Jimmy's Jokes About SCOTLAND | Jimmy Carr

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024

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  • @agnesblack1974
    @agnesblack1974 Рік тому +31

    Been having a rough day and you turned it right around like always! Thank you Sir Carr, simply brilliant!

  • @GrayeWilliams
    @GrayeWilliams Рік тому +70

    I’ve watched enough clips that I’ve started laughing like Jimmy.
    I’m pleased as punch.

    • @mrlox9576
      @mrlox9576 Рік тому +2

      It's funny when you catch yourself doing that hey. But the more you watch him the more he realy grows on you.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Рік тому

      @@mrlox9576 hey hey hey hey hey hey

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid Рік тому

      @@mrlox9576 awwwwwww..........

  • @contingency9
    @contingency9 Рік тому

    superb!

  • @Smellthecoffee100
    @Smellthecoffee100 Рік тому

    Proper heckler

  • @chrish281
    @chrish281 Рік тому +118

    As someone from Scotland I have to tip my hat off to Jimmy's cultural awareness in this clip

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Рік тому +1

      My Nana loved him. So glad I got on the Jimmy train decades ago. He is a very astute comic. His hosting gigs are usually filled with on point jabs. Apparently he studies guests he doesn't know to have ready made burns.

    • @S.Clause
      @S.Clause Рік тому

      Why?

    • @celticfan1888wewontheleaugeha
      @celticfan1888wewontheleaugeha Рік тому

      Mon Celtic #scotland

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 Рік тому +1

      "someone from Scotland" I swear there used to be a word for people like that.

  • @briannicholas2757
    @briannicholas2757 Рік тому +39

    I live in Maine, USA, and during lockdown I discovered the wonderful world of British comedians. And I must say that Jimmy Carr is in my top three, along with Bill Bailey and the late Sean Lock, who I am sure is enjoying a drink with the other great comics who left us too early.
    Thank you Jimmy, you always put a smile on my face.
    PS: I really enjoy your new show, I Literally Just Told You, may it run for many seasons.

    • @buster7611
      @buster7611 Рік тому

      Try Roy Chubby Brown

    • @thornabyonteesyorks3643
      @thornabyonteesyorks3643 Рік тому +1

      Try Al Murray , nations of the world .

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 Рік тому +1

      Try Lenny Henry 😂

    • @Celtic4Life9
      @Celtic4Life9 Рік тому

      Kevin Bridges, Frankie Boyle, the next Scottish comedians who followed on from Billy Connolly
      Glesga's miles better

    • @chrisblake2586
      @chrisblake2586 Рік тому

      Try Frankie Boyle and Bernard Manning

  • @carladean6117
    @carladean6117 Рік тому +51

    It's nice to be Scottish and find this funny, no offence taken. If only all races could be as accepting of humour about them without screaming 'racism' 😆

    • @alemgas
      @alemgas Рік тому +1

      I wonder how well he would go down in Qatar 😂

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 Рік тому +2

      @@alemgas Or in London

    • @matthewstevenson3002
      @matthewstevenson3002 Рік тому +2

      Scots and Irish are probably Best at taking a joke

    • @chrismathis4162
      @chrismathis4162 Рік тому +1

      I didn’t realise Scottish was a race

    • @carladean6117
      @carladean6117 Рік тому

      @@chrismathis4162 What do you suggest in it's place, Nationality?
      That better?

  • @DestroyerWill
    @DestroyerWill Рік тому +27

    Nobody can beat Rob Brydon on Scottish women and excuses to get out of sex “auch I’m allergic to bins” 😂

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Рік тому +2

      Omg the bfq with Brydon and Jimmy where Rob stages a coup. Beautiful...

  • @streakingjesus
    @streakingjesus Рік тому +14

    As a Scotsman gotta admit he's funny 😁

  • @matthewratcliffe6812
    @matthewratcliffe6812 Рік тому +3

    Scotland is beautiful

  • @kingloser4198
    @kingloser4198 Рік тому +24

    3:10 Bill Burr loved that joke

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness Рік тому +12

    Glasgow hecklers havin' the most fun! :D

  • @Hey___you
    @Hey___you Рік тому +11

    I loved your book, Jimmy. It was entertaining and inspiring.
    ❤ catherine 🇺🇸

  • @martinknows
    @martinknows Рік тому +8

    Jimmy, do you mind if I call you Jimmy, like I am giving you the option to tell me yes or no. Jimmy, you are very much appreciated. I am betting you could do hours of just audience interaction with almost no prepared material. Thank you for the chuckles. I wish you health and happiness. I still miss Sean.

  • @michaelduffin1722
    @michaelduffin1722 Рік тому +9

    Excellent audience, without humour in ourselves we're a very sad bunch👍😊

  • @irvsstella
    @irvsstella Рік тому +5

    I found this video offensive, distasteful and patronising, fucking brilliant, loved it 😆

  • @CA-ee1et
    @CA-ee1et Рік тому +5

    8:10 "I get money from that, I don't know how"
    Don't worry Jimmy, your accountant will sort it all out for you. The money comes in via the Cayman Islands, Sark and Switzerland.

  • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
    @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 Рік тому +9

    3:59 Aye, ye canny beat a sausage supper! 😂❤😁

  • @FullOedipus
    @FullOedipus Рік тому +9

    You better watch your mouth about scottland. You may not realize it but they understand English. Sure they can barely speak it but they can understand.

  • @deanie557
    @deanie557 Рік тому +5

    Now it's Scotland's turn to make fun at Jimmy & that isn't difficult. 😂

  • @YARROWS9
    @YARROWS9 Рік тому +3

    I love being Scottish. We can laugh at ourselves, and our faults. Jimmy is really funny.

  • @Idancegood
    @Idancegood 5 місяців тому +1

    I think on this island, English, Scottish, welsh doesn't matter....we all just love slaggings

  • @Susansays1
    @Susansays1 Рік тому +9

    Thank you for the laughs Jimmy 👍

  • @chapsnaps1
    @chapsnaps1 Рік тому +2

    At least they don't throw pennies or bottles anymore.

  • @rymic72
    @rymic72 Рік тому +2

    The beauty of a Glaswegian crowd is that they enjoy the self deprecating humour.

  • @timfronimos459
    @timfronimos459 Рік тому +2

    Watching from Detroit. Thanks Jimmy.

  • @sixaout1982
    @sixaout1982 Рік тому +13

    Jimmy proves Scotland has a sense of humour

    • @EmmaRiddle543
      @EmmaRiddle543 Рік тому +5

      Em…of course Scotland has a sense of humour, billy Connolly, Kevin bridges, still game… the list goes on. I’m from Scotland and our day to day lives circle around a sense of humour.

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 Рік тому +2

      @@EmmaRiddle543 And of course the Scottish national football team

    • @jonsmith20766
      @jonsmith20766 Рік тому

      If you lived in a frozen, inward looking shlthole whose whole identity was predicated on being resentful to it's neighbour to the south for being the most culturally and linguistically influential country in history then humour would be your best recourse.
      The next best might be heroin addiction, which is what they tend to favour.

  • @liamhegarty3220
    @liamhegarty3220 Рік тому +1

    Cotton buds are NOT banned in the United Kingdom...I have to admire the commitment to BS, though.

  • @scottiescott4201
    @scottiescott4201 Рік тому +1

    I know he’s just being funny .. and that’s ok but my goodness! He’s far more material in whose running the country now ( running 😂 but)

  • @YevOnegin
    @YevOnegin Рік тому +3

    Can't wait for the "Jokes About Israel" video.

  • @paparobbo62
    @paparobbo62 Рік тому +2

    Jimmy making a very convincing case for Independence.

    • @davidevans3223
      @davidevans3223 Рік тому

      We asked you to go before in our polite English way but you voted to keep scrounging

  • @dksdmusic
    @dksdmusic Рік тому +2

    Fucking A Jimmy! Great video

  • @riecejoynes1681
    @riecejoynes1681 Рік тому +3

    Jokes? I thought these were facts

  • @alphasushi9178
    @alphasushi9178 Рік тому +2

    Jokes about Scotland? No no, Scotland IS a joke

  • @johnmontgomery9149
    @johnmontgomery9149 Рік тому +1

    Jimmy Carr is an effin joke.

  • @Susansays1
    @Susansays1 Рік тому +2

    Thanks for the laughs Jimmy, 🌟🤣

  • @richardconnelly7141
    @richardconnelly7141 Рік тому +1

    didnt find him that funny

  • @AquarianAgeApostle
    @AquarianAgeApostle Рік тому

    Advertisement cut in just before the punchline. Not ideal when watching a gag comedian. Was the advertisement deliberately put there in order to punish us for not using their premium service? Pr*cks!

  • @karl-186
    @karl-186 Рік тому +5

    Hi Jimmy

  • @jim_dubhglas
    @jim_dubhglas Рік тому +2

    Billy Connolly and Kevin Bridges are where I turn for comedy, especially for Scottish jokes. Nae to Jimmy Carr.

  • @jamesandrews1130
    @jamesandrews1130 Рік тому

    Jimmy is coming to Newfoundland Canada June 2023. My wife couldn't believe it when she asked me to go see Johnny Carr and I said no. It was about three hours latter when it hit me.

  • @davide2975
    @davide2975 Рік тому

    Some people on here say they can't stand Jimmy Carr, so why bother watching???

  • @johnburns3703
    @johnburns3703 Рік тому +1

    love to see a double act with sadowitz!

  • @gggggggg3542
    @gggggggg3542 Рік тому

    So what, he's a comedian just earning some money.......... hope he declares it to HMRC

  • @robertlang1439
    @robertlang1439 Рік тому +15

    Love jimmys scottish accent

  • @BobAt101
    @BobAt101 Рік тому

    Jimmy , you are the funniest guy in the UK, I cannot get away from you and you open your gob and I burst into laughter.

  • @moj6j6j69
    @moj6j6j69 Рік тому +1

    The best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @neilwatson5864
    @neilwatson5864 Рік тому

    Jimmy. We All know how you get paid your money. Thru your Tax code.

  • @georgejennings8743
    @georgejennings8743 Рік тому +2

    Jimmy goes full auto with the come backs

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Рік тому

      You understand theyre set up

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Рік тому +2

      @@zapkvr you really need to go to a show. He doesn't use plants... We know the heckles he wants to hear.

  • @topsouter
    @topsouter Рік тому

    if you do get money from it Jimmy, just make sure you pay your income tax from it... xx

  • @DrMcMoist
    @DrMcMoist Рік тому

    The roads in Glasgow are very nearly finished, but not in the way that Jimmy meant it.

  • @marksandsmith6778
    @marksandsmith6778 Рік тому

    Based on this performance you *have* paid too much tax.

  • @cosmo9882
    @cosmo9882 Рік тому +1

    XDDD

  • @danieldavid3160
    @danieldavid3160 Рік тому +6

    Fantastic!

  • @Vee-jc1qh
    @Vee-jc1qh Рік тому

    Just remember though Jimmy to pay your taxes.

  • @duncanbrown7082
    @duncanbrown7082 Рік тому

    I’m amazed how poor his Scottish accent is.

  • @peripheralparadox4218
    @peripheralparadox4218 Рік тому

    Hitlers mistress also wrote a book.
    Mein Kant.

  • @donaldmckechnie4562
    @donaldmckechnie4562 Рік тому

    The biggest joke in the UK, is the Tories in Westminster .

  • @gilessmith2481
    @gilessmith2481 Рік тому

    See you in Darwin, 2023...... 😎👍

  • @ArcAudios77
    @ArcAudios77 Рік тому

    Another Glaswegian laughed here, thanks Jimmy.
    Regards

  • @The_Kalahari_Cowboy
    @The_Kalahari_Cowboy Рік тому

    Classiest "your mama's" jokes.

  • @chaseshadow
    @chaseshadow Рік тому

    Jimmy Carr loves the Order of the Garter.

  • @onlyhereforNF
    @onlyhereforNF Рік тому +3

    Great representation of Scotland 👏 Jimmy your half way there to perfecting the accent 👏 aw I needed that barrel eh laughs the day 🤣

  • @loaded2820
    @loaded2820 Рік тому

    If you bleep it, I won't listen.

  • @bigmoncrief6071
    @bigmoncrief6071 Рік тому +5

    It's a toss up as to which I dislike more; the Glaswegian accent or Jimmy Carr.

  • @edrcozonoking
    @edrcozonoking Рік тому +3

    I didn't hear a single joke...they were all true stories.

  • @johncopeland3826
    @johncopeland3826 Рік тому

    Is it true his da was a test tube ......

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 Рік тому +4

    Scotland does sound like a great country to travel, Mate XD

  • @richardbradley3684
    @richardbradley3684 Рік тому

    Who was that guy at the end

  • @marcusaetius9309
    @marcusaetius9309 Рік тому

    Nasty! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @moonnightbricks3948
    @moonnightbricks3948 Рік тому

    Awesome.

  • @davidjohnston5692
    @davidjohnston5692 Рік тому +1

    I really don’t find him funny to be honest I find him just giving insults to people nothing else ?

  • @jockiron
    @jockiron Рік тому

    P1sh

  • @DanielDay-ix8vr
    @DanielDay-ix8vr Рік тому

    amazing

  • @colinevans7134
    @colinevans7134 Рік тому

    Brilliant

  • @rip5666
    @rip5666 Рік тому

    England lose on penalties again.

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 Рік тому

      Oh good, a fellow traveller. Which parallel universe are _you_ from?

  • @Foxy90x
    @Foxy90x Рік тому

    Genius

  • @iamarawn
    @iamarawn Рік тому +6

    Seriously, it censored the word mongol? That's not even a bad word!

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime Рік тому +2

      It is because of UA-cam will demonetize you.

    • @iamarawn
      @iamarawn Рік тому

      @@JustinJTime but it's mongol, i can name so many bad words, but mongol? it's not a bad word at all. it's like a preschool insult you just laugh off.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 Рік тому

      @@iamarawn
      It’s considered quite offensive these days. Mongolia has spoken out against it because they don’t want their name used to refer to people with Down’s Syndrome, and people with Down’s and their families don’t like the word because… well, I’m not sure actually. Maybe they’re all racists and hate Asian people.

    • @iamarawn
      @iamarawn Рік тому

      @@Brinta3 i don't associate the word mongols with mongolians or down syndrome.

  • @paulomontero12
    @paulomontero12 Рік тому +1

    Let’s the Scott’s joke about 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ! English being stomping on Scottish rights till this day.

    • @alex-E7WHU
      @alex-E7WHU Рік тому

      Boring comment.

    • @YARROWS9
      @YARROWS9 Рік тому +1

      FFS. Get a grip, and stop making us look miserable F**kers.

  • @annsimpson8786
    @annsimpson8786 Рік тому +1

    Can't stand the man!

  • @rbarnett3200
    @rbarnett3200 Рік тому

    You do get money from it Jimmy, you're quite right. Perhaps if you did a tax dodge you'd also get to keep more of it.

  • @D4RK4NG3L_
    @D4RK4NG3L_ Рік тому

    Woah this guys better than i thought🤣🤣🤣

  • @paparobbo62
    @paparobbo62 Рік тому

    Why is UA-cam allowing this racist material? Please have it removed or face a legal challenge.

  • @sydneyhappy8543
    @sydneyhappy8543 Рік тому +18

    Mrs Anna is legit and her method works like magic I keep on earning every single week with her new strategy.

    • @michellemary1070
      @michellemary1070 Рік тому

      I'm from Australia and I have been Investing and earning massively with the help of Mrs Anna , all thanks to her

    • @realscientistflanders1688
      @realscientistflanders1688 Рік тому

      Mr Frodo helped me invest in gold rings

    • @bigears5809
      @bigears5809 Рік тому

      Do you think Mrs Anna could help me?

    • @highlandoutsider
      @highlandoutsider Рік тому +1

      Mrs Anna helped remove my appendix, she didn't even need to use her hands because she is so skilled with her feet, she was also instrumental in the apollo lunar missions.

  • @rubenzrb
    @rubenzrb Рік тому

    does he often get punched after his shows?)

    • @cambs0181
      @cambs0181 Рік тому

      No, because people understand it's comedy and wouldn't really go to his shows if they were offended by him.

    • @rubenzrb
      @rubenzrb Рік тому

      @@cambs0181 well, in Russia punching people is also comedy hence the question

  • @zip261
    @zip261 Рік тому +4

    Carr has never been funny.

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 Рік тому

      Agreed. He's just camp and annoying.
      _Jimmy_ Carr, on the other hand...

  • @robertreape
    @robertreape Рік тому +1

    Jimmy Carr tells jokes? The guy is as funny as a burning orphanage

    • @jootai
      @jootai Рік тому

      Well.. Donno if that's a compliment

  • @JoeyCheex0583
    @JoeyCheex0583 Рік тому

    aaah why was mongo beeped out ? wtf ??

  • @pwccfc
    @pwccfc Рік тому

    Excellent