I like how each one of the 3 Bethesda wolfenstein games has its own melee theme (fuck youngblood) the new order has knifes, the old blood has pipes and the new colossus has hatchet
I got tired of replaying doom missions so I decided to play wolfenstein but the game is nothing like doom. I thought there would be fast gameplay but it’s mostly movie-type game. Too much dialogue IMO
B.J can survive being killed 17 times, getting stabbed 14,000 times, getting mag dumped by a minigun 15 times but the moment he goes into a cutscene he's like a frail old woman with every disease known to man and bones weaker than my ability to talk to women
@@bromo8874 I know what survival is, but I just have a sensitivity to animals which was dumb on my side for feeling bad for the dog on Wolfenstein, but survival is the main situation in a fight. There is times when I got pissed at the dogs for attacking me on Wolfenstein to almost throwing the controller through the TV. They are bad as dogs though and I love the dogs for being a guard dog.
In the big dog part, I didnt realise that I could just sneak. I ran out there, put the pipe under the door while it was mauling me, then ran away and came back to the door to slide under it💀
Just alternate pressures on your mouse (if you're using a pc). Stab the wall with the Left depressed... then hold in place while you move the Right and vice-a-versa.
@@johnbowman1076 No I meant like that shit would not work. Using a pipe as like an ice pick to climb a concrete wall. I know this game is fictional but I can suspend my disbelief for the other things. I look at him stab into a wall with a pipe and hold his body weight on it and I’m just like “nah”
After, failing to get past the 4 guards then watching your video and trying to "imitate exactly how you did it, and failing still just showed me how much this game is bullshit. I'll just watching "the professionals" do it cause the fact that I can't, is literal bullshit. Fuck games trying to force stealth where it doesn't belong.
You said it. I thought this was FPS. All this sneaking about... turning off machines and pumps... and no gun, just a stupid pipe. I'm stuck after I kill those dogs. Now the game is useless to me.
@@johnbowman1076 lmao fr I can’t get pass the dogs and the 4 guards at the start and it sucks cause this game interests me but I’m not gonna stress over a game I’ll try a couple more times and delete it if it’s just not working out
AFGuidesHD I suppose. Just the kleptomaniac gamer part of me that saw all those health kits and armors and pick ups lying around that you missed while dodging the ubersoldaten.
Wie versteht Blazkovich Deutsch? Oder hat er eingebaute Untertitel von Deutsch nach Englisch im Kopf! Und wenn er Deutsch versteht, warum spricht er es nicht?
Yes, in chronological order The Old Blood is the first one, The New Order the second one and The New Colossus is the third one (after that there's Youngblood)
B.J.: gets shot, brutally knifed, survived the blast of a nuke
Everyone: i diagnose you with okay
@Bob H XD
Yay 60 on the dot, also don’t forget he got his head cut off, oh wrong game lol, I think it was the 3rd wolfinstine
@@infamousschmuck292 true lol
And in the next game fucking beheaded
He almost didn't survive the nuke his stomach was opened up
Enemy: few knife jabs to the shoulder and there dead
B.J: gets electrocuted, stabbed 1 million times, shot to bits,survives a nuke and supersoldiers
When did he survive a nuke? He was pulled out at the end of new order before they dropped the nuke.
@@rdowg and thats called survining, they all survived the nuclear attack
And he survived getting his head getting set free of his body
Yes, it’s because his cerebral cortex was cut by the piece of shrapnel that hit the back of his head during the escape of Deathsheads compound
@@rdowg during wolfenstein new colossus where he nuked area 52 i think
I like how each one of the 3 Bethesda wolfenstein games has its own melee theme (fuck youngblood)
the new order has knifes, the old blood has pipes and the new colossus has hatchet
20:09 so he took him , stabed him like fecken milion times in a chest and BJ is like " J K not dead lol"
Yeah it's hilarious to watch them stand there and stab each other over and over again
London
The part where you try to sneak past and take down the super soldiers without being seen made me sweat
I know like the stress of being caught and the sound they make is just terrorizing but they get a lot less scary once you realize you can kill them
@@brysongamer0625 how
@@eclipse_pvp-gamez5428 turn them off and get behind it
@@rosaria8384i love you
It’s genuinely scary
now that's a great intro
Rudi is the arch enemy of a crazy cat lady, he is an insane dog guy.
fax
I want to be a insane dog guy one day
Deranged dog defender.
20:10 "*why can't we be friends*"
That was just a brotherly stibby stabby competition but B J got carried away
London
Wolfe Stein is so underrated it hurts me
I know right
@@thedragonofdojima6058 I just installed this game and started playing it and it is so hard
@@eclipse_pvp-gamez5428 its not that hard actually probably because your not used to its controls or combat
I got tired of replaying doom missions so I decided to play wolfenstein but the game is nothing like doom. I thought there would be fast gameplay but it’s mostly movie-type game. Too much dialogue IMO
@@quanta2k it's more stealth and I love the melee kills.
Imagine if the supersoldiers could roam freely, i would be scared to death
They can in later games when they have their own power supply
@thepurdychannel8866 these ones are scarier I think
You've some how became my favorite youtuber just from these clips. Every day I look forward to the next.
B.J can survive being killed 17 times, getting stabbed 14,000 times, getting mag dumped by a minigun 15 times but the moment he goes into a cutscene he's like a frail old woman with every disease known to man and bones weaker than my ability to talk to women
Dog can have better Hearing, and smelling than human, who can smell and detect anyone who's hiding
Wolfenstein:You can sneak on them
They could smell you in the new order and colossus
I kinda of feel bad for the enemy guard dogs with the way they are being killed even in a video game. It would be a sad site I really life.
Really? I mean it's a fight for survival. Either you kill the dogs or they kill you lmao
@@bromo8874 I know what survival is, but I just have a sensitivity to animals which was dumb on my side for feeling bad for the dog on Wolfenstein, but survival is the main situation in a fight. There is times when I got pissed at the dogs for attacking me on Wolfenstein to almost throwing the controller through the TV. They are bad as dogs though and I love the dogs for being a guard dog.
Remember... they're Nazi dogs. Same as Hitler's.
@@johnbowman1076 I'm aware of it
After playing Wolfenstein 2...I can honestly say I liked The Old Blood more. Anyone else feel the same?
I love wokfenstein 2 it’s my fave, the old blood and the new order were good but I personally liked the new colossus better
not really
Yea, for me it's in this order:
The old blood
The new order
The new colosus
Youngblood
For me it's
New collossos
New order
Old blood
@@bobplanderlinde329 Lol, fair enough
I love the wolfenstein franchise so much
21:33 That legit made me jump
I skipped to that and i got a nachos party pack tacobell ad
@@agape-704 nice
In the big dog part, I didnt realise that I could just sneak. I ran out there, put the pipe under the door while it was mauling me, then ran away and came back to the door to slide under it💀
Love how everything is big
I love the part on the boat at the end
14:17 **casually runs over rat**
Wolfenstein Old Blood ,New Order and New Colossus were fine but Youngblood was my least favorite of the series
I just can’t get past the part where he rock climbs with a lead pipe. I wish they found some other way for him to climb walls
Just alternate pressures on your mouse (if you're using a pc). Stab the wall with the Left depressed... then hold in place while you move the Right and vice-a-versa.
@@johnbowman1076 No I meant like that shit would not work. Using a pipe as like an ice pick to climb a concrete wall. I know this game is fictional but I can suspend my disbelief for the other things. I look at him stab into a wall with a pipe and hold his body weight on it and I’m just like “nah”
@@berniegurrs6463 well he survived getting decapited so really climbing a brick wall using pipe isn't that weird
8:38: Lol
*TING TING*
DOG: Me go die now
22:02: Was that a couch train?
You can wear a helmet with a helmet with another helmet.
Nice
36 months ago 😮
Just so you know, you can kill the Supersoldaten when they’re powered down.
That Minecraft Whacking with the pipe tho! 😂
Getting past the super soldiers in the beginning legit made me rage quit this game on three separate times.
Intro is superb 👌
Anyone here Frankfurters?????
Why aren't you taking out the Supersoldaten?
21:31 played this game 3 times and yet everytime it get's me.
@Tontinos hot pizza rolls ^^
It scared the shit out of me I wasn't expecting it.
@@JoshuaLeggans the same thing that constantly happend to me.
@@mischaprudon3316 Yeah I said Oh God!
@@mischaprudon3316 Oh don't you hate that when it happens, it's like I jump scare you don't expect.
Bro it annoyed me so much that you didn't finish the power armour guys off after turning the power off
stelf
Der beste Wolfenstein👍
Wann gibt es ,,the old blood II ''???
This game is awesome
Poor German Shepherds. Could have just sneaked around.
Big fan nice vidos
i got stuck on one of the climbing walls because the game shat itself and i couldnt climb them
At first, its easy difficult because of 125 life. And second, you can destroy the robots. You, re welcome
This was some pain in the hole for the start of a game 🤷♂️😂😂😂
20:10 london
May be u right, may be i did betrayed u a litle BIT 😂😂
I love this intro haha 😂😈
After, failing to get past the 4 guards then watching your video and trying to "imitate exactly how you did it, and failing still just showed me how much this game is bullshit. I'll just watching "the professionals" do it cause the fact that I can't, is literal bullshit. Fuck games trying to force stealth where it doesn't belong.
You said it. I thought this was FPS. All this sneaking about... turning off machines and pumps... and no gun, just a stupid pipe. I'm stuck after I kill those dogs. Now the game is useless to me.
this is literally skill issue
@@johnbowman1076 lmao fr I can’t get pass the dogs and the 4 guards at the start and it sucks cause this game interests me but I’m not gonna stress over a game I’ll try a couple more times and delete it if it’s just not working out
Kinda sloppy not disabling all the ubersoldaten even when you have chance, but good on you
extra style points for not "Disabling" them lol
how is that sloppy? in most games that's even better stealth
AFGuidesHD I suppose. Just the kleptomaniac gamer part of me that saw all those health kits and armors and pick ups lying around that you missed while dodging the ubersoldaten.
@@AFGuidesHD I’m impressed that you avoid must of them. When I played I eliminated all but that’s was really hard (kept dying a lot lol)
Hmmm now he is prisoners
Hmmmmm nice game
This is sparta
Welcome to the gulag, but before it was cool
Welcome to Auschwitz.
@@roskcity Soviet Union
At 20:10, fucking neat.
Wie versteht Blazkovich Deutsch? Oder hat er eingebaute Untertitel von Deutsch nach Englisch im Kopf! Und wenn er Deutsch versteht, warum spricht er es nicht?
Of course he rams pipes into concrete walls to climb them... that maybe works on american houses.
In India, internet sucks
Get Jio bruh you will be alright
@@gkishore3 I have Vodafone it sucks
Plus India has no toilets
@@0aquariumguy0 they do it's on the beach
@@0aquariumguy0 they have,it just that some people in india don't have it
old blood was the best
I am playing this game Right now
2:30 how do you climb on the wal
20:09
BJ: gets stabbed over 6 million times
Deutsche Soldaten: gets stabbed 5 times n KAPUT
what's the next video after this?
Kristi Noem simulator
Are the new order and old blood have a connection to the new collosus?
Yes, in chronological order The Old Blood is the first one, The New Order the second one and The New Colossus is the third one (after that there's Youngblood)
@@orange8968 but why they made the new order first then the old blood?
@@orange8968 I beat all three games but didn’t like or try the 4th one.
The New Colossus takes place 5 months after New Order
M&m 😂😂
2121 how do i get under the door please iam on a ps4
Why dogs WHY
I Always watch
Why this game hurts so much with animals especially with dogs . All the times dogs rip first.
NOTIFICATION SQUAD
Mein leben!
WHY DO GAME DEVELOPERS MAKE DOG ENEMIES WHERE THEY MAKE PUPPY SOUNDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM? 😭😭😭😭
08:37
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