Everything Wrong With Hotel Transylvania Transformania In 18 Minutes or Less
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- Опубліковано 3 кві 2024
- Hotel Transylvania Tranformania is definitely a movie that happened. I know, right! Let's count some sins.
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Everyone forgetting that nowhere at all did Drac say he was giving his hotel to Johnny.
He ONLY said he was giving it to Mavis
So true
Mavis low-key caused all the problems in this film, yet Drac gets all the blame
Yeah, but Jonnhy is her husband, to technically the hotel are for both.
@@rocbenaa1963 Not exactly.
"The last 3 movies had Dracula accepting that Johnny was a human, over and over again."
Phew, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.
I think that's kinda the point? the fact that they retread the same main character arc in each movie feels intentional. I've always looked at the hotel transylvania series as a sitcom, but with feature-length episodes.
I don't remember the first two sequels doing that because Johnny had little bearing on the plot.
@@jclkaytwoThen they should've made a Netflix series than 3 fucking movies
@@elistewart3170 I don't think netflix series were really a thing in 2012
YUP
I didn't even notice that Brian Hull replaced Adam Sandler as Dracula. He does quite an uncanny impression.
Same
Same
H...how? It is instantly obvious that it isnt Adam Sandler.
@@bradr2567 , I didn’t know Adam Sandler originally voiced Drac to begin with
@@bradr2567 sorry i offended you by not thinking the exact same thing as you at all times, ill get right on improving myself so as to not make that mistake again
One of the most well-known facts about vampires is that they can turn humans into other vampires. This whole plot could’ve been avoided if Johnny simply asked Mavis or Dracula to turn him into a vampire like them. Yet they conveniently forget about that for the sake of the plot. Besides, Johnny will age and die like a normal human while Mavis will live forever as a vampire. I would’ve loved a “Hotel Transylvania” movie centered around this than what we got instead!
That definitely would of probably made a more interesting movie lol
I've been complaining about that since the first film. Drac gave Johnny a hard time for being human when he could just turn him into a vampire. Then the 2nd film makes it worse because now it's complaining about the grandson not being a vampire, and like wtf. Just bite them and turn them into vampires ffs.
Yes, but what if he didn't want to be a vampire? Also now that I think about it. Wouldn't this pose a significant STD risk for him? Being with a vampire.
@@knellycornnan5132 Really? The whole plot revolved around Johnny going out of his way to turn himself into a monster, so it would've been fine for him to become a vampire. And knowing Johnny, he would've loved all the powers and abilities that came with being a vampire. Also, I don't think he'd have to worry about STD's since the first movie said that Dracula and Mavis drink blood substitutes.
Or having Mavis bite her dad
Missed opportunity for Sony with the title, I mean "Hotel Trans4mania" was right there. Anyway bro imma need you to sin the animated DC Injustice film and "You Got Served"
Facts
100000 sin for your comment
That's so clever 👏
Wait how is your comment made 14 hrs ago, when this video was just uploaded 2 hours ago lol
@@oscarsimonvelasco4263probably had early access or smth
We not gonna sin the fact that the monster transformation made Drac and Murray old, and the others middle age, even though they all knew each other in 1887?
1887 to be more accurate.
@@hunterolaughlin yeah, that’s what I meant 😅
@@amethystsavage4018What did the comment originally say?
@@MaxBunny7902 1987 🫣
@@amethystsavage4018 Oh
I don't know if I'm more surprised that there's now four movies of this franchise, or that I had no idea that this film even existed until now.
Hi
I learned of it, but I legitimately forgot its existence till now.
And a cartoon series
It came out on Amazon Prime on a January
In the original Frankenstein the monster was supposed to be sexy but the eyes were what was creepy so Frank being a stud is lore accurate.
When the cinema sins commentary is better in 18 minutes then a full fledged movie you know you’ve sinned your last cinema sin on a franchise
Major sin shovel for not going with the obvious Johnny will die of old age unless he gains immortality plot.
Ah, you'd never make it as a studio exec in charge of shoveling cheap pablum down kids' throats to make a quick buck from exhausted parents; the last thing anyone wants is for kids to walk away from their babysitter-screens grappling with the existential dread of our inevitable mortality.
I bet 90% of people watching this video didn't know this movie existed
LITERALLY ME
Everyone does.
Was of the few that had long seen it and even started going through it in a bit of a cinema sins style XD The things that really annoyed me the most was the whole Dracula apparently can now mind control a vampire and Dennis and Winnie doing literally nothing in the whole movie when I honestly liked their interactions, and also as if Dracula couldn't just immobilize Johnny with his ability so that he could then aim the staff to hit him
I already knew this movie, because I'm a Hotel Transylvania fan!!!
@@canadavatar That exists?
*Megamind 2 exists*
CinemaSins: *Dreads*
That video would be 5 hours of screaming
Yes please
The end edits are always the best part.
But "Your wings Johnny! Wings?!" "WOAH boy that Red Bull's some strong stuff!" was really hilarious.
A rare time an actual product placement/mention is actually deserved and funny.
Dracula and his monster friends are going for a walk.
A very enthusiastic walk.
He was DYING to sink his teeth into something...
Thank you friend, I'm now off to rewatch Hellsing Abridged again
Literally in the second movie:
"Um, I'm a vampire, I can't be hypnotized"
*Drac hypnotized Johnny's son, who is a vampire*
Plot Twist: it only works on full vampires
And dracula has frozen mavis more than once in the other movies
I thought that the reason that he could hypnotize Denise was because he’s a dampire (half vampire half human) so due to him not having all the vampire powers probably, Drac could do it
Johnny and Drac respected each other in the past 3 movies,Drac even starting to love him. So let's throw that the window
123 sins? Just 123? Oh you didn't nearly sin the movie to its full potential
The patience wore thin
Say what you will, but Brian Hull did a magnificent job as Drac.
The only crime is that it was for an afterthought of a movie like this. Feels as impressive as it is backhanded.
The bar wasn't very high...ah-ah-ahhhh
No he didn’t
The first movie was actually amusing. Every movie to come after was just exhausting
Honestly the series could’ve survived better if more focus was put on Dennis and Winnie, since the writers clearly only want little kids as their audience.
You did not point out that the magic ray will turn any human into a monster and then they test it on a hamster to see if it's safe.
It's funny though, they could have easily made the plot work by saying: "Johnny, I know you overcame a lot of things with being a human. But one day... you will leave Mavis alone and as a Monster you would live longer. I don't want Mavis to go through the pain of losing a loved one and raising a kid alone."
THERE! FIXED! It was that easy! They could have just said: "Hey you gonna die in like 40 years my dude. Maybe 30 and the plot could have made sense.
Haven’t watched the video yet but here’s a sin that should be addressed; Mavis is the source of the movie’s conflict!
She overheard a private conversation between her dad and stepmother, and told Johnny about. Then Johnny goes to talk to Drac about it, causing Drac to panic and make up the lie about Johnny needing to be a monster, causing Johnny to look for a way to become a monster. This all happened because Mavis couldn’t keep her mouth shut!
That's stretching it.
In other words:
Women _[Ding!]_
No mention of the parallel that the thing Dracula cares about most is his hotel AND daughter?
There's some parallel there. And Jonny ruining either is a heck of a message.
thanks for reminding me of mr blobby, the eldritch horror
This movie's plot could've been easily solved if Mavis just turned Jhonny into a vampire.
That's exactly what I wanted to happen. I would have liked this movie a lot more if that happened.
Highly agree!
Or if Dracula asked Mavis to bite him to turn him back into a vampire after being accidentally turned human. Wayne could also have his human transformation reversed in a similar manner by asking his wife to claw him with her claws. Unfortunately for Frank (or rather fortunate for him), Griffin and Murray would have to spend the rest of their lives as humans.
@@hunterolaughlinYeah, that was a plot hole that was obvious from just the trailers. Even if Drac didn't want Mavis to know, he could have any other vampire bite him, including Dennis or Vlad.
@@pompe221 And Vlad wasn’t even in the film! He just disappeared without any explanation! You’d think with the titular hotel itself celebrating its 125th anniversary and his son retiring to give the hotel to his granddaughter and grandson-in-law, he’d attend the party.
"I am become Bored to Death, destroyer of films."
"McGuffinery" is my word for the day. Thanks, Cinema Sins!
As an additional sin to him never seeing the sun
He litterally has!
he flew around in the sun for like the last 10 minutes of the first movie
But when he became human the sun wouldn't turn him into dust.
@@TheNeos07 It didn't really before.
It clearly hurt, and he wasn't happy about it. But both he and Mavis were able to run around in the sun.
he spent a solid 10 minutes in direct sunlight as a bat, and was fine afterwards
@@kharnthebetrayer8251 I think what happened is he was so focused on not dying that he never got the chance to appreciate the sun, if that makes sense.
@WolfPackGamingOfficial yeah, he wasn't focused on it at the time.
But it shows he can hang out in the sun for a little.
He could open the curtains and look at a sunrise whenever he wants. It just hurts a bit
@@kharnthebetrayer8251Actually, he did start to burn a little during that scene in the first movie.
Gonna be honest. I didnt even know there was a movie after 2 . This here is how I found out there was a 3 and 4.
My major issue is if Johnny was ever concerned about not fitting in with his monster family, why didn't he just ask Dracula or Mavis to turn him into a vampire? Would have made for a better sequel plot and saved having a kid for the third one.
You somehow missed, at 21 seconds, that Mavis is leaning against the window, but then it is wide open when the camera angle changes after musical starts. 1 point.
off topic but.....
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE EMOJI AT THE END
@@Yugi_Twins_Lover I just clicked the emoji character beneath the text entry field. 😉
Quick question.
The zombie that turned human was turned back into a zombie after another zombie bit him.
So if that happened, can't Wayne and Dracula be bitten to turn back into monsters?
If so, then really the only ones who should've gone on the trip with Johnny are Frank, Griffin and Murray.
And Murray too.
I completely agree with not giving Jonny the hotel. He is a major screw up in every situation except backpacking in the first movie which led to marriage and children.everything else he touches is a disaster and it is completely understandable that Dracula would not want to leave him the thing he has worked on tirelessly for 125 years.
5:58 Literally the funny part of the movie.
Missed a sin, Drac did freeze Mavis in the first movie but can't now?
Yall just gonna ignore the part where the movie gets eaten by Griffin's ass during the monster to human transformation huh
I mean I’m surprised Johnny wasn’t turned into a vampire already, unless they don’t care if he dies and leaves his wife and kid to live without him
This movie series breaks a lot of its own rules going more and more down the line.
A million sins on Jeremy for calling his virginity his flower 🌸
6:58 that somebody is meeeeeeeee
I JUST realized Mavis is Selena Gomez. I thought Only Murders in the Building was haunting me for a second 😂😂
So these guys waited just over 2 years to sin this movie after it came out but had no problem sinning movies like Murder Mystery 2, GotG Vol. 3, The Flash (2023), Elemental, Fast X, the Mario movie, The Little Mermaid (2023), Across the Spiderverse, and Transformers: Rise of the Beasts on the same year they all came out. Makes sense to me.
It's easier for them to skip over garbage like this that most people didn't know or care about.
It's been 2 years, time flies.
1:52 Johnny looked like a member of the Kingsmen Secret Service.
Johnny said “What color is your Bugatti?”
i don't blame drac whatsoever for not trusting johnny
A game, my favorite people on UA-cam. Thank you. ❤
Jeremy I love how you pick a phrase during one of your video's and repeat it. Lol.
I'm watching this again see ya😂
17:06 i assume the aninators ran out of 3D animating budget there lol
10:20 aren't you the one who's trying to catch the smurfs?
9:17 - bro literally violated Boeing frfr
😂 Dracula like "Its broken, its your problem now!"
The reason Dracula brought the huge suitcase is because he fit in it. He was planning on changing back and being in it for the travel back. His mistake there was depending on Jonny who would not be in monster form to assist in the transpretation.
0:41 That's such a good Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping reference. I love that movie. It's one of my favourite comedy movies of all time
13:53 Skyrim would like a word😂
AND cinemasins guy will be please to know....they are making a 5th movie.
Please sign the petition to Sony to not make it.
Just looked it up and apparently this movie made $18.5M on a $75M budget... Major bomb. If they make a 5th at this point they're just crazy lol
Movie recommendation: Blast From The Past (1999). A romcom movie but also a classic. I’d love to see the sins on this!
I love the reference to Andy Sambergs Popstar film. That caught me off guard 😂
Jim Gaffigan is awesome (diarrhea.. pocket)😂😂 (what room are you staying in?)
I felt sorry for Jim Gaffigan upon learning he played Van Helsing in these movies
my personal theroy is that with the passeage of time both you and the channel are taking it a little easier and mabey for good reason IDK also i am starting to feel like the cincounter have seen things
I’ve waited so many for this 😂
even when I was watching the movie I thought the excuse that johnny wasn't a monster was really flimsy. Especially when bro is married to a VAMPIRE. Seems like something that can be very easily fixed to me
While Transformia may have been the weakest film of the Hotel Transylvania franchise, It was still very interesting to see what Johnny Looked like as a monster and what Dracula and friends looked like as humans.
And whenever I see the part where Van Helsing says that the more time a human spends as a monster the more monster they become, I'm surprised that the writers didn't make it so that the longer Drac and friends stayed humans they would continue to age until they turned to dust.
ok that make a lot of sense and im baffed as to why they did not do that
I agree. If the monster ray causes humans turned monsters to become more monster, Then the ray should've stripped monsters of their longevity when they become human.
The first sin should have been the fact that it took you this long to upload another Hotel Transylvania sins video.
Really would love to see sins on the movie Feast
Some companies just don’t know when to stop making movies ;-;
That floating nerves system reminds me of the nerves system that came out of the girl on the Netflix show
Babe wake up Cinemasins posted again!
Even for a kids' film, and even for a sins video, it's actually striking how big this movie's problems with internal consistency are. Making brainless entertainment to babysit young'uns with is one thing, but it really feels like the script for this thing was just pulled from an AI slurry of mashed-together tropes and characters with no human input but to cash the checks.
10:10-10:14 😂
“Cost me my right back wheel”zooms in on his left
I think cinemasins should be sinning ‘th3 birdman’ , a UA-camr who sins cinemasins for their sins. I’m making a whole UA-cam war here.
I forgot this movie even existed, like, it wasn’t even in theatres
"This is hard to watch" "I agree" TAKE IT AWAY, Ciname sins, yessssssssss
Please do Richard Scarry's Best Counting Video Ever
This is my favorite movie from the franchise
I would love to see you guys tackle The Shaun The Sheep Movie one day.
You don’t release how long I’ve waited for you guys to sin this movie
Can't be much more than two years lol
Interesting movie to watch!
There's only one sin in this movie: It's premise and plot being something that was solved all the way back in the first movie
I was wondering when you’d sin this. Well at least you didn’t completely ignore its existence and refuse to sin it like with Goosebumps Haunted Halloween!
I can't wait for the CinemaSins video sinning the 5th movie in this series.
right bef 1 hour
I single-handedly rewatched 2:17-2:22 five times 😂.
There’s also the fact that the novelization(which came out before the movie) has a totally different ending in regards to the cave where the crystal is. That by itself deserves a sin or two.
Honestly, If they were going to make a fourth movie, they should have made it based on dennis being half human Or johnny getting older. That way, one can explore a 1/2 human half vampire hybrid dynamic while also
Including the dread of dying Before seeing your son grow up. It would have taken the film back to the seriousness of the first film while also addressing the pot holes of the franchise
Everything With End Of Days, Godzilla Minus One and Sleepwalkers.
I was not planning on watching this movie. But now that I know BrianHull is in it, I have to because I love him
my ick is when there's a character in the background who would actually benefit from the McGuffin but they just let them stay suffering for a joke or because they aren't a main character
He's probably afraid if he makes a video about Madame web it would destroy the sin counter again😂
F;$ck it, it’s broken now, your problem now PEACE! got me dying on the floor 💀💀
F*ck it. It’s broken.your problem now .PEACE
- Dracula
Do sea beast next pls
11:21 sin for calling wolf pups cubs they are pups
You are absolutely correct with all these sins, but I love these pointless movies 😂
Wow. I just saw this movie yesterday! 😂
9:35 or in other words "incredibly human drac survives this...again..." *ding*
Wait. That's after the vacation and from 6hrs ago? I remember this sin video clearly and it hadn't grandson or girlfriend... wtf?
Honestly should've stopped at 3
Yeah 3 was perfect the way it was
Yeah