Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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  • @mlw_esq
    @mlw_esq 2 місяці тому +4554

    Everyone's so shocked by Tom's beard they didn't realize McConaughey pulled off the impossible feat of making Bert shut the fuck up.

    • @A1cheko
      @A1cheko 2 місяці тому +35

      😂

    • @BlairVox
      @BlairVox 2 місяці тому +14

      Lmfaoooo

    • @joshabbott3213
      @joshabbott3213 2 місяці тому +22

      I was just thinking that before I read this

    • @El-Kompadre
      @El-Kompadre 2 місяці тому +12

      he didn't want to get slapped.

    • @mattjns
      @mattjns 2 місяці тому +85

      I ABSOLUTELY guarantee he was forewarned. 😂
      “Bert, we’re serious….dont fukn ruin this……we’re serious.”

  • @MrTakedownkd
    @MrTakedownkd 2 місяці тому +6433

    Tom without the beard looks like a baby who grew up fast 😂

    • @MilesSzkoda
      @MilesSzkoda 2 місяці тому +44

      He's got that director look going on now.

    • @JA-ur8cx
      @JA-ur8cx 2 місяці тому +47

      Took me way too long to figure out why he looked like a totally different human.

    • @gingerandthegiantpodcast9859
      @gingerandthegiantpodcast9859 2 місяці тому +23

      "Look who's talking in the future"😂

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby 2 місяці тому +22

      He looks like a 12 year old Squidworth....

    • @tokyosandblastr
      @tokyosandblastr 2 місяці тому +8

      A new study found that men with beards are more attractive than men without beards.
      More great work from the University of Bob Seger!

  • @shawnindy3671
    @shawnindy3671 2 місяці тому +3256

    Tom looks like the neighbor i tell my kids to stay away from.

  • @spencer44fellows
    @spencer44fellows Місяць тому +164

    Bert looks like a dog you’re about to give a treat to with how he’s holding himself back from interrupting 😂

    • @paulrapis
      @paulrapis Місяць тому +1

      16:48 prime example

  • @LoloFbabyy
    @LoloFbabyy 2 місяці тому +1464

    Tom looking like Mr. Krabs on that episode when he lose his shell 😖

  • @travismester
    @travismester 2 місяці тому +3606

    Now THAT is the John Segura.

  • @brentshipman5909
    @brentshipman5909 2 місяці тому +1885

    I’m glad Tom’s Make-a-wish request of meeting Matthew McConaughey came true. :)

    • @dsfgbsdgdgfd
      @dsfgbsdgdgfd 2 місяці тому +7

      hahahahahahahhahaha!!!!

    • @MrHeHim
      @MrHeHim 2 місяці тому +3

      ohh snap, cancer is contagious

    • @jessie2451
      @jessie2451 2 місяці тому

      💀

    • @Peasant-g7y
      @Peasant-g7y 2 місяці тому

      A +

    • @cosmikkid
      @cosmikkid 2 місяці тому

      🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jonathanvarner3045
    @jonathanvarner3045 Місяць тому +84

    Bert really showing some growth by letting the guests talk and asking decent questions. Good job Bert!

    • @tonytouch145
      @tonytouch145 11 днів тому

      I agree. It wasnt just the drunk dolphin shrieking nuisance. He was more involved in the actual conversation and let Tom steer it for majority.

  • @TheHomieFedSmoker
    @TheHomieFedSmoker 2 місяці тому +2079

    Tom going full Dallas Buyer’s Club for this guest.

  • @joshhense4899
    @joshhense4899 2 місяці тому +2936

    Damnit. Christina gave Tom cancer. I knew they should have slept in separate beds.

  • @ThePyramidist
    @ThePyramidist 2 місяці тому +1449

    Prayers for Tom.

    • @AK00777
      @AK00777 2 місяці тому +7

      😂😂

    • @popeopera
      @popeopera 2 місяці тому +8

      You mean John....😁

    • @michaelperez8045
      @michaelperez8045 2 місяці тому +16

      Hate from Texas❤

    • @EmmJ14
      @EmmJ14 2 місяці тому +20

      Damn Invisalign tearing his ass up

    • @ThePyramidist
      @ThePyramidist 2 місяці тому +3

      @@EmmJ14 😂😂😂

  • @nathanmendelsohnbjj7964
    @nathanmendelsohnbjj7964 Місяць тому +28

    Tom: “I named my son after a character in one of your movies”
    Bert: “I love ketchup too.” 🤣

  • @TheDUSTINTUBE
    @TheDUSTINTUBE 2 місяці тому +553

    2 bears, one shaved

  • @NaftaliTheFoodie
    @NaftaliTheFoodie 2 місяці тому +1094

    Waaaaay more shocked at Tom’s face than I am at a Hollywood elite actor joined their show

    • @MatthewHarsh
      @MatthewHarsh 2 місяці тому +7

      Matthew McConaughey isn’t elite, per se. He is Christian and bucks the majority. Though understand your meaning.

    • @ChantelJordan-fm7kx
      @ChantelJordan-fm7kx 2 місяці тому +49

      ​@@MatthewHarshHe's elite actor. Oscar winning.

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 2 місяці тому +33

      ​@@ChantelJordan-fm7kxDefinitely elite. Dallas Buyers Club, Interstellar, Mud, etc. -and don't even get us started on his performance opposite Woody Harrelson in the 1st season of True Detective... He suffers from the same affliction as Brad Pitt: McConaughey is a great actor trapped in the body of an old school movie star.

    • @saycheesealex2726
      @saycheesealex2726 2 місяці тому +8

      @@MatthewHarsh What are you talking about, he's one of the best actors in Hollywood right now\

    • @PPGMATTY
      @PPGMATTY 2 місяці тому

      It looks like cat vomit

  • @justinwhite4173
    @justinwhite4173 2 місяці тому +571

    I feel like one of those babies who's scared of dad now that he shaved

  • @nikolasdiallo
    @nikolasdiallo Місяць тому +33

    I never knew I would like to listen to Matthew for hours. Dude is so down to earth. There’s probably like a handful of actors who can still be human, and still be above everyone because of simply of what they’ve done career wise. He’s so cool man.

  • @lewisspires1
    @lewisspires1 2 місяці тому +1155

    Tom looks like he does chemo recreationally.

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 2 місяці тому +26

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @velvet_kierstaff386
      @velvet_kierstaff386 2 місяці тому +20

      Recreationally 😂😂😂👌

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 2 місяці тому +13

      @@lewisspires1 💀💀 2B1C comments are doing the most this episode, but this one wins the internets for today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm so close to sounding like Bertsqueaks

    • @jarrahdahlenburg7785
      @jarrahdahlenburg7785 2 місяці тому +3

      Amen!

    • @TheTechy2
      @TheTechy2 2 місяці тому +4

      The ozempic baby!!!!

  • @Champsgal
    @Champsgal 2 місяці тому +351

    Berts face getting increasingly more red as he controls his interrupting is my second favorite part of this interview. Watching Tom and Bert for an hour and half want to blow Matthew is my first

    • @soundlysouth2962
      @soundlysouth2962 2 місяці тому +1

      We figured your favorite as much.

    • @laxerdude45
      @laxerdude45 2 місяці тому +6

      Bert: Did you know that when i was 22 years old I got involved with the Russian Mafia?
      McConaughey: Great question, Bert.
      Bert: gigity gigity gigity

    • @dicegamenetwork
      @dicegamenetwork 2 місяці тому

      you can call me matthew

  • @MrTakedownkd
    @MrTakedownkd 2 місяці тому +1016

    At this point I thought Matthew was gonna be played by Adam rey 😂

    • @rachelmanoel3874
      @rachelmanoel3874 2 місяці тому +18

      Now u got me wondering how good his Matthew impression is😂😂

    • @samthiff1
      @samthiff1 2 місяці тому +37

      and that's whats up

    • @Serintrip
      @Serintrip 2 місяці тому

      Same 😂. Hopefully the comments section will fix the algorithm for this video 🤣

    • @prodmowery
      @prodmowery 2 місяці тому +1

      Your nailing the comments man 😂😂😂

    • @DocGamerGirl
      @DocGamerGirl 2 місяці тому +1

      For reals tho

  • @josephevans6678
    @josephevans6678 2 місяці тому +416

    Tom without a beard is like seeing an owls legs.🥴

    • @ChrisKellyPrime
      @ChrisKellyPrime 2 місяці тому +3

      Why did this get me? 😂😂😂

    • @208IdahoAdventures
      @208IdahoAdventures 2 місяці тому +3

      Ah that’s what it is. I thought he had cancer lol

    • @GiDS222
      @GiDS222 2 місяці тому

      it's like my cat lost all it's hair overnight

    • @cholieandresa
      @cholieandresa 2 місяці тому +1

      The words I’ve been searching for …

    • @erinlyons3754
      @erinlyons3754 Місяць тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @peezdoc
    @peezdoc 2 місяці тому +519

    Finally found Bert's kryptonite... He's only said a couple words and I'm halfway through. Need Matthew McConaughey more often....

    • @bogsharris6707
      @bogsharris6707 2 місяці тому

      Oh SHIT I may actually watch this then cuz I clicked and saw his face and then felt like I should get ran over by a train

    • @zellsicsvexramet1603
      @zellsicsvexramet1603 2 місяці тому +24

      And then came the tequila and shouting about tuna fish lol

    • @justinhaley1863
      @justinhaley1863 2 місяці тому +14

      Is this Tom’s make a wish?

    • @drinkmorecocacola
      @drinkmorecocacola 2 місяці тому +1

      Bert is really insufferable. But even he can’t stand the pretentiousness of such a regular ass dude. 😂 Jesus Tom must be choking from all that Matthew in his throat.

    • @xDMG15x
      @xDMG15x 2 місяці тому +1

      I made it to ketchup

  • @intentionallylost
    @intentionallylost 2 місяці тому +625

    The Tom jump scare

    • @yee5631
      @yee5631 2 місяці тому +3

      GOO

    • @lenekristin1808
      @lenekristin1808 Місяць тому +1

      I saw the title of the episode and the little picture was Bert and some dude, and I thought "the heck, that's NOT Matthew McConaughey!" ... It was Tom.

  • @HonchoHundo
    @HonchoHundo Місяць тому +8

    Bert trying to bond with Matthew McConaughey over ketchup LOL priceless

  • @williamRE
    @williamRE 2 місяці тому +376

    Tom's transition from Top Dog to Charo is nearly complete

    • @rl8369
      @rl8369 2 місяці тому +1

      SPOT ON!

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 2 місяці тому +4

      Hope he starts ripping monster farts soon!

    • @Asisya18
      @Asisya18 Місяць тому +1

      ^^ This!!!!! lmao

    • @jeanaprewitt9658
      @jeanaprewitt9658 Місяць тому +1

      Can we get a trophy here?

    • @wither2654
      @wither2654 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @TrdMark
    @TrdMark 2 місяці тому +442

    Tom’s face just assaulted me

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 2 місяці тому +6

      And it was a sucker punch!

    • @rachelmagana5142
      @rachelmagana5142 2 місяці тому +6

      I’ll be holding meetings for our trauma at my house every Thursday.

    • @james87367
      @james87367 2 місяці тому +3

      😂😂

    • @SenorbryanA
      @SenorbryanA 2 місяці тому +4

      I literally howled at this.

    • @ScotteM
      @ScotteM 2 місяці тому

      That shirt color is a horrible accent to his skin color. Two odd shapes of pink

  • @redhednitemare
    @redhednitemare 2 місяці тому +120

    Tom: "what was your thought process when you created this character?"
    Bert: "So you like ketchup?"

    • @coltenlangley1627
      @coltenlangley1627 2 місяці тому +1

      I just spit on my phone laughing at this comment 😂

  • @TheFireroom
    @TheFireroom Місяць тому +2

    Tom pumped to the gills with ozempic now shaving his face to try and cling to his youth...😂😂😂😂

  • @herizramos6608
    @herizramos6608 2 місяці тому +131

    This is a god tier episode, no one’s brings up the fact Tom looks like a thumb and Bert doesn’t interrupt at all, *chefs kiss*

  • @bluesing3082
    @bluesing3082 2 місяці тому +318

    How tf does John Segura simultaneously look younger and like he's dying

  • @bronxboi718
    @bronxboi718 2 місяці тому +90

    Never thought I’d see Matthew, Bart and Rob Dyrdek in the same room

  • @jackfarns9476
    @jackfarns9476 Місяць тому +1

    love how Matthew relates everything he knows from acting and relates it to life and how he can better himself from what he's learned and uses from his craft. Always thinking about ways to make the most out of life. 👍🏼

  • @MJ-qh2su
    @MJ-qh2su 2 місяці тому +183

    Bert, I'm so proud of you for listening and asking Mathew good questions.
    I'm looking forward to The TipToes Podcast.

    • @NarrativeSolace
      @NarrativeSolace 2 місяці тому +2

      Agreed!

    • @deaderthendead041
      @deaderthendead041 2 місяці тому +1

      Except for that raising arizona interjection😅

    • @bean5
      @bean5 2 місяці тому +2

      the ketchup talk was going so well until he messed it up with the "I like you so much"

    • @adamm5141
      @adamm5141 2 місяці тому +4

      Matt telling Bert "that was a really good question " was the validation Bert has been searching for his whole life

    • @Jonathanwebb100
      @Jonathanwebb100 2 місяці тому +1

      Best episode in a min. The beard was wild but otherwise so good.

  • @claytonfrancis1746
    @claytonfrancis1746 2 місяці тому +353

    5 minutes in and Bert’s not said more than a couple of words. What alternative dimension are we in!?

    • @Hyper-fixed
      @Hyper-fixed 2 місяці тому +15

      Tom is under the table kicking him so he doesn’t

    • @kontroledkhaos6460
      @kontroledkhaos6460 2 місяці тому +4

      2 seconds in and his painfully forced ad read for the book made me click off

    • @DylanMcCullough-dh3fe
      @DylanMcCullough-dh3fe 2 місяці тому +6

      And the few words he's said is already unbearable!!

    • @BENZK-j9t
      @BENZK-j9t 2 місяці тому +2

      He was told to relax no way this is what Bert wants

    • @kristinborchers5564
      @kristinborchers5564 2 місяці тому

      I was thinking the same thing!!

  • @jproper
    @jproper 2 місяці тому +413

    Invisalign really did a number on Tom.

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby 2 місяці тому +31

      Invisa-trauma, a slopperless wife, a leak in his Gucci closet, and now he has alopecia....
      So much suffering....

    • @McBlickyOT
      @McBlickyOT 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @bluraynation5188
      @bluraynation5188 2 місяці тому +4

      He looks like he’s the one recovering from cancer

    • @caylorcash9383
      @caylorcash9383 2 місяці тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @zed6221
      @zed6221 2 місяці тому +1

      He did it again but now it was polonium laced

  • @andrewloebsack1147
    @andrewloebsack1147 7 днів тому

    55:56 Tom saying “Tip Toes” has me fucking dead😂😂😂

  • @dmitribohanon3106
    @dmitribohanon3106 Місяць тому +192

    This guy is an absolute gem, I never realized he was such a humble and down to earth person. Not to mention a killer storyteller

    • @EH-ro8dn
      @EH-ro8dn Місяць тому +3

      What did you see that made you believe otherwise, just curious.

    • @rjim1
      @rjim1 Місяць тому +8

      That's his literal MO, dude!

    • @unconsciousbutbreathing
      @unconsciousbutbreathing Місяць тому +2

      I know! Barts great!

    • @vin9791
      @vin9791 Місяць тому +2

      @@EH-ro8dn because some hollywood actors are weird and let their fame get to their heads. SOME but not all of them

    • @Stash186
      @Stash186 Місяць тому

      You forgot also a shill for big pharma and super spreader of misinformation even though he was the lead in Dallas Buyers Club. I hope he got his 11th booster 🙏

  • @jaybberwocky
    @jaybberwocky 2 місяці тому +76

    Watching the Tip Toes trailer with McConaughey himself, and him being in on the joke is by far one of THE greatest wrap ups to a YMH bit ever.

  • @thomasford9204
    @thomasford9204 2 місяці тому +83

    Tom sat beside Bert so he could pinch his leg when he starts talking to much. Genius 😂

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification 2 місяці тому +2

      Bert is there to hold Tim up if he gets weak from the chemo

  • @remyreyez
    @remyreyez Місяць тому +1

    I’ve listened to Green Light 6 times this year. Start to finish. Amazing book!

  • @Karl_Drogo55
    @Karl_Drogo55 2 місяці тому +143

    McConaughey as Rust in True Detective will always be my favorite character/performance he's ever done and I'm a huge fan of all his work.

    • @Choqish
      @Choqish Місяць тому

      Same. True detective first season was amazing.

    • @ThunderStix9597
      @ThunderStix9597 Місяць тому

      Agreed

    • @George2647g
      @George2647g Місяць тому

      Mud was better

    • @tropicthndr
      @tropicthndr Місяць тому

      He looks like Don Johnson. No wonder everyone likes him

    • @Thesaurcery4U2C
      @Thesaurcery4U2C 15 днів тому

      @@tropicthndr Not everyone likes Don Johns

  • @NarrativeSolace
    @NarrativeSolace 2 місяці тому +327

    Yo, I know Tom without a beard is like seeing a turtle without a shell but can we just take a second and appreciate how great Bert was in this? He was genuinely himself without making it all about him. He knew the source material and had a few good jokes. Very pleasantly surprised by this. Great interview and genuinely seemed like y’all got along in a fun way 🙌🏼

    • @PabloDiablo16
      @PabloDiablo16 2 місяці тому

      I think all of the hate from the 50 states is finally making a difference.

    • @coreywolfe4386
      @coreywolfe4386 2 місяці тому +25

      I said once you can tell how much he respects a guest based on how little he speaks.

    • @Bajiquan221
      @Bajiquan221 2 місяці тому +9

      yeah segura and the whole team probably gave him the 9nth degree on not fucking up the big episode with Mathew hahahaha

    • @salvadorgonzales9339
      @salvadorgonzales9339 2 місяці тому +6

      Reminds me of Zoidberg when he was picking out a new shell lol

    • @DylanMcCullough-dh3fe
      @DylanMcCullough-dh3fe 2 місяці тому +1

      @NarrativeSolace bert is still the worst , all the hate schaub gets should be transferred too, bert !! Schaub was at least on king and the sting funniest podcast ever , bert has never Ever made me laugh, just cringe ! He's absolutely annoying and unbearable and lies about litterlally everything!!

  • @incog7894
    @incog7894 2 місяці тому +143

    Twenty minutes in and Bert has been on his best behavior… wtf did I jump timelines

    • @Livinginthegrayarea
      @Livinginthegrayarea 2 місяці тому +7

      He seems in awe 😂

    • @stevenboyd6560
      @stevenboyd6560 2 місяці тому +7

      Wait until he starts talking about the tuna fish.

    • @Harrison28829
      @Harrison28829 2 місяці тому +1

      Someone has created a rift, there’s some bad juju going around 😂😂😂

  • @jimbobshambles
    @jimbobshambles Місяць тому +4

    Bert and Tom honestly seem a bit star struck, especially Bert!😂

  • @JKimPersonal
    @JKimPersonal 2 місяці тому +304

    Tom looks likes Tom Hanks in the movie “Philadelphia”

    • @POOCOMESFROMFOOD
      @POOCOMESFROMFOOD 2 місяці тому +3

      i think you mean Forrest Gump

    • @thedollbabys1073
      @thedollbabys1073 2 місяці тому +3

      Im SCREAMING!!! lmaoooo

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby 2 місяці тому +11

      Exactly like Philadelphia, the movie...except for the Lawyer part, or the Philadelphia, the City, part....just the aids, really....

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey 2 місяці тому +2

      I was gonna say Mathew McConaughey in The Dallas Buyers Club, but I thought it was a bit too on the nose…

    • @charlesgrigson6436
      @charlesgrigson6436 2 місяці тому

      Looks like he's dying of aids and cancer simultaneously

  • @bipolarpodcasts2313
    @bipolarpodcasts2313 2 місяці тому +401

    Seeing tom withot face fuzz is like seeing someone in stage 4 kemo its very startling! Christina's cancers extra contagious! And tom we were more fixated on your face than Matthew McConaughey..and not in a good way..

    • @Spitflies
      @Spitflies 2 місяці тому +26

      Hey Invisalign has been tough on him.

    • @tuckercase2449
      @tuckercase2449 2 місяці тому +6

      I told y'all cancer's contagious

    • @bipolarpodcasts2313
      @bipolarpodcasts2313 2 місяці тому +6

      @@tuckercase2449 cancers cap

    • @eatmybutt42069
      @eatmybutt42069 2 місяці тому

      He has some ozempic face too

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 2 місяці тому +4

      Omg! That’s what I said. You can also see the Charro likeness. Ugh

  • @kelseyrae105
    @kelseyrae105 2 місяці тому +147

    Was I the only one who was impressed with how long Bert was quiet for?! lol

    • @MarcusRempel-yl5gy
      @MarcusRempel-yl5gy 2 місяці тому +10

      Its the best part of this episode, I'm sure tom talked to him pre taping

    • @timjohnson8725
      @timjohnson8725 2 місяці тому +3

      He wasn't being a dork.

    • @kelseyrae105
      @kelseyrae105 2 місяці тому +4

      @ it looked like it was KILLING him to not be a dork 🤣

    • @FU7IM7CANADIAN
      @FU7IM7CANADIAN 2 місяці тому +2

      Chirosis makes you tired.

  • @bethcushway458
    @bethcushway458 Місяць тому +1

    Jaime French's breakdown of this film is iconic. Had me in absolute hysterics. I'm so happy to finally see him acknowledge he was actually in it🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigstickswangin11
    @bigstickswangin11 2 місяці тому +151

    New mythical figure unlocked: Single Chin Tom

  • @PirateCowboy69
    @PirateCowboy69 2 місяці тому +46

    Tom: intimate, thought provoking questions
    Bert: Catchup

  • @InspectorButters4
    @InspectorButters4 2 місяці тому +50

    OMG their reaction to the "Tip Toes" trailer is one of the greatest things I've ever seen lol. Gary Oldman in THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maffiosso23
    @maffiosso23 Місяць тому

    Lol Tom talking about Malcolm gladwell references. And Bert brings up licking dried ketchup off the fist 😂😂😂😂

  • @radekbartnik3311
    @radekbartnik3311 2 місяці тому +171

    Best 2B1C in years, hands down. Matthew was such an amazing guest that even Bert got his shit together and let him talk! I hope we get to see him on ymh

    • @alexxxandrabissshop
      @alexxxandrabissshop 2 місяці тому +9

      Exactly what I was thinking!!! Bert not interrupting for once and giving matthew the respect he deserves was great enough as is, but Matthew was rlly the most phenomenal guest to ever guest this podcast

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C 2 місяці тому +6

      Oh Im glad to hear this, I wanted to give it a listen but also didnt want to get rage-pilled if Bert interrupted too often.
      You have given me the go-ahead!

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles 2 місяці тому +4

      I think he was nervous 😂😂

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox 2 місяці тому +4

      When MM took some pauses to think before speaking, you could see Bert squirming to not interrupt 😂

    • @baxtergordon2621
      @baxtergordon2621 2 місяці тому

      @@clevermissfox Tom definitely pulled Bert to the side before this and told him to shut the fuck up

  • @joecrowley1233
    @joecrowley1233 2 місяці тому +83

    Watching Tom's face every time Bert says something dumb is priceless

    • @jessie2451
      @jessie2451 2 місяці тому +7

      The way Bert put a hault to the party flash back they were sharing bc he felt left out 🤣 💀

    • @NilkkiNikke
      @NilkkiNikke 2 місяці тому

      @@jessie2451 I noticed that too😂

  • @OlgaTiger1
    @OlgaTiger1 2 місяці тому +1481

    Feel like I'm in upside down...Holywood A lister, Tom segura looks like Bobby Kelly, and Brent shuts the fuck up.... pinching myself! 😂😂😂

    • @frankmurdock2121
      @frankmurdock2121 2 місяці тому +17

      Just wait till the tequilas get served…

    • @OlgaTiger1
      @OlgaTiger1 2 місяці тому +11

      @frankmurdock2121 hahaha yeah, spoke too soon on Brent's part 😅 🤣🤣

    • @tymirra8769
      @tymirra8769 2 місяці тому

      Bart muncher is oddly quiet indeed

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 2 місяці тому

      Amazed that Bert's ADHD allows it!

    • @xrmighty
      @xrmighty 2 місяці тому +6

      Yes! He does look like Bobby Kelly. I saw him live on Friday and he was rocking the same look and I literally thought that 😂

  • @zakkaryhoffman8503
    @zakkaryhoffman8503 Місяць тому +2

    Definitely in the mnt rushmore of actor's. This man has changed my life. Listen/Respect this man.

  • @530patriot
    @530patriot 2 місяці тому +93

    Tom finally got his scrum ate! 🎉😂

  • @ogplayapp
    @ogplayapp 2 місяці тому +223

    Tom looks like Garth now

    • @chubbysummers69
      @chubbysummers69 2 місяці тому +11

      Getting ready to film the biopic, Garth Brooks : Friends in Low Places (Shallow Graves)

    • @jenicabraud8652
      @jenicabraud8652 2 місяці тому +1

      Omg actually though!!😂😂

    • @barryallen6775
      @barryallen6775 2 місяці тому +5

      "I like that.."

    • @ItsParachuteAdams
      @ItsParachuteAdams 2 місяці тому

      Let's get physical

    • @Harrison28829
      @Harrison28829 2 місяці тому +1

      He’s definitely about to become a copycat killer😂😂

  • @charlieowens6804
    @charlieowens6804 2 місяці тому +59

    Burt was star-sruck!!! He was the most quiet about himself and asked the 3 best questions that made Matt actually think about his answer.

    • @9176michael
      @9176michael 2 місяці тому

      That's the power of AI

  • @PemaMendez990
    @PemaMendez990 Місяць тому

    1:19:50 my bilingual ass brain didn't even pick up that Mathew actually asked "what is osos?" in spanish at first until it clicked like 5 minutes later and I had to rewind hahah

  • @kevinfigs
    @kevinfigs 2 місяці тому +212

    Tom looks like Amy Poehler without his beard 💀🤣

  • @kristenbergeron8515
    @kristenbergeron8515 Місяць тому +184

    Im too high for this. I'll watch it tomorrow when I can maybe stop laughing at Tom's baby face. 😂

  • @Champsgal
    @Champsgal 2 місяці тому +29

    An hour and half of Bert dreaming of leaving LeeAnn for Matthew 😂
    We need a something's burning with Matthew

  • @BrokenGodEnt
    @BrokenGodEnt 10 годин тому

    "that bottle is gonna look better earlier in the day"
    damn, what a succinct way to encapsulate that feeling. thats gotta be the greatest quote from this podcasat

  • @jakedonaldson4007
    @jakedonaldson4007 2 місяці тому +96

    Tom is definitely a beard guy

  • @taylorslade6978
    @taylorslade6978 2 місяці тому +27

    I really hope Tom pulls through. We're all rooting for ya bud!

  • @illuminahde
    @illuminahde 2 місяці тому +315

    I didn't even know he was sick. 😷

    • @530patriot
      @530patriot 2 місяці тому +5

      @@illuminahde Sick of getting his scrum ate? Never! 😂

    • @cameronasa4448
      @cameronasa4448 2 місяці тому +2

      Bert is begging for MM’s scrum.

    • @R.J.L.
      @R.J.L. 2 місяці тому

      Did he say he was sick? I’m lost

    • @danidan9917
      @danidan9917 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@R.J.L.yeah. Damn invisalign

    • @an-zp4xq
      @an-zp4xq 2 місяці тому +1

      @@R.J.L.he’s not

  • @Scammonz
    @Scammonz 20 днів тому

    Gotta say, Bert’s question about Matthew’s son having the same experiences brought out a really cool, vulnerable and honest response from Matthew. He had to collect himself slightly and went on a sort of random response that any one of us would have. 47:34

  • @goldmemberr
    @goldmemberr Місяць тому +55

    Berts the most outgoing shy guy in the world lol you can tell he fights with himself the whole time deciding if he should talk or not lol

    • @Konnersaki
      @Konnersaki Місяць тому +8

      Nothing shy about him. Blathering drunk at any social function he attends 😂 Maybe he’s shy when he’s got the shakes in the morning before he takes his shots of whiskey

    • @srsieg1155
      @srsieg1155 Місяць тому +1

      @@Konnersaki😂😂😂😂

    • @Aunt_Jerrmima
      @Aunt_Jerrmima Місяць тому

      @@KonnersakiI understand the reasoning for this take and I just want to offer a counter point from personal experience.
      I’ve always been a very shy person that loves social events but because of my anxiety it makes it very difficult to be social sober at events. Unfortunately, I too used to have a bad relationship with alcohol and indulging in drinking really brought out that social person I’ve always wanted to be because it shuts my anxiety off.
      I’m not saying it’s for sure the same for Burt because I don’t know the guy but I do know from my own experiences that alcohol makes it easy easier to be the social person I want to be and too much alcohol makes can make me socially belligerent.
      I’ve also been a bartender for a couple years now and unfortunately alcohol has that effect on tons of people. The sweetest customers come in and after a few rounds a creature is escorted off the premise.
      Think Dr. jekyl /Mr. Hyde.
      Some people just don’t have the luck of the draw when it comes to alcohol or anxiety.

    • @Elikhalifa11
      @Elikhalifa11 Місяць тому

      Not him being shy it’s him waiting to talk and not listening to who they are interviewing.

  • @bennyb7369
    @bennyb7369 2 місяці тому +85

    It seems like Bert is so intimidated by Matthew McConaughey. It’s so funny to not see him interrupting people talking about himself and all his little stories as you’re trying to tell a story it’s awesome. Love you Bert.

  • @amy-fe1pp
    @amy-fe1pp 2 місяці тому +25

    Literally never been more grateful to see someone ask this man about TIPTOES ☠️☠️☠️

  • @craigjudy4461
    @craigjudy4461 Місяць тому

    Litterally one of the best shows y’all have done ever hands down. Congrats

  • @mavlod
    @mavlod 2 місяці тому +90

    Is Tom shaving an attempt to make Matthew McConaughey look even more attractive?

    • @austinpowell2710
      @austinpowell2710 2 місяці тому +9

      Like their agents had to come to some arrangement beforehand 😂

    • @james87367
      @james87367 2 місяці тому +2

      It’s in the contract.

  • @jillsoave9656
    @jillsoave9656 2 місяці тому +30

    I'm so proud of Bert for not overtaking xoxo 😘

  • @shredderbarry
    @shredderbarry 2 місяці тому +61

    Holy fuck. My god that man is gorgeous. Look at that face!! How lucky is Matty McConaughey and Bart to see that face in-person!

  • @JacobKing-d4s
    @JacobKing-d4s 9 днів тому

    Tom CANNOT believe that Bert Segued from the deep rooted emotion of McConaughey's acting choices immediately into Ketchup lmao. His face the whole time is like "goddamnit are we talking about condiments?"

  • @ValEmory
    @ValEmory 2 місяці тому +24

    Loved this one! McConaughey is a gem. Also thoughts and prayers to Tom, I really hope he can get thru this.

  • @mandee.j
    @mandee.j 2 місяці тому +15

    Bert being so excited to talk about ketchup with Matthew is all you need to know to know Bert 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kellinpatler
    @kellinpatler 2 місяці тому +12

    Tom’s method acting as “middle aged man with cancer” in this episode was top notch.

  • @NowDatsOldStyle
    @NowDatsOldStyle 4 дні тому

    1:16:04 The stuttering, enamored exhale Bert does over frozen green peas in tuna salad is the most unhinged thing I've ever heard.

  • @rinodionisi6133
    @rinodionisi6133 2 місяці тому +114

    Tom looks like he should be holding up a cardboard sign at a red light

    • @honestpolicy5031
      @honestpolicy5031 2 місяці тому +1

      surrounded by garbage indicting he's a regular there.
      This is truly shocking

    • @stdamonsbeard
      @stdamonsbeard 2 місяці тому

      He looks like Dave Filoni.

    • @Potatisem
      @Potatisem 2 місяці тому +1

      Bert is the redlight

    • @lewishagan9319
      @lewishagan9319 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @mattduhknife5207
    @mattduhknife5207 2 місяці тому +18

    The dichotomy of these two interview styles is amaze. From Tom’s questions about the collaboration of actors and directors to create true art. To Bert’s, “Do you like ketchup?” A true masterclass thanks guys.

  • @cjcharles602
    @cjcharles602 2 місяці тому +44

    Tom looks like a guy who bids on storage units.

  • @andrewhart9509
    @andrewhart9509 Місяць тому

    Matthew McConaughey talking about tuna salad is the nugget of content from the internet I didn’t know I needed. That little “c’mon” when Bert is saying stfu gets me every time.

  • @zacharyeversole
    @zacharyeversole 2 місяці тому +99

    Good luck with the chemo Tom!!!

  • @trevorbuchh
    @trevorbuchh 2 місяці тому +55

    Bert on his best behavior.

    • @joshtaylor1258
      @joshtaylor1258 2 місяці тому +1

      Bert looks so uncomfortable

    • @theflyletmepetit
      @theflyletmepetit 2 місяці тому

      He kinda fan girled with Maynard and he gave him shit Maynard hates when people are like that. He was cool about it than I've seen in the past. I'm sure Bert seen the payback and tried to tone it down with Matthew

  • @darcys9597
    @darcys9597 2 місяці тому +41

    Get well fast Tom. Prayers for the illness 🇺🇲 God bless

    • @R.J.L.
      @R.J.L. 2 місяці тому

      Did he say he was sick?

  • @lucianomora3017
    @lucianomora3017 Місяць тому +1

    All I can remember about McConauhey is uncle Joey and Ralphie rip talking shit to him form his window 😂😂

  • @Nora-rb6tr
    @Nora-rb6tr 2 місяці тому +76

    Tom looks AI-generated without facial hair

    • @james87367
      @james87367 2 місяці тому +1

      This is my favourite one so far. 😂

  • @DaveHiggoHiggins
    @DaveHiggoHiggins 2 місяці тому +61

    Tom without a beard, wearing that skin coloured jumper, looks like the starting point of a character in Tiger Woods PGA tour 2004 on Playstation.

    • @tophercabba
      @tophercabba 2 місяці тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @masterp2269
      @masterp2269 2 місяці тому

      Lmao nailed it!

  • @Johnny-re9kg
    @Johnny-re9kg 2 місяці тому +23

    52:01 Great moment when ultra-cool Matthew sums up his thoughts on vacationing, and has a cheers to the boys, and then Bert spills his drink on his shirt. Sums up in an instant that Bert can never be Matthew, and this is how the world works.😂

    • @jessie2451
      @jessie2451 2 місяці тому

      Hahahaha

    • @james87367
      @james87367 2 місяці тому

      As much as I want to be Matthew I know deep down I’m more like Bert.

  • @Rbali50
    @Rbali50 Місяць тому

    Bert correcting him saying Mother’s Day is so cute haha little fan boy

  • @damndan0
    @damndan0 2 місяці тому +11

    Cheers to Matthew for being a solid guy and dad. His silliness is so humbling and real!

  • @mr_blue8208
    @mr_blue8208 2 місяці тому +135

    Please add more and longer advertisements.

    • @simow77
      @simow77 2 місяці тому +2

      Not

    • @deaderthendead041
      @deaderthendead041 2 місяці тому +1

      Actually it makes sense financially, because of who these guys are and because of how big matthew is this will be highly viewed

    • @GRANDboysENT
      @GRANDboysENT 2 місяці тому

      😂

    • @idkmybffjv
      @idkmybffjv 2 місяці тому +5

      And edit them in right as the guest is telling a great story!

    • @pupdaddie
      @pupdaddie 2 місяці тому

      it's 2024, dude. Who doesn't have ad blockers? Just you it seems

  • @cjprof1205
    @cjprof1205 2 місяці тому +11

    Also, they’re not lying about his book on audio. Perfect in-flight book. Finished it in one flight and was calm as hell, enjoyed every minute of it.

  • @AriesMom418
    @AriesMom418 Місяць тому +1

    I CAN'T WITH TOM NOT HAVING ANY FACIAL HAIR & THAT HAT!!...😂 BUT THEN AGAIN I CAN! 🤔😆

  • @Naught359
    @Naught359 2 місяці тому +19

    Thanks for keeping Bert on Mute, Matthew. Your greatest accomplishment yet.

    • @lakaak1200
      @lakaak1200 2 місяці тому

      Is Bert sober? I've been out of the loop.

  • @SatanPhD
    @SatanPhD 2 місяці тому +5

    7:19 Bert feening for the tequila was hilarious! You can tell he was laughing and having a good time but he thought, this could be better lmao

  • @KevinDeVriesbjj
    @KevinDeVriesbjj 2 місяці тому +98

    Matthew describing what cool is and it couldn't be further than what Bert is like

    • @TheBigXav
      @TheBigXav 2 місяці тому +18

      Then he describes what a dork is and perfectly describes Bert

    • @trappedintimesurroundedbye5477
      @trappedintimesurroundedbye5477 2 місяці тому

      exactly lol​@@TheBigXav

    • @rjim1
      @rjim1 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@TheBigXavliterally just hit that part and had precisely the same thought! 😂

    • @crazycarl00
      @crazycarl00 Місяць тому +1

      Oh be nice

    • @WeThePeepHole333
      @WeThePeepHole333 Місяць тому +1

      Takes one to blow one dude! #HateOn

  • @clumsycajun
    @clumsycajun Місяць тому

    You guys nailed the questions with this interview! God, MM is fascinating. Just watching him explain how he makes a tuna salad sandwich draws you in so hard. Bravo!

  • @SSB512
    @SSB512 2 місяці тому +21

    16:57 Bart's in his head goin "Be cool man, be cool"

    • @SSB512
      @SSB512 2 місяці тому

      I want to personally thank all 20 of you (myself included) for liking my comment. See you boys next week

    • @AbeVicious
      @AbeVicious Місяць тому

      "Btch be cool!"