Straight People Having Sex & Drinking Eggnog with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful
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- Опубліковано 3 лип 2023
- While it's a scientifically-proven fact that humans require food, water, air, and shelter to survive, it is not yet widely known that straight men also require eggnog post-coitus in order to continue existing in this wild world of ours. So this summer, please don't bring a six-pack of beer to your neighbor's barbecue. Instead, tell him that you value his post-intercourse survival and bring him several cartons of refreshing, summery eggnog. His life may just depend upon it.
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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“If Stanley Tucci has to stop playing gay people, I’ll kill myself”
I almost threw up laughing 💀
it's funny because it's true
julie & julia, lovely bones, devils wears prada.... unhh.
@@cecille5833 he wasn’t gay in Julie & Julia
Katya saying ‘extra extra’ is my daily serotonin boost❤️🫶
OOO THERE AINT NO OTHER WAY
❤
I can't see a pic of Mario López without thinking of Katya
Real.
I've already completely forgotten why she says it but i still laugh instinctively
"Well, because I always feel like there's a looming threat of self-harm that'll verge on death with me" KATYA GETS IT
I’m so happy that you guys do the pod. Honestly. I’m overwhelmed with gratitude.
platitudes!
no genuinely!! trixie once said "give the gays what they want" and she and katya have followed through on that ten fold 😂💕 other famous ppl need to take notes
absolutely, the girls love the pod
She even said gratitude with a crispy r
@@megsmagoo7231grRatitude 🤍
Trixie’s 2000’s mean gay voice makes me CRY every time
We need a remote podcast where Trixie shows Katya the wonderful world of Dave and Busters 🤣🤣🤣
tryguys plog
Bald and the beautiful field trip!!
V L O G
this x 100
Rent the entire place out & do an all Drag gamer day, maybe do a live, let ppl tip 💸
When you automatically start skipping ahead through Trixie’s “I’m a little girl” Chime add but today they actually went right into the pod. 😂
I never ever ever skip the ads 😂
I’m obsessed with Trixie’s little girl voice and I don’t know why.
yes! and the ad wasn't an ad... just the 'let's take a break' music
@@suzy3899 same. love that voice! it makes me laugh but also haunts me at night 😅
@@suzy3899 yall gagging over Trixie's little girl voice while im out here getting h0rny with her Australian accent
Same! It was funny at first but I’m good with never hearing it again 😂
Katya’s straight voice is beetle juice
i love them opening the podcast by gushing about Missy Elliot they’re so right for that
The amount of people that didn't realize that Trixie was just stream of consciousness dropping cliches from apology videos in her tweet to Heidi is just wild to me. They clearly don't listen to the pod if they thought that she was serious.
Wait until you see the torrent of comments on the live I Like To Watch…. apparently an army of tweens have jumped in front of trains and peeled their skins off and LiTeRaLLy DiEd because Netflick's tried something new and thematically relevant. People need to go outside. It never occurred to me until reading those comments that people might only ever see TB&TB or only WLTW and are unaware of live shows, audio-only pod audiences, or even Unhhhh.
@@carlcrossgrove9009The editing of the video was awful. The concept is fine, but it was not a fun one to watch. It felt very forced, like T&K felt pressured to be funny because an audience was there, rather than just being their silly selves. I didn't leave a comment, because enough people already had, but yeah. I don't necessarily disagree with the sentiment expressed there.
@@kaylinsmith6921tbh yeah i was actually excited to see how it looked like, but the editing was very weird and like it was a very hard watch - like i think it works for the pod when they do it live, but netflix was a flop
Beauty fades, but dumb is forever.
Trixie saying "I didn't know about that" when referring to the premise of the franchise they've been praising had me wheezing
I love that Trixie has come out as a Brewster Projects girl
Byee
Katya is spot on about the Asian "custom" of commenting about weight. It's socially acceptable and "normal" for people to comment on appearance/weight, not that it should be IMO
Yeah I remember I had a friend in 5th-7th grade who moved from Japan. I remember she made comments about my weight a lot and it would make me self conscious as a bigger girl. We were also kids and kids sometimes don't pick up they're hurting another kids feelings, esp when I would just joke back about how she needed to eat a burger or something since she was so skinny.
My family will comment on my weight as soon as I see them, no “hi how are you?” just “you gained weight” 😂
Makes me think of Everything Everywhere All At Once
Is it malicious?
Like, the society is "ew, you gained weight, ^fatphobic slur^," or more over the lines of commenting on a new haircut.
If the former than yikes, if the latter than I just think it's weird and kinda inappropriate.
@@colt9836 I don't think it's malicious, for the most part. But it's so normalized that people don't realize it's hurtful and ultimately unnecessary commentary
My 7 year relationship just ended and this is just what I needed to cope right now. This is getting me through some of my workday.
Damn, I commiserate. Every situation is different, but people have survived, and I survived, and I hope you do, too.
@@RedSpade37 thank you so much for this! I’m taking the time to heal and grow from this and better myself for (hopefully) my soul mate in the next relationship. Whenever I’m ready again. Dating at 30 is scary. So we’ll see :)
I feel this! Good luck!
Just got dumped through text after a 3 year relationship. You’re with family. 🩶🩶🩶 wishing you hope for so much self-love and joy
@@mnrzz92I see a cat so you betta get someone who appreciates your felines and your feelings.
as a straight woman I find the fact that Brian thinks he cannot play a straight character and look attractive for his straight audience... cute, to say the least. Katya confuses the hell out of my straightness. Brian is a very attractive dude. Each of them Brians.
Katya as Brian is very cute! I also have crushes on Bianca Del Rio and Sasha Velour out of drag.
@@seevanhawkins4591 I'm also very confused about Monet Exchange both in and out of drag
I absolutely agree!!
katya/brian is literally my bisexual dream 😭
@@faith8090 god, I hope their assistant folks will read all of this and let Brian know that he's a total lady's man 😉
The way the pod starts mid sentence these days, as if they were just spending time, chatting and at some point someone hit "record", makes me happy in ways I can't even explain. This is the least podcast-like podcast there is, and every minute of it is perfect! ❤❤❤
This is a big day for Trixie! And also for Katya 😮
not even being slightly facetious when i say the pod is the highlight of my week, it could be 4 hours long and i would tune in
a 4 hour ep would cure my depression tbh
The fact they still post the pod on holidays is true love !
4th of july is a straight holiday though
4th of July is not recognized by the community
@@classicalheroes8910 and yet this generous the ladies give us this present
I am going to need a Trixie & Katya "No Religions Matter in Heaven" merch line ASAP
HAHAHA i love trixie’s emotional connection to stanley tucci’s gay characters
katya's cover of before he cheats made me laugh so damn hard 💀 she's a lyrical genius fr
love trixie’s goon face in the thumbnail
Goon Bater Ginsburg has arrived yes she has
Trixie Goontel
RUunion with Detox and Katya
Radio City was so hot in the audience too, Vanessa lied. I literally commented on it the second we walked in. I think my exact words were "Katya's gonna flip out."
the decor is getting more and more intense every episode
Put these podcasts in a vault so future generations or alien overlords can experience and study human interactions.
2005's The Cookbook by Missy Elliott is THE best studio album of all time and I'm thrilled the podcast started out this way
“I don’t own *A* gun, let alone enough to necessitate a rack.”
One of my favorite lines from that movie.
The Callback to trixie being from the Brewster projects almost made me spit my drink out
Extra! Extra! Ooh there ain't no other way!
Not sure why we're talking about eggnog in July but i'm intrigued to f**king find out.
it’s bc of the second most popular use naturally
Thank you for being here with your busy schedules and shows and lives
Much appreciated ❤
"Angels? You don't even have the angles on your side"
No ads? the girls giving us pro bono today!
Trixie's outfit is EVERYTHING
Based off of the thumbnail, either madonna stunned a new selfie or we are having weather yet again 💁♂️
🎶Oh there ain't no other way🎶
"My favorite thing about eggnog is the notes of nut" - a straight person probably
I was ready for Trixie to go into a deep dive of The Rehearsal. Because her Watchmen era is exactly how I feel about that show lol. Katya is right and Nathan Fielder is an icon.
The laughs in the background give me life! I’d love to be in the room where T&K magic happens 😆😆
"bang my 🐔 into his 👀" had me fucking gone, jesus christ. That and seeing the exact second Trixie realized how fucked the lyrics were had me fucking howling
Tia Carrere in Wayne's World was my gay awakening.
i adore the pod and the girls and i’m so happy to get to watch this every week
I was an extra in this Stallone movie about driving. The dude was 5'6" TOPS and nobody was allowed to look him in the eyes lol
35:15 "Early 2000s Mean Gay" is my new favourite character of Trixie's 😆
I love listening to these rich famous successful beautiful women complaining because it reminds me that i too will complain about absolutely anything no matter how good life might be at any given time, love that for us 💅🏼
i could have everything i ever wanted and i’ll still complain about something
I’m living for the fact that everything from the Nathan Fielder stuff to the Crank Anchor stuff and the little anecdotes in between are all repeated stories and nobody is clocking that 😂😂😂😂
Katya mentioning the tango in True Lies here, I remember when Violet and her did the tango in DR Season 7 and she mentioned this scene to Violet
I would actually love new Katya’s music. Ding Dong is a forever favorite ❤️
Katya's version of "before he cheats" made we wheeze so hard , I love these two
Katya talking about how she went to take the trash out in half drag and in a flannel from a boyfriend *uuunnnhhhh tongue out*, is the reason for me to exist.
‘Honey you don’t even have the angles on your side.’ 😳🤣🤣
the reveal that oh honey is from an old gay who can’t tell it’s about him? best thing i’ve seen all week and i MEAN IT
Thank the stars for this podcast. I’m on vacation with my elderly parents and Trixie and Katya ( always attracted to someone I can’t have 😅) are my comfort videos because this sh*t is wild. Vacation in Texas, visiting my elderly parents IN A FUGGIN HEAT WAVE!
Oh my goodness, stay strong! 😂😂
@@briannak6595 ALSO NO WIFI IN THIS HOUSE! on cellular data for 3 weeks in this hell sauna 🤣 thank you for your support
i believe in you mama! you can get through this! 😂🫡
@@smam5548 I love this community. Y’all make me feel stronger. TY
@@LizzyDidntDoIt you’re so welcome dude! the community loves you right back ❤️❤️
*MELTDOWN is a hidden gem of Missy Elliott's. An ICON*
the picture of katya behind trixie is killing me everytime they show her frame 😂😂
When I met Nick Swardson I talked to him like was "one of us" and he politely let me know he wasn't gay. I was so confused.
I had to pause this a couple times to catch my breath. I was laughing so hard. I know the terms "hilarious" and "hysterical" are tossed around a lot. THIS was actually hilarious/hysterical.
I'm going to be a gross double-commenter and say that I would genuinely enjoy a watch-a-long series with Trixie and Katya. Like a week ahead of time they tell us the movie, then they record them watching it like I Like To Watch but no edits, then we put that on while we also watch the movie. I know there's copy write issues and whatnot so it's probably a legal nightmare, but I think a ton of us would love that even though it sounds ridiculously complicated.
I love how every ep now in trixies “old bedroom” we get more pieces of background furniture. Love the plants. Very gay.
I still listen to ‘Ding Dong’ almost every time I drive my car…so Katya SHOULD make more music (I’ve kinda accidentally learned some Russian as well 🤷🏼♀️) My Trixie & Katya playlist is probably one of the best playlists EVER created by anyone, anywhere at any time
"I would climb him like a redwood tree and suck out the sap. *squirrel noises*" Dead.
Trixie doing “Terry” sent me into orbit 🚀 😂🤣 along with the “gay voice affectation” just stupidly hilarious 😆
katyas rendition of "before he cheats" has me SCREAM. ING.
Tracy always cracking up in the back kills me lol.
TIME CODES:
0:04 Start of podcast
12:53 end of adbreak #1
No one will ever understand how amazing this pod is, earth, wind moving
Aint no straight people having sex with Katya and Teixie Mattel. 😂😂😂 I don't know why that made me laugh so damn hard.
Not from lack of them trying to sex w Katya and Teixie Mattel 😂😂😂
as a Kids in the Hall fan, Scott Thompson saying to Trixie about holding on to your comedy-gold friendship is so poignant. 😢
🎶He smashed my keys into the side of his little little suped up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his middle seat
I took a Louisville sluger to both my thighs
Banged my chicken into his eyes
Maybe next time he'll think before he skeets 🎶 💃🏼
Mother, the movies are back,again!
😮
Katya's new legal name is now Miss Twirlina Pouquette
40 minutes into every episode they start talking specifics about a different movie. I try to guess which movie they are going to talk about at the beginning of each episode
Fun reminder that GenX turns 50 this year. Nursing homes and retirement communities are about to get a hit of that late 80’s and 90’s vibe. An older lady in her 50’s ain’t no old lady she’s Daria. Let that sink in.
love tracey’s retelling of the phone call to the big and tall store
First time watching all of it live! Great as always. Love you gals! 😍
Not Trixie getting the entire concept of The Terminator wrong. 😂
Kaytas straight voice is sending me 😂
queens who like to watch: classics could be a great series
i just found this wtf! this is exactly what the world needed. more trixie and katya.
Why did i just discover this podcast!?!?!? BRB finna watch every episode in 1 day
oooooh the pod is fully furnished this is a big day for them!
love this podcast so much please never end it
29:17 this bit about the intersectionality of Magic Eye and gooning is so underrated
the eggnog bit had me HOLLERING
Pls bring back the hour and a half episodes thanks!
I spent my childhood singing "midnight at the oasis" because I thought it was sooo funnnyyy
thank you katya for always making me laugh with your old lady references
this is how i find out crank yankers still apparently exists???
Very thankful this exists u have no idea
Tracy’s laugh in funny moments makes it even funnier
I LOVE hearing everyone laugh in the background. We need more interaction with the BTS folks.
Best present to get for my birthday! Thanks Trixie & Katya for making me laugh every week!
Brian...Katya's laugh just kills me. Try listening to it on your earphone or earbuds. A whole different experience. Love you gays❤❤🎉
Shout Out To Bergen Norway!!!!!
Katya’s straight man voice sounds like the roach sugar guy from Men in Black.
The remix of before he cheats is so awesome haha
21 minutes I, and it still is going strong. Dejavous and couple of other things, but, I have to ask, HAVEN'T WE SEEN THIS ONE ALREADY
Thanks for posting every week
I live for the fact that we are now repeating praise about Nathan For You, of all stories they retell that is probably the craziest 😂
Katya's Taurus rage. It's real. We see RED!