Colonel Bogey. (AKA Hitler has only got one ball).
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- Опубліковано 20 бер 2023
- "Colonel Bogey March" Written by Kenneth J. Alford (1916)
Lyrics written by unknown allied servicemen during World War 2.
This version recorded by Tony and Katie, March 2023.
"Rommel has 4 or 5"
This man is honoured even in the smallest way
Yes, credit where it is due, etc! 😊
@@Northern-Sounds why there were way better generals in the army IMO and also Hitler was pretty good himself he gets way too much hate
he took the others
@@pandertv2235 your wild man
@@pandertv2235 I wouldn't put it past him!! 😂👍😊 Thankyou.
Hitler: You don't have the balls to defeat us.
Churchill: At least I have balls.
Churchill fat and gay
Hitler : you dont have the balls to try defeat us
Church Hill : atleast i have 2.
meanwhile churchill taking cups of tee on his island while the reals man are fighting on Eastern front
@@emptyemail619 you can’t expect the prime minister to literally go out there and fight
and churchill the chad volunteered for d-day
@@emptyemail619 Did that reltiH (backwards) ever fought in the front?
(I'm not counting Ww1)
I think my favorite part of this song is that Rommel has 4-5 balls. Rommel who was pressured into suicide by Hitler, due to the fact that he was doing *too* well as a general and Hitler was paranoid people might like him more. So 4-5 balls, means that he gots the 3 missing balls from Hitler and Goebbels.
That's fascinating. I knew a bit about Rommel but not that. Thankyou very much. I wonder if he had specially tailored underpants!!! LOL 😀👍
He was pressured into suicide because they believed he was involved in the Stauffenberg plot to overthrow the nazi regime. He was thinking about it but didn’t want to kill Hitler rather trial him. That is because he swore an oath to protect hitlers life at all times and Rommel ain’t no damn oath breaker!
Actually... nope
It was because Rommel was involved in an Assasination Attempt (Operation Valkyrie), where he May or May not have participated.
So Hitler, being the paranoic dingua he was, thought it was Rommel, and gave him 2 options.
Either he killed himself with Cyanide, or his whole family gets executed.
Erwin, being the badass he was chose the brave way out, and drank his cyanide.
Hitler then said he (rommel) was a hero 😂
@@History_Nurd That's awful. Poor Erwin Rommel: a very courageous man indeed. Thankyou very much for the info. 👍😊
@@Northern-Soundsi would be hesitant to feel any sorrow for a nazi.
My last 3 braincells coming together during my history exam only to recite this song word for word on loop
😅👍❤️ I'm sure it'll warrant a very high grade!! LOL. Thankyou very much.
i have that kind of history techer, that would give me extra points for this lmao
@@kymyniasty LOL. That's good to know! Thankyou very much. 😂👍😊
@@Northern-Sounds Your still commenting 2 months later thats crazy this song is fire btw!
@@CentralWestWVWX I know. It's been a huge surprise to us! Thankyou very much. 😊👍
I love how Rommel went other way around and has too much of them just like in his operations
Yeah, I found that very funny too. Thankyou very much. 😊👍
He stole them from the others
@@Ocoro_ Undoubtedly!! LOL 😂 Thankyou very much. 👍😊
Songs come and go but the classics remain forever
Thankyou very much. They certainly do, mate!
My history teacher asked us to sing the war song so I was the only one who sang a song, and that was "Horst Wessel lied". Even though my class and the history teacher applauded me, I wish I could go back in time and sing this instead.
Thankyou very much, that's an interesting anecdote and very kind of you. 😊👍
I wish I sang horst Wessel lied, both songs are bangers
@@teanott5073 the problem is that this is Nazi song so I didn't get a grade for that
Very ballsy to sing the Nazi Anthem
@@USSFFRU yes I am
Rommel took the others’ balls, and Rudolf Hess is just so confusing that they have no idea what the hell is going on with him
Lol
LOL👍😂😊
@kizr Indeed he did. Thankyou very much. 😊👍
@kizr (that's the joke, they had no idea what he was thinking or doing)
@kizrgd in his defense many within Britain, including the Daily Mail and the former king, had voiced support for the Nazis before the war, so it's understandable why he'd think that such a stupid plan might work.
A possible 4th verse:
Rader, he lost his at sea,
Heydrich, 'e never had any
Horthy, he'd stolen 40,
And poor Gobbels, had no balls at all!
Great song btw!
That's brilliant!! LOVE IT❤️👍👏😊🤣
@@Northern-Sounds Thanks!
Rommel had 4 or 5 since birth
That is where Hitler's ball went I guess
Let's update this for the 21st Century. Putin has only got one ball, Jinping has two but very small, Akhundzada (leader of the Afghan Taliban) has somethin' similar, and poor Jong-un has no balls at all.
"Where the fishes took out their dishes, and ate scallops and bollocks for tea" masterful writing, truly british.
Yeah, it was an effort for me to sing without laughing: you can hear it in my voice if you listen closely! 😂👍
@@Northern-Sounds This song feels like the original version, it just has that energy of the 40's. Not that'd I'd know, but.
@@HarryJCook Thankyou very much. 👍😊
We going to invade Normandy with this one 🔥🔥🔥
Well, that seems reasonable since they invaded us in 1066!! 😂 Thankyou very much for watching and your comment. 😊
We going to escape Dunkirk with this one 🔥🔥🔥
At least Rommel got respected. Mans a chad fr
😊Thankyou very much. My Gt. Uncle was in 8th Army and liked to say how even they had enormous respect for the "desert fox".
@@Northern-Sounds i mean he was anti n*zi
no fuck rommel him being forced to die doesnt make up for the fact that he was a horrendous war criminal
According to the Wikipedia page of this song, Rommel is the only person in the song stated to be hypermasculine, while everyone else is insulted on their masculinity.
Brilliant. This is the most comprehensive version I’ve found of the tune online.
Thankyou, that's very kind of you to say. 😊👍
Imagine you hear the enemy blasting this music in the middle of the battle
Good one , thankyou.
At least they respected Rommel more than anyone in the song
Yes indeed. Thankyou. 👍😊
Rommel was a pretty good general
@@greenpeaman1085 damn right
@@greenpeaman1085 Thankyou very much. 👍😊
@@greenpeaman1085 and also not racist
I like how even the British have respect for Rommel
Thankyou very much. 👍😊
Actual Fun fact: When Churchill heard the News that Rommel had committed Suicide (False Allegation by the Nazis to hide the true cause of death), He thought about giving him a state funeral inside Britain as well
Also Bernard Montgomery, Who Rommel himself regarded as his rival, was recorded as having lowered his head in Mourning.
Goes to show how much Respect Rommel had on both sides of the war
Also Rommel wasn't a Nazi either, infact rumours spread that Rommel helped to get Jews outside of German / Italian lines back to British Egypt and Soviet Russia to stop them. Although it's still just rumours, and he did treat Jews Pretty bad though.
@@Northern-Sounds"thank you very much" bro is Rommel in disguise 💀
@@archimedesfromteamfortress2 You're welcome, and thankyou too. I wouldn't put it past him!! 😂😊👍✌️
I mean, soldiers admired if someone was a good commander (especially if the said commander tries to save as many POWs as he can from the SS and giving them the best possible living quality)
Rommel has naturaly 2 balls, but due to Hitler and Goebel’s lack of balls he got them and now would have 5
Yeah, I bet that's how it happened! 😂 LOL. Thankyou very much. 😊👍
this is a quit unknown story, but many of the allied and mainly british victories during World War 2 were often just won by the something later described as "german ball loosing". It's when germans get in fear of loosing or having a hard time keeping the victory, they might loose on or more of their so-called "balls". though it is unknown if it's (like here) made by their very own mother or by cutting it off, or if it even happens as natural process.
That is fascinating. Thankyou. 👍😊
Franco, had a different tale.
His pair were hidden, they didn’t prevail.
Mussolini, he had a pair.
But they were caught up in a dare.
Tojo took them, now Mussolinis left unaware.
😊👍😂 Excellent rhyme!! Thankyou very much.
missed this one, but caught it today awesome
No worries Dirinda. Thanks very much. Have a great day. xx
Didn't expect Rudolph Hess to be here
I guess that's why he was given the benefit of the doubt r. e. his endowment!
Ya know when you wake up in the morning and this is what gets recommended to me, its a good morning
Awesome!! Thanks very much. Have a great day. 👍😊
Poor schmelling, was just a german boxer who got dragged into all of this.
Yeah, that's right. 😊👍 Thankyou very much.
Rommel stole everyone else’s balls.
He certainly did!! LOL 😂 Thankyou very much. 👍😊
No, it was Horty. In fact, the next stanza was:
Raeder, he has lost his at sea
Heydricht doesn't have any
Horty, he's stolen forty
But poor old Goebbles has no balls at all!
I hope Rommel can get looked at by a urologist to make sure the abnormal extra balls aren’t tumors.
He was gay so I just like to imagine he collected them or his sheer manliness manifested them. Both work
@@birdmcturd1626 LOL 😂👍😊
I bet he did!! LOL 😂Thankyou very much 😊👍
Bro got that bars 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥‼🔥‼🔥‼🔥
😊Thankyou very much.
We sang that as kids 🤣🤣🤣
LOL. It never gets old, does it!! xx
@@Northern-Sounds good memories of my grandma and grandad, thank you for that little flashback ❤️
@@Shaz73 You're welcome, and many thanks. xx
Only late 1940 kids remember this.
(Before their school was bombed by a Ju88)
Classic ways to cheer up your men and boost their moral is to created a march or a jokes that is telling them the enemy have none balls to fights them back !! Classy balls jokes never gets old humorous and effective 😂😂
Very true. Thankyou very much. 😊👍
Except for Rommel
@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 he got 9 balls !!! 🤣🤣🤣
Hehe balls
@@dolphingoreeaccount7395 Thankyou very much. 😊👍
Thank you for posting this. I knew that the Colonel Bogey March had some "off-color" lyrics but had never actually heard them until now.
You're welcome, and thankyou too. ✌️🤗❤️
The fact that He really got only one.
Thankyou to everyone who has commented. We apologise if we have missed anybody's comment. 😀 NS
Honors to the person who investigate his balls
LOL😂. Rather him than me!! Thankyou. 😊
This is a bop. Put this on in one of my R6 games and all the boys started singing.
Thankyou very much. We're glad you like it. ❤️🤗👍 PS. What is an R6?
@@Northern-Sounds I meant to say an R6 game. But it’s like a video game where you play online and I put this on while I was playing that game with my boys. But the full name of the game is Rainbow 6 Siege.
@@CaesarMarcusAurelius Thankyou. It sounds like fun. 🤗👍
Absolutely fantastic. This is unironically what patriotism is about for allied countries, from the UK to New Zealand. I must show my great grandmother's this next time I see this as theyre from the North of England. Much love.
Thankyou very much. We hope your Gt. Grandmother enjoys it too. We're also northern English: from Yorkshire. Best wishes. 😊👍❤️
@@Northern-Sounds My (maternal) grandmother and (paternal) great grandmother are from Yorkshire too! The lake district! Obviously now in New Zealand but still share songs from this era. That's awesome and yes, thanks again x They grew up during WW2 and had to move to the South or immigatte here as wee girls, so they love this stuff. :)
@@mspaint93 Thanks again. We're they on the £10 assisted emigration scheme? 3 or 4 of my aunties emigrated in the 1960's on it. One went to N. Z. I don't know where exactly though, I only recall seeing any of them once! 😊✌️👍❤️🤗
PS. I guess they went during the war so ignore my last silly question!! 🤔👍😊
This disstrack goes hard
Thankyou very much
I can't stop listening
Thankyou very much indeed. ✌️❤️🤗
According to AC/DC everyone has big balls.
Everyone except Jerry Lee Lewis whose balls spontaneously combusted😁👍
How do they know 🤨
Great job on the song, and congrats on over 300k views! That's awesome and well deserved.
Thankyou again Mike. We had a lot of fun doing this one. You can hear me stifle laughter here and there! 😂❤️✌️🤗
I've never heard this version. I only knew
Hitler, has only got on ball
Göring, has two but very small
Himmler, is rather similar
And poor old Goebbels, has no balls, at all.
But there are loads of versions after all. And sometimes people would mix and match the verses.
Thankyou. Yeah, I cobbled this version together from 3 versions! 😊👍🤗✌️
Aight here, doing this for a party lmao
Hitler, has only got one ball
Göring, has two but very small
Himmler, had something similar
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all
Rommel, has 4 or 5 I guess
No one is quite sure about Rudolph Hess
And Schmelings always yelling
But poor old Goebbels still has no balls
Rader, he lost his at sea
Heydrich, He never had any
Horthy, he'd stolen 40
But poor old Goebbels still has none at all
Mussolini, he had a regular pair
But they were caught up, in a daring dare
Tojo took them and Franco hid them
But poor old Goebbels couldn't find them, at all
I'll make sure to credit everyone
Northern Sounds, Heisenberger99, TyranNavy, denkje menner
Thankyou very much. That's brilliant. I wish I'd had those extra verses when recording it!! 🤣😊👏👍👌🤗❤️😎😀
I went to the Albert Hall, and i can confirm Hitler's other ball is in there
Excellent!! LOL. Was it particularly small? 😂👍😊
I remember as a kid in the early fifties we used to sing
Sunshine will make the grass grow green
Horseshit will do the same damn thing
For the life of me I can't remember the rest of the words I wish I could
Thankyou very much. That's very funny. Please let me know if you remember the rest. Best wishes. ✌️🤗❤️
Reminds me of that film staring Danny La Rue 😂😂 Awesome guys ✌️🌹❤️💯
LOL. Thanks Dodge! (Wish I'd thought of that, could've been an opportunity to dust off the old, er, candleabra!!) xx
@@Northern-Sounds lolz 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You guys are so underrated, you deserve a whole lot more subs , views 👏 💖
@@Badger69-96 Ah, bless you Dodge. C'est la vie. Better a peck of corn than a pound of grit! xx
What film was that?
I wish I knew these lyrics when I was in elementary school many decades ago.
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏!
Better late than never, eh!? Thankyou very much. ✌️❤️🤗
Stalin has only got one ball
Roosevelt has two but very small
De Gaulle has something similar
but poor Chiang Kai shek has no balls at all
LOL. 😂 Thankyou.
I always heard the third line as “Göhring, had a ball bearing”.
LOL😂 Thankyou very much. ✌️❤️🤗
I think this song was made to piss Goebbels more than Hitler
He’s to busy eating a cake to get mad.
Yeah, one ball is surely better than none!! 😂 Thankyou😊
@@Northern-Sounds this song is probably just a kick in the non-existent balls of Goebbels
@@louisnall3102 Thats probably Goring
@@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul Goebbels is Goebbeling Deez nuts
Pretty sure this is the greatest thing the British have ever done 😂
Yeah, probably!! 😊
Counterpoint, Operation mincemeat: the greatest instance of trolling in human history
Well,well,hang on,we did accidentally (and with some help from the French) create Canada and Canadians. And everyone loves the Canadians
@@birdmcturd1626colonising a bunch of Eskimos is hardly accidental.
@@mappingshaman5280 Yeah but we didn’t intend to leave and create a new country (Canada)
Rare British W.
Thankyou very much. 👍😊
@@Northern-Sounds No problem.
@@Northern-Soundsbut he said "rare" so that means that it doesn't happen much
@@hungryhamster4567 Well yeah because they put beans on toast. Well hopefully I got it right I have short term memory loss.
@aaa439101 yes, and we also invented that pie with the fish heads sticking out. It's not on the same level as dishwasher salmon, but yeah, our british food isn't the best
Omg... This reminds me of something that came, in a German comedy show on German TV, where exactly this themed... xD
I laughed me ass off back then...
LOL 😂 Excellent, thank you 👍👌
Fun fact: Joe Louis actually became friends with Schmeling after WW2.
That's great. Someone new for Schmelling to yell at!! LOL😂. Thank you. 😊✌️👍
Goering got normal balls,only his balls are outshined by his ginirmosity
Thankyou! 👍😊
Lmfaoooooooooo that brought back every childhood memory
😄👍😊Thankyou very much indeed. We are so glad you like it.
Wartime British people were something else
They certainly were. 😊❤️🤗👍
I remember as a kid I had a gramophone and I played the original song and my mum randomly started singing along to it with these lyrics
That's fascinating, thankyou. Was it from the soundtrack of "Bridge over the river Kwai"? 👍✌️
@@Northern-Sounds i don’t think so it was a little Edison bell 78rpm record with entry of the gladiators on the other side. I did some research and it must be from before 1930, hope that helps 👍
@@Bowlerbob Thankyou. Yes, I know the sort of thing you mean, I have a few such 78's. I will look on you tube to see if yours is uploaded by anybody as I am very interested to hear it. 😊👍✌️
@@Northern-Sounds i tried to find another copy of the record but failed since some Edison bell records are quite rare
@@Bowlerbob That's a pity. I tried finding it on here but to no avail. I hope it shows up for you soon. 😊
Well the UA-cam algorithm is playing games with me this evening, for sure😂😂😂
😂🤣Oh dear, whatever next, eh! LOL. Thankyou and best wishes. 😊👍
Best song
Thankyou very much indeed. ❤️🤗✌️
I was humming this dammed thing while I was in court today. This version is top class. I love it.
Thankyou very much. We hope it helped a bit. ✌️❤️🤗
@@Northern-Sounds Yeah. It scared opposing counsel for sure!
@@AjayKumarMumbai Great stuff!! ✌️❤️🤗
We makin it out of dunkirk with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
That's great! Thank you very much. 👍✌️😊
Great song 🎵 I remember singing this as a kid 😂 although I think the wording was a bit different I think
Thankyou. It's a sort of hybrid version cobbled together from 2 or 3 different ones. 😊👍
Dude i got this song on the class song playlist!!!!
Lmaoo
Excellent. Thankyou very much. 👍😊
My 13 year old son thinks this is the greatest song in the world. Started singing it in a German bar in the Philippines. Nein, nein, nein! Verboten!
😂👍😊 Thankyou very much. That's really funny.
I love how Rommel has more because of his batshittery courageous and craziness
Also, he stole them from hitler and the other guy
LOL. Yeah, me too! Thank you very much. 😂✌️👍
this song becomes funnier when you learn there are medical documents showing hitler seriously does only have one ball
😂WOW! I thought it was just a myth. Thankyou. ✌️🤗❤️
Me encanto esta cancion que bella!!!❤❤❤
GRACIAS, muy apreciado/a. Hablo muy poco espanol. 👍❤️😊
Que guay
Schmeling had good reason for yelling. Joe Louis broke one of his ribs. They hauled Schmeling straight from Yankee Stadium to hospital.
Thankyou. I didn't know that. I'd have been yelling too. ✌️❤️🤗
Erwin Rommel Haven't Got Roasted, He Got Praised
That's true! 👍 Thankyou.
No wonder that little bugger was always Angry.
LOL. It wasn't simply that his lederhosen were too tight!! 😂✌️❤️
THIS IS ROCKIN'
Thankyou very much👍😊
@@Northern-Sounds your welcome
THIS BEAT IS FIRE 🔥
Thankyou, very much. We are glad you like it 😊🎶
Never knew so many verses to it!
Thankyou very much. I compiled it from 3 versions! ✌️👍
The Rommel one got me lmao
Masterpiece
Thankyou very much. That's most kind of you. 👍😊
Ive been listening to this on loop, even while reading the bible😅
Thankyou very much indeed, that's brilliant, we are so glad you like it. Best wishes. 😊👍🤗❤️
That's the spirit!
Thankyou 👍😊
Hitler looks like Thomas the Tank Engine when he smiles bro
LOL, YEAH, I see what you mean. 🤔😂👍😊
@@Northern-Sounds Thomas the Panzer Engine
@@Therat757 😂👍😊
Lotta balls huh?
Expect for Gobbler
Yes indeed!! Thankyou. 👍😊
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA GOLD AND LINKING UP WITH THE AMERICANS AT OMAHA WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Excellent. Thankyou very much. 👍✌️
Lovely !
Thankyou, very much. 😊
This is a bop ngl
Thankyou very much. 👍😊
Where did you get the music of Colonel Bogey without the singing voices, it sounds so nice!
My partner and i did it on a guitar and drum pad with tin foil , glad you like it .😀
Legendary song
Thankyou very much. 😀
We will never know how many balls Rudolf Hess has (we aren't sure)
No, I guess there's no way of knowing! ✌️🤗❤️
Quisling got his eaten by grizzly,
Mannerheim has found his all nine,
Tito, stole ones of Tiso,
And poor old Goebells had no balls at all!
LOL 😂. That's great, thank you. ✌️❤️🤗
This based song is still going strong among British gen z!
You can't keep a good song down, eh!? 😂 Thankyou very much. Best wishes. ✌️🤗❤️
According to my YT recap, this is my 3rd most listened to song of this year. Lol
WOW!! That's brilliant. Thankyou very much indeed. We are really glad that you like it. ✌️👍❤️🤗😎🎶
I literally love this viseo
Thankyou very much indeed. That's very kind of you. 🤗❤️✌️
At the end he just says “no balls…” which made me laugh so hard
LOL. Thankyou very much. 😂👍❤️
@@Northern-Sounds no problem:)
My right ball was replaced with hitlers old ball
😂LOL 😂 Thankyou very much. ✌️❤️🤗
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE OMAHA BEACH WITH THIS ONE 🥶🥶🔥💯💯🔥💯🔥🥶💯🔥💯🔥
LOL 😂 Thankyou very much. 😊👍
Getting the "mumps" can destroy one or both!
I didn't know that. Thank you very much. ✌️
Rommel must’ve had reverse mumps because he grew a pair
Germany: Shotguns are immoral!
USA:
Edit: WRONG VIDEO
people still sing this in australia
That's cool!! Thanks for letting us know. ✌️❤️
"The other is in the Albert hall" made me laugh
Thankyou. Yeah, it's a great line! 😂✌️❤️🤗
Jokes aside, this actually hits hard
Thankyou very much. That's greatly appreciated. ✌️❤️🤗
Before the invasion of the USSR Hitler was warned: "There is so cold that you'll freeze your balls off", but he thought he was safe 'cuz he had only one ball
😂LOL. Thankfully he failed to heed the warning! Thankyou very much. 👍😎✌️❤️
Hitler, has only got one ball!
Evidently!! LOL😂👍😊
None. No balls. Hitler is a coward.
Is it the apple tree?
or the concord tree?
I heard both of them and not quite sure which one is the one
Isn't "The other is in the Albert Hall" a reference to the Volkshalle, whose architect was Albert Speer?
It could well be. Thankyou. 😊👍❤️✌️