Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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  • @mlw_esq
    @mlw_esq 8 днів тому +3494

    Everyone's so shocked by Tom's beard they didn't realize McConaughey pulled off the impossible feat of making Bert shut the fuck up.

    • @A1cheko
      @A1cheko 8 днів тому +27

      😂

    • @Arkha9ine
      @Arkha9ine 8 днів тому +12

      Lmfaoooo

    • @joshabbott3213
      @joshabbott3213 8 днів тому +19

      I was just thinking that before I read this

    • @El-Kompadre
      @El-Kompadre 8 днів тому +10

      he didn't want to get slapped.

    • @mattjns
      @mattjns 8 днів тому +64

      I ABSOLUTELY guarantee he was forewarned. 😂
      “Bert, we’re serious….dont fukn ruin this……we’re serious.”

  • @MrTakedownkd
    @MrTakedownkd 10 днів тому +5840

    Tom without the beard looks like a baby who grew up fast 😂

    • @MilesSzkoda
      @MilesSzkoda 10 днів тому +32

      He's got that director look going on now.

    • @JA-ur8cx
      @JA-ur8cx 10 днів тому +44

      Took me way too long to figure out why he looked like a totally different human.

    • @gingerandthegiantpodcast9859
      @gingerandthegiantpodcast9859 10 днів тому +20

      "Look who's talking in the future"😂

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby 10 днів тому +20

      He looks like a 12 year old Squidworth....

    • @tokyosandblastr
      @tokyosandblastr 10 днів тому +7

      A new study found that men with beards are more attractive than men without beards.
      More great work from the University of Bob Seger!

  • @TheHomieFedSmoker
    @TheHomieFedSmoker 10 днів тому +1876

    Tom going full Dallas Buyer’s Club for this guest.

  • @dmitribohanon3106
    @dmitribohanon3106 7 днів тому +165

    This guy is an absolute gem, I never realized he was such a humble and down to earth person. Not to mention a killer storyteller

    • @EH-ro8dn
      @EH-ro8dn 6 днів тому +2

      What did you see that made you believe otherwise, just curious.

    • @rjim1
      @rjim1 6 днів тому +6

      That's his literal MO, dude!

    • @unconsciousbutbreathing
      @unconsciousbutbreathing 5 днів тому +2

      I know! Barts great!

    • @vin9791
      @vin9791 4 дні тому +1

      @@EH-ro8dn because some hollywood actors are weird and let their fame get to their heads. SOME but not all of them

    • @Stash186
      @Stash186 4 дні тому

      You forgot also a shill for big pharma and super spreader of misinformation even though he was the lead in Dallas Buyers Club. I hope he got his 11th booster 🙏

  • @ThePyramidist
    @ThePyramidist 10 днів тому +1343

    Prayers for Tom.

    • @AK00777
      @AK00777 10 днів тому +6

      😂😂

    • @popeopera
      @popeopera 10 днів тому +7

      You mean John....😁

    • @michaelperez8045
      @michaelperez8045 10 днів тому +15

      Hate from Texas❤

    • @EmmJ14
      @EmmJ14 10 днів тому +20

      Damn Invisalign tearing his ass up

    • @ThePyramidist
      @ThePyramidist 10 днів тому +3

      @@EmmJ14 😂😂😂

  • @travismester
    @travismester 10 днів тому +3461

    Now THAT is the John Segura.

  • @joshhense4899
    @joshhense4899 10 днів тому +2745

    Damnit. Christina gave Tom cancer. I knew they should have slept in separate beds.

  • @kristenbergeron8515
    @kristenbergeron8515 6 днів тому +110

    Im too high for this. I'll watch it tomorrow when I can maybe stop laughing at Tom's baby face. 😂

  • @brentshipman5909
    @brentshipman5909 10 днів тому +1723

    I’m glad Tom’s Make-a-wish request of meeting Matthew McConaughey came true. :)

  • @LoloFbabyy
    @LoloFbabyy 10 днів тому +1265

    Tom looking like Mr. Krabs on that episode when he lose his shell 😖

  • @shawnindy3671
    @shawnindy3671 10 днів тому +2995

    Tom looks like the neighbor i tell my kids to stay away from.

  • @spencer44fellows
    @spencer44fellows 6 днів тому +22

    Bert looks like a dog you’re about to give a treat to with how he’s holding himself back from interrupting 😂

  • @NaftaliTheFoodie
    @NaftaliTheFoodie 10 днів тому +1055

    Waaaaay more shocked at Tom’s face than I am at a Hollywood elite actor joined their show

    • @MatthewHarsh
      @MatthewHarsh 10 днів тому +6

      Matthew McConaughey isn’t elite, per se. He is Christian and bucks the majority. Though understand your meaning.

    • @ChantelJordan-fm7kx
      @ChantelJordan-fm7kx 10 днів тому +45

      ​@@MatthewHarshHe's elite actor. Oscar winning.

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 10 днів тому +29

      ​@@ChantelJordan-fm7kxDefinitely elite. Dallas Buyers Club, Interstellar, Mud, etc. -and don't even get us started on his performance opposite Woody Harrelson in the 1st season of True Detective... He suffers from the same affliction as Brad Pitt: McConaughey is a great actor trapped in the body of an old school movie star.

    • @saycheesealex2726
      @saycheesealex2726 10 днів тому +8

      @@MatthewHarsh What are you talking about, he's one of the best actors in Hollywood right now\

    • @PPGMATTY
      @PPGMATTY 10 днів тому

      It looks like cat vomit

  • @TheDUSTINTUBE
    @TheDUSTINTUBE 10 днів тому +396

    2 bears, one shaved

  • @lewisspires1
    @lewisspires1 10 днів тому +993

    Tom looks like he does chemo recreationally.

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 10 днів тому +23

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @velvet_kierstaff386
      @velvet_kierstaff386 9 днів тому +19

      Recreationally 😂😂😂👌

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 9 днів тому +12

      @@lewisspires1 💀💀 2B1C comments are doing the most this episode, but this one wins the internets for today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm so close to sounding like Bertsqueaks

    • @jarrahdahlenburg7785
      @jarrahdahlenburg7785 9 днів тому +3

      Amen!

    • @TheTechy2
      @TheTechy2 9 днів тому +3

      The ozempic baby!!!!

  • @twofivetwoTV
    @twofivetwoTV 7 днів тому +86

    we're so proud of you bert 😂 you did really good for this interview man

    • @jeanaprewitt9658
      @jeanaprewitt9658 6 днів тому +2

      I think Bert left the interview with damp panties.

    • @WeThePeepHole333
      @WeThePeepHole333 3 дні тому +1

      Hate On

    • @MrBmoney157
      @MrBmoney157 День тому

      Bart was too busy blushing and giggling the whole time 😂

    • @paulrapis
      @paulrapis День тому

      This is really promising. I almost didn’t even watch

  • @peezdoc
    @peezdoc 10 днів тому +488

    Finally found Bert's kryptonite... He's only said a couple words and I'm halfway through. Need Matthew McConaughey more often....

    • @bogsharris6707
      @bogsharris6707 10 днів тому

      Oh SHIT I may actually watch this then cuz I clicked and saw his face and then felt like I should get ran over by a train

    • @zellsicsvexramet1603
      @zellsicsvexramet1603 10 днів тому +22

      And then came the tequila and shouting about tuna fish lol

    • @justinhaley1863
      @justinhaley1863 10 днів тому +14

      Is this Tom’s make a wish?

    • @drinkmorecocacola
      @drinkmorecocacola 10 днів тому +1

      Bert is really insufferable. But even he can’t stand the pretentiousness of such a regular ass dude. 😂 Jesus Tom must be choking from all that Matthew in his throat.

    • @xDMG15x
      @xDMG15x 10 днів тому +1

      I made it to ketchup

  • @justinwhite4173
    @justinwhite4173 10 днів тому +507

    I feel like one of those babies who's scared of dad now that he shaved

  • @josephevans6678
    @josephevans6678 9 днів тому +339

    Tom without a beard is like seeing an owls legs.🥴

    • @ChrisKellyPrime
      @ChrisKellyPrime 8 днів тому +3

      Why did this get me? 😂😂😂

    • @208IdahoAdventures
      @208IdahoAdventures 8 днів тому +3

      Ah that’s what it is. I thought he had cancer lol

    • @GiDS222
      @GiDS222 8 днів тому

      it's like my cat lost all it's hair overnight

    • @cholieandresa
      @cholieandresa 7 днів тому +1

      The words I’ve been searching for …

    • @erinlyons3754
      @erinlyons3754 2 дні тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @goldmemberr
    @goldmemberr 7 днів тому +50

    Berts the most outgoing shy guy in the world lol you can tell he fights with himself the whole time deciding if he should talk or not lol

    • @Konnersaki
      @Konnersaki 6 днів тому +6

      Nothing shy about him. Blathering drunk at any social function he attends 😂 Maybe he’s shy when he’s got the shakes in the morning before he takes his shots of whiskey

    • @srsieg1155
      @srsieg1155 6 днів тому +1

      @@Konnersaki😂😂😂😂

    • @Aunt_Jerrmima
      @Aunt_Jerrmima 6 днів тому

      @@KonnersakiI understand the reasoning for this take and I just want to offer a counter point from personal experience.
      I’ve always been a very shy person that loves social events but because of my anxiety it makes it very difficult to be social sober at events. Unfortunately, I too used to have a bad relationship with alcohol and indulging in drinking really brought out that social person I’ve always wanted to be because it shuts my anxiety off.
      I’m not saying it’s for sure the same for Burt because I don’t know the guy but I do know from my own experiences that alcohol makes it easy easier to be the social person I want to be and too much alcohol makes can make me socially belligerent.
      I’ve also been a bartender for a couple years now and unfortunately alcohol has that effect on tons of people. The sweetest customers come in and after a few rounds a creature is escorted off the premise.
      Think Dr. jekyl /Mr. Hyde.
      Some people just don’t have the luck of the draw when it comes to alcohol or anxiety.

    • @AddictivePb11
      @AddictivePb11 3 дні тому

      Not him being shy it’s him waiting to talk and not listening to who they are interviewing.

  • @Champsgal
    @Champsgal 10 днів тому +329

    Berts face getting increasingly more red as he controls his interrupting is my second favorite part of this interview. Watching Tom and Bert for an hour and half want to blow Matthew is my first

    • @soundlysouth2962
      @soundlysouth2962 9 днів тому

      We figured your favorite as much.

    • @laxerdude45
      @laxerdude45 9 днів тому +4

      Bert: Did you know that when i was 22 years old I got involved with the Russian Mafia?
      McConaughey: Great question, Bert.
      Bert: gigity gigity gigity

    • @dicegamenetwork
      @dicegamenetwork 9 днів тому

      you can call me matthew

  • @MJ-qh2su
    @MJ-qh2su 9 днів тому +181

    Bert, I'm so proud of you for listening and asking Mathew good questions.
    I'm looking forward to The TipToes Podcast.

    • @NarrativeSolace
      @NarrativeSolace 9 днів тому +2

      Agreed!

    • @deaderthendead041
      @deaderthendead041 9 днів тому +1

      Except for that raising arizona interjection😅

    • @bean5
      @bean5 9 днів тому +1

      the ketchup talk was going so well until he messed it up with the "I like you so much"

    • @adamm5141
      @adamm5141 9 днів тому +3

      Matt telling Bert "that was a really good question " was the validation Bert has been searching for his whole life

    • @Jonathanwebb100
      @Jonathanwebb100 9 днів тому +1

      Best episode in a min. The beard was wild but otherwise so good.

  • @MrTakedownkd
    @MrTakedownkd 10 днів тому +981

    At this point I thought Matthew was gonna be played by Adam rey 😂

    • @rachelmanoel3874
      @rachelmanoel3874 10 днів тому +17

      Now u got me wondering how good his Matthew impression is😂😂

    • @samthiff1
      @samthiff1 10 днів тому +34

      and that's whats up

    • @Serintrip
      @Serintrip 10 днів тому

      Same 😂. Hopefully the comments section will fix the algorithm for this video 🤣

    • @prodmowery
      @prodmowery 10 днів тому +1

      Your nailing the comments man 😂😂😂

    • @DocGamerGirl
      @DocGamerGirl 10 днів тому +1

      For reals tho

  • @-Kailinn-
    @-Kailinn- 6 днів тому +10

    Matthew McConaughey is awesome. Just seems like a genuine and authentic dude, not an easy find amongst actors.

  • @intentionallylost
    @intentionallylost 10 днів тому +595

    The Tom jump scare

    • @yee5631
      @yee5631 10 днів тому +2

      GOO

    • @lenekristin1808
      @lenekristin1808 4 дні тому

      I saw the title of the episode and the little picture was Bert and some dude, and I thought "the heck, that's NOT Matthew McConaughey!" ... It was Tom.

  • @TrdMark
    @TrdMark 10 днів тому +404

    Tom’s face just assaulted me

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 10 днів тому +6

      And it was a sucker punch!

    • @rachelmagana5142
      @rachelmagana5142 10 днів тому +5

      I’ll be holding meetings for our trauma at my house every Thursday.

    • @james87367
      @james87367 10 днів тому +3

      😂😂

    • @SenorbryanA
      @SenorbryanA 8 днів тому +3

      I literally howled at this.

    • @ScotteM
      @ScotteM 8 днів тому

      That shirt color is a horrible accent to his skin color. Two odd shapes of pink

  • @jproper
    @jproper 10 днів тому +394

    Invisalign really did a number on Tom.

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby 10 днів тому +30

      Invisa-trauma, a slopperless wife, a leak in his Gucci closet, and now he has alopecia....
      So much suffering....

    • @McBlickyOT
      @McBlickyOT 10 днів тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @bluraynation5188
      @bluraynation5188 10 днів тому +4

      He looks like he’s the one recovering from cancer

    • @caylorcash9383
      @caylorcash9383 10 днів тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @zed6221
      @zed6221 9 днів тому +1

      He did it again but now it was polonium laced

  • @jonathanvarner3045
    @jonathanvarner3045 4 дні тому +3

    Bert really showing some growth by letting the guests talk and asking decent questions. Good job Bert!

  • @bipolarpodcasts2313
    @bipolarpodcasts2313 10 днів тому +401

    Seeing tom withot face fuzz is like seeing someone in stage 4 kemo its very startling! Christina's cancers extra contagious! And tom we were more fixated on your face than Matthew McConaughey..and not in a good way..

    • @Spitflies
      @Spitflies 10 днів тому +26

      Hey Invisalign has been tough on him.

    • @tuckercase2449
      @tuckercase2449 10 днів тому +6

      I told y'all cancer's contagious

    • @bipolarpodcasts2313
      @bipolarpodcasts2313 10 днів тому +6

      @@tuckercase2449 cancers cap

    • @eatmybutt42069
      @eatmybutt42069 10 днів тому

      He has some ozempic face too

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 10 днів тому +4

      Omg! That’s what I said. You can also see the Charro likeness. Ugh

  • @williamRE
    @williamRE 8 днів тому +358

    Tom's transition from Top Dog to Charo is nearly complete

  • @OlgaTiger1
    @OlgaTiger1 10 днів тому +1289

    Feel like I'm in upside down...Holywood A lister, Tom segura looks like Bobby Kelly, and Brent shuts the fuck up.... pinching myself! 😂😂😂

    • @frankmurdock2121
      @frankmurdock2121 10 днів тому +15

      Just wait till the tequilas get served…

    • @OlgaTiger1
      @OlgaTiger1 10 днів тому +11

      @frankmurdock2121 hahaha yeah, spoke too soon on Brent's part 😅 🤣🤣

    • @tymirra8769
      @tymirra8769 10 днів тому

      Bart muncher is oddly quiet indeed

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 9 днів тому

      Amazed that Bert's ADHD allows it!

    • @xrmighty
      @xrmighty 9 днів тому +5

      Yes! He does look like Bobby Kelly. I saw him live on Friday and he was rocking the same look and I literally thought that 😂

  • @nikolasdiallo
    @nikolasdiallo 6 днів тому +15

    I never knew I would like to listen to Matthew for hours. Dude is so down to earth. There’s probably like a handful of actors who can still be human, and still be above everyone because of simply of what they’ve done career wise. He’s so cool man.

  • @NarrativeSolace
    @NarrativeSolace 9 днів тому +324

    Yo, I know Tom without a beard is like seeing a turtle without a shell but can we just take a second and appreciate how great Bert was in this? He was genuinely himself without making it all about him. He knew the source material and had a few good jokes. Very pleasantly surprised by this. Great interview and genuinely seemed like y’all got along in a fun way 🙌🏼

    • @PabloDiablo16
      @PabloDiablo16 9 днів тому

      I think all of the hate from the 50 states is finally making a difference.

    • @coreywolfe4386
      @coreywolfe4386 9 днів тому +25

      I said once you can tell how much he respects a guest based on how little he speaks.

    • @Bajiquan221
      @Bajiquan221 9 днів тому +9

      yeah segura and the whole team probably gave him the 9nth degree on not fucking up the big episode with Mathew hahahaha

    • @salvadorgonzales9339
      @salvadorgonzales9339 9 днів тому +6

      Reminds me of Zoidberg when he was picking out a new shell lol

    • @DylanMcCullough-dh3fe
      @DylanMcCullough-dh3fe 9 днів тому +1

      @NarrativeSolace bert is still the worst , all the hate schaub gets should be transferred too, bert !! Schaub was at least on king and the sting funniest podcast ever , bert has never Ever made me laugh, just cringe ! He's absolutely annoying and unbearable and lies about litterlally everything!!

  • @herizramos6608
    @herizramos6608 9 днів тому +123

    This is a god tier episode, no one’s brings up the fact Tom looks like a thumb and Bert doesn’t interrupt at all, *chefs kiss*

  • @Karl_Drogo55
    @Karl_Drogo55 8 днів тому +134

    McConaughey as Rust in True Detective will always be my favorite character/performance he's ever done and I'm a huge fan of all his work.

    • @Choqish
      @Choqish 7 днів тому

      Same. True detective first season was amazing.

    • @ThunderStix9597
      @ThunderStix9597 7 днів тому

      Agreed

    • @George2647g
      @George2647g 7 днів тому

      Mud was better

    • @tropicthndr
      @tropicthndr 7 днів тому

      He looks like Don Johnson. No wonder everyone likes him

  • @jess-jk5yn
    @jess-jk5yn 6 днів тому +12

    I’ve been gone for a MIN and came back to a very scary looking Tom!!

  • @JKimPersonal
    @JKimPersonal 10 днів тому +294

    Tom looks likes Tom Hanks in the movie “Philadelphia”

    • @POOCOMESFROMFOOD
      @POOCOMESFROMFOOD 10 днів тому +3

      i think you mean Forrest Gump

    • @thedollbabys1073
      @thedollbabys1073 10 днів тому +2

      Im SCREAMING!!! lmaoooo

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby 10 днів тому +10

      Exactly like Philadelphia, the movie...except for the Lawyer part, or the Philadelphia, the City, part....just the aids, really....

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey 10 днів тому +2

      I was gonna say Mathew McConaughey in The Dallas Buyers Club, but I thought it was a bit too on the nose…

    • @charlesgrigson6436
      @charlesgrigson6436 10 днів тому

      Looks like he's dying of aids and cancer simultaneously

  • @jaybberwocky
    @jaybberwocky 9 днів тому +70

    Watching the Tip Toes trailer with McConaughey himself, and him being in on the joke is by far one of THE greatest wrap ups to a YMH bit ever.

  • @bluesing3082
    @bluesing3082 10 днів тому +304

    How tf does John Segura simultaneously look younger and like he's dying

  • @andrerichardson
    @andrerichardson 6 днів тому +21

    Why does Bert laughing sound like an Elk dying?

    • @nickoftime3170
      @nickoftime3170 5 днів тому +3

      Because it’s fake

    • @blerble
      @blerble 4 дні тому

      Someone told him it was funny once on a podcast and he's been doing it ever since

  • @bronxboi718
    @bronxboi718 10 днів тому +70

    Never thought I’d see Matthew, Bart and Rob Dyrdek in the same room

  • @ogplayapp
    @ogplayapp 10 днів тому +217

    Tom looks like Garth now

    • @chubbysummers69
      @chubbysummers69 10 днів тому +11

      Getting ready to film the biopic, Garth Brooks : Friends in Low Places (Shallow Graves)

    • @jenicabraud8652
      @jenicabraud8652 10 днів тому +1

      Omg actually though!!😂😂

    • @barryallen6775
      @barryallen6775 10 днів тому +5

      "I like that.."

    • @ItsParachuteAdams
      @ItsParachuteAdams 9 днів тому

      Let's get physical

    • @Harrison28829
      @Harrison28829 8 днів тому +1

      He’s definitely about to become a copycat killer😂😂

  • @claytonfrancis1746
    @claytonfrancis1746 10 днів тому +340

    5 minutes in and Bert’s not said more than a couple of words. What alternative dimension are we in!?

    • @Hyper-fixed
      @Hyper-fixed 10 днів тому +15

      Tom is under the table kicking him so he doesn’t

    • @kontroledkhaos6460
      @kontroledkhaos6460 10 днів тому +4

      2 seconds in and his painfully forced ad read for the book made me click off

    • @DylanMcCullough-dh3fe
      @DylanMcCullough-dh3fe 10 днів тому +5

      And the few words he's said is already unbearable!!

    • @BENZK-j9t
      @BENZK-j9t 10 днів тому +2

      He was told to relax no way this is what Bert wants

    • @kristinborchers5564
      @kristinborchers5564 10 днів тому

      I was thinking the same thing!!

  • @bethcushway458
    @bethcushway458 3 дні тому +1

    Jaime French's breakdown of this film is iconic. Had me in absolute hysterics. I'm so happy to finally see him acknowledge he was actually in it🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @redhednitemare
    @redhednitemare 9 днів тому +107

    Tom: "what was your thought process when you created this character?"
    Bert: "So you like ketchup?"

    • @coltenlangley1627
      @coltenlangley1627 8 днів тому

      I just spit on my phone laughing at this comment 😂

  • @incog7894
    @incog7894 10 днів тому +140

    Twenty minutes in and Bert has been on his best behavior… wtf did I jump timelines

    • @Livinginthegrayarea
      @Livinginthegrayarea 10 днів тому +7

      He seems in awe 😂

    • @stevenboyd6560
      @stevenboyd6560 10 днів тому +7

      Wait until he starts talking about the tuna fish.

    • @Harrison28829
      @Harrison28829 8 днів тому +1

      Someone has created a rift, there’s some bad juju going around 😂😂😂

  • @radekbartnik3311
    @radekbartnik3311 10 днів тому +168

    Best 2B1C in years, hands down. Matthew was such an amazing guest that even Bert got his shit together and let him talk! I hope we get to see him on ymh

    • @alexxxandrabissshop
      @alexxxandrabissshop 10 днів тому +9

      Exactly what I was thinking!!! Bert not interrupting for once and giving matthew the respect he deserves was great enough as is, but Matthew was rlly the most phenomenal guest to ever guest this podcast

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C 10 днів тому +6

      Oh Im glad to hear this, I wanted to give it a listen but also didnt want to get rage-pilled if Bert interrupted too often.
      You have given me the go-ahead!

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles 9 днів тому +4

      I think he was nervous 😂😂

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox 9 днів тому +4

      When MM took some pauses to think before speaking, you could see Bert squirming to not interrupt 😂

    • @baxtergordon2621
      @baxtergordon2621 9 днів тому

      @@clevermissfox Tom definitely pulled Bert to the side before this and told him to shut the fuck up

  • @jbrand513
    @jbrand513 6 днів тому +3

    Tom and Bert looking like a before and after Ozempic ad lol

  • @InspectorButters4
    @InspectorButters4 8 днів тому +49

    OMG their reaction to the "Tip Toes" trailer is one of the greatest things I've ever seen lol. Gary Oldman in THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PirateCowboy69
    @PirateCowboy69 9 днів тому +42

    Tom: intimate, thought provoking questions
    Bert: Catchup

  • @kelseyrae105
    @kelseyrae105 10 днів тому +146

    Was I the only one who was impressed with how long Bert was quiet for?! lol

    • @MarcusRempel-yl5gy
      @MarcusRempel-yl5gy 10 днів тому +10

      Its the best part of this episode, I'm sure tom talked to him pre taping

    • @timjohnson8725
      @timjohnson8725 10 днів тому +3

      He wasn't being a dork.

    • @kelseyrae105
      @kelseyrae105 10 днів тому +4

      @ it looked like it was KILLING him to not be a dork 🤣

    • @FU7IM7CANADIAN
      @FU7IM7CANADIAN 10 днів тому +2

      Chirosis makes you tired.

  • @kaidenverkist3081
    @kaidenverkist3081 7 днів тому +4

    42:40 "in a loincloth building a fort" Tom's like what the hell are you smoking lol

  • @illuminahde
    @illuminahde 10 днів тому +313

    I didn't even know he was sick. 😷

    • @530patriot
      @530patriot 10 днів тому +5

      @@illuminahde Sick of getting his scrum ate? Never! 😂

    • @cameronasa4448
      @cameronasa4448 10 днів тому +2

      Bert is begging for MM’s scrum.

    • @R.J.L.
      @R.J.L. 9 днів тому

      Did he say he was sick? I’m lost

    • @danidan9917
      @danidan9917 9 днів тому +3

      ​@@R.J.L.yeah. Damn invisalign

    • @an-zp4xq
      @an-zp4xq 9 днів тому +1

      @@R.J.L.he’s not

  • @thomasford9204
    @thomasford9204 10 днів тому +79

    Tom sat beside Bert so he could pinch his leg when he starts talking to much. Genius 😂

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification 10 днів тому +2

      Bert is there to hold Tim up if he gets weak from the chemo

  • @kevinfigs
    @kevinfigs 10 днів тому +201

    Tom looks like Amy Poehler without his beard 💀🤣

  • @duanearneson4183
    @duanearneson4183 6 днів тому

    This is one of the best pods I've listened to in a long time!! I could listen to Matthew McConaughey talking about food anytime!!! LOL

  • @joecrowley1233
    @joecrowley1233 10 днів тому +81

    Watching Tom's face every time Bert says something dumb is priceless

    • @jessie2451
      @jessie2451 10 днів тому +6

      The way Bert put a hault to the party flash back they were sharing bc he felt left out 🤣 💀

    • @NilkkiNikke
      @NilkkiNikke 8 днів тому

      @@jessie2451 I noticed that too😂

  • @530patriot
    @530patriot 10 днів тому +90

    Tom finally got his scrum ate! 🎉😂

  • @taylorslade6978
    @taylorslade6978 10 днів тому +26

    I really hope Tom pulls through. We're all rooting for ya bud!

  • @mike42086
    @mike42086 7 днів тому +2

    Tom,asking great questions.
    Bert "what's your favorite thing to put ketchup on?"

  • @bigstickswangin11
    @bigstickswangin11 10 днів тому +149

    New mythical figure unlocked: Single Chin Tom

  • @jakedonaldson4007
    @jakedonaldson4007 10 днів тому +94

    Tom is definitely a beard guy

  • @mr_blue8208
    @mr_blue8208 10 днів тому +131

    Please add more and longer advertisements.

    • @simow77
      @simow77 9 днів тому +2

      Not

    • @deaderthendead041
      @deaderthendead041 9 днів тому +1

      Actually it makes sense financially, because of who these guys are and because of how big matthew is this will be highly viewed

    • @GRANDboysENT
      @GRANDboysENT 9 днів тому

      😂

    • @idkmybffjv
      @idkmybffjv 9 днів тому +5

      And edit them in right as the guest is telling a great story!

    • @pupdaddie
      @pupdaddie 9 днів тому

      it's 2024, dude. Who doesn't have ad blockers? Just you it seems

  • @TheMoFauxs
    @TheMoFauxs 5 днів тому +4

    Since everyone in this comment section can’t be sincere. Guess I will.
    Bert did a great job interviewing this episode.
    McConaughey came across even cooler than he already was.
    Thoughts and prayers for Tom’s treatment.

  • @zacharyeversole
    @zacharyeversole 10 днів тому +99

    Good luck with the chemo Tom!!!

  • @charlieowens6804
    @charlieowens6804 10 днів тому +59

    Burt was star-sruck!!! He was the most quiet about himself and asked the 3 best questions that made Matt actually think about his answer.

  • @DaveHiggoHiggins
    @DaveHiggoHiggins 9 днів тому +60

    Tom without a beard, wearing that skin coloured jumper, looks like the starting point of a character in Tiger Woods PGA tour 2004 on Playstation.

    • @tophercabba
      @tophercabba 8 днів тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @masterp2269
      @masterp2269 7 днів тому

      Lmao nailed it!

  • @DxeDrakine
    @DxeDrakine 5 днів тому

    Appreciate your effort in being a good host Bert. You did really well to not overpower the conversation. Amazing guest.

    • @DxeDrakine
      @DxeDrakine 5 днів тому

      ps. Super appreciative of the fact Mathew was not interrupted and was aloud to speak.

  • @amy-fe1pp
    @amy-fe1pp 10 днів тому +24

    Literally never been more grateful to see someone ask this man about TIPTOES ☠️☠️☠️

  • @ValEmory
    @ValEmory 10 днів тому +24

    Loved this one! McConaughey is a gem. Also thoughts and prayers to Tom, I really hope he can get thru this.

  • @mavlod
    @mavlod 10 днів тому +90

    Is Tom shaving an attempt to make Matthew McConaughey look even more attractive?

    • @austinpowell2710
      @austinpowell2710 10 днів тому +9

      Like their agents had to come to some arrangement beforehand 😂

    • @james87367
      @james87367 9 днів тому +2

      It’s in the contract.

  • @popeye697
    @popeye697 6 днів тому +1

    I love how Matt immediately started laughing once he realized Tom was talking about TipToes

  • @rinodionisi6133
    @rinodionisi6133 10 днів тому +112

    Tom looks like he should be holding up a cardboard sign at a red light

    • @honestpolicy5031
      @honestpolicy5031 10 днів тому +1

      surrounded by garbage indicting he's a regular there.
      This is truly shocking

    • @stdamonsbeard
      @stdamonsbeard 10 днів тому

      He looks like Dave Filoni.

    • @Potatisem
      @Potatisem 10 днів тому +1

      Bert is the redlight

    • @lewishagan9319
      @lewishagan9319 6 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @mattduhknife5207
    @mattduhknife5207 9 днів тому +18

    The dichotomy of these two interview styles is amaze. From Tom’s questions about the collaboration of actors and directors to create true art. To Bert’s, “Do you like ketchup?” A true masterclass thanks guys.

  • @darcys9597
    @darcys9597 10 днів тому +41

    Get well fast Tom. Prayers for the illness 🇺🇲 God bless

    • @R.J.L.
      @R.J.L. 9 днів тому

      Did he say he was sick?

  • @HonchoHundo
    @HonchoHundo 4 дні тому +1

    Bert trying to bond with Matthew McConaughey over ketchup LOL priceless

  • @jillsoave9656
    @jillsoave9656 10 днів тому +30

    I'm so proud of Bert for not overtaking xoxo 😘

  • @michaelstthomas5750
    @michaelstthomas5750 10 днів тому +14

    This is 1 of my favorite episodes you guys have ever done. I love when the 2 of you have a guest on together. Episodes like this always deliver. And McConaughey was an incredible guest.

  • @KevinDeVriesbjj
    @KevinDeVriesbjj 10 днів тому +94

    Matthew describing what cool is and it couldn't be further than what Bert is like

    • @TheBigXav
      @TheBigXav 9 днів тому +15

      Then he describes what a dork is and perfectly describes Bert

    • @trappedintimesurroundedbye5477
      @trappedintimesurroundedbye5477 8 днів тому

      exactly lol​@@TheBigXav

    • @rjim1
      @rjim1 6 днів тому +2

      ​@@TheBigXavliterally just hit that part and had precisely the same thought! 😂

    • @crazycarl00
      @crazycarl00 6 днів тому +1

      Oh be nice

    • @WeThePeepHole333
      @WeThePeepHole333 3 дні тому +1

      Takes one to blow one dude! #HateOn

  • @maffiosso23
    @maffiosso23 5 годин тому

    Lol Tom talking about Malcolm gladwell references. And Bert brings up licking dried ketchup off the fist 😂😂😂😂

  • @shredderbarry
    @shredderbarry 10 днів тому +59

    Holy fuck. My god that man is gorgeous. Look at that face!! How lucky is Matty McConaughey and Bart to see that face in-person!

  • @bennyb7369
    @bennyb7369 10 днів тому +85

    It seems like Bert is so intimidated by Matthew McConaughey. It’s so funny to not see him interrupting people talking about himself and all his little stories as you’re trying to tell a story it’s awesome. Love you Bert.

    • @NealPenderSellingNearCharlotte
      @NealPenderSellingNearCharlotte 10 днів тому +1

      He should be.

    • @teresawright4748
      @teresawright4748 10 днів тому +3

      Well…… tequila and ketchup convo went sideways a bit lol

    • @cerebraloddity
      @cerebraloddity 10 днів тому +2

      They must coach him so hard before these huge name guests lol

    • @taranfam
      @taranfam 10 днів тому +3

      @@teresawright4748 Yeah, Mathew looked like he was thinking wtf is wrong with this guy? 😂

  • @zimsamzimzam
    @zimsamzimzam 9 днів тому +61

    need a supercut of all the weird noises McConaughey makes

    • @Relb_Dee
      @Relb_Dee 9 днів тому +1

      Where ya at Fart Simpson?

    • @drewaponte2707
      @drewaponte2707 9 днів тому

      And added to Tom’s soundboard for the YMH pod

    • @chefhernjr4349
      @chefhernjr4349 8 днів тому

      He’s shot! I loved every second of this!! 😂😂😂 also very impressed with Bart Kersher in this interview.

    • @bunnybangz
      @bunnybangz 6 днів тому

      Just hangout with a coke head for a night 😂😂

  • @mdhsyracuse
    @mdhsyracuse 6 днів тому

    Probably the most fun interview I've ever seen on UA-cam! Thanks bears❤

  • @clamcheeks8816
    @clamcheeks8816 10 днів тому +97

    Only thing worse than Bert is Tom clean shaven apparently

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 10 днів тому +2

      I know my heart actually liked Bert more this episode. I feel confused and concerned.

  • @Nora-rb6tr
    @Nora-rb6tr 10 днів тому +76

    Tom looks AI-generated without facial hair

    • @james87367
      @james87367 9 днів тому +1

      This is my favourite one so far. 😂

  • @cjcharles602
    @cjcharles602 10 днів тому +38

    Tom looks like a guy who bids on storage units.

  • @dmmness
    @dmmness 5 днів тому

    Tiptoes came out in 2002. I had never heard of it so I just had to download it. I can't wait to watch that movie. lol
    Bert!! Proud of ya that you stayed calm and quiet so Matthew could do his thing and talk..

  • @kellinpatler
    @kellinpatler 9 днів тому +12

    Tom’s method acting as “middle aged man with cancer” in this episode was top notch.

  • @Dr_Sazon
    @Dr_Sazon 8 днів тому +4

    7:45 Bert deserves a award for how long he hasn't spoken

  • @cjprof1205
    @cjprof1205 10 днів тому +10

    Also, they’re not lying about his book on audio. Perfect in-flight book. Finished it in one flight and was calm as hell, enjoyed every minute of it.

  • @heathhatten5628
    @heathhatten5628 6 днів тому

    Serious conversation happening and Bert’s hungry ass wants to talk about ketchup🤣

  • @Champsgal
    @Champsgal 10 днів тому +26

    An hour and half of Bert dreaming of leaving LeeAnn for Matthew 😂
    We need a something's burning with Matthew

  • @trevorbuchh
    @trevorbuchh 10 днів тому +53

    Bert on his best behavior.

    • @joshtaylor1258
      @joshtaylor1258 10 днів тому +1

      Bert looks so uncomfortable

    • @taranfam
      @taranfam 10 днів тому +3

      Instantly annoying when he started talking.😂

    • @theflyletmepetit
      @theflyletmepetit 10 днів тому

      He kinda fan girled with Maynard and he gave him shit Maynard hates when people are like that. He was cool about it than I've seen in the past. I'm sure Bert seen the payback and tried to tone it down with Matthew

  • @StinkyBush
    @StinkyBush 10 днів тому +51

    That’s how an actual serial killer looks like ….Nobeard Tommy

    • @haleyrenae8404
      @haleyrenae8404 10 днів тому

      Never realized he looked like Garth Brooks until now lol

  • @nathanmendelsohnbjj7964
    @nathanmendelsohnbjj7964 5 днів тому +1

    Tom: “I named my son after a character in one of your movies”
    Bert: “I love ketchup too.” 🤣

  • @johnlucas6869
    @johnlucas6869 10 днів тому +14

    Our thoughts and prayers are with you Tom. You're gonna beat this

  • @andrewmiramontes6060
    @andrewmiramontes6060 10 днів тому +55

    Tom looks like a make a wish guy on the video clip 😂

  • @damndan0
    @damndan0 9 днів тому +10

    Cheers to Matthew for being a solid guy and dad. His silliness is so humbling and real!

  • @jimbobshambles
    @jimbobshambles 3 дні тому +1

    Bert and Tom honestly seem a bit star struck, especially Bert!😂