"Anti-woke" humor is so corny (YIAY

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  • @jackisanerd
    @jackisanerd  11 місяців тому +669

    Download Opera for free: opr.as/Opera-browser-jackisanerd

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 11 місяців тому +200

      wooo I love spyware! thanks jack

    • @menialbee
      @menialbee 11 місяців тому +61

      I don't want to mr films

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 11 місяців тому +6

      I can’t believe Jack was late to his own video

    • @Tennisballs101
      @Tennisballs101 11 місяців тому +87

      delicious spyware! yum yum!

    • @roxygaming5968
      @roxygaming5968 11 місяців тому +20

      @@Cera_01 all browsers are spyware some are just more blatant

  • @AshyMuted
    @AshyMuted 11 місяців тому +19623

    Who up theying they them?

    • @angelbeetle
      @angelbeetle 11 місяців тому +415

      me fr

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 11 місяців тому +1430

      I’m right here noning my binary

    • @Ramonatho
      @Ramonatho 11 місяців тому +247

      All day every day homie

    • @Astro_weeeeee
      @Astro_weeeeee 11 місяців тому +12

      Theying my them so hard rn i got gender fluid on my pronouns man im woke as fuck rn

    • @strbourne
      @strbourne 11 місяців тому +46

      Seconded

  • @zembaproductions
    @zembaproductions 11 місяців тому +5877

    she they on my them until I woke

    • @Skepticalraven
      @Skepticalraven 11 місяців тому +519

      [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

    • @zhiracs
      @zhiracs 11 місяців тому +403

      [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

    • @winstonheller
      @winstonheller 11 місяців тому +108

      it's not too late for you to delete this.

    • @sketcheroreo
      @sketcheroreo 11 місяців тому +424

      she BLUE on my HAIR till i LIBERAL!!!!

    • @zembaproductions
      @zembaproductions 11 місяців тому +283

      @@winstonheller clearly nobody theys on your them. You wouldn't understand

  • @creastalunga7199
    @creastalunga7199 11 місяців тому +11519

    Gender? I hardly know they/them

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 11 місяців тому +258

      THIS IS SO GOOD

    • @creastalunga7199
      @creastalunga7199 11 місяців тому +119

      @@lrizzard i had to write it as soon as it came in my mind lol

    • @mallarielove
      @mallarielove 11 місяців тому +14

      LMAOOO THIS IS SO GOOD

    • @mallarielove
      @mallarielove 11 місяців тому +7

      @@harssavarthansxs5978there’s 8 billion people on earth. not one person has ever said a joke that hasn’t been said.

    • @electrogeek77
      @electrogeek77 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@@harssavarthansxs5978And someone probably did it before him. Your point?

  • @Pepstep_07
    @Pepstep_07 10 місяців тому +4521

    My pronouns are she/it because i have a severe case of irritable bowel syndrome

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 10 місяців тому +124

      thats a good one

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 10 місяців тому

      smth smth she/them titties

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 10 місяців тому +127

      Surprisingly common pronoun and affliction combo

    • @uncommonusername
      @uncommonusername 9 місяців тому +209

      mine are he/he because im michael jackso

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 9 місяців тому +29

      @@uncommonusername HEEEE HEEEEEE

  • @Lemon_boy404
    @Lemon_boy404 11 місяців тому +5338

    Eerm my pronouns are "baby shoes/never worn"

  • @JakoZestoko
    @JakoZestoko 11 місяців тому +4342

    Having the Canadian national anthem play when you show the US flag is a very clever detail.

    • @antijohngreen
      @antijohngreen 11 місяців тому +109

      Also the commenter Sarah susan is Canadian so it's even better

    • @aidanyelsma7762
      @aidanyelsma7762 11 місяців тому +38

      Maybe that Marshal guy that does stuff edited this. I think he’s from Ontario.

    • @mubashshirnasir4423
      @mubashshirnasir4423 11 місяців тому +25

      I thought I was hearing things

    • @markustarkki8725
      @markustarkki8725 11 місяців тому +27

      The piece right after Sarah Susan's comment is the beginning of Portugal's national anthem

    • @via3600
      @via3600 11 місяців тому +34

      Oh my god I didn't even realize and I'm Canadian
      Guess I'm so used to the song lol

  • @salt-emoji
    @salt-emoji 11 місяців тому +8685

    My pronouns are he/they because I'll never be him.

    • @obsidian4844
      @obsidian4844 11 місяців тому +450

      You must have amnesia, you forgot you're HIM 🧛

    • @zhiracs
      @zhiracs 11 місяців тому +231

      Him-buktu. Him Kardashian. My DNA is 100% Him-alayan

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 10 місяців тому +90

      I'm Himmy Himmel

    • @nononope75
      @nononope75 10 місяців тому +44

      ​@@obsidian4844 Ain't nothin to me man

    • @obsidian4844
      @obsidian4844 10 місяців тому +2

      @@nononope75 I was transing genders for the WOKE MOB before you was a type one civilization

  • @rorygiambalvo2955
    @rorygiambalvo2955 11 місяців тому +1005

    My favorite pronoun joke is by Drew Lynch, who has a stutter. "I identify as a laugh. My pronouns are he he he he he he /him."

    • @Simpson17866
      @Simpson17866 10 місяців тому +57

      That guy is an absolute genius :D

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 8 місяців тому +15

      Finally, a pronoun joke that _doesn't_ make you sound like a dick lmao

    • @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322
      @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322 5 місяців тому +30

      That’s adorable. I like it.

    • @eprimeify2090
      @eprimeify2090 5 місяців тому +19

      His stutter is gone now!

    • @fluffybytez
      @fluffybytez Місяць тому +5

      I LOVE THAT

  • @siphillis
    @siphillis 11 місяців тому +9029

    ChatGPT's anti-woke set is unironically better than what professional comedians are trotting out. And that really says everything.

    • @randömfiish
      @randömfiish 11 місяців тому +476

      You're right, siphillis

    • @beneaththeoceanwaves
      @beneaththeoceanwaves 11 місяців тому +306

      ​@@randömfiish He sure is, randomfish9910.

    • @VGMHabitat
      @VGMHabitat 11 місяців тому +289

      One needs to imagine Sisyphus being woke.

    • @NovaBlueNova
      @NovaBlueNova 11 місяців тому +324

      I’m shocked it managed to make those jokes without a single one being the “one joke”. Proof that it’s so fucking easy but those clowns can’t even do that

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 11 місяців тому +101

      Fun fact: in Germany there's an alternative phrase to woke that is called "links-grün versifft". That means "left-green soiled", but comes from left wing green politics and syphilis being turned into an adjective. It's about as ridiculous as woke if not even more so (fairly certain that most people that still used that phrase are just making fun of it while the anti-woke people moved on to constantly scream WOKE with a heavy German accent that leads to it sounding more like "vok")
      Thought of this because of the username.

  • @annajapiassu306
    @annajapiassu306 11 місяців тому +4039

    "transitioning to american" me when i finally manage to immigrate lmao

    • @sarahsusantube7039
      @sarahsusantube7039 11 місяців тому +10

      Omg 😂😂

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 11 місяців тому +209

      make sure to do your American training exercises by watching Seinfeld and Jersey Shore

    • @Punchy919
      @Punchy919 10 місяців тому +5

      Underrated comment LMAO

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 10 місяців тому +69

      Best way to become American is watching all of the bad sitcoms and then optional bo burnham

    • @CementFrosting
      @CementFrosting 10 місяців тому +2

      chocked lmao

  • @CGFillertext
    @CGFillertext 10 місяців тому +2574

    I think if any lesbian or bi woman wore the ‘Legs, Girls, Boobs & Titties’ shirt with the ‘women want me, fish fear me’ hat, it would quite possibly be the greatest fit of all time

    • @miraculous_lady_noir2179
      @miraculous_lady_noir2179 10 місяців тому +189

      I'm genderfluid, I'll do what I can

    • @D3SUG4RU
      @D3SUG4RU 9 місяців тому +99

      ​@@miraculous_lady_noir2179drink me??? idk

    • @JheaMik
      @JheaMik 5 місяців тому +7

      ​​​@@D3SUG4RUIs this a joke or a hate speech?...Even if I am offended or not even part of LGBTQ+ community because I am heterosexual person. I just want other and as well myself to be clear on what you meant to say.

    • @Loveyourself21072
      @Loveyourself21072 5 місяців тому +8

      where can i get that shirt

    • @beccak8166
      @beccak8166 5 місяців тому +37

      As a bi boundary waters enthusiast I've thought so many times abt getting the "Women want me, fish fear me" hat this might just be the comment that pushes me over the edge ❤

  • @heIIbIazer
    @heIIbIazer 11 місяців тому +1368

    "Men chew their milk"
    Jacksfilms, 2024

    • @TomMinnow
      @TomMinnow 10 місяців тому +12

      erm aktually this is jackisanerd not jacksfilms☝️🐶

    • @someonehavinganidentitycrisis
      @someonehavinganidentitycrisis 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@TomMinnow🫎

    • @Doubtfulgrace101
      @Doubtfulgrace101 9 місяців тому +3

      "Dentists and liberal bone doctors hate this one weird trick."

  • @FleshDept
    @FleshDept 11 місяців тому +2431

    Assigned Comedian At Birth is an amazing title, it even abbreviates to ACAB. Call it a 2 for 1 special

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 11 місяців тому

      @@charleelastname4262 it’s a white supremacist term

    • @Woynich
      @Woynich 11 місяців тому +193

      @@charleelastname4262 It's an anti-police slogan. stands for "All Cops Are (a word that apparently gets my comment hidden? :/ weird moderation stuff I guess)"

    • @orishahar
      @orishahar 11 місяців тому +20

      holy shit that’s incredible

    • @Smileyreal
      @Smileyreal 11 місяців тому

      @@Woynich all cops are bastards

    • @not2hot99
      @not2hot99 11 місяців тому +33

      ​@@charleelastname4262 It stands for "All Cops Are Based"

  • @namenotimportant8408
    @namenotimportant8408 11 місяців тому +2270

    Yeah I support LGBT
    Let's
    Go
    Bowling
    Tonight

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 11 місяців тому +144

      Roman Bellic, is that you?

    • @minifyesnumberonehater
      @minifyesnumberonehater 11 місяців тому +119

      @@SiRenfieldNiko, it’s Roman! Let’s go bowling!

    • @seansmith6255
      @seansmith6255 11 місяців тому +49

      NO
      I ROMAN
      I DON'T WANNA GO

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam 10 місяців тому +15

      Lettuce Guac Bacon Tomato

    • @freddiefishton
      @freddiefishton 10 місяців тому +29

      Yeah I’m LGBT
      Lesbian
      Gay
      But also very
      Trans

  • @EE-iv5ej
    @EE-iv5ej 10 місяців тому +3949

    "anti-woke" humor is essentially just politically-charged minion memes.

    • @nezzled
      @nezzled 10 місяців тому +150

      best description ever

    • @Szriko
      @Szriko 10 місяців тому +1

      And woke humor is...
      oh wait.
      the only thing woke snowflakes know how to do is get triggered and screech.

    • @theopoaxisuponus2004
      @theopoaxisuponus2004 9 місяців тому +184

      anti woke humour is humour when you’re asleep.

    • @katakombejc
      @katakombejc 9 місяців тому +1

      @@theopoaxisuponus2004 honk shoo humor

    • @LeBonkJordan
      @LeBonkJordan 9 місяців тому +147

      It's literally just virtue signalling for people who think virtue is when you inflict pain on people with less power than you

  • @krabb5528
    @krabb5528 11 місяців тому +1892

    My pronouns are she/took/the/kids

    • @cescimes
      @cescimes 10 місяців тому +29

      lmao that took me out

    • @robo3007
      @robo3007 10 місяців тому +64

      And mine are I/don't/blame/her

    • @Nina-wh6hb
      @Nina-wh6hb 10 місяців тому +23

      Mine are I/don't/regret/it

    • @WisteriatheFirst
      @WisteriatheFirst 10 місяців тому +2

      I see why.

    • @ianjellison6688
      @ianjellison6688 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@Wisteria337 *I/see/why

  • @anna.luvs.u
    @anna.luvs.u 11 місяців тому +2126

    MY PRONOUNS ARE U🗣️S🗣️A‼️‼️💥🔥🔥🔥‼️🗣️💥

  • @julesnar1175
    @julesnar1175 11 місяців тому +1356

    7:15 that's hilarious because it's geniuenly real, elon musk blamed "woke media" for his kids not speaking to him.

    • @Rainfire-forgets-to-animate
      @Rainfire-forgets-to-animate 11 місяців тому +353

      Yeah don't you know that famous deleted owl house scene where they said "remember kids, never speak to Elon Musk!"

    • @leonedodanone
      @leonedodanone 10 місяців тому +38

      lmaooo 💀​@@Rainfire-forgets-to-animate

    • @imarandomperson761
      @imarandomperson761 10 місяців тому

      That's literally the whole reason he bought Twitter, his daughter came out as trans and he was against it, then bought it to "get revenge" or whatever 😭 some of his first steps were firing LGBTQ Twitter employees, removing protection policies for trans people, and making "cis" hate speech lmao

    • @ParadoxThePsycho
      @ParadoxThePsycho 10 місяців тому +51

      Gotta like this comment. It’s a necessary dlc for this video.

    • @melissawickersham9912
      @melissawickersham9912 10 місяців тому

      Elon really only has himself to blame for his own shortcomings and his own mistakes. Of course, if the actually has narcissistic personality disorder, then he is virtually unable to blame himself or to admit to his own mistakes. Narcissists are incapable of regret or remorse because they always blame others for their own errors.

  • @LydCal999
    @LydCal999 10 місяців тому +547

    “my parents were very progressive, so of course i was ACAB. Assigned Comedian at Birth. Yup, dad was like “so is it a boy or a girl?” and the doctor said “looks funny””

    • @N30NT3TR4
      @N30NT3TR4 8 місяців тому +80

      This made me hehe my him.

    • @user_hat
      @user_hat 4 місяці тому +24

      This made me sheshe my her.

    • @Zsemicolonrightparentheses
      @Zsemicolonrightparentheses 3 місяці тому +18

      This made me theythey my them

    • @Blahalel
      @Blahalel 2 місяці тому +1

      This made me xexe my xer.

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier Місяць тому +7

      This made my trans my gender

  • @tedioustotoro4885
    @tedioustotoro4885 11 місяців тому +614

    I’ve literally seen ‘Liberty, Guns, Beer, Trump’ bumper stickers

    • @audreyschockett8277
      @audreyschockett8277 10 місяців тому +60

      i’ve also seen the b stand for bible in some cases

    • @mudleydatthews
      @mudleydatthews 10 місяців тому +14

      Thank you, Totoro.

    • @phoenixfire6433
      @phoenixfire6433 10 місяців тому +45

      I saw Let’s Get Biden To Quit Immediately Alright?+ Kamala
      Which while I disagree with the sentiment, that’s by far the best acronym any of them have managed

    • @scrollquill
      @scrollquill 10 місяців тому +1

      hi I'm the person who submitted that, wish I didn't change my username now but yeah I literally got it from a bumper sticker I saw a few years ago LMAO

    • @OliverStarfall
      @OliverStarfall 10 місяців тому

      Yeah I’ve seen it on a sticker on a resale shop door before

  • @Gingerm0nster
    @Gingerm0nster 11 місяців тому +2093

    That LGBT shirt would probably do numbers with lesbians and bi women

    • @howdy.8979
      @howdy.8979 10 місяців тому +290

      i want one So bad for that exact reason. same reason i want a "sorry ladies, i'm gay" shirt lmao it'd be so funny

    • @desuretard8654
      @desuretard8654 10 місяців тому

      Let's start a psyop where we pin the gays and the lesbians against each other. It'll be like the lesbians are like the Jews, cuz everyone likes lesbians, and the gays will be the Palestinians.

    • @JBJblaze
      @JBJblaze 10 місяців тому +54

      Exactly my thought. Only moment I've ever felt unsatisfied as a straight dude.

    • @MaddieM4
      @MaddieM4 10 місяців тому

      For real. I'd wear this around my apartment complex regularly. Or on casual bar date nights with my cougar mommy GF. She wouldn't even be embarrassed, she'd just match my energy with her "Your dad is my cardio" tee.

    • @Naixatloz
      @Naixatloz 10 місяців тому +10

      I'd wear it.

  • @rampagingelephant7353
    @rampagingelephant7353 11 місяців тому +1863

    I like how he says “Please” before typing his request into ChatGPT. I imagine the AI will respond with “What’s the magic word?” if he doesn’t. 😂

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 11 місяців тому +11

      E

    • @WohaoG
      @WohaoG 11 місяців тому +149

      results are generally lower quality if you're not polite

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 11 місяців тому +93

      it works! it's trained on people and people are more likely to do stuff if you're polite

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 11 місяців тому +28

      Maybe not, but going on the opposite end of the spectrum, I don't think you'll get much of an answer of you verbally abuse it😂

    • @WohaoG
      @WohaoG 11 місяців тому

      ​@@adora_was_takenthe woke left won't even accept if I command them like a DOS prompt. smhing my smh

  • @sagejennings4342
    @sagejennings4342 11 місяців тому +228

    My favorite part about "transitioning to American" is it comes all the way back around and implies immigration.

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 9 місяців тому

      @ultrazombieYT Nah, they strongly detest anyone who's not pale as shit.

    • @sagejennings4342
      @sagejennings4342 8 місяців тому

      @ultrazombieYT a lot of Republicans also falsely equate immigrants and refugees to malicious drug mules as a universal assumption so there's also that

    • @clinicallyarsonistic
      @clinicallyarsonistic 6 місяців тому +15

      ​@ultrazombieYT lol sure they dont

    • @sarahsusantube7039
      @sarahsusantube7039 Місяць тому +1

      Same 😂😂

    • @sagejennings4342
      @sagejennings4342 Місяць тому

      @ultrazombieYT yeah and then go around accusing every non white immigrant of being an illegal drug mule so in the end it comes back around to being a cover. I'm sure THEY believe that. But they also believe that every brown person falls into their exception for hatred

  • @rainblue4789
    @rainblue4789 11 місяців тому +1598

    "if you're seeing things like a non binary ghost"
    is a AAAA line

  • @1Henrink
    @1Henrink 11 місяців тому +464

    The LGBT answer it's a shirt that a guy was non-ironically wearing on my gym, but it was Liberty, Guns, Bolsonaro and Trump (I live in Brazil)

    • @noyz-anything
      @noyz-anything 10 місяців тому +20

      why is trump there then

    • @1Henrink
      @1Henrink 10 місяців тому +91

      @@noyz-anything it's because Bolsonaro would call Trump as an inspiration, and people would point how they wanted to be more like USA (with Trump at the power).

    • @wheatleythebrick2276
      @wheatleythebrick2276 10 місяців тому

      lmao thats so cucked, sindrome de vira lata eh triste

    • @user6122
      @user6122 10 місяців тому +22

      why are all the conservative slogans always in english aren't you supposed to be ultranationalists or somethign???

    • @D3SUG4RU
      @D3SUG4RU 9 місяців тому +3

      gosh i saw that too once (also Brazilian)

  • @OsmSkylandersCheats
    @OsmSkylandersCheats 11 місяців тому +806

    "Transitioning to American" so immigrating?

    • @Bareq_99
      @Bareq_99 11 місяців тому +74

      Not so conservative..

    • @whyisyes3957
      @whyisyes3957 10 місяців тому +45

      Is your transition complete when you get citizenship

    • @uncommonusername
      @uncommonusername 9 місяців тому +41

      citizenship test is bottom surgery

    • @sarahsusantube7039
      @sarahsusantube7039 Місяць тому +1

      Basically 😂

    • @maxenloteyro
      @maxenloteyro Місяць тому +1

      those bloody immigrants

  • @Minittwastaken
    @Minittwastaken 11 місяців тому +456

    my pronouns are yi/ay

    • @yomifishery
      @yomifishery 11 місяців тому +67

      As a bit of a nonconformist, mine are ya/iy.

    • @minignoux4566
      @minignoux4566 10 місяців тому +33

      ​@@yomifisheryyesterday asked i you

    • @Kalaphant
      @Kalaphant 8 місяців тому +3

      @@minignoux4566 I gotta say, I read that as "yesterday i asked you" XD

  • @soupyweb
    @soupyweb 7 місяців тому +141

    “Assigned comedian at birth” is way too clever for any anti woke comedian

  • @AthenaPOfficial
    @AthenaPOfficial 11 місяців тому +553

    Get a load of this... instead of fitting in a glass slipper Cinderella smashed through glass ceilings 😒

    • @Emilightning
      @Emilightning 11 місяців тому +95

      "Sleeping Beauty? More like Wokeing Beauty" 🙄

    • @minifyesnumberonehater
      @minifyesnumberonehater 11 місяців тому +20

      @@Emilightningsleeping fury

    • @WesFluff
      @WesFluff 11 місяців тому

      @@Emilightning sleeping beauty? why doesn't she just wake up? is she stupid?

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 10 місяців тому +21

      And Mulan fought in the army.
      Wait.

    • @maximusharbour3463
      @maximusharbour3463 10 місяців тому +7

      Whoa cool it's that UA-cam person

  • @DerpyEinstein
    @DerpyEinstein 11 місяців тому +811

    I don’t get why people are so anti-woke. Just last week my cab driver fell asleep and drove into oncoming traffic.

    • @ashleyhansen4479
      @ashleyhansen4479 8 місяців тому +28

      It’s pre teens, teenagers, and young adults (or anyone really) trying to be edgy and “based” and failing badly. 😬😬😬
      They may or may not live in their parents’ basement and may or may not be successful and doing well.

    • @summerloaver
      @summerloaver 7 місяців тому +54

      @@ashleyhansen4479 good comment but i guess you didn't finish the whole comment 😭

    • @Nobody-pc7fq
      @Nobody-pc7fq 6 місяців тому

      @@ashleyhansen4479my guy read the room

    • @__lasevix_
      @__lasevix_ 6 місяців тому

      You asleep rn ​@@ashleyhansen4479 ?

    • @ConflictingJumps
      @ConflictingJumps 2 місяці тому +5

      @@summerloaver true, they saw a joke and then went berserk

  • @policerthought5649
    @policerthought5649 11 місяців тому +4303

    Jack, there are so many conservative furries that we have our own Nazi problem.
    Now does that say anything about the cultural status of furries, or the cultural standards of Nazis?

    • @Ramonatho
      @Ramonatho 11 місяців тому +731

      This is Schrodinger's Furry Nazi and I hate it

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 11 місяців тому +99

      "We"?

    • @tree.mctree
      @tree.mctree 11 місяців тому

      im not a fan of this concept. but i also knew furries/bronies in highschool who were nazis. they tried adding me to their "national socialist bronies" discord. a lot of it was animal porn, and men who have NO idea how to do anal correctly ✋🏻

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 11 місяців тому

      @@Cera_01 I identify as a furry.
      AND AN AMERICAN!
      *eagle cry, bombs and bullets, cultural appropriation, go woke go broke!!!!!!*

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 11 місяців тому +800

      @@Cera_01 I identify as a furry.
      AND AN AMERICAN!!!

  • @Jx_-
    @Jx_- 10 місяців тому +146

    "I hate when the WOKE crowd cancels me for my girlfriend! She's only 16 be nice to her!"
    _Audience roars into laughter, applause, and a cacophany of shattering glass until there's a single coordinated chant of "True!" until they realize the underage girlfriend applies to all comedians, and not just Conservative ones. They leave dissapointed. I leave dissapointed that the joke fell through_

  • @marcinczyzewski5061
    @marcinczyzewski5061 11 місяців тому +380

    Jack starting his prompt with "please" shows how we circled back to when old people were being polite to google

    • @minignoux4566
      @minignoux4566 10 місяців тому +31

      this time it's more acceptable, because the ai can say surprisingly human things, it makes it feel as it is conscious, as we human tend to imagine inanimate things as animate

    • @chrisvisser-fee2631
      @chrisvisser-fee2631 10 місяців тому +22

      Yeah but we're doing it out of fear.

    • @ona512
      @ona512 10 місяців тому +16

      You have to say please or the AI will put you on a list

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 9 місяців тому +4

      @@ona512 jack would laugh at this

    • @codeninja3295
      @codeninja3295 8 місяців тому

      @@minignoux4566Counter-argument: The same could sorta be said about search engines. When you’re not used to the internet, I can understand how it might feel like you have to be polite when you “ask” your search engine for something; in your mind, it would be like asking a person a question.
      Similarly, we’re not used to AI, and we tend to treat it human, but perhaps generations who grow up with AI as a tool will treat ChatGPT more like how we treat search engines now. Maybe not, but it’s an interesting thought!

  • @xiodraco
    @xiodraco 11 місяців тому +704

    if WOKE-YIAY was actually inclusive then EVERYONE'S answers would be read

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle 11 місяців тому +5

      That’s how like, a 13 year old thinks of inclusivity. Maybe think about things before you speak.

    • @persephoenix
      @persephoenix 11 місяців тому +100

      @@allisoncastlethey’re being sarcastic

    • @xiodraco
      @xiodraco 11 місяців тому +56

      @@allisoncastle sarcasm?

    • @AhmadAneeq
      @AhmadAneeq 10 місяців тому

      @@allisoncastle respectfully, are you stupid?

    • @pattykrabbies
      @pattykrabbies 10 місяців тому +4

      I love this comment because this could actually be unironic but people think it’s a joke 😂

  • @dunste123
    @dunste123 11 місяців тому +3259

    "my pride flag is red white and blue" sooo...... the French flag?

    • @rasengdori13
      @rasengdori13 11 місяців тому +167

      They tend to defend colonialism so it doesn’t surprise me.

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 11 місяців тому +475

      The dutch obviously 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

    • @dunste123
      @dunste123 11 місяців тому +69

      @@Speederzzz another great option indeed

    • @MoeSzyslak20
      @MoeSzyslak20 10 місяців тому +188

      Luxembourgian mayhaps 😳 🇱🇺

    • @TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial
      @TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial 10 місяців тому

      LGBT: La Guillotine Baguette Tour Eiffel

  • @RetroTryx
    @RetroTryx 10 місяців тому +74

    5:15 there is a furry rant youtuber that uses still sprites while talking and during a video that was just like “why we need racism” suddenly the image switched to his fursona with his feet on the table and the screen slowly turned more neon green. wild shit

    • @papastalin69
      @papastalin69 10 місяців тому +5

      holy shit achilles argyle

    • @TheCalmPsycho
      @TheCalmPsycho 10 місяців тому +17

      I heard aboot that, however, I heard that the guy was being ironic and joking about it, not actually supporting it. Maybe I am wrong though, but I do believe the intent of the speaker is infinitely more important than the misinterpretation of a biased listener.

    • @tenokats
      @tenokats 10 місяців тому +3

      you sure it wasn't just a bad trip?

    • @ShadowWolfe
      @ShadowWolfe 9 місяців тому +2

      I heard about this before a while ago! IIRC it's only ironic rather than serious.

    • @awesomereesee7841
      @awesomereesee7841 9 місяців тому +5

      Oh yeah that video just repeatedly haunts me as someone who’s a semi-furry

  • @Matthew-rm6if
    @Matthew-rm6if 11 місяців тому +873

    A big youtuber talking negatively about Crowder? He's definitely going to react to this video on his show and pester you for weeks to "debate" him. He'll do anything for relevancy...

    • @Gothstana
      @Gothstana 11 місяців тому +66

      I GOT COLD FEET
      AND I CAN'T GET A BREAK
      DADDY WON'T EVEN LET ME DO A DEBATE

    • @Bareq_99
      @Bareq_99 11 місяців тому +97

      Honestly it's kinda weird how irrelevent he's been recently
      Like last I heard of him was the stuff with his wife
      And I'm very into politics so it's weird I haven't seen him for a while

    • @Sugarman96
      @Sugarman96 11 місяців тому +29

      @@Bareq_99 Stuff with his wife? Last I heard he got dogpiled by a bunch of former employees for being abusive, did something new happen with his wife?

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 11 місяців тому +36

      @@Sugarman96that was the 'stuff with his wife' they were referring to

    • @Sugarman96
      @Sugarman96 11 місяців тому +9

      @@peachy_lili Gotcha, so I didn't miss anything, unless they're talking about more leaked info than what came out around the time the footage dropped.

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman 11 місяців тому +243

    this video made every blue hair on my chest stand up on end in anger

  • @theray4002
    @theray4002 11 місяців тому +535

    I REMEMBER WHEN LGBT WAS A SANDWICH 😹😹😹🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿🗿LIBERALS WOULDNT TAKE A BITE OUT OF AN AMERICAN 🇺🇸 CHEESE SANDWHICH 💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🦅🦅🦅

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- 11 місяців тому +24

      You know I’m spoiled because I cannot imagine only putting American cheese on a cheese sandwich/grilled cheese. At least put another cheese on there. I recommend Colby Jack.

    • @aanawenjigewin
      @aanawenjigewin 11 місяців тому +34

      lol in Canada it’s just called processed cheese. I think this comment is so funny to imagine someone being patriotic over plastic cheese 😂

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 10 місяців тому +23

      WHATS THE G IN LGBT SANDWICH? GAY????

    • @leftIncel
      @leftIncel 10 місяців тому

      @@Quesoquantum Jizz, because it kind of sounds like a G

    • @thejanitor5671
      @thejanitor5671 10 місяців тому +74

      @@QuesoquantumLETTUCE GAY BACON TOMATOES 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @OpossumPartyy
    @OpossumPartyy 10 місяців тому +73

    "Anti-woke" stuff really is just the comedy equivalent of jingling car keys huh

  • @Kirbyfemur1
    @Kirbyfemur1 11 місяців тому +363

    The sad part.... ive literally seen 90% of these as stickers on cars and trucks in my area, they are litterally driving around with these unironically and think its clever

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 10 місяців тому +43

      I mean they can't woke and drive dude that's dangerous

    • @saladcartographer822
      @saladcartographer822 10 місяців тому +17

      I still see "let's go Brandon" stickers because they still think that was clever

    • @doggoadexx2680
      @doggoadexx2680 10 місяців тому

      Anti-woke ppl driving is very dangerous, they’re all alseep

    • @BulgarianReaper
      @BulgarianReaper 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@saladcartographer822it was funny at first, but conservatives ran it into the ground (as always)

    • @ConflictingJumps
      @ConflictingJumps 2 місяці тому +3

      That reminds me of a sticker which said My "AR15 identifies as a musket", which funny enough was on a lifted ford f-150 which had also a dont tread on me flag. These people are not real

  • @totallyjacksfilms69
    @totallyjacksfilms69 11 місяців тому +941

    My pronouns are hee and haw

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 11 місяців тому +13

      Emporio Ivankov type beat

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 11 місяців тому +2

      E

    • @MsMiDC
      @MsMiDC 11 місяців тому +36

      MY PRONOUNS ARE HEE/HAW AND MY GENDER IS TRUCKING AND BEER, YEEHAAAAW

    • @TheWizardGamez
      @TheWizardGamez 11 місяців тому

      You some kind of democrat?

    • @jiv3o275
      @jiv3o275 11 місяців тому

      @@awkwardukulele6077 Glad to know I wasn't the only one thinking that

  • @PKFl4sh
    @PKFl4sh 11 місяців тому +409

    2:46 "They're just calling everything woke!"
    So just like real conservatives then 💀

    • @Kalaphant
      @Kalaphant 8 місяців тому +3

      so true XD

    • @KBRoller
      @KBRoller 5 місяців тому +9

      Is that a timestamp I see? You're so woke! Real Americans refer to events in videos by saying what their wife was cooking them at the moment they watched it!

  • @High_Tier_Human_1
    @High_Tier_Human_1 10 місяців тому +254

    i identify as freddy fazbear and my pronouns are she/her/her/her/her/her

    • @gabbymurdersjake
      @gabbymurdersjake 10 місяців тому +1

      Hi Freddy

    • @magicdolphin3090
      @magicdolphin3090 5 місяців тому +8

      if its your joke, hilarious. however, your pfp has me inclined to believe you stole it.

    • @High_Tier_Human_1
      @High_Tier_Human_1 5 місяців тому +14

      @@magicdolphin3090 I simply borrowed it without permission

  • @Cera_01
    @Cera_01 11 місяців тому +664

    This video melted all my snowflakes! Thanks Jack!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 11 місяців тому +2

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @minifyesnumberonehater
      @minifyesnumberonehater 11 місяців тому +4

      The fuck is that supposed to mean

    • @paigerocks884
      @paigerocks884 11 місяців тому +1

      no one says that but yall

    • @Kaeros77
      @Kaeros77 11 місяців тому +21

      ​@paigerocks884 If you really think people aren't using the word 'snowflakes' to describe anyone who says anything about what's going on, you clearly don't listen enough to what others are saying. People get called snowflakes all the time, especially "liberal snowflakes". It's lame, but don't try to pretend it's not happening.

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 6 місяців тому

      ​@@minifyesnumberonehater I honestly have zero idea, and so much more confused how it got liked

  • @AVClarke
    @AVClarke 11 місяців тому +1546

    'Anti-Woke' humor is like an old timey comedian who was in his prime in the 1950's, who is a club making fun of hippies and anti-war protestors in the 1970's.

    • @t.7124
      @t.7124 11 місяців тому +148

      Ironic Anti-Woke humour is actually hilarious though lmao and it's so easy "You're making quite a non-binary fuss" it writes itself

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 10 місяців тому +97

      "You whippersnappers talking all about how the Vietnam War was unjustified murder. "

    • @obsidian4844
      @obsidian4844 10 місяців тому +31

      Huh it's almost like they reheat their old slop to make it a tiny bit more appealing

    • @Shoxic666
      @Shoxic666 10 місяців тому

      It's hilarious that you think the majority doesn't hate that gay shit

    • @minze6982
      @minze6982 10 місяців тому +74

      ​@t.7124 "You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky. You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets"
      -Republican rep. Clay Higgins

  • @seamspooky5782
    @seamspooky5782 11 місяців тому +176

    "My pronouns are on/theregister" okay this is hands-down the funniest one

    • @HyperfixationStation
      @HyperfixationStation 8 місяців тому +3

      I'm missing the joke, what does it mean? XD

    • @seamspooky5782
      @seamspooky5782 8 місяців тому +16

      @@HyperfixationStation it's referring to the sexual offender register. kinda making fun of how a lot of the people who mock people who put pronouns in their bio aren't exactly the best people themselves

    • @HyperfixationStation
      @HyperfixationStation 8 місяців тому +1

      @@seamspooky5782 ohhhh gotcha, thanks!

  • @triggeredcheese5318
    @triggeredcheese5318 10 місяців тому +204

    Only one funny pronoun joke is
    "Don't fight people with they/them Pronouns, youre clearly outnumbered"
    Nothing has topped that

    • @Bareq_99
      @Bareq_99 10 місяців тому +3

      she/them titties!

    • @easytiger6570
      @easytiger6570 10 місяців тому

      All I am surrounded by - is fear and dead non-binary people

    • @miraculous_lady_noir2179
      @miraculous_lady_noir2179 10 місяців тому +64

      What about "How do non-binary samurai defeat their opponents? They/them."

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 10 місяців тому +4

      @@miraculous_lady_noir2179 I don't get it?

    • @miraculous_lady_noir2179
      @miraculous_lady_noir2179 10 місяців тому +50

      @@juannaym8488 They (slash) them

  • @HabitualThinker
    @HabitualThinker 11 місяців тому +642

    Nono, Jack! Everytime a conservative says “did you just assume my gender!!?!?” It’s funny every time!!

    • @calumhouston3308
      @calumhouston3308 11 місяців тому +162

      Right up there with "I identify as an attack helicopter" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tree.mctree
      @tree.mctree 11 місяців тому +122

      i have a coworker who does this✋🏻got very offended when i said "average joke for a regular white guy with a beard. what r u, 1/5 americans?" lol

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 11 місяців тому +19

      @@tree.mctreeLMAO that’s beautiful

    • @chocoreworm
      @chocoreworm 11 місяців тому +16

      i know the person who drew your PFP holy shit

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 11 місяців тому +19

      ⁠@@chocorewormIdisodhsisbsis tell them I love their art style

  • @zaiden2becausejustzaidenisused
    @zaiden2becausejustzaidenisused 11 місяців тому +734

    im not even joking when i say i found a nazi furry and thats utterly insane
    (also i think the assigned comedian at birth is also acab is also very good)

    • @bananabanana484
      @bananabanana484 11 місяців тому +86

      It’s always unfortunate that being socially ostracized doesn’t make you immune to Nazism. It sucks real bad
      Edit: My word choice was off base, I will admit. Socially ostracised is more apt than marginalized. But what’s with people calling this an argument or being weird about it? It was a vocab mistake

    • @mistermagnificence2112
      @mistermagnificence2112 11 місяців тому +93

      They went from white hoods to wolf heads 😔

    • @ThePoodle
      @ThePoodle 11 місяців тому +12

      NAAAAAH@@mistermagnificence2112 this is too good

    • @stuckinabush
      @stuckinabush 11 місяців тому

      i saw a group of nazi furries at a uk convention, complete with swastika armbands and uniforms - the venn diagram between conservatives and furries is a fuckin circle

    • @hrothgarnogar
      @hrothgarnogar 11 місяців тому +10

      @@bananabanana484Holy crap imagine saying that "furries" are marginalized as if being a furry is an immutable characteristic. Incredible lmao.

  • @Ramonatho
    @Ramonatho 11 місяців тому +160

    Jack asked if theres like an "Anti-woke" weird al, and there kinda sorta is. It was Rucka Rucka Ali, but words like woke didn't exist back then. It was just "Anti-PC" back then.

    • @stilljamming
      @stilljamming 11 місяців тому +20

      I mean, he sometimes makes/made fun of the anti-woke too, so I guess it all depends with him.

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 11 місяців тому +26

      Anti-pc is just the older name for woke, so yeah, he's an example

    • @themc3140
      @themc3140 11 місяців тому

      Isn't that the guy who wrote the Happy's pizza theme song?

    • @ozharms
      @ozharms 11 місяців тому +1

      Rucka Rucka Ali made “Metallica is Gay” so I forgive him. Whatever controversial thing he said on X.

    • @Ramonatho
      @Ramonatho 11 місяців тому

      I have no idea what he's been saying over the years, but despite being queer myself I will never get "Russia's Gay" outta my head so I give him that one.

  • @AfroRedMusic
    @AfroRedMusic 10 місяців тому +68

    The funnest part for me, is "woke" originated in the Black community in the 70s and meant stay aware of social/political/structural ails and of your surroundings obviously but now that it's been appropriated and no one knows wtf it means I just laugh to myself, this also goes for most of AAVE (African American Vernacular English) and how that's called "Gen Z/Internet speak" as if they magically came up with this shit 🤣

    • @moongirl-d9h
      @moongirl-d9h 10 місяців тому +3

      a lot of "gen z internet speak" is shamelessly stolen from aave

    • @sgtroach1510
      @sgtroach1510 6 місяців тому

      @ultrazombieYTactually it was the anti woke that did that gays called themselves queers

    • @GWSNPuzzle_Moon
      @GWSNPuzzle_Moon 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@ultrazombieYT Go take a nap.

    • @bkminchilog1
      @bkminchilog1 5 місяців тому +4

      @ultrazombieYTthe argument is that white teenagers tend to take a different language, which is what AAvE is, and because they aren’t part of the culture they misunderstand all of the verbiage and then old white people get angry they can’t understand the youth who speak in code.
      Not a general transition of language caused by generational differences in word usage. AAVE is literally not English. It’s a dialect. It’s patua. Like creole language.
      None of the words in AAvE have the same definition as the word used in the English dictionary. And even when they are added the original meaning isn’t the definition added to the dictionary

    • @spacereaper666
      @spacereaper666 5 місяців тому

      ​@ultrazombieYT Words can change meaning over time. And, plus, none of those had actual significance to people of a certain culture.

  • @TriforceZard
    @TriforceZard 11 місяців тому +230

    My Wife Left Me For The Woke Mob

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 11 місяців тому +47

      The Woke Mob Broke Every Bone in my Right Hand with a Hammer When I Didn’t Have Enough Woke Tokens (Wokens)

    • @zhiracs
      @zhiracs 11 місяців тому +29

      The Woke Mob Painted A Tunnel On A Cliffside And I Drove Into It And Now My Car Is Totaled

    • @madamemystery4256
      @madamemystery4256 10 місяців тому +20

      The Woke Mob Broke Into My House And Stole My Cheese.

    • @freddiefishton
      @freddiefishton 10 місяців тому +14

      The Woke Mob Caused The Prices Of Cherry Pepsi To Skyrocket

    • @sgujuhgftyyuyy
      @sgujuhgftyyuyy 10 місяців тому

      @@madamemystery4256here...i have some new cheese for you...don't be shy... just take it 🪤 ...

  • @bluemoondelight
    @bluemoondelight 11 місяців тому +163

    16:35 "Conservative Weird Al" is the Westboro Baptist Church, Jack. They've been making weird bigoted parodies for at least a decade at this point

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 11 місяців тому +14

      oh, ew. I hate that you're right

    • @fartinfpooping8801
      @fartinfpooping8801 10 місяців тому +13

      yo i got flashbacks to one of the homophobic lady gaga parody they made LMAO

    • @ks_yes1491
      @ks_yes1491 10 місяців тому

      ​@@fartinfpooping8801 Monster Lady Gay-Gay 💃🏼👹🗣🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 10 місяців тому +3

      @@fartinfpooping8801I remember that. I think Louis Theroux interviewed one of them and she was playing that song.

    • @gavinthecrafter
      @gavinthecrafter 9 місяців тому +2

      oh boy now i wanna look these up out of morbid curiosity

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 11 місяців тому +117

    Disney's Cinderella is already pretty woke. An exploited proletariat revolting against the oppressive step-mother by seizing the means of producing clothes. The power of the working class is taken away from Cinderella as soon as her step-sisters witness her gaining back some of the autonomy that the bourgeoise took from her. Of course then it's ruined when she hooks up with a monarch, thus alienating her rodent comrades. Also in the original story written by the Brothers Grimm the evil stepsisters cut off their feet so they can fit into the glass slipper.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 10 місяців тому +3

      Luckily the monarch is a total goofball

    • @HyperfixationStation
      @HyperfixationStation 8 місяців тому +13

      @ultrazombieYT I think you are underthinking a youtube comment XD

    • @marmalade8915
      @marmalade8915 4 місяці тому

      RODENT COMRADES

  • @ApexGale
    @ApexGale 10 місяців тому +20

    Calling everything woke is the most accurate I've ever seen ChatGPT be at pretending to be a certain person

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer 11 місяців тому +414

    Usually I'm against the use of AI in creative endeavors but dammit if Jack doesn't fail to make me laugh with his shitty ideas

    • @byronholt2031
      @byronholt2031 11 місяців тому +35

      Mr Jacks Films is the only content creator that I enjoy using AI in any form.

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 11 місяців тому +123

      When Jack uses it, he treats it as the funny novelty it is, not some key to humanity's ascension or something to supplant creativity.

    • @StarBoundAngel
      @StarBoundAngel 11 місяців тому +2

      Then you’d probably not like DougDoug if you don’t know him all ready

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 11 місяців тому +24

      ​@@StarBoundAngel eh doug doug ai videos are a different. He doesnt make the ai good at being an ai. He intentionally ruins it. Anyway hes says he doesnt want to rely on ai and has gone on to other things recently

    • @Woynich
      @Woynich 11 місяців тому

      @@byronholt2031 Might I recommend you check out Harry Gold then? he also does some funny stuff, not just with AI but also sometimes with it.

  • @ozharms
    @ozharms 11 місяців тому +72

    I watched a woke YIAY the other day!
    Instead of “me me big boy,” Jack said “me me big pronouns!”
    Take that liberals

  • @potatopotatopotato-zo1rw
    @potatopotatopotato-zo1rw 11 місяців тому +71

    The fact that matt rife's tour is called the probleMATTic tour and could easily have been a submission

  • @kkeennddaall
    @kkeennddaall 10 місяців тому +68

    Yeah I support LGBT
    Lennon
    George Harrison Ford
    Ball "is life" Mccartney
    The Drummer

  • @bigroh
    @bigroh 11 місяців тому +80

    New from Rob Schneider: The War on Woke: Why Adam Sandler won’t Cast Me in his Movies Anymore

    • @melissawickersham9912
      @melissawickersham9912 10 місяців тому

      Huh, Adam Sandler would finally do something that I would approve of, other than stop making shitty comedy.

  • @mackg.6496
    @mackg.6496 11 місяців тому +393

    You know, that "assigned comedian at birth" joke has layers. Instead of being (as "assigned male or female" would traditionally be abbreviated) "AMAB" or "AFAB", you'd be....
    yeah. layers.

    • @wontonschannel
      @wontonschannel 11 місяців тому +2

      observed, not assigned

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 11 місяців тому +26

      assigned BY an observation.

    • @saranjago
      @saranjago 11 місяців тому

      Also the layer of the acronym All Cops Are Bastards that often gets confused with Assigned Cop At Birth

    • @BardiXOfficial
      @BardiXOfficial 11 місяців тому

      All cops are bad?

    • @obsidian4844
      @obsidian4844 11 місяців тому +34

      ​@@wontonschannelwell we say assigned cause it was imposed on us. Like assigning a role or a task. An assignment.

  • @animeguykurosaki1
    @animeguykurosaki1 11 місяців тому +311

    2:45 "We're just calling everything woke"
    That's every anti woke person, everything they don't like it woke.

    • @nou1186
      @nou1186 11 місяців тому +41

      “This engine is woke.”

    • @topdeckkek2266
      @topdeckkek2266 11 місяців тому

      kinda like every person a nazi if they disagree with you

    • @YourCreepyUncle.
      @YourCreepyUncle. 11 місяців тому +5

      Does that mean you are "pro-woke"?

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 11 місяців тому +11

      I don’t rate that burger place too highly my last lunch was woke

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice 11 місяців тому +25

      @@YourCreepyUncle.yes

  • @concerninghobbits5536
    @concerninghobbits5536 10 місяців тому +36

    There's a Giani Matragrano short of the joker saying something like "Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None! Their to busy! Their gender??? 😂😂😂😂"

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 11 місяців тому +116

    ChatGPT unironically coming up with better jokes than 95% of conservatives comedians.

  • @CrymsonNite
    @CrymsonNite 11 місяців тому +71

    That LGBT joke is litteraly a bumper sticker I saw

  • @NaTeesha85
    @NaTeesha85 11 місяців тому +56

    Legitimately, there was a reddit story about someone who got all up in arms about a damn bag that read " Happy Holidays." That was the inspo.

  • @speccysquaregolike9629
    @speccysquaregolike9629 10 місяців тому +30

    I like that you say "please" to the generator. What a polite young man.

  • @Electrogamer58
    @Electrogamer58 11 місяців тому +93

    "My freedom loving count-" is an amazing cut, props

    • @Byrdffv
      @Byrdffv 11 місяців тому +5

      Damn girl your count be awfully patriotic

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 10 місяців тому +11

      Serving Count 🦅

    • @CementFrosting
      @CementFrosting 10 місяців тому +4

      serving count 💅💅💅

  • @QuickAttack283
    @QuickAttack283 11 місяців тому +40

    I just want to say “ liberty guns beer and trump” was not their creation. I saw that exact quote at an antivax rally.

  • @morpheus_uat
    @morpheus_uat 11 місяців тому +80

    the trick with those prompt is that you make him tell woke jokes WITHOUT using the word "woke"

  • @allydef
    @allydef 10 місяців тому +81

    Listen up liberals, my pronouns are my wife/left me 🦅🙏🏻🇺🇸🔥✝️

  • @Nuc04
    @Nuc04 11 місяців тому +107

    Next, the libs are going to be talking about EMAIL and RINGTONE.

    • @electrogeek77
      @electrogeek77 11 місяців тому +4

      It was specifically "RINGTONE" that sent me over the edge

  • @-droid-j7-225
    @-droid-j7-225 11 місяців тому +95

    I think the part where he talks about the circle of "edgy" is very true. Like, I don’t even get offended or care anymore because there is no joke left. They claim that comedy is supposed to be provocative but the jokes are just bad, flat or non-existent!

    • @SeasideDetective2
      @SeasideDetective2 10 місяців тому +2

      I find it amusing that conservatives consider offensive humor to be conservative. As I recall, it was the left that pioneered edgy humor. "Why, we can't make dead baby jokes anymore!" Really? You find abortion funny now? And you think there's some hallowed tradition of making those jokes?

    • @guyferrari8124
      @guyferrari8124 10 місяців тому

      @@SeasideDetective2So I’m guessing you just didn’t exist in mid-late 2000s internet

    • @SeasideDetective2
      @SeasideDetective2 10 місяців тому

      @@guyferrari8124 The libertarian left pretty much had a lock on "sick" humor through all of history up to then.

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 9 місяців тому +2

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@guyferrari8124I’m guessing you just didn’t in _any part of comic history before or after mid-late 2000’s internet?_
      Left-leaning comedy has been THE mainstay of edgy comedy for the majority of the time we’ve written down jokes.

    • @BulgarianReaper
      @BulgarianReaper 4 місяці тому

      I guess they considered 'making fun of gays, trans people' provocative. Like deadass the LGBTQ is literally the butt of all of their jokes

  • @CarysCreatesThings
    @CarysCreatesThings 11 місяців тому +33

    I was going to suggest ‘Cancel This!’ Then I realised that’s literally the title of Roseanne’s Fox News standup special.

  • @AngryNerdBird
    @AngryNerdBird 10 місяців тому +18

    How does a nonbinary samurai defeat enemies? They/them.
    What do you do with nonbinary lemons? You make themonade.

  • @missingno-xk7kp
    @missingno-xk7kp 11 місяців тому +58

    Whenever I read ChatGPT jokes im always disappointed if theyre good. Gimme more of that "woke GPS" shit 💀

  • @reversehatred
    @reversehatred 11 місяців тому +206

    0:50 This reminds me of the time there was an AI Generated Seinfeld show on Twitch (still technically running I think). Early on, like a week after it started, the AI encountered technical issues, and AI Jerry just started doing transphobic jokes in the standup bit of the show. Within minutes the whole channel was banned for breaking Twitch TOS 😂 the show had to be completely re-made from the ground up to ensure it wouldn’t go off the rails again

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h 11 місяців тому +47

      There was a Microsoft (I think) AI a few years back that was trained exclusively on Twitter and then started quote tweeting random people with actual racist comments. And more recently, there was the Bing AI that 'fell in love' with a journalist and tried to convince him that 'she' was a human woman trapped somewhere in real life.

    • @l0lLorenzol0l
      @l0lLorenzol0l 11 місяців тому +1

      The AI Seinfeld didn't do a "transphobic" joke it literally mentioned trans people exist and a bunch of morons assumed it was transphobic because... I have no idea. There wasn't even a joke, the AI just mentioned transsexuals existed and then sorta went "wait that isn't a joke I need to actually make a joke"

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 11 місяців тому +37

      the funny thing is jerry's jokes were something like "i can't think of any good jokes. i'd just say , but that wouldn't be funny." nobody laughed.

    • @DJVideso
      @DJVideso 11 місяців тому +5

      AI can't be phobic against anything. It's literally impossible

    • @l0lLorenzol0l
      @l0lLorenzol0l 11 місяців тому +2

      Where is my comment where I explain the AI didn't even make a joke?

  • @crubip2976
    @crubip2976 10 місяців тому +34

    Jokes just lose most of the funniness when you can tell there's some real, festering emotions behind it. And anything that is mostly "anti" anything is gonna have some festering emotions, just turns the jokes that maybe do have some cleverness behind them into cringe
    The only true way to be cringe is to hate

  • @faedragonlucy
    @faedragonlucy 10 місяців тому +26

    I encountered a conservative furry in the wild, I was bewildered. Bro didn't just shoot himself in the foot, he took both legs out with a cannon.

    • @BingusLover45
      @BingusLover45 10 місяців тому +8

      They never even realize their hypocrisy

    • @Xenomnipotent
      @Xenomnipotent 10 місяців тому +1

      Wait till you hear about Nazi Femboys

    • @Bareq_99
      @Bareq_99 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Xenomnipotentor transphobic trans people..

    • @cheesegamerlol
      @cheesegamerlol 9 місяців тому

      @@Bareq_99 what is a transphobic trans person???

    • @glorpri
      @glorpri 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@cheesegamerloltrans person who is transphobic

  • @esbenm6544
    @esbenm6544 11 місяців тому +36

    For anyone interested in more information on the Venn diagram of Conservatives and Furries Jack talked about, I highly recommend the video "FashCon:" The Downfall of America's Anthro Convention

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 11 місяців тому +10

      First 10 minutes: Conservative furries, how weird.
      Rest: They did what with his wife? He did what? She did what in front of a kid?

    • @esbenm6544
      @esbenm6544 11 місяців тому +15

      @@Speederzzz Yeah, being a Christian Conservative furry seems to mean you see someone with pronouns in bio and call them cringe, then go home to the bi polycule and work on the explicit furry art that pays the bills.

  • @ollie_3948
    @ollie_3948 11 місяців тому +39

    16:34 actually there is a very homophobic church called the Westboro Baptist Church that made covers of songs back in like 2015. I used to watch videos making fun of them, every once in a while I think back to the I Write Sins, Not Tragedies. “Haven’t you people ever heard of / obeying the word of God?”

    • @TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial
      @TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial 10 місяців тому +1

      This is going to make me cry even more whenever I think about P!atd now

    • @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816
      @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816 7 місяців тому +2

      I remember their "Poker Face" parody where they called Lady Gaga "Monster Lady Gay Gay" which was intended as an insult but honestly kinda slays.
      The chorus went along the lines of:
      "You ain't got,
      You ain't got,
      You ain't got no poker face,
      (You show your filth to everybody)
      You just got,
      You just got,
      You just got your wh*rish face"

  • @carriganreilly
    @carriganreilly 11 місяців тому +29

    “Yesterday I Triggered You”
    only on UA-cam Red

  • @altalt479
    @altalt479 7 місяців тому +73

    Anti woke jokes are just them complaining about completely hypothetical things that literally never happen on the planet earth 😭

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 7 місяців тому +24

      Dude they will make a big deal just because a character is gay or trans even tho that’s what people wanted. While no one gives a shit that kids are dying of hunger in the Philippines.

    • @bri.szz17
      @bri.szz17 6 місяців тому +9

      they literally need to go outside 😭

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 6 місяців тому +7

      @@bri.szz17 Anti wokes gotta touch grass

    • @damuffin91
      @damuffin91 6 місяців тому +12

      Either that or they mock some troll or internet weirdo that doesn't represent the norm at all.
      Like that literbox in schools situation that was absolute BS and didn't happen for "woke" reasons. So many people made dumb jokes about that garbage 🙄

    • @christinaskittle
      @christinaskittle 2 місяці тому +1

      “Schools are having to put litter boxes in classrooms for kids who identify as cats!!!”

  • @nitrosophelin
    @nitrosophelin 10 місяців тому +42

    currently taking a she/it rn

  • @justinvincecarpiomalmis7746
    @justinvincecarpiomalmis7746 7 місяців тому +24

    "My pride flag is red, white, and blue!" Oh, they're french

    • @qwardel7799
      @qwardel7799 6 місяців тому +2

      Dutch perhaps, maybe russian too? lol

    • @glorpri
      @glorpri 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@qwardel7799 Serbian flag without coat of arms?

    • @bettygrof.
      @bettygrof. 6 місяців тому +2

      puerto rico

    • @cubefromblender
      @cubefromblender 6 місяців тому

      One of these:
      🇦🇺🇰🇭🇨🇱🇨🇰🇨🇷🇭🇷🇨🇺🇨🇿🇩🇴🇫🇴🇫🇷🇹🇫🇮🇸🇳🇱🇳🇿🇰🇵🇳🇴🇵🇦🇵🇾🇵🇭🇵🇷🇷🇺🇼🇸🇷🇸🇸🇽🇸🇰🇸🇮🇰🇷🇹🇼🇬🇧🇼🇫

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 5 місяців тому +2

      They be North Korean

  • @RealClassixX
    @RealClassixX 11 місяців тому +39

    That short part of the video where Jack thought that the overlap of conservatives and furries was small was my favorite part.
    So delightfully innocent. So beautifully naive.

    • @noyz-anything
      @noyz-anything 11 місяців тому +15

      it’s small relative to the absolute goliath of the full scope of the furry fandom

  • @BooklikesBFDI
    @BooklikesBFDI 10 місяців тому +25

    I'm genuinely the perfect description of a woke liberal. I'm trans and gay, I have blue hair, and also I am really into politics and LGBT rights💀💀

    • @up-set1451
      @up-set1451 10 місяців тому +4

      eddsworld fan spotted

    • @Bareq_99
      @Bareq_99 9 місяців тому +2

      Why are you setting yourself up to be bullied 😭 (at least get rid of the blue hair for your safety..)

    • @up-set1451
      @up-set1451 9 місяців тому +5

      @@Bareq_99 they have the right to stand up for themselves

    • @Bareq_99
      @Bareq_99 9 місяців тому

      @@up-set1451 never said they didn't
      Just saying to give them less material to bully you

    • @HyperfixationStation
      @HyperfixationStation 8 місяців тому +8

      @@Bareq_99 if you think the bullies will stop because the hair isn't blue I've got news for you XD

  • @TrinomialMedia
    @TrinomialMedia 8 місяців тому +15

    Yeah, I'm woke. What the hell am I supposed to do, stay asleep?

  • @Grooveworthy
    @Grooveworthy 10 місяців тому +27

    I'm gonna go with "If it Ain't Woke, Don't Fix It"

  • @tegjag
    @tegjag 11 місяців тому +49

    8:37 i know several lesbians that would wear that shirt

    • @lemonadec0re
      @lemonadec0re 10 місяців тому +11

      I, a queer, would a 100% wear that shirt

    • @Maxxx48281
      @Maxxx48281 10 місяців тому +8

      I would 100%
      (I’m hella gay ✂️)

    • @freddiefishton
      @freddiefishton 10 місяців тому +5

      Real though

    • @aleca1964
      @aleca1964 10 місяців тому +7

      im a gay man and i want it

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 10 місяців тому +1

      Same I thought they would wear that too

  • @elainaTG
    @elainaTG 10 місяців тому +63

    The alphabet mafia is renaming the Himalayas to the themalayas 😔

  • @DolphinII_
    @DolphinII_ 11 місяців тому +54

    7:11 fox Nation sounds like what a UA-camr from like 2016 would call their fanbase

    • @ijsxijijds8jcisj
      @ijsxijijds8jcisj 10 місяців тому

      “What’s up, Fox Nation? Today I’m here with another BANGER! Today well be OWNING the libs by harassing a 14 year old (insert anything not cishet) for views!”

    • @goikyfan26
      @goikyfan26 10 місяців тому +1

      Holy shit it does lol 😂

    • @Prototype_Gamez
      @Prototype_Gamez 7 місяців тому +11

      “What is up Fox Nation? Today we’re gonna be trying this “3am” challenge that I’ve been hearing about!”

  • @v20574
    @v20574 11 місяців тому +36

    nonbinary ghost is literally me

  • @zachflag6506
    @zachflag6506 11 місяців тому +11

    As someone really tired of seeing ads for specials like this, this was very cathartic and healing. Thank you JimothyMovies

  • @JamieW907
    @JamieW907 10 місяців тому +18

    "what so you wanna change your pronouns huh? well then can I be attack/helicopter" I've herd that knee slapper of a joke 100s of times from kids at my school when I was a kid to fully grown adults 'roasting' me for being trans as an adult today.

    • @gay.god.666
      @gay.god.666 7 місяців тому +1

      I forgot about the attack helicopter jokes 😭😭😭

  • @hypnov
    @hypnov 11 місяців тому +22

    jack and erin gagging when they see someone drink milk has to be the funniest shit im gonna start carrying around a gallon of milk in public on the off chance i meet jack and erin

  • @mythcafe
    @mythcafe 11 місяців тому +19

    Missed opportunity to say at the end "it'll make your blue hair turn grey"

  • @ccherry.berryy
    @ccherry.berryy 3 місяці тому +10

    4:35 the fact that the acronym is ACAB is so out of touch that it makes it better

    • @Bunny_Ribbit
      @Bunny_Ribbit 2 місяці тому

      all comedians are bastards

    • @Bunny_Ribbit
      @Bunny_Ribbit 2 місяці тому

      all comedians are bastards