Jimmy's Jokes About SCOTLAND | Jimmy Carr

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  • @briannicholas2757
    @briannicholas2757 2 роки тому +39

    I live in Maine, USA, and during lockdown I discovered the wonderful world of British comedians. And I must say that Jimmy Carr is in my top three, along with Bill Bailey and the late Sean Lock, who I am sure is enjoying a drink with the other great comics who left us too early.
    Thank you Jimmy, you always put a smile on my face.
    PS: I really enjoy your new show, I Literally Just Told You, may it run for many seasons.

    • @buster7611
      @buster7611 2 роки тому

      Try Roy Chubby Brown

    • @thornabyonteesyorks3643
      @thornabyonteesyorks3643 2 роки тому +1

      Try Al Murray , nations of the world .

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 2 роки тому +1

      Try Lenny Henry 😂

    • @Celtic4Life9
      @Celtic4Life9 2 роки тому

      Kevin Bridges, Frankie Boyle, the next Scottish comedians who followed on from Billy Connolly
      Glesga's miles better

    • @chrisblake2586
      @chrisblake2586 2 роки тому

      Try Frankie Boyle and Bernard Manning

  • @chrish281
    @chrish281 2 роки тому +119

    As someone from Scotland I have to tip my hat off to Jimmy's cultural awareness in this clip

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 2 роки тому +1

      My Nana loved him. So glad I got on the Jimmy train decades ago. He is a very astute comic. His hosting gigs are usually filled with on point jabs. Apparently he studies guests he doesn't know to have ready made burns.

    • @S.Clause
      @S.Clause 2 роки тому

      Why?

    • @celticfan1888wewontheleaugeha
      @celticfan1888wewontheleaugeha 2 роки тому

      Mon Celtic #scotland

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 2 роки тому +1

      "someone from Scotland" I swear there used to be a word for people like that.

  • @GrayeWilliams
    @GrayeWilliams 2 роки тому +70

    I’ve watched enough clips that I’ve started laughing like Jimmy.
    I’m pleased as punch.

    • @mrlox9576
      @mrlox9576 2 роки тому +2

      It's funny when you catch yourself doing that hey. But the more you watch him the more he realy grows on you.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 2 роки тому

      @@mrlox9576 hey hey hey hey hey hey

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 роки тому

      @@mrlox9576 awwwwwww..........

  • @agnesblack1974
    @agnesblack1974 2 роки тому +31

    Been having a rough day and you turned it right around like always! Thank you Sir Carr, simply brilliant!

  • @Hey___you
    @Hey___you 2 роки тому +11

    I loved your book, Jimmy. It was entertaining and inspiring.
    ❤ catherine 🇺🇸

  • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
    @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 2 роки тому +9

    3:59 Aye, ye canny beat a sausage supper! 😂❤😁

  • @streakingjesus
    @streakingjesus 2 роки тому +14

    As a Scotsman gotta admit he's funny 😁

  • @YARROWS9
    @YARROWS9 2 роки тому +4

    I love being Scottish. We can laugh at ourselves, and our faults. Jimmy is really funny.

  • @AussieSusan1
    @AussieSusan1 2 роки тому +9

    Thank you for the laughs Jimmy 👍

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness 2 роки тому +12

    Glasgow hecklers havin' the most fun! :D

  • @martinknows
    @martinknows 2 роки тому +9

    Jimmy, do you mind if I call you Jimmy, like I am giving you the option to tell me yes or no. Jimmy, you are very much appreciated. I am betting you could do hours of just audience interaction with almost no prepared material. Thank you for the chuckles. I wish you health and happiness. I still miss Sean.

  • @timfronimos459
    @timfronimos459 2 роки тому +2

    Watching from Detroit. Thanks Jimmy.

  • @kingloser4198
    @kingloser4198 2 роки тому +24

    3:10 Bill Burr loved that joke

  • @DestroyerWill
    @DestroyerWill 2 роки тому +27

    Nobody can beat Rob Brydon on Scottish women and excuses to get out of sex “auch I’m allergic to bins” 😂

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 2 роки тому +2

      Omg the bfq with Brydon and Jimmy where Rob stages a coup. Beautiful...

  • @BobAt101
    @BobAt101 2 роки тому

    Jimmy , you are the funniest guy in the UK, I cannot get away from you and you open your gob and I burst into laughter.

  • @michaelduffin1722
    @michaelduffin1722 2 роки тому +9

    Excellent audience, without humour in ourselves we're a very sad bunch👍😊

  • @deanie557
    @deanie557 2 роки тому +6

    Now it's Scotland's turn to make fun at Jimmy & that isn't difficult. 😂

  • @danieldavid3160
    @danieldavid3160 2 роки тому +6

    Fantastic!

  • @AussieSusan1
    @AussieSusan1 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks for the laughs Jimmy, 🌟🤣

  • @carladean6117
    @carladean6117 2 роки тому +52

    It's nice to be Scottish and find this funny, no offence taken. If only all races could be as accepting of humour about them without screaming 'racism' 😆

    • @alemgas
      @alemgas 2 роки тому +1

      I wonder how well he would go down in Qatar 😂

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 2 роки тому +2

      @@alemgas Or in London

    • @matthewstevenson3002
      @matthewstevenson3002 2 роки тому +2

      Scots and Irish are probably Best at taking a joke

    • @chrismathis4162
      @chrismathis4162 2 роки тому +1

      I didn’t realise Scottish was a race

    • @carladean6117
      @carladean6117 2 роки тому

      @@chrismathis4162 What do you suggest in it's place, Nationality?
      That better?

  • @CA-ee1et
    @CA-ee1et 2 роки тому +5

    8:10 "I get money from that, I don't know how"
    Don't worry Jimmy, your accountant will sort it all out for you. The money comes in via the Cayman Islands, Sark and Switzerland.

  • @rymic72
    @rymic72 2 роки тому +2

    The beauty of a Glaswegian crowd is that they enjoy the self deprecating humour.

  • @moj6j6j69
    @moj6j6j69 2 роки тому +1

    The best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @onlyhereforNF
    @onlyhereforNF 2 роки тому +3

    Great representation of Scotland 👏 Jimmy your half way there to perfecting the accent 👏 aw I needed that barrel eh laughs the day 🤣

  • @jamesandrews1130
    @jamesandrews1130 2 роки тому

    Jimmy is coming to Newfoundland Canada June 2023. My wife couldn't believe it when she asked me to go see Johnny Carr and I said no. It was about three hours latter when it hit me.

  • @contingency9
    @contingency9 2 роки тому

    superb!

  • @irvsstella
    @irvsstella 2 роки тому +5

    I found this video offensive, distasteful and patronising, fucking brilliant, loved it 😆

  • @moonnightbricks3948
    @moonnightbricks3948 2 роки тому

    Awesome.

  • @ArcAudios77
    @ArcAudios77 2 роки тому

    Another Glaswegian laughed here, thanks Jimmy.
    Regards

  • @jimmydickson8854
    @jimmydickson8854 Місяць тому

    Your very clever in your acts 👍

  • @dksdmusic
    @dksdmusic 2 роки тому +2

    Fucking A Jimmy! Great video

  • @Error404-n2c
    @Error404-n2c 2 роки тому +16

    Love jimmys scottish accent

  • @DanielDay-ix8vr
    @DanielDay-ix8vr 2 роки тому

    amazing

  • @Smellthecoffee100
    @Smellthecoffee100 2 роки тому

    Proper heckler

  • @colinevans7134
    @colinevans7134 2 роки тому

    Brilliant

  • @matthewratcliffe6812
    @matthewratcliffe6812 2 роки тому +3

    Scotland is beautiful

  • @georgejennings8743
    @georgejennings8743 2 роки тому +2

    Jimmy goes full auto with the come backs

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 2 роки тому

      You understand theyre set up

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 2 роки тому +2

      @@zapkvr you really need to go to a show. He doesn't use plants... We know the heckles he wants to hear.

  • @sixaout1982
    @sixaout1982 2 роки тому +13

    Jimmy proves Scotland has a sense of humour

    • @EmmaRiddle543
      @EmmaRiddle543 2 роки тому +5

      Em…of course Scotland has a sense of humour, billy Connolly, Kevin bridges, still game… the list goes on. I’m from Scotland and our day to day lives circle around a sense of humour.

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 2 роки тому +2

      @@EmmaRiddle543 And of course the Scottish national football team

    • @jonsmith20766
      @jonsmith20766 2 роки тому

      If you lived in a frozen, inward looking shlthole whose whole identity was predicated on being resentful to it's neighbour to the south for being the most culturally and linguistically influential country in history then humour would be your best recourse.
      The next best might be heroin addiction, which is what they tend to favour.

  • @D4RK4NG3L_
    @D4RK4NG3L_ 2 роки тому

    Woah this guys better than i thought🤣🤣🤣

  • @marcusaetius9309
    @marcusaetius9309 2 роки тому

    Nasty! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @The_Kalahari_Cowboy
    @The_Kalahari_Cowboy 2 роки тому

    Classiest "your mama's" jokes.

  • @johnburns3703
    @johnburns3703 2 роки тому +1

    love to see a double act with sadowitz!

  • @chaseshadow
    @chaseshadow 2 роки тому

    Jimmy Carr loves the Order of the Garter.

  • @paparobbo62
    @paparobbo62 2 роки тому +2

    Jimmy making a very convincing case for Independence.

    • @davidevans3223
      @davidevans3223 2 роки тому

      We asked you to go before in our polite English way but you voted to keep scrounging

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 2 роки тому +4

    Scotland does sound like a great country to travel, Mate XD

  • @karl-186
    @karl-186 2 роки тому +5

    Hi Jimmy

  • @Foxy90x
    @Foxy90x 2 роки тому

    Genius

  • @DrMcMoist
    @DrMcMoist 2 роки тому

    The roads in Glasgow are very nearly finished, but not in the way that Jimmy meant it.

  • @YevOnegin
    @YevOnegin 2 роки тому +3

    Can't wait for the "Jokes About Israel" video.

  • @davide2975
    @davide2975 2 роки тому

    Some people on here say they can't stand Jimmy Carr, so why bother watching???

  • @liamhegarty3220
    @liamhegarty3220 2 роки тому +1

    Cotton buds are NOT banned in the United Kingdom...I have to admire the commitment to BS, though.

  • @chapsnaps1
    @chapsnaps1 2 роки тому +2

    At least they don't throw pennies or bottles anymore.

  • @richardbradley3684
    @richardbradley3684 2 роки тому

    Who was that guy at the end

  • @FullOedipus
    @FullOedipus 2 роки тому +11

    You better watch your mouth about scottland. You may not realize it but they understand English. Sure they can barely speak it but they can understand.

  • @Idancegood
    @Idancegood 9 місяців тому +1

    I think on this island, English, Scottish, welsh doesn't matter....we all just love slaggings

  • @UncleJoeMedia
    @UncleJoeMedia 2 роки тому +3

    Jimmy, the make-up m8. It doesn't take 12yrs off you...

  • @scottiescott4201
    @scottiescott4201 2 роки тому +1

    I know he’s just being funny .. and that’s ok but my goodness! He’s far more material in whose running the country now ( running 😂 but)

  • @paulomontero12
    @paulomontero12 2 роки тому +1

    Let’s the Scott’s joke about 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ! English being stomping on Scottish rights till this day.

    • @alex-E7WHU
      @alex-E7WHU 2 роки тому

      Boring comment.

    • @YARROWS9
      @YARROWS9 2 роки тому +1

      FFS. Get a grip, and stop making us look miserable F**kers.

  • @riecejoynes1681
    @riecejoynes1681 2 роки тому +3

    Jokes? I thought these were facts

  • @gilessmith2481
    @gilessmith2481 2 роки тому

    See you in Darwin, 2023...... 😎👍

  • @edrcozonoking
    @edrcozonoking 2 роки тому +2

    I didn't hear a single joke...they were all true stories.

  • @AquarianAgeApostle
    @AquarianAgeApostle 2 роки тому

    Advertisement cut in just before the punchline. Not ideal when watching a gag comedian. Was the advertisement deliberately put there in order to punish us for not using their premium service? Pr*cks!

  • @donaldmckechnie4562
    @donaldmckechnie4562 2 роки тому

    The biggest joke in the UK, is the Tories in Westminster .

  • @Vee-jc1qh
    @Vee-jc1qh 2 роки тому

    Just remember though Jimmy to pay your taxes.

  • @sydneyhappy8543
    @sydneyhappy8543 2 роки тому +18

    Mrs Anna is legit and her method works like magic I keep on earning every single week with her new strategy.

    • @michellemary1070
      @michellemary1070 2 роки тому

      I'm from Australia and I have been Investing and earning massively with the help of Mrs Anna , all thanks to her

    • @realscientistflanders1688
      @realscientistflanders1688 2 роки тому

      Mr Frodo helped me invest in gold rings

    • @bigears5809
      @bigears5809 2 роки тому

      Do you think Mrs Anna could help me?

    • @highlandoutsider
      @highlandoutsider 2 роки тому +1

      Mrs Anna helped remove my appendix, she didn't even need to use her hands because she is so skilled with her feet, she was also instrumental in the apollo lunar missions.

  • @loaded2820
    @loaded2820 2 роки тому

    If you bleep it, I won't listen.

  • @jim_dubhglas
    @jim_dubhglas 2 роки тому +2

    Billy Connolly and Kevin Bridges are where I turn for comedy, especially for Scottish jokes. Nae to Jimmy Carr.

  • @cosmo9882
    @cosmo9882 2 роки тому +1

    XDDD

  • @peripheralparadox4218
    @peripheralparadox4218 2 роки тому

    Hitlers mistress also wrote a book.
    Mein Kant.

  • @topsouter
    @topsouter 2 роки тому

    if you do get money from it Jimmy, just make sure you pay your income tax from it... xx

  • @gggggggg3542
    @gggggggg3542 2 роки тому

    So what, he's a comedian just earning some money.......... hope he declares it to HMRC

  • @ScottDonaldson51
    @ScottDonaldson51 2 місяці тому

    HERE IS A HECKLE... "JIMMY, HOW MUCH DOES LOREAL PAY YOU FOR ENDORSING THEIR PRODUCTS?"

  • @neilwatson5864
    @neilwatson5864 2 роки тому

    Jimmy. We All know how you get paid your money. Thru your Tax code.

  • @marksandsmith6778
    @marksandsmith6778 2 роки тому

    Based on this performance you *have* paid too much tax.

  • @iamarawn
    @iamarawn 2 роки тому +6

    Seriously, it censored the word mongol? That's not even a bad word!

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 2 роки тому +2

      It is because of UA-cam will demonetize you.

    • @iamarawn
      @iamarawn 2 роки тому

      @@JustinJTime but it's mongol, i can name so many bad words, but mongol? it's not a bad word at all. it's like a preschool insult you just laugh off.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 2 роки тому

      @@iamarawn
      It’s considered quite offensive these days. Mongolia has spoken out against it because they don’t want their name used to refer to people with Down’s Syndrome, and people with Down’s and their families don’t like the word because… well, I’m not sure actually. Maybe they’re all racists and hate Asian people.

    • @iamarawn
      @iamarawn 2 роки тому

      @@Brinta3 i don't associate the word mongols with mongolians or down syndrome.

  • @johncopeland3826
    @johncopeland3826 2 роки тому

    Is it true his da was a test tube ......

  • @alphasushi9178
    @alphasushi9178 2 роки тому +2

    Jokes about Scotland? No no, Scotland IS a joke

  • @bigmoncrief6071
    @bigmoncrief6071 2 роки тому +5

    It's a toss up as to which I dislike more; the Glaswegian accent or Jimmy Carr.

  • @johnmontgomery9149
    @johnmontgomery9149 2 роки тому +1

    Jimmy Carr is an effin joke.

  • @rip5666
    @rip5666 2 роки тому

    England lose on penalties again.

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 2 роки тому

      Oh good, a fellow traveller. Which parallel universe are _you_ from?

  • @richardconnelly7141
    @richardconnelly7141 2 роки тому +1

    didnt find him that funny

  • @davidjohnston5692
    @davidjohnston5692 2 роки тому +1

    I really don’t find him funny to be honest I find him just giving insults to people nothing else ?

  • @rbarnett3200
    @rbarnett3200 2 роки тому

    You do get money from it Jimmy, you're quite right. Perhaps if you did a tax dodge you'd also get to keep more of it.

  • @duncanbrown7082
    @duncanbrown7082 2 роки тому

    I’m amazed how poor his Scottish accent is.

  • @jockiron
    @jockiron 2 роки тому

    P1sh

  • @paparobbo62
    @paparobbo62 2 роки тому

    Why is UA-cam allowing this racist material? Please have it removed or face a legal challenge.

  • @rubenzrb
    @rubenzrb 2 роки тому

    does he often get punched after his shows?)

    • @cambs0181
      @cambs0181 2 роки тому

      No, because people understand it's comedy and wouldn't really go to his shows if they were offended by him.

    • @rubenzrb
      @rubenzrb 2 роки тому

      @@cambs0181 well, in Russia punching people is also comedy hence the question

  • @annsimpson8786
    @annsimpson8786 2 роки тому +1

    Can't stand the man!

  • @robertreape
    @robertreape 2 роки тому +1

    Jimmy Carr tells jokes? The guy is as funny as a burning orphanage

    • @jootai
      @jootai 2 роки тому

      Well.. Donno if that's a compliment

  • @zip261
    @zip261 2 роки тому +4

    Carr has never been funny.

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 2 роки тому

      Agreed. He's just camp and annoying.
      _Jimmy_ Carr, on the other hand...

  • @pwccfc
    @pwccfc 2 роки тому

    Excellent

  • @JoeyCheex0583
    @JoeyCheex0583 2 роки тому

    aaah why was mongo beeped out ? wtf ??