon unlike earth mars is observed to be round. ????

    • @ExcuseMe881
      @ExcuseMe881 6 років тому +140

      SLASH 55
      The flat earth society has members all around the globe

    • @Mickieotheros
      @Mickieotheros 6 років тому +25

      Planets are round. The earth is not one of them.

    • @theodorsik
      @theodorsik 6 років тому +22

      Miskater HD And how does that work? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mickieotheros
      @Mickieotheros 6 років тому +4

      @Thelower Terrarian r/whoooosh

    • @Mystery_channel666
      @Mystery_channel666 6 років тому +2

      oh god, that tweet has been spread throughout the internet and it makes me laugh hahahaha.

  • @brucebaker5704
    @brucebaker5704 5 років тому +1

    I am an airline pilot and have been flying for abour 40 years...
    THE EARTH IS A FRICKIN ROUND SPHERE!!!
    I see it every day! When flying Great Circles Routes across the North Pole from the North America to Northern Europe. Its clear when looking
    various aircraft, clouds or storms that appear to be seen at our level or below that are in front of us that actually end up above us as we get closer.
    The aircraft takes off because of the forces of acceleration (thrust) to produce and Lift. Then Drag over Lift with the consistent force of GRAVITY to Land....
    That simple folks...

  • @giopirrih2174
    @giopirrih2174 6 років тому +182

    1980s: We will have flying cars in the future
    2018: The Earth is flat

  • @bengreene4972
    @bengreene4972 6 років тому +439

    Can there be an “Anti-Flat Earth Conference” just to prove them wrong? Oh wait that’s called “science”...

    • @ikaris9934
      @ikaris9934 6 років тому +5

      Have u ever played mimecraft🤦‍♂️

    • @TrafalgarD.Shambles
      @TrafalgarD.Shambles 6 років тому +1

      Yeah,and the convention is "Astronomy."

    • @lemonjump3694
      @lemonjump3694 6 років тому +1

      Lame joke brother

    • @mattyocalypse
      @mattyocalypse 6 років тому +2

      @@ikaris9934 why didnt they just call the convention minecon

    • @muichiroutokito9159
      @muichiroutokito9159 6 років тому +2

      Oh wait that’s called common sense

  • @AlfredJonathanKwak
    @AlfredJonathanKwak 6 років тому +555

    Flat Earthers have flat minds, and they need to flat line

  • @rosemaryedwards7239
    @rosemaryedwards7239 Рік тому

    OMG! Thanks! I needed that!

  • @Lyon77777
    @Lyon77777 7 років тому +385

    When you get confused and accidentally think the earth is flat and end up licking sand off the beach

  • @chockymilk2887
    @chockymilk2887 6 років тому +262

    I live in Australia and one day I went to the bathroom and I ahhh... took a piss then all of a sudden this water splashes me in my face and I realised the earth was flat......

  • @jcirelli3311
    @jcirelli3311 6 років тому +217

    "It appears to be a cymatic light field, electromagnetic energy..."
    Don't you just love when people use big words to make themselves appear more photosynthesis?

    • @memeswereablessingfromthel3942
      @memeswereablessingfromthel3942 6 років тому +19

      Ya I hate it when people try to act like plants.

    • @larry1644
      @larry1644 6 років тому +18

      this is quality sarcasm.

    • @seniorgrocco
      @seniorgrocco 6 років тому +1

      Look, I get it. Taking on the corporation has left us with two choices; bad and worse. But you have to choose... and you have to choose NOW.

    • @goodboi7381
      @goodboi7381 6 років тому +1

      aye, they feel pain

    • @shadowdemon553
      @shadowdemon553 6 років тому +1

      If there was a vote between nuking russia and killing all of the flat-earthers in the world guess who will win...
      And it is...
      “Kill all of the flat-earthers in world it is” *announcer pulls out gun and shoots up flat-earthers*

  • @wendz9100
    @wendz9100 5 років тому +30

    Them:We're not crazy
    Me:Thats what they always say😂😂

    • @arbretree5463
      @arbretree5463 4 роки тому

      I know that this video makes all flat-earthers look like complete retards. However, the true flat earth model makes a lot of sense if you actually start digging into it : ua-cam.com/video/ARp2j8t3O8Q/v-deo.html

  • @user-wi5ib4hi9z
    @user-wi5ib4hi9z 6 років тому +363

    Pfft..
    You believe in the Earth?

    • @misdelivereddishwasher1011
      @misdelivereddishwasher1011 6 років тому +20

      Pfft..
      You believe in people believing in the Earth?

    • @misdelivereddishwasher1011
      @misdelivereddishwasher1011 6 років тому +20

      It's all just NASA shills to hide the fact we're all actually plugged into the Matrix.

    • @SemperFine
      @SemperFine 6 років тому +9

      We're living in the Water

    • @CardboardTriangle2
      @CardboardTriangle2 6 років тому +4

      coreycat 123 ALL NO EARTHERS UNITE!!

    • @yettie
      @yettie 6 років тому

      Sempy uhmmm yeah don't drink that water anymore bro

  • @SpaceDuckQuack
    @SpaceDuckQuack 7 років тому +802

    We were talking about the Space Race in my Western Civ class (I'm in college) and the dude next to me raised his hand and said with the straightest face, "I don't believe we made it to the moon. And I believe that the earth is flat."
    We all stared at him like he was on some next level shit. He started explaining saying "They photoshopped all the pictures we see. How do we not roll off the earth if it's not flat?" To which I told him "This is why they're the scientists and you're the art major. If the earth was flat, we wouldn't have these different temperature zones nor would our weather be any good."
    I'm pretty sure that day, the professor had to call suicide hotline for herself.

    • @austiningle3158
      @austiningle3158 7 років тому +44

      Space Duck Thanks for being a hero! You sure showed him! I totally believe that happened!

    • @SpaceDuckQuack
      @SpaceDuckQuack 7 років тому +46

      Tiberious Fellatious thanks for commenting! You sure showed me! I totally believe you believe me!

    • @jhixofficial7634
      @jhixofficial7634 7 років тому +16

      Space Duck The government controls the weather though.

    • @coco5400
      @coco5400 7 років тому +9

      JHIXofficial 763 and I control you

    • @dantewordlaw8677
      @dantewordlaw8677 7 років тому +6

      JHIXofficial 763 the government doesnt control the weather, they just influence it from time to time. But usually the weather's doing what ever it wants.