Jake Byrd at the Flat Earth Conference
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- Опубліковано 6 січ 2020
- There are many people who believe that the Earth is flat. They're called 'Flat Earthers,' and they have conventions and talks and shirts, the whole deal. Jimmy is always interested in this, so we sent our pal Jake Byrd to a Flat Earth Conference in Dallas, Texas to do some unearthing, and flat earthing.
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Jake Byrd at the Flat Earth Conference
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Its funny, until you realize they can vote
@Just Riss aaaand I suppose you think there's less idiots on the Democrat side?
Thats the problem. Theres idiots everywhere
@@TheRumbles13 Right, the libitards and Rtards both have their share (however, the R'tards do have more).
@@michaelz6870 depends on your perspective.
@@michaelz6870 population wise? Libtards have it made. At least in Canada
Wow it all make cents, like two of them
I love that they think he’s crashing their interview but he’s the only reason why the camera is even there 🤣
I really hope they later realized that even the camera/interview was fake LOL.
The only thing that made me laugh is that this guy's parody is way more coherent than most flat earth arguments.
@@theatheistbrony9332 True
Thats my favorite part as well.
@@santosic They found out after the segment aired.
That guy is the definition of epic...he committed to the madness 1,000%. I love it
100%agreed
100%. You can't have a thousand in a hundred. Only about a hundred...
*100%
"He's trying to make us seem stupid". Nah you're doing a great job of that all on your own!
That guy was pissed about the dogs question, but Jake actually brought up a good point. How thick is the earth, in their models? I don't care enough to look into it, but how do they explain gravity, polar magnetism, GPS, tides, etc?
@@titusdaniel They don’t have explanations for any of that. They dismiss all science as misinformation and the main speaker of the event even said “if science can’t go further than this then we don’t have to either”. They have no way to explain any of the nonsense they believe so they just denounce science as a whole because it proves how blatantly stupid they all are.
@@titusdaniel Trust me buddy, you don't want to get into it. For every question you might have, there's half an answer that will leave you with 10 more questions. You're better off digging a hole in the ground and seeing how deep you can go.
@titusdaniel it’s like Minecraft. You dig down to level -60 or so, then you hit bedrock and that’s it.
And that's the point😅🤣😂
“We’ve been called everything; morons, illiterates, paint drinkers, clear evidence that there’s a broken foster system, *fetal alcohol syndrome boys choir* ” I’m cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you have a head injury too?😂😂😂
@@MightyDamion
Th problem is, your inability to understand doesn't make an argument. It doesn't make you smart and it CERTAINLY doesn't make you a "questioner in search of truth".
You asked your question because you IGNORE answers that you don't like. That's all.
And that isn't courageous or noble.
It doesn't prove that the things that upset you don't exist - nor that you are interesting for having special knowledge.
See, people ask questions when they DON'T have knowledge. Why wouldANYONE build a belief system on not having answers?
Gravitation's action is proportional to distance and mass.
It's THAT simple.
Can you understand the implications of that or do you need more, or do you want to run away screaming about freemasons?
@@badmandansanchez1823 😕"not yet" lol
@@MightyDamion i have never seen a flatard engineer. why? because yall cant to the math
E. S LMBO
"Stop acting like I'm stupid" -
"I'm not acting"
Gold
Pure gold right there
@AussieTV its no wonder why you are a bum in real life...
😁😁😁
Absolute perfection.
WHY don't we have more of Jake Byrd??? This guy is HILARIOUS!!!
Watch Windy City Heat the movie
My heart sank when I spotted a few kids in the audience at the 5:28 mark. I didn't have the best childhood, my parents made a lot of mistakes, but at least they never took me to a Flat Earth Conference. Holy moly.
Yeah but did they take you to church 🤔
@@diddsdaddiddsdad6865 nioce..
they are not kids, they are not children of Satan you disgusting moron LIKE YOU... they are Little Children and its none of your business, the fact you exist makes my heart sink
@@deusvult8251 Lol, you remind me of the mother character in the Stephen King novel "Carrie" except you seem less stable.
@@dave3197 Im not suprised you read the books of a wicked devil like that Lucifarian!!, no wonder you are messed up and unholy
“How am I supposed to tell my kids the earth is flat when I can’t legally talk to my kids”
😂 for reals, how he was like No, nooo! Go away😂
No reason you shouldn't be able to talk to your kids in the first place...The smartest people in the room are always those that have broken their programming and realized the big lie...There is no curve, NASA cannot go to the moon, Water always finds its level, Gravity is a theory, not real...
@@agentj182
You don't know what the words level or theory mean.
Justa Wuurm - You are just a victim of a bizarre UA-cam scam, that's all.
Denying simple facts does not make you superior. It just makes you look like an imbecile.
@@julesdomes6064 I dare you to name a simple "fact" that you think supports a round earth or landing on the moon...Its amazing how boomers love sticking to lies to make themselves feel better...
“If science can’t go further than this, we don’t have to either” lmao😂
While we are discovering planets that can support human life, they debate if Earth is flat...
But...it does?
Science knows more about space than the planet we live on
Goodluck Jonathan No they don’t. Space is so much bigger than Earth. Also, Fun Fact, Earth is IN space.
That attitude is pretty indicative of the problem. “Science” isn’t some organization to align yourself against; it’s just a methodology, a way of discovering and verifying knowledge. To proudly state that knowledge is your enemy is gloriously stupid.
That is, hands down, the most incredible acting I've ever seen. He NAILS the frantic lack-of-self-awareness whack job schtick flawlessly, while under pressure, improvving, instantaneously. I'm speechless. I want an entire series with this guy!
@5:50 "Quick question - How can i talk to my kids about the Earth being flat when I can't legally talk to my kids?" Absolute gold!
That guy had me in stitches.
"How can I tell my kids that earth is flat when I can't legally talk to my kids?" Lmmfao
@White owk thanks Captain obvious
@White owk A lot of idiots who believe there Earth is flat might. But for the rest of us who have at least a few brain sells it's obvious
@@markh1434 "brain sells", lol
@@sideboob4276 lol thanks just noticed that.
@White owk Jeeze did you figure that out on your own?
I love how everything came full circle back to Earth, Wind and Fire.
very very clever! great job, jake!
As it always does.
Full circle not full sphere. Therefore the earth is flat.
Except friday the 13th is jason. Not freddy.
@@aro3275 Yeah, the flat earther had it right and the Kimmel troll was wrong. Go figure.
“I got 3 flats on the way here, so that’s a sign!” That is the only opening joke I needed to know how the rest of this clip is going to go. 😂
Andrew Callaghan low key chillin in the background....
“Thank you for confronting NASA, Not Always Telling Truths” had me rolling 😂😂😂
The look on the guy's face was priceless..
You CANNOT have (Gas Pressure) without a CONTAINER (Dome) ...an Open System Next to a VACUUM is NOT SCIENCE - SPACE IS FAKE...Come see my UA-cam Channel
Fr I almost died laughing
@@danlebich I'm laughing at all the Globe defenders
...You cant have an open system 🌎 next to a VACUUM ...NO GAS PRESSURE WITHOUT A CONTAINER! PERIOD...THE GLOBE IS FAKE
Karaite, it is called atmosphere.
Everyone at the conference is exceedingly round
🤣🤣🤣🤣
They are also exceedingly stupid.
Round, yes. Spherical even. And they have no bottom.
How Ironic...
🤣🤣🤣
Im surprised there aren't more people crashing in like this out of curiosity and comedic material
what's so funny about knowing you have been lied to about where you live?
@@scottd7222 Uh oh, we've got a live one.
@@thatonefonz a critical thinker is rare these days I know. You think you are spinning on a ball with people and water stuck to it as it spins and orbits at hundreds of thousands of miles per hour through An infinite vacuum with no barrier. Cool story bro.
Barrier is called the atmosphere. Sorry the education system failed you bud
@@scottd7222 "critical thinker".. that's rich.
OMG Jake Byrd rocks! That bit with the string of facts that begins and ends with Earth, Wind, and Fire was Epic!
This whole thing and his commitment to this bit was masterful.
masterful is a perfect word!
All of his bits
Yup. A perfect example of how desperate and retarded globers are.
@@SkemeKOS found the flatty!
When he committed so hard he convinced another man that Freddy Kruger was from Friday the 13th
" if science can't go further than this, we don't have to either..." Did he actually say that?? 😂😂😂
Lol he's wrong, but makes a point. Why throw a punch if someone won't punch back. Easiest way to get out of a fight and that's what he did. Took the easy road. Why show proof. Lol funny as he'll. I love this nonsense.
The burden of proof is on the one making the claim. Flat Earth isn’t an assertion, it’s an observation. The claim that the earth is an oblate space pear which spins at 1,000 mph however...that’s on the globeheads to prove.
@@minnesotaflats wow, are you a real flat-earther?
@@minnesotaflats but they will just turn away from what they give them as evidence and say the math is wrong. Now if you say something is wrong give me the right answer please. What next after that.
Triple I we’re all flat earthers, most of us are just too programmed to realize it.
"Go to settings" has to be the best comment ever 😂😂😂😂😂
"surely the second pee is more sterile than the first!" man next to him thinking 🤔he's got a point! 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 While watching that bit , I took a look at that man's face and lost it right away !!
Urine is the second most antiseptic body fluid, but drinking it puts so much salt back in your body it wreaks havoc on your kidneys.
Chunkboi neeeat.
I saw that hey, lol, blew his flat mind
the look on his face tho!
"How do I talk to my kids about flat earth if I can't legally talk to my kids?" That's gold baby, GOLD.
GOLD Jerry! GOLD!
@@Dragon82657 nothing just a joke. ( he cant talk to his kids about the flat earth, cus he has a restraining order against him thus he cant speak to them anyways. thats meant to be the funny part) Niche humour, if you get it you get it
The look on the speaker's face when Jake says that NASA is an acronym for "Not Always Telling Truths" is priceless.
I'm in the Roundie camp but I love that "Flat Outta Hell" shirt Jake is wearing.
I want one of them flat earth clocks...
“ how can I talk to my kids about the earth being flat if I legally can’t talk to my kids “🤣🤣
This was the best trolling of flat earthers I've ever seen. He played the part so well.
funny thing is they knew he would be there, just because their views are different doesnt mean theyre not smart
You’re gonna find it hard to cope when you see the truth. Search how engineers use water as a tool to get a perfect level...
@@M0UNTAINEER uh, yes it does. You can't be smart and think the Earth is flat. Specially when the evidence is right there, all you need to do is look at our beautiful Moon and stars and realize. If you can't understand how looking at the Moon is evidence the Earth is round then you're not smart.
Dude really, if you see the moon on a super clear night it looks like a light (as described in the bible). Never has anyone here on earth reflected light off of dirt to create such light. theres no REAL pictures of anything, that doesnt strike you as odd, come on
@@M0UNTAINEER
The moon's surface has been spectroscope analysed for decades and is exactly consistent with sunlight reflected from rock.
There's no weather up there, so when the moon developed it was covered in fine, hard edged particulates smashed out of its surface by meteorites. They act much like reflective materials. You also are missing a GAPING fact. light sources dont have vast shadows on them. Next time you see the moon in the sunlit day, pick up any small ball and hold it in the sun. You'll see the shadow position on that ball will NEVER be different to the one on the moon.
This is all rudimentary logic.
"theres no REAL pictures of anything,"
But you can't falsify the images using any evidence. The best you get from a conspir at@rd, is "You must be blind, its self evident" because they don't even know appealing to self evidence is a fallacy.
"that doesnt strike you as odd, come on"
Whats always odd, is seeing people with zero astronomical experience deciding they understand ideas they have no knowledge of, and deciding to lecture about them.
This dude is the best troll in the universe.
Not even close. Sacha baron Cohen is
''The flat Earth society has members all around the globe.'' ⚡
Every flat earth "official" website and social media page spread false information about what flat earthers believe
That's a touchstone joke.
Wow you people are so interested you come along...
@@titooyus6788 you don't make sense flat brain
@@akmoss3092 did that come from your flat brain too....
That monologue about Earth Wind and Fire was amazing. Monty python level of genius
Harry Potter Satan lived in a flat in September- illuminati-earth wind and fire 😂😂😂👍🌎
It pretty much explains their level of reasoning. It was hilarious.
Ni!
It all made total sense to a conspiracy theorist… probably
I'm not exaggerating: I almost died. I haven't laughed this hard in many, many, many years.
Google earth should have a flat earth mode on april's fool day
- Did you have a head injury too?
- No, not yet
😂😂😂
"You're trying to make us look stupid."
No sirs, you are all doing that allll by yourselves 😂
Señor Ham you look stupid because you don’t understand simple science
@@spooky2k10 mhhh dont tell me you think the earth is flat,its only a comedy show pls
@@spooky2k10
Everyone can conduct a 30 minute practical and repeatable experiment, using empirical and testable data to disprove a flat earth. Why are you so scared of reality?
😅
@@carlfrups948 since when does simple science, or any science, prove the earth is flat?
"do you have a head injury too?" 😂😂😂
"No, not yet" The perfect response.
I believe you had, you are here right?
AK Moss how does it feel, just asking🤔🤔
@@titooyus6788 you should know. Just saying
@@akmoss3092 thought you had it first, hhmm
“Go to ‘settings’…”. Pure genius.
That was both hilarious and insane. Jake Byrd, you are a national treasure! 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, and he is a gift from our creator too!
“You can’t eat too many eggs or you’ll become a Jewish” omg lol
i was cryin.
What is funny here?
MusicFan the statement isn’t funny it is the lunacy behind what it asserts and how many people there would actually believe it. Is it that hard to see that I have to draw you a picture?
I am “a Jewish” (princess), and I eat a lot of eggs - salad on rye! ALL TRUE! 🌏🌎
i died. ...!!!
The best part is Mark Sargent trying to keep Jake out of the shot because he's in the middle of an interview, without ever realizing that the people conducting the interview came with Jake to cover him.
Omg I'm doing an interview with your people. 😂
Mark, Robbie and Rick hummer knew what was going on..... They knew he was part of the skit thats why Rick Hummer was wearing his nasa jacket for his role.... Rick Hummer is a on air PBS media personality... You are easily fooled....
No, actually the best part, Wizard Suth, is when yourself and your fellow 137 ignoramuses (that number is as of the time of me writing this comment) believed that Mark Sargent is actually a flat earther who represents us --- even though we actually despise & renounce him, and he's an actor, fictional character, and controlled opposition agent whose main purpose is to make FE look stupid - *just like* Jake Byrd.
@@True_Christian LOL sup amazing you found a post i commented on. Why isnt RV, Mark, Robbie, Rick and the others on here defending FE since this is such a great thing for FE..... I was going to do a video on it today but had a terrible nights sleep.. This sleep apnea isnt fun even with a machine to help you breath at night...
@@FlatEarthReset Great to see you here. I hope you feel better soon. Looking forward to the video when you are able to get it up. I'm sure it will be amazing as always.
The fact that Mark took the dead dog question seriously just goes to show what type of people attend these things
6:36 you can see All Gas No Brakes in the background, glad there were a few funny guys there to report on this 😂
Oh wow, nice catch! :D
I was looking for this comment, i saw him straight away :D
Flat Gang!
@@Vinlyguyx420x Yea! Flat Gang baby. Its flat! XD
He uses jakes car in the intro for his video haha
“If you eat too many eggs it will turn you into a Jewish”
What a line
listened to it 10 times LOL!
And how is that ok to say on tv? Where is the mob?
@@benbernanke2 Because playing a character who's a bigot is not the same as actually being a bigot, Ben. Ever watched a film?
@@tarrynlea I immediately had a borat flashback with how hard that made me laugh.
@@benbernanke2 And did you see the racist homophobe who was asked to give a talk at the conference? He was so bad other flat earthers complained to the organizer. He had to give a public apology on stage. This guy from Kimmel show wasn't even remotely as bad as the racist loon that was a legitimate flat earther claiming to represent flat earth AND Christians of all things. The really sad part was that people in the audience were applauding and cheering some of his worst jokes.
Oh my gosh, I love that a few of them realize they've been outcrazied 😂
its both hilarious and disturbing how well he blends in.
ferze001 earth is flat. Globe is a paid for lie. Haven’t you ever researched the power of elite groups in history such as freemasons and secretive societys?!?! They literally put this stuff in writing and yet everyone is deceived.
@@journeygang149 - You would obviously blend in perfectly as well.
He should go to a Trump "Love Me!" rally. He'd blend in beautifully.
@@journeygang149 where in the bible, Genesis specifically, does it say it's flat? Since that's when earth was created.
It says its Geocentric in genesis and not heliocentric. Doesn’t mention space or us on a moving planet once. Just says earth is dry land and water is the oceans
"How can I talk to my kids about flat earth when I can't legally talk to my kids?" LOL
What's really worth noting is that the people at the Flat Earth convention, yes, the people at the FLAT EARTH CONVENTION, had the cognitive ability to suspect that something was up while the people at the Herschel Walker rally - including Herschel Walker - apparently never figured it out...
Jack Byrd is hilarious, it baffles me the fact that he can stay in character without cracking up
This is weapon's grade trolling right here.
"We are tired of the scientism lies, o.k. The lies that the earth is round and my pink eye is contagious."
“Am i just dropping a garbage of dogs into outer space?”
Incredible
To not risk this from happening, wouldn’t you just cremate them on your BBQ grill?
OH, YOU’VE NEVER BURIED A DOG BEFORE, SCOTT?
We need more jan freakin Micheal Vincents!!
If you ever want to prove a flat earther wrong just show them the Redbull high jump video here on UA-cam.
This had me laughing so hard, I am literally on the floor crying 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!
I’ll bet that those attending used their GPS to get there.
Lol! So true!!! 🤣🤣🤣
What does GPS stand for🤔
satellites don't exist.
@@dldeanlong77 so magic navigates you. I think it should be punished not to believe in science by not letting people use anything science gifted us with so far. No medicine, no car, no computers smartphones no electricity NUTHING just you guys and your book. See how God will help you there, piece.
Yes what you refer to as GPS is the same old loran system , just updated and upgraded land based towers. Of you don't know this then you ignorantly have not done much research and have no right to speak on such matters.
"NASA Which we all know really stands for Not Always Telling Truths!"
Lmfaoooooo!!! I died on that..
I had to literally stop the video I was laughing so hard! 😂
NATT is my favourite space agency. NASA? Never heard of it.
I was crying with laughter. This guy is soooo sharp!!!
I love Marks reaction. He be like "wait....what did he just say?"
Can't make this up, @ 4:50 it went to an ad, the song playing on the ad? "September, by Earth Wind and Fire".
Jake is hilarious, one of the best trollers ever
"... and who's the bad guy in Friday The 13th?"
"Jason?"
"No, Freddy."
LMFAO 😂😂😂
Even tho it is in fact Jason
Everyone knows Jason’s mother is the original killer
Yamesbird productions exactly.
Exactly.
@@yamesbirdproductions8748 And his mother's name is Freddy 🤯
I don't know man,
He made some solid points when he was talking about the record
His moms sex friend was over so it makes sense
I think it was one of the best and most solid arguments I have heard in my life. At least concerning this matter.
I never knew that the “Satanist” Harry Potter lives in a flat in London. I’ve learned so much today!
I wonder if anyone is wondering why someone would just ridicule people like that and not just have someone on the show and try to debate them Jimmy?
How can you debate people who do not bring any evidence to the table with them to substantiate their claims? All they bring is flat Earth hysteria, sayings provided by their FE priests, and negation of everything offered as evidence for the patently globe Earth. Try it and see how far you get.
"How can I talk to my kids about the earth being flat when i can't legally talk to my kids?" Jake is a god!!
"My mom's sex friend Randall"
One of the best strings of words I've ever heard, the "cellar door" of awkward non sequuntur.
"And where is my moms sex friend Randall now?... I think in Fort Lauderdale"
I lost it... haha
Non sequitur
😂😂💀
Fetal alcohol syndrome boys choir.
Don’t forget to add the second best part of that line “....after I fell and hit my head on the mini fridge” 😂. I swear I never thought I would witness in my lifetime another comedian as quick and manic on his feet as a Robin Williams was. Jake is giving Robin a run for his money.
The crazies don't want the crazies at their crazy convention.
Comicon is cool though right?
@@themodsify They know they're playing pretend. Flat earthers don't.
@Richk lowell Nice trolling, bro.
Couldn't of put it any better
Richk lowell - Of course. It's the rest of the world that are deluded. Always a popular theory in the loony bin.
"'Think of how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are stupider than that."
~ George Carlin
How can I talk to my kids about Flat Earth when I can't legally talk to my kids?
Is there any journalist awards we can give Jake?
Ngau Nguyen he’s awesome
= Sharp, on point while remain being hilarious
Biggest turd award
@@deangulberry1876 Flat butt hurting?
LYCANSS999 Jake Turd is so obnoxious and annoying that he makes the flat earthers look reasonable
"Like you never buried a dog before." DEAD.
Also, I need Jake's shirt.
The seriousness when he said: "Long live Flat Earth" 🌎 😄🤣😂
I really really hope that guy at 3:35 took a moment and thought about that encounter then looked at himself and thought what the hell am i doing here.
"You want the organisation to look stupid..." As if they need help with that! 😂😂😂
Society seems to think they need an awful lot of help. Have you ever, once, seen anything about Flat Earth on mainstream media that wasn't trying extremely hard to make it look stupid? Perhaps if you could provide just one example in which this isn't the case, maybe then you might have a point.
@@lightbeforethetunnel 🤷 Discworld.
@@lightbeforethetunnel they don't need to try to make it look stupid. it just is. a friend of mine put effort into sneaking into a scientology building to mock their creepy brochures once. do his efforts mean scientology isn't already creepy?
@@lightbeforethetunnel I was told by a flat earther that he thought the world was flat.
And that was from his own mouth. I didn't need anything more to make it sound incredibly stupid and sad.
I've always wanted to attend a flat earth conference. So for once I could be the smartest person in the room.
Freewheelin' Franklin 😂
Idk I'm sure there are a couple sociopaths there pretending so they can find some imbeciles to do their work for them.
LOL
@@orangexylem Oh for sure. A co-worker of mind once admitted to me that he has a side gig where he prints flat earth shirts and logos with neat diagrams and such on them. Sells them for like 40 bucks a pop, costs him maybe like 4 dollars to make a shirt? People at these conferences will buy em no problem. Same guy went to the anti-vax trucker thing in Ottawa, sold 1200 dollars of anti vax shirts.
Plenty of people there know better but also need to make a quick buck.
You would be the dumbest.
Flat earther convention...🤔
I've got it! Best place to test the MOAB!🤣
Only in Dallas would this happen. What a hell-hole. Thank you, Jake!
🙂👍
Controlled Opposition: "Like you've never buried a dog." No better fodder for comedy than fools who take themselves seriously.
This guy's trolling level is 'Sasha Baron Cohen'
@Timothy Newitt sounds like he hurt you.
sasha baron cohen that’s who you came up with you need to get out more
@@donpettyandthespacefakers1798 Ahh, the irony of using the UA-cam comments section to slander others for not having a life. At least I have used my time indoors to learn how to apply punctuation to make myself more coherent.
fim speeway ...... what’s that matter if you don’t have a life lol so i don’t punctuate in the youtube comment section and i also do not believe the crazy idea that we live on a spinning water ball that would be impossible enjoy believing that nonsense and i’ll enjoy not putting comas and periods in my comments
@@donpettyandthespacefakers1798 You're just trying to make the movement seem stupid!
"Friday the 13th"
"And who's the bad guy in Friday the 13? Freddy Kruger"
Hahaha 🤣👌
The Flat Earther had it correct and the Kimmel troll was wrong.
Yeah, I don’t think you are really getting the whole shtick
@@tonedowne It was lame. Logan Paul's movie had moments that actually made me laugh. This was just sad and pathetic.
@@billkeithchannel OoOO yay! Finally one thing the flat-earthers got right... yay team...
@@billkeithchannel kinmel 'troll' was -wrong- trolling...
"You're trying to make the movement seem stupid".. He really doesn't have to do anything for that.
I absolutely love his connect-the-dots rants. Spot-on baby!
"Controlled opposition... You're trying to make the movement seem stupid." Too late. Lol
“You’re trying to make the movement look stupid.” We don’t have to try buddy
Yet your the one who believes you are living on a ball flying through outer space.
Found the flat earther
Mark sergeants job is to do that full time. Every single mainstream hit piece on flat earth you will find Mark sergeant front and center, including this one. I'd be very surprised if Mark wasn't aware of Jimmy kimmels film crew well in advance. He's a figure head for the type of people who watch Jimmy kimmel to point and laugh at, unaware that no serious globe doubters give him a shred of credit.
Feed Your Mind 2 no we know we are on a planet orbiting the Sun not flying. Just because you couldn’t comprehend basic science doesn’t mean science is wrong only that you are.
Jovial Nonce lol serious globe doubter is a great oxymoron.
Jake is a national treasure!
I remember when that doc. they put out proved the earth was round at the end.
absolute gold!
Well ... a tortilla's round.
so... if I'm speaking to my brother in NY and I'm in L.A. at sunset and he tells me the sun set in NY 3 hours ago, how does that work?
They actually believe that the Sun and moon are much smaller than they really are, and are much closer (like 3k miles away). That sun moves around in a circle above their flat Earth, only lighting up part of that flat surface at a time.... because you know...that's how light works lol. Debating these idiots is hilarious, but sad at the same time. They can't answer simple questions such as - How can people in the north hemisphere see the North star, yet can't see the Southern Cross, and vice versa for those living in the southern hemisphere if we're living on a flat surface?
“Oh you’ve never buried a dog, Scott!” That one phrase put this segment over the top.
"Am I just dropping a garbage bag of dogs into outer space?" 🤣
Definitely the best line! I love absurdist, satirical humor.
laugh it up. jokes on you.
@@meirbergstein4526 Earth is round, moron. Get over it.
Meir Bergstein It’s really not.
This guy is phenomenal !! 🤣🤣🤣 First time watching him !
@Clifford D. Latham II we can measure seismic s and p waves through the earth, from one side to the other. The core is actually solid and has a liquid outer core around it. The iron heavy core Doesn't allow the p waves through. That is how we know there is a core
:)
I was so sad to learn of the passing of Daryl Hannah. She shouldn't have got so close to the edge.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:36 Is that ANDREW FROM CHANNEL 5!!!? Was he doing the interview that Jake kept interrupting? Lmfao
"You're just trying to make the movement look stupid."
Sorry to break it to ya pal.....
Andrew Nyberg because it is
That ship has sailed
@@alfredoalcantar8691 um...that was the point...
Can't make them look stupid they did DAMN good job on there own 😂
Flat earth 💪
I dunno what Byrd just convinced me of.. but he's convinced me of something....
Oh, yeah. That the human race is doomed. That was it.
And that you can drink the pee when it comes out the second time. Its more sterile. 🤣
This video shows me....maybe another World War is probably not that bad at all.
@@NotRJ001 Hopefully Iran wins...
@@Pistolsatsean nah just a large casualties but not win
@@Pistolsatsean
I'm gonna root for Iran if it agrees it'll only take trump and the flat earthers and leave everyone else alone.
Jake Byrd is a flat-out genius!
You know what flat earthers do when they film out a plane window? Adjust their camera so it stops showing the arc that they're clearly seeing. Fly over the giant lake in Wisconsin and tell me you don't see an obvious curve.
Best troll ever.
He seriously is.
@@shhwine no he wasn't because he made it too obvious that he was a troll even they figured out that he's not actually a flat earther.
If trolls were actually like that, I'd find them much more enjoyable.
Is it odd that I just want to hug that guy?
@@Sindollx666x please watch all jake byrd material, so cringy. Love ministry.
@@shhwine well this one i enjoyed
“Do I look stupid to you”-flat earth convention goer
Well you are at a flat earth convention?
So where is your proof that the earth is a spinning waterball? How can we have gas pressure without a container, as claimed by your ridiculous globe model?
Please, I'd like to know...
@@SkemeKOS
xDDDD primary school experiments can proove its round any time, but if you really want to study it, you should have done it long ago ))))
@@SkemeKOS How can a cell phone call another cell phone with invisible magic powers?
@@SkemeKOS You are an idiots thats plenty of proof you stupid fuckwit. Oh that 2 proofs.
Pressure gradient.
i love his type of comedy. make something so crazy even the crazy people think he's crazy. I love it.
"Did you have a head injury too?" LOL
OMG, who is this guy? He is friggin hilarious. The Earth, Wind and Fire part was genius!
“Go to settings!”
LMAO! That was funny AF!!
How the hell does Jake remember these monologues? Incredible.
The most fascinating part of flat earthers is that each one has thier own unique insane theory of how and why the earth is flat. They don't even agree or have come to a consensus on how the earth is flat. but each one believes thier own theory. It's actually surprising these things don't break out in full blown fights arguing with each other who is right
@You Know Not Yeah. Go to the shore of any large body of water. You should be able to see the opposite shire,regardless of size, even if it's 10+ miles away. You can't see it, no matter what you do.
Enjoy!
@You Know Not Okay. using your logic....if the earth is flat it must have an edge.. can you lead me to it? Also, with a simple Google search you can very quickly find out why you can't see the curvature of the earth from lower elevations ...its pretty simple science. Something most learn in elementary school. If your personal beliefs deny what's objectively true about the world, then they're more accurately called personal delusions.
Harry Potter lives in a flat in London? Get me there right now. Sorry not sorry, Ginny.
You picked the perfect guy to ridicule these lunatics
The one's who can see through the big B.S. are called lunatics? Just wow
@@mrrobot9950 please don't vote
@@braesidebikes4344 vote? Since when you sheep thinks that voting matters?get the f put of the b.s. bubble you are living at
@@mrrobot9950 Chill out big guy. If you guys keep thinking the impossible is true and ignoring all our evidence, there is no way to avoid the ridicule. No point in screaming and being a keyboard warrior.
@@srivathsan8421 English if you speak English, I repeat since when voting it matters? Who was the last president or goverment that we voted and we elected it ?Are you really so naive?