@@ChantelJordan-fm7kxDefinitely elite. Dallas Buyers Club, Interstellar, Mud, etc. -and don't even get us started on his performance opposite Woody Harrelson in the 1st season of True Detective... He suffers from the same affliction as Brad Pitt: McConaughey is a great actor trapped in the body of an old school movie star.
Bert is really insufferable. But even he can’t stand the pretentiousness of such a regular ass dude. 😂 Jesus Tom must be choking from all that Matthew in his throat.
@@lewisspires1 💀💀 2B1C comments are doing the most this episode, but this one wins the internets for today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm so close to sounding like Bertsqueaks
Berts face getting increasingly more red as he controls his interrupting is my second favorite part of this interview. Watching Tom and Bert for an hour and half want to blow Matthew is my first
If I was Tom, I would be so impressed with how Ellis conducted himself in this interview. He really seemed to come from a place of knowledge and experience which is strange for an 8-year-old. Admittedly, I'm not sure if that's Ellis or Tom's other son, I assume it's Ellis just because he's older and this was so well done. I really like the rapport that he has with Bert, it's very similar to his father, And he had some really good questions for Matthew. Not great questions like Bert had, but still, they were really good ones. I think we ought to give the baby faced Segura a chance to come back for another interview, he did very well.
Seeing tom withot face fuzz is like seeing someone in stage 4 kemo its very startling! Christina's cancers extra contagious! And tom we were more fixated on your face than Matthew McConaughey..and not in a good way..
Best 2B1C in a while! Three people having a fun convo with interesting parts and comedy as well... life advice and anecdotes. Tom carrying the flow and Bert talking at all the perfect times with interesting, thoughtful input ... Bert letting Matthew command the room while Tom leads the conversation (I was surprised at too). We need more of these. Also Bert really being knowledgeable about Matthew's life and book shows he prepared and added so much nuance to different stories and moments 🙏🏻🔥
Yo, I know Tom without a beard is like seeing a turtle without a shell but can we just take a second and appreciate how great Bert was in this? He was genuinely himself without making it all about him. He knew the source material and had a few good jokes. Very pleasantly surprised by this. Great interview and genuinely seemed like y’all got along in a fun way 🙌🏼
@NarrativeSolace bert is still the worst , all the hate schaub gets should be transferred too, bert !! Schaub was at least on king and the sting funniest podcast ever , bert has never Ever made me laugh, just cringe ! He's absolutely annoying and unbearable and lies about litterlally everything!!
Damn McConaughey is an amazing podcast guest, and I’m not even really a huge fan of him . I don’t think I’ve seen him on any other pod before, but he should be on them all cause literally everything he says is interesting or thought provoking af.
Best 2B1C in years, hands down. Matthew was such an amazing guest that even Bert got his shit together and let him talk! I hope we get to see him on ymh
Exactly what I was thinking!!! Bert not interrupting for once and giving matthew the respect he deserves was great enough as is, but Matthew was rlly the most phenomenal guest to ever guest this podcast
Oh Im glad to hear this, I wanted to give it a listen but also didnt want to get rage-pilled if Bert interrupted too often. You have given me the go-ahead!
Hell man, I’m an hour in. Meanwhile Tom & Bert can’t stop blushing/gushing over McConaughey and every story he tells. 😂 Welcome to Texas boys, we got the best storytellers around. 😉
Great episode! Bert had me rolling when he compared his mind being blown by Matt's tuna salad/wasabi mix to his mind being blown by basic fingering 101 🤣🤣🤣 Hopefully this crossed off the last thing on Tom's bucket list since he clearly has just a few days left before he heads off to meet up with the great George Burns in the sky!
It seems like Bert is so intimidated by Matthew McConaughey. It’s so funny to not see him interrupting people talking about himself and all his little stories as you’re trying to tell a story it’s awesome. Love you Bert.
52:01 Great moment when ultra-cool Matthew sums up his thoughts on vacationing, and has a cheers to the boys, and then Bert spills his drink on his shirt. Sums up in an instant that Bert can never be Matthew, and this is how the world works.😂
The dichotomy of these two interview styles is amaze. From Tom’s questions about the collaboration of actors and directors to create true art. To Bert’s, “Do you like ketchup?” A true masterclass thanks guys.
58:10 - is McConaughey trolling them? McConaughey says sternly “That trailer is really good” and Tom looks worried AF for a brief moment for making fun of the trailer. Bert takes an awkward sip. Brilliant, hilarious moment.
I can’t help but imagine Bert taking mental notes about how to be cool while Matthew lays it out, all the while completely unaware that that’s exactly what makes him the KING of dorks.
This is 1 of my favorite episodes you guys have ever done. I love when the 2 of you have a guest on together. Episodes like this always deliver. And McConaughey was an incredible guest.
He kinda fan girled with Maynard and he gave him shit Maynard hates when people are like that. He was cool about it than I've seen in the past. I'm sure Bert seen the payback and tried to tone it down with Matthew
48:46 "our kids are living a more affluent life than I was, that doesn't mean they can't have the same experiences" and immediately watch him realize that's exactly what that means lol
Tom without the beard looks like a baby who grew up fast 😂
He's got that director look going on now.
Took me way too long to figure out why he looked like a totally different human.
"Look who's talking in the future"😂
He looks like a 12 year old Squidworth....
A new study found that men with beards are more attractive than men without beards.
More great work from the University of Bob Seger!
Now THAT is the John Segura.
Hahaha this needs more love
thats tim segura
Fancy chef!
Juan Segura
Hahhahahahh yes!
Everyone's so shocked by Tom's beard they didn't realize McConaughey pulled off the impossible feat of making Bert shut the fuck up.
😂
Lmfaoooo
I was just thinking that before I read this
he didn't want to get slapped.
I ABSOLUTELY guarantee he was forewarned. 😂
“Bert, we’re serious….dont fukn ruin this……we’re serious.”
Tom: "what was your thought process when you created this character?"
Bert: "So you like ketchup?"
Damnit. Christina gave Tom cancer. I knew they should have slept in separate beds.
Criminally underrated comment
Well done 👍
It accelerated so fast. I feel like he's already gone
Face cancer
Dreadful
Tom going full Dallas Buyer’s Club for this guest.
You win best comment. This needs more likes than 4
Yes!
omg
Dead😮😂😂😂
Tom Hanks Philadelphia vibe
I’m glad Tom’s Make-a-wish request of meeting Matthew McConaughey came true. :)
hahahahahahahhahaha!!!!
ohh snap, cancer is contagious
💀
A +
🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Tom without a beard is like seeing an owls legs.🥴
Why did this get me? 😂😂😂
Prayers for Tom.
😂😂
You mean John....😁
Hate from Texas❤
Damn Invisalign tearing his ass up
@@EmmJ14 😂😂😂
Waaaaay more shocked at Tom’s face than I am at a Hollywood elite actor joined their show
Matthew McConaughey isn’t elite, per se. He is Christian and bucks the majority. Though understand your meaning.
@@MatthewHarshHe's elite actor. Oscar winning.
@@ChantelJordan-fm7kxDefinitely elite. Dallas Buyers Club, Interstellar, Mud, etc. -and don't even get us started on his performance opposite Woody Harrelson in the 1st season of True Detective... He suffers from the same affliction as Brad Pitt: McConaughey is a great actor trapped in the body of an old school movie star.
@@MatthewHarsh What are you talking about, he's one of the best actors in Hollywood right now\
It looks like cat vomit
Tom looks like the neighbor i tell my kids to stay away from.
😂
Great.
Me to... Dude looks like he fondles children
He looks like Tommy pickles grown up
He looks like Garth Brooks trying to be in disguise
McConaughey as Rust in True Detective will always be my favorite character/performance he's ever done and I'm a huge fan of all his work.
Tom looking like Mr. Krabs on that episode when he lose his shell 😖
IM DEAD
I can't stop thinking about this comment lol
@@JASMINEJADE😂😂😂
Bruhh you wrong lmaooo 😂
Hahahahaha😂
At this point I thought Matthew was gonna be played by Adam rey 😂
Now u got me wondering how good his Matthew impression is😂😂
and that's whats up
Same 😂. Hopefully the comments section will fix the algorithm for this video 🤣
Your nailing the comments man 😂😂😂
For reals tho
Finally found Bert's kryptonite... He's only said a couple words and I'm halfway through. Need Matthew McConaughey more often....
Oh SHIT I may actually watch this then cuz I clicked and saw his face and then felt like I should get ran over by a train
And then came the tequila and shouting about tuna fish lol
Is this Tom’s make a wish?
Bert is really insufferable. But even he can’t stand the pretentiousness of such a regular ass dude. 😂 Jesus Tom must be choking from all that Matthew in his throat.
I made it to ketchup
Tom: intimate, thought provoking questions
Bert: Catchup
Tom looks like he does chemo recreationally.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Recreationally 😂😂😂👌
@@lewisspires1 💀💀 2B1C comments are doing the most this episode, but this one wins the internets for today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm so close to sounding like Bertsqueaks
Amen!
The ozempic baby!!!!
I feel like one of those babies who's scared of dad now that he shaved
Same hahaha
Dudes starting to look like Jim Norton
It is truly frightening.
🤣
Hahahahahah
Invisalign really did a number on Tom.
Invisa-trauma, a slopperless wife, a leak in his Gucci closet, and now he has alopecia....
So much suffering....
😂😂😂
He looks like he’s the one recovering from cancer
Underrated comment
He did it again but now it was polonium laced
Tom without a beard, wearing that skin coloured jumper, looks like the starting point of a character in Tiger Woods PGA tour 2004 on Playstation.
Tom’s face just assaulted me
And it was a sucker punch!
I’ll be holding meetings for our trauma at my house every Thursday.
😂😂
I literally howled at this.
The Tom jump scare
GOO
Berts face getting increasingly more red as he controls his interrupting is my second favorite part of this interview. Watching Tom and Bert for an hour and half want to blow Matthew is my first
We figured your favorite as much.
Bert: Did you know that when i was 22 years old I got involved with the Russian Mafia?
McConaughey: Great question, Bert.
Bert: gigity gigity gigity
you can call me matthew
If I was Tom, I would be so impressed with how Ellis conducted himself in this interview. He really seemed to come from a place of knowledge and experience which is strange for an 8-year-old. Admittedly, I'm not sure if that's Ellis or Tom's other son, I assume it's Ellis just because he's older and this was so well done. I really like the rapport that he has with Bert, it's very similar to his father, And he had some really good questions for Matthew. Not great questions like Bert had, but still, they were really good ones. I think we ought to give the baby faced Segura a chance to come back for another interview, he did very well.
Seeing tom withot face fuzz is like seeing someone in stage 4 kemo its very startling! Christina's cancers extra contagious! And tom we were more fixated on your face than Matthew McConaughey..and not in a good way..
Hey Invisalign has been tough on him.
I told y'all cancer's contagious
@@tuckercase2449 cancers cap
He has some ozempic face too
Omg! That’s what I said. You can also see the Charro likeness. Ugh
Feel like I'm in upside down...Holywood A lister, Tom segura looks like Bobby Kelly, and Brent shuts the fuck up.... pinching myself! 😂😂😂
Just wait till the tequilas get served…
@frankmurdock2121 hahaha yeah, spoke too soon on Brent's part 😅 🤣🤣
Bart muncher is oddly quiet indeed
Amazed that Bert's ADHD allows it!
Yes! He does look like Bobby Kelly. I saw him live on Friday and he was rocking the same look and I literally thought that 😂
Bert, I'm so proud of you for listening and asking Mathew good questions.
I'm looking forward to The TipToes Podcast.
Agreed!
Except for that raising arizona interjection😅
the ketchup talk was going so well until he messed it up with the "I like you so much"
Matt telling Bert "that was a really good question " was the validation Bert has been searching for his whole life
Best episode in a min. The beard was wild but otherwise so good.
Cheers to Matthew for being a solid guy and dad. His silliness is so humbling and real!
How tf does John Segura simultaneously look younger and like he's dying
It is possible to die without being old.
Philadelphia vibes
Tommy pickles lookin ass
The Calliou effect
5 minutes in and Bert’s not said more than a couple of words. What alternative dimension are we in!?
Tom is under the table kicking him so he doesn’t
2 seconds in and his painfully forced ad read for the book made me click off
And the few words he's said is already unbearable!!
He was told to relax no way this is what Bert wants
I was thinking the same thing!!
2 bears, one shaved
LOL
One bear one bird
Under rated. Get them likes up!
Criminally underrated comment
damn that's funny
Best 2B1C in a while! Three people having a fun convo with interesting parts and comedy as well... life advice and anecdotes. Tom carrying the flow and Bert talking at all the perfect times with interesting, thoughtful input ... Bert letting Matthew command the room while Tom leads the conversation (I was surprised at too). We need more of these. Also Bert really being knowledgeable about Matthew's life and book shows he prepared and added so much nuance to different stories and moments 🙏🏻🔥
Good comment
This is a god tier episode, no one’s brings up the fact Tom looks like a thumb and Bert doesn’t interrupt at all, *chefs kiss*
Twenty minutes in and Bert has been on his best behavior… wtf did I jump timelines
He seems in awe 😂
Wait until he starts talking about the tuna fish.
Yo, I know Tom without a beard is like seeing a turtle without a shell but can we just take a second and appreciate how great Bert was in this? He was genuinely himself without making it all about him. He knew the source material and had a few good jokes. Very pleasantly surprised by this. Great interview and genuinely seemed like y’all got along in a fun way 🙌🏼
I think all of the hate from the 50 states is finally making a difference.
I said once you can tell how much he respects a guest based on how little he speaks.
yeah segura and the whole team probably gave him the 9nth degree on not fucking up the big episode with Mathew hahahaha
Reminds me of Zoidberg when he was picking out a new shell lol
@NarrativeSolace bert is still the worst , all the hate schaub gets should be transferred too, bert !! Schaub was at least on king and the sting funniest podcast ever , bert has never Ever made me laugh, just cringe ! He's absolutely annoying and unbearable and lies about litterlally everything!!
1:11:00 Bert being bert and Tom gives Matthew a little look like, "are you hearing this maniac?" LMAO
Tom looks likes Tom Hanks in the movie “Philadelphia”
i think you mean Forrest Gump
Im SCREAMING!!! lmaoooo
Exactly like Philadelphia, the movie...except for the Lawyer part, or the Philadelphia, the City, part....just the aids, really....
I was gonna say Mathew McConaughey in The Dallas Buyers Club, but I thought it was a bit too on the nose…
Looks like he's dying of aids and cancer simultaneously
Watching the Tip Toes trailer with McConaughey himself, and him being in on the joke is by far one of THE greatest wrap ups to a YMH bit ever.
New mythical figure unlocked: Single Chin Tom
Damn McConaughey is an amazing podcast guest, and I’m not even really a huge fan of him . I don’t think I’ve seen him on any other pod before, but he should be on them all cause literally everything he says is interesting or thought provoking af.
Tom looks like Garth now
Getting ready to film the biopic, Garth Brooks : Friends in Low Places (Shallow Graves)
Omg actually though!!😂😂
"I like that.."
Let's get physical
I didn't even know he was sick. 😷
@@illuminahde Sick of getting his scrum ate? Never! 😂
Bert is begging for MM’s scrum.
Did he say he was sick? I’m lost
@@R.J.L.yeah. Damn invisalign
@@R.J.L.he’s not
Tom finally got his scrum ate! 🎉😂
This was a great 2 Bears episode, even tho Tom’s face was jarring af and never stopped bothering me the entire time.
Never thought I’d see Matthew, Bart and Rob Dyrdek in the same room
This comment is gold
Best 2B1C in years, hands down. Matthew was such an amazing guest that even Bert got his shit together and let him talk! I hope we get to see him on ymh
Exactly what I was thinking!!! Bert not interrupting for once and giving matthew the respect he deserves was great enough as is, but Matthew was rlly the most phenomenal guest to ever guest this podcast
Oh Im glad to hear this, I wanted to give it a listen but also didnt want to get rage-pilled if Bert interrupted too often.
You have given me the go-ahead!
I think he was nervous 😂😂
When MM took some pauses to think before speaking, you could see Bert squirming to not interrupt 😂
@@clevermissfox Tom definitely pulled Bert to the side before this and told him to shut the fuck up
Matthew describing what cool is and it couldn't be further than what Bert is like
Then he describes what a dork is and perfectly describes Bert
exactly lol@@TheBigXav
Tom lookin like Dave Attell shaved and morphed with Rob Dyrdek
Tom sat beside Bert so he could pinch his leg when he starts talking to much. Genius 😂
Bert is there to hold Tim up if he gets weak from the chemo
Tom looks like Amy Poehler without his beard 💀🤣
Can't unsee that. Thanks bro
LMFAOOO
LOL
LOL
This comment is the winner 🏆
Was I the only one who was impressed with how long Bert was quiet for?! lol
Its the best part of this episode, I'm sure tom talked to him pre taping
He wasn't being a dork.
@ it looked like it was KILLING him to not be a dork 🤣
Chirosis makes you tired.
47:25 “how much do you want your sundest thun live through” -Bert faded before half way through 😂
Tom is definitely a beard guy
"ahundred" percent.
Please add more and longer advertisements.
Not
Actually it makes sense financially, because of who these guys are and because of how big matthew is this will be highly viewed
😂
And edit them in right as the guest is telling a great story!
it's 2024, dude. Who doesn't have ad blockers? Just you it seems
Tom looks like he should be holding up a cardboard sign at a red light
surrounded by garbage indicting he's a regular there.
This is truly shocking
He looks like Dave Filoni.
Bert is the redlight
Tom looks like he’s done with chemotherapy and Mathew’s facial hair looks like an opossum going thru chemotherapy.
Is Tom shaving an attempt to make Matthew McConaughey look even more attractive?
Like their agents had to come to some arrangement beforehand 😂
It’s in the contract.
Good luck with the chemo Tom!!!
Tom looks like a make a wish guy on the video clip 😂
'Each day is a gift' 🙏🥴
Hell man, I’m an hour in. Meanwhile Tom & Bert can’t stop blushing/gushing over McConaughey and every story he tells. 😂 Welcome to Texas boys, we got the best storytellers around. 😉
Watching Tom's face every time Bert says something dumb is priceless
The way Bert put a hault to the party flash back they were sharing bc he felt left out 🤣 💀
@@jessie2451 I noticed that too😂
Only thing worse than Bert is Tom clean shaven apparently
I know my heart actually liked Bert more this episode. I feel confused and concerned.
Tom looks AI-generated without facial hair
This is my favourite one so far. 😂
McConaughey : “I also did the Texas chainsaw massacre”
Bert: “TATAHTEHLUHLUH!!!”
Tom looks like a guy who bids on storage units.
An hour and half of Bert dreaming of leaving LeeAnn for Matthew 😂
We need a something's burning with Matthew
Literally never been more grateful to see someone ask this man about TIPTOES ☠️☠️☠️
Great episode! Bert had me rolling when he compared his mind being blown by Matt's tuna salad/wasabi mix to his mind being blown by basic fingering 101 🤣🤣🤣 Hopefully this crossed off the last thing on Tom's bucket list since he clearly has just a few days left before he heads off to meet up with the great George Burns in the sky!
Holy fuck. My god that man is gorgeous. Look at that face!! How lucky is Matty McConaughey and Bart to see that face in-person!
Oh hell no!
need a supercut of all the weird noises McConaughey makes
Where ya at Fart Simpson?
And added to Tom’s soundboard for the YMH pod
He’s shot! I loved every second of this!! 😂😂😂 also very impressed with Bart Kersher in this interview.
That’s how an actual serial killer looks like ….Nobeard Tommy
Never realized he looked like Garth Brooks until now lol
Damn sorry to hear about the cancer Tom ….. hopefully the treatment goes well and you get to grow your hair back fast.
Burt was star-sruck!!! He was the most quiet about himself and asked the 3 best questions that made Matt actually think about his answer.
That's the power of AI
It seems like Bert is so intimidated by Matthew McConaughey. It’s so funny to not see him interrupting people talking about himself and all his little stories as you’re trying to tell a story it’s awesome. Love you Bert.
He should be.
Well…… tequila and ketchup convo went sideways a bit lol
They must coach him so hard before these huge name guests lol
@@teresawright4748 Yeah, Mathew looked like he was thinking wtf is wrong with this guy? 😂
Tom shaved and on Ozempic looks like he also has cancer 😂
They both look so unwell lol
Yeah Tina looked like shit on it too much better now even with radiation
That tiptoes trailer is wild cause it shows the entire movie in the trailer even showing the wedding and the baby ruins it all 😂😂😂😂
I'm so proud of Bert for not overtaking xoxo 😘
I really hope Tom pulls through. We're all rooting for ya bud!
0:42 Tom looks like he's going through chemo
something does look strange hea almost too pale
At least it won't be as bad as his invisaline treatment. He's already been through the worst
He is, he’s got cancer. I gave it to him.
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
i feel like Bert little laugh at 46:41 implies him never having read that book 😂
No one’s going to acknowledge Tom looks a thumb wearing a hat?
Exactly! HIGH-key lookin like 50% Rob Iler & 50% Rob Derek in 1
Looks like those thumb characters off of spy kids
John everyone & their pet turd is in this comment section talking about it
52:01 Great moment when ultra-cool Matthew sums up his thoughts on vacationing, and has a cheers to the boys, and then Bert spills his drink on his shirt. Sums up in an instant that Bert can never be Matthew, and this is how the world works.😂
Hahahaha
As much as I want to be Matthew I know deep down I’m more like Bert.
Get well fast Tom. Prayers for the illness 🇺🇲 God bless
Did he say he was sick?
Looks like he should play the penguin with that beardless face 🐧🐧
The dichotomy of these two interview styles is amaze. From Tom’s questions about the collaboration of actors and directors to create true art. To Bert’s, “Do you like ketchup?” A true masterclass thanks guys.
Loved this one! McConaughey is a gem. Also thoughts and prayers to Tom, I really hope he can get thru this.
58:10 - is McConaughey trolling them? McConaughey says sternly “That trailer is really good” and Tom looks worried AF for a brief moment for making fun of the trailer. Bert takes an awkward sip. Brilliant, hilarious moment.
Sounds like he meant it’s good in the campy sense. Not that it was a “good trailer”
I can’t help but imagine Bert taking mental notes about how to be cool while Matthew lays it out, all the while completely unaware that that’s exactly what makes him the KING of dorks.
This is 1 of my favorite episodes you guys have ever done. I love when the 2 of you have a guest on together. Episodes like this always deliver. And McConaughey was an incredible guest.
16:57 Bart's in his head goin "Be cool man, be cool"
Thanks for keeping Bert on Mute, Matthew. Your greatest accomplishment yet.
Bert: holy fuck im about to share a drink with this guy
Tom: “Aright, now i gotta reach over”
Bert being so excited to talk about ketchup with Matthew is all you need to know to know Bert 🤣🤣🤣
Bert on his best behavior.
Bert looks so uncomfortable
Instantly annoying when he started talking.😂
He kinda fan girled with Maynard and he gave him shit Maynard hates when people are like that. He was cool about it than I've seen in the past. I'm sure Bert seen the payback and tried to tone it down with Matthew
Bert actually carried more this time. Good on you Bert. You can tell he read everything and did his homework.
Lmao… I cannot get over when Tom makes Burt go from “red” to “fucking red” in 0.2 seconds with his comment about the dorks in the green room😂😂
All I can picture is Joey Diaz yelling out his apartment window down the parking lot at Matthew working on his cars!!!😂😂🎉😂
That was Ralphie
@@chumeen4964 idk why some people keep saying Joey it was definitely Ralphie RIP
@@Alic3splac3did they talk about in this podcast? Haven’t watched it yet, was looking for this comment
@@mucuk5383 no, the ones who know the story had hoped for Tom to bring it up but never did at least not on the pod.
@@Alic3splac3 obviously because Joey tells it tremendously!
Also, they’re not lying about his book on audio. Perfect in-flight book. Finished it in one flight and was calm as hell, enjoyed every minute of it.
Tom Segura shaves looks like the turtle in Looney Tunes when it takes off its shell😂
he looks like bald Jason Bateman
Highly underrated comment 😂
Lol absolutely. Also adorable pup bud
48:46 "our kids are living a more affluent life than I was, that doesn't mean they can't have the same experiences" and immediately watch him realize that's exactly what that means lol