[TF2] Bad Weapon Academy: Ullapool Caber

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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2024
  • Have you ever looked at a weapon and thought, "How am I even supposed to use this piece of shit?" Don't worry, I'm here now.
    caber knight tf2
    Rebalance Servers: badweaponrehab.tf/
    Twitter: / fsoas_​
    Patreon: / fishstickonastick
    Main Channel: / @fishstickonastick
    Discord - / discord
    Music used -
    TF2 OST - Robots!, Magnum Force, Drunken Pipe Bomb
    Up Theme Piano Cover by Sabas Yagüe
    • Carl and Ellie- Pixar'...
    Donkey Kong Country OST - Simian Segue, Jungle Groove, Underwater Ambience, Cranky's Theme
    Clips Used -
    The 2Fort Terrorizer - TheInsaneAsylum
    • The 2fort Terrorizer
    Nostalgia Critic Opening
    Caber Medic Kill - derdotte
    • [TF2] Demoman Ullapool...
    Thoughts On The Ullapool Caber - Toofty
    • TF2 - Thoughts on the ...
    NOOO!!! YOU CAN'T GET 30 KILLS WITH A CABER NOOOOOOOOOO - SolarLight
    • NOOO!!! YOU CAN'T GET ...
    SpongeBob SquarePants
    Timestamps:
    0:00 Introduction
    1:12 What Happened, Caber?
    2:33 Stats Breakdown
    5:18 Caberknight
    7:23 Primaries
    10:07 Shields
    11:42 Strengths and Weaknesses
    15:10 Potential Rebalances and Conclusion
    16:39 Bonus Clip
    5 and a half hours of footage, 80 gigabytes and two straight days worth of work later, here it is. Not the most requested, but definitely the worst weapon in the series so far. I'm glad you guys have been so eager to support the series by watching it so much and I wanted to make a video I could make quickly but still be proud of and I think I managed that.
    A couple people in the community post I made recently mentioned they'd support a Patreon, and I already have one for my main channel, so I thought I'd give it a shoutout at the beginning of the video since it seems a lot of people don't read the description or check the channel banner. If it's annoying or invasive I'll take it out using the editor. I'm not entirely sure what the rewards system should be like for people donating for TF2 content, so feedback on that would be nice and I might make a very short video on it later. Obviously Bad Weapon Academy is a fairly set in stone series since there's a finite number of weapons in the game, so suggestions for episodes of this series are not a viable reward. I'll gladly do things like signed items though if that's something you want.
    If you read all this, then thank you. Just watching this series means more to me than you know and you're all amazing. I wish I could tell you what the next episode will be or when it will come out, but that's all dependent on me getting good with another bad weapon. Also to the guy who wanted to scalp my series because they're "coming out too slow," two videos in a week. What.
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  • @fishstickonastick-gaming
    @fishstickonastick-gaming  3 роки тому +3034

    OK a correction needs to be made here. I say in the video that the 55 base damage and 83 explosion damage adds up to 123. I honestly don’t even know how I fucked that up, I wasn’t even sleep deprived when I wrote that. That actually puts the theoretical damage at 138, which honestly just confuses me as it should one shot light classes if that’s the case, and apparently sometimes it does? This thing is horribly inconsistent so I hope you can forgive me for making these mistakes, I wrote it based on my experience more than the actual Wiki stats.

    • @CoDWikiTMOI
      @CoDWikiTMOI 3 роки тому +89

      From my experience I can usually kill snipers or scouts in a shot if I can get to them

    • @e2b265
      @e2b265 3 роки тому +143

      I’ve never one shotted a light class while knowing they have full health.

    • @dinonuggiesguy4847
      @dinonuggiesguy4847 3 роки тому +38

      The caber extra balancing:make it crits on blast jumping. First explosion will mini crits instead of crit

    • @thedotgiver2820
      @thedotgiver2820 3 роки тому +20

      .

    • @dinonuggiesguy4847
      @dinonuggiesguy4847 3 роки тому +18

      @@thedotgiver2820 helo dot giver

  • @WiseEndro333
    @WiseEndro333 3 роки тому +5298

    Ullapool's taunt not doing damage pisses me off so much.

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 3 роки тому +508

      I know. It feels _SO obvious._

    • @imbasing
      @imbasing 3 роки тому +80

      ullapieneneness
      S
      S

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 3 роки тому +122

      ALLAHPOOL!!!!

    • @snowy2619
      @snowy2619 3 роки тому +29

      Max Müller 😐🤨

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 3 роки тому +65

      @@snowy2619 Suicide bombing poor enemy sniper is fun.

  • @elsgare8485
    @elsgare8485 3 роки тому +3254

    Don't be silly, clowns aren't rea-
    "Don't kick the hacker, we need him"

  • @davidmadiar3928
    @davidmadiar3928 3 роки тому +4264

    If the caber had reliable hits and could be replenished with a large ammo pack I'd use it all the time

    • @user-cj9fp6qy8v
      @user-cj9fp6qy8v 3 роки тому +208

      Engines would disapprove...

    • @snickersmyknickers5120
      @snickersmyknickers5120 3 роки тому +164

      Engine

    • @Canukles
      @Canukles 3 роки тому +148

      Yeah you'd make the caber the most hated weapon of every engie main, it's bad enough when a sticky jumping demo stumbles over one in setup on their way to spam into spawn

    • @davidmadiar3928
      @davidmadiar3928 3 роки тому +31

      Well it does need to be refilled with something other than the ammo box

    • @APerson-ws4cw
      @APerson-ws4cw 3 роки тому +98

      making it rechargable with ammo crates seems justified imo, though if it could do that maybe just make it unusable as a melee when not charged to compensate

  • @dinonuggiesguy4847
    @dinonuggiesguy4847 3 роки тому +3207

    "Dont kick the hacker we need him"
    -Antlers,the art of war

  • @juckya9660
    @juckya9660 3 роки тому +2502

    Antlers: "Don't kick the hacker we need him"

    • @IBeforeAExceptAfterK
      @IBeforeAExceptAfterK 3 роки тому +347

      He's basically asking to get kicked too. If I were on his team, I'd kick him first.

    • @bonzai8664
      @bonzai8664 3 роки тому +330

      I hate people like him, even when loosing you always kick the bot

    • @g44tts12
      @g44tts12 3 роки тому +55

      Im pretty sure they are joking

    • @xx_lunchmeat_xx752
      @xx_lunchmeat_xx752 3 роки тому +176

      kick him
      1:out of the game
      2:in the painis

    • @xavibun
      @xavibun 3 роки тому +34

      On ctf of all gamemodes too.

  • @bananabread3360
    @bananabread3360 3 роки тому +2460

    "And heavy is doing what I can only assume is regurgitating his sandwich and eating it again"
    Wrong. the heavy has a tiny scout in his pouch which makes him sandwiches when he runs out

    • @D8W2P4
      @D8W2P4 3 роки тому +233

      "Wrong. the heavy has a tiny scout's mom in his pouch which makes him sandwiches when he runs out"
      FTFY

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 3 роки тому +82

      @gamer the general randomness in the TF2 universe doesn't like this

    • @charliegreco616
      @charliegreco616 3 роки тому +72

      Pretty sure it's a mini medic, how else does the sandwich heal bullet wounds

    • @bananabread3360
      @bananabread3360 3 роки тому +80

      ​@@charliegreco616 so, a pocket medic?

    • @caguioajargozle5393
      @caguioajargozle5393 3 роки тому +27

      @gamer Maybe but what if its a living sandvich which has high regenerative factor.

  • @Nadex995
    @Nadex995 3 роки тому +638

    >"unreliable suicide bomber"
    >looks at loadout
    lmao

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 2 роки тому +43

      I wasn’t paying attention to the loadout, he’s using the old culturally insensitive demoknight, isn’t he?

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 2 роки тому +84

      Its even better on a full moon when you can have the plane cosmetic as well

    • @PedroThePanda64
      @PedroThePanda64 2 роки тому +86

      Inshallah the payload will be delivered

    • @snooze2699
      @snooze2699 2 роки тому +5

      @@CAMSLAYER13 that sounds like a threat.

    • @azurabbit12
      @azurabbit12 2 роки тому +2

      Ew, yikes

  • @purplepenguin4315
    @purplepenguin4315 2 роки тому +424

    16:10 "I know he's not that drunk" demoman is so drunk he killed bloodsucking robots with alcohol poisoning

    • @lebird1559
      @lebird1559 Рік тому +32

      WITHOUT ALCHAHOL

    • @acidwizzardbastard
      @acidwizzardbastard Рік тому +37

      Not just alcohol poisoning - Demo is so drunk that his blood _is_ alcohol.

    • @THECAKEISTALKING
      @THECAKEISTALKING Рік тому +4

      Im sorry, but I absolutely need to see this for myself, do you know of where this is from?

    • @itscznben8728
      @itscznben8728 Рік тому +2

      when does it say they suck blood?

    • @williamfiore7545
      @williamfiore7545 Рік тому +4

      lmao did Fish forget that Demo's body became a distillery? his blood literally fermented into alcohol, and when a bunch of weird bowl lookin ass robots stuck their needles into h to take his blood, they, just as you said, died of alcohol poisoning, because they sucked up so much drunk liquid blood

  • @thonker7848
    @thonker7848 3 роки тому +632

    0:42 “dont kick the hacker we need him”
    Seriously man?

    • @primordialsun
      @primordialsun 3 роки тому +82

      At least he's honest. He knows he can't win without cheating.

    • @GhostofFarta
      @GhostofFarta 3 роки тому +53

      My casual teams suck so bad we'd fail to kick the bot and end up losing anyway because nobody did the objective

    • @l0nkzolda202
      @l0nkzolda202 3 роки тому +7

      That's low. . .

    • @TheSleeplessSleeperAgent
      @TheSleeplessSleeperAgent 3 роки тому +13

      My therapist: "people aren't that stupid"
      Antlers: "don't kick the hacker, we need him"
      My therapist: "I stand corrected"

    • @yobber2991
      @yobber2991 3 роки тому +1

      their hackers in a million pieces he got cabered

  • @Plant_btw
    @Plant_btw 3 роки тому +1729

    The thing I want to see is a 100% chance to do 125 damage, be able to recharge the caber by picking up a large ammo packs, and I _really_ want it to taunt kill

    • @schavi3526
      @schavi3526 3 роки тому +124

      Yeah, maybe even make a recharge time, like the razorback.
      Make the crits always be minicrits
      random crits
      tauntkill
      reduced self damage
      and incresed damage overall.

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 3 роки тому +85

      Honestly you also should probably be able to surf your own explosion to some extent instead of just getting sent upwards so you could potentially use it as a risky escape option.

    • @johnnybofficial
      @johnnybofficial 3 роки тому +19

      Okay 100% chance to do 125 damage but make it to where it makes demo juuust slow enough (with shield) to not be able to chase down a scout running away. Otherwise it would pretty much be a hard scout counter

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 3 роки тому +48

      @@johnnybofficial let's face if a scout gets hit by a player CHARGING IN A STRAIGHT LINE he should die since we'll he will die now anyway due to crits assuming there hot using the tide turner.

    • @johail3510
      @johail3510 3 роки тому +10

      I like the ideas but for the taunt kill I believe it'd be best to mimic the equalizer/escape plan taunt kill

  • @slurpythedog2153
    @slurpythedog2153 3 роки тому +618

    “Antler”, (someone from the intro) says the following 3 things.
    “No cause imma boss”
    “And you a fat.”
    “Don’t kick the hacker we need him.”

    • @user-iu2zo7hu7f
      @user-iu2zo7hu7f 2 роки тому +17

      And a guy called government did 9/11 said I'm just big bonored that server is ass and filled with retards

    • @Spubbily01
      @Spubbily01 2 роки тому +36

      He's speaking the language of gods.

    • @underkanal3656
      @underkanal3656 2 роки тому +25

      @@user-iu2zo7hu7f " *I'm not fat,i'm just big boned* "

  • @medicindisquise4271
    @medicindisquise4271 3 роки тому +519

    Everyones talking about Antlers but I'm unreasonably miffed at APersonYouMetOnline throwing shade on his perfect caber kill by saying it was a random crit when caber doesn't even random crit 14:30

  • @SomeCleanTrash
    @SomeCleanTrash 3 роки тому +1443

    The caber in a nutshell:
    Before: "This weapon is too OP, pls nerf it"
    After: "This weapon is shit, pls fix it"

    • @jaderabbit898
      @jaderabbit898 3 роки тому +142

      There's only two ways with Valve. Go OP or go no P.

    • @luckysayshmm
      @luckysayshmm 3 роки тому +31

      It was a good weapon before the nerf

    • @windowsxseven
      @windowsxseven 3 роки тому +123

      The community has succeeded in its goal of getting all weapons balanced equallly. Equally shit

    • @raito6689
      @raito6689 3 роки тому +5

      @@luckysayshmm Should have just nerf the crit to mini crit. That thing is destructive.

    • @tgoas9142
      @tgoas9142 3 роки тому +47

      @@raito6689 The reason it was OP wasn't because it did crits. It was because it did 150 damage in 1 shot, so you could instakill medics. The only real use it saw was with the sticky jumper, so it didn't matter that it did critical hits.

  • @dolsimon
    @dolsimon 3 роки тому +629

    "The fuck this guy in particular stick"
    Thank you for this beautiful quote!

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 2 роки тому +266

    "He's not that drunk."
    You underestimate the Demoman's drunkenness. This mistake will cost you your life.

  • @dragonheart1236
    @dragonheart1236 3 роки тому +165

    11:06 so wait..... You're telling me, the wooden shield with the big spike on it, does less bash damage, and the full metal shield does less defense? What!?

    • @willywillington9252
      @willywillington9252 Рік тому +36

      that's TF2 for ya

    • @godofportal5905
      @godofportal5905 4 місяці тому +1

      yeah you do more damage bonking someone with a circle then charging into a player with a metal spike

    • @-RandomStranger-
      @-RandomStranger- Місяць тому +2

      Im late, but you can actually choose for your splendid screen to have a spike on it as a cosmetic feature

  • @r10101
    @r10101 3 роки тому +725

    0:42 It is painful to know there are people like that in the chat.
    14:40 ...damn, the Caber really is that forgotten.

    • @rattle_me_bones
      @rattle_me_bones 3 роки тому +30

      I was just about to comment about that Galoomba in 0:42. What a trashcan.

    • @commanderboom2626
      @commanderboom2626 3 роки тому +44

      People who don’t kick hackers and bots deserve to be banned (temporary, maybe a few weeks?) and have their backpacks deleted. They are pure and utter trash and it’s worse when there is a team of them.

    • @potahtwah9591
      @potahtwah9591 3 роки тому +24

      Nothing was worse than when we had an irc bot, and 4 people of my 7 player team refused to kick it.

    • @jagermantis
      @jagermantis 3 роки тому +3

      I hope that guy gets cancer

    • @Anonymations
      @Anonymations 3 роки тому +12

      Jesus, calm down everyone

  • @alexlokanin3312
    @alexlokanin3312 3 роки тому +240

    "dont kick the hacker we need him"
    wow, Antlers, that is just low

    • @jakman8515
      @jakman8515 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah kick antler first then kick the bot

    • @thaiangquoc9505
      @thaiangquoc9505 2 роки тому

      Nah keep him then bully him over and over and over

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 3 роки тому +402

    So
    As a relatively veteran sniper I too miss the days when Kaber was a sniper terrorizer.
    It was the cold shower for all the new snipers to teach them to pay attention.
    Akkin to spies, but counterable only by being aware of your surroundings

    • @wiggle143
      @wiggle143 2 роки тому +17

      This is some really good insite tbh

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 2 роки тому +19

      It was harsh but manageable

    • @ThatBox_
      @ThatBox_ 2 роки тому +43

      This.
      I remember my first 50 hours learning to unscope on 2fort as soon as I saw the cyclops set two stickies down from around the corner.

    • @codman09
      @codman09 Рік тому

      change name

    • @pizzeria_mayhem8736
      @pizzeria_mayhem8736 Рік тому +17

      You know TF2 is a chaotic game when people don't pay attention to the flying demoman with a WW2-era grenade in his hand with the intent to beat you with it

  • @scooble_
    @scooble_ 3 роки тому +183

    How 2 use caber: switch to eyelander for your own sanity.

    • @jeannienorris8512
      @jeannienorris8512 3 роки тому +4

      lmao

    • @Xhepyxopila
      @Xhepyxopila 2 роки тому +3

      me when no eyelander :(
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    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 10 місяців тому +1

      WE DON'T NEED SANITY, WHERE WE'RE GOING

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 10 місяців тому +2

      @@mewmew8932
      Least unhinged TF2 player

    • @chungaplea3323
      @chungaplea3323 16 днів тому

      2024 fish would argue for the Persian persuader

  • @alchoholicape9269
    @alchoholicape9269 3 роки тому +673

    "Dont kick the hacker we need him"

  • @azerithboxxed4339
    @azerithboxxed4339 3 роки тому +448

    I love how the bots went from: “oh they are going to kill tf2” to “haha funnie caber go boom and cheater die”

    • @largeoctahedron
      @largeoctahedron 3 роки тому +34

      Well, it’s 2021, and they’re back to killing the game.

    • @epicguy228
      @epicguy228 3 роки тому +53

      @@largeoctahedron That's because there aren't enough Caberknights.

    • @ariesthefool
      @ariesthefool 3 роки тому +15

      @@largeoctahedron nah their pissing people off but other then that you can just join a community server and boom problem pretty much solved. at this point nothing short of valve removing the game from the store front is likely to kill the game and even then I bet another version of it would take its place anyways. anyone trying to stir up a riot by claiming a game is dead when it clearly isn't if you just join a community server decent enough to have anti cheat enabled or mods not brain dead and even if one cheater does show up so long as the mods ban them fast enough its not gonna really matter.
      In truth I sort of wish TF2 would die because that would force the cheaters to find something else to ruin with their lives because its painfully clear that unless valve actually does something for once there is going to be a guy in 2026 going "the hackers are killing TF2! no really this time!".

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 2 роки тому +1

      @@ariesthefool community server auto aim snipers: am i a joke to you?

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 2 роки тому +5

      The general quality of the bots is decreasing making them straight up miss multiple shots in a row which is nice because now we can actually fight them without having to drop everything and go vac medic with a pocket

  • @readuth1488
    @readuth1488 3 роки тому +63

    I once saw a Caber Knight on Hightower get 30 killstreak. Truly a god amongst men.

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 2 роки тому +111

    It would be cool if the Ullapool was
    1: able to naturally come back after a certain amount of time
    2: buffed with substantial knockback

    • @MurdokEXTRA
      @MurdokEXTRA Рік тому +9

      1 - that or if you could have a spare caber for a second hit.

  • @mistershadier8577
    @mistershadier8577 3 роки тому +751

    Hey Fish it’s great watching your TF2 content coming from someone who found you through your creepypasta stuff great watching you

    • @mistershadier8577
      @mistershadier8577 3 роки тому +4

      Daniel Smith it’s good mostly reviews and a few TF2 streams

    • @jp5834
      @jp5834 3 роки тому +4

      HOLD UP WAIT HE'S THE MARIO KART GUY?!?!?! I'VE BEEN SUBBED TO CREEPY FOR MONTHS AND NEVER KNEW THIS WAS HIM jesus dude holy crap. Subbed to creepy, joined his discord, found this channel later... holy crap man

    • @mistershadier8577
      @mistershadier8577 3 роки тому +5

      JP Mario Kart Guy? No he’s just Fish Stick on a Stick check the Channels on his Channel it has his original Creepypasta one

    • @jp5834
      @jp5834 3 роки тому +3

      @@mistershadier8577 oh no yeah i was thinking of creepy produce lmao. Yeah im a dumbass. This is the guy i was thinking of ua-cam.com/channels/cRvRNQbilb8-ERPKpHaMFg.html

    • @mistershadier8577
      @mistershadier8577 3 роки тому +4

      JP oh thanks

  • @aidanhuffman1869
    @aidanhuffman1869 3 роки тому +973

    I like that these are coming out fast, but please don’t overwork yourself. I saw your post about paying your rent, sorry man :/

    • @loreleiflare7388
      @loreleiflare7388 3 роки тому +41

      They're doing a good job in putting out steady content, but I think they'd be smart to stick to once a week now at most, so they can establish a steady, sustainable presence without hurting themselves!

    • @meirfa
      @meirfa 3 роки тому +33

      Also UA-cam isn't a good option for income, with all that and this copyright stuff its very inconsistent.

    • @loreleiflare7388
      @loreleiflare7388 3 роки тому +6

      @@meirfa Video games are easier to work with than film and TV shows, and Patreon can work for some people. If you want supplemental income through vidmaking, or want to do freelance videos, it's really the only place to start out.

    • @mathieu3318
      @mathieu3318 3 роки тому

      if he needs money then he just didnt have to buy expensive shit on tf2

    • @loreleiflare7388
      @loreleiflare7388 3 роки тому +12

      @@mathieu3318 People in financial straits are still allowed to buy themselves nice things from time to time, jeez.

  • @RTheStoryteller7
    @RTheStoryteller7 3 роки тому +103

    "Unreliable Suicide Bomber" is probably the worst title you can get out of context

    • @themaddoctor1741
      @themaddoctor1741 Рік тому +4

      Wasn’t there a puppet who’s story was that? Akmad or something like that

    • @VitZ9
      @VitZ9 Рік тому

      ​@@themaddoctor1741 You mean that guy with the ventriloquist puppets?

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze Рік тому +3

      @@themaddoctor1741 Jeff Dunham. And it’s Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
      The catchphrase of “Silence! I kill you!”

  • @silentdebugger
    @silentdebugger 3 роки тому +54

    10:59 "wait is that the real fsoas"
    "no"

  • @Rexvivor
    @Rexvivor 3 роки тому +83

    soo, basically, a demospy, don't let them know you're there, have them distracted, you need to sneak up to them, and no guaranteed kills

    • @epicguy228
      @epicguy228 3 роки тому +2

      That or what I like to call "I plan on dying tonight, how about you." The name is self-explanatory.

    • @thaiangquoc9505
      @thaiangquoc9505 2 роки тому +1

      Then run all the way back to resupply just for the damn caber

  • @titanlord9267
    @titanlord9267 3 роки тому +73

    Fun Fact: Sentry Busters use the Caber, as they are just a caber demo with more health, and they can also taunt, using the Demoman's movements while doing them

  • @SubjectCarne
    @SubjectCarne 3 роки тому +219

    "A sober person would throw it" huh.
    They removed the dynamite the demoman had in early tf2. We should be also able to throw the caber as a replacement

    • @user-iu2zo7hu7f
      @user-iu2zo7hu7f 2 роки тому +26

      You already have a grenade launcher

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 2 роки тому +14

      Imagine being able to throw it at some snipers feet from across the map and 3 seconds later it explodes and 1 shots him

    • @Xhepyxopila
      @Xhepyxopila 2 роки тому +10

      That would make me actually wanna use it lol
      The Ullapool Caber was my first unlockable weapon ever and the only time I ever use it is fuckin' around in Spawn when i'm waiting for setup time to end

    • @jaakarimiquel8473
      @jaakarimiquel8473 2 роки тому +13

      BLOOD style dynamite bundles would be awesome, along with the maniacal laughter when you blow someone to pieces.

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 Рік тому +1

      But demoman can't throw it because:
      "a SOBER person would throw it"

  • @Engiepie
    @Engiepie 3 роки тому +44

    15:26
    I fucking died laughing at this picture its just too real

    • @JohnDoe-pb3xn
      @JohnDoe-pb3xn 10 місяців тому +6

      The engi holding a pistol to his forehead and the demo’s smile makes it hilarious.

  • @beknown63
    @beknown63 3 роки тому +278

    “Don’t kick the hacker we need him”

    • @yuddpudd
      @yuddpudd 3 роки тому +30

      Honestly I fucking hate people like that

    • @lok4890
      @lok4890 3 роки тому +3

      @@yuddpudd he was probably joking.

    • @robloxfan4305
      @robloxfan4305 3 роки тому +11

      @@lok4890 i don't think he was joking

    • @CarlMax001
      @CarlMax001 3 роки тому +1

      Can I get a timestamp?

    • @darknessdarkrai4549
      @darknessdarkrai4549 3 роки тому

      Time stamp?

  • @Shadrio
    @Shadrio 2 роки тому +20

    A cool, aesthetic thing they could do is that if they ever implement a recharge meter for the caber is that the Demoman replaces the original explosives with a pipe from whatever primary he has equipped and tape. No added benefits depending on the primary he has equipped, just something that could explain why the explosive melee is back.

    • @cubicengineering4715
      @cubicengineering4715 Рік тому +2

      That is an absolutely brilliant idea. The only question is what to do when you've got the booties equiped. I think a landmine would probably be fitting.

    • @itscznben8728
      @itscznben8728 10 місяців тому

      @@cubicengineering4715 he has grenades on his model

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 8 місяців тому +2

      @@itscznben8728you could even make the caber draw 1 ammo from your grenade launcher and if you have the booties then you can’t refill the grenades you take off your model

  • @fishenthusiast603
    @fishenthusiast603 Рік тому +13

    I absolutely love the door stuck reference. I was watching it like an hour before watching this video and a smile appeared on my face immediately

  • @erikemmanuellopezchavarria7020
    @erikemmanuellopezchavarria7020 3 роки тому +235

    I”I think hes not THAT drunk”
    *Killed robots because of all the booze on his veins*

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 3 роки тому +17

      He is the scottish embodiment of "drunk"

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 3 роки тому +28

      His body produces it's own alcohol

    • @concorde837
      @concorde837 3 роки тому +18

      Man, tf2 lore sure is spicy

    • @cynicalskeet3398
      @cynicalskeet3398 3 роки тому +21

      *went into a delusional coma once people started making him drink water instead of booze*

    • @Cyceryx
      @Cyceryx 3 роки тому +5

      @@sethleoric2598 literally, in the comments his organs are a literal distillery

  • @jacob5169
    @jacob5169 3 роки тому +42

    "Let me festivize it!"
    If you eventually make shirts, this should be one of them.

  • @vorpalweapon4814
    @vorpalweapon4814 2 роки тому +38

    The caber can actually still one shot light classes, you just need to crouch on the ground while swinging it to get the oneshot.

  • @bennyoc714
    @bennyoc714 3 роки тому +6

    10:05 “The fuck this guy in particular stick”
    I fucking died Lmao

  • @ghoulofmetal
    @ghoulofmetal 3 роки тому +31

    "the fuck this guy in particular stick" is such an amazing line.

  • @Holenpense
    @Holenpense 3 роки тому +314

    I don’t know if it’s just me or not but I think every single weapon in tf2 is either good,broken,or a total meme
    edit:Or maybe a nvm only(Also I don’t think the shortstop and the Darwin’s shield are weak,they are just not too good)

    • @soupedcan3532
      @soupedcan3532 3 роки тому +6

      @You are Heavy Weapons Guy, and I am your weapon. Gas passer is technically broken

    • @Jeush
      @Jeush 3 роки тому +7

      @You are Heavy Weapons Guy, and I am your weapon. yeah, something that breaks mvm, but is a joke otherwise

    • @cookie-qb6mu
      @cookie-qb6mu 3 роки тому +1

      idk man the ambi is pretty bad lol

    • @RadshyguyRadish
      @RadshyguyRadish 3 роки тому +10

      Bison, sandman, fan-o-war, gas passer, darwin's danger shield, base jumper, gas passer, eviction notice, and the red tape recorder are some good examples of weapons that are just unusable garbage that aren't even funny imo.

    • @michaelzhang7098
      @michaelzhang7098 3 роки тому +2

      Meme Man I’m a heavy main and I think that the ambi is good if you have good aim, if you can reliably hit headshots it’s genuinely broken.

  • @mvl666_darkrio
    @mvl666_darkrio 3 роки тому +23

    0:41 "Don't kick the hacker we need him."
    *Hacker is dead*

  • @slonkazoid
    @slonkazoid 3 роки тому +30

    "dont kick the hacker we need him"

  • @Mortarion32
    @Mortarion32 3 роки тому +45

    When i was new to tf2 i tried to taunt kill a demo crouching on degroot keep i kept pressing G more than 5 times and repositioned myself to hit him properly,
    I still do remember it.

  • @AGenericAlias
    @AGenericAlias 3 роки тому +91

    0:36
    The virgin myg0t bot vs the giga-chad caberknight

  • @anudee7142
    @anudee7142 3 роки тому +42

    antlers: "Don't kick the hacker we need him"
    us: why are we still here just to suffer

  • @Fatsaver
    @Fatsaver 3 роки тому +55

    Old Caber with crits: 300 damage. ''Nerfed'' Caber with crits: 390 damage.

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 3 роки тому +292

    When I land a caber hit, I'm satisfied as long as somebody dies.
    That includes me.

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 3 роки тому +7

      You masochist.

    • @epicguy228
      @epicguy228 3 роки тому +4

      That is how you use the Caber. There is no exception.

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 роки тому +5

      That is a mentality of a 40k ork tbh

    • @Moss_Dude
      @Moss_Dude 3 роки тому

      @@masterzoroark6664 No idea what that means but I 100% agree with you. I was playing Caberknight yesterday as a matter of fact! Instakilled 2 heavies!

    • @sansthesumorai3295
      @sansthesumorai3295 3 роки тому

      yeah same also what is a caber

  • @MorWaffles
    @MorWaffles 3 роки тому +97

    "Don't kick the hacker we need him"

  • @ghostrider4109
    @ghostrider4109 Рік тому +3

    1:34 that nostalgia critic joke actually funny to me

  • @1992jkwj
    @1992jkwj 3 роки тому +9

    "dont kick the hacker we need him"
    im actually speechless

  • @thebigbagel7798
    @thebigbagel7798 3 роки тому +55

    I still use the caber to terries snipers so when it doesn't work i just whip out the pipe launcher.

    • @rancid7182
      @rancid7182 3 роки тому +2

      If u have a friend ask him to fire a scorch shot or two so u don't do enough damage for them to run away. Then sticky jump and caber it's so fun.

  • @konsuno8143
    @konsuno8143 3 роки тому +39

    "dont kick the hacker we need him" i love the chat sometimes

  • @swappy89
    @swappy89 3 роки тому +2

    Meanwhile in SolarLight video, *haha, caber goes boom*

  • @hipposeducer28
    @hipposeducer28 3 роки тому +51

    "bad weapon academy"
    solar light with 100 kill streak: allow me to introduce myself

  • @cowboycurtis4944
    @cowboycurtis4944 3 роки тому +15

    Holy shit, that Nostalgia Critic joke was perfect. I lol'd

  • @StrawberryShmello
    @StrawberryShmello 3 роки тому +2

    I just saw the vote kick for mygot and I just got some serious PTSD

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 3 роки тому +5

    The amount of damage the Caber needs to be fun again is less than half the number of years it's been bad, and that's really sad.

  • @TCTphantom
    @TCTphantom 3 роки тому +55

    Snipers: Nooo!! You can’t just sticky jump and make my life hard!!!
    Pre gunmettle Demo: Haha caber go burrrrr

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 3 роки тому +3

      Ha cannon go BOOM

  • @thespectacularspider-man2549
    @thespectacularspider-man2549 3 роки тому +6

    0:42 "Don't kick the hacker, we need Him."

  • @theworsttf2player643
    @theworsttf2player643 3 роки тому +56

    Antlers: Dont kick the hacker we need him
    Me: _Y o u ' r e A D i s g r a c e T o T h e U n i f o r m_

  • @Aang139
    @Aang139 2 роки тому +1

    Love the 14:40 complaint about random crits in the case where it was a guaranteed crit.

  • @sosecherofsky7985
    @sosecherofsky7985 3 роки тому +10

    Ive been telling people fish sent me all week, I love spotting opportunities to charge into lone soldiers and demo's for an instakill.

  • @Hankstone11
    @Hankstone11 3 роки тому +18

    11:02 "wait is that the real fosas"
    *types no*
    UA-camrs denying their own identity will never not be funny to me.

  • @inkotheblinko
    @inkotheblinko Рік тому +1

    I am unironically a caber knight main from this video and Toofty's video. Thank you so much for the tips

  • @gxngxbdu
    @gxngxbdu 3 роки тому +7

    "Dont kick the hacker we need this"

  • @tf2engineer106
    @tf2engineer106 3 роки тому +8

    0:42 "Don't kick the hacker we need him" -World's biggest incel

  • @Shaun_Jones
    @Shaun_Jones 3 роки тому +21

    10:05 well, I now know what I’m naming my caber.

    • @poopyjoe7435
      @poopyjoe7435 2 роки тому +1

      nah rename it to "kanye" and rename the description to "you know what they both have in common? everybody misses the old version of them"

  • @GeorgeCowsert
    @GeorgeCowsert 3 роки тому +5

    If the caber simply recharged over time it would be a really good option.
    Not the most utility, but sometimes being able to deal massive melee damage could be amazing.

  • @MisterCake
    @MisterCake 3 роки тому +2

    this i had in mind and thought on just posting my idea here
    Buffed caber type to:
    +30% blast radius (over rocket/grenade)
    +replenish explosive from collecting ammo, like spy's watch.
    +Deals more explosive damage when you're below

  • @sundae1795
    @sundae1795 3 роки тому +8

    0:42
    "dont kick the hacker we need him"

  • @megatronman2783
    @megatronman2783 Рік тому

    This was amazing. You did a good job tugging at people's heart strings.

  • @Nibba_35
    @Nibba_35 3 роки тому

    I luv all the contents in chat in the recorded gameplay in ur videos their hilarious imao

  • @BigRem23
    @BigRem23 3 роки тому +4

    Love the MvM music for when the bot comes at the start.

  • @Germ357
    @Germ357 3 роки тому +59

    0:42 you know this guys a try hard that sucks at the game

    • @pichass9337
      @pichass9337 3 роки тому

      Those two contradict

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 3 роки тому +4

      Tip:When the bot is still on the enemy team,just start poking fun at how they cannot win without him. That should motivate them.

    • @tomasaho5079
      @tomasaho5079 3 роки тому

      It´s a joke you kangaroo lover.

    • @IBeforeAExceptAfterK
      @IBeforeAExceptAfterK 3 роки тому +4

      I'd kick that asshole first to be honest. Maybe it'd teach him a lesson.

    • @Germ357
      @Germ357 3 роки тому

      Oh BTW not associating try hards with any bad stereotypes

  • @MeesterTweester
    @MeesterTweester 11 місяців тому +1

    I tried using it with Iron Bomber and Splendid Screen like you said, and it makes it actually usable. There's a shield to boost it with a mini-crit/crit, and a grenade launcher so you can actually deal ranged damage and grenade jump.

  • @ChompDude
    @ChompDude 3 роки тому +2

    Caber is like Market Gardener. It won't make you top score and relies on crits to be effective but damn when you finally get that hit with it...fun and satisfying.

  • @papapapuli1371
    @papapapuli1371 3 роки тому +6

    I can’t wait to say “I used this loadout before it was cool.”

  • @yourlocalgardenvarietyidio1030
    @yourlocalgardenvarietyidio1030 2 роки тому +3

    I would use splendid screen over other shields as it has a reduction in how long it takes for your charge to refill and it's still has crits so you'll have an easier time getting to spawn with it

  • @Nibba_35
    @Nibba_35 3 роки тому

    Damn, you are truly very intelligent with this shit, man! Great job! Your channel deserves more subs and attention overall.

  • @DaBumo
    @DaBumo 3 роки тому +1

    getting a caber critical hit is one of the best feelings in the entire game
    and overhealed kuni spies also can't just run away which is always nice

  • @Kmn483
    @Kmn483 3 роки тому +16

    There are two things this weapon lacks, reason to use it, and consistency. Lets fix that.
    New stats:
    Explodes on first hit
    Recharges after 15 seconds
    Deals 50 self-damage on explosion (Slightly down from 52-56)
    -15% damage (Hidden passive from live)
    20% slower firing speed (Same as live)
    This weapon deploys 50% slower (Down from 100%)
    Mini-crits instead of random critical hits (Instead of completely disabling random crits)
    While these are major buffs... it's still worse than stock bottle usually, but retains that powerful first hit and gets it back every 15s.
    Here's the break down:
    Base dmg is 130 on explosion/55 otherwise, vs 65 stock.
    And a minicrit on busted deals 74, far below stock crit 195. (-61.5 dmg less on average after first hit, based off 30% crit rate)
    A minicrit explosion would do slightly less damage than a regular crit on stock. (185 vs 195)
    This gives it the one niche that on average, the first hit deals an extra 65 dmg on non-crit but -10 on (mini)crit. (42.5 more dmg on first hit on average)
    The biggest perk of this weapon is the ability to 1-shot shield bash crit an over-healed heavy (which is currently in live, but requires going all the way back to spawn to get back) at the cost of 50 hp, a 15 second recharge, 20% slower attackspeed, and -62 less dmg avg subsequently, most notably not being able to 2-hit light classes w/o crit.
    Outside shield bash its 130 dmg hits can 1 shot light classes w/o crit, at the cost of 50 hp though, 15s recharge, 20% slower attackspeed, and not being able to 2-hit light classes w/o crit.
    So what do you think? Plenty of drawbacks, but its first hit packs a punch. Viable among knights and normal for two different reasons.

    • @user-iu2zo7hu7f
      @user-iu2zo7hu7f 2 роки тому

      So you can 1 shot 90% of classes in the game and just wait 15 seconds between valve hire this guy

  • @MarouaneTF
    @MarouaneTF 3 роки тому +22

    Well that was quick wasnt the previous one like 4 days ago

    • @abuckarooboyo7104
      @abuckarooboyo7104 3 роки тому

      I see we both got profile pics from memes made a long time ago

    • @MarouaneTF
      @MarouaneTF 3 роки тому +1

      @@abuckarooboyo7104 you a spy

  • @TheBigTopaz
    @TheBigTopaz 8 місяців тому

    This video is probably the most impact any video has had in how I play a game, after I watched this, I started playing Caberknight as a joke and now Demoman is my most played class after I’ve tried many other play styles for Demoman

  • @nikodoge99
    @nikodoge99 3 роки тому +4

    Funny enough, my first random drop as a player was a caber.

  • @kapakankouluruokajatulitik6304
    @kapakankouluruokajatulitik6304 3 роки тому +42

    12 second ago
    I am speed

  • @zach-tg9ug
    @zach-tg9ug 3 роки тому +4

    Did that guy actually say "dont kick the hacker we need him"Wat

  • @atmosphere7948
    @atmosphere7948 Рік тому

    Damn you, you started my caberknight addiction and I thank you for it

  • @catwithnoname7041
    @catwithnoname7041 Рік тому +2

    Caber actually can do up to 127 damage, but you need to stay really close to the enemy

  • @cyliim540
    @cyliim540 3 роки тому +4

    engineer gameing doesn't like demoman all that much due to them destroying his sentries but does enjoy seeing them try to run at sentries with the caber

  • @williamrosenberg8382
    @williamrosenberg8382 2 роки тому +3

    1:58 the sticky jumper was nerfed, you used to be able to place more than 2 stickies with it

    • @iceydiver
      @iceydiver 2 роки тому +1

      I thought you could have the normal 8 stickies with it

  • @merv3641
    @merv3641 3 роки тому +1

    If this had a tad bit more damage and an actual recharge bar.
    I'd use this in conjunction with the sticky jumper and the base jumper to be a discount kamikaze pilot

  • @badasstoad9419
    @badasstoad9419 2 роки тому +1

    These are the changes I’d give to the Caber:
    - When broken, it can recharge by hitting an enemy with it during an explosive jump (Sticky/grenade jumps, excluding ones caused by the caber itself). Guaranteed Crit on hit.
    - Can’t crit midair when recharged.
    Simple, but I think it’s a good idea to keep the changes it already had, and still make it fun! (Plus it’s a spiced-up market gardener for the Demo!)

  • @cringesoideletedmycontent115
    @cringesoideletedmycontent115 3 роки тому +3

    "Is that the real fsoas"
    "no"

  • @danisiwa
    @danisiwa 3 роки тому +18

    "Bad Weapon Academy: The Ullapool Caber"
    *laughs in demomeme*

  • @mrsentrybuster
    @mrsentrybuster 3 роки тому +2

    "Dont kick the hacker we need him"
    I saw that. That's no good.

  • @professionalclown7166
    @professionalclown7166 Рік тому

    Man the Donkey Kong Country music makes this video even better than it already is.

  • @Yes-mh3tl
    @Yes-mh3tl 3 роки тому +11

    0:42, find this guys steam

  • @oilimenoruega7836
    @oilimenoruega7836 3 роки тому +7

    "Don't do it Caber Knight!!! I have the high ground!!"

    • @TheMinecraftWinner
      @TheMinecraftWinner 3 роки тому

      "It's over [Caber Knight], I have the high ground!"
      "You underestimate my power"
      "Don't try it!"
      _Tries it and explodes everywhere_