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  • @jackisanerd
    @jackisanerd  4 місяці тому +1586

    Favorite YIAY we've done in a long time. Holy shit. Editor Cuyoya killed it. He messaged me the other day with "I need to see your live reaction to this." So I livestreamed the final cut last night and was legit tearing up by 7:35. Good stuff

    • @wzznyy
      @wzznyy 4 місяці тому +18

      yiays are always so good

    • @AxelPoggers
      @AxelPoggers 4 місяці тому +35

      it's a style of editing that just makes everything infinitely funnier

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 4 місяці тому +2

      Tearing up like emotionally or laughing

    • @thelnr2
      @thelnr2 4 місяці тому +15

      BRIAN LOOK OUT!!!

    • @luisguerra8852
      @luisguerra8852 4 місяці тому +6

      Fantastic edit by Cuyoya

  • @Queen_PerfectHeart_S2
    @Queen_PerfectHeart_S2 4 місяці тому +2953

    if jacksfilms was my uber i would just leave the car

    • @medicalbeverage
      @medicalbeverage 4 місяці тому +11

      real

    • @wilb0401
      @wilb0401 4 місяці тому +30

      this is the most realistic reaction

    • @mikerice868
      @mikerice868 4 місяці тому +79

      Doors are already locked and he begins clapping

    • @Epsilon3141
      @Epsilon3141 4 місяці тому +3

      I would leave even if he was already driving 🪦

    • @Beeper-sandthings
      @Beeper-sandthings 4 місяці тому +9

      Where’s your sense of ✨adventure✨

  • @dultzywaltzy
    @dultzywaltzy 4 місяці тому +836

    The coolest thing an Uber driver could say is “Hey, should I go visit Jackfilms? He lives 5 mins away from my shoot”

  • @KaimArgonarEyyyy
    @KaimArgonarEyyyy 4 місяці тому +1942

    The menacing "happy birthday" song clapping is my favorite bit.

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 4 місяці тому +33

      “HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE”

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 4 місяці тому +14

      I love the evil grin

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 місяці тому +7

      It’s my nightmare

    • @luisguerra8852
      @luisguerra8852 4 місяці тому +5

      Cracks me up everytime

    • @abandoned_project
      @abandoned_project 4 місяці тому +1

      I'm glad to have made the bit happen this episode!

  • @GeflyLostwave
    @GeflyLostwave 4 місяці тому +1013

    jackisanerd fans when jack is a nerd:

    • @rhetteffectbeats
      @rhetteffectbeats 4 місяці тому +151

      jacksfilms fans when jack is a films:

    • @Dalton906J
      @Dalton906J 4 місяці тому +156

      JJJacksfilms fans when Jack is a JJJ:

    • @jackisanerd
      @jackisanerd  4 місяці тому +463

      ^this

    • @rhetteffectbeats
      @rhetteffectbeats 4 місяці тому +30

      @@jackisanerd I was today years old when

    • @Hixoltage
      @Hixoltage 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@rhetteffectbeatslearned that jackisajock.

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer 4 місяці тому +702

    Car-crashes-into-jacks-car is funny once, okay twice, lazy three times... and absolutely hilarious every time past that. Great editing :D

    • @jackisanerd
      @jackisanerd  4 місяці тому +330

      if cuy did that gag after every answer i think i'd still giggle

    • @icewater6841
      @icewater6841 4 місяці тому +37

      you wheeze the first time, chuckle the second, sigh the next, and then eventually it just absolutely obliterates you

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 4 місяці тому +40

      @@jackisanerd Brian WATCH OUT!

    • @beachboysswiftie
      @beachboysswiftie 4 місяці тому +6

      @@jackisanerdit’s gotta be in every yiay now jack, i don’t make the rules

    • @CanIswearinmyhandle
      @CanIswearinmyhandle 4 місяці тому +1

      @@DPadGamer every single one got me. I rewinded everyone. You can’t go wrong with a car crash edit

  • @ruezomon
    @ruezomon 4 місяці тому +533

    The fact, that the driver is looking back to the passenger the whole time says a lot

  • @AAAAAA-613
    @AAAAAA-613 4 місяці тому +251

    I like how Jack kept adding his own lol

    • @Fidunks
      @Fidunks 3 місяці тому +7

      Yeah, he should do that more often

  • @leonate187
    @leonate187 4 місяці тому +1155

    0:45 "So we can talk like adults" 💀💀💀

    • @HateAndVenom
      @HateAndVenom 4 місяці тому +58

      I just chocked hard while drinking water when I heard that

    • @JoeythePtero
      @JoeythePtero 4 місяці тому +49

      Right after Beth asked to stop the ssstalker jokes 😂

    • @gothicreggae
      @gothicreggae 4 місяці тому +3

      No spoilers

    • @janbaan4024
      @janbaan4024 4 місяці тому +15

      Sometimes being petty can be good

    • @TreeckoDX64
      @TreeckoDX64 4 місяці тому

      ​@@gothicreggaedude just watch the video

  • @manyyoumas
    @manyyoumas 4 місяці тому +266

    if your driver turns around holding a full glass of wine that’s a good sign actually

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 4 місяці тому +15

      Yeah if it was beer I’d be out, thank goodness he’s classy

  • @quietsamurai1998
    @quietsamurai1998 4 місяці тому +242

    Real story, I took an Uber after the eclipse, and the driver started giving a barely coherent lecture on how planets aren't real. Just smile and nod, occasionally throw in a "yeah" or "mmh.."... Longest 15 minutes of my life

    • @bankrupt3am932
      @bankrupt3am932 4 місяці тому +16

      Reality is subjective .

    • @Josh0618
      @Josh0618 3 місяці тому +11

      your driver clearly hasn't played KSP

    • @TranslucentGanon
      @TranslucentGanon 3 місяці тому +11

      KSP players > conspiracy theorist Uber driver. Does he not believe in the space kraken

    • @ihatehandles69420
      @ihatehandles69420 2 місяці тому

      I agree with him

    • @azraelzero
      @azraelzero 16 днів тому +1

      What eclipse?

  • @arcticlemur5436
    @arcticlemur5436 4 місяці тому +73

    "Lets let Elon take the wheel" is a real thing an Uber driver has said to me

  • @Ash47484
    @Ash47484 4 місяці тому +253

    "I hope he plays Chappell Roan!"
    "This is a YIAY video"
    7:09

    • @beachboysswiftie
      @beachboysswiftie 4 місяці тому +2

      this comment. this comment wins.

    • @vrisphoria
      @vrisphoria 4 місяці тому +5

      i heard him counting and half expected him to start singing hot to go

    • @nathanplante4570
      @nathanplante4570 Місяць тому +1

      Me: "Well, good luck, babe."

  • @Pixelusually
    @Pixelusually 4 місяці тому +289

    "Admittedly, that family should have looked left and right before walking through that park"

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 4 місяці тому +184

    "Hey I'm gonna need you to read and agree to my terms and conditions before you can ride"

    • @bodo-bing
      @bodo-bing 4 місяці тому +11

      Wait, what do you mean "arbitrate in a court case"????

    • @Madchris8828
      @Madchris8828 4 місяці тому +4

      Sounds like the distopian future to me 😅

    • @foiled9491
      @foiled9491 4 місяці тому

      Disney

    • @farlandu_wmv
      @farlandu_wmv Місяць тому +1

      write your name on that cute little piece of paper that says "NDA" on it... yeah, just like that...

  • @ryderpark
    @ryderpark 4 місяці тому +82

    The “Rate 5 Stars” triggered a sleeper agent like response in me recalling back to 2007 UA-cam lmfao

  • @SammyO4514
    @SammyO4514 4 місяці тому +145

    I've never been to oovoo javer

  • @nicolebee3283
    @nicolebee3283 4 місяці тому +135

    The coolest thing an Uber Driver could say is “hey look, there’s a dog playing hockey in the road. I better honk the horn to warn him”

  • @notmyrealname8445
    @notmyrealname8445 4 місяці тому +81

    My uber talked about her illegal backyard frenchie breeding setup the whole drive, I was driving home from work at a vet hospital.

  • @rbxgemini
    @rbxgemini 4 місяці тому +252

    Meesa drinking drive

    • @rhetteffectbeats
      @rhetteffectbeats 4 місяці тому +3

      thx you for saying "drinking drive"

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 4 місяці тому +4

      Is drive like an energy drink

    • @cye4745
      @cye4745 4 місяці тому +3

      Thank you Gemini very cool

    • @NicoTetrox
      @NicoTetrox 4 місяці тому +1

      "buy my mixtape"

  • @yamenan8189
    @yamenan8189 4 місяці тому +64

    Props to the editor for editing too many different car crash scenes

  • @thejackdumps
    @thejackdumps 4 місяці тому +53

    It's a very bad sign when your Uber driver has a gamer headset on.

  • @roobeedooo
    @roobeedooo 4 місяці тому +35

    "my dupils got pilated" the delivery was fantastic

  • @KaraDaumueller-ez8sh
    @KaraDaumueller-ez8sh 4 місяці тому +65

    5:28 Jack stares at your chest for a VERY uncomfortable amount of time

    • @pepperbytez8128
      @pepperbytez8128 3 місяці тому +2

      "yes, I have two of those but my eyes are up here"

  • @classichere7749
    @classichere7749 4 місяці тому +78

    Cool thing to hear from your Uber Driver.
    "Seatbelts Everyone!"

    • @beachboysswiftie
      @beachboysswiftie 4 місяці тому +26

      pleaseee let this be a normal field trip

    • @anidiotontheinternet3514
      @anidiotontheinternet3514 4 місяці тому +24

      @@beachboysswiftiewith the frizz, no way!

    • @bilhert9351
      @bilhert9351 4 місяці тому

      @@anidiotontheinternet3514aw!

    • @connorbeith3232
      @connorbeith3232 4 місяці тому

      @@anidiotontheinternet3514 AWWWWWWWWW!

    • @nido84
      @nido84 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@anidiotontheinternet3514awwwwwwww 😔

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck 4 місяці тому +32

    "hey, im your biggest fan! no need to tell me your destination, ill just take you home"

  • @_its_lunar_
    @_its_lunar_ 4 місяці тому +21

    Jack was so in his element in this video, having some loose character to riff and improvise with is where he excels in at comedy. Genuinely an all time great YIAY

  • @connicyouth
    @connicyouth 4 місяці тому +51

    Nice night for a drive, tonight of course being the 31st of August 1997, ain't that right, Princess?

    • @queenbhydra454
      @queenbhydra454 4 місяці тому +4

      Great Smosh reference

    • @LuneWatcher
      @LuneWatcher 4 місяці тому +1

      and it's august 31 today too, amazing

  • @jaysen2569
    @jaysen2569 4 місяці тому +97

    9:46 he said the thing

  • @chaosbeam4654
    @chaosbeam4654 4 місяці тому +84

    “Hi, I’m Jacksfilms”

  • @marko8markovic
    @marko8markovic 4 місяці тому +31

    5:18 *snorts coke cutely*

  • @tahafawad426
    @tahafawad426 4 місяці тому +18

    “I know a shortcut” *swerves into on coming traffic*

  • @Sonatengraf
    @Sonatengraf 4 місяці тому +19

    This is the kind of immersive experience I expect from an aspiring filmmaker.

  • @AVdE10000
    @AVdE10000 4 місяці тому +18

    Boy the editor sure had a lot of fun with this one

  • @ULTRAKILLPenelope
    @ULTRAKILLPenelope 4 місяці тому +15

    The laughter makes him look insane and it's working so good for this video

  • @thefreelancequeen
    @thefreelancequeen 4 місяці тому +54

    Oh man the old one is one of my favorites

  • @devseiya
    @devseiya 4 місяці тому +92

    Everytime someone mentioned the word 'birthday' on a restaurant I just automatically did the clap now

  • @mollym.3096
    @mollym.3096 4 місяці тому +31

    When the high pitched noise started playing at 4:35 my dog stared at me unblinking then she looked away as soon as it stopped

  • @TheRealBatabii
    @TheRealBatabii 4 місяці тому +34

    They don't even have YIAY numbers anymore

    • @jagodarum
      @jagodarum 4 місяці тому +3

      but the outro is back!

  • @coolbrotherf127
    @coolbrotherf127 4 місяці тому +34

    "Hey what's up buddy?" while they pat my knee as a sit down. It's good to know they are a friendly driver.

  • @brobs0463
    @brobs0463 4 місяці тому +6

    When your Uber driver says ‘I’m close’ but you know you’re 10 minutes away from your house

  • @ems8918
    @ems8918 4 місяці тому +19

    2:30 close enough, welcome back longlegs

  • @montypython203
    @montypython203 4 місяці тому +8

    The combo of Jack's ad libs + the editing really makes this a top-tier YIAY - well done!

  • @AlovicGrim
    @AlovicGrim 4 місяці тому +14

    "Don't worry, I'm one of the top creators on Feetfinder, so I'm actually pretty good with my footwork.
    Breaks, accelerator, you name it, my toes are on it!"

  • @jamiegdubois
    @jamiegdubois 4 місяці тому +9

    My friend and I were in an Uber once and the (already very chatty) driver says, “You girls up for some karaoke?” and before we even answered, these color changing lights came on and we realised there were ipads/tablets attached to the back of seats bc they lit up as well. We declined but he kept pushing, at one point saying that he could record videos of us singing and then email us the video (which made my friend and I super uncomfortable because we we now both worried this guy already had cameras recording). We were pretty silent the rest of the ride, but he kept talking and was making “jokes” about how we must’ve been served o non-alcoholic or incredibly weak drinks because it didn’t look like we were “having any fun”. Finally, my friend snapped and said, “Sorry, but we just finished seeing a very depressing and emotional musical, so we’re not really in the mood to chat”. That shut him up for the rest of the ride 😅

  • @thefutureisqueer3899
    @thefutureisqueer3899 4 місяці тому +35

    2:08 This was the scariest one, because I just had my birthday

  • @Ray-ew4yy
    @Ray-ew4yy 4 місяці тому +6

    I just love that Jack still makes jokes about sssniperdoxx. I crack up every time XD

  • @PatrickPerkins-r9i
    @PatrickPerkins-r9i 4 місяці тому +5

    "How are you feeling?"
    "Fine."
    *slowly drifts to left side*

  • @GeorgeHarold1
    @GeorgeHarold1 4 місяці тому +6

    The coolest thing to hear from your Uber driver is "this is your car now" once you get to your destination.

  • @mothsprayonvalentino
    @mothsprayonvalentino 23 дні тому +6

    0:46 I love how that one day has just become a staple of memes

  • @lawofsirfignewton7881
    @lawofsirfignewton7881 4 місяці тому +12

    "Hey, don't worry about it man, youre totally not under-dressed! And if you need, I have a spare fursuit for you too!"
    (This is for an Uber ride to a wedding)

    • @PalisadePeryton
      @PalisadePeryton 4 місяці тому +2

      Your nightmare, my dream.

    • @lakthederg
      @lakthederg 4 місяці тому

      Thats $3000 right there. Keep or sell, its a good deal.

  • @n_art_cissist
    @n_art_cissist 4 місяці тому +19

    1:18 would be hilarious if my Uber said this to me considering i live in Australia

  • @fraedesaegypti
    @fraedesaegypti 4 місяці тому +5

    "Oh it's you" for some reason broke me lol

  • @InvaderIceStrike
    @InvaderIceStrike 4 місяці тому +3

    This was actually my favorite YIAY in a long time. Seeing Jack use the questions to springboard into improvisation was awesome.

  • @Pixel_Manny_69
    @Pixel_Manny_69 4 місяці тому +24

    3:13 Arnold Schwarzenegger impression

  • @Ihasnotomato
    @Ihasnotomato 4 місяці тому +2

    I love that editor googled an image of a lifting skeleton rather than just googling what deadlift meant lol

  • @99legcentipede
    @99legcentipede Місяць тому +1

    my favorite part of this video is jackfilm legitimately enjoying gangam style 𝓼𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓫

  • @SageTheCrowWielder
    @SageTheCrowWielder 4 місяці тому +22

    "Oh are you also a cannibal" favorite uber driver

  • @thatoneweirdperson
    @thatoneweirdperson 4 місяці тому +16

    0:59 look ma the funny headset man is talking about me!

  • @CalTheHogNosedBat
    @CalTheHogNosedBat Місяць тому +1

    3:10 in that moment, Jack was possessed by the ghost of Bobcat Golthwait

  • @heikadog
    @heikadog 4 місяці тому +14

    7:48 BRIAN LOOK OUT!!!!!

  • @SantanaMoss15
    @SantanaMoss15 4 місяці тому +13

    2:17 I’ve honestly missed this running joke.

  • @Galatack
    @Galatack 4 місяці тому +4

    "Hey, wanna see me drift? Weeeeeeeee!!"
    *then immediately proceeds to start singing Tokyo Drift with the chimpmunk voice*

  • @good_beans
    @good_beans 4 місяці тому +9

    9:24 this the shit I was afraid of as a kid when I saw those road signs that said "speed limit enforced by aircraft"

  • @SpookyNerd13
    @SpookyNerd13 4 місяці тому +2

    The headset really just makes it perfect.
    Also I always absolutely die at the birthday song clapping and the face but every time, to a point where I'll remember it sometimes out of nowhere and actually hurt from laughing just thinking about it. Idk if it's even a thing in UK eating places, so I've never experienced it in any way, but the bit absolutely kills me

  • @graciegalahad9258
    @graciegalahad9258 4 місяці тому +4

    sometimes this show feels like we’re at an improv show and Jack is asking for suggestions. this is one of those episodes…..

  • @kelsokitten
    @kelsokitten 4 місяці тому +3

    "Yeah I've got one of those 2005 fold-out seat TVs with a PS2 back there, so feel free to give it a spin."

  • @thatsabummerdude
    @thatsabummerdude 4 місяці тому +3

    "Alright, we're home... no not YOUR home, MY home"
    - Spree, I think

  • @Interestking
    @Interestking 4 місяці тому +10

    5:06 is the best part.

  • @mrsneedy1034
    @mrsneedy1034 4 місяці тому +6

    This yiay made me physically uncomfortable, 10/10

  • @pearluniverse8129
    @pearluniverse8129 4 місяці тому +2

    the one (1) time I took a Lyft, the driver asked about where I was from because he was looking for a new place to live. one of the questions he asked about my hometown was if there were many black people there, because he was scared of them and wanted to avoid them. I kept trying to redirect the conversation. he asked if I had any black friends and if they committed crimes. he was Indian so I was caught extremely off guard, I had never witnessed that level of racism from anyone who was not white

  • @Greezamer
    @Greezamer 4 місяці тому +1

    "So... What's your fursona?"

  • @DjFluttersMTF
    @DjFluttersMTF 4 місяці тому +1

    The coolest thing an uber driver could say
    "Hey what do you want from McDonald's? It's not rhetorical, I'm stopping there"

  • @SuperIchi
    @SuperIchi 4 місяці тому +2

    Oh man, funniest one in a long time
    Editing here was so good
    Every time something crashed into the car I died
    Mostly from laughing but also from the crash

  • @enderplayer7587
    @enderplayer7587 4 місяці тому +1

    I like the idea that these are all from the same Uber driver

  • @Sonaholic
    @Sonaholic 4 місяці тому +2

    I saw a cybertruck today I’d like to imagine it was jack behind the wheel

  • @kieransmith294
    @kieransmith294 4 місяці тому +1

    I didnt realize he wasnt actually in the car until the happy birthday bit

  • @qooberp
    @qooberp 4 місяці тому +1

    "can you guys keep it down? i'm trying to sleep."

  • @mppercussion
    @mppercussion 4 місяці тому +2

    The birthday thing gave me claustrophobia thinking of being child-locked

  • @Yoshdoes_stuff
    @Yoshdoes_stuff 4 місяці тому +1

    9:26 “I know how to do the car stunts they do in the fast and the furious”

  • @ratbride
    @ratbride 4 місяці тому +2

    * grindr notification sound *

  • @jadosworld2782
    @jadosworld2782 4 місяці тому +10

    “If it’s okay with you I’m going to get to-go margaritas” -Uber driver 2024🤣

  • @imrantube747
    @imrantube747 2 місяці тому +1

    *He pulls out a treasure map* "Do you mind if I do some errands before?"

  • @actually_a_wyrm
    @actually_a_wyrm 4 місяці тому +22

    Youtub is gone, now he’s just uber 😢

  • @Coyoboyoo
    @Coyoboyoo 4 місяці тому +1

    The editor knocked this one out of the park, best YIAY in a long time

  • @SuperTurtle0
    @SuperTurtle0 4 місяці тому +1

    The coolest thing an Uber driver could say is “you hawk gyatt tuah be kidding me!!! 🤣🤣”

    • @SuperTurtle0
      @SuperTurtle0 4 місяці тому +1

      For mental health disclosure i must admit this is irony

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 4 місяці тому +1

    I was horribly nauseous, almost vomiting, then I watched this video and it literally disappeared… and I’m not sure how I feel about that

  • @ivannaranjo6708
    @ivannaranjo6708 4 місяці тому +2

    "Chapelle Roan to you" made me lose it 😂

  • @incorrectinfinity2341
    @incorrectinfinity2341 4 місяці тому

    I appreciate how many times the car crash bit was repeated over and over again without any sort of change whatsoever

  • @gabshands
    @gabshands 4 місяці тому +2

    Disgraceful this wasn’t actually filmed in a car

  • @sheesh1101
    @sheesh1101 2 місяці тому +2

    i ate bread

  • @zedstep5529
    @zedstep5529 4 місяці тому +1

    “The shit bucket is under the seat if you need it”

  • @Destroyer_of_Worlds
    @Destroyer_of_Worlds 4 місяці тому +1

    The coolest thing to hear from an Uber driver "my uncle is a [profession in your field] he'll hook you up!"

  • @GangleObsession
    @GangleObsession 3 місяці тому +1

    "Dw dude I'm taking a shortcut haha DONT LOOK IN THE TRUNK"

  • @MystLunarabne
    @MystLunarabne 4 місяці тому

    "Hey sorry, the rest of the seats are full so you're gonna have to sit on my lap"

  • @janeduncan1505
    @janeduncan1505 4 місяці тому +5

    Brian look out….

  • @KoolToriTunes
    @KoolToriTunes 4 місяці тому +1

    this is one of the best YIAYs you'be done in a while ... so good xD

  • @deacolog
    @deacolog 4 місяці тому +10

    4:02 and well talk like adults

  • @n_art_cissist
    @n_art_cissist 4 місяці тому

    Worst I’ve ever gotten is “oh sorry I can’t take wheelchairs” and left at the curb

  • @arthurphilipdent291
    @arthurphilipdent291 4 місяці тому +1

    Locks doors. Puts on a gas mask. "Breathe deeply, you'll fall asleep quickly."