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There once was a "creator" so snide, She showed up to Jack's house unadvised. The fans were appalled, The platform got involved, and ceased the behavior on "both sides"
My conspiracy so qualified, For why they had ceased on both sides. Is that Jack had roasted And the "creator" toasted And Jack aggravated who UA-cam glorified
@@zap_. 20 years have passed since high-school My friend Zap used to be pretty cool Thou I wrote something in prose He couldn't help but propose T'was a limerick, what a fool
There once was a football-headed baby, Playing with his dog that was fun, maybe. He then had to shout, "Brian, Look out!" But the dog was struck with a car that was scary.
the new norm had ONE funny joke and it was surprisingly original: "did ya hear my boy is transitioning? "transitioning to what" *football team misses* "hopefully not a ravens fan"
And we all can appreciate a good trans joke. But it has to be an actual joke with a punchline. The joke can't just be "because trans", since that's not a joke.
a man once would die on a hill that with free speech his app would soon fill but after an election and failed insurrection his platform was banned in brazil
Quick game design tip: No one is going to willingly choose "DM'd a minor". In order to have this as a scenario in your game, it needs to be thrust upon the player either by chance or by penalty.
"Blackout poetry, also known as erasure or redacted poetry, is a type of found poetry that involves focusing on or rearranging certain words in an existing piece of writing to create a new meaning or message. This art form typically involves using a permanent marker to cover up or “black out” words or images deemed unnecessary for the desired outcome." Good for Twitter, not in a UA-cam comment.
@kylecooper4812 no it's like making a copy of a previously existing poem and literally blacking out the words and letters to make a new poem it's pretty cool actually
@@bN_isheeere is it then more like that meme where people edited the tweet: "If you design a quest where I need to follow an NPC and they move SLOWER than my running speed but FASTER than my walking speed you are banned from making video games for one year" by blacking out parts of it to make it say stuff like " a mo n g u S s u s "? Because if yes, that would make for an awesomesauce Yiyayiayy ngl
A poem suggestion? I'm on it! Your lim'ricks shall pale thereupon it! For as metrical flex, They are too incomplex - Naught beside the Shakespearian sonnet!
@@husvidfloden We've found yet another one, folks A person that's ruined our jokes This is time number one I'll say "let us have fun," Let the infinite time not be spoke
he thought the youtube game won, now, that his competition was gone but after a female intrusion he got to the conclusion that his wife is the funny one
@@blunderbass851 Irreprable mistakes I have done Upsetting Blunderbass851 My syllabic factor is rather inaccurate «The syllables are all off on this one»
@@ebgbees @fatknuts okay… here goes everything. “You think this is bad, this chican’ry? Now listen here, I am not crazy! A sunroof he shitted, twas all orchestrated. Couldn’t be our precious Jimmy!”
@@AlexDown1 @ EBjeebies1081 @ fatknuts sorry Gamers I thought I had replied already, here goes everything… “You think this is bad, this chican’ry? Now listen here, I am not crazy! A sunroof he shitted, twas all orchestrated. Couldn’t be our precious Jimmy!”
my reply keeps getting deleted, I don’t know why!!! “You think this is bad, this chican’ry? Now listen here, I am not crazy! A sunroof he shitted, twas all orchestrated. Couldn’t be our precious Jimmy!”
RFK had himself quite the lark He went hunting with friends after dark They went on without care 'Till someone hit a bear So he left the bear corpse in a park
There once was a man from Japan Who found that he couldn't quite rhyme He'd get pretty close More than his friend José Who found himself taking the blame
As an American, I’m proud to say I had no clue who JD Vance was so I had to look up “jd vance couch” after the limerick Great to see couch bangers as senators
there once was a street interviewer who found a girl and spoke right to her the girl said "you got to give it the hawk and spit on that thang like a tuah"
One man rushes in consumed by his thoughts Then in another room, with a girl he talks Then the doctor he found And his wife lying down And you only just realized this was loss
A girl turning red? A surprise! She just couldn't believe her eyes When she woke up that night And she had such a fright Because red pandas never get guys
"There once was a wasp from the east, Who was searching for food for a feast. A cicada will do, A sting to subdue, And the cicada will soon be deceased."
I have a YIAYdea: Commenters write a sonnet together, two lines at a time. All you need to do, Jack, is prompt with a title. Imagine a shakespearean retelling of modern Internet flame wars, it would be so cringe and i need to see it PLS
Okay so the trick to writing a good limerick: Write the last line first. The punchline that you want should be the groundwork, then build up from there. Nintendo's a bunch of hypocrites The lore never quite seemed to fit A skeletal stem Only makes sense to them Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?
Some UA-camrs made a new lunch It was trash, not so good to munch, A minecart said no KSI started to blow And the lead poisoning is starting to crunch.
There were three men from Perth, Who dropped many items into the earth. As they rose to fame And the world learned their names, They found themselves racing against Chris Hemsworth
Your rhymes are good but the syllable structure's a little wonky, ur first line is 6 syllables and ur last one is 11 There once were three men from Perth They dropped some items into the Earth As they rose to fame The world learned their names Now they must race Chris Hemsworth
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i'm okay thanks
sssniperwolf stole your bingo idea
No
Saily?
dog from new norm eats off the black guys face off
There once was a "creator" so snide,
She showed up to Jack's house unadvised.
The fans were appalled,
The platform got involved,
and ceased the behavior on "both sides"
Omg BE FUNNY
@@TheRockhopper77NOW
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My conspiracy so qualified,
For why they had ceased on both sides.
Is that Jack had roasted
And the "creator" toasted
And Jack aggravated who UA-cam glorified
5 out of 4 lines have an extra syllable
9/11 Limerick, then Dave Matthews Band. YIAY never changes...
It's like seeing an old friend from high-school
Like 20 years later
And he's still in the same place mentally
Just beautiful
@@matheussanthiago9685 my dumb ass thought this was a limerick
The two greatest tragedies in American history 😔🇺🇸🦅
And of course the mommy milky one 😭😭
@@zap_. 20 years have passed since high-school
My friend Zap used to be pretty cool
Thou I wrote something in prose
He couldn't help but propose
T'was a limerick, what a fool
There once was a dog named Brian,
And I won't really be lyin,
He couldn't see far,
He got hit by a car,
And now he's laying there dyin'
that ending got me so off guard💀
There once was a football-headed baby,
Playing with his dog that was fun, maybe.
He then had to shout,
"Brian, Look out!"
But the dog was struck with a car that was scary.
I've heard "car!" Is the first album from the band as I lay Bryan
crazy
BRIAN LOOK OUT
the new norm had ONE funny joke and it was surprisingly original:
"did ya hear my boy is transitioning?
"transitioning to what"
*football team misses*
"hopefully not a ravens fan"
I think it was jets but yeah that was the one joke I unironically smiled at
no truer statement has been uttered
And we all can appreciate a good trans joke. But it has to be an actual joke with a punchline. The joke can't just be "because trans", since that's not a joke.
Because of all the linebreaks, I started reading this as a limerick and thought you'd fucked up the meter massively
@@DasDieDerErik LMFAO
Jack not getting the lobottomy pun is probably the best evidence in existence for him being straight
I always preferred limericks over picklericks
Take my like and get out of here
r/angryupvote(UA-cam edition)
Pickler Icks
Said no man ever 😂
This is just the same joke as in the thumbnail why are people raving over this comment
I was certainly thrown for a toss
When that dead baby's shoes were sold off
As I read Hemmingway
I excitedly say,
"They made a sequel to loss!?"
Ooh good one
Omg that's good
That was soooo bad dude
Oh my GOOODDDDDD 😭😭😭
BRASIL MENTIONED 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 WE MOVIN TO PITHEE
Pithee is so dead we’re hiring foreign laborers now
BORA PRO PITHEE CARALHOOOOOOOOO
@@Chase_the_Great next thing you know Trump gonna be babbling about Brazilian migrants on Pithee eating the dogs
Let’s goooooo
How do Brazilians themselves always misspell the name of their own country?
There once was a man
Who tried to write limericks
But haiku'd instead
This one was clever
You totally won this YIAY
Too bad he picks faves
Anyone who claims
To not have sung to "the tune"
Is a lying bitch
Is it just me or...
do y'all hear that music too
when reading haikus
@@mobusy Absolutely, now
I can't get it out my head
When I read haikus
So many nickels
a man once would die on a hill
that with free speech his app would soon fill
but after an election
and failed insurrection
his platform was banned in brazil
WE NEED THIS AT THE GODDAMN TOP OF THE COMMENT SECTION
“you might not have twitter but you do have pithy” jack the brazilians have suffered enough
Quick game design tip: No one is going to willingly choose "DM'd a minor". In order to have this as a scenario in your game, it needs to be thrust upon the player either by chance or by penalty.
They all choose that option because it's funny
Seeing this with no context is just so... Demure
Challenge accepted.
Johns graduated from wine. Our alcoholic uncle knows no bounds
There once was a man of great fame
Who loved to play a block game
His acting just rocked
Left everyone shocked
“I am Steve” Jack Black Proclaimed
"Blackout poetry, also known as erasure or redacted poetry, is a type of found poetry that involves focusing on or rearranging certain words in an existing piece of writing to create a new meaning or message. This art form typically involves using a permanent marker to cover up or “black out” words or images deemed unnecessary for the desired outcome." Good for Twitter, not in a UA-cam comment.
Is this like the whole “he lied” “she believed” “sbeve” thing?
@kylecooper4812 no it's like making a copy of a previously existing poem and literally blacking out the words and letters to make a new poem it's pretty cool actually
@@bN_isheeere is it then more like that meme where people edited the tweet: "If you design a quest where I need to follow an NPC and they move SLOWER than my running speed but FASTER than my walking speed you are banned from making video games for one year" by blacking out parts of it to make it say stuff like " a mo n g u S s u s "? Because if yes, that would make for an awesomesauce Yiyayiayy ngl
@petarpetrov6385 no idea what that means
@@petarpetrov6385if you design
, you are
making
In my mind, when you pull the poop lever a red light flashes and an alarm starts blaring like there's a torpedo incoming.
A poem suggestion? I'm on it!
Your lim'ricks shall pale thereupon it!
For as metrical flex,
They are too incomplex -
Naught beside the Shakespearian sonnet!
He'll never do sonnets, I fear
At least, maybe not till next year
The fans will do good
Assignment? Understood
If they start coming in... hold my beer
watch the end of the 1st limerick episode
@@husvidfloden We've found yet another one, folks
A person that's ruined our jokes
This is time number one
I'll say "let us have fun,"
Let the infinite time not be spoke
@@animal_empyre i surrender
"Bulletmaxxing" is my new favorite term for the magic bullet theory.
That's what happens when you play Touhou Project. You just survive bulletmaxxing battles
“Bulletmaxxing” took me OUT lmaoooo
you know who ELSE bulletmaxxing took out
2:59 Funny thing about Vance is, he actually hasn't denied it
Help, I'm out of the loop and too scared to Google it
It's only a limerick if it's written in the French county of Limerick
Otherwise it's just sparkling haiku
What french county of limerick
@@jhv9886 limeRICK DEEZ NUTS
@@jhv9886just south of merlot
North of Chalamet
@@jhv9886it’s where Melvin lives
limerick is an irish county
You should do a YIAY based on /r/TwoSentenceHorror
Berry liked playing in the snow, but so did meatworm
Tom went to school one day. He was not feeling bussin.
Yiay Guy 🪱
YES
I went to admire the beautiful view of the city from the 78th floor. It looked better than the inferno behind me, that's for sure.
6:04 I love how Jack is an anti-anti-dog redditor lmao, like he reacts to anti-dog redditors just how anti-dog redditors react to dogs 🤣
he thought the youtube game won,
now, that his competition was gone
but after a female intrusion
he got to the conclusion
that his wife is the funny one
The syllables are all off on this one😬👎
@@blunderbass851 Irreprable mistakes I have done
Upsetting Blunderbass851
My syllabic factor
is rather inaccurate
«The syllables are all off on this one»
@@mariacarolinaoliveira933 🤣🤙
Regardless of syllables, this is still awesome, and fits perfectly with the fact that he just announced bingo’s back
@@mariacarolinaoliveira933did- did you just give up on trying to have the third and fourth line rhyme?
How dare youtube hide this from me a whole minute.
worse it hid this from me for 7
Hide it from me for 16
Can’t believe this 😔
48
Oh no, here’s the new annoying trend
im sorry, but muttnutter sounds like a crime to me XD
Marble hornets pfp
(0:40) You could give it 11/09, which is how most of the world writes it.
the rest of the world is wrong
@@earwormcovers522 how so?
@@turbochargedfilmsAmerica 🫡 fireworks 🎆 🇱🇷
Reminds me of my favorite quote "I turned myself into a poem Morty!!! I'm LIME RIIICK!!!"
14:02 you should have the comments write an odyssey-style epic poem
Jack after 9/11 joke: laughing hysterically
Jack after JFK joke: too soon
I love how Jack always incorporates a way to tell us that he is buzzed on alcohol… Which is perfect, because I am too.
you can see the life leave jack’s eyes when he does the ad reads
Gotta be Villanelles nineteen lines, five four line stanzas then a four line stanzas. Only because you'll get like three answers and all be garbage
I love villanelles but they are so unconducive to YIAY / the internet lmao
and þey'll (they'll) all be from me
Jacksfilms
Yep that’s him
@@x3Lillyerm this is jackisanerd
Hi jack, I just wanted to say I'm in the hospital right now, thank you for cheering me up a tad bit more!
7:11 or you pick up the ukelele
fundamentally disappointed my “couldn’t be our precious Jimmy” limerick didn’t make it in. my most proud and clever YIAY submission.
ey, can I see it?
@@ebgbees @fatknuts okay… here goes everything.
“You think this is bad, this chican’ry?
Now listen here, I am not crazy!
A sunroof he shitted, twas all orchestrated.
Couldn’t be our precious Jimmy!”
Share with the class
@@AlexDown1 @ EBjeebies1081 @ fatknuts sorry Gamers I thought I had replied already, here goes everything…
“You think this is bad, this chican’ry?
Now listen here, I am not crazy!
A sunroof he shitted, twas all orchestrated.
Couldn’t be our precious Jimmy!”
my reply keeps getting deleted, I don’t know why!!! “You think this is bad, this chican’ry?
Now listen here, I am not crazy!
A sunroof he shitted, twas all orchestrated.
Couldn’t be our precious Jimmy!”
"Shoes for sale!" a man cried
They looked rather sterilized,
They were rather small
I bought them all,
Alas, they were baby sized!
NEVER LET THE JD VANCE COUCH MEME DIE
A sonnet redouble; 14 sonnets, each starting line being the final line of another, and a fifteenth sonnet consisting of all the starting lines
Jackisanerd and Jjjacksfilms double whammy. We eating good
I'm taking a comfortable shower
In runs my wife, her face rather sour
"Look on the TV!"
"What Channel Honey?"
"Any, they hit the first Tower"
If you're asking for poems, everyone will say haikus.
But acrostics could be fun too
RFK had himself quite the lark
He went hunting with friends after dark
They went on without care
'Till someone hit a bear
So he left the bear corpse in a park
Next poem structure: lyrics for a Tom MacDonald song
1:47 A Gravity Falls reference? In my Jacksfilms video? It's more likely than you think!
Great video johnfilm! Definitely didn't expect the mommy milky time in the middle of the video, but boy is it a welcome surprise!
There once was a man from Japan
Who found that he couldn't quite rhyme
He'd get pretty close
More than his friend José
Who found himself taking the blame
taking the blahem
rhyme, blyme, Japyme?
José, closé? ...or, close, Joes
I'm confused by your rhymes
@@Liggliluff”who found that he couldn’t quite rhyme”
This is the limerick equivalent of falling down the stairs without breaking any bones
@@argumentator08 oh I kinda missed that, that's clever then
the fact I knew where the first one was going just by a leader reading to children
I genuinely love the limerick episodes
1:19 MR. FIIILMSSSS!
8:04 JACK DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT PITHEE! That or he just remembered.
I'm surprised Jack hasn't been in an ERB, I think he'd be a great fit for the right role
We should do an epic ballad next. Each entry requires an entire opera to complete.
Let's be honest, this is the main channel now
10:02 the best part, love that guy
only bangers in this episode holy
I don’t think I can ever see the word limerick again without thinking of that damn lime.
These were some of the best YIAY answers
We should definitely do sonnets next. I know they take ages but screw it, let’s all unleash our inner Shakespeare!
As an American, I’m proud to say I had no clue who JD Vance was so I had to look up “jd vance couch” after the limerick
Great to see couch bangers as senators
as a dude named vance i am both horrified and honoured
I think this is my all time favorite yiay
ok that ad transition was very clean
there once was a street interviewer
who found a girl and spoke right to her
the girl said "you got
to give it the hawk
and spit on that thang like a tuah"
One man rushes in consumed by his thoughts
Then in another room, with a girl he talks
Then the doctor he found
And his wife lying down
And you only just realized this was loss
I just wrote a loss one are you serious
that last line is one syllable too long.
we all thought the limerick joke was jack to the future
A Canadian red panda guy
Had some tickets she wanted to buy
But she got the blues
When she saw on the news
The Pentagon struck from up high
A girl turning red? A surprise!
She just couldn't believe her eyes
When she woke up that night
And she had such a fright
Because red pandas never get guys
13:43 i am cackling at a black screen
Nice to see Jack uploading to his limerick channel, also new YGS today hopefully
react bot is the best part of this video
LimeRick is the best joke that's ever been featured on any of jack's channels
"There once was a wasp from the east,
Who was searching for food for a feast.
A cicada will do,
A sting to subdue,
And the cicada will soon be deceased."
Lime Ricks? Erm, I prefer Lime Melvins.
I feel like it's the most palatable aspect of vance's character.
React bot’s random inputs is so😭😭❤️
14:33 guess I have to like but I still get 2 Christmas ha
Struggling to convert "DM a minor" from "dungeon mastered a person who mines" to "direct messaged an underage person."
LMAOOOOO
Sonnets.
2:59 he also has the whole thing about how his name stands for Jorkin Depeanus
Sweet and sticky cargo is VILE
That Mckenzie bridge pic looks like cracksfilms
I have a YIAYdea: Commenters write a sonnet together, two lines at a time. All you need to do, Jack, is prompt with a title. Imagine a shakespearean retelling of modern Internet flame wars, it would be so cringe and i need to see it PLS
A B B A type poem, I lean
An enclosed Rhyme they call it
Music might be more it's fit
After all, I am the dancing queen
Next poem structure: Epic Poem
On a golf course they shot and they missed,
A once-in-a-lifetime eclipse,
The rise of AI,
Oh crap, James Earl Jones died
And it's all before GTA 6.
I promise this isn't assault
But I'm showing your house to my cult!
I may be a creep
But I'm near where you sleep
So why don't we talk like adults?
thanks for reminding me, reactbot. now I have to like the video
0:20 Christ on a bike, that's the hardest laughing fit I've ever seen from someone.
Okay so the trick to writing a good limerick:
Write the last line first. The punchline that you want should be the groundwork, then build up from there.
Nintendo's a bunch of hypocrites
The lore never quite seemed to fit
A skeletal stem
Only makes sense to them
Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?
Thank you daddy Jack for the wonderful lime rick YAIY, just in time for my pre-dinner goon session!
Some UA-camrs made a new lunch
It was trash, not so good to munch,
A minecart said no
KSI started to blow
And the lead poisoning is starting to crunch.
Haikus - Don't think they've been done before
You know you did good when you submit something that makes jack drink
I burst out laughing at the lobottomy joke
I pithed myself
Didn’t think I’d hear Jack say the word boob but here we are
There were three men from Perth,
Who dropped many items into the earth.
As they rose to fame
And the world learned their names,
They found themselves racing against Chris Hemsworth
Your rhymes are good but the syllable structure's a little wonky, ur first line is 6 syllables and ur last one is 11
There once were three men from Perth
They dropped some items into the Earth
As they rose to fame
The world learned their names
Now they must race Chris Hemsworth
@@AshyVEVO Aaaah, gotcha. Thanks👍
I cant listen to this at a stable volume because you speak kinda quite but then do a full on belly laugh that peaks the mic