also, theory: the men in black movies were made so that when people googled "men in black" the films would come up instead of actual *real* information
Sadly, the lie detector tests won't work on people who've learnt to control their nerves or emotions really well. You need to be, at least a little bit, an emotionally reactive person, for the lie detector test to rat you out. Majority of people working for the government are so good at being emotionless. Which is how they perform corruption like a chapter in the bible.
Try and take a picture of the moon with your phone...or from fire works... all of the sudden your camera turns to shit... same thing... our phones cannot take good pictures of the sky and our eyes can see it a lot clearer and brighter.
What if the aliens think we are the aliens, and they're experimenting on our planet, on us, because they're scared of us? What if they're desperate to know what we are and how we work because they think we are a threat to them? And when they find out we've been making videos on them, proving they are real, getting people aware of their existence, they are going to be terrified, maybe even waging war on us because they don't want them to hurt us. Or maybe I'm just being weird.
I have footage taken in Chicago of a UFO/UAP speeding upwards and it's unbelievably fast. I even have trees in the background while I'm holding the camera as still as I can. ua-cam.com/video/ewHK4XHWMyA/v-deo.html 05/16/2022
Alien 1: "Man I saw them! They're real!! Alien 2: "Damn! What do they look like??" Alien 1: "Well there bodies are all pasty and and they sit around holding these boxes that the talk into." Alien 2: Wow that sounds creppy man..." Thats probably how they describe us.. 😂😂
Why don't aliens come to places where people have nice hd camera because all the footage been ever recorded looks like it's been recorded by laptop cameras
Vishwas Hegde do you realize that people aren't carying professional cameras with them all day. Your phoneay be hd, but when you xoom in you won't get Nasa quality
Why are there so many in China? Because their population is large and like that dude said when calling in the radio station "they want those major population centers wiped out" assuming they want China to be one of the main places wiped out. Or they just want Chinese food
I always come back and watch all these theories. My favorite are definitely the simulation one, the end of the world one , heaven and hell theories! So much more. I literally only watch ur conspiracy theory videos!!!! I love you shane!!!!!😁😁😁😁
Jeffree has told Shane that he isn't human before. And Jeffree has been threatened and everything and some parts were blurred out in the Jeffree series Shane made.
people are always saying aliens are super ugly creatures, but what if they're extremely beautiful "according to our standards" and we look super ugly to them.
Me: Do you think aliens exist? Friend: Yeah, because I think its selfish if we had the entire galaxy to ourselves No joke, she actually said this once-
When I was in eighth grade my friend and I were at my house in the backyard looking at the stars and this is seriously our conversation: Her: "How to spaceships like dodge the stars?" Me:"Um. What?" Her:"They're just so close together, like how to do spaceships miss them?" I DIED. She SERIOUSLY didn't know that stars were huge and millions of lightyears away from each other. In the EIGHTH GRADE.
Hana Chan Because most of them are in third world countries(rural areas) where most people don't have the advanced cameras we have now a days, think about it. Ufos wouldn't show up in a city knowing everyone has a solid camera phone
Anyone else think that maybe the Men in balck could be the Tall Whites ( the alien species that was mentioned) and that's why they look that type of way.
I have footage taken in Chicago of a UFO/UAP speeding upwards and it's unbelievably fast. I even have trees in the background while I'm holding the camera as still as I can. ua-cam.com/video/ewHK4XHWMyA/v-deo.html 05/16/2022
Mitali If you were only a myth in other's eyes and you wouldn't want them to know you're real, wouldn't you do nothing so they start thinking that you really are a myth?
John Esparza Shows that make aliens in unrealistic proportions acting like evil entities and making them seem like ”That weird thing could never be real because of how unrealistic it is”
I WISH he would bring back these videos, its 2022 the world SUCKS and there is so much new stuff to cover, we need Shane's conspiracy in 2022 to help us all cope lol
Never in history could you make money being a person with no profession sharing bullshit like this on your channel. Go work and produce something of value for once, instead of being a watchful fearful slave. This is the only thing these videos are good for, to keep your mind in bondage. There is nothing new happening, just mother nature and greedy men - as always. Stop spreading your propaganda, ...please! I bet it pays well to upload all those videos and get those clicks. 10M - Nice -Gotcha didn't I?
also, theory: the men in black movies were made so that when people googled "men in black" the films would come up instead of actual *real* information
Like Walt Disney Frozen..... instead of seeing conspiracies or evidence that Walt Disney was frozen in a chamber, you see the movie frozen...
Stuadh NANI
oh fuck
Oof
Stuadh omg..
*I feel like I'm being watched.... I need to stop watching these before I go to sleep..*
Time to go watch an animated show or something...
Onion Boy SAME
Onion Boy sameeee
oh my gosh me too
Onion Boy same literally about to go to bed
i'm obsessed with these types of videos omfg they creep me out but i like it lol
i actually think there's another species (alien like) on earth
Kennedy Estrada same its scary
Kennedy Estrada me too
Kennedy Estrada agree I hear ya on that
Kennedy Estrada SAMMEEE
I would like to see a government take a lie detector test
Samee
Have them get stabbed every time they lie
Sadly, the lie detector tests won't work on people who've learnt to control their nerves or emotions really well.
You need to be, at least a little bit, an emotionally reactive person, for the lie detector test to rat you out.
Majority of people working for the government are so good at being emotionless.
Which is how they perform corruption like a chapter in the bible.
300 like
ID PAY TO WATCH THAT
Shane: "it just makes me wonder, what are they doing to those cows?"
McDonald's: "Shit, there catching on."
U really bob marley????? Lol
Bob marley they’re *
They feed their humanoid half breed offspring. Milk and protein.
LMAO 😂
Lol
these videos scare the shit out of me but i cant help but watch lmao
touchdalight OMG ILYSM HIII
touchdalight literally same
touchdalight Ikr 😁😱
touchdalight same
touchdalight CARM 😍
People are like “oh look, a UFO let me grab my lowest resolution camera”
True
A lot of these sightings were filmed in like the mid 2000’s, so they barely even had 360p at the time
A lot of these sightings were filmed in like the mid 2000’s, so they barely even had 360p at the time
Try and take a picture of the moon with your phone...or from fire works... all of the sudden your camera turns to shit... same thing... our phones cannot take good pictures of the sky and our eyes can see it a lot clearer and brighter.
Sid Vicious apple moon wallpaper bam debunked
Alien 1: "Oh no, we're all out of milk"
Alien 2: "No worries, we can pick up a cow on our way home"
Why is this kinda sweet LMAO
lol : DD !!!!
Why are all the UFO sightings filmed on toasters
Cassie Jean because they were filmed in 2006 and stuff
"oh no I see a ufo, a super rare occasion. just let me pullout my HD recording slow mo camera rather than just using my phone??" 😂
bruh they only had fliop phonr in 2006
Cassie Jean XD
Cassie Jean lol
The weird thing is that we are aliens to their worlds.
why do they keep taking cows! cow lives matter!!!!🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐮🐮
myles Ragas yea but they dont keep it secret from their normal citizens THAT WE EXIST
myles Ragas
*brain implodes*
What if the aliens think we are the aliens, and they're experimenting on our planet, on us, because they're scared of us? What if they're desperate to know what we are and how we work because they think we are a threat to them? And when they find out we've been making videos on them, proving they are real, getting people aware of their existence, they are going to be terrified, maybe even waging war on us because they don't want them to hurt us.
Or maybe I'm just being weird.
ikr
Who else is watching Shane’s conspiracies for the millionth time?
Jessica B. Heyyyyyy loln
Meh boiiii
69
Me my guy
@@yourmothershusband24 boi
no one:
not even god:
shane in every conspiracy theories video : *hey, what's up, you guys, yES*
Follow @onewokeorder
And @eliteofsatan
@@jos11400 ua-cam.com/video/5Bp6IMtUO4s/v-deo.html
Jacob Smith no
@@Cuhrix 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shane: "Called the tall whites"
Me: bloody hell, there's more than one Jeffree star?!
🤣🤣🤣
XD
Or Slenderman perhaps?
or John Maclean lmfao
Katie Rose 😂🤣🤣
Shane could talk about fricking bread crumbs and I’d be scared
I love it
ME TOOOOO
Omg 😂
it’s the tone, how he says it and the music but yea a lot of things are scary anyways and we just don’t notice lol
i mean, he did talk about water, and everybody got scared
*shane talk about area 51*
*me in 2020 after the raid: "hah only if he knew"
Heh hi
It's late I'm feeling awkward
Maleah Crowe DUDE SO TRUE!
The raid was disappointing, only one person showed :(
I was the one t pose running next to you
I swear the more the years pass and I rewatch Shane’s conspiracy theories videos hit different!! (2022)
Frr
I have like 14 different videos in my subscription box and I still go straight to this one first 😂
P.s. I definitely believe in aliens
Ben Blue same
Ben Blue who wouldn't
Ben Blue me too I know like I'll regret this later
Ben Blue samee
DO A SIMPSONS CONSPIRACY THEORY VIDEO!!!
sleepyjordan yessssss
sleepyjordan I mean they predicted that Donald Trump would become president, so-
sleepyjordan YES
marquis de lafayette They also predicted that we would go into a depression
marquis de lafayette OMFG!!!! Lafayette!!!!!!
OBSESSED WITH THIS STUFF
SAME
Annie Tarasova ESPECIALLY AT 2 A.M WHEN EVERYBODY'S SLEEPING BUT YOU
well that was me in 2012 but still pretty creepy
Annie Tarasova OBSESSED WITH YOUR CHANNEL
Ashley too true
I totallly believe that aliens exist, there’s no way that we are the only things that live in the galaxy’s
True
I believe there's other lives out in the universe. But i dont think they are little green men
There are infinite ♾ galaxys
I have footage taken in Chicago of a UFO/UAP speeding upwards and it's unbelievably fast. I even have trees in the background while I'm holding the camera as still as I can. ua-cam.com/video/ewHK4XHWMyA/v-deo.html 05/16/2022
I believe with my heatt
Alien 1: "Man I saw them! They're real!!
Alien 2: "Damn! What do they look like??"
Alien 1: "Well there bodies are all pasty and and they sit around holding these boxes that the talk into."
Alien 2: Wow that sounds creppy man..."
Thats probably how they describe us.. 😂😂
Omg It's Tara Well, what are we supposed to call them?
Morgan Manney I
We're all pasty? Lol
Alondra H It just depends on the place. Sorrry. 😬
Alondra H Sorry*
It's obvious that aliens exist. We are just a grain of sand in the galaxy.
*upper/lower quark
myles Ragas the question is how long is this beach?
myles Ragas yah how possible is it that we are the only ones in the universe
Less than that
you get an A+
why do they always take cows
savay beazley They need some milk.
Bipolar Sunshine pfffffffffttttttt
Bipolar Sunshine I can't with you😂😂
they want to start some beef
Everybody likes hamburgers
Shane: aliens are real
Aliens: shane dawson is real
Other aliens: *making conspiracy theories about shane dawson and other humans*
123 likes
*chokes*
Congrats to you and Ryland, Shane! ♥ 🎉 🎊
Brittania Smith I’m so happy for them🥳🥳❤️
Happy for them too but why'd you say congrats on a 2 year old video😂😂😂
ExRØ2a I know!! It’s so random haha🤣
I love his conspiracies more than my own life
Gracie-Mae Urie truuuuuuue
Gracie-Mae Urie that s sad
+chwinkle 69 Well what does that tell you about me 😃
Gracie-Mae Urie I don't even have a life
same
Me:aliens are real
Friend:no they are not real
Me:I hope the aliens eat you first..
Neskamaluksa, kukagey
JustBranden Tv R/whoosh
NoPeanutz_ Allowed XD SAME THO
That's me and me arguing.
NoPeanutz_ Allowed your likes are 666
Shane: cows get abducted all the time
Me: maybe aliens like burgers every once in a while 😂
Do you think aliens make videos on their planet titled in their language "proof that humans are real"
Nick Cobden lmao I feel like a lot of them would include shane
To aliens, we are aliens and they are humans Lmao
Nick Cobden lol
YES WE DO AND NOW E HAVE PROOF
Sorry...
im stupid
Mikasa Sanchez same
"We are either alone in this universe or we aren't, both are equally terrifying"
Zach K damN
Honestly I hope we aren't alone. Maybe I could finally be popular with the kids from Mars 🤪
Zach K not if youre badass. aliens are my homebois
Zach K I’m shook
My bois are purple
Why don't aliens come to places where people have nice hd camera because all the footage been ever recorded looks like it's been recorded by laptop cameras
Vishwas Hegde do you realize that people aren't carying professional cameras with them all day. Your phoneay be hd, but when you xoom in you won't get Nasa quality
*by potato*
Also the ufos are super high so they do have to zoom in with there phones all the way and might not be able to even capture it
With a Stone*
Vishwas Hegde true lol but most of the footage is older
“5 ft tall with no hair”
my sister: “omg penguins”
Lol
LOL 😂😂😂
Shane should do a video about all the events that the Simpsons have predicted
Megan Bumstead yea he should do a video about that
Yasssss
Megan Bumstead YYYYEEEESSS !!!
search illuminati card game
Yes yes yes
Shane: *literally does nothing*
Me: CHILLS
That Good Tea Team you should’ve doNE
Shane : *breaths*
Me: CHILLS
can you make an area 51 conspiracy theory
No, but he can make an area 51 conspiracy video.
edge lord I SEE GERARD WAY IN YOUR PROFILE PIC, HEY FELLOW KILLJOY
Khor Ba what did he originally say
yep Gerard way is everything
It’s Gerard way omg
Ugh God I miss these kinda videos from you Shane 😢😭😭😭😭 please come back to us 😭😭😭😭😭
i’m convinced shane dawson is leading the area 51 raid
Jaydyn Hedberg same
Omg that would actually be a good idea for him to lead the raid
Kassi Mata Yeah with his conspiracies maybe he could break the guards minds...?
Jaydyn Hedberg right?
Lmao
Why are there so many in China?
Because their population is large and like that dude said when calling in the radio station "they want those major population centers wiped out" assuming they want China to be one of the main places wiped out.
Or they just want Chinese food
hocus pocus . Sushi
ITS YA BOI ARIN sushi is not a chinese food tho
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO FRICKING MUCH😂😂😂 whyyyy
I mean Chinese food is good
Just saying have y’all ever saw a Chinese woman preggo :0
Alien 1: “I made some cookies but we’re outta milk!”
Alien 2: “I got you, fam.” *engages tractor beam* 🛸🐄
14:04
Navy Rosie xD
Yessssss
Navy Rosie I get it! 😂
🤭😂😂
LMFAO
I miss these types of videos man 😭
Deaths at Zoo's? I think it could be interesting to see all accidents that occurred at Zoo's
Nuuuu youre making me think of Harambe😭
Gypsy Batger *cough cough* HARAMBE *cough cough*
Gypsy Batger *cough cough* HARAMBE *cough cough*
KeepCalmAndLoveJaiden LOL
Gypsy Batger Uh oh
Shane: OmG ThE tAlL wHitEs aRe rEaL
Jeffree star: oh that’s just my family
Lmao 😂
😂
Mexican Wearing-a-truban BAHAHHAAHA
I was thinking of Tal Fishman(Reaction Time)😁😂🤣
Addie G BAHAHA HE HAS A LONG NECK
omg shane can you stop they're gonna come for you
hey Gabbie lol
True
hehe
The Gabbie Show i wish they came for you
Yeah pretty much.
I always come back and watch all these theories. My favorite are definitely the simulation one, the end of the world one , heaven and hell theories! So much more. I literally only watch ur conspiracy theory videos!!!! I love you shane!!!!!😁😁😁😁
"One of he species is called... The tall whites"
Me: JEFFREE STAR
Sister Gigi that’s what I was thinking
Omg yes
Omg yis
Omg yes
Jeffree has told Shane that he isn't human before. And Jeffree has been threatened and everything and some parts were blurred out in the Jeffree series Shane made.
It feels like just by watching this I am gonna be abducted
Valentina H same I'm scared 😭
Valentina H shut the door omg sameee i swear 😂😱
Your tinfoil hat is showing
Valentina H yooooo me too lol 😂😂
Arman Martirosyan_Official I'm not even kidding I can hear something flying over my house.It's probably just a plane but still.
Shane; **makes video about aliens**
FBI ; *interesting*
Hahaha funny man
"There's a UFO! Go take my camera... the defective one!"
people are always saying aliens are super ugly creatures, but what if they're extremely beautiful "according to our standards" and we look super ugly to them.
Cinnabun I was just thinking this
Damn
I bet the distant galaxies are just filled to the brim with Kardashians and Brittany Spears.
I'm sure they have different beauty standards
IMAAJJ totally agree, their big heads and giant eyes are probably the same to our big hips and giant tits.
These videos always scare the shit out of me 😂
Aphmau.fan.edits Keri Ryan Same
TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME
+DankSkank its a song reference.
I'm A Heathen Whø's Stressed Øut THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED
tyler joseph SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES
boi my mum could be an alien at this point and I would not be suprised
basicallie that would mean you got superpowers
okay, same though.
basicallie lmao same
XD
basicallie hahah same xD
Who's rewatching Shane's videos in 2023 ❤
*I honestly just feel bad for the cow*
same..
Lmao u eating grass and some weird light picks you up
You probably eat cows stfu
That shit is sad :c
@@mr.roachlol4483 yh I do too:)
Oh I eat chicken an pork too:)))))
Me: Do you think aliens exist?
Friend: Yeah, because I think its selfish if we had the entire galaxy to ourselves
No joke, she actually said this once-
verynice,
When I was in eighth grade my friend and I were at my house in the backyard looking at the stars and this is seriously our conversation:
Her: "How to spaceships like dodge the stars?"
Me:"Um. What?"
Her:"They're just so close together, like how to do spaceships miss them?"
I DIED. She SERIOUSLY didn't know that stars were huge and millions of lightyears away from each other. In the EIGHTH GRADE.
Your friend is an alien!!!
Aliens are real
Their called Canadians
😂
You know what's weird
How can we know that Shane is not an alien
And another thing Neil Armstrong is Neil A
And backwards
Alien
WHOAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😮
*mind blown* *bits fly off to space* *chunks land on Mars* *aliens confirmed*
Damn. 👏✊
Pobloxy 1 the whole thing says “Gnorts, Mr. Alien”
*Illuminati music plays*
Shane please make these videos again that’s all we want 😭😭
why are all ufo sightings recorded with a cornchip
Hana Chan Because most of them are in third world countries(rural areas) where most people don't have the advanced cameras we have now a days, think about it. Ufos wouldn't show up in a city knowing everyone has a solid camera phone
lol
Hana Chan because they are old videos
Most if not all are fake.
Christian P also in 3rd world countries people are less likely to care or look into it
Anyone else think that maybe the Men in balck could be the Tall Whites ( the alien species that was mentioned) and that's why they look that type of way.
elizabeth burkett omg yh!!!
elizabeth burkett maybe the government gives them skin suits too
elizabeth burkett TRUE
elizabeth burkett Nah
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!
(chuckles)i'm in danger
Your profile pic is life
I’m dying 🤣
how has no one commented about the fact that the government has literally confirmed that aliens exist??
Where and when ?
@Kathleen Robertson were u not watching the "
Video
Iv been watching Shane’s creepy conspiracy videos for the past hour
Omg same
Past days..
I'm totally binge watching his conspiracy videos right now! I'm totally freaked out and probably won't be sleeping tonight lol
Isa ASMR Me too, Lol😂
I couldn't sleep last night I've been watching til 3 in the morning
*When you've seen all of Shane's conspiracy videos in the past but just have a craving to see them again here in 2019*
This is future you!!! You will be watching again in 2020.and 21 will be a nightmare!!!
@@istartedajoke1704 well iam in 2022 bitches IAM IN THE FUTER AAAHJ
@@bikundwasorange3008 ummm..do you see the date I posted this...I was in 2022 before you idiot
Or 2022... 😃because there's no entertainment like this anymore lol
I have footage taken in Chicago of a UFO/UAP speeding upwards and it's unbelievably fast. I even have trees in the background while I'm holding the camera as still as I can. ua-cam.com/video/ewHK4XHWMyA/v-deo.html 05/16/2022
Shane got me fucked up. Making me scared of gas stations and believing in aliens and time travel and shit
yea i think most of these are real and it is so creepy
Mare'a Johnson same lol
chill
mel It's a joke! You're the one who needs to chill!
Mare'a Johnson i meant chill @mahtaab lol i know you were joking
The second last video gave me hella chills, the beaming light chasing them
Anyone else here before people go to Area 51 this September 2019?
Tony Lenzar i thought i was the only one
oceantears ayee
Iwillpoundyourbooty Andlynchyou
no wonder ur username is that
Tony Lenzar yeah I’m scared for the people who are going their most of them will die 😬
Lets just say it didn’t end well... 0-0
WHY DO I WATCH THESE VIDEOS AT NIGHT
ALONE
I do it to
Julia same though
Julia Heyyyy we have the same name
Julia I know the feeling I'm alone and in the dark!!
here's my conspiracy theory: men in black already came for Shane and that's why he stopped posting conspiracy videos
marty im scared
Melody Lawrence
So true all he’s conspiracy videos are old no new ones
He's in the process of making a conspiracy theory video he posted about it on Twitter
Melody Lawrence 🤯
Holy cow
I wish Shane would make more conspiracy videos. ❤
Anyone watching in 2019, a time of instafamous eggs, mental breakdowns, and tik tok?
Emily i’ve already watched this like 15 times but it never gets old🤩💫
I really want to like this but its at 69 likes so imma leave it ;)
Surustorke Thank you for doing this for the good of the world
@@sundaybeidler LOL SO QUIRKY
@@sundaybeidler Do you know where that's from? I hope you do because if you don't then I'll just look crazy
Why are the MIB not coming after you..
Mitali
If you were only a myth in other's eyes and you wouldn't want them to know you're real, wouldn't you do nothing so they start thinking that you really are a myth?
Mitali exactly
KanacisGurkis | Wow, I never thought of that... Bravo.
sleeping is my superpower lol 😂 no
They know he's too lazy to leave the house
"Holy shit a UFO!" *pulls out 3ds camera*
Lilac Smile seems like what they use
Lilac Smile 80 like. 👍 You made my day
Lilac Smile 🤣
Lilac Smile yea there realy shit quality
Lilac Smile that what I would do
Even if it’s the millionth time you’ve watched this don’t u feel like u learn something new every time ? 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah but i try to tell my friends and im like ehh ahhh ehh thinking what he said BC i forgot
Shanes videos make me believe in the unbelievable I swear 😂
Millie Stephenson why is it unbelievable though? Why do we think like that? Who made us think like that? And how?
ẞàm3 translate same
John Esparza Wow you’ve just made me question even more things.. 😂
John Esparza Shows that make aliens in unrealistic proportions acting like evil entities and making them seem like ”That weird thing could never be real because of how unrealistic it is”
Millie Stephenson I'm not liking this comment because you are subscribed to Morgz
That cow is me. I just don't give a shit about what happens to me
Looooooool same
#StopCowAbuse
#cowlivesmatter
#stopthesehashtags
alyssa guzman #sheepslivesmattertoo
OMG DO A VIDEO ON SIMPSONS PREDICTING THE FUTURE
Nora Reinke yessss
Nora Reinke FUCKING YES PLEASE
Nora Reinke PLEASE
Nora Reinke YESSSSS THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Nora Reinke yeah!
I WISH he would bring back these videos, its 2022 the world SUCKS and there is so much new stuff to cover, we need Shane's conspiracy in 2022 to help us all cope lol
I LOVE YA FOR DOING THIS.
Never in history could you make money being a person with no profession sharing bullshit like this on your channel. Go work and produce something of value for once, instead of being a watchful fearful slave. This is the only thing these videos are good for, to keep your mind in bondage. There is nothing new happening, just mother nature and greedy men - as always. Stop spreading your propaganda, ...please! I bet it pays well to upload all those videos and get those clicks. 10M - Nice -Gotcha didn't I?
St. Nikolas Kaminsky l
St. Nikolas Kaminsk
Yes, Mr. Savage how can I help you?
Lol
I don't feel safe watching these videos cud i feel like i'll be tracked down or some shit 😂😂
same
Ashton Alicea same
Ashton Alicea same omg 😂
same
fucking same 😄😂
Shane exposed them
Aliens: O.O *DISLIKES*
.......
PotatoesAreBeAuTiFuL......
You like kpop😃
I’m watching this in 2023 and aliens have been proven to exist so we are getting somewhere now😂
Shane:” don’t watch this alone at night”
Me:*watch’s his scary conspiracy theory’s alone at night*
Me 😂😂
"Edit" Me: Regrets it 😂
Yoalie Mota me💀😂
Ok same and it’s not ok I need to find friends
Same
Shane is probably gonna get a visit from the Men in Black just for making this video! 💀
Eris Shiner that's what I thought
Eris Shiner that would freaking amazing 😱😱😱😱 *cough* *cough*... um... I mean terrible whaaaa?
Eris Shiner lol right
Eris Shiner ^ 😂😂😂 I thought you were talking about from the movie but I continued watching the video so no... not amazing 😂
Maybe they'll come in when he is mid filming a video 😂
Shane should make like an hour long conspiracy theories😂😂❤
Thanks for the likes yall 💓
Analicia Garcia 100% should I watch that whole thing
simi chander Lol😂😂😁
Analicia Garcia same
jadaaudrey 123 For Real😁😁😃😃
Analicia Garcia yes plez😀😃😄
Shane: "Aliens exist"
Captions: *Eminems exist*
Who else should be doing homework but SHANE IS PRIORITY?? From a small channel x
:D
Callum Green ✋
Callum Green i should be sleeping
Callum Green got loads of homework for tomorrow but who gives
Callum Green yep same.
Government guy: "their called the tall whites"
Me: "nah that's just me"
Ame and Eliza I’m apart of the short whites 🤪
@@Gobacktothepondyousillygoose same lmao
Is it just me or do Shane's eyes look so amazing in these videos
Rebecca Staib because of the ring light maybe
Astral shut up and let us dream
Astral just let us have this
Danish Dragon haha same
Rebecca Staib He has a ring light that makes his eyes light. BUT HIS EYES LOOK SO AWESOME!!!
Shane !!! You got to do an update on this. So much information has came out about UFOs and UAPs. Please please pleaseeeee
Aliens obviously exist, the universe is infinite.
The question is if they are actually on earth.
Completely normal they definitely have been but idk if they would stay here long
They have visited and still do some even are even disguised as humans...
Or if they are advanced enough to reach out to us
You ever think maybe they started the coronavirus so they could wipe out humanity and take over the planet
@@hoobs4140 Why
Neil Armstrong was the 1st perso to land on the moon
Neil A backwords is Alien...
Grasping at straws
And aliens have upper body strength unlike a lot of people... ARM STRONG (I might be the only one without upper body strength)
Marisa Curry 🤣
Lies! We never went to the Moon 😉
The moon landing was fake
I bet the aliens were just floating through space and then one said hey boys lets go scare the shit out of some humans
matthew bayley haha yeah.😂😂😂
matthew bayley yep
matthew bayley well you have probably lost that bet 😂
matthew bayley TRUEEEE
No
the fact that the government and people in shows depict ufos as they are described so perfectly
Fam, if you’re laying down in bed, sit up. It really helps you be less scared.
Lemon cookie thxxxxxx
And give ghosts more accesibility to kill me?? Hah... try again
Gurl I'm in the hospital 😂
I'm to scared to get up💀😔
Weird how that actually works, that’s some psychological shit right there
Every intro of Conspiracy videos: "heyyy whatsupyouguys, YES"
Really Healy? tell me your chatting about Matt Healy in your name
Why do u have 900 subs
*every intro of all of Shane's videos
+5 Secønds øf Pan!ck!ng P!løts YOUR NAME FUcK
relatable trash is that TØP P!ATD and 5SOS
tall white: less features,
no eyebrows
no lashes
jeffree star:less features,
no eyebrows
no lashes
shruti Yadav omg.....EXPOSED
OMG an alien pallete and EVERYTHING
Ur right😮😯😲
shruti Yadav AHHHH
Aralyn Frazier wow
Shane: i mean, what are they doing with those cows??
Me: My dear Susan, they are making lunchables meat.
who else is scrolling through the comments trying not to get scared
Hailee Beck me
Hailee Beck meeeee😂
Me 😩😹
Hailee Beck I'm scrolling to see if people are scared. I don't get scared by aliens!
Hailee Beck ME
I wanna be that cow, flying away from everyone's bullshit
Yas XbirdX ever heard of planes
Cracked Up Clown but you're still with hundreds of people on a little aircraft
Beatrix Thomas Private jet
Destany Harmon
Yas XbirdX omfg meeeeee😂😂😂😂
all the dislikes are from aliens who just got exposed
& the government trying to hide it.
😂
BAHAH
😈😂😂
True
13:21
That gave me chills, it looked like a horror movie, wow