Everything Wrong With Hotel Transylvania In 11 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубліковано 9 лип 2018
  • Hotel Transylvania is one of those movie's that's short and kind of feels humorous in your memory, but when you go back through it looking for sins ends up just being surprisingly boring. Oh well, good thing they made three of these things.
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  • @bb_2555
    @bb_2555 3 роки тому +1998

    If Quasimodo is technically a human, and he's making "human pot pie," that's blatant cannibalism.

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 3 роки тому +41

      If he was a normal human, he wouldn’t be allowed at Hotel Transylvania

    • @soappistunes6041
      @soappistunes6041 2 роки тому +28

      @Swag Monke I mean Judge Frollo _did_ call him a monster and a demon (I believe), so I guess that kind of counts?

    • @Raphael_27
      @Raphael_27 2 роки тому +42

      by that logic, the movie is saying cannibals are monsters. Which is kinda true.

    • @goosebumpsemiliano9104
      @goosebumpsemiliano9104 2 роки тому +25

      he's french. That's all you need

    • @mehmzay3022
      @mehmzay3022 2 роки тому +3

      They make fun of him that makes it ok

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 5 років тому +3683

    1st movie: *Garlic makes my throat swell.*
    3rd movie: *Garlic makes me fart.*

    • @petewentzfrommychemicalrom7249
      @petewentzfrommychemicalrom7249 4 роки тому +327

      Fart jokes > consistency

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 роки тому +53

      The two aren't mutually exclusive...

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 4 роки тому +176

      @@PerfectAlibi1 ??? He literally told Johnny that it would make his throat swell up, but his throat didn't swell up in the third movie. It's inconsistent.

    • @mysterioussunshine2026
      @mysterioussunshine2026 4 роки тому +10

      Wow

    • @idk-uv7mt
      @idk-uv7mt 3 роки тому +24

      This series has a lot of plot holes

  • @danynes4710
    @danynes4710 5 років тому +5218

    Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein was not the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein WAS the monster.

    • @ericjanhanussen3250
      @ericjanhanussen3250 5 років тому +183

      Clever

    • @danynes4710
      @danynes4710 5 років тому +181

      Eric Jan Hanussen thanks. Wish I could take credit for it. I heard it somewhere. Can’t remember where.

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 4 роки тому +69

      PSI is knowing both of them were Frankenstein.

    • @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210
      @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 4 роки тому +20

      Danyne S I think it was a Film Theory video. Matpat talks about whether you could actually make an undead monster.

    • @lukehodes1670
      @lukehodes1670 4 роки тому +8

      BIG BRAIN

  • @atem420
    @atem420 5 років тому +2425

    “If only Martha were here to see this.”
    *_-wHy dId yOu sAy tHaT nAmE-_*

    • @mascarasblancas6183
      @mascarasblancas6183 4 роки тому +45

      How did you do that with *why did you say that name* ?

    • @naan000
      @naan000 4 роки тому +12

      wait I don’t get it

    • @atem420
      @atem420 4 роки тому +45

      @@naan000 Batman vs Superman reference

    • @maceyhenry2755
      @maceyhenry2755 4 роки тому +28

      I heard this and immediately though of Martha dumptruck from Heathers (I probably misspelled that name and most people probably don’t get this comment)
      And no don’t ask me anything about heathers I don’t know much just a few names

    • @krewmate5791
      @krewmate5791 3 роки тому +3

      @@atem420 the batman and superman reference was actually a reference to I love lucy

  • @jeaninelane6203
    @jeaninelane6203 5 років тому +3653

    he said his throat swells when he eats garlic but in the third movie he eats it and all he does is fart!

    • @Liv-eb9yv
      @Liv-eb9yv 5 років тому +55

      Jeanine Lane Yes! Was just going to comment that

    • @jennielizabethedwards5068
      @jennielizabethedwards5068 5 років тому +136

      It's garlic oil not actual garlic.

    • @laurachesher4073
      @laurachesher4073 5 років тому +24

      I know right. I say this every time I watch it

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 5 років тому +16

      Have you ever heard of exaggeration?

    • @AlaskanWildChild
      @AlaskanWildChild 5 років тому +58

      I was thinking the exact same thing! Maybe liquid garlic and solid garlic have different effects. IDK.

  • @jadenova
    @jadenova 5 років тому +4180

    Something you might have missed is that the Invisible Man is naked throughout these movies. The only thing he wears is glasses.

    • @bellasara103
      @bellasara103 5 років тому +163

      jadenova and those swim trunks too.

    • @forbidize
      @forbidize 5 років тому +20

      😂😂😂😂😂true

    • @wildernessoutdoors3174
      @wildernessoutdoors3174 5 років тому +69

      Finally someone else who recognised thus

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 5 років тому +132

      Unless he's just wearing invisible clothes too. Except for his glasses.

    • @kirb3963
      @kirb3963 5 років тому +40

      This is also obvious in hotel Transylvania 2.

  • @MonikaLover
    @MonikaLover 5 років тому +5681

    The first Hotel Transylvania movie is actually pretty good, but then the 2nd and 3rd one were just cash ins

    • @wetjerry3267
      @wetjerry3267 5 років тому +414

      Especially the third one!

    • @skyj2172
      @skyj2172 4 роки тому +494

      Hotel transylvania: Really Good
      Hotel Transylvania 2: Pretty damn good
      Hotel Transylvania 3: Absolute Dogshit.

    • @veryberryblue8454
      @veryberryblue8454 4 роки тому +16

      dkjsbiavrubdhd ah, a man of culture

    • @toasterwitch5475
      @toasterwitch5475 4 роки тому +14

      True

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 4 роки тому +79

      Yeah, Hotel Transylvania is one of those cash-grab franchises that just got worse as the series went on.
      Like Hotel Transylvania 1 had a lot more problems than people want you to think, but at least it’s praise is justifiable since there was a Twilight jab and it sometimes tried to be heartfelt. *Nostalgia Critic fanbrats like Sergio Jurado threaten to bash me like someone who’s just jealous of the “it’ just for kids” excuse, and when they try to do that, they are punished forever, unless they can improve upon the error of their ways)*

  • @HellBorn99
    @HellBorn99 4 роки тому +863

    You forgot to sin one part.
    After the scene at 7:10, they both hide behind the chimney and Mavis somehow manages to look at the sun without actually being hit by the sunlight.

    • @sammyhampster6141
      @sammyhampster6141 2 роки тому +9

      And when the screen pans behind them you can't see the chimney

    • @MyVwccStar2023
      @MyVwccStar2023 11 місяців тому +1

      I thought that was because she was standing behind Johnny...Johnny was basically blocking the sun from hitting her at least that's what I thought

    • @HellBorn99
      @HellBorn99 11 місяців тому

      @@MyVwccStar2023 Even if she was she would only be able to see the sun if she was looking at it, and there's no way to do that without getting hit by light

  • @littlemeap7418
    @littlemeap7418 5 років тому +865

    Did anyone hear Dracula say
    “You remember nothing of this sin counter.”

  • @The_golden_drummer
    @The_golden_drummer 5 років тому +659

    "Don't you bring E.T. into this Mavis, don't you dare! DAMNIT!!!" Classic!

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 4 роки тому +1

      They act like a movie can't use a moon and it NOT be associated with ET that film does not OWN the fucking moon or a moon shot so the moon is fair game. Fuck off CinemaSins in fact they can go fuck themselves

    • @ihavelemonade5640
      @ihavelemonade5640 4 роки тому +11

      @@homelesshannah50 then why are you watching this if you hate cinemasins? You seem like someone who eats the whole fucking meal at the restaurant and then says it was horrible

    • @idk-uv7mt
      @idk-uv7mt 3 роки тому +2

      @@ihavelemonade5640 huh?

    • @ihavelemonade5640
      @ihavelemonade5640 3 роки тому +2

      @@idk-uv7mt someone probably deleted their comment, idk it was 7 months ago

    • @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr
      @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr 3 роки тому +1

      love your pfp

  • @Caski16
    @Caski16 5 років тому +1452

    6:28 i know that tecnicly he is saying "you will remember nothing of this encounter", but with the accent and the way he say it, am i the only one who thinks he say "you will remember nothing of the sin counter"?
    Is dracula aware of being a movie and trying to get sin reductions?

    • @mayocult2025
      @mayocult2025 5 років тому +25

      Maybe

    • @transparentlemon
      @transparentlemon 5 років тому +42

      Yeah I heard that too. I thought it was edited honestly

    • @Sanpelcal
      @Sanpelcal 5 років тому +4

      Santiago Cascardo no

    • @Sanpelcal
      @Sanpelcal 5 років тому +3

      Transparent Lemon it is edited stupid

    • @transparentlemon
      @transparentlemon 5 років тому +15

      super hot potato no it’s not stupid

  • @LesbianWitchAcademia
    @LesbianWitchAcademia 4 роки тому +105

    Quick note about mind controlling through the airplane glass: It's implied the reason it didn't work on Johnny was because his contacts change the way light enters his eyes, thus messing up drac's mind control. Windows wouldn't have that problem.

  • @Berd
    @Berd 5 років тому +2281

    1:50
    He gives the couple of tiny little gremlin people (of which have a total of 4 (four) arms) just ONE pamphlet. Only seconds later we see him give a pink fish beast (who has a total of 4 (four) arms) 4 pamphlets all to himself. Why did this not get mention?

  • @DamnDaimen
    @DamnDaimen 5 років тому +489

    Shoulda removed a sin for the adorable little girl werewolf, then added it back for shamelessly exploiting cuteness.

    • @cryptidcreates9942
      @cryptidcreates9942 5 років тому +17

      DamnDaimen
      Agreed.

    • @jordaannelson2628
      @jordaannelson2628 5 років тому +1

      Fuck you everybody stop fucking sinning movies it's just pissing me off by this point

    • @bigolravioli7171
      @bigolravioli7171 5 років тому +10

      @@jordaannelson2628 Do you think replying to a video that's 8 months old will help with your "issue"?

    • @jordaannelson2628
      @jordaannelson2628 5 років тому +1

      @@bigolravioli7171 I don't know maybe CinemaSins will actually see this you never know

    • @tvfort8886
      @tvfort8886 5 років тому +6

      Jordaan Nelson fucking idiot

  • @andreagadaleta
    @andreagadaleta 4 роки тому +233

    when dracula said “this encounter” i for real thought he said “sin counter” no joke

  • @PhoenixKnight777
    @PhoenixKnight777 3 роки тому +271

    The only good joke in this movie is the “That’s kinda racist” joke.

    • @i-am-qwerty
      @i-am-qwerty 3 роки тому +6

      yeah

    • @riffraff7942
      @riffraff7942 2 роки тому +14

      I beg to differ. I chuckle at a lot of different points in this movie

  • @boysansbacher
    @boysansbacher 5 років тому +314

    6:25 _You remember nothing of this *Sin Counter*..._

  • @MidwestSirenProductions
    @MidwestSirenProductions 5 років тому +476

    Not gonna lie, but I totally thought Drac at 6:28 said "You will remember nothing of the sin counter" geez I think he'd be good at CinemaSins!

    • @sethjustice2994
      @sethjustice2994 5 років тому

      I thought the same

    • @razmerade4072
      @razmerade4072 5 років тому +7

      This comment is underrated!

    • @miwwie1504
      @miwwie1504 5 років тому

      Isn't it what he said?

    • @MidwestSirenProductions
      @MidwestSirenProductions 5 років тому +5

      He originally said "You will remember nothing of this encounter"

    • @thepowerfulkiller8474
      @thepowerfulkiller8474 5 років тому

      Midwest Siren Productions yeah his pronounciation of “this encounter”sounded like sin counter

  • @PotatoSaladMonkey
    @PotatoSaladMonkey 3 роки тому +181

    8:06 Wait, Quasimodo is a human made of flesh with physical deformities, theres no WAY he wouldn't break and bloody up his foot, kicking *a knight made of solid metal...*

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 3 роки тому +3

      He’s clearly not human

    • @vin_ce_nt_
      @vin_ce_nt_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@thedude8457 he is

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 2 роки тому +2

      @@vin_ce_nt_ no he ain’t

    • @vin_ce_nt_
      @vin_ce_nt_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@thedude8457 he is

    • @Bilal2303
      @Bilal2303 2 роки тому +2

      haha yes i do love when a movie about literal monsters is not realstic

  • @maddyraito1260
    @maddyraito1260 4 роки тому +379

    Can we add 100 sins for Dracula's russian accent when he was actually romanian? (and no, romanian accent is not the same as russian, guaranteed)

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 3 роки тому +55

      I guess I’m bad at recognizing accents. I thought they were just spoofing the standard “Dracula” accent.

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf Рік тому +6

      He's doing a Bela Lugosi impression from the old Dracula movies, so it's actually Hungarian

  • @almightyk11
    @almightyk11 5 років тому +83

    6:25 I'll admit, it sounds like he says "the sin counter" which makes that more hilarious

    • @RaphEnthusiast
      @RaphEnthusiast 3 роки тому +1

      Flippin’ heck everyone’s saying this

    • @almightyk11
      @almightyk11 3 роки тому

      @@RaphEnthusiast Flippin' heck my comment is 2 years old

    • @melyheesch3015
      @melyheesch3015 2 роки тому +2

      Well I think Dracula ACTUALLY said "Encounter".

  • @caballogaming
    @caballogaming 5 років тому +953

    6:25 You will remember nothing of the Sin Counter.

    • @destanielamon8848
      @destanielamon8848 5 років тому +56

      Sean Adler OH SHIT

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 5 років тому +100

      (Counter suddenly goes to 0)

    • @john-1174
      @john-1174 5 років тому +7

      Holy shit boi

    • @timingegg7723
      @timingegg7723 5 років тому +47

      Cinema sins wants to know your location

    • @maksymcazymir1727
      @maksymcazymir1727 5 років тому +59

      that moment when the movie knows Cinema Sins is watching

  • @firefli9975
    @firefli9975 3 роки тому +34

    "Legal bat lady turning 118." He was trying to get at it before they even got together.

    • @firefli9975
      @firefli9975 3 роки тому +3

      Also, Adam Sandler rapped like a king at the end of the movie tho

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong Рік тому +1

      @@firefli9975 I thought you said "Adam Sandler Raped like a king"

  • @miaraeparson3301
    @miaraeparson3301 5 років тому +32

    5:31
    I don't know why, but I always felt bad for this old lady monster.

  • @MaximusLX
    @MaximusLX 5 років тому +34

    "And if I had a bridge I would jump."
    Fucking dead 😂💀

  • @ry6870
    @ry6870 5 років тому +305

    You forgot about the fact that a little bat is able to fly faster than a commercial jet. Not much faster, but still fast enough to fly ahead of it to land on the front to mind-control the pilot

    • @madih4586
      @madih4586 5 років тому +18

      Rylee To be fair, it's not a regular bat. Its a vampire in bat-form with magical powers. Logic doesn't apply here.

    • @andrewkim9848
      @andrewkim9848 5 років тому +12

      Dracula: flies across the hotel lobby in a second
      Bat-Dracula: must be able to fly at the speed of a commercial jet

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 3 роки тому +27

    The fact that he added 20 sins AFTER the poop jokes that already happened is startling

  • @dilflover07
    @dilflover07 4 роки тому +258

    The first and second were pretty good, but the third was weird.

    • @dilflover07
      @dilflover07 3 роки тому +33

      Sofia Dominguez twilight is the most garbage series ever, and any movie/book is better than it

    • @joeharris1580
      @joeharris1580 3 роки тому +20

      @@dilflover07 yeah it's awkward when a twilight ripoff us better than the real twilight

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 3 роки тому +10

      pomegranate tea Wrong. The third was f*cking terrible. Like, worse than The goddamn Emoji Movie.

    • @dilflover07
      @dilflover07 3 роки тому +2

      Kryptoskillet oh wow, you think it’s that bad

    • @Rgb_A7
      @Rgb_A7 3 роки тому +2

      yupp 1 and 2 my FAVORITE MOVIES EVER seriously but 3 no

  • @Snowfang00andco
    @Snowfang00andco 5 років тому +452

    My main guess for it to end with a song is because Selena Gomez voices Mavis and the creators probably said they'd pay her heaps of money to sing it. So they just added it for fans of the singer. This is the case for most movies that have a singer cast as a voice actor.

    • @imyuta2607
      @imyuta2607 5 років тому +5

      Ah, very clever Sony, but I won’t buy it.

    • @metageek7878
      @metageek7878 5 років тому +5

      I think the movie is ok but yeah Quasimodo being a monster bugs me alot

    • @jessenathan9346
      @jessenathan9346 7 місяців тому

      If they added it for fans of Selena, then how come she barely sings in it?

  • @shellywientge3633
    @shellywientge3633 5 років тому +827

    IT TOOK MAVIS 118 YEARS TO BE THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF 18. THERE IS SO WAY MAVIS AND JOHNNY CAN AGE TOGETHER HE WILL DIE WHEN SHE STILL LOOKS MID TWENETIES

    • @probablyseth3565
      @probablyseth3565 5 років тому +163

      Shelly Wientge having a girl friend who looks 20 for as long as you live is every man's dream.

    • @breea8235
      @breea8235 5 років тому +96

      They’ll probably bite him to turn him

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil 5 років тому +71

      If she bites him won't he become a vampire too, though? Then they can age together.

    • @TieflingKumasi
      @TieflingKumasi 5 років тому +14

      fusion master You know what they say about college girls…

    • @StashaSLW
      @StashaSLW 5 років тому +50

      Wonder how her son will age.

  • @brooketpwk4352
    @brooketpwk4352 5 років тому +203

    8:46 You could say
    They were Panicking
    At The Disco 😏

  • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
    @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 5 років тому +18

    6:25 "YOU'LL REMEMBER NOTHING OF THE SINCOUNTER" 'no oats' is the original.

  • @Ivosferatus
    @Ivosferatus 5 років тому +576

    Wanda: If only Martha would be here to see this.
    Dracula: ( *touches heart* ) She's always here, Wanda.
    *In your left breast pocket?!?*

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 5 років тому +2275

    My wife & I watched this movie recently and while it is a fun movie, I can't argue any Sin you gave it... In fact, I think you missed a number of chances for Sins but I still enjoyed your video a LOT!
    Thank you!!!

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection 5 років тому +43

      jaspr1999 I can, especially the one about 'luggage' when RIGHT AFTER THAT he shows the scene of them all WITH their luggage.

    • @CrickettoSantalune
      @CrickettoSantalune 5 років тому +10

      Same dude, my GF and I constantly watch this movie series and we enjoy it everytime we do it :)

    • @maria.whiddon
      @maria.whiddon 5 років тому +5

      jaspr1999 I love these movies and am excited for release of the 3rd on friday. And yes full of so s but I love them

    • @petrmatko6628
      @petrmatko6628 5 років тому +1

      Oke

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 5 років тому +6

      See I may be unique but I think that these movies are proof that not even animation improves Adam Sandler's poor excuse for comedy.

  • @D_E_M_E_N_C_I_A_
    @D_E_M_E_N_C_I_A_ 5 років тому +21

    "And if I had a bridge I would jump" XD best line in this video

  • @JamesGarwood
    @JamesGarwood 5 років тому +115

    The next scene after 7:05 she is watching the sunrise hiding behind the chimney, HOW IS SHE NOT EXPLODING INTO FIRE! The sun is reflecting in her eyes

    • @oldiesvideos1826
      @oldiesvideos1826 4 роки тому +10

      It's also stupid that she is sitting outside during that hour, knowing the sun is going to rise.

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 4 роки тому +5

      Well I mean, it doesnt seem to be instant Death to vamps in this world so why would she.

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 3 роки тому

      @@casperchristensen8354 yeah but she should at least be turning to ashes

  • @jonahkey9313
    @jonahkey9313 5 років тому +117

    You will remember nothing of this encounter.
    You will remember nothing of the sin counter.

  • @jace1945
    @jace1945 5 років тому +406

    I love it when Jeremy does videos on movies he *actually* hates. It makes it so much more enjoyable.

    • @Nani-zl8mq
      @Nani-zl8mq 5 років тому +21

      And the sins get even funnier like furious 7

    • @Jotatoness
      @Jotatoness 5 років тому +13

      Honestly it just makes him seem like more of a massive dickhead

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 5 років тому +17

      If he actually hated this movie, it would be at least 20 min long.

  • @v0id278
    @v0id278 4 роки тому +18

    when he says "you will remember nothing of this encounter" it sounds like "you will remember nothing of the sin counter"

  • @Hond-od1lc
    @Hond-od1lc 4 роки тому +94

    3:48 is it just me or i just love how the movie character talks when he does

  • @saylorisabell2526
    @saylorisabell2526 5 років тому +56

    "And if I had a bridge, I would jump."
    Best line in the video

  • @KatOwO2235
    @KatOwO2235 5 років тому +305

    am I the only one that didn't think of the toadstool joke when watching the movie? also, am I the only one creeped out and slightly disturbed by the sponge when it's soaking up pee and making creepy laughter?

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 5 років тому +6

      I got a toadstool joke...
      The Untimate Daredevil: Eh, the Hotel Transylvania trilogy is not my zing. I mean it. It has childishly cartoonish animation, eh voice acting, one-dimensional characters, lowbrow humour, predictability, wasted potential and desperate attempts to pander towards little kids.
      Princess Peach: HOW RUDE!!!!
      Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, PRE-BOOM AMY ROSE?!?!?!?!?!
      Princess Peach: *AND IF YOU HATE MONSTER FAMILY, YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!*
      Me: *has an aggressive mental breakdown*
      Much later...
      Me: I would still take Hotel Transylvania over Monster Family, regardless.
      Princess Peach: *sends the Lemmings to fucking murder me while losing it like she chose to in Super Princess Peach aka why it non-surprisingly worked WAY better when Yoshi and Luigi were Mario characters that got their own series*
      Sora: *BACK OFF, PRINCESS HATER TOILETSTOOL!!!!!*
      Princess Daisy (surprisingly not so upset): Welp, I knew my friendship with a (possibly) prissy princess would turn out topic no matter how much I make out of it.
      Count Dracula: Uh, Mavy? That costume is lit, gurl!
      Mavis Dracula: Yeah, to be fair, she kinda does look like me crossed with my actress.
      Princess Daisy: K den.
      Me: 😆💪👍✌

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 4 роки тому +9

      I was creeped out by the sponge lmao
      The only poop joke that made me laugh even a little was the Bigfoot one because hey it's Bigfoot

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 4 роки тому +1

      @@khaotictrash I don't remember Bigfoot ever being THAT big and frankly it threw me off, he's supposed to be the size of Chewbacca not a fucking monster from The Mist. FOH movie

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 4 роки тому

      He likes golden showers so sue him

    • @burningfish156
      @burningfish156 3 роки тому +1

      I guess even monsters have fetishes.

  • @trangtongmy7432
    @trangtongmy7432 5 років тому +93

    Why Dracula can't hypnotized a person with eyeglasses?

  • @riahdahn7632
    @riahdahn7632 4 роки тому +22

    4:54 there is absolutely no way he says that I've never heard that before

  • @mrbaguette8745
    @mrbaguette8745 5 років тому +65

    6:26 I heard
    “You will remember nothing of this sin counter”
    Rather than
    “You’ll remember than from this encounter”

    • @720iluvxbox
      @720iluvxbox 5 років тому

      Ender Pig102 same

    • @lotepamera9271
      @lotepamera9271 5 років тому

      Agreed, but nobody’s gonna mention the KIRBY SOUND EFFECT? (just kidding that isn’t a sin)

  • @snoopabop3439
    @snoopabop3439 5 років тому +618

    speaking of quasimodo, do everything wrong with the hunchback of notre dame

    • @CrickettoSantalune
      @CrickettoSantalune 5 років тому +5

      The movie itself is wrong

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 5 років тому +28

      Most of the Disney movies don't even follow the original story either, so would that mean they shouldn't have been made as well?

    • @rightwhereyouwannab3
      @rightwhereyouwannab3 5 років тому +16

      yeah well the real stories of frozen and the little mermaid are fucking disturbing soooooo. this argument is kind of invalid. of course it's going to be different.

    • @rightwhereyouwannab3
      @rightwhereyouwannab3 5 років тому +5

      Sorry I wasn't talking about you. I was talking in general about people who think it's too different from the original story. Pretty much all Disney movies adapted from some sort of story of fairy tale that was originally very dark and twisted. So it's dumb for people to be mad about how one is different from the original story than others

    • @rightwhereyouwannab3
      @rightwhereyouwannab3 5 років тому

      Alessandra Flora no that's okay haha I can totally understand how it seemed directed towards you. 😋but yeah I totally agree. Idk I love Hunchback! I thought it was a good movie but idk. Everyone has different opinions

  • @jojalopes
    @jojalopes 4 роки тому +10

    2:46 You can't talk about physics after you ignored a floating ukulele 😂

  • @84everfan90
    @84everfan90 4 роки тому +51

    Thanks to Cinemasins reminding us that the only reason we like these movies is Mavis.

  • @keepmeposted25
    @keepmeposted25 5 років тому +34

    #104 - THANK YOU!
    Also I appreciate how little Mavis appears in the sins. She's my favorite character in this so I'm glad she's relatively "sinless" in your eyes too

  • @divitagrawal9022
    @divitagrawal9022 5 років тому +288

    Its a shame they missed the "hotel california" joke.

    • @fanenthusiast3802
      @fanenthusiast3802 5 років тому

      divit agrawal what are you talking about

    • @fanenthusiast3802
      @fanenthusiast3802 5 років тому

      Variklis so what?

    • @zayny962
      @zayny962 5 років тому

      divit agrawal

    • @divitagrawal9022
      @divitagrawal9022 5 років тому +1

      The song os quite famous and literally has a line "Welcome to Hotel California". They could have easily used this.

    • @rwbelabrham195
      @rwbelabrham195 5 років тому

      divgrawal

  • @jasonoliver7030
    @jasonoliver7030 5 років тому +58

    “Did you just reference Mavis as legal”
    Johnny a man of culture

  • @aevisprimedrg7297
    @aevisprimedrg7297 3 роки тому +6

    This movie had way more effect on me than it should've. 10 year old Timmy saw this and thought all love was at first sight, and I still believe so. My love life is in shambles.

  • @abduallahahmed8520
    @abduallahahmed8520 5 років тому +155

    *tHe PoWeR oF bOnErS cOmPelLs Y0u*

    • @fatimabibi2606
      @fatimabibi2606 5 років тому

      whats a boner ?

    • @remiiniscent
      @remiiniscent 5 років тому +5

      Fatima Bibi you must be young

    • @thelegendarylkp5106
      @thelegendarylkp5106 5 років тому

      oh thats so sad

    • @SauceMeGud
      @SauceMeGud 5 років тому

      Actually the most accurate part, though. Hot chick says "it'll be fun"? SWIGGITY SWOOTY TIME

    • @AntiLily
      @AntiLily 5 років тому +1

      Alex Hodge very true. Me and my friends almost died laughing at the theater after she said it.

  • @Kore153
    @Kore153 5 років тому +36

    No sin on the werewolf child being able to tell the mechanical status of a car by smelling the shirt of someone that only got in the car?

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 років тому +7

      She might have super powers, like being psychic but needs the scent and not just an object that belongs to the person. Look, we are talking about a movie that has Drac with super powers; which makes me question why the first sin was a thing, it gets established later, Drac can just magic that sort of stuff.

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 2 роки тому +1

      Lol. 😂

  • @CptRonSolo
    @CptRonSolo 5 років тому +61

    7:45
    You gave it a sin for not making a knights of the round table joke and saying sir breaks a lot instead. But sir Lancelot is a knight of the round table... So they technically did make the joke u just didn't get it lol
    I still love you tho

  • @caseyeast920
    @caseyeast920 4 роки тому +53

    The answer to every question he asks is:
    Because its an animated film

  • @MrKlausbaudelaire
    @MrKlausbaudelaire 5 років тому +372

    technicaly Frankenstein was the scientist AND the monster, because since the scientist is his "father", the monster would have the father's surname as well.

    • @victoreaurel4795
      @victoreaurel4795 5 років тому +6

      :O that blow my mind!

    • @titusmccarthy
      @titusmccarthy 5 років тому +6

      Shut up, assburg.

    • @lun4rsystem
      @lun4rsystem 5 років тому +3

      This

    • @cosmicspooky
      @cosmicspooky 5 років тому +8

      you could say he's...."Young Frankenstein"

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 5 років тому +12

      He's the monsters father in the same way I'm my cats mother. My cat has no last name because it's a cat. The monster has no name because it's a monster.

  • @taydrabrookshire347
    @taydrabrookshire347 5 років тому +75

    Adam Sandler himself
    *Ding*

  • @agh263
    @agh263 5 років тому +14

    *sees something move outside once*
    “Oh no, we never go out there. Ever”

    • @foxtgirl
      @foxtgirl 2 роки тому +1

      Introvert level 999

  • @iteeoito3816
    @iteeoito3816 5 років тому +55

    Don’t you bring ET into this don’t you dare
    DAMMIT

  • @theDreadedBlur
    @theDreadedBlur 5 років тому +44

    "Why did that hurt me?" seems* like the best joke in the whole movie.

  • @karansharma2352
    @karansharma2352 5 років тому +81

    Dracula (In Adam Sandler's voice, of course) : There's nothing wrong with my hotel bleh bleh bleh

    • @CorporalPig22
      @CorporalPig22 5 років тому +5

      Dennis: Bleh blehbleh!
      Drac: I do not say "bleh blehbleh"

  • @michellemccloy823
    @michellemccloy823 4 роки тому +13

    I thought the same thing about Quasimodo.. he is technically human, so why is he allowed there? Because of deformities?

  • @oxxylooxxy5079
    @oxxylooxxy5079 4 роки тому +12

    *"Dont bring ET into this mavis,dont you dare,damnit*

  • @broadxpress2690
    @broadxpress2690 5 років тому +353

    You missed a sin!
    2:37 - "If Only Martha were here to see this".
    Batman: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?

    • @helloperson470
      @helloperson470 5 років тому +7

      Gaming_Hunter 90 MARTHA

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 5 років тому +37

      It's in the audio outtakes.

    • @natrea6697
      @natrea6697 5 років тому

      I think it was intentional by the creators - not a mistake

    • @Southern_Webhead
      @Southern_Webhead 5 років тому +4

      Why did you say that name 🤬😤

    • @cleverpug1358
      @cleverpug1358 5 років тому

      this movie had a woman named martha, that movie had a woman named martha and that's a sin!

  • @Tyflow
    @Tyflow 5 років тому +269

    Do everything wrong with Sherlock Gnomes

    • @CDHfilms
      @CDHfilms 5 років тому +11

      That one put me to sleep for like 70% percent of the movie!

    • @Yhurga0
      @Yhurga0 5 років тому +7

      He has to give it 1 sin
      Because it IS a sin

    • @youpickwario1992
      @youpickwario1992 5 років тому +1

      Everything, everything is wrong with it.

    • @florbingo9871
      @florbingo9871 5 років тому +1

      Bigbobjone697 He mind as well sin every second of the movie.

    • @jeromeevans3637
      @jeromeevans3637 5 років тому +2

      CDHfilms how its a cinematic master piece

  • @creepercraftguy5326
    @creepercraftguy5326 2 роки тому +9

    I recently rewatched this movie because I remember hating it as a kid. Now that I’m older, I realise that l, yes, the humour is incredibly outdated and there are a wealth of cringeworthy moments, but the movies themselves aren’t “bad.” They’re actually all pretty enjoyable.
    This isn’t a critique of the video, it’s just an observation I had. I came to watch this video because of it and really enjoyed it.

  • @hiccuphufflepuff176
    @hiccuphufflepuff176 4 роки тому +16

    When Dracula says "you'll remember nothing of this encounter" at 6:25 I seriously heard "you'll remember nothing of THE SIN COUNTER" and was like "wtf? That's actual dialogue, what kind of meta-witchcraft is going on here?!"

  • @andrea9342
    @andrea9342 5 років тому +51

    6:25 "You remember nothing of the Sin Counter"

  • @giggityking6505
    @giggityking6505 5 років тому +36

    Everything Wrong with SPACE JAM, WRECK-IT RALPH, THE SIMPSONS MOVIE, ROCKY, BOLT, and LAND BEFORE TIME.

    • @CrowAbode
      @CrowAbode 5 років тому +5

      Giggity King YES

    • @rachael1090
      @rachael1090 5 років тому +5

      But there's nothing wrong with wreck it ralph

  • @marbizzy3158
    @marbizzy3158 5 років тому +30

    Hotel Transylvania...
    Such a lovely place, such a lovely place...
    Living it up in the hotel Transylvania

  • @rickrideout7116
    @rickrideout7116 5 років тому +8

    You didn't mention that when drac has his sun burn scars they just disappear as soon as he turns around

  • @dirtypure2023
    @dirtypure2023 5 років тому +1654

    "Pay attention to the undead king ya'll"
    Satanism?

    • @sandbakk77
      @sandbakk77 5 років тому +57

      Jesus died and came back three days later. Died. Came back. Wouldn't that make Jesus an undead king? Lol.

    • @rj10ramirez
      @rj10ramirez 5 років тому +7

      It’s just a movie guys.

    • @Mathignihilcehk
      @Mathignihilcehk 5 років тому +9

      PikachuchuTrain he also intends to come back and judge all the souls and murder 1/3 of the earth... repeatedly. Oh, and when he does that, people will be unable to commit suicide even though they want to. Undead king sounds about right.
      Always makes me smile when people say “I can’t wait for the Lord to come back.” Me neither. It’s going to be a blood bath more gruesome than ever before. You’re going to want to be dead before that.

    • @Mathignihilcehk
      @Mathignihilcehk 5 років тому +4

      > So you've never actually read the bible have you?
      Have you? Revelations is quite the read. But putting Revelations aside, Jesus himself confirms what'll be going down when he comes back in the Gospels plenty of times. He even mentioned going out of his way to cut it short, because otherwise there'd be zero survivors.
      I get the whole allure of waiting for his return. Judgement is justice, and I do love me some good old fashioned justice. Frankly, I don't think his return will be bloodthirsty enough, but that's what the eternal second death is for. I mean, ultimately yes, he will establish a much better world with less suffering. But if you've read the Bible at all, you'd know that it gets much worse before it gets better... and you'd also know that he out-right *destroys this world* .
      People who long for his return most usually long for him to reestablish his rule... which he will do eventually. It just makes me smile, since they kind of skip over the whole "in-between" bit. You-know, the bit where Christians and Jews are universally persecuted. "Yes Lord, come back and establish your rule, but first send all of Earth's government on a mad-quest to hunt me down and kill me. I can't wait!" There's a reason Jesus said he is intentionally delaying his return to maximize those that can be saved. There's also a reason the people in Revelations asking God to hurry up already died once.
      Not to say that Christians should fear his return. They shouldn't fear their own death either. It's just funny regardless. I mean, as a masochist, I think being persecuted and massacred sounds like a fun little challenge. How long can you survive, or how brutal can you make your execution be? Peter was crucified upside down, by his request. Pretty sure not all Christians are masochistic.

    • @kolmorka
      @kolmorka 5 років тому +2

      dirty pure Good video about how bad cinema sins is ua-cam.com/video/b9IBlbfjNH0/v-deo.html

  • @PirateRadio79
    @PirateRadio79 5 років тому +209

    Wait, Esmeralda's a rat?
    ...
    Why?
    Why though?
    And Quasi's not a monster though-
    Oh screw it, this movie's dead to me

    • @chalkwarrior5542
      @chalkwarrior5542 5 років тому +1

      If it's dead then why isn't it a zombie?

    • @sketchingtophat9661
      @sketchingtophat9661 5 років тому +1

      His whole point was that he IS a monster... Read.

    • @Moonstar79
      @Moonstar79 5 років тому +1

      @@francescorobustelli4775 Yeah but they're probably going off of the Disney movie from the looks of it.

    • @y.9645
      @y.9645 4 роки тому

      im a dumb fuck fof not realizing

  • @0oh_no
    @0oh_no 5 років тому +9

    When Dracula says "encounter" it looks like "sin counter"

  • @Jrm-bd3nl
    @Jrm-bd3nl 5 років тому +5

    8:19 omg I cant breathe 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @sly3047
    @sly3047 5 років тому +128

    At 6:25 I thought he said you'll remember nothing of this sin counter. 😂😂😂

    • @angelahardoyal63
      @angelahardoyal63 5 років тому +24

      spoop I can’t unhear that now 😂

    • @sly3047
      @sly3047 5 років тому +10

      Sweets And treats ikr 😂

    • @SailorYue
      @SailorYue 5 років тому +2

      I'm hoping when cinamasinsins does the rebuttal of this he erases HIS sin counter

    • @sophiefilo16
      @sophiefilo16 5 років тому +1

      SailorYue
      That guy really needs to get a hobby....

    • @unsaltedpotatochips3411
      @unsaltedpotatochips3411 5 років тому +2

      spoop THATS ALL I HEAR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @topbreak38
    @topbreak38 5 років тому +190

    The creation named himself Adam and considered himself the son of Victor Frankenstein. Therefore, he would have taken the surname of the man he considered his father.

    • @aglove275
      @aglove275 5 років тому +2

      topbreak38 but he wouldn't go by his last name, he is a doctor or high member of society

    • @zaknafein_aconite
      @zaknafein_aconite 5 років тому +2

      topbreak38 And I thought I was the only one watching dark shadows, this day and age. Thank you, Amazon prime...

    • @topbreak38
      @topbreak38 5 років тому

      Dark Shadows?

    • @topbreak38
      @topbreak38 5 років тому +11

      Never mind, I just Googled it. I've never seen Dark Shadows. Call me a nerd, but I read the book. I can't remember which edition though.

    • @safebox36
      @safebox36 5 років тому +20

      Actually he wasn't called Adam till the first movie, Mary Shelly referred to him as the monster and in the book the monster names himself "my father's creation". Hence, Frankenstein is the monster and the creator in the same vein as Sr and Jr.

  • @slimebot8676
    @slimebot8676 5 років тому +2

    Everything Wrong With Hotel Transylvania In *11 Minutes* Or *Less*
    * video becomes almost 12 minutes long *

  • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941
    @thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 роки тому +1

    2:29, That "Monsters Stink" line did get me laughing alittle bit.
    Funny.

  • @ChamberK-1
    @ChamberK-1 5 років тому +182

    I love the animation in this movie though. Something about it just really appeals to me. And you can’t deny Mavis is fucking adorable.

    • @plainlake
      @plainlake 5 років тому +7

      Sinner/sillygirl did her right.

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 5 років тому +14

      the power of boners compels YOU !!

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 5 років тому +5

      I agree wholeheartedly.

    • @zshocksoda1128
      @zshocksoda1128 5 років тому +6

      Zeco117 My 'thing' for goth women escalated in large part due to Mavis. Which is weird since I'm a nerd.

    • @Whofan06
      @Whofan06 5 років тому +5

      Yeah it really gave itself a unique style when it easily could have just not bothered. Moments like the way Drac walks in the caverns and the way he gets close to other people's faces are some of my favorite stylistic animations, if it's not really visual comedy it definitely still has something to it

  • @armanbarat
    @armanbarat 5 років тому +59

    You missed that drac suddenly healed from burning suddenly when he showed Mavis he brought Johnny back!

  • @smallsnake4790
    @smallsnake4790 5 років тому +23

    We watched this in home ec. one time. Why?
    I haven’t the slightest idea. WHAT DOES DRACULA HAVE TO DO WITH KNITTING, MRS. TEACHER?

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 4 роки тому +1

      Nothing, Home Ec is boring as fuck and she probably just gave you a reason NOT to want to blow your brains out. You're welcome[says teacher]

  • @sapphire6904
    @sapphire6904 5 років тому +1

    I couldn't stop laughing when you changed your voice into an announcer in the old days, it suits your voice

  • @whuttashame__
    @whuttashame__ 5 років тому +235

    Wait in the trailer for hotel translavania 3 when he eats garlic he’s gassy but at 4:25 he says HIMSELF that his throat swells

    • @kimscott8044
      @kimscott8044 5 років тому +26

      Impy Dimpy I'm thinking he was only gassy because it's garlic oil not actual garlic

    • @jeaninelane6203
      @jeaninelane6203 5 років тому

      Impy Dimpy. That's what I said 😝

    • @henriquecarballoaranha9100
      @henriquecarballoaranha9100 5 років тому +13

      "Who needs continuity when you get Fart Jokes"

    • @arandomstrangerontheintern2954
      @arandomstrangerontheintern2954 5 років тому

      I was thinking that too! 😁

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 5 років тому +13

      Eh, sometimes your allergies to something grows and wanes over time as your body becomes accustomed to it and your cells die off and reproduce. He may have made that diagnoses centuries before that point, and now it's only a gastrointestinal problem (obviously you don't want to try eating something again that you knew at one point made your throat close up, though).

  • @almostyeet4569
    @almostyeet4569 5 років тому +30

    In this movie, he says that garlic makes his throat swell but in the third movie’s trailer, it just makes Dracula fart

  • @leftyvideoproductions1805
    @leftyvideoproductions1805 3 роки тому +2

    Cinema sins: *exists*
    Satan: “I just wanna say im a huge fan”

  • @edgyusername4191
    @edgyusername4191 5 років тому +4

    Is no one going to talk about how the invisible man is always naked even when around children.

  • @Roux36Prod
    @Roux36Prod 5 років тому +162

    I was surprised that you didn't do this one a long time ago.

    • @stalebread2529
      @stalebread2529 5 років тому +3

      Roux36 Productions he has to do it after they release a new film so he doesn’t get a copyright issue

    • @jtaput3483
      @jtaput3483 5 років тому

      i can see why he may have avoided this one.

  • @camomiletea7357
    @camomiletea7357 5 років тому +71

    😂 Dracula said 'you will pay no attention to this encounter' but I misheard it as 'you will pay no attention to the sin counter' 😂

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul 5 років тому

      Well... did it work? :P

  • @kkirby999
    @kkirby999 5 років тому +34

    1:40
    0/10
    Didn't say roll credits properly.
    #BringBackRollCredits

    • @plushblueep
      @plushblueep 3 роки тому

      Jeremy can wordplay in any way, shape, and form.

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 3 роки тому +1

      he said roll undeadits.
      same thing, just with a theme thanks to the movie. he does shit like that sometimes.

  • @djmindcrasher
    @djmindcrasher 3 роки тому +3

    9:34 scene deserves a sin off. I haven't had such a good laugh for a long time.

  • @Maleficent-kb8jo
    @Maleficent-kb8jo 5 років тому +57

    If you are going to do Hotel Transylvania then you have to do Hotel Transylvania 2.

    • @noctis8281
      @noctis8281 5 років тому +1

      i think that's more than obvious that's what they plan to do come Thursday.

    • @adra1017
      @adra1017 5 років тому

      virtual_kid true, in time for the third one this friday

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 років тому

      It is almost they are following the trend of sinning the previous movies of a franchise and doing them all before the newest part comes out.

    • @phienbean
      @phienbean 5 років тому

      And 3 when it comes out

  • @ogwemman
    @ogwemman 5 років тому +225

    Cinemasins always interrupts my stream watching

  • @7Write4This9Heart7
    @7Write4This9Heart7 5 років тому

    I love the hell out of this movie, but this vid has made some points I've made about it, too, so haha! Awesome vid, as always!

  • @drinkmoreoil
    @drinkmoreoil 4 роки тому +14

    1st movie: Really good
    2nd movie: Also good
    3rd movie: Wtf is this

  • @nekonomicon9938
    @nekonomicon9938 5 років тому +79

    10:37
    I'm 100% sure Shrek is responsible for every movie ending with a musical number

  • @pection5136
    @pection5136 5 років тому +219

    I just wish they made the love between Mavis and Jonathan not seem so forced, i mean really.
    If your gonna make a sequel with them having a baby, atleast make it not seem forced..

    • @lukelichtenthal5407
      @lukelichtenthal5407 5 років тому +12

      Luigi Oh I’m sorry would you rather watch Twilight?

    • @calebp.walden5556
      @calebp.walden5556 5 років тому +20

      This is a late reply but the reason for the force love story is that there was an early draft where Jonathan was a Van Helsing, an enemy of dracula in many versions. So the love story would be like Romeo and Juliet story plot with Mavis, Drac's daughter and Jonathan (Van Helsing). But that idea was dropped from the final movie, but some of the plot points remain.

    • @lukelichtenthal5407
      @lukelichtenthal5407 5 років тому +8

      Luigi You want to talk about forced. Just look at Drac and Erica in The third film.

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 5 років тому +3

      Let's just face it. It is unacceptavle for people to praise supernatural-based franchises like Twilight and Hotel Transylvania because being very forced is something main about both franchises whether it be the romances or other age/gender stereotypes.

    • @lukelichtenthal5407
      @lukelichtenthal5407 5 років тому +5

      Kieran Stark At least Hotel Transylvania makes up for it by actually giving their characters personalities and being generally fun to watch. Something Twilight constantly fucks up at.

  • @comedysins3557
    @comedysins3557 2 роки тому +2

    6:20 does it not sound like “you remember nothing of this sin counter” probably because the sin counter is so high

  • @lanthelancer
    @lanthelancer 5 років тому +4

    8:24 That made me laugh.