thousands of years is barely anything for evolution as it tends to be slow. Secondly, to develop or improve you need selection and there wasn't enough pressure to root out the irregularities that by themselves couldn't significantly outweigh the already high survivability likelihood or so I think.
@@daytimevideos7271 I'm just saying that like human beans are pretty lit despite dumb shit like that. Imagine how epic we would be without that dumb shit?
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Human spines are the worst. As Doctor Bigelow from 'Louie' said about the human back: "It's an engineering problem. A misallocation. We were given a 'clothesline,' and we're using it as...a 'flagpole'."
@@nicomoist5336 The reason our spines are fucking dumb is because of the curves in it. Most quadrupedal animals have a strait spine and muscular system that helps keep their heads from flopping around like a limp noodle, but because we evolved from semi-quadrupedal into bipedal proto-humans our spines had to do some dumb shit in order to support or freakishly large heads in place of muscles and stay clear our birth canal. Namely, it had to curve, and you don't need a degree in physics and engineering to know that a support pillar with a bend in it is just waiting to collapse. And that's exactly what it eventually does. Evolution doesn't create the perfect organism, it creates the "good enough" organism.
Sam says "certain zoological circles" at 2:11 as if most people are aware of any potential societies that discuss these things. His humor is top-notch, man.
@@DagobahResident oh god. This could potentially drive all species to extinction because one day we might watch in horror as our bones might clip through our flesh and skin, violently oscillating and flinging everywhere dragging our ragdolled bodies, or that one day when all hell breaks loose with a new 47 GB evolution patch, all species would t-pose, rendering us unable to eat and drink, staring at each other, unable to open our mouths yet we can hear each other's screams, and then the earth's core would glitch out of the map and suddenly Earth crashes without logs, long before Bethesda even makes a proper patch
4:42 This actually reminds me of something similar. In the late 90s and early 2000s, we found feathered dinosaur skeletons from China called Scansoriopterygids. When we first found their skeletons, like the ones of Epidexipteryx, we just thought they had REALLY LONG fingers, like an Aye-Aye lemur (or that non context bat drawing). However, it turns out that, just like bats, they had leathery skin in between their fingers that also linked to their arms to become wings. Essentially, they were feathered dino bats before the existence of bats.
I accidently clicked off the video before pressing send... But I'm going to redo it because *that is fascinating.* The moment I saw "feathered dinosaur" I had to know. That's probably the craziest example of Convergent Evolution I've read. And proof that the Bat-Build is overpowered. For anyone who doesn't know; Convergent Evolution is the concept that animals tend to evolve into very similar things, despite them actually having no relation. Many "crabs" are just... species that evolved into a crab-like form. We're only "smart" monkeys because other apes don't walk upright. Because we do, it gave us essentially "extra space" for the brain. Which is why natural selection has made half of us suffer through a pain I cannot comprehend. I believe aliens of equal intelligence would look stunningly similar to us, mammalian or not.
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I like to imagine Sam is actually an amazing artist who just can’t be bothered to make too much effort into his animations, creating these masterpieces
As further evidence, in his video Animals of Ancient Rome. He literally shown off great shading and lighting of an elephant with depression in a cellar.
Okay, but HOW could you mention the bumps on chameleon skulls and NOT mention the fact that they GLOW?? Chameleon skeletons glow under black light. Also those bumps are called tubercles. Source: Children's librarian who did a kid science program on chameleons and researched extensively.
Turns out quite a number of animals glow under ultraviolet light, most of them reptiles, fish, and insects. Many flowering plants also have patterns on their flower petals which are only visible in UV light, which is visible to insects. Similarly, fish can see in the UV range and spot patterns on other fish which are invisible to the human eye.
It's been a year since this was uploaded, but fun fact: The Mandarin word for Penguin ("企鵝”) may mean Business Goose, but in Cantonese it can also be interpreted as Standing Goose.
that’s actually really interesting! as a mandarin chinese speaker, i can confirm that 企*鹅* is the actual word for penguin in mandarin, not 企*鵝,* which is definitely cantonese. edit: i goofed it, don’t listen to me
Once I see the human spine being described as: "Imagine a engineer make a excellent bridge. Then someone turned the estruture of this bridge into a skyscraper".
okay but also in doing that we freed our hands and left the trees so bad shoulders for hanging and climbing but we can throw shit like really hard and thats pretty cool (and not a skeleton thing but our noses are stupidly big though too more people should mention that)
Not a skeleton issue, but this reminded me of how the esophagus of a giant squid passes through its own damn brain. Think of swallowing something just too big and giving yourself brain damage
Fun fact, we already do this. There are a metric fuck ton of invertebrates in the fossil record that have zero living relatives, hell for the first few hundred million years of complex life (that we know of) everything was an invertebrate. We have to look at the little things we can like preserved hard parts a la squid beaks or shells, and even bite marks or things like burrows in the mud; sometimes we get one of these things that's been flattened and preserved so you can see soft tissue outlines, but half the time we don't know what to make of those either.
It seems like he's really good at it but makes his animation style as lazy as possible because it fits the theme more. Like look at the penguin and orca
The pelvic bone remnant of orcas (and of other cetaceans) is actually extremely useful as it serves as an attachment point for genital muscles. This means whales would've had a way harder time reproducing without that pelvis remnant, which is why it didn't completely disappear.
Tbh, the myth of the cyclops comes from ancient pople finding elephant skulls and making the same logical leap you did there. Similar thing with unicorns: they saw a rhino, maybe a skinny one, and made the only connection they knew, as in "a horse, as in on its four legs, with a horn"
@@derek7762 企 is to stand. 起 is to rise. I speculate that the name 企鵝 was probably given to penguins before Mandarin/Putonghua became the official language of China. I mean if you want to go deeper into it 企 also means to plan/scheme, but I don't think it would make sense to call them "scheming geese".
The Chinese language families use a lot of "creative" interpretations characters though don't they? Like they all started as a collection of smaller symbols that meant concrete things like "water" and "mountain" and they were combined and used to convey other concepts or just syllables. At least that is my western "I don't speak a Chinese language" understanding. So if that's correct, the same symbol could convey "standing" "scheming" and "conducting business" depending on context.
Is now a good time to mention that I once found an intact skeletal pair of legs 10ft up a tree? Assuming they were from a deer and had been dropped there by a hawk, and the tendons kept them together and upright. I have a picture somewhere, absolutely insane.
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i mean, octopi didnt really devolve a skeleton, molluscs never really had skeletons to begin with yknow now what they did devolve is a shell which is understandable because not being a little bitch is good
Foamy K well yeah that makes more sense. I thought since they had that “leftover” bone structure of the beak they might’ve had a few more bones before, but abandoned them all in search of being able to fit in small jars and whatnot.
Normal Educational History Channels on youtube: - Hitler & the Rise of Evil - Dunkirk - Documentary about how Italy would switch side again if WWIII happen Sam O'nella: - Animal skeletons - Dead bodies - Sausage Swiper - Horny Popes - How to gain weight - How to ride a unicycle
I did a report on the babirusa! for anyone wondering how it got named that, it's Indonesian for deer pig, not only for its antler like horns, but also because they can run as fast as a deer and usually have the same lifespan.
Not really THAT edgy, like it's mostly regular humor with some internet references. Maybe a darkish joke or a sex joke on every other vid but nothing too out there.
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I’ve watched all his videos 5 times over so I wouldn’t know, anyone can master the skill of sitting all day mindlessly watch Sam make ape nosies in one video and child harassment in the next, I’m sry if I sound cocky :/
We had to do a presentation in English, everyone assumed we had to choose something British as a topic. But that was never specified, so to take the piss out of my classmates, I chose the human foot. It was a 15 minute rant about feet and my teacher loved it. (Btw this was in a non English speaking country)
I've never looked into SCP much what's the deal with 682? I mean I read its entry and it felt like an 8th grader's fanfic but still, is it really such a meme?
Fun fact: There's a reason the orca skeleton reminded you of scp 682, that's because the image must commonly used for 682 is actually a beluga whale skeleton washed on shore covered in seaweed. P.S. Yeah, human skeletons are an absolute nightmare. Our feet and spine are designed so badly in the long term, do you know why old people are always hunched over? It's because certain bones in their spines have literally just broken due to all the stress standing upright has caused it over several decades. And about that head to pelvis size ratio, have you ever wondered why humans are born not being able to do sh*t for themselves while pretty much every other animal comes out already being able to walk? That's because are heads are so large that our bodies "solution" to not permanently crippling the mother is to just get them out of her early before the head is too big to push out without destroying her pelvis anymore and it's *STILL* one of the most painful experiences a human can have. Thanks evolution.
I would argue that it is to be expected that our skeletons aren’t suited to how long we live considering that we can only live this long thanks to science which advances faster than evolution.
we just live long as fuck because of science tbh. we should be dying at around 50-60 years, but our cells now last a lot longer because of modern medicine. so now the skeleton is like "fuck, do i really need to sustain this for 30-40 years more? brb gonna snap myself"
dude im absolutely terrified about giving birth because of that. like on the off chance that i do decide to have a baby, im NOT looking forward to carrying an extra lump of human sack on my stomach for nine months while walking up right, plus the whole birth giving part. like how am i supposed to push out a whole HUMAN from a hole that’s like the size of a coin????? this shit terrifies me
@@clairelili873 True, honestly, more like 30-40 years without any medicine or science or advancement of civilization, like, we'd have to go out and scavenge for food each and every day, that's a lot more walking considering the human's solution to not being as fast is that we literally just chace the animals until they get tired. Also, disease, mouth rot and a bunch of other problems and health complications like cancer and sun burn. Oh wow, your appendix just bursted? Well I guess your just going to be in incredible pain for a while until you die. Btw, another fun fact, did you know there are enough bones in the human body to form an entire *sKeLeToN?*
Don’t forget the nightmare of teeth lurking inside the jawbones of human babies. Both your baby teeth and adult teeth are wedged inside your jaw and skull bones, waiting to erupt out the flesh of your mouth. Afterward, your skull just kinda grows in to replace tje empty space, which is why some parts of humans skull near the mouth are a bit nobbly and uneven instead of smooth.
Sam really ranked humans who experience slight back pain (a symptom of poor posture not the fault of the skeleton) as having a worse skeleton than a creature who literally grows its teeth so long it kills itself
@@marshythemarshmellow5572 I just realised and was about to comment how whole 30 min to 1hr book chapters get released at that interval. But since it's 1 month and not 2, it's not exactly true. But you'd think that for a ~4 wk interval you would get at least 10 mins of content most of the time.
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3:15 fun fact SCP-682's image was pirated from a Russian website and was originally a whale skeleton found washed up on a beach in advanced stages of decay that Dr. Gears just cropped the watermark off of. So that's why whales look like the hard to destroy reptile. Because it isn't a reptile. Also speaking of scp fingerboy reminds me of what 4666 would look like Edit: 682's image was updated
@@CallMeHector in case you don't know, scp foundation is a fake online organization where people can create fake "SCP's" and share them on the site. There are thousands of them and its pretty fun to dive into :) And yeah SCP-682 is a famous one, anytime another story has something that seems like it can kill anything they pull out SCP-682 and show that its not
Fun fact about the Dwarf Elephant skull, there was a once renowned paleontologist (Othenio Abel, just like Heisenberg, his work is still quite credible but he is rightfully hated as an individual, google why) who theorized that the cyclops myth originates from the Greeks finding the fossils of Dwarf Elephants, which as it happens can be found in caverns in Greece. Remember that complete fossils are actually quite rare, and a lot of the time they're assembled from parts. Naturally, if you assemble a skeleton wrong, you can get a quite different looking animal. Or potentially the Greeks could've found solitary skulls for some reason. This is actually still considered the most dominant theory as to where the cyclops myth originated from. So yes, it is technically a cyclops skull.
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Todderina What’s even more terrifying is that whales actually can’t stay on land for too long. Their own weight crushes them. And if the corpse stays long enough in the sun, it explodes. It’s killed someone before.
Also, despite the "killer whale" in it's name, Orcas are actually dolphins, not whales. And yeah, walking blue whales would be terrifying. EDIT: So, it turns out my initial comment is both right and wrong. Yes the Orcas are a member of the delphinoidea family, that is correct. Delphinoidea family is a suborder of the Odontoceti order. Odontoceti is a member of the Cetacean infraorder. Now, Odontoceti order (formal) is commonly known as toothed whales order (informal). So does that mean that all dolphins are whales? Technically yes, all dolphins are toothed whales (not the same as baleen whales, for example the Blue Whale). So what makes a dolphin a dolphin, and a whale a whale. It turns out that the term "whale", is an informal term, used to describe all members of the Cetacean infraorder, excluding dolphins and porpoises. "Dolphin", on the other hand, also an informal term, refers to the Delphinidae, Platanistidae, Iniidae and Pontoporiidae families. But how can dolphins belong to the toothed whale order, while not being whales themselves? Is a large member of the Delphinidae family (Orcas) a whale or a dophin? What about the beluga whales, which are small whales, which belong to a Delphinidae subfamily called Monodontidae? Why are they whales and not dolphins? So, to avoid confusion, keep in mind that the terms "whale" and "dolphin" are totally wrong. That's where this confusion is all about. If you want to be technically correct just refer to everything as "cetaceans". The terms "whale" and "dolphin" do not appear in the formal taxonomy.
"yea so theres this massive freaking introvert that screams and claws when someone notices his face, lets just NOT lock the door to his room" seriously just keep him in a cage, pour concrete in the room and boom! trapped for a big while, until we have cheap spaceflight and can dump him on the sun
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I knew someone in secondary school who's nickname was Goose, and I asked about it, and apparently it was because their friends thought the way they walked looked like a penguin, and it was a reference to this exact video lmao
Imagine you just walking through the jungle on a peaceful night and just see a fingerboy sprinting towards you
SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
who in the world just casually walks through a JUNGLE
@@hanburbger7782 omywamu
Shinderu
hahaha omg
IT WANTS YOUR DREAMS
Imagine your species developing their bones for thousands of years to adapt to the environment just to get put in the top 10 worst skeletons.
thousands of years is barely anything for evolution as it tends to be slow.
Secondly, to develop or improve you need selection and there wasn't enough pressure to root out the irregularities that by themselves couldn't significantly outweigh the already high survivability likelihood or so I think.
@@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998 ok boomer
Bruh moment.
@@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998 Technically, many thousands put together will make a billion years.
And, r/imverysmart
@@yashika9744 technically that would no longer count as "our species". We are homosapiens.
Imagine not having a skeleton at all and also being burned alive in direct sunlight. Yup, that's the life of a worm
Good thing I always Squasch them before that becomes amd issue
*_Wow slow down Chad_*
That’s why worms have to go into dirt so they won’t die
To be clear, its my understanding its not light itself that kills them but rather drying out.
@@Ryodraco i think what kills them is dying
This man disses orcas for only having a speck of legs and pelvis but we have a speck of a tail
And we’re also at number 1 on the list
And it hurts like hell whenever it gets donked slightly hard
@@australiananarchist480 that’s for other reasons
@@screm1471 correct
@@daytimevideos7271 I'm just saying that like human beans are pretty lit despite dumb shit like that. Imagine how epic we would be without that dumb shit?
What if when penguins fully extend their legs they're like 8 feet tall
Inverted PP and they become thinner so they become a stork
There is actually an extinct species of penguins that were around 5 feet all
"Ha short bitch" (penguin starts EXTENDING ITS FUCKING KNEES)
Planet dolen
Ehhhhh?
That would be a scary world I would also wanna live in
"Next is the Orca, otherwise known as the Killer Whale, the Panda Torpedo or the SeaWorld Slave."
Planet Earth got nothing on this narration
5:25
Imagine this with Plizzanet Earth...
You can't beat that fact.
I like how he says that orcas are whales when they're actually dolphins lol
BadWolf911 dolphins are considered whales as well.
The way Sam managed to make the "why the long face" joke during the anteater without even chuckling is pretty crazy
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Other mammals: *Trying to survive*
Babirusa: Suicide is badass!
Yes
Babirusa 1: This is a suicide mission
Babirusa 2: Ok
Sometimes the horns don't grow into the head but actually curl up into a badass battle helmet of sorts!
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Very good very god hen
@ludwig
'Today is the day to make a name for myself honk'
This is the premise of untitled goose game.
Just beat the game and cannot agree more
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Human spines are the worst. As Doctor Bigelow from 'Louie' said about the human back:
"It's an engineering problem. A misallocation. We were given a 'clothesline,' and we're using it as...a 'flagpole'."
@@devin327432472our first primate ancestor mostly used their fists to go around
I know. We should go back to being quadropeds!
True enough, but if we had absolutely straight backs we'd have other problems to worry about...
@@brandonchan5387 do inform me please
@@nicomoist5336 The reason our spines are fucking dumb is because of the curves in it. Most quadrupedal animals have a strait spine and muscular system that helps keep their heads from flopping around like a limp noodle, but because we evolved from semi-quadrupedal into bipedal proto-humans our spines had to do some dumb shit in order to support or freakishly large heads in place of muscles and stay clear our birth canal.
Namely, it had to curve, and you don't need a degree in physics and engineering to know that a support pillar with a bend in it is just waiting to collapse. And that's exactly what it eventually does.
Evolution doesn't create the perfect organism, it creates the "good enough" organism.
Sam says "certain zoological circles" at 2:11 as if most people are aware of any potential societies that discuss these things. His humor is top-notch, man.
What do he mean?
What do he mean?
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What
When i feel bad i just came here and watch the "fingerboy" part and then, i'm happy again
Aw...sweet
Fingerboy is real, you just never see him
@@yrdasellsavon5765 my sleep paralysis demon is gonna love this
The Gilbert Family he is your sleep paralysis demon, always has been
ur pfp says otherwise
Scientists: it is possible to make real life cat girls, but we lack funding
What we will probably get: *5:51*
Lol
I'll take it
@Slak Kap lmao the nun ep
@@lilyk3734 not frickable ngl
@@lilyk3734 lllol
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Evolution in a nutshell
"It's not a bug it's a feature"
In the words of Joel from Vinesauce, IT'S A FEATURE.
So Bethesda got put in charge of evolution?
God help us...
@@DagobahResident oh god. This could potentially drive all species to extinction because one day we might watch in horror as our bones might clip through our flesh and skin, violently oscillating and flinging everywhere dragging our ragdolled bodies, or that one day when all hell breaks loose with a new 47 GB evolution patch, all species would t-pose, rendering us unable to eat and drink, staring at each other, unable to open our mouths yet we can hear each other's screams, and then the earth's core would glitch out of the map and suddenly Earth crashes without logs, long before Bethesda even makes a proper patch
But... ...”It just works!”
It just works 🤷🏻♀️
4:42 This actually reminds me of something similar. In the late 90s and early 2000s, we found feathered dinosaur skeletons from China called Scansoriopterygids. When we first found their skeletons, like the ones of Epidexipteryx, we just thought they had REALLY LONG fingers, like an Aye-Aye lemur (or that non context bat drawing). However, it turns out that, just like bats, they had leathery skin in between their fingers that also linked to their arms to become wings. Essentially, they were feathered dino bats before the existence of bats.
I accidently clicked off the video before pressing send... But I'm going to redo it because *that is fascinating.* The moment I saw "feathered dinosaur" I had to know. That's probably the craziest example of Convergent Evolution I've read. And proof that the Bat-Build is overpowered.
For anyone who doesn't know; Convergent Evolution is the concept that animals tend to evolve into very similar things, despite them actually having no relation. Many "crabs" are just... species that evolved into a crab-like form.
We're only "smart" monkeys because other apes don't walk upright. Because we do, it gave us essentially "extra space" for the brain. Which is why natural selection has made half of us suffer through a pain I cannot comprehend.
I believe aliens of equal intelligence would look stunningly similar to us, mammalian or not.
We? Royal we? Or did you help
I took a line from Penelope von schweets
The royal we part
Elephant skulls are why the Greeks thought cyclops exist.
This could be completely accurate
Or are Elephants just Cyclopes in disguise?
@Jackie Tearie hes a troll don't worry about him
@阿斯蒂芬的；覅啦都送牌覅和奥德赛；发货阿里；送到附近；阿里山扩大发货啊；数量大幅恐慌阿斯兰的；副科级阿斯兰的；副科级啊是的看法了解卡洛斯附近；啊顺利打开附件阿斯兰的；开发联发科加啊四；豆腐块叫阿斯蒂芬；咯卡视角的分厘卡电视机发；lads看风景；阿里山的咖啡机；啊撒旦立刻反击；啊顺利打开附件；啊撒旦立刻反击啊；谁的离开房间阿斯顿；弗兰克急啊但是；分厘卡是；锻炼腹肌阿三；来对付恐惧；啊顺利打开附件啊；顺利打开附件阿斯顿；封口令家啊大师傅立刻吉阿达是否；绿卡决定是否；啦扩大解放；啊顺利打开附件啊；谁的离开房间啊；是的风口浪尖阿三；灯笼裤飞机啊；商量对付恐惧啊；顺利打开附件啊收到了；看风景；啊离开的飞机；lads会计法；道路喀什减肥阿克苏的法律；啊是独立访客绝对是就阿喀琉斯的； 发了看到就撒娇考试的浪费； 来的恺撒奖是大款废了；地方恺撒奖扫地机宽幅来；独立声卡技术的jfk到了；阿联肯定是凤姐角度看撒了；但是分厘卡flk基督教撒开了；阿斯蒂芬就放假啊圣诞快乐发ja；受到法律空间asd；发链接阿斯蒂芬了；叫阿斯蒂芬；恋爱时代恋爱时代sdfj；哦爱上对方哦啊但似乎佛爬山发货跑速度发货i；啊哦司法还跑额我付给啊额是废话奥额ufhoa；额我覅和；阿瑟飞机；哦啊欸发货很很aewfiph'aefja；sfjl；asdkfj；alsdkfj；lasdjflkadsjfhaiosufgpaoweifhpoah I'm 90% sure I'm not black. and you're probably referring to Persians. And most ancient Greeks were really tanned.
@阿斯蒂芬的；覅啦都送牌覅和奥德赛；发货阿里；送到附近；阿里山扩大发货啊；数量大幅恐慌阿斯兰的；副科级阿斯兰的；副科级啊是的看法了解卡洛斯附近；啊顺利打开附件阿斯兰的；开发联发科加啊四；豆腐块叫阿斯蒂芬；咯卡视角的分厘卡电视机发；lads看风景；阿里山的咖啡机；啊撒旦立刻反击；啊顺利打开附件；啊撒旦立刻反击啊；谁的离开房间阿斯顿；弗兰克急啊但是；分厘卡是；锻炼腹肌阿三；来对付恐惧；啊顺利打开附件啊；顺利打开附件阿斯顿；封口令家啊大师傅立刻吉阿达是否；绿卡决定是否；啦扩大解放；啊顺利打开附件啊；谁的离开房间啊；是的风口浪尖阿三；灯笼裤飞机啊；商量对付恐惧啊；顺利打开附件啊收到了；看风景；啊离开的飞机；lads会计法；道路喀什减肥阿克苏的法律；啊是独立访客绝对是就阿喀琉斯的； 发了看到就撒娇考试的浪费； 来的恺撒奖是大款废了；地方恺撒奖扫地机宽幅来；独立声卡技术的jfk到了；阿联肯定是凤姐角度看撒了；但是分厘卡flk基督教撒开了；阿斯蒂芬就放假啊圣诞快乐发ja；受到法律空间asd；发链接阿斯蒂芬了；叫阿斯蒂芬；恋爱时代恋爱时代sdfj；哦爱上对方哦啊但似乎佛爬山发货跑速度发货i；啊哦司法还跑额我付给啊额是废话奥额ufhoa；额我覅和；阿瑟飞机；哦啊欸发货很很aewfiph'aefja；sfjl；asdkfj；alsdkfj；lasdjflkadsjfhaiosufgpaoweifhpoah 🙂
"Small head, wide hips, shhhwwwoooo... mazel tov" - Wise Boi (2019)
That part temporarily gave me lowerback/pelvis pain
LTrain 45
**SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK**
@@-_-moodymel8408thanks a lot, walking upright...
I like to imagine Sam is actually an amazing artist who just can’t be bothered to make too much effort into his animations, creating these masterpieces
As further evidence, in his video Animals of Ancient Rome. He literally shown off great shading and lighting of an elephant with depression in a cellar.
@@phoenixrising8294 video?
@@chonacastillo4777 the guy literally said Animals of Ancient Rome
@@duckhugger7692 im too lazy to type that
@@chonacastillo4777 um...okey
Okay, but HOW could you mention the bumps on chameleon skulls and NOT mention the fact that they GLOW?? Chameleon skeletons glow under black light. Also those bumps are called tubercles. Source: Children's librarian who did a kid science program on chameleons and researched extensively.
Can chameleons see in the UV spectrum so that this actually does something or is it just a weird random superpower?
@@Darksaber268 LOL yes they can see it, I believe they can identify each other in low light with that superpower.
Turns out quite a number of animals glow under ultraviolet light, most of them reptiles, fish, and insects. Many flowering plants also have patterns on their flower petals which are only visible in UV light, which is visible to insects. Similarly, fish can see in the UV range and spot patterns on other fish which are invisible to the human eye.
"GeneCo: Because it's what's on the inside that counts."
Laeiryn 😂
Repo genetic opera?
Y e s
Also geneco:MAKE THE PUFFER FISH SKELETONS WITH LAYERS
Nice fuckin reference
It's been a year since this was uploaded, but fun fact:
The Mandarin word for Penguin ("企鵝”) may mean Business Goose, but in Cantonese it can also be interpreted as Standing Goose.
that’s actually really interesting! as a mandarin chinese speaker, i can confirm that 企*鹅* is the actual word for penguin in mandarin, not 企*鵝,* which is definitely cantonese.
edit: i goofed it, don’t listen to me
@@feef1699 鹅and鵝is the same word, 鹅is just the simplified version of 鵝
B u i s n e s s G o o s e
Does this imply that other geese can't stand?
You mean a Penguins have stands like in Jojo’s BA?! GAGH THEY’RE EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN I THOUGHT!?!
Once I see the human spine being described as: "Imagine a engineer make a excellent bridge. Then someone turned the estruture of this bridge into a skyscraper".
sounds like a engineer to me tho ngl
okay but also in doing that we freed our hands and left the trees so bad shoulders for hanging and climbing but we can throw shit like really hard and thats pretty cool (and not a skeleton thing but our noses are stupidly big though too more people should mention that)
@@JubioHDX yeah but that's dumb we should've just stayed in the trees
@@adora_was_taken yea but throwing shit rlly hard was an awesome buff ngl. It was better
Wait what about the sunfish
Not a skeleton issue, but this reminded me of how the esophagus of a giant squid passes through its own damn brain. Think of swallowing something just too big and giving yourself brain damage
HAhahah shit, that was great!
Next on Sam O'Nella Academy: weird animal esophaguses (esophagi?)
drain bamage
@@sam08g16 Leatherback sea turtle wins.
Ok hold up
id love to see paleontologists of the future trying to figure out an animal from an octopus
bru they wont got shit to work with
Animals with no bones don’t fossilize well.
Fun fact, we already do this. There are a metric fuck ton of invertebrates in the fossil record that have zero living relatives, hell for the first few hundred million years of complex life (that we know of) everything was an invertebrate. We have to look at the little things we can like preserved hard parts a la squid beaks or shells, and even bite marks or things like burrows in the mud; sometimes we get one of these things that's been flattened and preserved so you can see soft tissue outlines, but half the time we don't know what to make of those either.
I feel like Sam knows how to draw super well but purposefully makes his animations look disturbing
Its easy to see actualy
Nah i think he just doesn t give a damn about his drawing
And it s funny
It seems like he's really good at it but makes his animation style as lazy as possible because it fits the theme more. Like look at the penguin and orca
It fits though
You are probably right
I propose “Fringer boy” as a being an SCP
He already is scp-096
W Lam oh shit, Sam killed us
Oh no
OH GOD OH NO OH wait what am i hearing?
**screaming in the background**
OH GOD OH NO OH SH--
I DONT KNOW JUST RUN
The pelvic bone remnant of orcas (and of other cetaceans) is actually extremely useful as it serves as an attachment point for genital muscles. This means whales would've had a way harder time reproducing without that pelvis remnant, which is why it didn't completely disappear.
It doesn't excuse SCP-682 though
Pretty cool to know
Fuck bone
The bone bone
the funny-bone
Tbh, the myth of the cyclops comes from ancient pople finding elephant skulls and making the same logical leap you did there. Similar thing with unicorns: they saw a rhino, maybe a skinny one, and made the only connection they knew, as in "a horse, as in on its four legs, with a horn"
The mention of cyclops was clearly an intentional reference the myth.
I will never forget this man saying “hey kids”
Maybe when he says "hey kids" he is actually talking to the kids stored in his baseme-
@@dylanburgess7404 well that just killed my liking for that 🙃
@@Thebeaver-px1gc just a theory
@@dylanburgess7404 A food theory!
@@Tonithemeloni04 oh!
Fun fact: the Ancient Greek mythological creature ‘Cyclops’ was based on the skulls of dwarf elephants.
This is Sam O'Nella. He probably knows.
No it was a cyclops! Dont believe these government lies(
Yeah, that was the joke.
naw, the dwarf elephant was based on the cyclops
More of a fun THEORY than a fact, there's really no evidence to support it.
Seal: Chases penguin*
Penguin: stretches his knees to run*
Seal: *screaming instensifies*
Takes off wings beats then up with their real hands
@Boe Jiden *really scared but also really confused screaming intensifies*
@John Barber make a better joke
I upvoted this comment because it was at 999 and I needed to make it 1k because I'm obsessive compulsive.
@John Barber you said lame so make a better version of whatever you called lame come on I’ll give you a week
This man pointing out the obvious op and over rated scp 682 was like pure happiness to me
He know has a true form ala darkseid
Trivia: "Babirusa" literally translates as "Pig-deer".
Imagine naming an elephant "rock-horse". That's how the babirusa do.
im from indonesia and i can say thats true their name are weird
hippopotamus is “river-horse” in greek
Actually in Chinese penguin 企鵝 translates better as "standing goose" which is funny cause they really should be called "squatting goose"
?????? are you talking about 起？it sounds the same as 企 but its not the same。
@@derek7762 No, I'm talking about 企 in Cantonese, like 企起身, which means to stand up.
@@derek7762 企 is to stand. 起 is to rise. I speculate that the name 企鵝 was probably given to penguins before Mandarin/Putonghua became the official language of China. I mean if you want to go deeper into it 企 also means to plan/scheme, but I don't think it would make sense to call them "scheming geese".
Business goose sounds better
The Chinese language families use a lot of "creative" interpretations characters though don't they?
Like they all started as a collection of smaller symbols that meant concrete things like "water" and "mountain" and they were combined and used to convey other concepts or just syllables. At least that is my western "I don't speak a Chinese language" understanding.
So if that's correct, the same symbol could convey "standing" "scheming" and "conducting business" depending on context.
I will walk on all fours 24/7 to avoid chronic backpain. Fear me mortals.
have mercy on us glorious overlord
NONEXISTENT MOTHER OF JESUS PLEASE SPARE US ALL YOUR MIGHTINESS
Is it possible to learn this power?
Officially call me in fear! That is the ultimate power move.
@@GEORGEMEISTERFTW not from a jedi
Is now a good time to mention that I once found an intact skeletal pair of legs 10ft up a tree?
Assuming they were from a deer and had been dropped there by a hawk, and the tendons kept them together and upright.
I have a picture somewhere, absolutely insane.
Jesus that would scare me
yo share the pic that sounds sick af
I have a deer spine that I found in a tree!
The “dwarf elephant” is actually a ravager from Minecraft
Ah yes, a man of culture I see
Ohh, im so dumb, i never knew lmaoo
Deep Hrrrng noises
Hmm yes we all have the balls of Minecraft to say it
@@jonathaneymann2587 you mean the cubes?
Don’t you dare disrespect the bones.
This comment was sponsored by the Calcium Society.
Magnesium
Sans and papyrus fangirls*
You must always respect Calcium.
You do not want a Helvetica scenario.
You sure are strong but we are stronger
-Coca Cola Gang
We are called the Lactose Gang. Get out you fraud.
Honorable mention: pug skull. Thought for sure that would be on the list somewhere.
weirddd
Trueee
Indeed
That thing belongs in hell...
Same
0:21 him giving the bacteria a skeleton is a crime against humanity.
But can we talk about how long he made the alligators legs 😂 3:49
XDD
He made the feet fucking human!!!!!!!!!!!
And its teeth... *shudders*
Oh fuck
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
Normies: Scp 096
People who graduated from Sam O’Neal academy: Finger Boy
Sam O'Neal is my favourite Irish actor from Jurassic Park.
lol
Same thouth
Stop sean
Sir, it’s Sam O’nella
Sam: did you fit into a jar?
Octopus: yes.
Sam: what did it cost?
Octopus: *_everything_*
i mean, octopi didnt really devolve a skeleton, molluscs never really had skeletons to begin with yknow
now what they did devolve is a shell which is understandable because not being a little bitch is good
Foamy K well yeah that makes more sense. I thought since they had that “leftover” bone structure of the beak they might’ve had a few more bones before, but abandoned them all in search of being able to fit in small jars and whatnot.
5:53 this human cat hybrid I found on the tabloid site 😂😂😂😂
And of course.. the mermaid.
“If humans didn’t have bones we would be like fish... with no bones” -my friend
DONT READ MY DESCRIPTION
@@dontreadmydescription4473 ok
Bruh you gotta denounce the devils lettuce.
@@dontreadmydescription4473 ok
@@dontreadmydescription4473 k
6:35 had me dying. For most animals, giving birth, not a big deal. Small heads, wide hips, *whistle* Mazel tov
Trueeeee
most satisfying whistle ever
"But check out the big brain on...
Brad?"
the even funnier part comes right afterward
Mazel tov cocktails are way better than the ones Molotov makes 😩🎉🥳
Normal Educational History Channels on youtube:
- Hitler & the Rise of Evil
- Dunkirk
- Documentary about how Italy would switch side again if WWIII happen
Sam O'nella:
- Animal skeletons
- Dead bodies
- Sausage Swiper
- Horny Popes
- How to gain weight
- How to ride a unicycle
Sam O' Nella is better than History Channel
I'd like to know how to ride a unicycle and juggle 3 bowling balls
How to ride a unicycle remains one of his best videos, in my opinion
Evolution isn't real.
Objective improvement.
I did a report on the babirusa! for anyone wondering how it got named that, it's Indonesian for deer pig, not only for its antler like horns, but also because they can run as fast as a deer and usually have the same lifespan.
I never want to graduate from Sam O'nella Academy.
I dont want to get off Mr. Sam O'nellas Wild Ride.
Heretic
i wanna
@@soyya_jcs you have to leave if you graduate
@@elisnystrom2068 thats why i aint going to try to do the tasks right :D
*raises hand*
Yeah I have a question...
*_WHERE WERE YOU?_*
If I had to guess probably some hellish nether world consisting of nothing but random obscure facts and pop-culture references
U right
Everyone is always asking where was Sam? But now one is asking how was Sam?
@@the_nerd5976 The inernet?
What the flying fuck is the inernet
shoutout to skillshare for having the balls and sponsoring edgy humor.
And shout out to Sam for being able to weave his sponsorships into his videos in a funny and not boring way
they'll sponsor any kind of education!( i think)
This isn’t edgy...
Not really THAT edgy, like it's mostly regular humor with some internet references. Maybe a darkish joke or a sex joke on every other vid but nothing too out there.
@@Igelme I would called it mental problem humor because some of the scenario and humor he throw at us are just plain random and mental.
Rewatching Sam O'Nella videos because there's no new uploads?
Me too, me too.
Good news
End of the video: "I'm Samonella and Im still scared of swine flu"
2020: *coughs nervously*
I thought it was a burp xD
I read this comment right at the end of the video, coincidences keep happening to me.
Swine flu is still in my country like wtf
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When the among us😳
That burp on the end was so sudden and loud my heart jumped
Lmao I had a heart attack and I knew it was coming
I’ve watched all his videos 5 times over so I wouldn’t know, anyone can master the skill of sitting all day mindlessly watch Sam make ape nosies in one video and child harassment in the next, I’m sry if I sound cocky :/
As soon as I saw the thumbnail, I was hoping for a pug, seeing as how deformed their skulls are
He made a video about genetically screwed dogs.
@Matthew Galliford agreed
They are not a product of evolution tho
Incest does wonders
Super sad how humans actually were responsible for that
I like the idea of a baby tumbling out of a mothers womb and the doctor just apathetically says “Mazel Tov”
Sam O'Nella never address himself as humans or one of us.
And then i remembered the Halloween video
To this day, that hellish creature still gives me nightmares
link captain?
Yeah what video?
Kroncus he made video for Halloween idk if it’s on his second channel tho
Whom'st video sample?
We had to do a presentation in English, everyone assumed we had to choose something British as a topic. But that was never specified, so to take the piss out of my classmates, I chose the human foot. It was a 15 minute rant about feet and my teacher loved it. (Btw this was in a non English speaking country)
Lmfao yes
genius
Give me the feet pics
The road to feet fetish
R/ThatHappened
Props for skillshare giving our edgy animators a chance (,:
They're like his main sponsor it seems. Kinda cool if you ask me
Real recognize real
What is ur favorite scp
8:01 His burp at the end is so damn funny!!! 😂
SCP - 682 looking at a human skeleton, "They were... disgusting"
Lmao
*bored groan*
Oh jesus
I've never looked into SCP much what's the deal with 682? I mean I read its entry and it felt like an 8th grader's fanfic but still, is it really such a meme?
@@ZlatkoTheGod Its the good ol immortal giant lizard that hates almost everything that breaths
"... Small head, big pelvis: woop! Mazeltov."
This one line gets me every time I hear it
fun fact: mazel tov, or as it's written and spoken mazal tov (מזל טוב) means "congratulations" in hebrew.
Fun fact: There's a reason the orca skeleton reminded you of scp 682, that's because the image must commonly used for 682 is actually a beluga whale skeleton washed on shore covered in seaweed.
P.S. Yeah, human skeletons are an absolute nightmare. Our feet and spine are designed so badly in the long term, do you know why old people are always hunched over? It's because certain bones in their spines have literally just broken due to all the stress standing upright has caused it over several decades. And about that head to pelvis size ratio, have you ever wondered why humans are born not being able to do sh*t for themselves while pretty much every other animal comes out already being able to walk? That's because are heads are so large that our bodies "solution" to not permanently crippling the mother is to just get them out of her early before the head is too big to push out without destroying her pelvis anymore and it's *STILL* one of the most painful experiences a human can have. Thanks evolution.
I would argue that it is to be expected that our skeletons aren’t suited to how long we live considering that we can only live this long thanks to science which advances faster than evolution.
we just live long as fuck because of science tbh. we should be dying at around 50-60 years, but our cells now last a lot longer because of modern medicine.
so now the skeleton is like "fuck, do i really need to sustain this for 30-40 years more? brb gonna snap myself"
dude im absolutely terrified about giving birth because of that. like on the off chance that i do decide to have a baby, im NOT looking forward to carrying an extra lump of human sack on my stomach for nine months while walking up right, plus the whole birth giving part. like how am i supposed to push out a whole HUMAN from a hole that’s like the size of a coin????? this shit terrifies me
@@Adam-vd6zd That is true.
@@clairelili873 True, honestly, more like 30-40 years without any medicine or science or advancement of civilization, like, we'd have to go out and scavenge for food each and every day, that's a lot more walking considering the human's solution to not being as fast is that we literally just chace the animals until they get tired. Also, disease, mouth rot and a bunch of other problems and health complications like cancer and sun burn. Oh wow, your appendix just bursted? Well I guess your just going to be in incredible pain for a while until you die.
Btw, another fun fact, did you know there are enough bones in the human body to form an entire *sKeLeToN?*
Don’t forget the nightmare of teeth lurking inside the jawbones of human babies. Both your baby teeth and adult teeth are wedged inside your jaw and skull bones, waiting to erupt out the flesh of your mouth. Afterward, your skull just kinda grows in to replace tje empty space, which is why some parts of humans skull near the mouth are a bit nobbly and uneven instead of smooth.
Me: clicks on video after not seeing it for awhile
“F i n g e r b o y”
Me: “perfection”
Me too, had to hold my laugh until he actually said it
I nearly choked laughing so hard honestly
It looks like an scp
Same i just typed in sam o'nella fingerboy cause i forgot the name
SCP-682 is actually the photo of a decomposing beluga whale.
Huh?. Learn something new everyday. Thanks
Lies. It is a picture of SCP-682. Open your eyes to the truth.
No, the picture of SCP-682 is a picture of SCP-682 you pinecone
@MÖTH OF THE LÄMP CLASS A BOIS
I was going to comment this, thanks for realeaving my burdens
“Next is the Orca... otherwise known as Panda Torpedo” lmaooo
Trapjudas “ or the seaworld slave “ Lmao
S e a w o r l d s l a v e
Random fun fact: orcas are dolphins, not whales.
@@movietimeateds69 They’re whales alright
Sea world slave
Sam really ranked humans who experience slight back pain (a symptom of poor posture not the fault of the skeleton) as having a worse skeleton than a creature who literally grows its teeth so long it kills itself
2 months of unlimited Skillshare?
*that'll see me through until the next Sam O'Nella video*
Who are you kidding, it'll be more than 2 months
He posts once every month on the last day of the month
@@marshythemarshmellow5572 I just realised and was about to comment how whole 30 min to 1hr book chapters get released at that interval. But since it's 1 month and not 2, it's not exactly true. But you'd think that for a ~4 wk interval you would get at least 10 mins of content most of the time.
Laughs in over a year
Little did William know is that his sugar daddy will seemingly disappear a year later.
2:40
“SeaWorld Slave”
As an orca enthusiast this gets a big ol oof from me.
Well he is right
You aren’t a real orca enthusiast.
You haven’t made one pregnant.
@@greenmovie13 yes police this comment right here
shut
Greenmovie13 GD r/cursedcomments
Orca: *exists*
Sam: sCp-682 hAs bREaChEd cOnTAInmEnT
Mobile task force designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility.
Nuclear warhead detenatedin 1 minutes
joao Dead meme
Scp-682 was acctualy an beluga whale sceleton
I need all personal at gate B
As someone who has a phobia of animal skeletons, you really made me sit at the edge of my seat!
What kind of goofy ahh phobia
you have an animal skeleton inside of u rn
@TNTmiggs theres a phobia for everything honestly this is one of the more reasonable ones ive seen
SCP-682 is actually a beluga whale which does have a similar skull.
ur mum's a beluga whale
No u
No, that’s just your sister. False alarm.
Reaper The Indoraptor wait can’t he change his body’s into what ever he wants
I thought it was Baird's beaked whale?
That chameleon's tail is litterally just the Zerg logo. That chameleon can sue blizzard for copyright Infringement.
“That chameleons”
The Zerg did not have that logo until StarCraft II so...
Yeah blizzard is still infringing.
@@DaviusMelleisiusFelix I Sir Granduer request that you may change your "profile" picture therefore your request would not be valid. There are many grammatical and spelling errors thou this is the database in the category known as social media, as this reason means that the errors do not mean anything. As many people might not have a great memory of English as it might not be there first language thou they are still learning.
@@DaviusMelleisiusFelix did it
@@pinkablink9488 I meant chameleon's meaning belonging to the chameleon.
This is why wide hips are seen as attractive. To allow safer birth.
And more nutrients for baby in womb
Scientific THICCNESS
Being fat has nothing to do with the skeleton.
@@TomsBackyardWorkshop but thicc hips do
No...stop
This hits different after having a kid and watching it again.
The punching sound effect of the baby, LOL that got me good
SAME I nearly died laughing because I wasn't expecting it.
It’s 2019 and LOL is somehow still a thing.
Sam why tf is the baby animated going BACK INTO THE HIPS.
It's not done yet.
@@thehomeofsexual3154 not back in.
@@gavinmagness9009 lmfao.
Reasons?
likira111 good question. 😆
‘Sea world slave’
I LAUGHED SO HARD AND THEN I FELT DEPRESSED
Hahahahaha man I knooooowww X"D
Good
Not as good as Panda torpedo
Well.. kinda same but i was already depressed when i laughed
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
1:32 Ah whatever its a feature now😂😂😂
Every software developer can relate to that😅
Sam : *references 682*
Every SCP fan in a 60 km radius : bruh
Stop calling me out
For real though xD
[REDACTED]
Bruh
Mmmbruh
3:15 fun fact SCP-682's image was pirated from a Russian website and was originally a whale skeleton found washed up on a beach in advanced stages of decay that Dr. Gears just cropped the watermark off of. So that's why whales look like the hard to destroy reptile. Because it isn't a reptile.
Also speaking of scp fingerboy reminds me of what 4666 would look like
Edit: 682's image was updated
personally i think fingerboy looks like 096
What is SCP-682?
@@CallMeHector basically the most stereotypical monster in the scp foundation, unkillable monsters hates all life, reptile, etc.
@@CallMeHector in case you don't know, scp foundation is a fake online organization where people can create fake "SCP's" and share them on the site. There are thousands of them and its pretty fun to dive into :)
And yeah SCP-682 is a famous one, anytime another story has something that seems like it can kill anything they pull out SCP-682 and show that its not
Greyson Lawrence ThankYou.gif Now it all makes sense. Kind of.
when he said "eat shit and die" i LITERALLY SPIT ON MYSELF BECAUSE I LAUGHED SO SUDDENLY
He also kinda sounds like ryan renalds? Is it just me?....yes i spelt his name wrong deal with it
thats when i decided to subscribe
You made the right choice my good sir
Go tell him yourself johnny
Eat shit and live bill
Fun fact about the Dwarf Elephant skull, there was a once renowned paleontologist (Othenio Abel, just like Heisenberg, his work is still quite credible but he is rightfully hated as an individual, google why) who theorized that the cyclops myth originates from the Greeks finding the fossils of Dwarf Elephants, which as it happens can be found in caverns in Greece. Remember that complete fossils are actually quite rare, and a lot of the time they're assembled from parts. Naturally, if you assemble a skeleton wrong, you can get a quite different looking animal. Or potentially the Greeks could've found solitary skulls for some reason.
This is actually still considered the most dominant theory as to where the cyclops myth originated from. So yes, it is technically a cyclops skull.
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I mean , if whales had legs like seals the blue whale would be terrifying.
Todderina
What’s even more terrifying is that whales actually can’t stay on land for too long. Their own weight crushes them. And if the corpse stays long enough in the sun, it explodes. It’s killed someone before.
@@samtigerlilly1003 of course they cant stay on land too long. They live in the fuckin water
Naw man that’d just be a c h o n k
Also, despite the "killer whale" in it's name, Orcas are actually dolphins, not whales. And yeah, walking blue whales would be terrifying.
EDIT: So, it turns out my initial comment is both right and wrong. Yes the Orcas are a member of the delphinoidea family, that is correct. Delphinoidea family is a suborder of the Odontoceti order. Odontoceti is a member of the Cetacean infraorder. Now, Odontoceti order (formal) is commonly known as toothed whales order (informal). So does that mean that all dolphins are whales?
Technically yes, all dolphins are toothed whales (not the same as baleen whales, for example the Blue Whale). So what makes a dolphin a dolphin, and a whale a whale. It turns out that the term "whale", is an informal term, used to describe all members of the Cetacean infraorder, excluding dolphins and porpoises. "Dolphin", on the other hand, also an informal term, refers to the Delphinidae, Platanistidae, Iniidae and Pontoporiidae families. But how can dolphins belong to the toothed whale order, while not being whales themselves? Is a large member of the Delphinidae family (Orcas) a whale or a dophin? What about the beluga whales, which are small whales, which belong to a Delphinidae subfamily called Monodontidae? Why are they whales and not dolphins?
So, to avoid confusion, keep in mind that the terms "whale" and "dolphin" are totally wrong. That's where this confusion is all about. If you want to be technically correct just refer to everything as "cetaceans". The terms "whale" and "dolphin" do not appear in the formal taxonomy.
Well time to learn how to make a game.
Steam here I come.
STAND NAME: *[FINGER BOY]*
STAND MASTER: *[SALMONELLA]*
FIIIINGA BOOOI
Not everythings a JoJo reference you freaking WeeaBooo!
Finger Boy Vs vs Star Finger
Power : D
Speed : B
Range : A
Durability : C
Precision : A
Potential : E
Mura!
Can't wait to see all the SCP references in the comment section because Salmonella mentioned 682.
*Sam o' nella
@CennaPlayz Salmonella*
@@unflexian *salmon that ella is eating
Fanboys will be fanboys
What is SCP?
“Finger boy” made me absolutely lose it
this video actually got me into the SCP foundation
Lol 😝
other way around for me
Your comment got me into bathing in mayonnaise
@Fluffy vibes ha cool
You've discovered a gold mine
3:13 That’s because the main image for SCP-682 (on the right) is actually a photo of a dilapidated orca corpse.
Beluga
@@loganfury7433 Lumbago
@@bigmantyrone9021 man I never knew SCP 682 suffered from back pain, thank you have opened my world view onto a whole new level
@@loganfury7433 Ligmabo
Lmao I thought that was a tree root on a sidewalk
You just made millions of people look up readings of SCP-682. That’s power you can’t buy.
And so the research begins.
Probably not millions but yeah
Gotta love SCP shoe-ins. The more the merrier. Hopefully won’t just look at 1/2 articles and never see one again.
Bloody noobs am I right
Begin suggestions
Finger boy will forever haunt my dreams 😂😂😂
Blows into Anteater skull:
*Africa by Toto plays*
bruh anteaters are in south america not africa you mean an aardvark
@@bestuan That's the point. Since they live in South America, they "Miss the rains down in Africa"
Hurry boy securitys after you.
The very fact that he mentioned SCP-682 makes me wish he would do scp videos. With his artwork and humor, they would be nothing short of masterpieces.
"yea so theres this massive freaking introvert that screams and claws when someone notices his face, lets just NOT lock the door to his room"
seriously just keep him in a cage, pour concrete in the room and boom! trapped for a big while, until we have cheap spaceflight and can dump him on the sun
@@Harsh-tf9he Are you sure you're not actually Sam O'Nella? This seems absolutely perfect for one of his scripts
@@oscartomlinson11 lol thanks
Breathing life into an elitist subculture of the internet that no one takes seriously
So that means if we mix alligators with orcas we can finally bring him to reality, which is probably not a good idea :/
When he literally shows us all that SCP-682 is a dirty skeleton of a whale
682's a beluga though, not an orca
You’re both wrong, 682 is fictional
Yeah I’m fun at parties
@@Kay_213_ parties about dead whales
Cat Attack
Can confirm
@@Kay_213_ can I come
The octopus at the animal picnic is the most hysterical clip ever
Friday: Oversimplified uploads
Saturday: AlternateHistoryHub & KnowledgeHub upload
Sunday: Sam O'nella & JonTron upload
This was a good weekend lads
Sam O Nella being apart of the O5 council is my new head cannon
The real O5-13.
Yeetus McYeet dr bright
I knew it! Sam WAS Dr. Bright all along!
That’s not a headcannon that’s just a fact.
What if he's just trying to fool us and help the REAL O5 Council stay secret?
sam: *one quick mention of 682*
every scp fan ever: HELLO? HAVE I BEEN SUMMONED-
@guoj1 would we be 096 screeching or femur breaker screeching?
@guoj1 *something something SCP reference"
We're detonating the Alpha warheads in T minus 90 seconds. All personnel are advised to board the nearest helicopter or enter the nearest blast shelter immediately.
He should have a SCP talk
Please allow us to introduce ourselves, we are the unit [DATA EXPUNGED] under the command of Dr [Redacted]
I knew someone in secondary school who's nickname was Goose, and I asked about it, and apparently it was because their friends thought the way they walked looked like a penguin, and it was a reference to this exact video lmao