Taking Over The Vegas Sphere w/ Dana White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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  • @rooster827
    @rooster827 2 місяці тому +1057

    Almost forgot Bert was there for a minute then “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

    • @joeygarcia4277
      @joeygarcia4277 2 місяці тому +13

      Like an Orca in the ocean

    • @DDRwoodwork
      @DDRwoodwork 2 місяці тому +31

      i audibly went "shut up bert"

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@@joeygarcia4277 so f'cking rude to orca's bro. No need to be so hateful

    • @aberiser9358
      @aberiser9358 2 місяці тому +9

      How can you not hear the breathing and throat burps lmao his mic was way to loud 😂😂

    • @dantheman41189
      @dantheman41189 2 місяці тому +2

      it's ok. We were all enjoying that minute until Bert reminded us of his presence

  • @nicholasclinton2212
    @nicholasclinton2212 2 місяці тому +541

    Thanks for robbing this interview of a seamless, thought-provoking conversation Bert Kreisher

    • @sibeproductions4387
      @sibeproductions4387 2 місяці тому +18

      he always makes it about him

    • @ermencg1630
      @ermencg1630 2 місяці тому +1

      You cant have that with dana white. Sometimes you get the feeling he lies but then you see he actualy believes the bs he talks about

    • @HokeLife
      @HokeLife 2 місяці тому +1

      seriously

    • @michaelhxhdhdjdj
      @michaelhxhdhdjdj 2 місяці тому

      Love how this has 10k views. So many ppl “hate tom and bert” and have the time too watch and comment on everything that someone they “hate” posts😂😂😂😂
      I have MANY people and comedians i cant stand either their personality or even if i like them but not their comedy (joe rogan).. guess what i just didnt watch his new special why the fuck would i😂 i watched the jre literilly 2 days ago with matt walsh and ive determined i really just dont like thst guy either so guess what! Im NOT going too watch his movie😂 my life is UNaffected i dont like them i dont watch their stuff and i move on and am happy and watch people and things i do like🥳. It seems obvious but surely constantly watching people or things u dont like would make u fucking MISERABLE!??? Too the point ur then commenting and spending so much time replying too comments and then commenting more etc. i am poor btw i literilly have £250 in my bank and no job! U lot really are fucking loosers!😂 at no point was tom wrong. I am a “poor” and see the joke in it becsuse use are such fucking loosers im broke but i have good friends and a fucking great family im happy! What person is happy but only hate watches stuff too leave shitty comments😂??? LOOSERS!😂 the truth hurts😂

    • @Wasatch99
      @Wasatch99 Місяць тому

      Right?! He is a dip s***

  • @bokuyper5894
    @bokuyper5894 2 місяці тому +241

    Tom and Dana just continuing their conversations when Bert blurts out stuff, fantastic stuff lol like parents trying to ignore their pushy toddler

    • @MastaShake327
      @MastaShake327 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kryterz
      @kryterz 2 місяці тому

      When Tom saya I'll come on a different tip to gamble and bertsay why not the same one. "I'm probably working" lmao, read the room

    • @Chad-k6d
      @Chad-k6d Місяць тому

      You genuinely think this is " fantastic stuff"? This is unwatchable and annoying af

    • @VENOM_kills
      @VENOM_kills Місяць тому

      When he says “And blackey” and Tom just snorts and looks over at Dana like “anyway” is painful to see

  • @valofalconery
    @valofalconery 2 місяці тому +129

    Tom and Dana having a really interesting conversation....
    Drunk and shoeless Bert: I HAVE A QUESTION!!

    • @drinkmorecocacola
      @drinkmorecocacola 2 місяці тому

      Is he drinking again?

    • @Woppa-xl7jk
      @Woppa-xl7jk 2 місяці тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @kryterz
      @kryterz 2 місяці тому

      Bert asked him a question, who would be his fave fighter to gamble with, then literally interrupted with another question before he answered. That's why I only watch when Bert has a hang over lol

    • @valofalconery
      @valofalconery Місяць тому +1

      @@drinkmorecocacola He literally has a huge bottle of vodka in this video and Dana calls him out about it.

  • @PickledRickles
    @PickledRickles 2 місяці тому +70

    I keep seeing Tom scream "Bert, shut the fuck up" in my head and it helps.

    • @MavDillain
      @MavDillain Місяць тому

      The only person worse than tom is Burp. They belong to each other

  • @sohambubka05
    @sohambubka05 2 місяці тому +2205

    The fact that Tom continues to conduct this show with an actual dolphin as a co-host is hilarious😅

    • @TazzChic-nz6hm
      @TazzChic-nz6hm 2 місяці тому +75

      I was just thinking the same. I actually think they are becoming too noticeably different. Bert is becoming embarrassing - I love him dearly but he needs to find a new group of "his people"

    • @sohambubka05
      @sohambubka05 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@TazzChic-nz6hm Bert laughs in a certain way 🐬😂

    • @badstar9670
      @badstar9670 2 місяці тому +30

      Dolphins are intelligent creatures, nro

    • @allen3309
      @allen3309 2 місяці тому

      That fat dolphin looks like it has serious health issues 😂

    • @DonRoccoRicardo
      @DonRoccoRicardo 2 місяці тому +2

      I translated it as "I agree"

  • @xamazingxethanx
    @xamazingxethanx 2 місяці тому +1106

    Tom literally talking over Bert like he's his toddler lol

    • @commentforthealgo5383
      @commentforthealgo5383 2 місяці тому +27

      its like hes finally around an adult and bert finally shuts up does not want to say something gay or stupid

    • @DND09
      @DND09 2 місяці тому +25

      Dana is legit and he knows he had to steer this one lol good on him

    • @SinisterSeeds
      @SinisterSeeds 2 місяці тому +2

      He has to lol

    • @importtuner2oo4
      @importtuner2oo4 2 місяці тому +4

      A re-toddler

    • @LiquidityThieves
      @LiquidityThieves 2 місяці тому

      Thats cuz bert is a simpleton

  • @Sonofgrievous
    @Sonofgrievous 2 місяці тому +713

    Bert: I like drinking
    Dana: yea. You got a bottle of vodka. It’s noon 😂

    • @irish7611
      @irish7611 2 місяці тому +16

      @@Sonofgrievous Dana is probably thinking …. “Keep this weirdo away from Jon Jones please….” 😂

    • @cesaruribe2487
      @cesaruribe2487 2 місяці тому +6

      Me me me I love this city more than you Dana. I promise.

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy 2 місяці тому +10

      @@cesaruribe2487 When they ignored Bert's interruptions he just giggled louder than they spoke. Most insecure human being in comedy.

    • @BluntVille
      @BluntVille 2 місяці тому +3

      @@cesaruribe2487 No one thinks about joe like i do , you want to know what i feel about joe??

    • @james654100
      @james654100 2 місяці тому

      ​@@BluntVilleNobody cares. Joe's the shit!

  • @beauchristy5400
    @beauchristy5400 2 місяці тому +44

    Bert just called one of the best businessmen in the country an idiot😂

  • @apehunter1
    @apehunter1 2 місяці тому +22

    This episode is Berts downfall mark

  • @ciancoughlan2690
    @ciancoughlan2690 2 місяці тому +210

    Bert makes me understand narcissism

  • @mzerebniak
    @mzerebniak 2 місяці тому +234

    Should’ve been a Tom Talks episode

  • @AlanGuerrero4
    @AlanGuerrero4 2 місяці тому +1259

    Too big of a guest to have Bert there respectfully

    • @kompressahdnb
      @kompressahdnb 2 місяці тому +33

      I was thinking the same before I went into the comments.

    • @Pupper888
      @Pupper888 2 місяці тому +36

      100% agree. He only contributes an obnoxious wheezing laugh 🙄

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 2 місяці тому

      Bert and Dana have a lot in common...they'd use an open hand when slapping their wife.

    • @TheBigXav
      @TheBigXav 2 місяці тому +2

      @@AlanGuerrero4 respectfully

    • @lordtubington995
      @lordtubington995 2 місяці тому +11

      Right? His whole constant bout of one-upmanship is so aggravating. Let your guest and co-host talk. If it was someone that’s been on 5-6 times I get it. I’m sure Dana will not offer to come back in the near future.

  • @theohurt4026
    @theohurt4026 2 місяці тому +6

    that last statement was real "I love my life so much I don't want to go to sleep at night" new life goal

  • @lexton62
    @lexton62 Місяць тому +8

    This episode made me understand the Bert hate

  • @garrettrichardson403
    @garrettrichardson403 2 місяці тому +262

    I've never wished Bert would go away more. What a fantastic interview for Tom and Dana being interrupted by a dolphin toddler. Calling Rogan a moron to the biggest Rogan fan. It's the best of "Bert not reading the room."

    • @msjenanicole
      @msjenanicole 2 місяці тому +7

      💯

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy 2 місяці тому +7

      I'm 50 minutes in and wondering how Dana didn't find the door.

    • @Sid00077
      @Sid00077 2 місяці тому +5

      Rogan and Bert are close pals and Dana knows that. They are comedians and Dana knows how comedians riff with each other. There was no malice behind Bert calling Joe a moron, especially Bert, a gay who will tell anyone who would listen how much Joe helped him and his career

    • @JohanLiebert1
      @JohanLiebert1 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Sid00077 Bert is a comedian?

    • @santiagosolanonavarro7055
      @santiagosolanonavarro7055 2 місяці тому

      ​@@FunnyDougy is not like that anymore..

  • @dbrano74
    @dbrano74 2 місяці тому +934

    Came here to shit on Bart but 276+ people beat me to it! 😂🤣

  • @micahzig7257
    @micahzig7257 2 місяці тому +309

    The audacity Bert has calling anybody a moron is wild.

    • @johnpronk7778
      @johnpronk7778 2 місяці тому

      Was just coming here to say this, Joe should beat his ass

    • @Zalman1337
      @Zalman1337 2 місяці тому +1

      A comic's brain is so different than a pedestrian's brain.

  • @jamescole4997
    @jamescole4997 2 місяці тому +8

    Tom should have solo’d this one.

  • @that__one__guy5405
    @that__one__guy5405 2 місяці тому +20

    Literally the first noise Bart made was that of a regarded drunken porpoise

    • @travistownsend8800
      @travistownsend8800 11 днів тому

      Watching on my phone and it actually scared my 7 year old in the other room. "DAD! WHAT WAS THAT? 😮"

  • @williedame4406
    @williedame4406 2 місяці тому +127

    Biggest pet peeve is an interviewer asking a question and then proceeding to answer it themselves. Scwaub does it, Bert does it. Grinds my gears.

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy 2 місяці тому +2

      If you watched more episodes "I think you'd be surprised."

    • @jeffreyhaskin7584
      @jeffreyhaskin7584 2 місяці тому

      @@FunnyDougy Here's the thing...

    • @iliasss23
      @iliasss23 2 місяці тому

      i dont mind it

    • @michaelhxhdhdjdj
      @michaelhxhdhdjdj 2 місяці тому

      @@FunnyDougy Then why the fuck do use watch it!??
      I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!!
      Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time

  • @Bangarang88
    @Bangarang88 2 місяці тому +265

    I can’t imagine the talk Tom must’ve had with Bert for him to be that quiet during this episode 😆

    • @tylersypherd5461
      @tylersypherd5461 2 місяці тому +27

      I guess you didn’t see the whole episode yet

    • @eravasio897
      @eravasio897 2 місяці тому +3

      And Bert is still so punishing to listen to.

    • @johnthankarlssn
      @johnthankarlssn 2 місяці тому

      I mean, Isn't Bert basically hearing impaired now? lol

    • @danielmeuler2877
      @danielmeuler2877 2 місяці тому +5

      Quite for Bert. Obnoxious for any other normal human. Imagine being that insufferable and not know it.

  • @animalarmy
    @animalarmy 2 місяці тому +485

    Bert thinking of Joe as a moron is the ultimate irony

    • @ThedeadlyOG
      @ThedeadlyOG 2 місяці тому

      My god man they both are monkey brained . Joe only goes after Bert bc he’s such a weak target and needs to be called out and Bert can’t stand to be called out on any of his insane behavior bc of course he’s a monkey Brain too

    • @TheKingOfBeans
      @TheKingOfBeans 2 місяці тому

      But Joe is a moron

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy 2 місяці тому +10

      "It's Bert" -Ari Shaffir

    • @jarkinmalarkin
      @jarkinmalarkin 2 місяці тому +3

      Well he's right

    • @18JR78
      @18JR78 2 місяці тому +18

      He’s mad Joe made fun of him on the latest JRE episode with Tom

  • @patricksome7142
    @patricksome7142 2 місяці тому +39

    Bert calling Dana a regular guy, and a moron was jaw-dropping.
    Bert, youre no where near dana's level. Dont ever make the mistake of putting yourself next to him like that again. I could see dana physically restraining his own mouth when you started your drunk rambles.

    • @Illiyinmusic
      @Illiyinmusic 2 місяці тому +1

      "don't ever do that again" lmao and you're telling someone what to do when you're not a fraction of their level. Crazy. Talking like that you sound like you're broke, but try to manifest being something one day, but it'll never happen because you don't have it.

    • @patricksome7142
      @patricksome7142 2 місяці тому +2

      @jerryhill8281 I'm very, very far from broke. I earned my money, unlike Bert, which is why he's unaware of his actual social standings. You should probably learn how to put a decent sentence together, yourself. It'll be a good step in the right direction for you. You spell and type like someone who buys single ply toilet paper and spends extra money on Jordan's instead of work boots.

    • @tommy2swole
      @tommy2swole 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@patricksome7142 dude chill that's Bert's burner account

  • @LuridRequiem
    @LuridRequiem 2 місяці тому +17

    Bert making noise is like the hired help trying to start a conversation with billionaires at the board meeting

  • @ddl2k7
    @ddl2k7 2 місяці тому +438

    Bert added zero to this, I'm impressed how cool headed Dana was dealing with Bert's stupid nothingness talking points

    • @dalelane1948
      @dalelane1948 2 місяці тому +9

      Don’t you know how “prolific“ Bart is? 😂 He misused that word over and over again

    • @randahlliebelt8603
      @randahlliebelt8603 2 місяці тому +12

      Especially with the "we're all morons" comment. Wtf Bort

    • @ilike2watch66
      @ilike2watch66 2 місяці тому

      Not to mention the a-hole that he is said to Dana, ”we are totally welcome to be invited to one of those parties”. When Dana was talking about the parties he throws at the end. What kind of douchebag says something like that.

    • @sibeproductions4387
      @sibeproductions4387 2 місяці тому +11

      when he starts going "I watch every Jake Paul fight" out of nowhere look at Dana's expression go cold. Barf you mess

    • @dogologyaz5625
      @dogologyaz5625 2 місяці тому

      Bert never does. He’s a waste.

  • @stephenvermeer9991
    @stephenvermeer9991 2 місяці тому +203

    Barks face is so red from holding in all the talking he wants to do. Really wish he sat this one out

    • @immasurvivor
      @immasurvivor 2 місяці тому +10

      Hey, we cant dogpile him for talking too much and also dogpile him when he actually shus up.....Ok, we totally can but its not nice.

    • @tyler1735
      @tyler1735 2 місяці тому +5

      @@immasurvivor yes we can and will.

    • @immasurvivor
      @immasurvivor 2 місяці тому +3

      @@tyler1735 Good point, as you were soldier.

  • @Kukkema
    @Kukkema 2 місяці тому +113

    Bert is contributing with absolutely nothing in these 😂

    • @cowboychamploo7777
      @cowboychamploo7777 2 місяці тому +1

      Not true at all.. he regularly laughs at nothing, interrupts/derails, and disrespects the guest and the man who made his career, he has tons to contribute its just all wack af

  • @McLovin0417
    @McLovin0417 2 місяці тому +7

    I don't know what's worse: Bert or commercials every 5min

  • @azinke4711
    @azinke4711 2 місяці тому +4

    I love how Tom looked Dana in his face and said I’m going to book a separate gambling trip with you that doesn’t include drunk Bert 😂

  • @ninjallama7046
    @ninjallama7046 2 місяці тому +59

    I bet Tom would’ve LOVED this as a Tom talks episode

  • @lorenzofernandez8950
    @lorenzofernandez8950 2 місяці тому +32

    Tom having a fantastic, well informed interview with Dana.. Bert "Oooo Ooooo, pay attention to me!!!'

  • @TeaGF
    @TeaGF 2 місяці тому +229

    I laughed so hard when Bert said "tom is mexican" and Dana doesn't even acknowledge it at all and keeps talking

    • @derekdurham8829
      @derekdurham8829 2 місяці тому +7

      Mr white doesn't care about race he is a wonderful person

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy 2 місяці тому

      Dana deals with cage fighters every day, what's one more pompous buffoon?

    • @Blaze42069-z
      @Blaze42069-z 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@derekdurham8829 Tell that to Woodley

    • @verakoo6187
      @verakoo6187 2 місяці тому

      ​@@derekdurham8829 nah it's because he can clearly tell Tom is Japanese

    • @lordtubington995
      @lordtubington995 2 місяці тому

      He also shrugged off Bert’s attempt of humour towards Native Americans. Should be a good enough clip to get rolling to get’em cancelled in Canada🤣

  • @austinweir5281
    @austinweir5281 2 місяці тому +3

    The amount of times Bert interrupts is astonishing!

  • @withoutthestatepodcast4989
    @withoutthestatepodcast4989 Місяць тому +3

    “Someone bring some ice in here” Jesus Bert

  • @AirWindFire
    @AirWindFire 2 місяці тому +277

    Tom: says something mildly pleasant
    Bert: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Bert wasn’t bullied enough.

    • @beatrice81
      @beatrice81 2 місяці тому +2

      It's clear who was sheltered

    • @danglytiger2638
      @danglytiger2638 2 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @samtavakoli6682
      @samtavakoli6682 2 місяці тому +6

      My favourite was when he basically asked Dana to rat on any mobsters who maybe still running some things in Vegas, on a podcast. I'm not saying Vegas isn't clean, but if it's not, he's definitely not telling the alcoholic attention seeker who can't keep anything to himself, on a podcast.

    • @fredychicano654
      @fredychicano654 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@samtavakoli6682Vegas never will be cleaned

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy 2 місяці тому

      Little rich kid staying in college forever on daddy's dime.

  • @BicMitchum99
    @BicMitchum99 2 місяці тому +155

    Tom missed an opportunity to make Bert go get coffees while the adults were talking.

    • @DirectorBrazil
      @DirectorBrazil 2 місяці тому +1

      Tate was disappointed

    • @alberttang6955
      @alberttang6955 2 місяці тому

      He should have taken a cash roll out of his pocket, peeled off a couple of big bills, and told Bret "Here, go out front and get yourself a sandwich, any kind you like, and a soda. When we're done here, someone will take you back home."

  • @jibberilins
    @jibberilins 2 місяці тому +105

    This video would be better if Bert would just shut up 😂😂

  • @jeradcullen9155
    @jeradcullen9155 Місяць тому +3

    I cant believe that Bert interrupts Tom and Dana literally in every single scenario. Toms patience is insane. He stops Tom from talking every time he tries to ask a question, in the middle of a question, just to ask his own question. It must be exhausting.

  • @fox3rc05
    @fox3rc05 2 місяці тому +7

    Can we get a [Skip Bert] option instead of [Skip Ad] for this one ?! Damn

    • @michaelhxhdhdjdj
      @michaelhxhdhdjdj 2 місяці тому

      Then why the fuck do use watch it!??
      I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!!
      Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time

  • @richardhall5221
    @richardhall5221 2 місяці тому +68

    I love how Bert kept asking how Dana starts his day, then repeatedly interrupted him with bs. Thank God Tom was there to control him.

  • @admiraloreo
    @admiraloreo 2 місяці тому +178

    Dana: “i was in my 20s so i didnt read the news paper”
    Bert: *hyena laughs*

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy 2 місяці тому +2

      Bert is about as easy on the ears as Kamala.

    • @Jimboslice35
      @Jimboslice35 2 місяці тому +3

      That was bizarre

    • @Chris-od1jp
      @Chris-od1jp Місяць тому

      No wonder he didn't realise the internet existed

    • @FlameNM
      @FlameNM Місяць тому

      @@FunnyDougyleave it to a moron to bring politics into this

  • @jackwilson5869
    @jackwilson5869 2 місяці тому +42

    Bert is such a great uncle to his kids

  • @JohnnyDeezlifts
    @JohnnyDeezlifts 2 місяці тому +3

    Leave it to Bert to incoherently flex to Dana the entire podcast😂

  • @boyhowdy1034
    @boyhowdy1034 Місяць тому +4

    Is Bert capable of not putting himself at the center of every question? "I name drop. Who do you name drop"? "I have a video where i talk about how I love drinking. Why do you like gambling?" Also, Bert saying "we are all really rich guys" to Dana is like talking to Tom Brady about your peewee resume.

  • @lindseyhawkes201
    @lindseyhawkes201 2 місяці тому +109

    Could have been such a cool interview but Bert was there.

    • @MrSpeedyAce
      @MrSpeedyAce 2 місяці тому +3

      Dude had me triggering so hard in the first 10 mins 🤬🤬🤬

    • @Jetlifeetravi
      @Jetlifeetravi 2 місяці тому +1

      Can't stand the dude

  • @jessicamattix2264
    @jessicamattix2264 2 місяці тому +70

    I love how when Bert says “we’re all Keto guys” Dana and Tom pause and say nothing and then keep taking.. ☠️

  • @boakeen
    @boakeen 2 місяці тому +145

    I wish bert was sick for this one

    • @AllieLivin
      @AllieLivin 2 місяці тому +4

      Good for you

    • @Zareias
      @Zareias 2 місяці тому +3

      Toddlers with iPads have better opinions

    • @tobiasdangershaft3036
      @tobiasdangershaft3036 2 місяці тому +7

      @@Zareiasbig bart fan? Do you watch after you get dropped off by the short bus?

    • @DannyLynch123
      @DannyLynch123 2 місяці тому +1

      I think he was for this one tbh 😅

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Zareias Than Bert.

  • @mandaloreward8299
    @mandaloreward8299 2 місяці тому +2

    I love when Blurt asks a question and immediately interrupts him when he goes to answer.

  • @chriswyszkowski640
    @chriswyszkowski640 Місяць тому +2

    The way Dana obliterates Bert by saying he watched all his kid's events live at work - was priceless.

  • @bamaramify
    @bamaramify 2 місяці тому +284

    Berts random comments and laughs just take me out of the conversation immediately lol

    • @TheBigXav
      @TheBigXav 2 місяці тому +15

      Tom brings up blackjack because it’s Dana white and he is asked about it in every interview
      Bert: “YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS PERFECT *squeals*”
      Dana: 😐

    • @Anthony-ti2it
      @Anthony-ti2it 2 місяці тому +3

      They always start with “me” “mine” or “I” 😂

    • @guthoriantony
      @guthoriantony 2 місяці тому +5

      I'm glad someone else dislikes bert

    • @ctrl_alt_del100
      @ctrl_alt_del100 2 місяці тому +2

      Probably what your wife says about you

    • @Zareias
      @Zareias 2 місяці тому +1

      @@guthoriantonyyou’re glad to be proven that you’re a part of an unhappy vocally distressed crowd. My god. Does he not see himself?

  • @elssmann827
    @elssmann827 2 місяці тому +25

    Man it would be so great to have this episode with just Tom and Dana.

  • @impoundedkota
    @impoundedkota 2 місяці тому +54

    took him an hour, but he finally de-railed this fuckin thing

  • @kz3973
    @kz3973 2 місяці тому +3

    I’ve resisted the Bert hate to this point but this interview put me over the edge

  • @DJPRADO494
    @DJPRADO494 Місяць тому +2

    Dana don’t wanna hang out with Bert 😂

  • @bearkuda
    @bearkuda 2 місяці тому +62

    Brent is holding YMH back as a whole.

  • @derpderpington824
    @derpderpington824 2 місяці тому +116

    Stop saying prolific, Bert. It doesn't mean what you think it means.😂

    • @gjergjib.9896
      @gjergjib.9896 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @mikeyt2404
      @mikeyt2404 2 місяці тому +2

      Ya I think he means prophetic lol

    • @mikepascale3836
      @mikepascale3836 2 місяці тому +4

      Bert's use of the word prolific is prolific. 😂 I think he meant profound.

    • @danmartin9160
      @danmartin9160 2 місяці тому +8

      Tom. I know you love Bert and I know he's your best friend but It's time man. Drop Bert so we can actually listen to a good conversation when you have a great guest on

    • @sperez3275
      @sperez3275 2 місяці тому

      @@danmartin9160 god y’all r miserable 😂 it seems like it sucks /: Get well soon!

  • @jaymckown15
    @jaymckown15 2 місяці тому +70

    Bert being obnoxiously drunk for sit down with a shark like Dana White is crazy. He should watch this back and be embarrassed. He openly shouted for ice while Dana was mid-convo. Get sober Bert and grow up

    • @matthewhill7311
      @matthewhill7311 2 місяці тому

      you can tell by the tone of that quick comment hes an absolute cund to everyone that works for him or he thinks are below him

    • @carlosbenavnete241
      @carlosbenavnete241 2 місяці тому +1

      Hey spread love not hate brother

    • @michaelhxhdhdjdj
      @michaelhxhdhdjdj 2 місяці тому

      Then why the fuck do use watch it!??
      I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!!
      Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 Місяць тому

      Bert Kreischer is like an impetuous 14 year old boy, but thousands of times more annoying. And yet again CANNOT RESIST interrupting.

  • @stevieberg
    @stevieberg Місяць тому

    1:06:24 as someone who has watched every ufc event for years, the sphere was nothing short of magical. Was such a nice break from the normal UFC promo stuff between fights and absolutely epic. Need to have more of those in the future.

  • @GW420
    @GW420 Місяць тому +1

    The machine!!!!! Bert can do no wrong

  • @seanwasko5360
    @seanwasko5360 2 місяці тому +41

    Bert looks like he’s about to explode. He hasn’t heard a word. all he’s thought about is wait til my story. 😂

  • @DDrrjj_j
    @DDrrjj_j 2 місяці тому +138

    8:55 "this is the most corrupt place in the world"
    Dana realizing the adult across from him has room temp IQ

    • @irish7611
      @irish7611 2 місяці тому +5

      Then we hear Bert wheezing into the mic and struggling to sit ….

    • @tbizzle00
      @tbizzle00 2 місяці тому +4

      Room temp IQ 😂

    • @peezyplays-_-
      @peezyplays-_- 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂room temp iq got it

    • @andreaadams8849
      @andreaadams8849 2 місяці тому

      In Celsius

  • @gooooooofy7194
    @gooooooofy7194 2 місяці тому +21

    2:25 brets first word

    • @MySackSweat
      @MySackSweat 2 місяці тому

      Goddammit hahaha

    • @Vijaymhawar
      @Vijaymhawar 10 днів тому +1

      That was one diabolical noise 💀

  • @publub1142
    @publub1142 2 місяці тому +18

    Thank god Tom is finally doing something about this. Brenden Schwab is better than Burt now days

  • @ZR2124
    @ZR2124 2 місяці тому +6

    Bert not wearing socks or shoes pisses me off

  • @nickpich1
    @nickpich1 2 місяці тому +51

    Tom, i respect your loyalty to Bert. But he is holding you back.

    • @drinkmorecocacola
      @drinkmorecocacola 2 місяці тому

      Lmao he’s famous for the hate Bert gets. It makes you comment and even that makes me comment to inform you.

    • @showtime1235
      @showtime1235 Місяць тому

      frrrr

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 Місяць тому

      Too late, I grew sick of Tom a LONG time ago too

  • @ronnydisalvo80
    @ronnydisalvo80 2 місяці тому +36

    When is Bert gonna get a shirt that says. ITS ALL ABOUT ME 😅😂

  • @Jimmyjohnson17768
    @Jimmyjohnson17768 2 місяці тому +248

    Every time Bert speaks I just immediately start getting annoyed

    • @mortenkittelsen1993
      @mortenkittelsen1993 2 місяці тому +9

      Like when you comment on videos?

    • @jeremyfortune7274
      @jeremyfortune7274 2 місяці тому +5

      The show would be much better without Bert… use his name, fine, but he doesn’t need to interject or speak at all. Try it, bet money more folks watch

    • @shelleyhernandez6510
      @shelleyhernandez6510 2 місяці тому +4

      Me too! I’m sure Dana has fantastic stories but Bert won’t let him complete a thought. Down boy! 😂

    • @am3r1k1lla5
      @am3r1k1lla5 2 місяці тому +2

      Don't listen then just stick to your mom's house

    • @NateGUYYY
      @NateGUYYY 2 місяці тому

      @@mortenkittelsen1993good one. You clown.

  • @JoshBCruz
    @JoshBCruz 2 місяці тому +1

    🎉 Great episode! Dana is wich a breath if fresh air & Motivation ~ always genuine and has such great stories with great people.

  • @cheahbuddy6146
    @cheahbuddy6146 2 місяці тому +7

    I swear Bert has that terrible laugh so people are forced to acknowledge his existence 😂.

    • @JohnnyDeezlifts
      @JohnnyDeezlifts Місяць тому +1

      @@cheahbuddy6146 100% true🤣

    • @cheahbuddy6146
      @cheahbuddy6146 Місяць тому

      @@JohnnyDeezlifts I literally didn't notice he was there for ages till he did his horrible laugh talkin that makes me wanna jam a pencil through both my ear drums simultaneously.

  • @cas126
    @cas126 2 місяці тому +34

    Bert has the kind of energy that could make even the weird guy at work uncomfortable

  • @jamescollins5128
    @jamescollins5128 2 місяці тому +52

    Dana just ignoring butter is great

    • @OMGJaybe
      @OMGJaybe 2 місяці тому +2

      BUTTER 💀

  • @shelleyhernandez6510
    @shelleyhernandez6510 2 місяці тому +21

    Everytime I get excited about what Dana’s about to say, Bert derails the train. Is this what every podcast is like? 😂

  • @chansoopark9953
    @chansoopark9953 Місяць тому

    Tom is a GREAT FRIEND for carrying bert

  • @markmadonna7068
    @markmadonna7068 2 місяці тому +25

    Im still try to get over the fact that Bert of all people called rogan a moron🤦‍♂️

  • @lukeyfresh
    @lukeyfresh 2 місяці тому +124

    7 min in and bert is def dying inside. I just know he wants to start yapping

    • @beatrice81
      @beatrice81 2 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂really

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P 2 місяці тому +5

      Min 8 he begins 🤣

    • @tyler1735
      @tyler1735 2 місяці тому +3

      Just wait.

    • @deaderthendead041
      @deaderthendead041 14 днів тому

      I bet you couldn't be original with jokes if your life depended on it

  • @C_Alcock
    @C_Alcock 2 місяці тому +35

    WOW from the 1hr mark on Bert is absolutely insufferable. Too drunk to have an adult conversation(not that he can handle that sober) I feel bad for Tom, especially at 1:02 when he's tapping his arm while cutting him & Dana off like a undisciplined 5 year old and saying everything is "prolific" which he somehow managed to not use correctly even once! Lmao

  • @ErnestPanda33
    @ErnestPanda33 2 місяці тому

    My entire family and I all gathered at my house to watch the UFC Noche at the Sphere and WOW, we had such a badass time!!! Thank you Dana for those awsome memories

  • @KevinLopez-dn7if
    @KevinLopez-dn7if Місяць тому

    You know it’s a great interview when Bert is under control for most of the interview 😂😂😂😂

  • @Dough709
    @Dough709 2 місяці тому +17

    Dana bringing his own Powerslap cup is killing me.

  • @Alec19347
    @Alec19347 2 місяці тому +23

    Bert tryna explain the thrill of gambling to Dana….

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy 2 місяці тому +1

      He said "ME" a lot in that explanations, in most of his explanations to be fair.

    • @seanhurley150
      @seanhurley150 2 місяці тому

      The tiggles

  • @buckeyegirl16
    @buckeyegirl16 2 місяці тому +51

    I can't believe bert called Joe Rogan a moron. That's bananas. Bert wouldn't last even 5 minutes talking to any of Joe's scientist or political scientist type guests or even talking to Joe on any of those topics. That comment was asinine.

    • @tomrockwood851
      @tomrockwood851 2 місяці тому

      Joe Rogan: Smartest man in a country full of idiots.

    • @itsandy11
      @itsandy11 2 місяці тому

      How surprised are you?

    • @davidmgill
      @davidmgill 29 днів тому

      To be fair, Joe is a moron for promoting Bert to us all.

  • @t2001kd
    @t2001kd 2 місяці тому +3

    Time for Tom to drop Bert!

  • @kidwave1
    @kidwave1 Місяць тому +1

    There has NEVER EXISTED a less self aware human being than Bert Kreischer!

  • @centraltravelsports3696
    @centraltravelsports3696 2 місяці тому +25

    Hey, you tube is there an edited version without Bert talking? Those time stamps would be priceless!

  • @craigmcvey2808
    @craigmcvey2808 2 місяці тому +20

    Bert: I'd love to talk more about me.
    His actual only thought

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy 2 місяці тому +1

      You forgot the part where he goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" over everyone while they're talking because he'd rather hear the sound of dolphin than other humans who aren't speaking about him.

    • @craigmcvey2808
      @craigmcvey2808 2 місяці тому

      @@FunnyDougy frankly, dolphins should be insulted because at least their "EEEEEEEE" means something to them. Berts noise is just nightmare fuel for my earbuds

  • @Zareias
    @Zareias 2 місяці тому +64

    how did Dana even stand Bert for 1 hour 20 😂

  • @devembree8220
    @devembree8220 Місяць тому +1

    Awesome episode. Cool to see the father side of Dana.

  • @BobbyDieMond
    @BobbyDieMond 2 місяці тому +4

    Dana’s real af. Never insulted anyone when Burt was instigating and instead he’d say nice stuff about them. Podcast Cringe is gonna go crazy with this episode.

  • @TwoTreesVisuals
    @TwoTreesVisuals 2 місяці тому +30

    Bert was not prepared for this moment.

  • @ja5304
    @ja5304 2 місяці тому +31

    2 seconds in and I already can hear Bert labored breathing. Put on a god damn cpap

    • @FreemanThomas2
      @FreemanThomas2 2 місяці тому +2

      😂. Tom should be reading these burns on his ymh podcast.

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy 2 місяці тому

      @@FreemanThomas2 He can't lose the fat chick in his friend group that makes him look so good.

  • @brianquadflieg5578
    @brianquadflieg5578 2 місяці тому +26

    Could of been a good show if Bert called in sick

  • @timhensley1415
    @timhensley1415 2 місяці тому +2

    Bert “ I know what you’re going to do” Dana: (smiles and just looks at him like no the fuck you don’t) lol

  • @lucasdempsey8751
    @lucasdempsey8751 2 місяці тому +3

    They definitely talked before this about Tom leading the interview and Bert forgot after 10 minutes

  • @vertical7047
    @vertical7047 2 місяці тому +22

    Bertrude calling Joey, Tommy and Dana dumb guys. Is like me (a movie theater janitor) calling Tommy a poor. He sounds a little butt hurt about everyone talking about how simple he is 😂

  • @MrTamiller07
    @MrTamiller07 2 місяці тому +17

    I’m honestly surprised it took over an hour for Bret to ask Dana how much money he makes

  • @Sick6thSense
    @Sick6thSense 2 місяці тому +18

    Bert "Can I ask you a weird question" Kreischer

    • @davidmgill
      @davidmgill 29 днів тому

      But he’ll ask the question in a way that somehow brings it back to him and show how he’s s cool guy.

  • @Betty-Boop809
    @Betty-Boop809 2 місяці тому +3

    “We’re all wealthy men in this room” probably something to keep to yourself.

  • @jfoss1974
    @jfoss1974 2 місяці тому +1

    Vegas is a great playground for adults. I agree with Dana 💯

  • @Poise716
    @Poise716 2 місяці тому +17

    lol came to comment on Bert. You guys got this 😂