CS2 - I selled my wife for internet connection
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Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elite 2
Yep
*please no copy pasterino my story*
Anermaly is coming for your ass.
Pretty shitty move to copystrike anomalys own clip dude😐
Buying internet with money:❌
Buying internet with wife:✅
Based
buying internet with the money you got from ur "selled" wife.
Yessir
What do you call a person who steals your wallet and run away.
Your wife
New currency
Wifi > Wife
Niall lmao
lmao
Wifefi
Lmfao
Sorry for my bed England
They don’t even sound like they’re having fun, they’re laughing so hard they’re in pain. It almost feels like I’m watching a curse that makes you laugh to death in real time
Peep the horror
@@6tony1gray4 it pulsates 😢
joker
Wait Killswift?
@@waterguy1744 it pulsates 😩
words cannot explain how i want to hear this for the first time again. i was on the floor with tears in my eyes pissing myself with laughter while my stomach died of pain. best laugh ever.
so true
yes
just saw it for 1st time, cant stop rewatching
@@heinzerr aren’t you lucky
@@jxri._579 saw it for the first time lmao
"pls no copy pasterino my story."
-Stephen Hawking
lol underrrated
he suddenly became spanish there
His magnum opus
Mamamia pasterino
@Suhayb Ali I can back this up I'm part Italian
Sorry for my 🛏🏴!
omg
I selled my 🧏♀️ for 🌐
@@MythiqueDash for play conter strike
@@duck1399 U hav a bed england.it is supposd to be "conter stirk"
Also pls No copy 🍝rino my Story
I've just discovered this video and this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
This is a pure gem.
Same 🤣🤣
This is Best 4Chan moment mann.
me too
''Don't bite the hand that feeds you''
Spoken England in just 10 second.
90% BUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHUA
5% Selling wife for internet connection
5% Having bad England
%0 counter stirk? Fuck you man
Over Powered LOL MEMES helo sorry for me bed England I selled me mom for internet connection to right these coment
Over Powered LOL MEMES bed england*
England is my bed
bed england*
Wife: "But honey, we can't afford faster internet."
This guy: *"or can I"*
well 400 ping is definetly fast xDD
Ahahahah one of the best comments i've seen in ma life XD
like who said "we" sorry honey your going right back to the streets i mean those one-taps arent gona make themselves are they?
*I
@@arisen3806 ? this a joke or serious?
I hope anomaly accepted that guy's trade offer after laughing hysterically for 2 minutes 😂
he did give him the knife
man i wish i could relive this for the first time, i still remember it from years ago and i genuinely think it’s the longest i’ve ever laughed at anything in my life
00:24 he have guitar in his throat
Berkoud LOL
now i cant unhear it
Omg your comment made me laugh even more 😂
I think that's the other people laughing, not him.
Bruh I heard it
wife for wifi?
NadeKing yup
Trade master. Anomaly, go back to your corner
waifu for waifai
wife
why not ?
He's 55 years old today, you guys think he's still in somalia with the wife he sold?
*selled
probably became a pirate and got arrested by spanish naval army and living happily life inside jail in madrid
@@wildbaguette6767with good internet connection in prison
@@Pyx137 playing conter stirk with 400 ping on brazil server
He may selled his cellmate too because he copy pasterino his story
The way his acting breaks down as he reads it is pure gold
“Pls no copy pasterino my story” - disclaimer written on the first page of all of Shakespeare’s original works
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
0:59 TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
The wheezing tho lmao
AVD LMAO
I cannot unhear it
how the fuck did you hear that
IM FUCKING CRYING
It’s been over 7 years and this still a golden moment in the history of the internet
Wish I could hear this for the first time again.
same
@Τουρκική Δημοκρατία της Δυτικής Θράκης same
SAME MAN
At the same time, this will never get old.
Me too lmao
It’s tradition to come back to this every once in a while
Indeed🤣😂
You got that right
true
😂😂😂😂
Yes sir. Keeping the tradition going.
The way his voice cracked at “internet connection” 😂 pure gold
This is the most legendary anomaly bit ever in csgo's history, this should be burried in a golden time capsule
Throw "YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ ON A MINECRAFT SERVER" in there too
And don't forget the Russian guy from England, America with his president Michael Jordan
@@kingshablooshki4433 my brother from another mother... man of culture here
@@OPgamer123 fr
@@OPgamer123 Haix😊❤😮😢🎉😅
"What kind of instrument do you play?"
Anomaly: *Throat banjo*
underrated comment
@@94crx31 Ayo fr hahaha this is underrated
you're laughing... he selled his wife for play "conter-strik" and you're laughing
Anyone here after Anomaly video?
The laughter can cure cancer, for sure
Stronger than Chemotherapy?
dis mans laugh sound so fake tho
It can cure cancer indeed my bro..
Or induce it
Or give you cancer depending on how you look at it
legends say he's 52 years old today
edit: he's 53 now
amk
@@batur7183 küfretme laoo
@@dunyayolcusu7274 hüzünlendim lan
@@emir_han0 olum gerçek deil
@@mususi3283 gerçek olmadığını biliyom. Bunu ilk izlediğim zaman aklıma geldi ondan hüzünlendim.
This will NEVER not be funny. Their laughs too 😂 my soul dies from pleasure every time
"I selled my wife for internet connection"
*a whole minute of laughter*
Yeah like why?
The laughter is so beautiful
250th like :)
Captain Homie it's pure that's why it's so funny it's pure laughter
Yes it is
Oh no 665 likes :O
I gave you the 1k likes bro
0:24 Guitar laugh
If I had as many knives as Anomaly I would actually let that guy have it if he made me laugh like that
Apparently he also sold his english skills
Xd
its like no mans sky" you learned the vy'keen word stirk!"
England skils*
selled*
HHAHAHAHAHHAA
Im laughing more from their laughs more than the actual message
Same.
Lol same
*HOW DARE U*
The laughter is too contagious🤣
Yeaah me too
Who is here from Anomaly 3’s video?
Me babe
I selled my dignity for revenue on a video
1:16 *When you're trying to sneeze but you cant*
Too good
Reece Yee lmao
"pls no copy pasterino my story" 🤡
The legend says that the wife is now part of conter stirk.
Osvaldo Morínigo it's counter stirk 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Osvaldo Morínigo counter*
Scrublix Eskimoboi wishing death to someone just bcs he corrected you only shows how childish you are
I bet that you fail in every exam and blaming the teacher when your mom giving you a can of woop ass
yoval kuleshov ummmmwow
yoval kuleshov woosh
Imagine copystriking people that you stole the video from 7 years ago.
coped
What
@@CrazyPlayer-pf2hv this ensart guy filed a copystrike to anomaly clips channel when he uploaded this clip video to his own video. anomaly made a video about this whole drama.
last i saw was anomaly wanting to take down this video but looks like he isnt since ludde said he was a nice guy. i still think he shouldve taken the video down
The ensART guy is quite literally the 48 year man from somalia.
What do we know about him;
-He is 48 years old,
-He is from Somalia,
-He has a bed England,
-He "selled" his wife for internet connection,
-He plays Conter Stirk,
-He wants to become the goodest player,
-He plays with 400ping on Brazil server,
-He is Global Elite 2 (XD),
-He doesn't wants to copy pasterino his story.
*S T I R K*
Bed england
No this jok
Aynen.
@@McGercekBaklava seni yersem n olur?
"pls no *copy pasterino* my story"
i died lmao
Hoerensen Reinhard Trajet same😂
this clip never ages 😂😂
Honorless Guy. its not your own video, but striking the original owner of the content.
I love how 80% of it is just Anomaly dying if laughter
I love how u 100% Fked up the sentence at the end by putting If Rather than From :3
Gool Nool You just fucked up your correction by saying from rather than of, and I'm pretty sure he meant to write off and just misspelled since I and O are so close on the keyboard. Don't try to correct someone if you can't.
Vienkāršs Skatītājs From and of can both be applied for this sentence. Its of btw not off.
Render That im sorry, i had to destroy the 420
Ikr
This is how we buy internet in Somalia
I must sell my wife for england class
Somalyalı yusuf
Türkiye için de farklı değil aslında
Gorrick Açıklar mısın bari? Nasıl farklı değil?
So you must have at least 20 wives?
0:58 Twinkle Twinkle little star
🤣🤣🤣
Did you actually change from CS GO to CS2😐
0:44
He turned into a seal for a quick second.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
"i can't make money"
Teacher: What’s so funny?
Me: nothing
My brain: “I sell-ed my wife for internet connection”
@@juanflatroo same xD
@Gustav Crew bed england
no copy pasterino
YATAK INGILTERWNRIWHWOHWKDBIEHHWSIWHDIS
Same when I saw it 2 years ago🤣
This gotta be one of the most genuine laughs I ever heard in a while, this makes me keep living😌
Here after this monke brain lookin’ ahh decided to copyright strike anomaly 😂
*_I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION_*
*Does the broken violin laugh*
The best part
@@dollqutie i can t stop laugh
Youve been gnomed
@Yusuf Akyüz Ahahahsjxhwnxhshxn
Showed it to my mother because I found it funny.
She got offended, and got mad at me for finding it funny, and now i had to listen to 10 minutes of life lesson. Smh.
Your mother is a Karen.
God Emperor i wANT To sPEAk tO tHe MAnAgEr
Don't show shit to your mother
Never show your parents anything funny because then they’re gonna tell why it’s not funny and it’s really serious and you shouldn’t laugh at shit like that for 40 minutes.
@太邪太恶了犹太佬 yes.
back in 2015 people could laugh and make a good jokes. miss those days.
ballspenis#39
Still hasent removed the clip....
99.9% is laughter
00.1% is reading
This is amazing I love his accent ❤️
HAHAHAJA
So true
Its swedish or finnish accent
xd
@@kompo5997 how tf do you even compare finnish to swedish, they're nothing alike
@@moa4042 im finnish, accent were like finnish, but hes swedish.
And somehow it sounds same
*Wife Exist*
This guy: It's free real estate
Lol
Its free wifi
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
What a tragic story, I hope that one day he becomes the goodest player
I remember watching this for the first time and I legit couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard
I thought i was the only one😂😂😂😂😂😂
didn’t we all lmao
Same here, I was drowning in laughter.
Bro I swear I legit almost died laughing
I laughed so hard that my face hurted
It’s March 2019, and this is still gold
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHGAGAHAHAHA
Omg same😀
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣I can't.....😂😂🤣😂😂
Yas
It's April 2019 , and it is still DOPE
It’s May and still dope I’m LMAOO
ah yes, deleted the video to hide your tracks.
Unless youtube did it for you then hats off.
dont bite the hand that feeds you mr ensart
*legends say that anomaly accepted the trade.*
who wouldn't
After a story as good as that, you HAVE to accept.
@@lordpumpkinhead265 priceless glory and honor from this man in exchange for some pathetic gut knife
I think it’s a no-brainer to turn such an offer down!
@@lordpumpkinhead265 I imagine the guy chose such a relatively cheap knife on purpose. It’s juuuuuust cheap enough where you actually think “fck it, this is gold; offer accepted!”
My face hurts from laughing. Thank you.
Yeah all the muscles around my face are radiating heat energy lmao
p a s t e r i n o
Glute Gains I had the same reaction lol watch it a week after its upload
Hello, I am a 48-year-old man from Somalia. I apologize for my English; it's not very good. I made a difficult decision to sell my wife in order to have an internet connection so that I could play 'Counter-Strike.' I admire your skills and aspire to become a top player like you. Currently, I am playing with a ping of 400 on the Brazil server, and despite the challenges, I have reached the rank of Global Elite 2. Please don't copy and paste my story, as it is a unique journey.
The struggles I face with my internet connection have taught me resilience and determination. Playing with such high ping has honed my reflexes and adaptability, making me more strategic in the game. Despite the disadvantages, I refuse to let them hinder my progress.
I spend hours studying professional players' techniques and watching tutorials to improve my gameplay. I've also joined online communities and connected with players who share my passion. Through teamwork and collaboration, we aim to conquer the toughest opponents and make a name for ourselves in the gaming world.
I have dreams of one day participating in international eSports tournaments, representing Somalia on a global stage. It's a long and challenging journey, but I believe that with unwavering dedication and practice, I can become a renowned player.
In my pursuit of gaming excellence, I also recognize the importance of balance. While 'Counter-Strike' is my passion, I strive to maintain healthy relationships with my loved ones and fulfill my responsibilities outside the gaming world.
My story may be unconventional, but it is a testament to the power of determination and the ability to overcome obstacles. I hope that by sharing my journey, I can inspire others who face similar challenges to pursue their dreams, no matter how unconventional they may seem.
Thank you for taking the time to read my story. Your success as a player gives me hope and motivation to continue pushing forward. With every game I play, I strive to become the best version of myself, both in and out of the virtual world. Together, we can make a difference and show the world the strength of our passion for gaming.
Bro been holding that laugh since 1949
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
*C O N T E R S T I R K* : *brazil connection*
Sorry for my *bed england*
I selled my wife for Internet connection for play counter stirk
@@tiydrohero829 pls no copy pasterino my story
@@kristian2319 Global elite 2 :)
ADzhahahaha
hello my amigo
sorry for my bad Ingles taok
0:12 my favorite laughter
Ikr
Same🤣🤣🤣
Mine is 0:27
0:20
Ghaith Khalid sammeeeee
Wife: Honey we don't have any money to buy a home wifi
That dude: Who says we need money?
why you copyright anomaly
1:15 when cars don't start
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Game : Conter Stirk
Price: Your WiFE
İnternet içi-
@@lou-x2798 : D
@@lou-x2798 Conter stirk için küçük bir bedel :D
I have to get wife aspa sell her for good englanscounte strike
That long i freaks me out...
Screw this guy he striked Anomaly.
Kinda sad how a dude gets left alone uploading a video thats not his, and then taking the video down uploaded from the actual creator. scumbags are everywhere..
So true. He did it for "money" a sore loser fr.
1:42 When your teacher told you to read a paragraph but your friends start making faces
Underrated comment
Oh my fucking god why is that so accurate??? That shit happened every FUCKING TIME.
*Watch this to cure your depression.*
Ikr ): I am laughing so hard. Im watching this everytime when im sad xd
Depression seal!
Depression tape
*NO, JUST USE FLEX TAPE!*
And your self hatred
thief hope this video gets taken down
7 years later and its still one of the most iconic and funniest clip ive seen!
I will try to watch this video once a day for the rest of my life.
Bunty King did you do it? Its been 1 year
Did you do it?
boy... did you do it
yea same when i am depressed i watch this
Bunty King me to lol I sell id my wif fur internot conecton lololololololo
laughter chain pt.2
RabbitZone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What was part 1?
Black Blacker bruh you dumb
666 likes!!!! O_o
666
i remember hearing this for the 1st time, and i couldn’t stop laughing and my mom looked at me like i was crazy😭. life was better back then😩
DONT BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU LOL
Im global elite 2.
+BiriPlayerMı Dedi IM GLOVAL ELIT 3 BICH
+BiriPlayerMı Dedi aynen jatdfahrdfad
I'm global elite elite
Global elite master bitch.
Okadar ayrı yazmaya izin veriyor mu ? bilmiyorum
He's living in Somalia,he probably not joking about selling his wife
funny enough somalia has the best tele communications in africa and the middle east
Yung Bratz you mean selled his wife
@@abdulazizbahmed333 go slayer your selfy sori dor bed england but these thinks is needs to bee tolkien
@@abdulazizbahmed333 i thought they having a civil war or some shit
@@abdulazizbahmed333 but the payment is selling your wife right?
Nice money you got there , yall mind if i steal it
poor anomaly.... got copystriked
I searched this dude on steam. He still plays csgo.
Lol
Dude his wife are espensive
He streams as well.
@@stefano777 The streamer is called Anomaly.
he doesn't play CS:GO. He plays *Conter Stirik.*
0:24 When you first hear the "guitar strings" it cannot be unheard😂😂
Lemme check
Edit:HAHAHAHAHAHHA
@@glenno3874 xD
@@Abinaas-Sriranjan xD
@@shaggyiguana4630 Well that's sad. Still no gonna change that it's funny
@@shaggyiguana4630 Yea
copy strike original owner bozo
This guy copyright striked anomaly for uploading HIS OWN CLIP💀💀💀
"I selled my wife for internet connection" scammer 2016
"Sorry for my bed england,-" *instantly breaks character*
ensART biggest clown in history