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  • Опубліковано 22 кві 2024
  • ► Cubans convinced us they invented the Ham Sandwich…
    Miami/Fort Lauderdale I love you. Thank you for the amazing weekend.
    #TheLifeTour see you there 💪
    ► THE LIFE TOUR IS COMING TO A CITY NEAR YOU!!!
    Nashville
    Austin
    Phoenix (2nd Show Added)
    New York City MSG (SOLD OUT)
    Los Angeles Crypto.com Arena
    San Diego
    Abu Dhabi
    Palm Springs
    Las Vegas
    Spokane
    Seattle (SOLD OUT)
    Vancouver (4th SHOW ADDED)
    theandrewschulz.com/
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  • @marcosalvarez9826
    @marcosalvarez9826 10 днів тому +340

    Is amazing how this guy manages to find relatable material no matter the crowd. He's one of the best when it comes to that.

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 8 днів тому +1

      "See totally cuban sandwhich" 😂

    • @michaelking6894
      @michaelking6894 8 днів тому +4

      His intelligence of cultures and societies is crazy!

    • @roodnelcharles4248
      @roodnelcharles4248 8 днів тому +2

      Yesss he's so good at that!! It's impressive asf... every crowd he got cultural and social jokes about them..

    • @TamagoHead
      @TamagoHead 6 днів тому

      Andrew is great at ad-hoc standup. He’s brutal in a funny way & brilliant, but pals like that are best taken in short/small doses.

    • @Niznuts123
      @Niznuts123 6 днів тому +2

      In his podcast he mentions a lot of times of how much research they do. When they have hosts, they do a ton of research on the person to be prepared. The same goes to shows. They research the city, culture, and history

  • @AV-fu7lx
    @AV-fu7lx 9 днів тому +213

    😂😂😂 he nailed the Cuban accent
    And he’s right, 30 years later I still struggle with “Fort Lauderdale” and “Worcestershire Sauce” 😂

    • @anime4life384
      @anime4life384 9 днів тому +11

      Too be fair I don't think anybody actually knows how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce. Just say it with enough confidence and you'll be alright haha there's even brands that make fun of it like "worsh your sister" sauce 😂

    • @MsFionaxxx
      @MsFionaxxx 8 днів тому +1

      Depends on where you are from.
      Try the English family name Featherstonhaugh, or Chalmondeley!!!

    • @MsFionaxxx
      @MsFionaxxx 8 днів тому

      P.S. They are pronounced Fanshaw and Chumlee!

    • @paradox_productions
      @paradox_productions 8 днів тому

      @@MsFionaxxx😂😂😂I WAS OFFOFF 😂😂😂

    • @Phaevryn
      @Phaevryn 8 днів тому

      I'm so white I glow in the dark, can't pronounce worcestershire sauce for sh1t.

  • @ilikemath6834
    @ilikemath6834 7 днів тому +120

    He’s right, Cubans are very confident. Have you seen the Canadian Prime Minister?

    • @onetallcan_FIFA
      @onetallcan_FIFA 7 днів тому +11

      Nice 😂

    • @josue24
      @josue24 4 дні тому +3

      That guy can steal your girl in multiple different languages. You’d be confident too if you had a head full of hair, attractive, lead an entire nation, spoke several languages etc. 😂🙌🏻

    • @Wire.scientist
      @Wire.scientist 4 дні тому +3

      Definitely true for the Canadian PM, 😂 that too when he has the genetics of the most famous Cuban in History😜

    • @jonathancirami9737
      @jonathancirami9737 3 дні тому +1

      😂

    • @lescobrandon4586
      @lescobrandon4586 2 дні тому

      Joke went over your commie head ​@@josue24

  • @ezbz
    @ezbz 10 днів тому +389

    3:30 somebody let that damn seagull in again!

  • @cman7605
    @cman7605 10 днів тому +169

    Man speaks truth as a joke like nobody else.
    I'm latino, working on my American visa only to escape the tyranical regime on my country. And i'm trying to speak Fort Lauradale until now without any success

    • @wes3527
      @wes3527 10 днів тому +3

      just say Fort Liquordale. Thats what I always heard my family from south florida call it

    • @104thironmike4
      @104thironmike4 9 днів тому +2

      Tip, to say it easier, brother: say "lot", like "a lot". say "a". And then say "Dale", like the name dale, pronounced like in daily. Then put it together. "Lot-a-dale."

    • @cman7605
      @cman7605 8 днів тому +3

      @@104thironmike4 damn. it worked

    • @doobybrother21
      @doobybrother21 7 днів тому +1

      @@cman7605 guess you're American now :) good luck to you and your family

    • @104thironmike4
      @104thironmike4 7 днів тому

      @@cman7605 Sweet! Congrats!

  • @joshmitima2232
    @joshmitima2232 8 днів тому +26

    I have a Cuban colleague, dude is the most confident guy in the company by far.

  • @siralimccoockie-monster8730
    @siralimccoockie-monster8730 10 днів тому +488

    Andrew Schulz is definitely on my Top 5 all time favorite Stand-ups 😂

    • @Judeslaer24
      @Judeslaer24 10 днів тому +8

      He is up there with Matt rife for me

    • @thisfeatureisstupidxo
      @thisfeatureisstupidxo 10 днів тому +44

      @@Judeslaer24💀💀💀💀💀

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 10 днів тому

      Too bad he’s such a BLM fan, they’re just a Marxist organization and do zero for POC

    • @siralimccoockie-monster8730
      @siralimccoockie-monster8730 10 днів тому +3

      @@Judeslaer24 Mat is very funny, he definitely makes my top 15...

    • @mrnibbles3166
      @mrnibbles3166 10 днів тому +1

      Sit-down comic

  • @yasielromero8236
    @yasielromero8236 10 днів тому +117

    As a Cuban I have to say, that was hilarious 😂😂

  • @Robin.Woods.
    @Robin.Woods. 10 днів тому +157

    Andrew has a Diddy-Meek Mill relationship with his mustache

    • @petefoster8698
      @petefoster8698 10 днів тому +1

      More like his hair

    • @Chris-Someguy
      @Chris-Someguy 10 днів тому +2

      Mustache rides are free

    • @Timur21
      @Timur21 8 днів тому

      I think he has this style for an acting role no?

    • @LeroyGreen420
      @LeroyGreen420 6 днів тому

      He def does with Hitler haircut

    • @petefoster8698
      @petefoster8698 5 днів тому +1

      @@Timur21 no lol he’s had it for quite some time now

  • @tallmarn8927
    @tallmarn8927 10 днів тому +27

    Andrew's Cuban accent is SO on point 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, I can't

    • @andresao6109
      @andresao6109 10 днів тому +3

      Yeah, it's "bery goo"

    • @tallmarn8927
      @tallmarn8927 10 днів тому +2

      @@andresao6109 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mannyb7949
      @mannyb7949 9 днів тому +1

      for a moment I thought I was listening to Carlitos Brigante.

    • @courtneywilliams6376
      @courtneywilliams6376 День тому +1

      Yoel Romero 100 percent

  • @rico989
    @rico989 10 днів тому +30

    Seen you live in Phoenix!!

  • @nestorandlan1220
    @nestorandlan1220 10 днів тому +6

    Amazing night. Best show of the year at HRL. Andrew is the best doing it right now. Hands down. Come back to SFL anytime!!

  • @prismeta436
    @prismeta436 10 днів тому +23

    went to this show, literally was laughing the whole time!

  • @CompletelyInadequate
    @CompletelyInadequate 10 днів тому +62

    not sure how you know so much about niche cultures but this was spot on as if you were from south florida, very funny, sad I missed this show!

    • @Snoop_Dugg
      @Snoop_Dugg 10 днів тому +3

      His team buys jokes from local comedians, else they scout out the place first.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 10 днів тому +1

      ​@@Snoop_DuggBS!! If you watch his stand up he has knowledge and jokes of different tribes/sects all around the globe not just Cubans.

    • @AKNeal81
      @AKNeal81 10 днів тому +1

      He grew up in THE melting pot of the US: NYC

  • @TheSupart91
    @TheSupart91 10 днів тому +69

    1:16 the guitar @ hard rock 🤣🤣😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @eduardoguzman918
    @eduardoguzman918 10 днів тому +1

    More of these 🙏

  • @jooniper93
    @jooniper93 10 днів тому +29

    3:30 that laugh😂😂😂

  • @chaseschallen1508
    @chaseschallen1508 10 днів тому

    Absolutely virtuosic work, Andrew!

  • @shauryamishra5700
    @shauryamishra5700 10 днів тому +2

    Just come across your's video some days before And till now watch all your videos and yt shorts and NOW
    You are my favourite.
    LOVE FROM INDIA....
    Oneday Attend your life show...G.O.A.T...

  • @julieshelley7340
    @julieshelley7340 10 днів тому +2

    Savage, love him❤

  • @diamondrobinsonsr.8760
    @diamondrobinsonsr.8760 8 днів тому

    Just seen you in Charlotte and you crushed it, the 🐐

  • @tizo1122
    @tizo1122 8 днів тому +2

    I listen to Schultz for history lessons. Learned more from his comedy than I did in school.

  • @anonyym5050
    @anonyym5050 10 днів тому +10

    Please come to Europe!!! You are the best. Haha

  • @AbdilHando
    @AbdilHando 10 днів тому +24

    HE'S TOO GOOD

  • @dawickednest
    @dawickednest 10 днів тому +7

    I was here 😂 he was great that night

  • @julienkabangu5436
    @julienkabangu5436 10 днів тому +5

    man you crazy 🤣

  • @sebastianalvarado2390
    @sebastianalvarado2390 7 днів тому

    My first show with him and he killed it. Can’t wait for him to come back

  • @Trading-Freedom11
    @Trading-Freedom11 10 днів тому +2

    When are you back in florida??! Can't find anything in the calendar

  • @arod6689
    @arod6689 3 дні тому

    Shultz is becoming a top 10 all time comedian. Solid dialogue and an extremely thought out approach. He understands different cultures.

  • @teddeyishere
    @teddeyishere 8 днів тому +8

    bro your culture absorption game is crazy, god damn i loved this.

  • @bam-b-nodenaro1269
    @bam-b-nodenaro1269 10 днів тому +8

    The Pacino accent is hilarious

  • @anonymoususer900
    @anonymoususer900 10 днів тому +9

    The cuban accent really reminded me of Yoel Romero lol

    • @ETS186
      @ETS186 10 днів тому

      "you can do whateva itis youwannado..go...go..." Seen that interview? I swear I felt like I could conquer Jerusalem when he said that.

    • @NigelMacDonald-mt9wn
      @NigelMacDonald-mt9wn 6 днів тому +1

      I luhh yoo

  • @westcoastspartan1528
    @westcoastspartan1528 10 днів тому +4

    Can’t wait till you decide to come to Denver I’ll be front row, been watching this man for a minute… always new content always funny as hell

  • @arrivalanche
    @arrivalanche 10 днів тому +2

    See you next month in LA

  • @kevindejesus3634
    @kevindejesus3634 10 днів тому +1

    Every Latino loves Andrew, the jokes on point, just pure gold. I'm waiting for the puertoricans jokes 😂

  • @MartyrAlmo
    @MartyrAlmo 10 днів тому +5

    It's a slippery slope buddy😅

  • @tarajean1414
    @tarajean1414 9 днів тому +1

    Bro, best comedian EVER!

  • @avi3020
    @avi3020 10 днів тому +3

    This man doesn't miss

  • @LizzieMcgraw
    @LizzieMcgraw 10 днів тому +69

    You always bring something unique to the table, can't get enough!

  • @youngjohn5076
    @youngjohn5076 10 днів тому +3

    That was 🔥 Cuban sandwich. 😂

  • @bleachdragon88
    @bleachdragon88 10 днів тому +3

    Omg! The Cuban accent is so good 😂

  • @TheLefaLife
    @TheLefaLife 10 днів тому +2

    Still got it.

  • @SunnyLovetts
    @SunnyLovetts 5 днів тому

    A class in crowd work for sure! 🤣

  • @tyroneevansfloyd
    @tyroneevansfloyd 10 днів тому +51

    He is our millennial Bill Blurr and Dave Chappelle.

    • @sisamusudroka3000
      @sisamusudroka3000 10 днів тому +5

      Nah Dave chappelle is a reach, you can be a fan of Andrew but this is just glazing 😂

    • @RSpracticalshooting
      @RSpracticalshooting 10 днів тому +5

      @@sisamusudroka3000 yeah people saying he's their top 5 of all time and shit, they must not know more than 5 comedians. Andrew is funny but he's far from being up there with the greats like Burr and Chappelle.

    • @tyroneevansfloyd
      @tyroneevansfloyd 10 днів тому +2

      I said he is our millennial version of bill and Dave.

    • @RSpracticalshooting
      @RSpracticalshooting 10 днів тому +1

      @@tyroneevansfloyd except worse in every way, so no. Shane Gillis and Mark Normand are way funnier.

    • @jon466
      @jon466 10 днів тому +3

      Bill burr and Dave are already the millennial versions . What are you even saying? You talking about gen z maybe?

  • @stranger_91
    @stranger_91 10 днів тому

    I want to know how in the heck is your process to learn so much about every culture and nationalities😂😂😂. The goat

  • @SuperbikeDiscovery
    @SuperbikeDiscovery 10 днів тому

    Lmaoooo this guy is so good

  • @sidTheWatcher
    @sidTheWatcher 10 днів тому +1

    ive never seen a comedy show with that much life in the room

  • @cartelmoney
    @cartelmoney 10 днів тому

    I only read the title and thought.... I'm interested lol

  • @realemiele.franco736
    @realemiele.franco736 6 днів тому

    He never fails to crack my ribcage from laughin so hard😂😂😂

  • @Chris-Someguy
    @Chris-Someguy 10 днів тому

    Please come to Halifax, Canada before youre too big 😂

  • @EverythingRomeo_84
    @EverythingRomeo_84 10 днів тому

    He is goated. He can say pretty much anything. I love real comedy like how it used to be.

  • @albertpeterson5585
    @albertpeterson5585 5 днів тому +1

    ...Jeremy Clarkaon's "Germans can't say 'squirrel' " joke redux.

  • @yeahmadvault
    @yeahmadvault 3 дні тому

    Where can we see the full video

  • @onemanavenger6616
    @onemanavenger6616 10 днів тому

    The efficiency joke is so south Florida he put on a clinic with this clip

  • @glintrhmj
    @glintrhmj 10 днів тому +2

    Hezi the goat 🐐 😂😂😂 it’s a bat signal for latinos is wild 😂😂

  • @Mintaka.
    @Mintaka. 9 днів тому

    Where are the roadtrip, behind the scenes clips?

  • @AntiSocialYogg
    @AntiSocialYogg 10 днів тому +1

    I wish I knew you came to Fort Lauderdale!!!!!!!!!!! I would've bought tickets!!!! I wish I saw the whole show!!!

  • @SavageBunny1
    @SavageBunny1 10 днів тому +1

    The condom joke hit home 😂😂

  • @BeKozTube
    @BeKozTube 10 днів тому +1

    Does anyone know that song at the end?

  • @Cubanguy1977
    @Cubanguy1977 4 дні тому

    As a cuban i approve if he ever makes it to Kentucky totally going to his show

  • @MRBANKS2008
    @MRBANKS2008 10 днів тому

    Saw Andrew at the moody center he killed it

  • @charan-xq5bd
    @charan-xq5bd 10 днів тому +21

    Love from India❤

  • @jmssun
    @jmssun 9 днів тому +1

    3:30 Comedian by day, crime fighting Seagull-Man by night

  • @de1here
    @de1here 6 днів тому

    A New Yorker will never run out of jokes, saw him at comedy club last year, fkn hilarious

  • @comedyspin9156
    @comedyspin9156 6 днів тому

    Andrew Schulz is awesome, 👍.

  • @rubenvargas4233
    @rubenvargas4233 9 днів тому

    The joke about Cubans! LMAO😂

  • @oatmealformana
    @oatmealformana 10 днів тому +1

    BABE WAKE UP! ANDREW SCHULZ UPLOADED!

  • @QAAAA1212
    @QAAAA1212 10 днів тому

    Hezi ❤

  • @darkassassin1987
    @darkassassin1987 10 днів тому +1

    This dude can go to any city and kill you! That punch line against San Antonio in the Austin show was killer. #sewagekids 😂😂

  • @_.F0X._
    @_.F0X._ 6 днів тому

    Damn he killed us 😂😂😂😂

  • @omarrivera2603
    @omarrivera2603 8 днів тому +1

    Dead on your cuban accent!😂

  • @Laneline5000
    @Laneline5000 6 днів тому +1

    Dude has the 'do not leave me alone with children' mustache. LOL

  • @Hugo-Hernandez
    @Hugo-Hernandez 10 днів тому +1

    Coming from a Latino, he ain’t wrong 😂😂. Awesome show in Atlanta.

  • @dexter7043
    @dexter7043 10 днів тому +1

    Brilksint

  • @LordDonnington725
    @LordDonnington725 2 дні тому

    3:30, dude turned into a seagull for a sec

  • @phobowl
    @phobowl 9 днів тому

    Literally eating a Cubano sandwich as I’m watching. White bread/ Swiss cheese/ ham/ pickle yup he got it alright

  • @YanYnwa
    @YanYnwa 8 днів тому +1

    I can tell he fully immerse himself in other cultures for these jokes

  • @vimwmiv7003
    @vimwmiv7003 6 днів тому +2

    Hey Andrew, can you look into the connections between clowns and the Nephilim?

  • @derail6996
    @derail6996 7 днів тому

    Reminds me of my Cuban abuelos!

  • @Viralbutnotyet
    @Viralbutnotyet 6 днів тому

    As a Colombian, I found this to be an exquisite performance.

  • @ezatron9766
    @ezatron9766 10 днів тому

    Andrew looking like Dr robotnik from the first sonic movie

  • @P100D.
    @P100D. 10 днів тому +2

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @everything._.nonchalant37
    @everything._.nonchalant37 10 днів тому +15

    To bad he's not on Netflix I really love his specials

    • @TheSupart91
      @TheSupart91 10 днів тому +3

      He only has one special on Netflix but yea he needs more tbh

    • @allouttabubblegum1984
      @allouttabubblegum1984 10 днів тому +6

      Boycott Netflix, they promote pdf fillia with Cuties.

    • @mulder1013
      @mulder1013 10 днів тому +3

      Netflix wanted him to edit jokes out of his special so he bought it back and put it out himself

    • @dieterdohlen6386
      @dieterdohlen6386 10 днів тому

      If you put the name of his special into google, the friendly search engine will provide you with links where you can watch it.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 10 днів тому

      Why would you want to watch him on pay TV when you can pay him directly or eventually get it for free on YT?? Makes zero sense. F... Netflix

  • @2huer09
    @2huer09 10 днів тому +1

    Andrew is a fool🤣😂👏🏼

  • @josippranjic9845
    @josippranjic9845 10 днів тому +1

    My favourite comedian. No diddy.

  • @uchihaclan77
    @uchihaclan77 9 днів тому +1

    He understands cultures like no other 😂

  • @emmanuelpascal66
    @emmanuelpascal66 21 годину тому

    That was time capture disguised as comedy…legend

  • @MrJRHEBERT
    @MrJRHEBERT 10 днів тому +2

    Kyle Dunnigan did this joke years ago

  • @chevychooch
    @chevychooch 6 днів тому

    Man im dumb mad these dudes bought out all the MSG tickets before i even got the chance too 😤

  • @Elite02k
    @Elite02k 10 днів тому +2

    i just imagine akash back stage ready to be stroked by andrew like he's dr. evil's bald cat.

  • @JADE-vc3dt
    @JADE-vc3dt 10 днів тому

    Latinos be on another dimension 😂😂😅💔💔😅😂😂

  • @ghstletter5978
    @ghstletter5978 5 днів тому

    Changing the gameeeee, multi-cultural jokes, doesn't matter if you're a Schultz hater you gotta throw respect on emmm

  • @Gabrilos505
    @Gabrilos505 10 днів тому

    A little bit more, and he would cross over to the Tony Montana accent, which is great

  • @mogheanil
    @mogheanil 10 днів тому

    u gotta make it out of something they r afraid of, like a condom" 🤣💀

  • @whoogoesthere
    @whoogoesthere 9 днів тому

    Bro is a savage!

  • @yaguybario8436
    @yaguybario8436 10 днів тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Dan-cn6zp
    @Dan-cn6zp 10 днів тому +1

    🙌💥❤️

  • @jgt6795
    @jgt6795 2 дні тому

    A cuban here, great jokes. I started laughing 15 minutes after I finished the video😂

  • @pelanebaat
    @pelanebaat 10 днів тому

    You can't get pissed at the guy... him and aakash are similar in comedic styles but really at the edge

  • @user-qd4mm2zq5u
    @user-qd4mm2zq5u 6 днів тому

    I no fraid of pooosy lmao 🤣