I'm on Ozempic and I'm Blowing Ass with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast

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  • Опубліковано 17 лип 2023
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    F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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  • @AO_35
    @AO_35 11 місяців тому +3405

    trix looking more bald than usual somehow

  • @ambersanders3235
    @ambersanders3235 11 місяців тому +1839

    Shout out to the giant, age filtered, framed picture of Katya in drag, just camping out behind Trixi for the entire pod. Unreal. Praise these biological women.

    • @naurcho
      @naurcho 11 місяців тому +64

      I found it today on one of Katya's stories on Instagram that she has one of Trixie, too 😭

    • @phanuelpowell7744
      @phanuelpowell7744 11 місяців тому +33

      There’s a big portrait of Trixie leaning against the wall behind Katya too 👀 maybe they’re set additions for the next ep?

    • @bycraft.design
      @bycraft.design 11 місяців тому +39

      I literally thought that was charo

    • @Rai_S82
      @Rai_S82 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@bycraft.designNOT THIS 🤣🤣

    • @Jack-la
      @Jack-la 11 місяців тому +13

      It's the little picture of Cody Choi aka Glow Up Guy on the bottom shelf for me.

  • @NicMcWoody
    @NicMcWoody 11 місяців тому +592

    Trixie saying you can’t find Bin Laden anymore and Katya asking if he moved is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard all week

  • @Whoblewboobear
    @Whoblewboobear 11 місяців тому +1377

    As a tumblr vet, these women have never been more correct

    • @MrDiva
      @MrDiva 11 місяців тому +62

      i miss the old tumblr

    • @annapapadimitropoulos7495
      @annapapadimitropoulos7495 11 місяців тому +7

      @@MrDivaugh me too

    • @septsky98
      @septsky98 11 місяців тому +48

      been on tumblr for more than 10 years now... the things ive seen... the things im STILL seeing... smh

    • @UglyBabyFunny
      @UglyBabyFunny 11 місяців тому +1

      if i had a nickel for every time a drag queen has mentioned on youtube that they go/went on tumblr for porn, i'd have two nickels-which isn't a lot but you'd think it'd be enough for staff to notice and actually try to find a way to bring porn back while keeping Apple's catholic priests appeased since they'd make way more money than trying to get people to buy fucking digital crabs.

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat 11 місяців тому +26

      I was deep into Tumblr from about 2011-2016. Sometimes I wanna venture back in but I'm so far removed now that idk how I would even go about it, or if its worth it.

  • @jennistone8740
    @jennistone8740 11 місяців тому +1609

    Katya‘s genuine distaste and dislike for Pink is so unexpected and funny to me 😂 she was NOT having it

    • @theoriginal1971
      @theoriginal1971 11 місяців тому +202

      She and Thorgy should meet up for a disliking Pink convention

    • @lizkuntze7538
      @lizkuntze7538 11 місяців тому +27

      I think this is the Nymphowars influence and I love it.

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 11 місяців тому +1

      @@lizkuntze7538what does that mean?

    • @JHeart-mx5wg
      @JHeart-mx5wg 11 місяців тому +13

      @@MaxOakland Nymphowars is another podcast that they love.

    • @jacobsnow6726
      @jacobsnow6726 11 місяців тому +11

      she isnt wrong

  • @walmartsucks1995
    @walmartsucks1995 11 місяців тому +643

    never let the denise richards joke die, even if we do see her again

    • @UnseenHawk778
      @UnseenHawk778 11 місяців тому +9

      I don’t think we will see Denise Richards again 😂 /j

    • @SS16000
      @SS16000 11 місяців тому +1

      release richards

    • @ilhaamfoster4617
      @ilhaamfoster4617 11 місяців тому +9

      And Oh oh oh Orileyyyyyyy 😅

    • @KittenKat1313
      @KittenKat1313 11 місяців тому +6

      Yes! My brain is so rotted that I said it at the same time Trixie did. It almost feels like an inside joke at this point.

  • @janegundacker3826
    @janegundacker3826 11 місяців тому +618

    trixie on Netflix: i would never open my relationship up to the world
    trixie on the pod: we’re just inserting things until we’re done

    • @AnneOnymaus
      @AnneOnymaus 11 місяців тому +48

      They're also kissing: mustn't forget kissing.

    • @donniedarkorequiem22
      @donniedarkorequiem22 11 місяців тому

      It’s sad

    • @void905
      @void905 11 місяців тому +30

      @@donniedarkorequiem22 the correct word is funny

    • @nerdaccount
      @nerdaccount 10 місяців тому

      It was such a perfect way to describe sex!

  • @Wraiven22
    @Wraiven22 11 місяців тому +2508

    Tracie Martell being a socialist queen was not the hero arc I ever expected but I’m so glad we have it

    • @bjorkapologist2834
      @bjorkapologist2834 11 місяців тому +157

      comrade trixie is the hero we need

    • @elvenbugs
      @elvenbugs 11 місяців тому +142

      capitalist barbie has converted 🙏

    • @Name-uv6kz
      @Name-uv6kz 11 місяців тому +51

      @@bjorkapologist2834 socialism is not communism lol

    • @nelsonth
      @nelsonth 11 місяців тому +115

      I mean, she did grow up poor, so maybe she has some tiny inkling of the unfairness of the present economic circumstances

    • @AwesomeChick1441
      @AwesomeChick1441 11 місяців тому +7

      That was seriously so great!!!!

  • @btower10
    @btower10 11 місяців тому +285

    So far we've had Willam and Alaska, Monet and Trinity, and now Trixie and Katya all talk about the need for a drag union. Seems like there's some momentum building...

    • @blinkfilms1
      @blinkfilms1 11 місяців тому +4

      Queens on strike 🙌🙌🙌

  • @Bmilam18
    @Bmilam18 11 місяців тому +768

    What Trixie is describing is literally the tax brackets that we had post WWII, its so disappointing that 70 year old ideas are now considered radical

    • @nelsonth
      @nelsonth 11 місяців тому +122

      When conservatism is the prevailing political ambience, even the bare minimum seems radical

    • @katiem.1420
      @katiem.1420 11 місяців тому +126

      It's "radical" because conservatives and the Reagan era convinced everyone that it is the right thing for a small group of people to amass all the wealth and the rest of us get to beg for the crumbs. The amount of poor people that still believe they can become millionaires if they defend them at all costs is insane.

    • @Bmilam18
      @Bmilam18 11 місяців тому

      @@katiem.1420 The "American Dream" is really an insidious tactic used to get the poor to align themselves with the rich.

    • @nickc3657
      @nickc3657 11 місяців тому +15

      The highest tax bracket was over 90%, actually!

    • @bgingerich
      @bgingerich 11 місяців тому

      YEP!! It’s literally what made America a global superpower but these boomers were too busy eating lead paint & getting brain damaged to understand that.

  • @morrisahj
    @morrisahj 11 місяців тому +94

    “Leon Musk, get your d**k outta my eyeballs” It’s really hard to think of someone I love as much as Katya 😂😂😂🤞🤞

  • @mellalune
    @mellalune 11 місяців тому +1006

    I hope each episode has more and more props and decor, until the girls are basically buried in a pile of stuff with only their faces peeking out.

    • @thelittlebluefrog
      @thelittlebluefrog 11 місяців тому +14

      This.

    • @Dream312Girl
      @Dream312Girl 11 місяців тому +25

      I love that it is a visual treasure hunt! The hideous Trixie pic hidden behind a fake plant and Katya’s chair is so funny! Lmao!

    • @mimosameltdown3796
      @mimosameltdown3796 11 місяців тому +13

      Hahaha I they are like two E.T.s in wigs hidden in the stuffed animals

    • @arareanddifferenttune3130
      @arareanddifferenttune3130 11 місяців тому +6

      Ohh this made me chuckle 😂 It made me think of Harry Potter being in the Lestrange’s vault at Gringott’s where the treasure kept multiplying. That is what I pictured 😂😊

    • @emilyrich681
      @emilyrich681 11 місяців тому +3

      yesss i came on here to talk about the decor 😂 please pop those fake plants in a planter or basket! k thanksss

  • @isobelf1837
    @isobelf1837 11 місяців тому +174

    The commitment to ending the pod abruptly always gets me. Trixie could be performing CPR on Katya and if the prompt says time’s up then she’ll respect it 😭

  • @michelangelow
    @michelangelow 11 місяців тому +744

    “We’re kissing and inserting things until we stop” Trixie needs to be a Sex-Ed teacher

    • @locabala
      @locabala 11 місяців тому +6

      I read this comment in unison with Trixie saying it… incredible

    • @foreverwander0320
      @foreverwander0320 11 місяців тому +10

      I have never felt more seen. I always think that whenever I’m having sex, “how bizarre is all 😊this really?”

    • @makaylajensen4948
      @makaylajensen4948 11 місяців тому +1

      Trixie is Jean Milburn confirmed

  • @zem1133
    @zem1133 11 місяців тому +197

    As a person with a strong Amish bloodline who grew up and around one of the most densely populated Amish communities in America, I am begging you to just let me dial or write in so I can finally give y’all some clarity after broaching this topic year after year😩💀

    • @margauxf4321
      @margauxf4321 11 місяців тому +16

      Write it in the comments!!!

    • @clartblart3266
      @clartblart3266 11 місяців тому +12

      Yeah, write it in the comments!

    • @JennCanada1991
      @JennCanada1991 11 місяців тому +9

      Give the people what they want!

    • @zem1133
      @zem1133 11 місяців тому +60

      LOL ok well, the entire MO of being Amish is essentially rejecting modernity and embracing tradition💀 as long as they are not the ones operating the modern function (I.e. electricity, etc) that’s their loophole. So if they go somewhere where they cannot take their horse + buggy to, they will take a van. They will hire a private driver to drive them wherever they want to go (the mall, in my experience) and load up the van. For air travel, it’s the same principle. They’re not the ones reliant on the electricity/technology required for air travel (TSA, pilots, flight attendants) so that’s the mental loophole. They’re just passengers and not operating the functions of the plane, so they see that as fine. This doesn’t mean that they’re not in their seat watching the RHONY, but that’s the mindset - that they’re not reliant on the tech and “modernity” so it’s fine. It’s also important to note that conservative Mennonites are often confused for the Amish because they dress similarly, but they do not abide by the same stringent no electricity/no tech/no modernity rules the Amish do. You can sometimes tell the difference between Amish and Mennonites by the dress. If a man in the group is wearing jeans, they’re likely Mennonite instead of Amish💀

    • @karissaridge8145
      @karissaridge8145 11 місяців тому +18

      @@zem1133even if trixie or katya never see this that was so fascinating to read thank you for educating us!!!! /gen

  • @rebeccalewers5060
    @rebeccalewers5060 11 місяців тому +126

    Katya saying jigga and Trixie immediately fearful 😂😂😂😂

  • @itsr7studio
    @itsr7studio 11 місяців тому +307

    I barely caught Katya mumble "soldiers of the underworld" when referring to the drag queens at the 4th of July pool party at Trixie Motel 😂

    • @rebekah12reed
      @rebekah12reed 11 місяців тому +3

      Woah they said that at the exact moment I read your comment 🤯

    • @nogedoge
      @nogedoge 11 місяців тому

      timestamp i beg of you

    • @KittenKat1313
      @KittenKat1313 11 місяців тому +1

      @@nogedogeI don’t have exact time stamp, but Trixie starts talking about the hotel event around 42:00 , should be near there

    • @Eyes_Unclouded
      @Eyes_Unclouded 4 місяці тому

      43:12

  • @alys.7491
    @alys.7491 11 місяців тому +280

    Honestly drag queens should be allowed into the American Guild of Musical Artists/ SAG AFTRA. They are performers. Some dance and lipsync, some do comedy, some write and perform their own music. They deserve to be protected the same way actors, dancers, and music artists are.

    • @themaybeso6117
      @themaybeso6117 11 місяців тому +8

      I’m not sure that would happen but hopefully there can be stipulations/standards put in place. Not quite the same but I saw a prestigious dance company (though unionized) and learned that WWE performers are independent contractors recently and went down a rabbit hole of how legal things/workplace politics can really hurt or un-stabilize people in those careers

    • @isabeldoubleu6468
      @isabeldoubleu6468 11 місяців тому +9

      I know certain queens are SAG-AFTRA card holders, like Jinkx, but that is solely for movie/tv studio productions. So like Jinkx rn can do live theater performances and tour without getting her union card revoked (and not being a scab).

    • @TiOnemorename
      @TiOnemorename 11 місяців тому

      THIS

  • @helderinto
    @helderinto 11 місяців тому +148

    The amount of jokes Katya tells and goes over Trixie's head... Katya is so funny!

  • @RussellKlischer
    @RussellKlischer 11 місяців тому +69

    People who are obsessed with guns and having guns in my experience often use the excuse that they want to be armed because the military is armed, as if their pitiful collection is somehow going to save them from a tyrannical military state. These people really think they’re Rambo or something. Delusion.

    • @ermer
      @ermer 11 місяців тому

      EXACTLY. Our military gets 800 billion dollars a year. If the government felt like it, they could target you with a missile this very minute. But sure, Bubba, that AR-15 will save you.

    • @clartblart3266
      @clartblart3266 11 місяців тому +7

      Literally lol like Mary, do you really think you can take on the army? Be for real! Lmao

  • @toni_k.
    @toni_k. 11 місяців тому +85

    TIME CODES:
    14:31end of adbreak #1
    34:54 end of adbreak #2

    • @moof4427
      @moof4427 11 місяців тому +5

      ily queen 😘😍❤️🥰

  • @therossboyd
    @therossboyd 11 місяців тому +72

    I love how they are like “THIS IS NOT A TOUR.” Two minutes later in the ad break it’s, “Trixie and Katya are going on tour! Get your tix now!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheAzerath
    @TheAzerath 11 місяців тому +55

    So. Couple things re: P!nk:
    -her stage name was what the door staff at a nightclub she performed at in Philadelphia as a teenager called her. She’s told the story a few different ways, but it always comes back to the predominantly Black staff at the club all started calling her “Pinky” and then eventually that became P!nk
    -She did not start out making christian music. Her first musical ventures were all R&B
    -The trapeze acts started out because she wanted the tour for her album Funhouse to be circus-themed. She fell in love with aerial training as a means to stay in shape, so she kept doing it & the act continued on in her repertoire.
    -Unrelated but Christina Aguilera once tried to punch her

    • @uniquerebeljaney3639
      @uniquerebeljaney3639 11 місяців тому +3

      Sorry Katya, but I love P¡nk.

    • @310BPM
      @310BPM 4 місяці тому +1

      christian music????!!!!!🥲🥲🥲

  • @SpidersFace
    @SpidersFace 11 місяців тому +311

    Did David consent to trixie writing the bedroom diaries on this episode?! I'm fucking sobbing

    • @ellellio
      @ellellio 11 місяців тому +47

      When has Trixie ever not talked about whatever she wants when it comes to her sex life and hookups lol

    • @jkleins2869
      @jkleins2869 11 місяців тому

      all she said was they had sex last night? lol

  • @k1773ns
    @k1773ns 11 місяців тому +80

    I just love when Katya does the EXTRA! EXTRA! And “oo there ain’t no other way”
    That never gets old lol 😂

  • @motherchuckster7
    @motherchuckster7 11 місяців тому +118

    first 15 minutes went from sincere political discussion about the evils of capitalism - to porn. the perfect podcast

  • @andreah7284
    @andreah7284 11 місяців тому +82

    Katya: “a friend of mine wore a cock cage for a while-“
    Trixie: [knowingly] “Tempest DuJour” ☠️💀☠️

  • @mattyfromhell
    @mattyfromhell 11 місяців тому +343

    The image of Katya lowering from the ceiling, mouth open, ready for piss to So What is truly next level

    • @dyoopiter
      @dyoopiter 11 місяців тому +3

      😭😭😭😭

    • @jtw-r
      @jtw-r 10 місяців тому +1

      that part had me ON THE FLOOOOOOR

  • @chelseybc
    @chelseybc 11 місяців тому +225

    I worked at VICE during Trixie and Katya on VICELAND, and I just want to say you made working in that hell much better!

    • @hv9460
      @hv9460 11 місяців тому +27

      was it really a nightmare? I mean i knew the experience for trix & katya was bad cuz of all their personal issues, but i never knew what the rest of the experience was like

    • @chelseybc
      @chelseybc 11 місяців тому +65

      @@hv9460 it was awful. so much sexism and problematic bros

    • @hv9460
      @hv9460 11 місяців тому +9

      @@chelseybc ugh im sorry to hear that :( i never knew the production as a whole was that bad

    • @Prince_the_One
      @Prince_the_One 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@chelseybccan you give details please, I'm nosey rosey 👃 🌹

    • @clartblart3266
      @clartblart3266 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@chelseybcOof, that's terrible, do you know if it's still like that over there??

  • @nanadollxo
    @nanadollxo 11 місяців тому +68

    “i won’t be surprised if we never saw release richards again” IM SCREAMING

  • @AndiKellie
    @AndiKellie 11 місяців тому +36

    Trixie's favorite song by Pink being Family Portrait SCREAMS childhood trauma. And I can relate lol

    • @Kwillow666
      @Kwillow666 11 місяців тому +3

      Yesssss. And Don’t Let Me Get Me!

  • @Olivia-tg1gb
    @Olivia-tg1gb 11 місяців тому +142

    I’m a type one diabetic who was recently on ozempic to lower my A1C and I have been LOOOOVING y’all’s obsessed with ozempic 😭 it’s true I was throwing up and shitting myself every Wednesday like clockwork

    • @eyesintheroad
      @eyesintheroad 11 місяців тому +30

      Hope you get that A1C under control, Mary!

    • @Definatalie
      @Definatalie 11 місяців тому +8

      I'm a type 1 too and was on it for a few months and had zero side effects. I think my guts are made of steel.

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 11 місяців тому +3

      Wait they don't actually use it, right?

  • @CosmicLighthouse
    @CosmicLighthouse 11 місяців тому +117

    “i do fap to tumblr” she’s just like me

  • @amcdoll
    @amcdoll 11 місяців тому +63

    Not to be that person but the other night I was having a panic attack and ugly crying and my bf told me to play something I enjoy listening to. I put on this podcast and I calmed down and fell asleep. Not all heros wear caps. I wholeheartedly am thankful for this friendship.

    • @ISILDURDESTROYIT
      @ISILDURDESTROYIT 11 місяців тому +4

      You aren't alone babe, do it all the time. ❤

  • @cherrybomb1386
    @cherrybomb1386 11 місяців тому +120

    I can't explain how much i love whenever Katya says weenie

  • @alyssamoreno2760
    @alyssamoreno2760 11 місяців тому +82

    The glow up of this room just hit me

    • @oscarross4337
      @oscarross4337 11 місяців тому +4

      Same I was like cmon decor

  • @raphaelabrum
    @raphaelabrum 11 місяців тому +45

    Start - 00:05
    First Break - 12:38
    Back from the first break - 14:30
    Small Break - 34:28
    Back from a small break 34:55

  • @jnknknk
    @jnknknk 11 місяців тому +91

    I love that no matter how into the conversation they are if they hit the length mark they will drop everything and never see each other until the next episode

  • @hv9460
    @hv9460 11 місяців тому +115

    one time an amish girl looked me up and down at a starbucks inside a target. forever shook me to my core. Like dont you have calfs to milk miss potato sack?

    • @richcampbell6808
      @richcampbell6808 11 місяців тому +11

      Seek help

    • @hv9460
      @hv9460 11 місяців тому +35

      @@richcampbell6808 i watch these two lunatics, dont you think ive tried that

    • @AnneOnymaus
      @AnneOnymaus 11 місяців тому +10

      @hv9460 Hilarious, but you can't milk a calf, not even if you're Amish.

    • @peps1943
      @peps1943 11 місяців тому +1

      Tell us you're plus size without telling us you're plus size

    • @AnneOnymaus
      @AnneOnymaus 11 місяців тому +4

      @@peps1943 Not at all. OP could be super skinny, but if their outfit was colourful/revealing/tight, that would definitely get a once-over by an Amish.

  • @TheRavenfish9
    @TheRavenfish9 11 місяців тому +117

    Trixie and Katya starting out the top of the show proclaiming they are Socialists just made my whole life, cleared my skin, and gave me a good night's sleep. I am here for it. She's giving based queen.

    • @MrClairemary
      @MrClairemary 11 місяців тому +7

      It was the light I needed right now.

  • @alixeverson
    @alixeverson 11 місяців тому +407

    these biological young girls are the only thing holding my mental health together 🤠

    • @hornedgoatweed
      @hornedgoatweed 11 місяців тому +22

      mine's fully broken, but they add a ✨ sparkle ✨ to the breakdown

    • @Prince_the_One
      @Prince_the_One 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@hornedgoatweedNicole? Kidman? In my kitchen???

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Prince_the_One
      *Whoa!*

    • @amysergenson482
      @amysergenson482 4 місяці тому

      Yes

  • @zedelstein2826
    @zedelstein2826 11 місяців тому +23

    Trixie asking questions that rabbis still are debating- like Alexa on Shabbat, etc! I love how she approaches things like this with an open mind.

  • @cbd4999
    @cbd4999 11 місяців тому +47

    The way Tricia simply knows nothing about nothing… gotta love it

  • @peruru84
    @peruru84 11 місяців тому +70

    Katya's Smalls story about her cat Terry is killing me 😂

    • @Chickienugs
      @Chickienugs 11 місяців тому +13

      The idea of Katya having a cat is so hilarious

  • @Tbhyeah
    @Tbhyeah 11 місяців тому +126

    Nothing could have prepared me for the way they ended this episode… I fucking love them so so much

    • @Dream312Girl
      @Dream312Girl 11 місяців тому +4

      I was just about to post how this pod went all the way to the far left next to the dumpster! Lmao!!!!!!!!!!

  • @peggyliu8381
    @peggyliu8381 11 місяців тому +167

    Katya is the voice of the people 🙌

    • @lizkuntze7538
      @lizkuntze7538 11 місяців тому +7

      Please welcome to the stage....Vox Populi.

    • @485OCEAN
      @485OCEAN 11 місяців тому +8

      oooo there ain’t no other way!

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому +3

      True . However Katya endorsing cat food is about as disingenuous as Trixie selling hair gel. He has voiced his intense dislike of felines several times both on this podcast and on “Unhhhh.” I don’t know who thought it was a good idea, Katya does not suffer cats!
      😂

    • @peps1943
      @peps1943 11 місяців тому

      Always

    • @getgaymin
      @getgaymin 5 місяців тому

      ​@@davidvento5481that's why it's funny lol

  • @NathaliRodCue
    @NathaliRodCue 11 місяців тому +66

    Trixie’s interruptions are on a new level 😆 getting Katya’s fully fleshed takes was difficult this episode but I love when they’re so excited they can’t stop themselves this episode was especially enjoyable!

  • @JarrodF7405
    @JarrodF7405 11 місяців тому +78

    Bring back the sound board, was relistening to some older episodes and the sound board was great addition to the episodes 😂

    • @absolutetwaddle
      @absolutetwaddle 11 місяців тому +4

      The full house theme! The haunted mansion vibes!

    • @ajpoopfucker
      @ajpoopfucker 11 місяців тому

      I didn't like it it felt like a nymphowars rip off

    • @alexbird9262
      @alexbird9262 11 місяців тому +13

      Katya has replaced the soundboard “OOH THERE AINT NO OTHER WAY”

    • @Turkeysonmywindow
      @Turkeysonmywindow 11 місяців тому +2

      ... which they also cribbed from nymphowars 😂

    • @seevanhawkins4591
      @seevanhawkins4591 11 місяців тому

      @@alexbird9262and Extra Extra!

  • @ayydubs987
    @ayydubs987 11 місяців тому +81

    imagine if trixie and katya unionized the drag world, lmao. that would be genuinely iconic.

  • @crimebrulee
    @crimebrulee 11 місяців тому +107

    this might sound dumb but I have some hangups around bad porn experiences and these two explained it and sex in a way that made me feel weirdly better lol

    • @Airahar
      @Airahar 11 місяців тому +31

      Same! If you think of porm as theater, a performance, it becomes significantly, at least for me, more palatable

  • @squeemdweem
    @squeemdweem 11 місяців тому +35

    I came as soon as i heard

    • @tara2611
      @tara2611 11 місяців тому +3

      as soon as they heard, they came.

    • @ZacTurn34
      @ZacTurn34 11 місяців тому +1

      😭😂😂😂😂

    • @jae613
      @jae613 11 місяців тому +2

      I just heard :(

    • @Genderanarchy
      @Genderanarchy 11 місяців тому +4

      I came as soon as I wanted to

  • @theletterm8865
    @theletterm8865 7 місяців тому +7

    doing a cat food ad when you've openly said you hate and do not understand cats or their owners is truly iconic lmao, love this pod so much

    • @bustedkeaton
      @bustedkeaton 6 місяців тому +2

      They know aint nobody listening to those

  • @littlebear9486
    @littlebear9486 11 місяців тому +61

    I grew up in PA where there are a lot of Amish and things like being allowed to fly is up to the bishop. For very certain reasons they'll give permission. One of my friends dad had a carpentry business, and he was so successful that "english" (non-Amish) customers where buying from him. He made a case to the Bishop about being allowed to have a company phone, and the bishop said yes BUT! it had to be in a shed separate for the workshop, and NO ONE other than him could use it, and obviously it was for work only.

    • @kerinwills
      @kerinwills 11 місяців тому +6

      I never knew that, I was thinking they must be Mennonite. I live in upstate NY.

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 11 місяців тому +4

      No tea, maybe a bit of shade but being Amish just doesn't seem fun or enjoyable. Like just too many rules and no tomfoolery. More power to the people who are cause them fabrics look like they feel terrible.

    • @kerinwills
      @kerinwills 11 місяців тому +7

      @@maybemablemaples2144 Yeah.... and then there's the whole subjugation of women thing, and the sex abuse thing.....

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 11 місяців тому +1

      @@kerinwills I was trying not to read them for filth but girlie pop it is not. Also they're all rude too. Like unless they live closer to us normies, they just are unfriendly af. Sometimes I just wanna get to like know my neighbors and different ways of life in a nonexploitative way but they thought I was casting aspersions. I am not gagging.

    • @kerinwills
      @kerinwills 11 місяців тому +3

      @@maybemablemaples2144 Woah.... I'm going to explain this with the assumption that you're just really young:
      They absolutely are not all rude and unfriendly. There are problems in closed religious communities, and I have issues with religion in general for many reasons including the ones I mentioned, but that doesn't mean they're all bad people. Wary of English people, yes (that's what they call us).
      And calling us 'normies' is implying they're somehow abnormal because they aren't like you, which is discriminatory. Just like saying they're all rude and unfriendly.
      They keep to themselves because they're taught to. Try not to take it personal.

  • @RF-ye7wu
    @RF-ye7wu 11 місяців тому +35

    I can't wait to see their faces the day they realise they've become Rupaul and Michelle

  • @stevendevaney8001
    @stevendevaney8001 11 місяців тому +21

    Katya, I doubt that you guys read these but I also suffer with hyperhidrosis.
    I take propantheline bromide and couldn't sweat if I wanted to.
    It's a revelation! Honestly, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in terms of social comfort.
    I hope this reaches you somehow, someway! xx

    • @bluekinopio9390
      @bluekinopio9390 11 місяців тому +1

      I have HH on my pits hands and feet and I use an iontophoresis machine to help. Can you tell me more about propantheline??

  • @a_m_m444
    @a_m_m444 11 місяців тому +11

    No but they make such a good point on porn literacy. So many people decry it saying "it's unrealistic" but so are stunt scenes in action movies, it's for entertainment! It's up to you to be an adult and know that the angles and exaggeration are for the camera lmao

  • @falconzone1
    @falconzone1 11 місяців тому +25

    Me (mistakenly) trying to fall asleep to this pod: 😌
    Me at 10:35 : 👁️👄👁️
    Fully awake, fully traumatized but also cackling and receiving the most serotonin I have in months

    • @helderinto
      @helderinto 11 місяців тому +3

      That was exactly me last night watching unhhh 😂

    • @RicardodaSilvaRdS
      @RicardodaSilvaRdS 10 місяців тому +1

      (Opens mouth)
      *_AHHA_*

  • @TPark-rf3lt
    @TPark-rf3lt 11 місяців тому +121

    having a Drag Union actually makes sense? no? protect the Queens!

  • @katemarvin9957
    @katemarvin9957 11 місяців тому +60

    Now that Trixie has brought me to realize the crispy R, I cannot unhear it. I really thought “no one really does that naturally right.” No bitch. My best friend does it and I just noticed.

    • @arareanddifferenttune3130
      @arareanddifferenttune3130 11 місяців тому +2

      Oh god I feel so bad for you✋💀I hope your relationship can weather the crispy R 😂😂

  • @jykeiras.5217
    @jykeiras.5217 11 місяців тому +16

    I love this podcast bc it always quite literally feels like just being on a FaceTime with these two lol

  • @laurendahlstedt2723
    @laurendahlstedt2723 11 місяців тому +6

    “You can’t find Bin Laden anymore” “why, did he move?” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Aiba271
    @Aiba271 11 місяців тому +24

    As a Laotion raised by Buddhist parents, I had to be a monk for 3 days around 5th grade. It was both enjoyable and a bit difficult. A lot of Laotion-american parents like to have their son(s) "buat" which the best I can describe it would be like a right of passage and ensure the parents will pass away peacefully.

    • @eyesintheroad
      @eyesintheroad 11 місяців тому +2

      why three days?

    • @Aiba271
      @Aiba271 11 місяців тому +8

      @@eyesintheroad that I don't know. It varies from temple to temple some have told me they've done for one week long.

    • @eyesintheroad
      @eyesintheroad 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Aiba271 Thank you!

    • @RioRav
      @RioRav 11 місяців тому +3

      I did a week of silent vipassana when I was 22 or so, very good experience. Planning to do it again soon.

    • @RioRav
      @RioRav 11 місяців тому +3

      In my experience the third day is the hardest then it gets easier so maybe thats why; it's probably enough to give you the experience and challenge of sitting in silence but short enough for anyone to both endure and reap some benefits from.

  • @carolinazozaya1422
    @carolinazozaya1422 11 місяців тому +41

    Every episode they add more decorations it’s starting to look like my grandmas living room

    • @RioRav
      @RioRav 11 місяців тому

      You italian?

  • @485OCEAN
    @485OCEAN 11 місяців тому +144

    sometimes, after a podcast i sit & recap all the literal gay sex that was discussed and smile. then i think omg mostly women listen to this podcast 😂

    • @privodevat
      @privodevat 11 місяців тому +17

      yup. never had heard about cock cages up until this moment 😅

    • @RioRav
      @RioRav 11 місяців тому +20

      Oh honey, oh honey, hoooo-neey let me tell you

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 11 місяців тому +4

      @@RioRav
      Right? Hard to un-see some CBT and BDSM once it’s burned into your brain at the tender age of... whatever! 😂

    • @AnneOnymaus
      @AnneOnymaus 11 місяців тому +9

      @485OCEAN You aren't wrong: I'm a chick who now knows FAR more about gay sex than I need to know, just from being a fan of these two (UNHhhh is pretty graphic too 😂).

    • @isabeldoubleu6468
      @isabeldoubleu6468 11 місяців тому +14

      I have learned so much about sex and porn and kinks/fetish from this fucking podcast

  • @Jean-gz9qg
    @Jean-gz9qg 11 місяців тому +7

    I always giggle at them talking about some popstars because they are always like "oh my god i hate her she is not for me" and then go on to give a literal lecture on that popstar's life and career because they just know so much about them lol they always do it with madonna and now with p!nk

  • @adamdavis4492
    @adamdavis4492 11 місяців тому +19

    I love these 2 so much but thanks to Katya I can't stop singing "ooh there aint no other way" 😂

  • @SloppyMo3
    @SloppyMo3 11 місяців тому +13

    Trixie is going through her rebellious teen phase arguing with the teacher

  • @oliviajofficial
    @oliviajofficial 11 місяців тому +4

    “I’m not Ulysses S Grant” senttttttt me 😭😂😂

  • @FPwLola
    @FPwLola 11 місяців тому +14

    About half of why I love this format is Katya performing the ads like she's proofreading the script aloud for errors, whilst on the toilet. 😂 Thanks for another one! 💗✨🔥

  • @chillin_like_bob_dillan6499
    @chillin_like_bob_dillan6499 11 місяців тому +17

    Listening to Katya reading these ads make me thing she would be perfect for reading audiobooks

  • @meganledford9709
    @meganledford9709 11 місяців тому +19

    One of the first commercials I got after the tour rant was “Extra! Extra! We’re going on tour!” These managers are in for a rude awakening 😂

  • @nataliecolbert1610
    @nataliecolbert1610 11 місяців тому +15

    when katya laughs so hard that no sound comes out is my favorite😂

  • @Imberis
    @Imberis 11 місяців тому +24

    I love that every single time Katya asks to sing something, Trixie says yes but is totally horrified. You know what's coming!

  • @EA-ed6gz
    @EA-ed6gz 11 місяців тому +51

    They're not even wrong. My father does fantasize about GETTING to LEGALLY SHOOT SOMEONE for coming onto HIS PROPERTY. I HATE IT!!!!!

  • @dappiedocious
    @dappiedocious 11 місяців тому +12

    "Don't say the T word. This is not a tour, just a weekend thing."
    5 minutes later ad goes on: "Extra! Extra! We are going on tour! That's right, we're taking The Bald and the Beautiful on the road!"
    😂😂😂 I love them.

  • @pandastrix4082
    @pandastrix4082 11 місяців тому +11

    As someone who grew up orthodox Jewish trixie, we can’t say Alexa or use those kinds of things, there are some loopholes but there’s mainly a list of 39 “malachot” which means working or like jobs. So we can’t use lights or cars or tv or anything like that and there’s mini subsections of stuff you can’t do because it’s not appropriate for sabbath regardless of if it’s one of the 39 malachot

  • @RLelling
    @RLelling 11 місяців тому +10

    Trixie's class consciousness awakening is the journey I'm here for

  • @chloechristodoulou7025
    @chloechristodoulou7025 11 місяців тому +38

    Socialism and capitalism couldn't co exist because poverty is not an accidental outcome of capitalism, it's essential and intrinsic to it's design.

    • @Wraiven22
      @Wraiven22 11 місяців тому +1

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I think social democracy is a good transition step but it still requires the exploitation of the developing world to function and thus should not be the end goal.

    • @bethcushway458
      @bethcushway458 11 місяців тому +1

      I think the Scandinavian countries would disagree with you🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @chloechristodoulou7025
      @chloechristodoulou7025 11 місяців тому +1

      People have a really strange idea about Scandinavia. It would be lovely to believe it’s a socialist utopia but I’m afraid that’s not true. I used to live in Denmark and my brother lives in Sweden, I can assure you it’s a very capitalist society in both countries. The health and social care is available sure but only if you happen to be white and middle class. There’s huge issues with racism and poverty and exploitation certainly still exists. Denmark also sells its pollution allowance to other countries, so that they stay green and the rest of the world can choke.

    • @awlmut
      @awlmut 11 місяців тому

      @@chloechristodoulou7025precisely. But then again how can you expect Americans do know anything about other countries when most of them don’t even have passports and the ones who do only use it to go to Mexico?

  • @FuriousDinosaur123
    @FuriousDinosaur123 11 місяців тому +3

    "You can't find Bin Laden anymore"
    "Why? Did he move?"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elegitopia6124
    @elegitopia6124 11 місяців тому +10

    This one is such a good episode I'm actually kinda overwhelmed 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @lynessapatterson7114
    @lynessapatterson7114 11 місяців тому +13

    love that we got an "oooh there ain't no other way" right off the bat

  • @rosethomas8504
    @rosethomas8504 11 місяців тому +205

    I love socialist Trixie, I always knew Katya was on the team…

    • @ayydubs987
      @ayydubs987 11 місяців тому +39

      her definitions and understanding of the proper terms are a bit off, but she’s got the spirit 💀

    • @thedragonsunicorn
      @thedragonsunicorn 11 місяців тому +26

      ​@@ayydubs987 girlie said capitalism and socialism can exist together. katya looked horrified lol.

    • @colt9836
      @colt9836 11 місяців тому

      ​@@thedragonsunicornThat's just genuine not knowing.
      The red scare did a number on so many people wherein they actually believe that "socialism = state," even tho socialism makes no mention of the state other than it's duty to uphold basic order and to enforce a socialist economy. Then it's eventual dissolvment (?) into communism, a stateless, classless, moneyless society.

    • @ayydubs987
      @ayydubs987 11 місяців тому +4

      @@thedragonsunicorn i was katya in that moment 😂

  • @normaoraliaortiz
    @normaoraliaortiz 11 місяців тому +10

    LMAO 🤣
    Trixie: talking about the Amish
    Katya: They're flying the plane?

  • @bustedkeaton
    @bustedkeaton 6 місяців тому +2

    21:58 "is there a doritos meditation? Where i have a party bag and just goon?"
    Not me eating doritos from a party bag while relistening to this

  • @alexmanigat
    @alexmanigat 11 місяців тому +8

    My obsession has reached all time high. My very first thought this morning was I could watch Trixie and Katya on a endless loop in various levels of drag or completely out of drag until the four horsemen of the apocalypse come and tell me to wrap it it; it’s end of days.

  • @eastonunderdahl
    @eastonunderdahl 11 місяців тому +6

    The jump scare every time the camera cuts to close ups with Grannie Katya and creeping Trix

  • @WinarveMC
    @WinarveMC 11 місяців тому +14

    This episode may just be the most hilarious yet informative one they have done yet

  • @futuredeadcamper1736
    @futuredeadcamper1736 11 місяців тому +13

    Thanks to Tracy the voices in my head now have super crisp R’s

  • @septsky98
    @septsky98 11 місяців тому +8

    trixie being bald shocked me for some reason? like she just seems extra bald this episode 😆

  • @juangarcia6473
    @juangarcia6473 11 місяців тому +5

    I really hope this P!nk - So What bit becomes a running gag because it got me each time they did it

  • @L-92761
    @L-92761 11 місяців тому +3

    Trix looking genuinely concerned at Katya siinging whatever she was singing had me hollering and hooting

  • @kayelanipalacios
    @kayelanipalacios 11 місяців тому +50

    Just a normal conversation between a couple of bros

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. 11 місяців тому +6

    since I'm a loyal fan to the h3 podcast, hearing trixie katya- who are usually my escape into a whole different world of gay culture and references, talk about straight politics I'm used to hearing is surreal but SO funny

    • @MegJuniper
      @MegJuniper 11 місяців тому +2

      Family

    • @Mezzy..
      @Mezzy.. 11 місяців тому +2

      @@MegJuniperFamily

  • @chloefreeman3140
    @chloefreeman3140 7 місяців тому +4

    “leon musk” i lived

  • @Fuzzysocksoda
    @Fuzzysocksoda 2 місяці тому +1

    I genuinely love how often katya mentions terrifier 2

  • @taylifts
    @taylifts 11 місяців тому +19

    Dr. K actually just did a really good video about why the silent meditation works so well. It's his most recent video called "Brain Rot is Holding You Back" it's fierce

  • @yourpalfred
    @yourpalfred 11 місяців тому +6

    I'm trying to cut back on weed and get back into a regular meditation practice so I REALLY needed to hear all this, tysm ladies for the spiritual guidance. ❤

  • @Genderanarchy
    @Genderanarchy 11 місяців тому +20

    Calling Pink the Jimmy Buffet of female singers is so REAL

  • @WelshBathBoy
    @WelshBathBoy 11 місяців тому +4

    "Kissing and inserting things", miss tracey martel is such a poet!

  • @ssjvegito2661
    @ssjvegito2661 7 місяців тому +2

    Also, Katya betta WERK knowing P!nk's background like that 🙌😆🤣 Idk what was with that rebrand, but I was there for it in real time too and it was STRANGE 😂 But yes P!nk used to be HARD core Hip-Hop/R&B! Look her early 2000s shit up. She was right there with early days JLo!