I feel that so hard. I started taking this pill to make my hair grow back, but it hasn't really gotten going, yet - it's only been 2 months, or so - and when I just shaved my head.... Woof - I hope this pill does something.
@@daggers101 oh, I usually do. I came home from the bar where I worked to my passed-out-drunk roommate's friends looking to party at mine. I yelled: "You see these boots?! You see this cut?! Now, get offa my parking lot lawn!!" I didn't give a rat's dick if they took me seriously and told people I was a skinhead - it was 3 in the morning and I wanted to relax with some vieeo games, after dealing with hundreds of drunk dildoes like them. Didn't hurt I was the wild front-man in a band.
"Goon" is actually a morphed version of "go on," insinuating they want to hear what you have to say. So call yourself a gooner if you want to make sure the people around you know you're a dedicated, caring listener!
@@tsriketwm7274 **cough** Bezos; the bald ballin' boi with billions. He could end world hunger but instead he chillin. Went to space in a dick-ship like a bond villain, lookin' like a dang reptile; CROCODILIAN. oo he cold blooded. oo he so moneey oo he laugh weird when he find somethin funny. Dude's richer than god. I don't think you understand it. Fuck a gated community he could buy a gated planet.
I love the idea that there’s a real show literally called Regular Adult Sheldon where you just follow him in his normal life. No adventures, no jokes, just Sheldon.
i love that theres 2 versions of the alphas betas and omegas thing. the manosphere ones where its all about masculinity and the yaoi omegaverse where its usually gay and about mpreg this is why i can never take manosphere people seriously when theyre like "im an alpha male" and find it hilarious every single time
BIG stream tonight!! Filming: -Funeral for Be Funny Now -Haikus! -Explaining the Drake/Kendrick beef to my parents Tonight around 6:30pm PDT on www.twitch.tv/jacksfilms
Photographer here, a lot of people being confused about what Sigma means. It’s actually a 3rd party lens manufacturer that makes some exceptionally good lenses for a reduced price compared to 1st party lenses. YOU’RE WELCOME
Gen Alpha is to Millenials as Millenials are to Baby Boomers. Think about that for a second. oh and then there's gen z which is the gen x of this comparison
The only reason I'm able to semi-understand gen alpha is because whenever I see any new acronym appear, I just google what it means xd I'd recommend doing so actually
I work for my public library and we actually do get plenty of Gen alpha traffic, but it’s mostly either in the summer or through our digital resources. We’re partnered with like 4 different e-book services so a lot of people prefer to just make an account, link their library card, and read on their tablets, computers, or phones. And I’m not judging that. I do that too. A lot of old books are easier to find digital.
I love how Jack trashes on people who are like "i hate the youth, they only know ipad" but he now truelly transformed in what he hated before,... he becomes old, he starts doing boomer humor, he trashes on screens and hates his wife. He is becoming what he hates the most. You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain 😢🤯🤔🥔🥁🥐⚠️
worked in a college library for over a year (UK college so 16-18) and had someone come in and ask to borrow a charger to charge their vape once. still think about that day...
I work in a library and kids do still read dinosaur books. Also the other day I saw a kids book about herobrine, a minecraft creepypasta character, going to human school and being bullied and I haven't recovered
Is your Gen Alpha child secretly talking about their addiction to Cartoon Cartoons? DMs - Dexter [x] Mandark smooching IJBOL - Is Johnny Bravo Out Lusting? ARG - Appreciating [the] Red Guy MILF - Muriel, I'd Like [your] Fritters SIGMA - Sheep in Gigantic Metropolitan Area AI TTS - All In The Time Squad Also, ALCMS, which Jack claimed to have made, is already in use; only, to Gen Alpha, its means "Alright, Let's Create More Scams", in honor of Ed Edd and Eddy being the only scammers in the current grift economy that completely avoid using AI in their craft
I’m very disappointed we didn’t cover Gen alpha’s top secret tectonic transmitter in Yellowstone, their bipedal robot self balancing systems, or the metaparticles that power their multiversal travel
Every time he makes a joke about gen alpha you can actually see him lose another hair
i hope this gets top comment
E
I think I can feel another of my hairs turn grey when I learn more about Gen Alpha... and I'm 20 😫
Sigh, same.
He’s receding into madness
That wisp of hair at the front is doing a lot of lifting for Jack right now
I feel that so hard. I started taking this pill to make my hair grow back, but it hasn't really gotten going, yet - it's only been 2 months, or so - and when I just shaved my head.... Woof - I hope this pill does something.
E
Just noticed it.
@@daggers101 oh, I usually do. I came home from the bar where I worked to my passed-out-drunk roommate's friends looking to party at mine. I yelled: "You see these boots?! You see this cut?! Now, get offa my parking lot lawn!!" I didn't give a rat's dick if they took me seriously and told people I was a skinhead - it was 3 in the morning and I wanted to relax with some vieeo games, after dealing with hundreds of drunk dildoes like them. Didn't hurt I was the wild front-man in a band.
Homer Simpson type sht
6:40 I thought it meant
S - Sonic
I - Is Kissing His
G - Good Friend
M - Mario
A - A-Passionately
Arounsingly
Aquatically
Amourously
Ashamedly
Perfect
"Goon" is actually a morphed version of "go on," insinuating they want to hear what you have to say. So call yourself a gooner if you want to make sure the people around you know you're a dedicated, caring listener!
I mean… makes sense in regular context 😬
I love that celine dion song, My Heart will Goon
@@tsriketwm7274lol
@@tsriketwm7274
**cough**
Bezos; the bald ballin' boi with billions. He could end world hunger but instead he chillin. Went to space in a dick-ship like a bond villain, lookin' like a dang reptile; CROCODILIAN. oo he cold blooded. oo he so moneey oo he laugh weird when he find somethin funny. Dude's richer than god. I don't think you understand it. Fuck a gated community he could buy a gated planet.
I love the idea that there’s a real show literally called Regular Adult Sheldon where you just follow him in his normal life. No adventures, no jokes, just Sheldon.
A show containing an adult Sheldon, no storyline, and no humour? Let me introduce you to Big Bang Theory
@@vibceI think they mean no attempt at those
@@saratoga6663I'm not sure I'd call big bang theory an attempt. At least, not an attempt at comedy
i love that theres 2 versions of the alphas betas and omegas thing. the manosphere ones where its all about masculinity and the yaoi omegaverse where its usually gay and about mpreg
this is why i can never take manosphere people seriously when theyre like "im an alpha male" and find it hilarious every single time
Can't wait for when manosphere dudes start talking about heat and ruts like they're giga chad activities 💀
“Sigma” obviously stands for
S - Short
I - Involuntarily-Celibate
G - Guys
M - Must
A - Assemble!
E
Honestly, probably not too far off.
Actually the G is for Greeks
Stylish Items Galore, Maidens Admire
Stupid
Idiotic
Generation of
Mental
Absurdity
I love how he mocks Gen Alpha for not going to Libraries when he’s been saying libraries are dead since like YIAY 280.
I recently had a 14 year old refer to me as “Chat”.
That was probably an accident
@@goldenfiberwheat238 When I called him out on it he said he called his mum chat
As a 13 year old this person is an exception we aren't that stupid
Damn u really got 4th person pronoun’d
ironically, right????
RIGHT??
"Regular Adult Sheldon" killed me, jesus christ
Boruto's dad vibes 😏
@@hitotsudaketsukinoko who's burrito?
When you mentioned "The Bazinga Show", you nearly gave me a heart attack thinking there was another bing bang theory spinoff
aren't they making one right now?
He's not kidding about the mpreg, there was a super cool house tour video where he showcased it.
I think that was like my 4th video of his I saw. Made me subscribe. 😂
Pregnant Stewie Griffin was my favorite on account that it’s meta.
BIG stream tonight!! Filming:
-Funeral for Be Funny Now
-Haikus!
-Explaining the Drake/Kendrick beef to my parents
Tonight around 6:30pm PDT on www.twitch.tv/jacksfilms
We WERE Funny Now... it WAS available on mobile & steam... R.I.Pee Broccoli Now...
Didn't know you were a rap fan, Jack. What was your favourite track from the beef so far?
See you there boyo!!
"fhe" havent heard that one yet
Jack I want you to know that one time at my church your boardgame YIAY and Shrek came up within the first 2 minutes of a sermon. You should be proud
“I just wanna clap”
-johncinema
Jack is the type of guy to own a North American bird sighting book
@@daggers101 and/or haven't seen a bird
Idk what this is supposed to mean but I'd love to own that kind of book
Nah, that's Wennan Wee Wulligan, iykwim 😏
"Why so sigma?" - The Jelqer
Wait until jack finds out gen alpha starts highschool next year lmao
@@Uggnog That's gen z, but it was more like 2010
im literally shaking i dont wanna have to watch all the gen alpha kids pour into my school 😭😭😭😭😭
@@presidentialyaoithat’s what millennials said about us
I mean they'll be the better Gen alphas but yikes
@@jess-mxbruh Gen Z are having children lmfao
you’re so hip and cool with the kids jack
My Gen Alpha niece continues to use the phrase is Goo Goo gaga and I think it has some sexual innuendos
She wants you to play the Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga
jack is recreating the stupid boomer memes he once used to make fun of. you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
The difference is Jack is doing it for comedy, he knows how absurd this is. Boomers are just... Like That.
Photographer here, a lot of people being confused about what Sigma means. It’s actually a 3rd party lens manufacturer that makes some exceptionally good lenses for a reduced price compared to 1st party lenses.
YOU’RE WELCOME
I heard Gen Alpha stands for
Gsubscribe
Eto
Njackisanerd
Afor
Lmore
Prandom
HYIAY
Acontent
this is true
Uhhh content.
Sorry, YAIY reference. You wouldn't get it.
IGENALPHA???
"gsubscribe eto njackisanerd afor lmore prandom hyiay acontent"
Well isn't that English spoken in its intended form
my senior thesis touched briefly on omegaverse if you want me to send that to you
Very thought provoking
Why would you do that?
@@aquaticalateralis for seniority
What is exactly were you studying that lead to that being your thesis
Now this is the senior thesis of all time!
That omegaverse yiay will be brutal
Another exquisite Jonathan moving pictures video
"Aren't I the cutest caring beta?" Spoken like a true omega on heat suppressants 😩😩😩😩
John avoiding the actual title of The Bazinga Show is unbelievably funny
The first step is acceptance Jack. Proud of you
“Uhm, aktuoily, the first step is Denial”
Gen Alpha definitely watches Young Sheldon, trust me I know
Heck, I watch it (2006er here), it's definitely not Big Bang Theory; pretty solid drama in my opinion.
@@kenswordsthats just somewhat late gen z
@@cade-music I know, I just wanted to share my opinion
One of my Gen Alpha relatives heard me making fun of The Big Bang Theory and watched it to be contrarian. He now loves it unironically.
Growing out of dinosaur phase failed. Accidentally became a palaeontologist
Gen Alpha is to Millenials as Millenials are to Baby Boomers. Think about that for a second.
oh and then there's gen z which is the gen x of this comparison
this is insane
it should be illegal
@@bones.bonesb0nesyeah it’s almost like small children aren’t the smartest
5:50 Jack choking upon reading the phrase "manosphere" was gold
I feel like a genuine answer to what the omegaverse is would be funnier and more traumatic than any joke answers
S - Sonic
I - Intimately
G - Gooning
M - Mario?
A - Arousing!
i don’t understand YOU. jack. if that even is your real name
Jake Movies at it again
John Cinema back on the grind
Jack is obviously a metaphor for
Just
A
Caring beta
K
Jock Motion Pictures is so back
It is real, his full name is Jack S. Films.
omg, his hair is actually disappearing, everyone PANIC NOW
This is Jack's most Boomer video
Was not prepared to hear Jack say Skibidi Rizz
YOGURT males was something else when I grew up; it’s “I’m not gay but $20 is $20”
I made it into YIAY. I can die happy now.
Very educational! I'm Gooning and edging!
I had to teach a Gen Alpha how to sign her name because she'd never been taught cursive.
I’m gen alpha and I’ve never been taught cursive, I’m also dyslexic and can’t read cursive at all 💀
SIMP stands for Squirrels In My Pants
"How can I qualify for government grants?"
that's the most humanly possible genz answer
‘Mom, leave me alone, I’m edging’ is not a sentence I thought I’d ever hear or ever wanted to hear.
YAIY
YES
ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE
YIFFS
Protogens: :3
Jakefilm is such a gyatt rizzler
Truly jakepaulmovies is a sigma Ohio skibidi
not even google could translate this
JakeReacts*
bro's rizzling his gyatt all over my skibidi toilet till I goo goo gaga in my pants skull emoji skull emoji skull emoji skull emoji skull emoji fr fr
Oh how generational hatred is so quickly fostered 😔
Rizzle me this, Gyattgooner
Sonic
Inflation
Male
Pregnancy
is so much cleaner 6:30
3:31 that was very jenna marbles of you
I am gen alpha. I enjoyed this video. Time to read a book.
The electric charger in paper book idea is a great way to deal with gen alpha...
With fire
I’m so scared to see Jack learn the omegaverse
I teach seventh graders, and a lot of them LOVE young Sheldon. They also call albums “playlists”
Manosphere: The Hands of Fate
The Master would not approve.
The only reason I'm able to semi-understand gen alpha is because whenever I see any new acronym appear, I just google what it means xd
I'd recommend doing so actually
I love how the definition for goon in this video is possibly the farthest possible point from the actual definition of goon you could get
this is so skibidi core
2:10 WHAT 💀
yo whats good blahaj thank you for your service to depressed trans girls around the world
@@kittrivenn That was a feat I achieved accidentally but I appreciate it fellow blahaj enjoyer
Bring back the outro
I work for my public library and we actually do get plenty of Gen alpha traffic, but it’s mostly either in the summer or through our digital resources. We’re partnered with like 4 different e-book services so a lot of people prefer to just make an account, link their library card, and read on their tablets, computers, or phones. And I’m not judging that. I do that too. A lot of old books are easier to find digital.
Millenials, as a Gen Z i have to propose this, uhm, proposal. Let us gather In Peace, and join each other as forces against Gen Alpha.
5:20 Editor really loves Juggernaut
Who is neither an X-man nor a mutant.
I love how Jack trashes on people who are like "i hate the youth, they only know ipad" but he now truelly transformed in what he hated before,... he becomes old, he starts doing boomer humor, he trashes on screens and hates his wife. He is becoming what he hates the most. You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain 😢🤯🤔🥔🥁🥐⚠️
7:25 That sounds more like a SSSniper moment than a Jack moment lol
John Movies decoding kids language
5:19 kudos to the editor that labeled Juggernaut as both a powerful and sexy X-Man. Got a good chuckle out of me
I’m getting bored of just reading comments the whole video
please god dont let this man read omegaverse yaoi for research
What’s… what’s that…
Sigma stands for
Son
I gotta
Go to the store to get
Milk
Adios
I miss you dad.
I think we might share a dad.... My dad just came back with my milk/J
Goddamn it 😹
I think Jack is so brave for coming out as a certified boomer in this video. I love you no matter what.
Who's gonna tell Jack about the Bazinga Bus
the confusion over the manosphere is very reminiscent of danny gonzalez
Your audience knows what you mean by “coming into yourself”, but Gen Alpha is gonna say “Yo, pause! Not chungus, bruh”
What a missed opportunity for SIMP :
Squirrel
In
My
Pants
Jorkfilms
Jelqfilms
Since Danisnotonfire said it, irony will kill us all because its an endless loop of unironic/ironic/unironic/ironic etc.
I for one welcome our eventual gen alpha overlords.
7:34 "oh god get grandpa the inhaler!"
worked in a college library for over a year (UK college so 16-18) and had someone come in and ask to borrow a charger to charge their vape once. still think about that day...
jorkin' it to this video
I work in a library and kids do still read dinosaur books. Also the other day I saw a kids book about herobrine, a minecraft creepypasta character, going to human school and being bullied and I haven't recovered
oh i once tried to zoom in on a paper map to see the streets easier
YIAY -
Yes
I
Am
Yogurt Male
Remember,it must be under right terms
i loveee forcing cishet men to learn about omegaverse
1:42 Ah yes, Yogurt Males, or “$20 is $20” Males.
During this video, my sleep schedule came on just when you said 2010s and swapped to the sad music, and I thought you were doing a bit...
7:34 “we asked æ-“
5:10 I was thinking Hidden Abilities like Pokémon lol
Wait until mr. douglass hears about ligma males
Theres now a young Sheldon spin off
voice: -4db
laugh: 8db
Is your Gen Alpha child secretly talking about their addiction to Cartoon Cartoons?
DMs - Dexter [x] Mandark smooching
IJBOL - Is Johnny Bravo Out Lusting?
ARG - Appreciating [the] Red Guy
MILF - Muriel, I'd Like [your] Fritters
SIGMA - Sheep in Gigantic Metropolitan Area
AI TTS - All In The Time Squad
Also, ALCMS, which Jack claimed to have made, is already in use; only, to Gen Alpha, its means "Alright, Let's Create More Scams", in honor of Ed Edd and Eddy being the only scammers in the current grift economy that completely avoid using AI in their craft
Im not even lying, im a gen alpha, and a ridiculous amount of us watch young sheldon.
Man-osphere = Man atmosphere = reddit
0:38 i feel attacked. I dont have live tv in my house so i have to watch youtube
the thumbnail makes me feel evil
I’m Jorkin, Baby. Ooo, Lala
I’m very disappointed we didn’t cover Gen alpha’s top secret tectonic transmitter in Yellowstone, their bipedal robot self balancing systems, or the metaparticles that power their multiversal travel
Giving Absolutely No Romantic Love Interest Currently But Enjoying Bread... garlic bread...mmm.. I just made up the acronym