Everything Wrong With Monsters vs. Aliens

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    Wow. This is a movie that came and went and is almost forgotten to time. But Monsters vs. Aliens DOES ultimately have sins. So we counted them. It's what we do.
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  • @minaharker5699
    @minaharker5699 5 років тому +6318

    This movie may be forgettable, but it gave me one of my favorite lines ever.
    "Once again, a UFO has landed in America - the only country UFOs ever seem to land in!"

    • @VoltaicBacklash
      @VoltaicBacklash 5 років тому +466

      Just like how everything only ever happens in Japan in anime and manga
      Edit: how many of you guys are going to fail to realize this is a joke? (This is a 2-year edit)

    • @batanthai6841
      @batanthai6841 5 років тому +160

      @@VoltaicBacklash b-but jojo

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 5 років тому +77

      @@VoltaicBacklash hellsing? Eden of the East?

    • @seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154
      @seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154 5 років тому +64

      @@VoltaicBacklash Black butler. Banana Fish

    • @Meep-ei2qu
      @Meep-ei2qu 5 років тому +52

      @@VoltaicBacklash Soul Eater?

  • @vuraxis953
    @vuraxis953 5 років тому +5616

    It's funny how she crushes the petrol station by sitting on it, yet super intense running across the rooftops of housing does no damage.

    • @kindanothere1321
      @kindanothere1321 5 років тому +92

      Vuraxis DING!

    • @LordiGodess
      @LordiGodess 4 роки тому +61

      IKR i said the exact same time although without the petrol station part
      because i questioned the roofs being undamaged when i first saw her run on them

    • @silvadic2207
      @silvadic2207 4 роки тому +45

      “Rooftop Run”
      Sonic Unleashed has a few words with you.

    • @twoDie4
      @twoDie4 4 роки тому +16

      Hips don't lie
      Jkjk

    • @peppeppepp
      @peppeppepp 4 роки тому +8

      107 sins*

  • @TymP321
    @TymP321 4 роки тому +2075

    Sin: When you showed the church doors they opened inward. When thumbs lady gets overrun they open outward.

    • @InnerOutrider
      @InnerOutrider 3 роки тому +59

      The church doors could open inwards and outwards.

    • @thereal84
      @thereal84 3 роки тому +24

      Actually, there was two sets of doors. The ones that opened inward were different from the outward one.

    • @calebalmeida3474
      @calebalmeida3474 3 роки тому +15

      The other two comments make sense but they could’ve just been broken down as well

    • @awookieandagerman
      @awookieandagerman 3 роки тому +11

      The real sin is no room with an occupancy greater than 9 is allowed to have inward opening doors. That's called a fire (or rapidly growing into a dangerous giant bride) hazard.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 роки тому +4

      THIS is the kind of thing that should be "dinged", NOT the many pieces which parody other, more "serious" monster movies. I get the feeling that at least every 3rd "sin" is just lampshading movies which played the thing at face value - for example the ridiculous security scans (heck, even _Get Smart_ didn't play those straight) and the gas station roof that yields under weight, reversibly no less.
      At that point, I'm too tired to watch this _Sins_ episode again; if at least 1/3 of 106 "sins" are parody, that lowers the sin score to 70 or less.
      AND when he sinned the "cheats at counting" clichê, he missed the fact that the weight almost floated in water.
      Episode quality: _DING_ / 5, . . . and PLEASE don't diss burp and fart humor if you joke about nudity and sex while treating a kids movie.

  • @fionanolastname3771
    @fionanolastname3771 3 роки тому +582

    14:52 you forgot the, “4-5 characters fall off an edge and all grab onto each other cliché.”

  • @jakkrieser991
    @jakkrieser991 5 років тому +2504

    What idiot designed this thing?
    You did sir.
    Fair enough.
    Love that scene

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 5 років тому +82

      Go ahead and fire somebody.

    • @jakkrieser991
      @jakkrieser991 5 років тому +31

      @@Gemnist98 Yes Sir!

    • @TheChiog
      @TheChiog 5 років тому +112

      You are missing the best part:
      "What idiot designed this thing?
      "
      "You did sir.
      "
      "Fair enough. Wilson! Fire somebody!"

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 5 років тому +5

      @@TheChiog Dammit, I misquoted.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 років тому +15

      @@TheChiog "Why am I getting fired?!"
      "It's just what the President does now, he walks up to someone, 'You're fired!' you know?"

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 років тому +6334

    The biggest sin
    The Nickelodeon series that came after this

    • @ghost_craftinganimates813
      @ghost_craftinganimates813 5 років тому +367

      I actually didn’t mind that series, some moments were really funny

    • @moonom1
      @moonom1 5 років тому +418

      The show was terrible but god damn did i love it as a mid. A joke on it has stuck with me to this day.
      What do cows wear to hide themselves?
      Cow-moo-flage
      Or maybe it was ca-moo-flage. Either way that was one of the best dad jokes i've ever heard

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 5 років тому +94

      I tried watching it, but stopped after about 3 minutes. I just couldn't handle the early or bad animation.

    • @Just4Fun-Zocker
      @Just4Fun-Zocker 5 років тому +78

      I actually prefer the Nickelodeon series over the movie.

    • @jordanintheflesh2589
      @jordanintheflesh2589 5 років тому +20

      IGGGYYY

  • @junyi_2188
    @junyi_2188 4 роки тому +446

    President: goes up a 10 meter tall stairs *alone*
    3 seconds later: a guy hands him a cup of water
    😂???

    • @McGowanForge
      @McGowanForge 3 роки тому +12

      That was my favorite part of that scene

    • @user-zb9od1jz6o
      @user-zb9od1jz6o 3 роки тому +6

      I know I love that part!!

    • @monarkgamer3587
      @monarkgamer3587 2 роки тому +5

      Also he wasn’t there in the scene when it showed him climbing up the stairs also he was just floating because there was no contraption to stand there to give the president his water

    • @artofvale_1122
      @artofvale_1122 Рік тому +2

      Cmon guys that was done on purpouse bruh

  • @dian2898
    @dian2898 4 роки тому +776

    "begin the re-animation sequence." that's what they should have said when they finished this movie. 😂😂

    • @lillordakira9752
      @lillordakira9752 4 роки тому +14

      DreamWorks really could've done that even pixar had to redo Toy Story 2 within 9 months when the story wasn't working.

    • @LexarXaryonx
      @LexarXaryonx 4 роки тому +15

      Quit stealing his lines.

    • @olleselin
      @olleselin 3 роки тому +1

      @@lillordakira9752 damn right

    • @eddiemightbecool
      @eddiemightbecool 3 роки тому

      @@itsmev_dancer r/ihadastroke

  • @Secarious
    @Secarious 5 років тому +4251

    0:40 The amount of texture details in that burger probably outweigh all the main characters in the rest of the movie.

    • @SmogValley
      @SmogValley 5 років тому +267

      Ikr?! The money probably went to the hamburger.

    • @floridaturtleark4914
      @floridaturtleark4914 5 років тому +85

      Smog Valley Or
      Yea the burger

    • @thenormalperson4186
      @thenormalperson4186 5 років тому +90

      They spent 10% of their production on making a burger. That is my theory.

    • @Kettterer
      @Kettterer 4 роки тому +37

      How come is that not a sin? And are you sure that's not a real burger in a CGI film?

    • @yanivproselkov4555
      @yanivproselkov4555 4 роки тому +15

      It looks so real man

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 5 років тому +1843

    Nobody:
    Meteor sound effect: *_"UUUHHHHHHH!"_*

    • @letomar5766
      @letomar5766 5 років тому +44

      Oof

    • @HerrMustermann
      @HerrMustermann 5 років тому +13

      That's not how this meme works... Sad world

    • @anotherland2462
      @anotherland2462 5 років тому +13

      people are so boring. every video has some copied shit that isn't even funny and people keep thumbing it up. good job.

    • @goonylad5421
      @goonylad5421 5 років тому +3

      And she says to the meteor, sorry I’m taken

    • @tale7955
      @tale7955 4 роки тому +8

      @@anotherland2462 People are so stupid, instead of just leaving a useful comment they complain about stupid comments in a video
      And yep, i did left a useful comment before this one.

  • @flickcentergaming680
    @flickcentergaming680 3 роки тому +187

    "I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea."
    "Cabinet meetings."
    *DEAD*

  • @astrobot3000
    @astrobot3000 Рік тому +85

    Monsters vs. Aliens is the kind of movie you know you watched, but you dont remember when

    • @WoodyWoodpecker19843
      @WoodyWoodpecker19843 Рік тому

      Arthur and the Invisibles is a Weinstein movie I saw as a kid but I completely forgot about it for years until I rewatched it and loved it.

    • @Thewavedemonjackal
      @Thewavedemonjackal 11 місяців тому

      I don’t remember the exact date or anything. But I remember the scenario… it was a good day

  • @lamelord6126
    @lamelord6126 5 років тому +2564

    Susan getting crushed by an asteroid replays were actually really funny

  • @MrSinister1990
    @MrSinister1990 4 роки тому +1798

    "Someone who doesn't want to find creative ways to have sex with a woman this tall?" A men brother!

    • @inserttext2412
      @inserttext2412 4 роки тому +147

      Agreed that guy dishonors the male gender

    • @chaddfrancis2179
      @chaddfrancis2179 4 роки тому +62

      That Bastard.

    • @vDorgengoa
      @vDorgengoa 4 роки тому +38

      *I'll kill em!!*

    • @kirikayumura6015
      @kirikayumura6015 4 роки тому +81

      If the movie was actually planning to investigate that, then her wedding dress would have been properly affected by her initial transformation.

    • @brunobrx3599
      @brunobrx3599 4 роки тому +29

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @stuckinquarantine4582
    @stuckinquarantine4582 4 роки тому +95

    I only remember one line
    "No no we mean like your monster name like what do people scream when they see you coming? Like lookout, here comes!-"
    "Susan"
    "Really?"
    "Suuuuuusan... OH i just scared myself that is scary!"

  • @eliza1905
    @eliza1905 4 роки тому +408

    7:33 can we talk about how on the left screen the uk just doesn’t exist?

    • @Julia-is6hh
      @Julia-is6hh 4 роки тому +10

      O.o

    • @osamaismymama7907
      @osamaismymama7907 4 роки тому +53

      As it should be

    • @insulam821
      @insulam821 4 роки тому +5

      OsamaIs MyMama why, if the uk shouldn’t exist then neither should half the countries in the world

    • @osamaismymama7907
      @osamaismymama7907 4 роки тому +13

      Cogito Ergo Sum sounds good to me

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 4 роки тому +12

      @Insulam Archipelago: hmmmmmmmm let me think through years of conquering, slavery, and many other horrible things

  • @TheOrangeSunsetGaming
    @TheOrangeSunsetGaming 5 років тому +2719

    "What do people say when they see you coming?"
    "DID YOU PULL OUT IN TIME!?"
    Dude I wasn't expecting that and laughed so hard.

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 5 років тому +40

      That last line is precisely what everyone I've gotten to bed says to me!

    • @syedfanis8290
      @syedfanis8290 5 років тому +4

      Says jigsaw

    • @tcn6472
      @tcn6472 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @porbbamt_
      @porbbamt_ 4 роки тому +3

      William Reid no one tell them

    • @naomiwool
      @naomiwool 4 роки тому +1

      Me too like omg

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 5 років тому +5632

    The irony of Paul Rudd being in a movie about a giant human.

    • @oak1071
      @oak1071 5 років тому +134

      This video was uploaded 1 minute yet your comment is 23 hours ago????

    • @AlexandruCarjan
      @AlexandruCarjan 5 років тому +69

      The video was published a minute ago, but your comment is 23 hours old on my end :))))

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 5 років тому +23

      Austrian Oak - Patreon

    • @magnificloud
      @magnificloud 5 років тому +5

      Basically

    • @BeefWagon
      @BeefWagon 5 років тому +5

      Austrian Oak oh yeah wth

  • @LiteralNerd260
    @LiteralNerd260 3 роки тому +103

    Bro even as a child watching this for the first time I was thinking, “but why didn’t she just hide in the gazebo when the giant rock fell from space??”

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 роки тому +3

      Ryan George: "So the movie can happen"

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 2 роки тому +3

      Flight response. The gazebo ain't doing anything to shield her and even so, the instinct is usually to run, which unfortunately can worsen a situation but most don't have time to consider all risk factors. In reality, anyway. I know the movie isn't exactly complex like that lol (still unironically enjoyed it though ngl)

    • @the_one_who_is_many
      @the_one_who_is_many 5 місяців тому

      Gazebo would’ve been absolutely shattered

  • @kirbydude2523
    @kirbydude2523 3 роки тому +162

    13:00 It's possible that a "zenton" represents one revolution of Gallaxhar's home planet around its star, so it would make sense for him to refer to the passage of time that way. It still makes no sense for him to speak English, though.
    Also, by using the average height of a pickup truck (76.4 inches) in the gas station scene to calculate Susan's height, her height would be about 51 feet. Considering her canon height is 49'11", the proportions are nearly perfect.

    • @Trainboi1983
      @Trainboi1983 11 місяців тому +1

      Gallaxars planet is a moon orbiting a gas giant

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 9 місяців тому +1

      It could be a unit of time that can't be translated into english.

  • @SlowSpeedSix
    @SlowSpeedSix 5 років тому +1963

    "What do people scream when they see you coming"
    "Did you pull out in time?"
    "I may have misunderstood the question"
    😂😂😂

    • @AdrianInniss
      @AdrianInniss 5 років тому +28

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was and I knew he was going to to say that!

    • @theruoc147
      @theruoc147 5 років тому +26

      That took me a few minutes to understand

    • @G-Unit1111
      @G-Unit1111 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DL1of1
      @DL1of1 5 років тому +4

      @Andrew Plush I was cracking up at that part😂😂

    • @DL1of1
      @DL1of1 5 років тому +1

      @@G-Unit1111 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @siloseigel
    @siloseigel 4 роки тому +794

    3:31 “Apparently the role of today's wedding pianist will be played by Voldemort's mom.” I lost it.

    • @tiffany-up2ii
      @tiffany-up2ii 3 роки тому +7

      Yay

    • @CaptHog
      @CaptHog 3 роки тому +16

      The Reese in pieces "ugh" and his laugh got me cracking up.

    • @ataldr4802
      @ataldr4802 2 роки тому +2

      Ha

    • @bradyrhino8030
      @bradyrhino8030 2 роки тому +1

      @@ataldr4802 Fun fact: Latifa Ouaou's voice sounds very similar to Christy Carlson Romano's voice, got it?

    • @kylethechild3942
      @kylethechild3942 Рік тому

      What? Merope Gaunt?

  • @ocean_guardian0148
    @ocean_guardian0148 3 роки тому +142

    3:02-3:11 I was laughing hysterically through the entire clip.

  • @Jcakedafurry
    @Jcakedafurry 4 роки тому +59

    6:39 “All that’s happening is your weapons are ineffective right?” He says as the robot crushes a tank, killing at least 4 people.

  • @ivensonpean8356
    @ivensonpean8356 5 років тому +623

    Say what you want but the president playing the piano was awesome. 1 Sin off

    • @antiseth3964
      @antiseth3964 5 років тому +54

      Single handedly the only part of the movie that I absolutely love and remember all these years later. Just the utter absurdity of President vs Alien Robot is perfect.

    • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
      @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 5 років тому +24

      Oh and the memes. The glorious memes.

    • @rhys1084
      @rhys1084 5 років тому +3

      I think that was a keyboard

    • @Rudevald
      @Rudevald 5 років тому

      Its Close Encounters of the Third Kind refference.

    • @knuxuki1013
      @knuxuki1013 5 років тому

      Agreed

  • @estebanyegros5312
    @estebanyegros5312 5 років тому +725

    2:39: "were we still okay with disfigurement humor in 2009?"
    3:31...

    • @Bill87
      @Bill87 5 років тому +7

      That was just the animation though

    • @JNixonStudioExtra
      @JNixonStudioExtra 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @JustsomeKid93
      @JustsomeKid93 5 років тому +18

      Good catch

    • @ilovesusanmurphy9672
      @ilovesusanmurphy9672 5 років тому +17

      Lmao, I fucking love you for pointing that out! 😂😂😂😂

    • @touremuhammad5983
      @touremuhammad5983 5 років тому +33

      YOU would be excellent at CinemaSins!! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @bingewatch8002
    @bingewatch8002 4 роки тому +44

    2:55 Reese Witherspoon didn't perform that "uhhhhh" sound. Actually, if you watch the commentary, they say that the "uhhhh" was performed by Sigourney Weaver who also played the voice of the ship's computer in WALL-E.

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 2 роки тому

      So, why did they put it there then?

    • @SuperNovaArtz
      @SuperNovaArtz 2 роки тому

      They used freaking Ripley for that? Was that all she did?

    • @ace9367
      @ace9367 2 роки тому

      @@samkresil6011 so they can make people laugh they obviously knew it was hilarious and put it in the film.

    • @the_one_who_is_many
      @the_one_who_is_many Рік тому +1

      UUUUUUGUGUGUGUYgugugUGUGUHHHH

  • @magicmulder
    @magicmulder 2 роки тому +16

    Also Galaxar refers to his minions/clones/soldiers as “aliens” (“Aliens, attack all monsters!”) which they clearly aren’t to him.
    As for the self-destruct, it does make sense to prevent technology from falling into enemy hands, or a defeated vessel from being used against you. That’s why in WW2 captains sunk their ships when it was clear they were defeated, see Bismarck.

  • @alexwright5419
    @alexwright5419 5 років тому +139

    The President was easily the best part of this movie. That and the Area 51 joke.
    “An area so secret, speaking it’s name is a federal offense”
    “Is he referring to area fifty-UGH” and he gets shot with tranquilizer

  • @juanmam.2113
    @juanmam.2113 5 років тому +722

    I laughed way too hard on the voice acting of she getting crushed by an asteroid 😂😂

  • @sirgeralda-lot4546
    @sirgeralda-lot4546 4 роки тому +165

    ‘Has the Earth gotten warmer’
    8:09
    Global warming Foreshadowing

    • @thebatman68
      @thebatman68 3 роки тому +1

      No, it's been a thing since the 1930s or 60s don't remember when

    • @samkelly4132
      @samkelly4132 3 роки тому +4

      He said afterwords “that would be a convenient truth” or something, reference to the “an inconvenient truth” al gore thing about global warming 😂 ngl on rewatching when I was older jokes like this kill me

    • @brendancolberg5707
      @brendancolberg5707 3 роки тому

      @@thebatman68 they were locked up for 50 years so the 60s

    • @titangod4203
      @titangod4203 3 роки тому

      Oh shit, you're right 🤣🤣

  • @jump-stone-jay5786
    @jump-stone-jay5786 4 роки тому +424

    This movie is Decent

    • @alyssajhoanna2589
      @alyssajhoanna2589 4 роки тому +1

      Channel 3000 ikr HAHA

    • @someone3195
      @someone3195 3 роки тому +36

      I think so too. Surely, there r many technical errors. But it has a very unique plot. When I was a child, she was actually one of the very few truly inspiring and powerful female characters, that was not knockoff of a male character.
      I love this movie, its plot, its message and its jokes😂

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 3 роки тому +3

      Noo, but white milennial YT reviewer say movie bad!!!!1!!!11!

    • @mrnobody2018
      @mrnobody2018 3 роки тому +1

      Except there are several things wrong

    • @yagamil46
      @yagamil46 2 роки тому

      Roll cred- wait wrong movie

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +408

    That meteor smashing human sound effects is awesome. *Oof*

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 років тому +636

    That was such a weird movie looking back on it

    • @thomasmcduff5620
      @thomasmcduff5620 5 років тому +8

      ok Peter Heffley

    • @krvproductions6642
      @krvproductions6642 5 років тому

      Yeah for real

    • @Reilly-K
      @Reilly-K 5 років тому +2

      I find that amalgamation that is your profile picture to be rather amusing.

    • @tinevodopivec9692
      @tinevodopivec9692 5 років тому +2

      Pfp gave me nightmares, but I agree.

    • @elijahspitze9837
      @elijahspitze9837 5 років тому +3

      So is your profile picture guys name Greg Griffin or Peter Heffley?

  • @imagination8
    @imagination8 4 роки тому +37

    12:01 My ears literally perked up when I heard that and I went "Gravity falls?"

  • @Oliver-ku1tf
    @Oliver-ku1tf 4 роки тому +51

    "this is red dwarf"
    Trust Lister to smeg it up this time

  • @zucc_the_succ5956
    @zucc_the_succ5956 5 років тому +1678

    My friend called you guys cinnamonsins so i guess thats your name now

  • @JonahTV
    @JonahTV 5 років тому +412

    He missed the foreshadowing of "There's my big girl." I'm kinda bummed he didn't mention it.

    • @AnarchyWillows
      @AnarchyWillows 5 років тому +13

      It was "ahh, my little girl!" After susan gets out of the car. I dont think that line is mentioned at all. Correct me if im wrong.

  • @tanyarogers4459
    @tanyarogers4459 4 роки тому +25

    "Destroy all monsters!" Why didn't he point out that's the title of an old Godzilla movie?

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 3 роки тому

      does he REALLY need to blatantly point out every reference?
      presumably he kinda assumes you;re not that brain dead.

  • @alexswan8597
    @alexswan8597 4 роки тому +13

    Also anyone notice how they did "Red Dwarf" as in the mining ship Red Dwarf from the TV show and "Code Nimoy" as in Leonard Nimoy. Well played.

  • @chrysy7861
    @chrysy7861 5 років тому +670

    That moment you loved this movie as a kid but forgot it existed and this video comes out.

    • @Kreinsamer
      @Kreinsamer 5 років тому +43

      And then you realize that this movie is so disgustingly terrible that it's painful to even watch the sins video.

    • @tarponpet
      @tarponpet 5 років тому +48

      @@Kreinsamer nah.

    • @joaosoares-rr5mj
      @joaosoares-rr5mj 5 років тому +4

      i never forgot it existed

    • @joaosoares-rr5mj
      @joaosoares-rr5mj 5 років тому +7

      @@Kreinsamer oooh cmooon... i like the movie ;-;

    • @joaosoares-rr5mj
      @joaosoares-rr5mj 5 років тому +4

      @@Kreinsamer how can you dislike something with hugh laurie in it???

  • @josephstaat795
    @josephstaat795 5 років тому +627

    6:30 "This design is 100% Stuart the Minion and that just seems despicable to me."

    • @thefreddyfazter781
      @thefreddyfazter781 4 роки тому +22

      overly underappreciated comment.

    • @DustGundam
      @DustGundam 4 роки тому +7

      Rare comedy

    • @dyain590
      @dyain590 4 роки тому +6

      I swear this was a pun

    • @fizzysodacan308
      @fizzysodacan308 4 роки тому +2

      Joseph Staat
      *ding*

    • @BorninVirginia
      @BorninVirginia 4 роки тому +3

      Well considering this came out before Despicable Me wouldn't it be the other way around

  • @zatanyilz4236
    @zatanyilz4236 4 роки тому +29

    2:55- THE REASON I WILL LIVE IN 2020!!!!!

  • @Ivy_h
    @Ivy_h 4 роки тому +12

    2:55
    I thought that was him making that noise😂

  • @bg6b7bft
    @bg6b7bft 5 років тому +861

    That scene where she grows large in a ripping wedding dress is the exact moment I hit puberty.

  • @adfgx
    @adfgx 5 років тому +393

    I actually loved that movie.
    Rip the sequel.
    Edit:I said rip the sequel because they planned to do a sequel but they didn't do it.

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 5 років тому +6

      Meanwhile, if there are animated films that ACTUALLY earned of them, ONE OF THEM WOULD BE NORM OF THE NORTH!!!!!!!!! AND NOW IT IS GETTING A PLURAL AMOUNT OF SEQUELS!!!!!!!!!

    • @flamer8415
      @flamer8415 5 років тому +6

      A frog there was a cartoon show for a while. Not really a sequel but still something more.

    • @Giran_0
      @Giran_0 5 років тому +2

      @@flamer8415 Shawn Wayans: it was a good show, man. It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode

    • @hermit1387
      @hermit1387 5 років тому +4

      They made a sequel?

    • @wartrix6046
      @wartrix6046 5 років тому +1

      How did I not know about the sequel!

  • @kathrynmo9499
    @kathrynmo9499 4 роки тому +25

    This movie sinner is super funny, even in kids movies. Sin Die Hard next.

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому +2

      Idk how he survives watching through this movie

  • @Generalphoenix8438
    @Generalphoenix8438 3 роки тому +9

    I loved this film when it came out as a kid. Still like it and Bob telling Derek it's over when he shakes the line jelly is still funny.

  • @JamJuice101
    @JamJuice101 5 років тому +861

    2:55 replace that sound with the old Minecraft death sound.

    • @SonicPman
      @SonicPman 4 роки тому +42

      Or better yet, replace the hurt sound in-game with this noise.

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 4 роки тому +13

      Or replace that with the sound of a man throwin’ up! XD

    • @djredstinger12pvz75
      @djredstinger12pvz75 4 роки тому +10

      Oof but in Minecraft

    • @tucker6800
      @tucker6800 4 роки тому +22

      no replace it with the roblox "oof"

    • @menacingduke2415
      @menacingduke2415 4 роки тому +6

      I agree.

  • @aufweidersehenundgutenacht2989
    @aufweidersehenundgutenacht2989 5 років тому +429

    Loved this movie as a kid. Lost and forgotten in time, yes, but still great to see.

    • @nitrozeus7398
      @nitrozeus7398 5 років тому +8

      Mr. Nightmare Jr. I forgot this movie existed until watching this even though I own it

    • @Xavier-pe1kb
      @Xavier-pe1kb 5 років тому

      The wii video game tho!

    • @HomuraAkemiHQ
      @HomuraAkemiHQ 5 років тому

      I remember watching this movie for the first time as a kid with my sister and a couple of friends.

  • @Fountainova
    @Fountainova Рік тому +16

    I love this movie no matter what anyone says, it’s funny and cool, it has cool fight scenes and the city scene where she runs from the robot alone was thrilling and suspenseful. Love the movie

  • @example2844
    @example2844 Рік тому +5

    That clip from Archer was absolute perfection 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MonikaLover
    @MonikaLover 4 роки тому +953

    2:49
    Another sin because if Susan litterly ran any other way she would have been fine, heck the asteroid dosent even come close the wedding thing so if she standed still she would have been fine

    • @fizzysodacan308
      @fizzysodacan308 4 роки тому +38

      A disappointing man
      But if it happened the movie wouldn’t exist and we wouldn’t have this video

    • @sofian8571
      @sofian8571 3 роки тому +43

      Why do people always run away something in the line of danger? Like, if Susan was skating down the street and you wanted to avoid her, why would you run down the street? You'd be totally safe if you just ran to the side, in an alleyway.

    • @segbhfrdgthyb576
      @segbhfrdgthyb576 3 роки тому +19

      @@sofian8571 When two people realize they are going to crash against each other, they will try to dodge each other at the same time, in which case it would be best if one didn't dodge and the other did
      Way too many pedestrian deaths due to this dumb instinct, people should be taught to either dodge or stand still depending on whether they're the driver or the pedestrian

    • @cuddleslikespie
      @cuddleslikespie 3 роки тому +9

      Prometheus school of running away from things

    • @victormponcec
      @victormponcec 3 роки тому

      @@segbhfrdgthyb576 good point, also impossible

  • @gschneyer
    @gschneyer 5 років тому +278

    My question is: How did they know to create a cell for someone like Susan, have clothes in her size, yet no toilet?

  • @TheSnuffle007
    @TheSnuffle007 4 роки тому +9

    2:55 - 3:11 - OMFG. My sides hurt from laughing so much at this part. Nearly peed myself!!!!! 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @mrwaffle9437
    @mrwaffle9437 3 роки тому +9

    Film director:say OOF!
    Voice actor:um what
    And the invisible man did not have a shirt if bob thought he was still in that chair

  • @johnfaber100
    @johnfaber100 5 років тому +267

    There are two reasons I can thinl of why space ships have self destruct mechanisms:
    1. To avoid them falling into enemy hands. This is also why real-life warships have self-destruct mechanisms.
    2. A ship of this size would, if it were to fall to the ground, leave a pretty big crater and leave the whole planet worse for wear. Blowing it up while it's still high could avoid this.

    • @tiaxanderson9725
      @tiaxanderson9725 5 років тому +12

      Pretty sure point 2 isn't true. At least, even if you self destruct, you still have the same amount of matter and thus energy, falling towards the planet.
      This is why real life efforts to prevent destruction by asteroids focuses on redirecting, not destroying, asteroids.

    • @arturofernandez4058
      @arturofernandez4058 5 років тому +27

      @@tiaxanderson9725 Smaller pieces burn faster so it is still a legitimate strategy. But yeah, redirecting it in time is a much cheaper and safer solution

    • @tiaxanderson9725
      @tiaxanderson9725 5 років тому +8

      @@arturofernandez4058 That sounds like a fair point.
      Though I wonder how possible it is to build a space ship strong enough for space travel and still being able to self destruct into small enough pieces to have it mostly burn up upon atmospheric re-entry.

    • @michalpecz9433
      @michalpecz9433 5 років тому +2

      @@tiaxanderson9725 well. Everything falling in atmosfere got maximu velocity according to its mass and resistance. So if you blow it to pieces they would crash slower, because there would be much more surface.

    • @arturofernandez4058
      @arturofernandez4058 5 років тому +2

      @@tiaxanderson9725 Not only size but shape. All reentry bodies have a blunt shape. This way the consequent shockwave serves as a protective layer and it keeps the ship's surface away from the temperature gradient

  • @notestopr4255
    @notestopr4255 5 років тому +599

    This is like a family friendly SCP Foundation

  • @bauer2794
    @bauer2794 3 роки тому +9

    7:26 The blob thing can dissolve *anything* that get inside him. That's pretty dangerous in my book.

  • @kevane5220
    @kevane5220 4 роки тому +30

    When she gets hit by the meteor she sounds like a lego game character dying

  • @garrito1016
    @garrito1016 5 років тому +138

    That scene where the president plays the keyboard to the giant robot might just be the greatest scene in cinematic history

  • @gregottorry2994
    @gregottorry2994 5 років тому +949

    I JUST REALISED
    SHE IS CALLED SUSAN *MURPHY*
    BECAUSEEEEE
    "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong".
    AND EVERYTHING GOES WRONG IN THIS MOVIE

    • @mooncat1215
      @mooncat1215 4 роки тому +33

      Greg Ottorry OMG I never realized that!

    • @nosfonader8792
      @nosfonader8792 4 роки тому +62

      Greg Ottorry and the general’s name is Waren Monger: War Monger.

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 роки тому +15

      The name of a ratchet and clank weapon is called the war monger

    • @tattoo78ish
      @tattoo78ish 4 роки тому +6

      Nothing in this film goes wrong. >:(

    • @mooncat1215
      @mooncat1215 4 роки тому +9

      Miss Pie Wackitt literally everything goes wrong in this movie...
      Either that or you don’t understand the joke

  • @jhonjhon1740
    @jhonjhon1740 4 роки тому +5

    1:23 the PC has a vista sticker **DING**

  • @n00blord14
    @n00blord14 2 роки тому +5

    The President is the best character and some of the gags are actually really funny. Also I like Galaxar’s monologue during the cloning.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +654

    Weirdest Rule 34 art ever.
    - SIN REMOVED -

    • @gjkvcnjhygfccccccccc
      @gjkvcnjhygfccccccccc 5 років тому +24

      Whoa whoa whoa, you do not have the authority to do such a thing, and I am filing a complaint with the sin board to have you brought up on fraudulent sin removal.

    • @marcthomas5949
      @marcthomas5949 5 років тому +6

      For real the potential was waisted

    • @jakestyles1745
      @jakestyles1745 5 років тому +7

      I mean...
      It's rule 34, and that alone deserves an exception.

    • @SirSyn0
      @SirSyn0 5 років тому +2

      Oooh I got a new message

    • @LadyLexyStarwatcher
      @LadyLexyStarwatcher 5 років тому +8

      I actually thought she was rather attractive...

  • @KingsNerdCave
    @KingsNerdCave 5 років тому +125

    In all honesty, there is one good joke in the movie. When BOB says "I don't think your parents like me. And I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number."

  • @outcast4087
    @outcast4087 2 роки тому +20

    I loved this movie during my childhood. And I'm still a fan of it. A pretty cool story, in comparison to what we currently have.
    Also, I really love Susan's Area 51 black-and-orange attire, it looks awesome!

  • @thelvadamee
    @thelvadamee 4 роки тому +8

    When you're bored and have no life in quarantine so you binge-watch this amazing content 🥳

  • @lucatowalker2123
    @lucatowalker2123 5 років тому +480

    You forgot the part where the president nukes the world to oblivion in the credits

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 5 років тому +31

      I guess that wasn't a sin because they hate this movie's world so much.

    • @omalor
      @omalor 5 років тому +4

      trump jokes are too easy.

    • @thavidu78
      @thavidu78 5 років тому +6

      Gonna call a time out here before we start trying to kill each other in the comments over differing political opinions.
      You know how people are, someone will even pretend to like Trump just to start an argument.

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 5 років тому +4

      @@thavidu78 I agree, we should stick to talking about something that's not controversial in any way.
      *Religion*

    • @gtaacsoliddude3230
      @gtaacsoliddude3230 5 років тому

      You see the why is ---
      *BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM*
      Oh they just went off, Byeeeeeeee.

  • @LightningCayo
    @LightningCayo 5 років тому +466

    This movie and Megamind are such under-appreciated movies, but nice Everything Wrong With, as always.
    Hail Gallaxhar!

    • @Debilinside
      @Debilinside 5 років тому +32

      Agreed. Its really entertaining and actually quite well animated for the most part. Its a kids movie for sure, but I can still watch it time to time. At least its not obnoxious and annoying.

    • @tNigel
      @tNigel 5 років тому +59

      Megamind is a lot better than this one though

    • @sdbw1990
      @sdbw1990 5 років тому +3

      Some of the best kids movies that I still will rewatch today!

    • @Debilinside
      @Debilinside 5 років тому +1

      I dont really like Megamind. I know that one is a kids movie as well, but its just way too predictable and cliche for my taste. Also the jokes are somewhat dumber or at least targeted toward smaller kids. Its an interesting premise, and could have been a timeless classic with better writing.

    • @Darkfyreofthezenith
      @Darkfyreofthezenith 5 років тому +5

      @@Debilinside It was at least better than Despicable Me which is the reason Megamind didn't do so well

  • @Amanda-ug6gp
    @Amanda-ug6gp 4 роки тому +15

    Anyone else binge watching cinemasins during quarantine?

  • @panigbrowardcollege
    @panigbrowardcollege 3 роки тому +36

    Why I like this movie: a cool badass female main character who doesn’t fall in love with the side characters and isn’t all “I’m not like other girls haha quirky 😌😌😌😉😇😇☺️😊😇😂”

    • @loudic1817
      @loudic1817 Рік тому +1

      this. i love Susan’s development.
      if the meteor didn’t hit her, it’s likely she would’ve been unhappy and become a cliche trophy wife. but everything that happens let’s her become a strong independent hero who doesn’t need to fAlL iN lOvE

  • @SirSyn0
    @SirSyn0 5 років тому +337

    *5:06*
    "What do people scream when they see you coming?"
    *"DID YOU PULL OUT IN TIME!?"* XD

  • @mechanicpluto2430
    @mechanicpluto2430 5 років тому +657

    *UUH.*
    Cinemasins we all know that is not the sound of getting hit by an asteroid, THIS is.
    *OOF.*

    • @adampalmer7387
      @adampalmer7387 5 років тому +4

      Rock in roll

    • @pigeonb3443
      @pigeonb3443 5 років тому +4

      Ok at this point i just want to die

    • @mechanicpluto2430
      @mechanicpluto2430 5 років тому +3

      @@pigeonb3443 Realistically don't we all

    • @Izzie-hi8bg
      @Izzie-hi8bg 5 років тому +2

      OOUUUAAW

    • @Sunny-vb2dd
      @Sunny-vb2dd 5 років тому +1

      MechanicPluto24 nah its this:
      Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

  • @thebox2909
    @thebox2909 3 роки тому +6

    Him laughing at Reese's noise when she was crushed is priceless.

  • @ace9367
    @ace9367 2 роки тому +7

    12:06 they found her because she's huge it's as simple as that.

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +365

    Oh she attacks him with a spoon because it's Reese Witherspoon c:

    • @DL1of1
      @DL1of1 5 років тому

      Oh she attacks him with a spoon because its Reese witherspoon c:

  • @joshuabailey6246
    @joshuabailey6246 5 років тому +227

    "Nobody's awake at 5 am except weather men, newspaper carriers, and vampires"
    *oh but you're wrong*

    • @akiplisetsky7972
      @akiplisetsky7972 5 років тому +32

      and american highschool students (Or is it all countries that do school?)

    • @MisterBurgerBeachball
      @MisterBurgerBeachball 5 років тому +28

      Squidward: "Who would eat a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?"
      Patrick: "Oh boy, 3 AM!" (munches on patty)

    • @videlonlyfans8495
      @videlonlyfans8495 5 років тому +4

      SomethingScanning I get up at 5 for school at the latest

    • @nopenope273
      @nopenope273 5 років тому +1

      got em, I say, as I post this reply at 4:56 am

    • @drfidelis558
      @drfidelis558 5 років тому +3

      Yesterday I got up and was ready for school at 12:24 AM
      Not even kidding.

  • @obliviousidiot.
    @obliviousidiot. 4 роки тому +5

    4:31 Gulliver’s Travels Part 2: Monsters VS. Aliens
    Also you missed the scene where the president runs down the stairs with debris
    Hint:
    *cliche moment*
    and
    *Prometheus School of Running Away from Things*

  • @sophiep2725
    @sophiep2725 3 роки тому +5

    Cloaca: a common cavity at the end of the digestive tract for the release of both excretory and genital products in vertebrates (except most mammals) and certain invertebrates. Specifically, the cloaca is present in birds, reptiles, amphibians, most fish, and monotremes.

  • @shadowfyst997
    @shadowfyst997 5 років тому +621

    When I first saw this movie, I quite enjoyed it, and have always been surprised to hear the hate it got. I even watched the halloween special they made. Of course, this might be entirely because of the fact that white haired women are absolutely my thing, but I still enjoyed the humour.

    • @societyproductions
      @societyproductions 5 років тому +49

      Yeah, I also enjoy this movie. It isn't the best, but can appreciate it. I was also a hit surprised hearing other's hatred, but people do have opinions.
      I've only seen the Halloween special once so I barely remember it. I did remember they had a TV show that didn't run for very long.

    • @shadowfyst997
      @shadowfyst997 5 років тому +20

      @@societyproductions Yeah, I never did watch the show, but at the very least, the movies were good for a good laugh. Also, according to the stats in this video...apparently the first movie actually did pretty well box office wise? So, /shrug XD

    • @awesomedonut8228
      @awesomedonut8228 5 років тому +12

      The only thing I remember in the Halloween special is B.O.B getting it on with a plate of jelly. At least I think that’s what happened.

    • @certifiedcoolguy583
      @certifiedcoolguy583 5 років тому +4

      hold up

    • @user-nz2vk9rq6y
      @user-nz2vk9rq6y 5 років тому +5

      I still like this movie and sometimes rewatch it for the comedy.

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 5 років тому +167

    If my fiancée suddenly shot up to 49'11", we would try to make it work.

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 5 років тому +15

      I'd be so freaking happy I'd do whatever it'd take to make it work and make her happy with it too!

    • @Z2Z9
      @Z2Z9 5 років тому +25

      She got dem big tiddies 😋🥰

    • @Arik-2103
      @Arik-2103 5 років тому +17

      Would you finger or body her?

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 років тому +8

      As long as they’re the same person on the inside it’s fine

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 5 років тому +5

      Somebody has a growth spurt fetish.

  • @owoberon4947
    @owoberon4947 2 роки тому +3

    16:00 i'm sure that at least 70% of the budget was spent on that burger at the start

  • @RM-cn8pw
    @RM-cn8pw 4 роки тому +8

    6:31 Monsters vs Aliens came out in 2009. Despicable Me came out in 2010.

    • @BeigeCereal
      @BeigeCereal 3 роки тому

      Thank goodness someone said that!

  • @JojovonKoopa
    @JojovonKoopa 5 років тому +228

    That piano scene just yells at my face "Make memes out of me!"

  • @bradys1667
    @bradys1667 5 років тому +547

    I would like to take this time to remind you that Dreamworks has made both Prince of Egypt and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron! Both are amazing movies! Go watch them!

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 5 років тому +30

      YESS grew up watching both. love them.

    • @jesshill4279
      @jesshill4279 5 років тому +24

      Yes! Spirit is still one of my favourite movies :D

    • @matthewmckenna248
      @matthewmckenna248 5 років тому +28

      Along with Madagascar, Kung Fu Panda, And How to Train your Dragon.

    • @shariffrivers7225
      @shariffrivers7225 5 років тому +21

      Prince of egypt was the shit

    • @diegosanchez894
      @diegosanchez894 5 років тому +12

      I watched an essay on POE like a week ago and had "deliver us" stuck since

  • @leighanneslegoproduction353
    @leighanneslegoproduction353 2 роки тому +3

    I really love that movie, I’ve love “Monsters vs Aliens” ever since I was a little kid. And when I was a kid, I’ve always considered Susan as my best friend and my big sister.

  • @g.d.graham2446
    @g.d.graham2446 2 роки тому +4

    The meteorite striking her moment was still HILARIOUS

  • @af5852
    @af5852 5 років тому +457

    I love that giant, weird ass bug more than I could ever express

  • @TetraTheThief
    @TetraTheThief 5 років тому +492

    12:46 Because he needs to get through them first... CinemaSins Sins: 1

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 5 років тому +61

      Yea but he tells the computer to close them all so shouldn't the computer...yah know close em all

    • @-datnerd-3125
      @-datnerd-3125 5 років тому +22

      @@pixyl4415
      Basically AI

    • @Adam-cq2yo
      @Adam-cq2yo 5 років тому +44

      @@pixyl4415 I mean, the computer seems to be... not very computery. I think it's just part of being an advanced technology alien computer. Able to think for itself and taunt humanoid cockroaches.

    • @augustocraveiro100
      @augustocraveiro100 5 років тому

      I thought of that too :)

    • @yvisnasa129
      @yvisnasa129 5 років тому +11

      13:10 he was relating it to something that came out after the movie
      Cinema Sins sins: 2

  • @satilinethejay
    @satilinethejay 4 роки тому +6

    I remember when this movie came out my mom took me and my siblings to see it for a week straight because the tickets were cheap

  • @NuBFnDr
    @NuBFnDr 3 роки тому +3

    You left out the funniest part of the movie. While the army was trying to subdue Susan, they shot her with a tranquilizer dart. She pulls it out and throws it at the ground but it goes through one of the marines feet. Hilarious how he pauses to look down before shrieking.

  • @jed9902
    @jed9902 5 років тому +390

    I really want to see a movie made by cinemasins

    • @Rocco-tb9ih
      @Rocco-tb9ih 5 років тому +29

      JED it would really be *sinsational*... sorry

    • @scuzzbug
      @scuzzbug 5 років тому +38

      but even then they would find a way to sin their own movie, even if they specifically try to make it sin-free

    • @jed9902
      @jed9902 5 років тому +2

      I cant think of anything but i will soon. Maybe. Even if it did have sins, I’m just curious to see what it would look like

    • @graylindblad1261
      @graylindblad1261 5 років тому +1

      JED wait if you are wanting a movie with no sins then your wrong

    • @graylindblad1261
      @graylindblad1261 5 років тому

      If you look back to a couple years ago then you see there is a everything wrong with cinema sins and therefore there is no way to have a 0 sin movie

  • @cutieundertale8865
    @cutieundertale8865 5 років тому +476

    I still love this movie even 10 years after it came out (March 27th 2009) it's not a full year but whatever.

    • @kalishatusky1890
      @kalishatusky1890 5 років тому +3

      ten days till that happens

    • @kaimikalaniYT
      @kaimikalaniYT 5 років тому

      I remember when it came out. I loved it then and I still do now. I’m so watching it on the ten year anniversary :)

    • @SMOOTHIEGOOSIE
      @SMOOTHIEGOOSIE 5 років тому

      Don’t you mean a full decade

    • @Mahaliak
      @Mahaliak 5 років тому

      I know its amazing

    • @morvaui
      @morvaui 5 років тому

      You’re right, it hasn’t been a full year! It’s been a full *nine* years and 300+ days as of when this comment was posted.

  • @bluedragonfox
    @bluedragonfox 4 роки тому +3

    Lol " Apparently the role of today's wedding pianist wil be played by Voldemort's mom. " I almost choked on candy 🤣😂

  • @Mateo-kf1ud
    @Mateo-kf1ud 3 роки тому +3

    0:31 Well, you've never had an alien invasion.

  • @chubbycupcakes1746
    @chubbycupcakes1746 5 років тому +408

    Mark Zuckerberg most be really proud staring in the movie
    as the green lizard

  • @thiccfrosty6818
    @thiccfrosty6818 5 років тому +613

    This was my favourite film as a kid

  • @joshbobst1629
    @joshbobst1629 2 роки тому +2

    That Helen Parr Richard Reed reaching for a joke joke was a good one.

  • @FappleJackity
    @FappleJackity 4 роки тому +7

    This movie has Ed Helms, John Krasinski, and Rainn Wilson. Any Office fans?