marshmallow.journal.girl_xoxo What's even more fked up it wasn't even an alien hoax video Apex Twins, a group did it for a music video called Rubber Johnny....
Heaven’s Gate: “we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. Whatcha gonna do! *dum* *dum* Whatcha gonna do!” Im a terrible person, and im sorry
He didn’t say alien life itself is a hoax, there is so much proof that it’s real. But the aliens people supposedly have seen on Earth, with the big heads and big eyes, might be a hoax.
I just read your wikipedia article. I knew you were too cute to be a str8 boy. Nice to see a member of our community representing us so positively. Much love bro!
o2l won a teen choice award two years ago and we never got the surfboard either haha
RICKY
oh hey ricky
Ricky!!
omg o2l
That's so wrong omg
queen of exposing the teen's choice award
He is the queen
+ShotgunSkeleton freddie mercury exposed the teen choice awards?
1000 like!
yes
Kimi lmao yess
So like....do the Aliens use the Jeffree Star makeup palette.
Nah, they use the James Charles Special
XD that's great
They use Jeffree x Shane pallet
Fabiana Orellana hahahaha
YAS BITCH
10 years and Shane still doesn’t have his surfboard.
It's in the mail
ok ok it’s been 10 years bitch
Lmao
@@mexta4478 just wait it's still there lol
It’s in the mail
Damn, shane went OFF on the teen choice awards
SupSarahxx Christina was one of his really good friends.
Yep, he's a bit salty about not getting his surfboard. (I would be too).
Well duh he didn't get his surf board I'd be mad too 😂
The baby alien was so cute
Sean Johnson no wtf
OMG THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS ONE MADE ME SOOOOOO MAD
I AM SO FREAKING MAD!!!
OH MY GOSH
SAMEEEEEE
I'd like to notice, ahve yew mad,
my naughti, whether' naughti pix!e
same
I didn’t like sleeping anyway
Yeah I was planning to pull an all-nighter anyways
Me Lucy yeah
I don’t even know what a sleep is
Sam 101 meanwhile I love sleep🤦♀️
I stay up until 3 am animating almost every day.. oof.
me: *clicks title, ready to hear about aliens*
Shane: the teen choice awards is rigged
My count is 25
fr lol
Same
Clickbait
*i remember beating a child*
That teen choice award stuff is messed up man
Megan Macdougall sup dirty dan lol
@@depressedgirl7462 NO IM DIRTY DAN
@@alexolea5264 *No Im DiRtY dAn*
@@edgyspoon5793 😑😶
Tu f Regisdjv Yusuf
the heavens gate guy's eyes are freaking me out..
Ikr
They are creepy AF
like I Almost can't stare at them because they sorta consume you
He was probably drunk
His whole face is scary .. looks so plastic to me .. what a creep
ok but *what contour do the aliens use*
Amy Hendrick lmao
omg this needs more likes😂
Phahaha this needs more likes😂😂
Amy Hendrick jeffree star
😂
1990: Oml they’re lipsincing?!
2019: *ok and?*
And what?
@@blankblank5409 r/woooosh
Scandaloss and what?
Darth Jar Jar and r/woooosh
mia brown and what?
"It's been 6 years bitch" LMAO!
lol
lol
lol
i died XD
😂😂
nobody:
absolutely no one:
me at 1:06 AM: hey whats up you guys, yes
1 :38a !
Its actually 107 when I read this omg
1:27 👀👀
I read this at 1:16am
For me 3Am
He snatched teen choice awards wig to another dimension
😂🤣😂👍👌
Colum bia 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gracie Hollar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 why am I crying laughing at this?
No one:
Heavens gate guy:
👁 👁
👃
That shit scared me fr when he started talking
😰😨
LMAO😭😭💀💀
👁️ 👁️
👃
Yee Haw accurate 😂 👌
KING OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES & HOAXES 👑
yasss omfg u know it
UR VIDEOS ARE FUNNY AF DANIEL :DDD
Omg your everywhereeeee
YASSSSSSSS!!!!
YES!!
Shane: it's all fake
Fbi: fbi open up
Dequintavious Gresham 😂
So true
Dequintavious Gresham fbi= fucc boi inc
Kelpo Gaming 😂
"its been 6 years bitch. where is it?" I CAN'T 😂😂
lmaooooooo
IK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻
Lmao😂
😂😂😂😂
I burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂
Yeooo 10:06 got me weak the way the “alien” was “breathing” 💀😭
What I sound like in P.E
2:11
Darleny Correa Mann I’m dead😭😭💀
Same 😂😭😭😭🤣😂😂🤣
The heavens gate guy was staring right into my soul lmao
Juan Cortes 😂
HE NEVER BLINKED!
Juan Cortes ik right
*title is alien hoaxes* *8 and a half minutes in* "okay now we're gonna talk about aliens"
lol I know right
Michelle Guerra i have the same last name
UmbreonInvaderz haha I have the same first name
Well he isn’t just gonna go cloning,music, teen choice awards, aliens and whatever else hoaxes
The alien climbing the roof is me LMAOOOOO
Lana Larson me when I see drama
Lana Larson me looking for drama on UA-cam 😂😂😂😂
Body goals
Me when its monday
Ava Blair HAHAHA
That cult guy Marshall actually looks scared in the last video, like he's actually terrified of what he was about to do.
actually that wasn't his last video, he filmed that one a year before the suicides lol
@@exoticangel444 I wasn't saying it was his last video, just that it was the last clip in the video
@@alexchannon my bad sorry i misread it (:
@@exoticangel444 all good! :)
Government: he wants to know let’s kill him!
Government assistant:NO!His fans will get suspicious!
😂
Camila Castronovo b
Hey you should be able to make potions for the first time since the last pug item
Yeah, that's probably why he isn't dead yet.
Government : but what do we do
Goverment&asestent :fbi
Shane should start a channel dedicated completely to conspiracy theories like if u agree
everybody does
Who doesnt
Yeeeesssss
that would be fucking pointless
YESSSSS
9:09 nah bro that’s just Pink Guy...
It's ya friendly neighbor pink guy
Pink guy: sup man just grabbing some of your leftover pizza
Donny Dynamic Lmfao
My brother is purple guy. I’m a lot nicer, though!
lol
no one:
baby alien: “bAuU”
mia brown miss unfortune(?) is that right?
John Laurens yep :)
mia brown just saw a playthrough. dark game lmao. thanks
It was kinda cute
LITTLE MISFORTUNE (sorry I'm a bit of a nerd)
"ITS BEEN 6 YEARS BITCH" I'm dead😭💀
😂😂
then how did you make this commet
lol
Wow. So funny. Much laugh. Such lol.
Welcome to the world of hyperboles
no
No no it's totally ok, I didn't want to sleep tonight or anything(:
Thanks Shane
xDDD
XD
haha same I'm gonna read a funny fanfiction now
Lilly!!! 😍❤️
The alien trying to talk is me in math haveing a panic attack XD
LoL same
LMFAO MOOD
Sunset Write Daughter of Jam MOOD
Oh yeah yeah
@Alissa Smith oh yeah yeah
The saddest thing about the Heaven’s Gate one was the interview. That person was so happy and full of joy. They did not deserve to die so soon. :(
When ur home alone and ur watching shane dawson..
*yeah, I'm terrified*
WHY WOULD DO THAT TO YOURSELF
This is relatable
I wanna like, but it’s 100 likes.
Etnbiggestfan x omg same
Etnbiggestfan x actually same
SHANE FOR PRESIDENT 2020
WHOS WITH ME
Forever Alone ME
The world would literally brake in half but I’m ok with that so YES 😂
HELL YES
I WOULD MOVE TO AMERICA
Yes. He would be very better than any other president
Plot twist: the government picks the president
😂🤣
Bruh
i mean, technically, they do
In Lebanon, they do that. Because I'm Lebanese.
Yeah.....Shane's not becoming president anytime soon
Shane: "Go vote for the president, those votes matter!"
Electoral college: 😂
*laughs in politics*
D girthy Are you a polictic?
@@loveyourself8627 what are politics
The left laughs in cheating
@@YuckyBruh the right laughs in gerrymandering
Shane Dawson conspiracy theories are the reason my sleep schedule is fricked up
Same I start school in 2 days and I have to wake up early but my sleep schedule is still very messed up
Yep
*fucked
In my summer I only slept in the day
Wtf is sleep anymore?
Me: watches ONE video
UA-cam: recommends more scary videos.
Me: wtf *its like 3am*
Except you can’t stop watching
Oi Gucci ikr 😂
Vgay
Lol 😂😆
Hehrleheheheheheheheheueuuhhhhhhhhehehehehehuuehheuehehehehehehehe meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
7:32
" the *world* is going to *end* in 1997"
Me: eats nacho chips and watches shane dawson videos in bedroom alone
Plot twist: the Illuminati actually choses the president
and they bRaINWaSh people into voting who they want
“Chooses”
Fuuuuck 🤯
That’s where you are wrong smh
They done fucked up by electing trump
Me: clicks alien video
Shane: Music stars, teen choice, cult...
Me: checks title
WhAt ThE HeCk
haha
Welcome to Shane.
Sammeee
YEAH
Bro same.
Teen choice awards has left the chat~
Ufufufu~~
Trueeer
Shane will get sued 😂😂
That old man is gonna give me night mares
I know same
I literally almost died of fear
Same
he was mentally ill
Me too lmao😂
“Go vote for the president- THOSE VOTES MATTER”
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PPL IN THE BACK
I knew the teen choice awards were rigged once Supernatural didn't win in whatever category they were nominated for.
Omg supernatural is life
Ur girl Vianney I'm literally sitting here in a supernatural shirt XD
I remember last year when Jensen and Misha didn't come onscreen and everyone was so mad because they were supposed to win
same
same 😂
"Should we watch a horror movie?"
"Yes" *finding Shane's conspiracy video
Hoaxes *
true 😂
true
Yep😂
So true
TCA:It's in the mail
Shane : it's been 6 years bitch, where is it!?
Ik 😂😂
It's taking the scenic route..
Yep
+Jenny Barson lmao
+Pshoe _ Right,he just has to look for it....it's there somewhere😂😂
"Don't breath like that it will make you feel really weird" 😂😂
The alien baby clip omfg that freaked me tf out like JESUS
marshmallow.journal.girl_xoxo Yeah that was scary af actually.
marshmallow.journal.girl_xoxo What's even more fked up it wasn't even an alien hoax video Apex Twins, a group did it for a music video called Rubber Johnny....
marshmallow.journal.girl_xoxo YES the way it's mouth dropped down😱😵
marshmallow.journal.girl_xoxo dont curse it upon jesus 😂
PinguPrice Aphex Twin is one guy. Richard D. James.
Well now we know Shane will never win another teen choice award 😂
XDDD Ikr
He's not a teen
+Lol Puppet please tell me your joking
No teens aren't pick, it's people that teens like
ITS THE TEENS THAT VOTE MY GOD
"I have been here since... Valentine's day....21 years ago"
baby benjimen 64 *29 Years ago
@@emmamorrow1810 it was 21
I
Your picture is terrifying
MayaBanana lol, its a adorable, it’s Garett’s baby
Imagine being sued for lip syncing
2020:🤫
I don’t get it
Kadin Michael Tiktok.
T i k t o k t i k c l o c k t h e t i me i s t i c i n g
Heaven’s Gate: “we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. Whatcha gonna do! *dum* *dum* Whatcha gonna do!”
Im a terrible person, and im sorry
😂
Don’t worry i am too
I wanna like this.... But I'd rather not ruin your 69.... So, just know I like this
69 like
LMFAO
The alien baby one scared the shit outta me😂
SAME SSTEGUKVGXYK
WHEN IS IT?!? I'm too scared to see it XD
+Iris Elik same
Its like 1:40 am here 😭😭
I just posted my first VLOG
I agree with the Christina Grimmie thing. TELL EM SHANE!
Anyone else think the Heavens Gate guy was blurbing like a hologram from IRobot?
ME TOO
Right
+Travis Sivart It was. I felt sick about that. I was utterly disgusted. That's a new low to me, and I know low.
YAS HE WAS TRIGGERED.. LIKE BEFORE HE MADE A VIDRO CRYING OF HER BECAUSE SHE DIED AND SHE WAS SO GREAT AND THEY DO THAT SHIT??!!
The comments are safe we have
-cookies 🍪
-blankets
-hot Cheetos
-pets 🐕 🐈
Caleb Finn lover unhealthy-we are alL goNna die if there is no veggies or water-
Mushroom Mushroom,
Here
🍏🍎🍊🍐🍋🍉🍇🍓🍇🍈🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥝🍅🍆🥑🥦🥬🥒🌶🌽🥕🥔🍠💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧🥃🥛☕️🍵🥤🥤
YAY HOT CHEETOS :)
I'll take a cookie, 2 cheetos and a kitty plz
No water
Shane just says "Fuck no" i die of laughter
JJ301 sAME
JJ301 sAmE!! 😂😂
"It's been 6 years , BITCH, Where is it???? lmao I'll never watch teen awards again or vote thank you and you deserve a surf board.
that fucking alien trying to breathe was me when zayn left 1D
LMAO SAME
ME ME ME ME ME ME
HAHAHAHA!
AHAHAHA GURL SAME
Sameeeee
Shane : calling the alien terrifying
Me: awe so cute
The Baby alien trying to talk sounds like me trying to tell my crush how i feel about him 😂😂
Oh me too. Or me doing a presentation in class
Me too. Or me on a stage
Omg same
Me in actually in any general conversation 😂😂😂
Haha so true
I'm so happy you spoke the truth about Teen Choice awards. Not many youtubers are as real as you 💕
im pretty sure alot of them are fake...not just teen choice...
onision is
+Taehyungismine true, true
Fox really got their asses slap this year
+whitwhit87 Disney is fake as well
Tana said to come check out the TSwift conspiracy a few days ago and now Its like a daily ritual. I seriously can't stop watching these.
Same😹😹
Sameee i watched at least like 12 of them
Ikr
Yep, thanks for ruining my life with his vids Tana.
True I still love t-swift tho
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im hiding in the comments
And so are you
Eman the God no
Eman the God yes I’m
Eman the God Nope I'm seeing this after the video finished
THEY CHANGED IT AND NOW I STILL HAVE TO WATCH IT
yess
The baby alien is me on Monday and when the teacher hands me a test
And the guy in the background is my friends
@Breyer Forever0929 ME tho
Just try to calm down
Ok mood
Same
Slytherin! Love it 💚
The baby alien made me spit out my drink cause i was laughing so hard
OMG same
wake me up when trump loses the election
same and it creeped me the fuck out
HAHAHAA
Garr B. Shane Dawson is hoax
id rather listen to conspiracy theories instead of hoaxes because I like believing that some of this stuff may be real
Same
Did you just came from dans live stream bc i did
+Larry Stylinson me 2
+Larry Stylinson I missed it ;-;
+ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ :(
2016: Scary Alien Hoaxes
2019: *Let’s go to Area 51 bois*
"it's been six years bitch. where is it?"
Java Grace 😂
Shane: aliens are a hoax
Also Shane: PROOF THAT ALIENS REALLY EXIST
(Edit) why did this get so many likes ;-;
Sammy Keyboard they’re theories but I get you lol
Sammy Keyboard 😂
Area 51 xD that’s where it is aLiAn
W t f he can get as mine as he wonts
He didn’t say alien life itself is a hoax, there is so much proof that it’s real. But the aliens people supposedly have seen on Earth, with the big heads and big eyes, might be a hoax.
Why does the baby alien look like that kid that says "I SMELL LIKE BEEF!"?
I love that little girl! 😂😂
Aahhahahahaha
Title: alien hoaxes
Shane: *shows a band that crumbled*
9:12 When you trying to sneak out of the house but your mom sees you so you make a run for it
so accurate hahaha
so true
This made my day 😂
SNEAK TO THE FRIDGE ACTUALLY 😂
Your comment deserves a ton more likes! XD
9:33 can we just take a moment to realize how beautiful the sky is
xXNightcoreXx right
xXNightcoreXx omg yes
Wow. It really is
xXNightcoreXx is
xXNightcoreXx I know!!! ;0
8:56 Rip headphones user, especially me
Alan Dillon thanks for helping me turn down my volume , god bless
Alan Dillon OMFG I DIDNT REALIZE💀
I have no idea what they were filming there. So shaky.
Alan Dillon thanks for the warning ⚠️
Alan Dillon thanks for the warning
Shane’s surfboard is only 11 years late. It’s on the way.
12 🥺
13
SHANE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO CRYPTIDS!!!! LIKE BIGFOOT, LOCH NESS MONSTER, CHUPACABRA, JERSEY DEVIL, ETC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSS
yassss he should
Maybe not Jersey Devil, that's too unrealistic. But the other ones sound like they would be dank
Yesssssss
OMG YASSSSSS EVERYONE LIKE THIS
That alien baby...
IS ICONIC!!!
IKR GET HIM A CHANNEL
LMAO IKR
I was looking away then all THE SUDDEN HE STARTS DANCING
Iconic sister ☺️
Don't breathe like that it'll make you feel very strange 😂😂
Hey Shane, can you talk about the Marina Joyce situation?
Who's that?
+Danielle S look it up
Gracie Baeza If I felt like doing that I would have lol it's okay
+Danielle S Go to Scarce on UA-cam and look for the video that says her name and he explains what happened
+Lex Rutledge Thanks!
Sees "alien" running on roof:
Me: 😂😂OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE ME😂😂😂😂
😂WTF
Wtf same
*Plot twist: Shanes an alien*
*Holy shit I’m famous*
DON DON......DOOOOON
*coughs* I knew it
Samantha Smith is that how he knows about aliens?
I mean everyone knows about aliens but that much?
*exposed*
6:03 only his face glitched but not the background
U are right..
Omg yes !!
Ikr
Hold on I’ll chech
Omg u are right oh no
The tca producers must feel really bad rn because they were just exposed by one of the most viewed UA-camrs alive😂
right 😂😂
They are screwed royally
So many people will see this, I see COUNTLESS comments on random ass UA-cam videos, songs and news that Shane has brought them there.
i wont be surprised if tca wanted this vid to be taken down or edited so the tca part isnt in
Lol they're going to send someone after Shane
I just read your wikipedia article. I knew you were too cute to be a str8 boy. Nice to see a member of our community representing us so positively. Much love bro!
10:05 is me when there is new tea going around
Haha
we need to start a petition to get shane his surfboard
+the walking puns you get that at 10,000,000 subs
So he can burn it and make a video
yes
I agree!!
Ya we should start a hashtag on Twitter #getshanessurfboard
person: *sees the window*
alien: hi-
all of them: *starts screaming*
alien: :( i just wanted to say hi..
I'm going to save that alien when we Strom area 51
Chaotic weeb not funny didnt laugh
I wouldn't scream I would say hi back and greet them
Poor aliens
@@sophiabailey7440 holee chiz yassss
Me: clicks on an alien video
Shane: gets candle wax poured into his chest
Did anyone else not get scared of the alien baby trying to talk and instead thought I was funny I cracked up laughing
Just some dirty old Converse me I laughed so hard😂😂
I think I’m crazy but I thought the baby alien was cute
The funniest part is that it's a clip from an Aphex Twin music video, look up "Rubber Johnny"
people in 2016: wow aliens exist
people in 2019: ON SEPTEMBER 20TH WE WILL BREAK INTO AREA 51
21st***
Melody Maheral people in 2019: we will not break into Area 51!!! We will do a FESTIVAL
Melody Maheral people in 2019: we will not break into Area 51!!! We will do a FESTIVAL
My count is 335
duck I'm pretty sure it was September 20th
There should be a conspiracy theories about Gravity Falls
Gastón Garcia OH MY GOD YESS PLEASE
Gastón Garcia YESSSSSS
yaaaaaas
yessss was thinking this for a long time
omg yass 😍
This is a good time for Shane to comeback to doing theses🙇🏻♂️
THAT FUCKING ALIEN BABY THING SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME SABJIbvsjDIVHUSiFZDKKJ
Same people say that thing is cute
This is what the doctors said when I came out of my mom...
Ikr
Ano that was fucking mad
I honestly felt super bad for it
The heavens gate guy blinked once. ONCE.
Maisen West vuts
really because i counted 3 or 4
Keso Kwe two, at the start he blinked
Keso Kwe I counted and he blinked 5 times..?
3???
Dude the heaven's gate guy scared the shit out of me
I know right!
i had to skip past it lmao
+Brogs I couldn't watch the heavens gate I couldn't sleep 😔
He looked crazy
Yeah he barely even blinked
Shane: The Teen Choice Awards are fake
FBI: He knows too much, we gotta take him down
I LIVE FOR THESE VIDEOS
Me too
SAMEEEE
yassss
same
same!
THAT FUCKING BABY ALIEN SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
BRUH. I jumped when it popped up. 😂😱
I'm hiding in the comments looking for someone saying if it's a jumpscare or not, THANKS! cx
+SmileyGhost MEH TOO I NEED TO KNOW IF THERE WAS A JUMPSCARE
+SmileyGhost MEEEEE
IKR
Teacher: Lasseboss what is 49 + 33
*Me:* 10:11
Teacher: Just calm down
The answer is 82
😂😂 creased
Lasseboss 82
This is my favorite comment ever
Lol 😆
that baby alien really just said: heHeeeeeEEEHeeEEHHHeEEeeeeeee