I was just thinking the same. I actually think they are becoming too noticeably different. Bert is becoming embarrassing - I love him dearly but he needs to find a new group of "his people"
Right? His whole constant bout of one-upmanship is so aggravating. Let your guest and co-host talk. If it was someone that’s been on 5-6 times I get it. I’m sure Dana will not offer to come back in the near future.
My god man they both are monkey brained . Joe only goes after Bert bc he’s such a weak target and needs to be called out and Bert can’t stand to be called out on any of his insane behavior bc of course he’s a monkey Brain too
Not true at all.. he regularly laughs at nothing, interrupts/derails, and disrespects the guest and the man who made his career, he has tons to contribute its just all wack af
I've never wished Bert would go away more. What a fantastic interview for Tom and Dana being interrupted by a dolphin toddler. Calling Rogan a moron to the biggest Rogan fan. It's the best of "Bert not reading the room."
Rogan and Bert are close pals and Dana knows that. They are comedians and Dana knows how comedians riff with each other. There was no malice behind Bert calling Joe a moron, especially Bert, a gay who will tell anyone who would listen how much Joe helped him and his career
Not to mention the a-hole that he is said to Dana, ”we are totally welcome to be invited to one of those parties”. When Dana was talking about the parties he throws at the end. What kind of douchebag says something like that.
WOW from the 1hr mark on Bert is absolutely insufferable. Too drunk to have an adult conversation(not that he can handle that sober) I feel bad for Tom, especially at 1:02 when he's tapping his arm while cutting him & Dana off like a undisciplined 5 year old and saying everything is "prolific" which he somehow managed to not use correctly even once! Lmao
My favourite was when he basically asked Dana to rat on any mobsters who maybe still running some things in Vegas, on a podcast. I'm not saying Vegas isn't clean, but if it's not, he's definitely not telling the alcoholic attention seeker who can't keep anything to himself, on a podcast.
He should have taken a cash roll out of his pocket, peeled off a couple of big bills, and told Bret "Here, go out front and get yourself a sandwich, any kind you like, and a soda. When we're done here, someone will take you back home."
Tom brings up blackjack because it’s Dana white and he is asked about it in every interview Bert: “YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS PERFECT *squeals*” Dana: 😐
Tom. I know you love Bert and I know he's your best friend but It's time man. Drop Bert so we can actually listen to a good conversation when you have a great guest on
I hope Bert watches this and feels the embarrassment we feel for Tom and learns he could dial back the drinks especially if you know you got a POD with Dana White coming up, I’m all for fun but business is business right?
I can't believe bert called Joe Rogan a moron. That's bananas. Bert wouldn't last even 5 minutes talking to any of Joe's scientist or political scientist type guests or even talking to Joe on any of those topics. That comment was asinine.
Bert being obnoxiously drunk for sit down with a shark like Dana White is crazy. He should watch this back and be embarrassed. He openly shouted for ice while Dana was mid-convo. Get sober Bert and grow up
Bertrude calling Joey, Tommy and Dana dumb guys. Is like me (a movie theater janitor) calling Tommy a poor. He sounds a little butt hurt about everyone talking about how simple he is 😂
Bert calling Dana a regular guy, and a moron was jaw-dropping. Bert, youre no where near dana's level. Dont ever make the mistake of putting yourself next to him like that again. I could see dana physically restraining his own mouth when you started your drunk rambles.
You forgot the part where he goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" over everyone while they're talking because he'd rather hear the sound of dolphin than other humans who aren't speaking about him.
@@FunnyDougy frankly, dolphins should be insulted because at least their "EEEEEEEE" means something to them. Berts noise is just nightmare fuel for my earbuds
I usually think the hate for Bert is overblown but this episode was rough. At times Tom would be halfway through a sentence and he interrupts with another uninteresting tangent. The alcohol makes it much worse, yikes
The fact he has used every tool to his advantage is amazing. Still working and using technology to his advantage to be able to watch his kids events live is amazing. Kids just want you to be there anyway you can and be involved. The fact he couldn’t be there but still found a way to be there trust me it meant so much to them kids.
@@TheBigXaviPad baby = someone who can’t control their emotions on the internet, who chooses to feel outraged and respond like an untrained dog. How does hating on someone’s success make you feel? 😂 poor mentality.
@@DraconianD ironically you commenting on his comment should go against your own sentiment. You are the real IPad baby. No where in his comment did he hate on barts success. Stop projecting, you won’t get invited to their next vodka event.
This interview really showed how annoyed Bert makes people. He's becoming more and more intolerable. He's reminds me of Stewart from Mad TV "Look what I can do!" and then does nothing. Just the least funny most irritating person ever. Episodes where it's just Tom and Bert are good because it's mostly Tom gaslighting Bert. But whenever there's another guest along with Bert or Tom not there at all, the episodes are just painful to make it through. I'm just happy to see that with each episode more and more people are realizing how much Bert sucks.
Bert and Dana are such opposites this is hilarious. We know Dana because he took a worthless company and turned it into a multi billion dollar company. We know Bert for taking off his shirt and getting drunk at noon. What a world we live in👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Imagine being this deeply upset by someone’s personality you can’t even tolerate listening to them. You must be the life of the party. Guarantee you’re the type of guy to tell people to shut up when they’re enjoying themselves😂
@@Andrewtaint33I don’t remember asking for you to bring up homosexuality. Is that what’s on your mind? Calling someone closeted is the most SUS thing ever. No one cares. If you do. You’re closeted 😂
Never considered just seeking ahead whenever Bert speaks. I thought the comment was helpful. Definitely gave a me a few minutes of my life back watching a mostly good interview.
I’m glad they started the vodka brand. Tim is making death note level moves. Enabling Bret to his death and radiating Kristen. Real Garth brooks level of control of the narrative. I wonder what new Christina is up too
A word of advice for Dana. Do not gamble with Bert. He hasn’t got a clue what he’s doing. At the end when he was talking about 250k being his highest amount always cringe. He even said he doesn’t know how it works.
Find a hobby. Not a hateful passion for someone’s success. Are you a sore loser or are you a bitter middle-achiever? Either way you’re commenting hate. You’re no more than a toddler with an iPad 😂
The fact that Tom continues to conduct this show with an actual dolphin as a co-host is hilarious😅
I was just thinking the same. I actually think they are becoming too noticeably different. Bert is becoming embarrassing - I love him dearly but he needs to find a new group of "his people"
@@TazzChic-nz6hm Bert laughs in a certain way 🐬😂
Dolphins are intelligent creatures, nro
That fat dolphin looks like it has serious health issues 😂
I translated it as "I agree"
Too big of a guest to have Bert there respectfully
I was thinking the same before I went into the comments.
100% agree. He only contributes an obnoxious wheezing laugh 🙄
Bert and Dana have a lot in common...they'd use an open hand when slapping their wife.
@@AlanGuerrero4 respectfully
Right? His whole constant bout of one-upmanship is so aggravating. Let your guest and co-host talk. If it was someone that’s been on 5-6 times I get it. I’m sure Dana will not offer to come back in the near future.
Tom literally talking over Bert like he's his toddler lol
its like hes finally around an adult and bert finally shuts up does not want to say something gay or stupid
Dana is legit and he knows he had to steer this one lol good on him
He has to lol
A re-toddler
Thats cuz bert is a simpleton
Bert thinking of Joe as a moron is the ultimate irony
My god man they both are monkey brained . Joe only goes after Bert bc he’s such a weak target and needs to be called out and Bert can’t stand to be called out on any of his insane behavior bc of course he’s a monkey Brain too
But Joe is a moron
"It's Bert" -Ari Shaffir
Well he's right
He’s mad Joe made fun of him on the latest JRE episode with Tom
Bert: I like drinking
Dana: yea. You got a bottle of vodka. It’s noon 😂
@@Sonofgrievous Dana is probably thinking …. “Keep this weirdo away from Jon Jones please….” 😂
Me me me I love this city more than you Dana. I promise.
@@cesaruribe2487 When they ignored Bert's interruptions he just giggled louder than they spoke. Most insecure human being in comedy.
@@cesaruribe2487 No one thinks about joe like i do , you want to know what i feel about joe??
@@BluntVilleNobody cares. Joe's the shit!
Should’ve been a Tom Talks episode
💯
Almost forgot Bert was there for a minute then “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
Like an Orca in the ocean
i audibly went "shut up bert"
@@joeygarcia4277 so f'cking rude to orca's bro. No need to be so hateful
How can you not hear the breathing and throat burps lmao his mic was way to loud 😂😂
it's ok. We were all enjoying that minute until Bert reminded us of his presence
Bert makes me understand narcissism
😂
Naturally
Good point
Excellent.
Thanks for robbing this interview of a seamless, thought-provoking conversation Bert Kreisher
he always makes it about him
You cant have that with dana white. Sometimes you get the feeling he lies but then you see he actualy believes the bs he talks about
seriously
Bert is contributing with absolutely nothing in these 😂
Not true at all.. he regularly laughs at nothing, interrupts/derails, and disrespects the guest and the man who made his career, he has tons to contribute its just all wack af
I laughed so hard when Bert said "tom is mexican" and Dana doesn't even acknowledge it at all and keeps talking
Mr white doesn't care about race he is a wonderful person
Dana deals with cage fighters every day, what's one more pompous buffoon?
@@derekdurham8829 Tell that to Woodley
@@derekdurham8829 nah it's because he can clearly tell Tom is Japanese
He also shrugged off Bert’s attempt of humour towards Native Americans. Should be a good enough clip to get rolling to get’em cancelled in Canada🤣
I've never wished Bert would go away more. What a fantastic interview for Tom and Dana being interrupted by a dolphin toddler. Calling Rogan a moron to the biggest Rogan fan. It's the best of "Bert not reading the room."
💯
I'm 50 minutes in and wondering how Dana didn't find the door.
Rogan and Bert are close pals and Dana knows that. They are comedians and Dana knows how comedians riff with each other. There was no malice behind Bert calling Joe a moron, especially Bert, a gay who will tell anyone who would listen how much Joe helped him and his career
@@Sid00077 Bert is a comedian?
@@FunnyDougy is not like that anymore..
The audacity Bert has calling anybody a moron is wild.
I bet Tom would’ve LOVED this as a Tom talks episode
Dana: “i was in my 20s so i didnt read the news paper”
Bert: *hyena laughs*
Bert is about as easy on the ears as Kamala.
That was bizarre
Could have been such a cool interview but Bert was there.
Dude had me triggering so hard in the first 10 mins 🤬🤬🤬
Came here to shit on Bart but 276+ people beat me to it! 😂🤣
Dork
SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!
@@YCWideawakeFinest252 🤣
@@am3r1k1lla5 😮😂
@@dbrano74 STOPPPP!!!!! UR MAKING ME MADDD!!!!!!
I love how Bert kept asking how Dana starts his day, then repeatedly interrupted him with bs. Thank God Tom was there to control him.
Bert added zero to this, I'm impressed how cool headed Dana was dealing with Bert's stupid nothingness talking points
Don’t you know how “prolific“ Bart is? 😂 He misused that word over and over again
Especially with the "we're all morons" comment. Wtf Bort
Not to mention the a-hole that he is said to Dana, ”we are totally welcome to be invited to one of those parties”. When Dana was talking about the parties he throws at the end. What kind of douchebag says something like that.
when he starts going "I watch every Jake Paul fight" out of nowhere look at Dana's expression go cold. Barf you mess
Bert never does. He’s a waste.
Biggest pet peeve is an interviewer asking a question and then proceeding to answer it themselves. Scwaub does it, Bert does it. Grinds my gears.
If you watched more episodes "I think you'd be surprised."
I can’t imagine the talk Tom must’ve had with Bert for him to be that quiet during this episode 😆
I guess you didn’t see the whole episode yet
And Bert is still so punishing to listen to.
I mean, Isn't Bert basically hearing impaired now? lol
Quite for Bert. Obnoxious for any other normal human. Imagine being that insufferable and not know it.
WOW from the 1hr mark on Bert is absolutely insufferable. Too drunk to have an adult conversation(not that he can handle that sober) I feel bad for Tom, especially at 1:02 when he's tapping his arm while cutting him & Dana off like a undisciplined 5 year old and saying everything is "prolific" which he somehow managed to not use correctly even once! Lmao
Tom: says something mildly pleasant
Bert: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bert wasn’t bullied enough.
It's clear who was sheltered
😂
My favourite was when he basically asked Dana to rat on any mobsters who maybe still running some things in Vegas, on a podcast. I'm not saying Vegas isn't clean, but if it's not, he's definitely not telling the alcoholic attention seeker who can't keep anything to himself, on a podcast.
@@samtavakoli6682Vegas never will be cleaned
Little rich kid staying in college forever on daddy's dime.
Im still try to get over the fact that Bert of all people called rogan a moron🤦♂️
Tom missed an opportunity to make Bert go get coffees while the adults were talking.
Tate was disappointed
He should have taken a cash roll out of his pocket, peeled off a couple of big bills, and told Bret "Here, go out front and get yourself a sandwich, any kind you like, and a soda. When we're done here, someone will take you back home."
Bert is such a great uncle to his kids
Berts random comments and laughs just take me out of the conversation immediately lol
Tom brings up blackjack because it’s Dana white and he is asked about it in every interview
Bert: “YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS PERFECT *squeals*”
Dana: 😐
They always start with “me” “mine” or “I” 😂
I'm glad someone else dislikes bert
Probably what your wife says about you
@@guthoriantonyyou’re glad to be proven that you’re a part of an unhappy vocally distressed crowd. My god. Does he not see himself?
Bert looks like he’s about to explode. He hasn’t heard a word. all he’s thought about is wait til my story. 😂
Barks face is so red from holding in all the talking he wants to do. Really wish he sat this one out
Hey, we cant dogpile him for talking too much and also dogpile him when he actually shus up.....Ok, we totally can but its not nice.
@@immasurvivor yes we can and will.
@@tyler1735 Good point, as you were soldier.
Tom having a fantastic, well informed interview with Dana.. Bert "Oooo Ooooo, pay attention to me!!!'
Stop saying prolific, Bert. It doesn't mean what you think it means.😂
😂😂😂
Ya I think he means prophetic lol
Bert's use of the word prolific is prolific. 😂 I think he meant profound.
Tom. I know you love Bert and I know he's your best friend but It's time man. Drop Bert so we can actually listen to a good conversation when you have a great guest on
@@danmartin9160 god y’all r miserable 😂 it seems like it sucks /: Get well soon!
Man it would be so great to have this episode with just Tom and Dana.
took him an hour, but he finally de-railed this fuckin thing
I’m honestly surprised it took over an hour for Bret to ask Dana how much money he makes
I love how when Bert says “we’re all Keto guys” Dana and Tom pause and say nothing and then keep taking.. ☠️
I hope Bert watches this and feels the embarrassment we feel for Tom and learns he could dial back the drinks especially if you know you got a POD with Dana White coming up, I’m all for fun but business is business right?
This video would be better if Bert would just shut up 😂😂
Bert laughing at everything to ingratiate himself to Dana is pick me girl energy.
Yeah I'm sure Dana dodges women like him at every Casino.
I wish bert was sick for this one
Good for you
Toddlers with iPads have better opinions
@@DraconianDbig bart fan? Do you watch after you get dropped off by the short bus?
I think he was for this one tbh 😅
@@DraconianD Than Bert.
Bert "Can I ask you a weird question" Kreischer
Brent is holding YMH back as a whole.
Bert making noise is like the hired help trying to start a conversation with billionaires at the board meeting
8:55 "this is the most corrupt place in the world"
Dana realizing the adult across from him has room temp IQ
Then we hear Bert wheezing into the mic and struggling to sit ….
Room temp IQ 😂
😂😂😂room temp iq got it
In Celsius
Tom and Dana just continuing their conversations when Bert blurts out stuff, fantastic stuff lol like parents trying to ignore their pushy toddler
😂😂😂😂
I can't believe bert called Joe Rogan a moron. That's bananas. Bert wouldn't last even 5 minutes talking to any of Joe's scientist or political scientist type guests or even talking to Joe on any of those topics. That comment was asinine.
Joe Rogan: Smartest man in a country full of idiots.
How surprised are you?
Good lord Bert is such an active detriment to the show.
Bert has the kind of energy that could make even the weird guy at work uncomfortable
😂
Bert just called one of the best businessmen in the country an idiot😂
Every time Bert speaks I just immediately start getting annoyed
Like when you comment on videos?
The show would be much better without Bert… use his name, fine, but he doesn’t need to interject or speak at all. Try it, bet money more folks watch
Me too! I’m sure Dana has fantastic stories but Bert won’t let him complete a thought. Down boy! 😂
Don't listen then just stick to your mom's house
@@mortenkittelsen1993good one. You clown.
Bert tryna explain the thrill of gambling to Dana….
He said "ME" a lot in that explanations, in most of his explanations to be fair.
The tiggles
7 min in and bert is def dying inside. I just know he wants to start yapping
😂😂😂really
Min 8 he begins 🤣
Just wait.
Thank god Tom is finally doing something about this. Brenden Schwab is better than Burt now days
When is Bert gonna get a shirt that says. ITS ALL ABOUT ME 😅😂
This would have been a much better episode if it was only Tom & Dana.
Dana just ignoring butter is great
BUTTER 💀
Bert being obnoxiously drunk for sit down with a shark like Dana White is crazy. He should watch this back and be embarrassed. He openly shouted for ice while Dana was mid-convo. Get sober Bert and grow up
you can tell by the tone of that quick comment hes an absolute cund to everyone that works for him or he thinks are below him
Hey spread love not hate brother
Bertrude calling Joey, Tommy and Dana dumb guys. Is like me (a movie theater janitor) calling Tommy a poor. He sounds a little butt hurt about everyone talking about how simple he is 😂
Bert calling Dana a regular guy, and a moron was jaw-dropping.
Bert, youre no where near dana's level. Dont ever make the mistake of putting yourself next to him like that again. I could see dana physically restraining his own mouth when you started your drunk rambles.
Hey, you tube is there an edited version without Bert talking? Those time stamps would be priceless!
Would have loved this to be a Tom and Dana only episode
Bert: I'd love to talk more about me.
His actual only thought
You forgot the part where he goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" over everyone while they're talking because he'd rather hear the sound of dolphin than other humans who aren't speaking about him.
@@FunnyDougy frankly, dolphins should be insulted because at least their "EEEEEEEE" means something to them. Berts noise is just nightmare fuel for my earbuds
This podcast is great except for that Bert guy being here
how did Dana even stand Bert for 1 hour 20 😂
iPad baby
@@DraconianD = iPad baby
iPad baby
@DraconianD = iPad baby
By his own stupid measuring stick.
I usually think the hate for Bert is overblown but this episode was rough. At times Tom would be halfway through a sentence and he interrupts with another uninteresting tangent. The alcohol makes it much worse, yikes
Everytime I get excited about what Dana’s about to say, Bert derails the train. Is this what every podcast is like? 😂
Uhhhhhh HUNDREDpercent
Unfortunately, yes.
@@blakjakgaming 🤣
Maybe Tom can bring Dana back for another interview while Bert is out of town or in the bathroom.
" I learned how to play Baccarat from the Chinese down at Ceaser's Palace" LMAOOOO What a quote
“Hi my names Bart and I’m gonna talk any single chance I can get”
Dear lord Bert was absolutely insufferable and I’m a big fan literally embarrassed for him in front of Dana
2 seconds in and I already can hear Bert labored breathing. Put on a god damn cpap
😂. Tom should be reading these burns on his ymh podcast.
@@FreemanThomas2 He can't lose the fat chick in his friend group that makes him look so good.
Tom, i respect your loyalty to Bert. But he is holding you back.
Dana bringing his own Powerslap cup is killing me.
I am literally on a drive moving back to Vegas. I attended UFC 1 and many since. This is the positivity I needed about the town for sure.
Could of been a good show if Bert called in sick
The fact he has used every tool to his advantage is amazing. Still working and using technology to his advantage to be able to watch his kids events live is amazing. Kids just want you to be there anyway you can and be involved. The fact he couldn’t be there but still found a way to be there trust me it meant so much to them kids.
Dana: “I was in my early twenties I wasn’t reading the newspaper”
Bert: “😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀”
Was this really worth making a comment about? You know Bert giggles at charisma and quips.
What does it say about you though 😂
@@DraconianD it says I am annoyed by Bert. Thought that was pretty self explanatory.
Dont be a RTDFGT
@@TheBigXaviPad baby = someone who can’t control their emotions on the internet, who chooses to feel outraged and respond like an untrained dog.
How does hating on someone’s success make you feel? 😂 poor mentality.
@@DraconianD ironically you commenting on his comment should go against your own sentiment. You are the real IPad baby.
No where in his comment did he hate on barts success. Stop projecting, you won’t get invited to their next vodka event.
Grandma is the Matriarch Dana (girls name)
Bert mansplains every question he ask that the person never gets a chance to answer the question 😂😂😂
24:59 Bert derailed Dana so hard.
Im so glad tom brought him back to that
Lmaooo thought the same
Holy cow I never realized how much Bert is a child
God damn Bert ruined this one🙄
No, you did!
Yes, he did.
Also**
😂😂😂
Bert: Vegas is the most Corrupt place in the world!
Dana: Yeah....nah
2:25 Bert already ruined the entire interview
If you close your eyes it’s so easy to picture an elk getting hit by a car making the noise when he laughs lolol
I thought my dog had hurt himself 😂
This episode is Berts downfall mark
lol came to comment on Bert. You guys got this 😂
This interview really showed how annoyed Bert makes people. He's becoming more and more intolerable. He's reminds me of Stewart from Mad TV "Look what I can do!" and then does nothing. Just the least funny most irritating person ever. Episodes where it's just Tom and Bert are good because it's mostly Tom gaslighting Bert. But whenever there's another guest along with Bert or Tom not there at all, the episodes are just painful to make it through. I'm just happy to see that with each episode more and more people are realizing how much Bert sucks.
Bart is the Nickelback of comedy #nicklebertsucks
Bert and Dana are such opposites this is hilarious. We know Dana because he took a worthless company and turned it into a multi billion dollar company. We know Bert for taking off his shirt and getting drunk at noon. What a world we live in👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I legit skip anytime bert talks
Imagine being this deeply upset by someone’s personality you can’t even tolerate listening to them.
You must be the life of the party. Guarantee you’re the type of guy to tell people to shut up when they’re enjoying themselves😂
@@DraconianD imagine defending 2 closeted men
@@Andrewtaint33I don’t remember asking for you to bring up homosexuality. Is that what’s on your mind? Calling someone closeted is the most SUS thing ever. No one cares. If you do. You’re closeted 😂
Good for you, there must be someone who cares around here? Looking… 👀 nope not seeing anyone
Never considered just seeking ahead whenever Bert speaks. I thought the comment was helpful. Definitely gave a me a few minutes of my life back watching a mostly good interview.
Bert “ I know what you’re going to do” Dana: (smiles and just looks at him like no the fuck you don’t) lol
Bert was not prepared for this moment.
Joe and Bert are at podcast war. Joe has been throwing shots at Bert recently and Bert just called Joe a moron. Love to see where this goes
10 minutes in Bert’s doing good not interrupting, hot sauce is the best
I’m glad they started the vodka brand. Tim is making death note level moves. Enabling Bret to his death and radiating Kristen. Real Garth brooks level of control of the narrative. I wonder what new Christina is up too
Literally the first noise Bart made was that of a regarded drunken porpoise
Dana, put Bert in a cage with Alex Perriera!
Bart would find a way to annoy us even while being beaten.
Dana wouldnt even let burt interrupt him lmaoo final boss guest
Berk Chrysler's first contribution was the sound of wind through a rusted car door.
A word of advice for Dana. Do not gamble with Bert. He hasn’t got a clue what he’s doing. At the end when he was talking about 250k being his highest amount always cringe. He even said he doesn’t know how it works.
Came for the comments left once Bert started talkin
That’s a sad existence from the start
That’s a sad existence. Who watched podcasts for comments? Move on
Find a hobby. Not a hateful passion for someone’s success. Are you a sore loser or are you a bitter middle-achiever? Either way you’re commenting hate. You’re no more than a toddler with an iPad 😂
Well, your comment just made this comment section worse. Good work, lol! Also, hit mute dummy and just read.
Bert is hammered
2:25 brets first word
Goddammit hahaha