CS:GO MATCHMAKING HIGHLIGHTS WITH HAIX THE RUSSIAN

I team up with Haix, the crazy Russian, for some hilarious matchmaking. Spoiler: we didn't win any games :-(
Here are Haix's links if you want to follow him:
/ haixxd
/ kinghaix

[@alex738thealex6]

4:51 legendary moment

[@peanut501]

yup

[@Marcel_RSL]

RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

[@CanonMay]

he became heavy

[@tienhamanh3533]

ARussianBoy Meet the Heavy

[@F1Legend33]

I aspire to be like this guy xD

[@Smith003]

Well... Haix is coming to Malta

[@jensapensa]

i bet hes super gay

[@bumpingblazer657]

there will be 2 g(a)uys in malta with masks. One is fat and one is not

[@AlwaysTiim]

ezz

[@warGasmshit]

the one whos not fat is a adidas tracksuit wearing gopnik, its perfect

[@leonkorner2185]

Just Nick. Ye

[@andraniktorosyan4393]

Haix moments :
1:21 "Do you want to hear a cool sound?"
1:42 "GO WIN MAN"
1:44 "WHY U NO WIN?!?!"
1:56 "Fuck you :)"
2:40 "HES ONLY TROLLING BLYAT"

[@Sonyawq]

Там на почти трёх минут было столько русского мата, сразу начинаю гордиться за нашу Родину и язык

[@Frostyklo]

Русские маты это отдельный вид искусства

[@cfl_finn4831]

Dont be

[@shiblinomanalif2102]

You mean Fatherland

[@MrKarat-up8gx]

​@@shiblinomanalif2102 Motherland

[@shiblinomanalif2102]

@@MrKarat-up8gx For the Fatherland

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

4:55 Russian terminator.

[@ggwpbb3402]

in the CIS, it has become a meme, we get offended when they call us stupid, etc., and some even start to spoil the game. I am not Russian, I am Kazakh. but they take me for Russian pls ENOUGH !!!!

[@garoldWintrou]

Киборг убийца

[@lopster2668]

@@garoldWintrou Дада

[@ElPirAaAa]

@@lopster2668 да дааа

[@vlamirino]

ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮСЬ

[@LEMNHOB]

6:24 This is the correct way to do the national anthem of Russia

[@kiblowekwiatki9763]

LEMN HOB / ليمن هوب Raad is it you?

[@zebastianfrench3423]

4:55 no, this is

[@LEMNHOB]

Tatsu no raad Better than me million times

[@TrizzlyYT]

LEMN HOB / ليمن هوب yea ahahaha

[@TrizzlyYT]

LEMN HOB / ليمن هوب where is he?

[@Opium0piumm]

2:51 fucking love that scream 🤣

[@kairoward7738]

BLYAAAAAATT

[@future1751]

I love Russians, the things that they say are just straight outa left field and are just fucking hilarious

[@lololochka6128]

Да, мы весёлые ребята

[@zlolkekchebyrek]

))

[@inkinya4743]

@@lololochka6128 Ещё какие

[@Chego_blin0]

Даже обидно как то, что с нас смеются ╥﹏╥

[@Taino_Moshno_Dernyl]

Ну да. А мне смешно то, что у американцев за частую каждое 2-3 слово это " oh my fu*king god, oh shit, f*ck, stupid.

[@benjamineriksen6824]

2:40 when ur inner Russia gets out

[@banarnya]

The power of CS:GO😂

[@unturnedhelper3495]

Can you get translation pls?

[@user-bq4rs7to6l]

@@Iajsianwhz 👍👍👍

[@masterdaniel9665]

@@Iajsianwhz isnt pidaras like...homosexual? Gay?

[@hooxi3555]

Russia best страна

[@M67S_aljald]

Stil waiting 4 *BABA GANOUSH 3*
Edit1: oh shit its out XD

[@edetus4668]

BABA GANOUSSHHHH

[@GekkeSiebe]

yessss

[@PitingoDaBahia]

ty ahmed

[@salmanalzaraah1538]

Ibrahim yes boi

[@TheSodingen627]

helal lan

[@mercii03]

6:27 most big laugh thing *EVER*

[@russianlilhuddy4589]

7:02 That’s a cool sounding fish :)

[@roberte.ospeedwagon8444]

2:51
*Haix when Thanos snaps his fingers*

[@jasondavidson6925]

Yup

[@chrisandmattgaming7717]

sup bbg speedwagon

[@222keke]

AAAAAAA A A A

[@TheDarkKinders]

2:39 best part XD

[@impostrous]

No, 4:50

[@johnnyg4mer764]

hes only trolling blyat- [proceeds to rap faster than Eminem]

[@peimiashishak3532]

No, 6:25

[@dusenbay4895]

Ми раша мы лучше чем америка

[@bvivg19]

@@dusenbay4895 racist

[@gavarismega8176]

2:36 when your trolling in a serious match.

[@temempiky3554]

2:40 bro swears is just built different
4:51 human Terminator☠️
6:25 bro song his anthem

[@HollyLamovsky]

РЫРЫРЫРЫРЫРЫРЫРЫ&ЫРЫРЫРРЫРЫРЫРЫРЫРРЫРЫРЫРЫРЫР

[@guderian_hainz]

Да да да

[@HollyLamovsky]

after 4:51
перезаряжаюсь (reloading)

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

2:49 That scream in the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@HT0027]

sounds like scarxlrd

[@lastunio]

@@HT0027 Ty tutaj?

[@HT0027]

@@lastunio tak

[@davyb59]

@@HT0027 or Ghostemane

[@bryne7151]

Perfectly cut scream

[@angelogennari8276]

4:56 heavy in csgo

[@Rynobii]

Tachanka

[@redotusuback1063]

Pootis

[@swolzer]

guy from trailer is real

[@J0BL3SS]

@@swolzer so true

[@idevillaini5819]

From tf2?

[@blackerio23]

2:40 The true reason I'am learning russian

[@Timur_Ragin]

Хочешь научу русскому мату? 😏

[@Alek57]

Same here 😂

[@Ivodobrov]

@@Timur_Raginда

[@Ivodobrov]

пожалуйста

[@GoodHero]

​@@Timur_RaginБля тож могу помочь если ответит, всей дотой поможем

[@Pyrofoxical]

2:49 imagine how much interesting original and funny content we lost because of that kick

[@pm_monsterr]

OH NAWWW

[@Timur_Ragin]

Почему потеряли?

[@kuwepsi]

@@Timur_Raginну он имеет виду что когда кикнули нашего, они потеряют много контента

[@sapphire8608]

6:38 WAS THE BEST SECONDS OF MY LIFE!

[@lauri2167]

Haix is that typical russian from every matchmaking.

[@ucco3044]

Pii mä per kele?

[@michaelehrmantraut816]

This could not be more true

[@mucajh765]

vit tu saa ta na per ke le

[@zephith]

is he actuall russian?

[@maksimvoronkin6201]

Pii mä I agree, fucking dipshit that starts screaming in the middle of a clutch

[@sarijohansson1484]

2:45 most russian momment ever in my life

[@GlGACHU]

Back when Ukrainian, Russian and other humans used to play together and have fun rather than playing CSGO in real life

[@redline6453]

грустно(

[@mannmctrash]

At least we don't have to worry about Haix getting conscripted, his Russian Stick arms are too weak to hold AK

[@schmeatgaming853]

CSGO February 2022 no respawn update

[@sttyiana]

@@mannmctrash nah, he is just blind

[@freedomwhenneeded]

yeah and the ukrainians play as terrorists blowing themself up on bridges

[@csgoplayerjustyourusual337]

6:24-6:39 This will be my new alarm in 2020 xD

[@kidkid]

Mine is 6:13

[@dwmutheone]

lol

[@barfer__]

Mine is definitely 2:51

[@_sammyyy_]

i'm wheezing

[@Bulg69]

That laugh is now my alarm

[@khamidabdul7244]

6:05 Starwars in a nutshell

[@agentikk007]

4:50 тот самый легендарный момент))))))
РАТА ТА ТА ТА ТА ТА ТА ... ПЕРЕЗЯРАЖАЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮСЬ!!!!!!

[@rayunited2010foryou]

I just can't stop watching and laughing at that clip!

[@bebra3743]

4:45 легендарный момент 😂

[@zboyzboyzboyzboyzboy]

4:46

[@Akulenok_3231]

РарарататратаьаоаратататтаПЕРЕЖАРЕЖАЮСЬ !!!

[@dr.damien3865]

6:25 killed me. I was laughing for a straight 5 minutes!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-bq4rs7to6l]

😂🔫

[@dr.damien3865]

@@user-bq4rs7to6l lol

[@fofix9770]

РОССИЯ СВЕЩЕННАЯ НАША ДЕРЖАВА РОССИЯ ЛЮБИМАЯ НАША ААААА СТРАААААНААААААА

[@V4ni11aNotfound14]

haahahhah lol

[@Mixato_Tech]

@@fofix9770 Уже не очень

[@flakon6098]

*Woman calls 911*
Dispatch: 911 what’s your emergency?
Woman: I hear shots!!
Dispatch: Please calm down, what kind of shots?
4:54

[@boaca40]

Lol. This is funny because the video has 911 dislikes

[@UshankaMaster]

@@boaca40 oof

[@sartiee4957]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Eppexy]

RATATATATATATATAAA

[@SirPig1337]

Russian *Boolets*

[@user-lf2lq4gl9q]

Real fast I want to thank Haix . So last year I had a trip to go to England through my school and I was freaking out . I had never gone outside my country and I was scared to death about going . I really didn't want to go ... Then I watched this video ! Haix made me laugh so much my fear was pretty much gone ! Haix , I know you don't like Americans but I only thought it would be right to thank you . After watching the video I have now traveled to 4 places oversea ( including Russia ) and 12 in my country !! So thank you from the bottom of my heart Haix !!!

[@meuweh662]

4:54 иностранцы думают, как воюют русские!)

[@user-fr2ls4yw9p]

ФСБ В РОССИИ:ТАТАТАТТАТААТТАТАТАТААТТАТВТАТА

[@garoldWintrou]

@@user-fr2ls4yw9p ПРЕЗАРЯЖАААААЮСЬ

[@importantbroletsplay4132]

Это был не русский игрок

[@tlou3958]

Я так и не понял,че он не русский,вроде норм говорил,а стримит на английском

[@bankevitz9245]

@@importantbroletsplay4132 хайкс русский

[@flashlight890]

no one:
my mom when she’s mad: 2:41

[@johnnyg4mer764]

She awakes her inner Russian?

[@jds_crazy6535]

is she insults herself?

[@Elagin210]

At the same time, she said "The son of a stupid prostitute"

[@Intunecat]

Lol

[@user-wj9sx4ji5l]

Привет

[@AltaaF4]

“He’s only trolling”
2:40
Russian =*activated*

[@unil1015]

smt 06 Rush B

[@esgn.design]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@SN_0549]

5:00 he is saying "reloading"
"ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮСЬ"

[@TheEvilKiryu]

6:26 how to motivate your teammates

[@dariff5840]

4:53 How it feels to chew 5 gums

[@roadman2406]

Lol

[@banarnya]

RIP headphone users and I wasn't even wearing headphones😩😂

[@zak69]

No why

[@vadidos]

ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮСЬ!!!

[@fofix9770]

РОССИЯ СВЕЩЕННАЯ НАША ДЕРЖАВА РОССИЯ ЛЮБИМАЯ НАША ААААА СТРАНА ААААААААААААА

[@chaiinz]

HAIX IS GOING TO MALTA

[@-Zegop-]

Let’s make it happen

[@chanderz]

92k atm lets goooo

[@jdhshuajfjueudhbd6227]

95k

[@awesomeninja6223]

96k

[@The.Last.One.Forever_2024]

OMG. It's me, I'm Russian and I was played in CS;GO. I didn't know about making the video. Thank you so much :)

[@TheCrowCow]

2:51 me when i check the fridge but its empty

[@CritonRed]

2:40

[@gamingwolffox7121]

CritonRed I am with you

[@margaretstratford6830]

CritonRed same

[@pankis4106]

what is he saying? lol

[@evelinaellend7750]

PankisDSO you have to be a true Russian to truly understand and feel what he said!!!

[@evelinaellend7750]

Rubin hahahah. It’s weird , in addition this “ ‘ “ sign means that you should spell it softer)

[@ahahudachi1980]

Как приятно видеть что иностранный ютубер снял видео про мою тиму

[@xenone2377]

Ахах

[@JakeED]

Хех

[@user-kc5kh5ct6x]

В точку

[@AndrewOne77]

@@Tohhich_ самоирония чувак,тупо самоирония

[@Tohhich_]

@@AndrewOne77 -_-

[@valera_69]

2:40 my favorite part

[@labazsoa]

Me to! Please somebody write what he say!

[@marioidk1076]

2:40 legendary moment

[@balalaika1233]

6:35 haix is legit rockstar screamer

[@gvatos]

*rip headphones*

[@Wintertime-]

*rip Headphone users*

[@gvatos]

If you watch anomaly you probably already dead inside.

[@Nao-zg8fd]

Хорошее видео, когда понимаешь английский и русский.

[@WaoRao]

Я ржу от смеха автора ролика, больше чем от самого ролика

[@halakost1209]

Когда ты понимаешь каждое его слово,то становиться ещё смешнее смотреть.Гимн России просто убил))

[@CHAINSAWCHAINSAWCHAINSAW]

2:09 look at the vending machine 👌

[@namesareoldschool4533]

Omfg I watched this video like 10 times and didn't see it loooool

[@xlamagamer3304]

XD

[@rakdoxx873]

NamesAre Oldschool stop lying

[@emancipatedconsciousness3512]

I have also seen that and I was trying to look for a comment like this😂😂

[@folder2392]

@@rakdoxx873 how do you know he's lying

[@Zaggloid]

2:51 that scream when he was getting kicked out and the way it cut off. Holy shit I'm lucky to be alive

[@MC-hn8yy]

This is how games should be played, everyone laugh and have fun 😀

[@konar593]

6:25 best moment hahahaha

[@Foxster5144]

Konar So fucking true XD

[@user-xw1vn1il9l]

i was dying

[@restinpepsi1419]

CCCPearrape.exe

[@pendalf2500]

LOL

[@nix9693]

6:25 my hand is on my heart

[@fowertik4143]

Хорошая работа, Олек

[@Luke-tt3dt]

Where is France? *points to France* here
Where is Brazil? *points to Brazil* here
Where is USSR? *points to heart* here

[@LKWFahrer_300KMH]

i love these russians

[@user-of4if2hn7m]

Спасибо/Thank you

[@user-xs4cg3ew6x]

ТРАТАТАТААТАТАТАТАТААТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТ ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮСЬ
ТРАТААТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТА
Я - преступление.Я - наказание.Ты это знал? Преступление и наказание едины. Границы между ними стираются, комната просыпается

[@lemon6014]

5:19 anomaly is a professional moaner

[@TheResidentevilfan99]

1:42 GO WIN MAN
WHY YOU NO WIN?

[@cult1697]

2:40 when haix noticed ur leaving russia

[@ElonMusk-kj7qm]

Anomaly: Why didn´t he just buy a gun from that vending machine
Haix: I don´t want to interrupt but **Destroys the sound barrier**

[@denisidk_2849]

2:20 i felt that :(

[@Lord-jo8jm]

6:37 best haix moment i've ever seen in my life. Hope he finds he voice back

[@biseruk]

4:56 Rare footage of Battle of Starlingrad Colourized...

[@howaboutno5569]

biser ivanov copied

[@vivious_]

copied

[@voughklry8362]

Copied

[@Loaded7560]

Copied

[@dady8817]

the guy that said bad things about romanian was a hungarian

[@gameextremalb8093]

2:40 вот она наша Россия матушка XD

[@DeeZeeGR]

I think I lost some brain cells after watching this

[@7ken]

King Whispa Du hattest nie welche

[@chaoticchaos3978]

King Whispa You didnt have any to lose in the first place.

[@DeeZeeGR]

zapr CSGO BOI!!!!

[@krassergamerLP]

Maybe because you are Romanian

[@krassergamerLP]

Swag redet er überhaupt deutsch? Lel

[@stanciustefan5707]

2:40 stalin when hitler atacked him
(Didn't respect the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact and betrayed Russia)

[@rektmlg516]

ahahha lmao

[@rustyzza6017]

Yes

[@michaellux6381]

broooo XDXDXD

[@abhishek1412]

What did he say though? Can anyone translate?

[@monolith1745]

Даже не знаю. Весело когда понимаешь, всечто он сказал. Или когда вообще не понятно но звучит смешно.

[@helpmeget1ksubs681]

These videos are way too hilarious there's no way you don't watch this more than once.

[@masterpokeball7368]

Det här är fan det roligaste jag sett på flera år

[@takatuuppari8447]

2:51 new scarlxrd

[@qwertyytrewq849]

FaLL scurlXD

[@drmrbepis]

I rewatch this so much and Haix's scream at 2:54 sounds like hes in actual pain.

[@vulpineend8467]

4:55 is Machine gun in a nutshell

[@user-fg3ys2bj8j]

4:54 то ради чего вы сюда пришли

[@MrDagon777]

ТРТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТА ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮСЬ ТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТА

[@marshmello1415]

Да

[@kxxxk_]

@@marshmello1415, Пизда.

[@marshmello1415]

@@kxxxk_ что

[@blagicadimovska8000]

Да

[@doh9929]

ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЕЕЕССЬ!!!1

[@basicmythikal3734]

No one:
That one Russian in chat: 6:25
Edit: thanks for the likes blyat

[@carlogambino420]

@@fofix9770 похажи)

[@JakeED]

Россия - священная наша держава,
Россия - любимая наша страна.
Могучая воля, великая слава -
Твоё достоянье на все времена!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
От южных морей до полярного края
Раскинулись наши леса и поля.
Одна ты на свете! Одна ты такая -
Хранимая Богом родная земля!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
Широкий простор для мечты и для жизни
Грядущие нам открывают года.
Нам силу даёт наша верность Отчизне.
Так было, так есть и так будет всегда!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!

[@glington8417]

Так Непонял, ты чё на русских?

[@Taino_Moshno_Dernyl]

Пов, каждый американец, который не знает как закончить предложение: f*ck, blyat. Звучит по мне как будто кто то рыгает: БЛУЭЭТ

[@user-sl4gd8pj5h]

РАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТТААТАТТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТА ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮСЬ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SatrioW75]

Parasyum Negev blyat perezaryafayosv

[@deucalion5254]

Lmao how tf did Haix made his mic sound so loud tho

[@cfl_finn4831]

If its got a little piece of foam at the tip? Take it off

[@ayayayayaya10]

Russian Mic is just built different

[@Ros3tte]

@@ayayayayaya10 HELPPP

[@Wildchildinthewoodsc]

It's not his mic, it's him. He's just built different

[@kaanny]

American Soldier's last stand against Vietnam (colorised) 4:55

[@iconicmoment8232]

Soviet soldiers rushing to the Germans when the Germans were stuck on the snow on the way to Moscow (1941, colorized)

[@ZeeshanKhamis]

6:37 How did you do that 🤣🤣🤣

[@gamingwolffox7121]

Zedshan idk how the Russian did that

[@matthewpaanotorres7309]

I literally came to the video just to give it an instant like, subscribe to your channel, and to click the time stamps just to laugh.

[@szczerbik]

6:25 I love this moment

[@withinb7268]

100k likes

[@Tumus1107]

idk how fast he get lol

[@nickna7387]

I checked 4 hours into the vid being uploaded and he already had it xd

[@CommanderSF]

110k

[@editsomar]

114k

[@sythey_4550]

116k

[@MrLASER2011]

*я плачу слезами гордости*

[@doncamihnea7467]

best video on UA-cam

[@user-pj8vo9cw9k]

Русский когда посмотрел этот видос: я горжусь им)))

[@zxcresed]

Спасибо хуле

[@notalpharius3861]

6:27 You made my day

[@rbmk6890]

Scp 173

[@user-sr9gy7mp8b]

This is just our hymn

[@saveeurope88]

РОССИЯ ЛЮБИМАЯ НАША ДЕРЖАВА

[@Anonim-us1fv]

Россия- священнная наша держава
Россия- любимая наша странаааааааааааааааааааа

[@Wogasily]

Сам иди

[@DEADoff]

АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА, ааааааааааааааааааааааааа, СТРААААААААААААААААНААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА

[@lastsonar8887]

Or u just writed this in translator and u copied this and pasted or u really russian :p

[@verbozna]

@@lastsonar8887 настоящие русские

[@fanter1k]

@@lastsonar8887 ты серьёзно?

[@1MPULSE_X]

Russian csgo is a separate art form

[@WHATTOPUTERHERE840]

Bro this is legendary i cant get this out of my mind

[@soullessotaku3282]

I guess Haix comes to Malta

[@Meryut]

4:56 *Stormtroopers in a nutshell*

[@kakashih7498]

Legends says that he's still Ratatatatatata

[@PuraChamba]

6:26 Gott, in diesem Moment HAHAhaha, ich habe ungefähr 10 Minuten lang gelacht, ich hätte fast geweint,
Ich liebe die russische Nationalhymne.

[@Israel_Snoopie]

Geil ein deutscher

[@maxchase9091]

Haix to malta xD

[@jonathanwennberg6074]

Haix is going to malta

[@amaroperta7952]

I'll never stop coming here

[@daris.gaming_edits]

5:00 THIS IS MY HEART!

[@tf2-funnymomentsandstuff411]

2:51 until this point i was fine, But here i just cried laughing

[@Eidel_Rose]

I’m currently learning Russian so I think I should start playing online CSGO

[@HrBolzen]

4:54 Best moment! I laughed my a** off xD

[@ymw9105]

Я не понимаю больше половины слов, но мне нравится

[@scrchd]

YMW насколько надо быть тупым чтоб тут не понять половину слов

[@user-gh5ln1wu9d]

scorched1337 как твой батя, примерно

[@scrchd]

Александр Фролов остроумно, а на большее мозга не хватило?

[@sandromain]

Iobanivrot

[@loki9461]

YMW da